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Anonymous No.64345276 >>64345281 >>64345292 >>64345319 >>64345323 >>64345334 >>64345371 >>64345977 >>64346152 >>64346202 >>64346306 >>64346499 >>64346505 >>64346534 >>64349386 >>64349569 >>64355091 >>64356325 >>64360532 >>64360801 >>64363402 >>64371384 >>64374508
Uuuhhhhhh...
How does one retake a Polar-bear controlled research base? Asking for a friend.
Anonymous No.64345281 >>64347462
>>64345276 (OP)
30-06
Anonymous No.64345286 >>64349396
Anonymous No.64345292
>>64345276 (OP)
Nerve gas would work, it would have to be very stable and persistent in case the polar bear is out hunting for extended periods of time.
Anonymous No.64345299
.45-70
Anonymous No.64345319 >>64345934 >>64345951
>>64345276 (OP)
The Russians could easily just drive a BMP there and blast them safely with 7.62
IF THEY HAD ANY LEFT LOL
Anonymous No.64345323
>>64345276 (OP)
Well placed .22lr
Anonymous No.64345334 >>64345357 >>64345885
>>64345276 (OP)
Why retake them?
Anonymous No.64345357 >>64345885 >>64345892 >>64345971 >>64346081 >>64346523 >>64347408 >>64347427 >>64347604 >>64349435 >>64349487 >>64350422 >>64351062 >>64351451 >>64354827 >>64356581 >>64364943 >>64370577 >>64376960 >>64378547
>>64345334
This. They are frens.
Anonymous No.64345371
>>64345276 (OP)
depends where. Russia? You can't. If they know you know how to use a gun they will send you to the meat grinder.

Europe, Canada, or Alaska? Old school ww2 surplus rifle will do the job fine.
Anonymous No.64345885 >>64345892
>>64345334
>>64345357
Befriend the bears.
Bears are quite adept for carrying artillery shells. If you can teach them to load you've got yourself a crack artillery platoon.
Anonymous No.64345892 >>64345907 >>64346122 >>64350424
>>64345357
>>64345885
Bloodied claws typed these posts.
Anonymous No.64345907 >>64346231
>>64345892
>He doesn't know if you feed them a supply of beer and cigarettes you gain their loyalty
Anonymous No.64345934 >>64346242
>>64345319
mindbroken
Anonymous No.64345951 >>64345956
>>64345319
My money would be on the Bears hijacking the BMP and annexing the North of Russia at this stage.
Anonymous No.64345956
>>64345951
>Envirobear 2025
Anonymous No.64345971 >>64347655
>>64345357
>hey wanna play human today
>ohh my back
>fuck i hate this job
>what's for dinner tonight
>did you pay the electricity bill
Anonymous No.64345977 >>64346064
>>64345276 (OP)
These bears live better than 2 billion people and almost all russians lol
Anonymous No.64346000
308 or a well placed 22
Anonymous No.64346064 >>64350426
>>64345977
Guess they no longer have to shit in the woods.
Anonymous No.64346081 >>64346120 >>64346843 >>64347327
>>64345357
Curious frens too
Anonymous No.64346097 >>64346118 >>64346124 >>64346138 >>64366896 >>64371066 >>64376151
Reminder that Russians at a polar station befriended a bear by throwing it food every day for weeks, till it came to trust them, then they threw it a flare and gave it severe burns to its mouth and throat and filmed it's protracted death agonies while laughing.
You do not hate Russians enough.
Anonymous No.64346118 >>64346133 >>64347860
>>64346097
Source of the story?
Anonymous No.64346120
>>64346081
So did the bear drop down and help with the dishwashing?
Anonymous No.64346122 >>64346148
>>64345892
no problem, it's russian blood
Anonymous No.64346124
>>64346097
308 or well placed 22 also kill rusniggers
Anonymous No.64346133
>>64346118
I watched the video of it on twitter.
Anonymous No.64346138 >>64346194 >>64351168
>>64346097
We should arm the bears!
Anonymous No.64346148 >>64346151
>>64346122
why do you wanna give the bears HIV?
Anonymous No.64346151 >>64349803
>>64346148
they're not apes, they're immune.
Anonymous No.64346152 >>64346162 >>64373117
>>64345276 (OP)
shut the fuck up you fuckin faggot, none of your gay ass business bitch and no you do not get to fantasize about randomly killing animals you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.64346162 >>64346170 >>64346184
>>64346152
wtf is this real?!
Anonymous No.64346170 >>64346174 >>64346182 >>64359710 >>64373117
>>64346162
motherfuck you, pussy
Anonymous No.64346174 >>64346184 >>64346188
>>64346170
no way this is real
Anonymous No.64346182 >>64346189
>>64346170
my cat does this sometimes when
Anonymous No.64346184
>>64346162
>>64346174
>He doesn't know about kot fu
Anonymous No.64346188
>>64346174
Yes, it's real. My mom's cat does this, too.
Anonymous No.64346189 >>64346246 >>64346247
>>64346182
when?
speak!!!!!
Anonymous No.64346194
>>64346138
we're already on it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)
Anonymous No.64346202
>>64345276 (OP)
The answer is closer than you think.
Anonymous No.64346231 >>64346236
>>64345907
to be fair that'd work on me too
Anonymous No.64346236
>>64346231
but only gays would call you a bear
Anonymous No.64346242
>>64345934
Bayempays are an endangered species, anon. It's not being mindbroken to say that.
Anonymous No.64346246
>>64346189
when I'm watching ninja turtles on TV
Anonymous No.64346247 >>64370562
>>64346189
Shut up! There's a sniper around! I think the shot came from
Anonymous No.64346306
>>64345276 (OP)
Bring in platoon of Gay Bears. Once the polar bears have ravaged the bussy's and eaten the gay bears, then they will simply wander off satisfied
Anonymous No.64346499
>>64345276 (OP)
My dick
Anonymous No.64346505
>>64345276 (OP)
Why would we want to, they removed and prevent the return of the local zigger infestation.
Anonymous No.64346523
>>64345357
This, let the bears be.
Anonymous No.64346534 >>64347865
>>64345276 (OP)
Move black bears into the neighborhood until the property values decrease and the polar bears are forced to sell the research facility back to you at a loss.
Anonymous No.64346843 >>64350438
>>64346081
>Ceiling bear is watching you masturbate
Anonymous No.64346876 >>64347678
In case anyone wondered where depictions of demons come from
Anonymous No.64347327 >>64347766 >>64349577 >>64350438
>>64346081
Anonymous No.64347408 >>64347883 >>64355918
>>64345357
Anonymous No.64347427 >>64347488 >>64349499 >>64353831
>>64345357
Why do so many animals LOOK like they are the ethnicity of the country they’re in.
These things have almost no human interaction and still somehow look rusky having just occupied a house there.
Anonymous No.64347462
>>64345281
.338 Lapua Magnum as well.
Anonymous No.64347488 >>64347518 >>64356260 >>64370736
>>64347427
But polar bears are white?
Anonymous No.64347518
>>64347488
Only superficially, just like russians.
Anonymous No.64347604
>>64345357
Let them have this. If they can't live on the ice caps, build them houses.
Anonymous No.64347655
>>64345971
>Those feels
>Want to just go to the artic circle and live off seal meat instead of dealing with modern society?
Kind of want to go out and find my own disused research station if I'm being honest.
Anonymous No.64347678 >>64351517
>>64346876
Looks almost like a dog or wolf.
Anonymous No.64347766
>>64347327
Glad to see the old ways are not entirely lost.
Anonymous No.64347860
>>64346118
It is not a story, there is a video that shows it. I watched it years ago too. Not sure anymore if it was a flare or a really big fire cracker. The bear was in agony though, writhing on the ground and burying its muzzle in the snow.
Anonymous No.64347865
>>64346534
Anon... polar bears are black
Anonymous No.64347883
>>64347408
>when your wife's boyfriend brings seal meat
Anonymous No.64349386
>>64345276 (OP)
50cal
Anonymous No.64349396 >>64351175 >>64354463 >>64363500
>>64345286
>a .22
>against polar bears
you've never been less gmi
Anonymous No.64349435 >>64360570 >>64366223
>>64345357
>the only species of bear known to intentionally stalk and hunt humans for prey
>frens
Anonymous No.64349487 >>64353720
>>64345357
why do they look so huggable if you arent supposed to hug them?
Anonymous No.64349499
>>64347427
>These things have almost no human interaction
>still somehow look rusky

Anon, Russians don't have any human interaction either.
Anonymous No.64349569
>>64345276 (OP)
Russia is sooooo big
Did you know we have polar bears?
In houses!
NumberNiggerMan No.64349577
>>64347327
God I miss the motivational poster format
Anonymous No.64349653
10mm.
Anonymous No.64349803
>>64346151
>The Ursus doesnt care for the simians trivial malady
Anonymous No.64350422
>>64345357
Exactly. If not fren why fren shaped?
Anonymous No.64350424
>>64345892
>newfag doesn’t know private wojtek
Anonymous No.64350426 >>64351123
>>64346064
Polar bears mastered indoor plumbing before Indians
Anonymous No.64350438 >>64354993
>>64346843
>>64347327
This meme is older than 70% of people that post on here
Anonymous No.64350730 >>64351030 >>64351146 >>64351177 >>64351440 >>64367350
which caliber would you replace this 5.56 that took down a black bear?
Anonymous No.64351030 >>64351188
>>64350730
F for the Bear. He just wanted to be frens.
Anonymous No.64351062 >>64351071
>>64345357

That is obviously filmed with a drone which is why the bear does not instantly attacks because to polar bears you are food. It is also very obviously startled by something odd thats not a bird but flying it sees for the first time.
Anonymous No.64351071 >>64357816
>>64351062
Does not being on top of the food chain upset you? So few people are killed by deadly animals I think it's worth preserving them, we accept car deaths and gun deaths to dwarf animal attacks so it's worth keeping them around for future generations.
Anonymous No.64351123 >>64352896 >>64353727
>>64350426
They've already started making head protection. Its only a matter of time before they fully exceed India in technological capability.
Anonymous No.64351146
>>64350730
Prolly .223
Anonymous No.64351168 >>64351186 >>64370726
>>64346138
the story of the vets throwing cigs to Wojtek when they visited him in the zoo post-war will never not be heartwarming.
Anonymous No.64351175
>>64349396
that's .308
Anonymous No.64351177 >>64351188 >>64351200 >>64352482 >>64357966
>>64350730
i want to murder that bastard in front of his children
Anonymous No.64351186
>>64351168
Supposedly they tried to break him out a few times to go on a pub crawl.
Anonymous No.64351188 >>64351198 >>64351199 >>64356606
>>64351030
>>64351177
fuck off reddit trannies
Anonymous No.64351198 >>64351387
>>64351188
hang yourself you sad sack of shit
Anonymous No.64351199 >>64351387 >>64351404
>>64351188
No fuck you zigger man!
Anonymous No.64351200 >>64351387 >>64355907
>>64351177
when you stumble into a bear's home, you're gonna get fucked up and most will agree it's something inevitable. In fact, this is universally true with any big animal when something encroaches into their home.
This situation is the exact same, except it's a human's home.
Anonymous No.64351387 >>64351397
>>64351200
you're wasting your time on these >>64351198 >>64351199 faggots
Anonymous No.64351397 >>64356630
>>64351387
What do (You) think this map represents?
Anonymous No.64351404 >>64351556
>>64351199
still falseflagging jeet?
Anonymous No.64351440 >>64351462
>>64350730
I love that video. Its every faggot on k with a gun light. Im off to go flag the family...
Anonymous No.64351451 >>64351556
>>64345357
They're also an endangered species so killing them feels like a dick move.
Anonymous No.64351462
>>64351440
>Its every faggot on k with a gun light
you're not wrong
apparently the guy who shot the bear is a friend of this guntuber
Anonymous No.64351468
Anonymous No.64351472 >>64351492
Anonymous No.64351479 >>64351492 >>64351671
screenshots from this article
https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/polar-bears-take-over-abandoned-research-station-russian-arctic-2025-09-26/
Anonymous No.64351492 >>64351521 >>64351707 >>64353358
>>64351472
>>64351479
if anyone could make a gif of these two images that would be great
heres one I made but it's not very good
Anonymous No.64351517
>>64347678
Well yeah, ursids are the closest relatives of canids
Anonymous No.64351521 >>64353358
>>64351492
>Change the colors
>PARTY HARD!
Anonymous No.64351556
>>64351404
>Hurting animals is fun
Think someone is projecting here?
>>64351451
Essentially this. If they are not doing any harm why attack them?
Anonymous No.64351671
>>64351479
>I know what you are
Anonymous No.64351707
>>64351492
Novichok bait
Anonymous No.64352482 >>64367366
>>64351177
You're a fucking pussy who would let a home invader or a bear kill and rape your children in your own home. You won't do shit you limpwristed homosexual
Anonymous No.64352896
>>64351123
>already invented the wheel too
God there’s no stopping them
Anonymous No.64353239 >>64353300 >>64353302
Polar bears are frens, not foes. If you're cold, they're cold, let them inside.
Anonymous No.64353300 >>64355931 >>64356620 >>64370747
>>64353239
Bears are bros
Anonymous No.64353302
>>64353239
>
Anonymous No.64353309
They just want to have a good time with you
Anonymous No.64353322
You wouldn't let these guys starve would you /k/?
Anonymous No.64353329
They just want some food. They're gentle
Anonymous No.64353335
They even help with chores
Anonymous No.64353344 >>64370760
polar bears are literally harmless. just look at this one being peaceful in a field of flowers. totally harmless, basically a big dog
Anonymous No.64353358 >>64357363
>>64351492
>>64351521
Anonymous No.64353364
I'm pleased that I'm not the only one bear posting
Anonymous No.64353396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZkCFoqSBs
Anonymous No.64353609
The bear is the spirit animal of /k/
Large hairy creature doing crazy shit innawoods that just wants to chill.
Anonymous No.64353672 >>64355939 >>64370766
bear wife > deer wife
Anonymous No.64353720
>>64349487
Coca cola commercials.
Anonymous No.64353727 >>64353772
>>64351123
So bears superpower by 2030?
Anonymous No.64353747 >>64354903 >>64370785
oh we bear postin huh
Anonymous No.64353767 >>64353799
honey I'm hoooooome!
Anonymous No.64353772 >>64353805 >>64354034
>>64353727
Say what you will about bears but at least they have the good sense to shit in the woods instead of the streets
Anonymous No.64353784 >>64353809
bear cavalry WHEN?!?!?!?
Anonymous No.64353799
>>64353767
Time for cuddles
Anonymous No.64353805 >>64353830
>>64353772
It is hilarious to me that people saw the dozen or so hyper intelligent/hard working Indians outside of India and just assumed that they must all be like that. Like India is some untapped goldmine of superhumans, instead of it being the same situation as every other third world barely industrialized shithole on the planet, that the majority of the population are barely illiterate savages, and the ones you see outside their homeland are the exceptions that leveraged their exceptional talents to get the fuck out of there.
Anonymous No.64353809 >>64353819
>>64353784
Canadians tried something similar with the moose, it went poorly.
Anonymous No.64353819 >>64353858 >>64353914
>>64353809
Moose are far too temperamental to be domesticated or even tamed for such purposes.
Anonymous No.64353830
>>64353805
Seems to me more like billionaires saw the >1 billion exploitable scab workers with at least a basic grasp on english
Anonymous No.64353831
>>64347427
The sun is the same for them, so they too have to squint their eyes.
Anonymous No.64353858 >>64353866 >>64353908
>>64353819
>ignores that modern cows came from Aurochs who were so fierce they caused the myth of the fucking Minotaur
Jared Diamond pls go
Anonymous No.64353866 >>64353931 >>64353931 >>64354073
>>64353858
Didn't the nazis try to bring these back so they could wrestle them or some shit?
Anonymous No.64353908
>>64353858
>Jared Diamond
no I've just had a lot of Moose tear my shit up for no reason, fuck Moose.
Anonymous No.64353914 >>64354369
>>64353819
Moose will FUCK your shit up, especially when they're in the rut. I avoid going to public land to shoot during late October/November because I'd almost certainly get gored by one. They're more tenacious than a polar bear IMO.
Anonymous No.64353931
>>64353866
What?
>>64353866
Yeah. My point is everything in tamable with enough time. History proves this.
Anonymous No.64354034
>>64353772
The bear is a fine creature. A symbol of strength, intelligence, ferocity, a little blind and reckless at times but courageous beyond all doubt.
Anonymous No.64354073 >>64354082
>>64353866
I dont know about the nazi bear wraslin part, but there were attempts to breed a similar looking animal in the 20s or 30s iirc. They basically got halfway there and called it good (it was not good). Same with that whole dire wolf thing recently.
Anonymous No.64354082
>>64354073
aurochs not bears. Sorry this thread made me bear brained
Anonymous No.64354108 >>64354170
Americans are obsessed with invading the beautiful land of Russia. It will be your final mistake.
Anonymous No.64354170
>>64354108
The irony is that it's only beautiful where there are no Russians.
Anonymous No.64354369
>>64353914
scene straight from alien
Anonymous No.64354463 >>64365122
>>64349396
iirc .22lr (or was it .22 magnum?) was originally used as a bison hunting round and was also popular for bear hunting. Shot placement is what matters.

That being said, polar bears are a lot fuckin tougher than black or even brown bears, so I'd still be perturbed if that's all I had
Anonymous No.64354827 >>64356054
>>64345357
So, uh, it's literally the next Command & Conquer unit we'll soon see live on the field, isn't it?
Anonymous No.64354903 >>64355123 >>64361144 >>64367236 >>64377553
>>64353747
No but, seriously, there are people just filming and interacting with them just like that? I'd be shitting my pants and would quietly move away, then quickly move away as soon as he can't see me anymore.
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc No.64354993 >>64355137
>>64350438
>older than 70%

Try 5% or less

>T. Ancient fag
Anonymous No.64355091
>>64345276 (OP)
I’m reading The Terror which has a massive polar bear stalking the stranded crew. Now this comes up. Get out of my head get out of my head.
Anonymous No.64355123 >>64370824
>>64354903
most bear domestication videos are from russia
Cuz I think russians just accept they're not fully tamed and can kill them on the spot and are ok with that
Anonymous No.64355137 >>64355160
>>64354993
You should not be allowed to post on 4chan without proof you had a photobucket account
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc No.64355160 >>64355165 >>64355197
>>64355137
People who cannot prove that they were once GNAA members should not be allowed to post.
Anonymous No.64355165 >>64355171 >>64355197 >>64378827
>>64355160
I'm an oldfag and I have no idea what that is :(
Will my vgcats and nationstates account information do?
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc No.64355171
>>64355165
>Nationstates

That will do. Old school Spacebattles would have worked as well as a confirmation of age.

Hope i don't get autobanned for a wiki link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Nigger_Association_of_America

Theme song for post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IgoitlgZOI
Anonymous No.64355197 >>64355276
>>64355160
>>64355165
How about geocities?
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc No.64355276
>>64355197
Stop fishing for info. I'm old and i have been around a while, leave it at that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUwh-C5w7II&list=RDV-4N0xBpU38&index=5
Anonymous No.64355432 >>64355501
None of you are thinking correctly.
The answer is obvious.
It may involve an increase in your Homer tax.
I mean your Home-OWNER tax.
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc No.64355501 >>64355766
>>64355432
Do you have any idea how many potatoes, crop dusters and An-2s we could make for that cost?
Anonymous No.64355766
>>64355501
Lukashenko is a OK guy some times.
Anonymous No.64355792
A man who was denied a well deserved promotion.....He waits knowing that with patience he will get what he is owed...He waits...

He isn't the man the world wants nor is he the hero we expected, he is what humanity needs....
Anonymous No.64355907 >>64356906
>>64351200
>tries to draw a comparison between a species barely 50k strong and one that lives in every continent on earth with almost 9B population
trigger happy vermin. hope a bear mauls you in your sleep
Anonymous No.64355918 >>64356054
>>64347408
>An Polar Bear.jpg
Anonymous No.64355931
>>64353300
>only YOU can stop mountain road accidents!
Anonymous No.64355939
>>64353672
>bear wife > deer wife
Go home Tormund, you're drunk.
Anonymous No.64356054 >>64356140
>>64354827
The question is which side? I don't know if we have fully sidestepped from the Generals to RA2 timeline now?
>>64355918
Glad someone spotted that.
Anonymous No.64356140
>>64356054
>Glad someone spotted that.
Anonymous No.64356260
>>64347488
>But polar bears are white?
Does he know?
Anonymous No.64356325 >>64356427
>>64345276 (OP)
>Abandoned
Why bother ? Leave them be, it's a good research and observation opportunity, if they move to close to human population than most hunting guns will do. It's russia though so probably somehting retarded will happen.
Anonymous No.64356427
>>64356325
>It's russia though so probably somehting retarded will happen.
Bears to annex Northern Russia?
Anonymous No.64356581 >>64370839 >>64371033
>>64345357
I thought polar bears were solitary animals?
Is it natural for them to just form groups and chill out during the summer months when there's plenty of food to go around?
Anonymous No.64356606 >>64357060
>>64351188
You know, if it wasn't clearly a baby the guy shot, it would probably be a lot more impressive.
Like, if the dude was gunning down a Golden Retriever or a goat, would you still think it was epic?
Because that's kind of the threat that a lone baby black bear poses.
Anonymous No.64356620
>>64353300
Hes so based and road safetypilled I... I cant compete...
Anonymous No.64356630 >>64357025
>>64351397
Going by the text, it seems to imply that conservatives don't value or appreciate anyone who is not directly benefiting them and don't care about the state of the world they live unless it's directly affecting them, whilst liberals are more community based and, on the whole, more moral and decent people who try to make the world a better place because it's their home and not just somewhere they happen to be inhabiting at this particular point in time.
I'm pretty sure that's not what the Anon who posted this thinks it shows though.
Anonymous No.64356906
>>64355907
>one that lives in every continent on earth with almost 9B population
That’s completely false. Humans only live in North America and Europe with minimal amounts spread elsewhere.
Anonymous No.64357025 >>64357713
>>64356630
No retard, it shows that liberals care more about a random fuzzy animal halfway across the world than they do their family, community, and country
Anonymous No.64357060
>>64356606
Post a single gun you own you giant faggot
Anonymous No.64357177 >>64379036
I think it's our year!
Anonymous No.64357363
>>64353358
https://youtu.be/UI1cuht8jh0?t=9
Anonymous No.64357713 >>64373943
>>64357025
You're retarded, a dot away from the center encompasses all the circles closer to the center
Anonymous No.64357816 >>64357896
>>64351071
>Does not being on top of the food chain upset you?
Anon, I'm pretty sure polar bears are gotten a lot more often than they get one of us.
That said, I agree tha preserving them is worthwhile, as long as they are kept the fuck away from human settlements.
Anonymous No.64357896
>>64357816
>I agree tha preserving them is worthwhile, as long as they are kept the fuck away from human settlements
Unfortunately, people keep making settlements closer and closer to them.
It's a bit like Indians being told they could live in the parts of the continent not being used by the white man.
Anonymous No.64357966
>>64351177
black bear paws tapped this post
Anonymous No.64359710
>>64346170
What social media does to a cute cat.
Note how angry it is
Anonymous No.64360532 >>64361373
>>64345276 (OP)
Anonymous No.64360570 >>64361386
>>64349435
*animal

Humans have only been able to stand up to polar bears with anything less than a group you could classify as a "cohort" in the last 300 years, and even then only with preparation. They have never learned to be scared of humans.
Anonymous No.64360801 >>64361124
>>64345276 (OP)
>Bears
You announce your arrival and challenge them to a Trial of Possession. Bears are suckers for Zellbrigen.
Anonymous No.64361124 >>64361148
>>64360801
Why are female elementals so overly obsessed with making very young mechwarriors their bondsmen?
Anonymous No.64361144
>>64354903
If you give them food they'll keep coming back and over years they can see you as helpful food man.
I would still be throwing it to them rather than letting them get close.
Anonymous No.64361148
>>64361124
>Why are female elementals so overly obsessed with making very young mechwarriors their bondsmen?
Smol and cute is kryptonite to maternal types.
Anonymous No.64361373
>>64360532
Honestly I’d be more scared of a polar bear than a T-34 in the current year+10. The bear can move without breaking down, move faster, and the chances of getting hit with the tanks cannon and it not blowing up aren’t that high.
Anonymous No.64361386
>>64360570
>in the last 300 years
Also they’ve barely (heh bearly) at all in the last 300 years. Polar bears live in some of the most frigid, remote areas of earth. It never made sense for humans to venture there until relatively recently. Hell even today we barely do because it’s cold as shit. They never got exposure to humans like other species.
Anonymous No.64363402 >>64364886 >>64366173
>>64345276 (OP)

Do NOT touch the bears
Anonymous No.64363500 >>64366162
>>64349396
>a .22

are you retarded anon?
Anonymous No.64364886
>>64363402
if im not supposed to touch them why are they so cute!?
Anonymous No.64364943
>>64345357
>And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Treadwell ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears
Anonymous No.64364960
when i was in highschool somehow a baby bear wandered onto my campus and naturally the mom bear followed it; we were on lockdown for like six hours while they tranq'd the bears
Anonymous No.64365122
>>64354463
i could also kill a bear with a spear but lets not pretend like thats the smartest thing to do
Anonymous No.64366162
>>64363500
What are you, a bad shot?
Anonymous No.64366173 >>64370791
>>64363402
We’ve already been over this. If they aren’t frens why are they fren shaped?
Anonymous No.64366223
>>64349435
Big cats and crocs have both been recorded stalking humans, if you are in croc territory don't keep going to the same part of the river bank because they will remember and wait there.
Anonymous No.64366875
Sexy female robobears to lure them out, not everything requires violence.
Anonymous No.64366896
>>64346097
China is about to turn their nation into a human zoo so the joke is on them.
Anonymous No.64367236 >>64367292
>>64354903
Most these domestic bears were raised by that particular human since they were cubs, most animals tend to not wanna kill a lifelong friend/parent figure unless something goes severely tits up. That does not extend to other humans, bear tamers for movies are well aware of this and will very rarely let random actors actually interact directly with the bears, usually acting as stunt doubles for any take that requires the character and bear to be on screen at the same time
Anonymous No.64367292 >>64370850
>>64367236
What happens if the bear is raised from a cub by a large group of people? Does it become more accepting of humans as a whole, or just the ones that raised it?
Anonymous No.64367350 >>64368332
>>64350730
subhuman wigger could have at least finished it off
Anonymous No.64367366
>>64352482
stop projecting your fantasies tranny
Anonymous No.64368332
>>64367350
Did you come back thinking we all forgot making fun of you already? The bear died you fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.64370500 >>64370522 >>64370683 >>64376151 >>64377359
>Day 1000 of the 3-Day Special Military Operation to Depolarize Kolyuchin
>666th Guards VDV Spetsnaz Brigade devoured by cubs immediately upon landing before they could even get their parachutes off
>1488th Guards Naval Infantry Brigade of the VMF didn't even make it to the island, having half of their landing craft holed by the Walrus Volunteer Corps and other half presumably consumed by by the sealed off decks of the Admiral Kuznetsov
>daily Kadyrovite morale-boosting assrape session interrupted after after bears smelled the screaming mobik shitting himself and devoured the victim and perpetrator before leaving "Long Live Dzhokhar Dudayev" written in blood on the snow
>panda bear "volunteers" sent by China to assist in the SMO turned on their Russian officers almost immediately upon arrival on the frontlines and ate them before defecting to the polar bears who welcomed them with hugs
>bears launched a counter-offensive codenamed "Operation Revenant" where they successfully infiltrated and subsequently overran entire Wagner Group encampment by wearing the skin of Prigozhin as a disguise and gaining the trust of the garrison by raping several convicts to death to assert sexual dominance
>Trump greenlit the upcoming NATO deployment of Canadian polar bears to the Russian arctic frontier after talks soured due to Putin's repeated insults directed at the American Grizzly population
>bears awarded Hero of Ukraine medals by President Zelensky for "meritorious service in the struggle against Russian aggression", bears could not be reached for comment
Anonymous No.64370522 >>64371066
>>64370500
Anon, you are fucking obsessed. This isnt about Ukraine.
Anonymous No.64370562 >>64370706
>>64346247
It's like some of you newfags don't even remember Candlejack, now that meme was a clas
Anonymous No.64370577 >>64375763
>>64345357
>vatniks mock ukranians as pigs
>get assaulted by actual wild pigs in their invasion stunts
>meanwhile bears are moving into derelict zigger huts, remains of their dead and failed empires
even god hates vatniks
Anonymous No.64370683
>>64370500
Would be the least insane event to happen in the past few years.
Anonymous No.64370706
>>64370562
You forgot to cut your sentence off halfway
Anonymous No.64370726
>>64351168
Animal Affinity seems to be a feat exclusive to those of European ancestry.
>Prerequisite: Human
lol
Anonymous No.64370736
>>64347488
They actually have black skin. Their fur is translucent. This creates a greenhouse effect between their fur and skin that helps keep them warm.
Anonymous No.64370747
>>64353300
In NA, yeah, black and brown bears, maybe. I'll still drop one if it charges. But the fact that NA brown bears pass the shopping cart test while these hordes of thirdies don't. I'd rather have a bear as a neighbor than an african or arabian or indian.
Anonymous No.64370760 >>64379067
>>64353344
>harmless
Farm from it. But, bears across the world have been recognized as having the ability to enjoy/appreciate a beautiful vista. That implies a certain level of sentience. Therefore, they should be preserved. If not as our immortal foe since time immemorial but as a fellow being of Earth. Not saying you shouldn't end one if they threaten your life/livelihood. But that we should "try" to coexist with our ancestral rival. We wouldn't be the humans we are today without the evolutionary influence of bears.
Anonymous No.64370766
>>64353672
Based

Deer Wife
>runs away from young at sign of danger
Bear Wife
>fights to the death to protect young (unless it's black bear wife)
Anonymous No.64370785 >>64372388
>>64353747
>Werner Herzog said they have soulless eyes
I've been studying bears ever since childhood. Internet access in the mid 90s only accelerated it. I am wholeheartedly and 100% convinced that they deserve to become our next "Man's Best Friend". This view doesn't cloud my judgement of their danger or ferocity. They earned their names in our tongue. There's a reason why we don't "know their true name". Why we called them "brown" instead of their real names for fear of summoning them to our caves. But that time has passed. Earth is changing. And if we don't act we will lose our eternal rivals. The one creature that is ubiquitous to human lore across the globe. The one creature that remained wild yet continues to shape our evolutionary path as human beings. Bears cannot be bears without us. And we cannot be humans without bears.

What kind of human would we be without the dog, the horse, the cat, the cow and the bear?
Anonymous No.64370791 >>64370860 >>64372529
>>64366173
much like how women are fren shaped but aren't fren
Anonymous No.64370824
>>64355123
>Cuz I think russians just accept they're not fully tamed and can kill them on the spot and are ok with that
That but also regulations/laws. The webm you posted is from Doug Seuss. From Vital Grounds. Dude has been raising "domesticated" bears for decades. His bears have more prolific IMDB profiles than many actors. Based on our current understanding of bears. Specifically grizzly/kodiak brown bears thanks to Mr Seuss's endeavors. As well as the many private owners in Russia. Brown Bears, when raised from cubhood, and raised with proper "human" disciplining. Are very rewarding companions. Bears don't deserve our scorn or hatred. But they do deserve our respect, reverence and aid. I do not want to live on an Earth without dogs, cats, cows, horses or bears. They are all intrinsic to the human experience.
Anonymous No.64370839 >>64371033 >>64371042
>>64356581
>I thought polar bears were solitary animals?
Mothers hibernate throughout winter. Giving birth during hibernation periods. The males, though, travel south. They form "fight clubs" and spar all winter long. These sparring matches help reinforce social bonds as well as establish hierarchy. This ensures that conflicts between males minimize injuries. They have likely already sparred during winter and know that an all out fight isn't worth it during summer. Better to submit and live than fight and die.
Anonymous No.64370850 >>64375079
>>64367292
Wojtek seems to imply a bear raised by a group will respect that group and those that look/smell like that group.
Anonymous No.64370860 >>64370893 >>64372535
>>64370791
Bears are bros though?
Anonymous No.64370893 >>64371054
>>64370860
when they aren't hangry
Anonymous No.64371031 >>64376151
This is my polar bear. I call her Girlbear. She hates ziggers.

Say hi to Girlbear everyone.
Anonymous No.64371033
>>64356581
>>64370839
in that particular footage I think its a mom with her cubs. The other four are smaller then mama bear
Anonymous No.64371042 >>64371054 >>64373354
>>64370839
>Giving birth during hibernation periods.

Uhhhhhh... how's that supposed to work?
Anonymous No.64371054
>>64370893
Just like /k/?
>>64371042
There are videos anon?
Anonymous No.64371066
>>64370522

See >>64346097

You do not hate Russians enough.
Anonymous No.64371384
>>64345276 (OP)
With lube, because the bear's rectum is tighter than you'd think, especially when it clenches up as you choke it out.
Anonymous No.64372388
>>64370785
you need to be masculine enough to tame a bear though
and masculinity is practically illegal now
Anonymous No.64372529
>>64370791
>women are fren shaped
Are they? The average US adult woman is the size of a Blastoise.

You can stick your dick in something and it doesn’t make it a fren.
Anonymous No.64372535
>>64370860
I’d crack a cold one and bitch about the old lady with him
Anonymous No.64373117
>>64346170
>>64346152
Reported
what drugs did you give your cat to make it do these moves?
Anonymous No.64373276
Anonymous No.64373354 >>64374988
>>64371042
Bears aren't true hibernators contrary to popular belief, they're still somewhat active in winter, just to a much lesser extent, it's more like a "low power mode" than a full on "sleep mode"
Anonymous No.64373943 >>64375217
>>64357713
It specifically does not. You are the retard and shitlibs have positive outgroup bias. Natural traitors and people who'd destroy society to benefit the enemy.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-019-12227-0?error=cookies_not_supported&code=5bb5abdd-21de-49b8-a291-4dffe7c91737
Anonymous No.64374508
>>64345276 (OP)
Nuke the site from orbit, only way to be sure.
Anonymous No.64374988
>>64373354
Bears just want to get comfy.
Anonymous No.64375079 >>64375185
>>64370850
And also that bears fucking love smoking cigarettes and drinking
Anonymous No.64375185
>>64375079
Based literal party animals
Anonymous No.64375217 >>64375331
>>64373943
You’re retarded and didn’t read the actual study now did you?
Instead relying on someone else to do the reading and thinking for you via infographic
Anonymous No.64375331
>>64375217
NTA. Go on, tell us how liberals really have a strong in group preference. Explains what the study actually means. I’ll wait.
Anonymous No.64375763
>>64370577
>HORK move away faggot I got HORK this.
Anonymous No.64376151
>>64370500

I'll raise a toast to that

>>64371031

Hi Girlbear

>>64346097
>be American
>give polar bears Coca-Cola

>be Russian
>give polar bears flares

Why are they so evil bros?
Anonymous No.64376960 >>64379321
>>64345357
I didn't know Polar bears could form families. I thought it was like a mom with one or two cubs.
Anonymous No.64377359
>>64370500
>Red russians defeated the white russians
>Now the white bears will defeat the FAS babies of the red russians
like pottery, it rhymes
Anonymous No.64377553
>>64354903
bears and lions are somewhat safe to work with if they've known you from a cub and you know what to look for to determine their mental state
Anonymous No.64378547
>>64345357
he cute
Anonymous No.64378827
>>64355165
>nationstates
holy shit I haven't thought of that site in over a decade
Anonymous No.64379036
>>64357177
Dah bears daaaaah bulls
Anonymous No.64379067 >>64380090
>>64370760
Post your fingers, "human" man
Anonymous No.64379321
>>64376960
Its not just a family. Its a community. They are evolving. There was a group of polar bears that were hunting whales that demonstrated a pack hunting mentality.
Anonymous No.64380090
>>64379067
*gesticulates convincingly*