Thread 64373387

You have exactly 60 seconds to gear up.
FOR REAL
RIGHT
FUCKING
NOW
No hypotheticals . Stop what you're doing. Start a timer. Physically arm yourself and make ready.
I want you fully clothed, geared up, boots on, at the door and at attention in 60 seconds or less.

I dont own boots

>>64373387 (OP)
No. I'm going to be naked and barefoot defending my home, just as Jesus intended.

>>64373469
>I dont own boots
NGMI

>>64373387 (OP)
I'm European.

>>64373387 (OP)
one minute

credit where it's due OP, this is a fun idea for a thread on an increasingly gay board
my results:
> garand with 24 rounds ready to go
> my cc pistol and one spare mag
> matching camo fatigues
> pasgt
> plate carrier with ifak, maps, knife, radio, compass, a few other odds and ends
> ability to get my go bag on the way out the door, general survival supplies for weeks
> coulda had my galil but shamefully it's unloaded

giving myself a C grade, decent overall but pitiful lack of ammo. neat way to discover my shortcomings

>>64373604 (me)
>AR15 with 7 mags
>pasgt helmet
>nods
>chest rig with ifak, 1 quart of water, and a radio
>boots :)

>>64373387 (OP)

>Bathrobe
>Sandals
>Bottles of high proof random alcohol
>Random ass torn clothes
>knife
>Oversize slingshot
>Lighter

Florida's best, at your service.

>>64373387 (OP)
I need more time.

>>64373387 (OP)
I'm already in underwear I'll just grab my nugget and my box of 54r and head on out

>>64373604
>>64373668
Fieldable/10. Get something for shelter and some iodine tabs.

>>64373704
Unacceptable.

>>64373387 (OP)
I’m at work I CAN’T GRAB ANYTHING BUT MY PENIS

>>64373704
too late bitch, you are being tunneled out by nigel the redcoat while his lieutenant burns your wife to death in a church

>>64373717
>Get something for shelter and some iodine tabs
in my ruck.
I could put some iodine in my rig though.

This knife that was made in pakistan

>>64373604
Rah

>>64373387 (OP)
Problem with this is that in a real minute man situation I'd know what I'm supposed to be gearing for. I have my EDC and keep my main bolt and semi rifles in range bags all ready to go, and I have a small pack I also keep ready just for laziness factor of "oh it's nice and I've got an hour lets go for a hike". So in principle easy to get on the basics and have a weapon anyway. But guns and ammo are heavy, I'm not taking both unless this is "1 minute to get into your truck and start driving". Same thing with a range of other kit that's readily on hand.

>>64373387 (OP)
Done.
>9pm. Butt naked. About to play some chess. See OP.
>Sprint down corridor to bedroom. Dodge wife. "Anon?" "Don't worry, 4chan thing"
>Grab M9 and shoulder holster from headboard then AUG, pc and boots from under bed. Drop M9+holster, don the rest.
>Step into closet. Grab helmet, jacket and BOB. Realize I have enough time to put pants on. Hesitate. Boots off. Pants on. Boots on.
>Go through closet. Down stairs. Along hall.
Out the front door by 58s.

Learning points
>60s is longer than I realized, I don't need to go into battle with my dick flapping in the breeze.
>I'm glad it's not winter. No shirt, no socks and jacket over my plate carrier is not ideal. I'll move some socks to the top pouch of my bob and leave a shirt with my pc.
>I should get a gun belt you can wear without pants or fit a pistol holster to my plate carrier.

Good thread, op.

>>64373499
Cocks out glocks out. Nobody wants to wrestle a naked man. Bonus points if you can get hard.

But yeah. 60 seconds at midnight and all you’re getting is a hairy ass, maglite, and 15 rounds of 9mm.

>>64373387 (OP)
Shiet, I didn't read the whole post and didn't get boots. I'll slip into some slippers on my way out the door. Also I came back to the computer because it had the clock I was using when I should probably have gone to the door if I was actually heading out.

>glasses because fucking blind
>AR-15 with dot, one 30 rounder in it, and a sling that I wasted too much time finding and attaching
>spare 20 rounder in my pocket because it was the first one I saw
>.45 P-10 shoved in other pocket

Thoughts/cope:
There was a backpack next to me with some food, medicine, spare glasses, and phone that I should have put on. Another nearby backpack had warm clothes, emergency blanket, first aid, etc. I should have had one backpack with a little of everything. If I had actually gone for the door there's a bag of magazines I could have grabbed. Should have kept the QD sling attached to one of my guns. If I'm taking my car somewhere it does have a pair of boots, warm clothes, blanket, water, and a first aid kit.

>>64373387 (OP)
Schtuff that is closest too me
>G19
>Original German M35 helmet
>M90 pants
>Band t-shirt
>Sneakers
>Gp-5 asbestos mask with a polish bag
>Some old ass bayonet
Yeah, I can work with this

get lock laces for your boots to save time

>>64373387 (OP)
>shotgun
>backpack
>shoes
>28 seconds
Could've been 24 if my right shoe hadn't crumpled on me.
I forgot ammunition though.

>>64374102
60 seconds seems like a short enough period of time to make you rush and actually take longer to do something because you're fucking up
>slow is smooth smooth is fast

>>64373533
So am I
I only managed my FAL, three mags, three surp boxes of ammo to fill them with, a chest rig and my underpants
I'm not really optimized for readiness because the mags, ammo and rifle are in separate safes. Unironically could have got some clothes if I had grabbed my Glock instead

>>64373387 (OP)
>fully clothed
Sounds like you WANT those lobsterback fucks to win, madame secretary.

>>64373387 (OP)
All I need is
>Gen 3 Glock 19 with a few mags and a couple boxes of ammo
>Car keys, wallet, and phone so I can leave whatever bullshit scenario you came up with behind

>>64373387 (OP)
>there are spergs who are kitting themselves out because some random post on a mongolian basket weaving forum told them to

>>64373704
Ok you can have 5 more minutes

>>64373387 (OP)
Im at work so all i have is a 642 in my pocket and a small buck knife. There is a komatsu pc210 out back so im getting in that and rolling out

>>64375340
would be a difficult killdozer conversion, but not impossible. B- strictly for being the only one itt to bring armor support to bear
>>64373704
>I need more time.
fuck off jonah

>>64373387 (OP)
Not going to happen. Because I am always nude when posting on 4chan.
I'd have to find my clothes first from the filthy pile over there.

I probably could get the AK from the safe out in that time, but all operating would be done with my willie flapping around in the air like a wizard's sleeve.

>>64373387 (OP)
Okay wow, I thought I was well prepared with a whole kit in my bedroom already but ya'll are right, donning the extra essential shit we have nowadays really adds up.
Something had to give and it was either pants or my helmet + boots (untied).

>>64373387 (OP)
>geared up, boots on
Should be able to grab my rifle and my chest rig, might even pull boots on
>fully clothed
No way. Im naked when at home.

>>64375783
my lessons
>separate lbe + pc is convenient but not quick
>pc qd buckles become tricky to fasten if in a hurry, needs to be practiced
>a duffel bag is probably better than trying to shoulder a heavy backpack up from floor height while wearing a bunch of crap it wants to snag on.
>My fire evacuation plan is probably flawed too

>>64373933
>Problem with this is that in a real minute man situation I'd know what I'm supposed to be gearing for
Excuses.

>>64374102
>"Anon?" "Don't worry, 4chan thing"
audible kek

alright so i did it with a timer for the lols
results:
>jeans and t-shirt on
>level 3lol soft armor jacket on
>glock 17 IWB
>AR slung
>no spare mags or gear
>timer ran out before getting shoes on
>pupper woke up, confused but ready to go
good thread OP and i am duly ashamed of my unpreparedness

This and a a pair of pants and shirt is all I managed to get on in the time I had. Ran out of time before I Could retrieve my helmet, belt and ALICE pack. NGMI.

53 seconds, anything more would involve a trip to the garage

>>64376271
Based. Grab SKS, go innawoods

>>64376275
Anything else is suicide
Also i'll never forget a knife

I make too much money for this minuteman nonsense, but in an hour i'll get my sweatpants act as Captain to a dozen or so mutants.

>>64376271
this is the only guy that brought a knife, water & bugspray, he's unironically the only one that's gonna make it

>>64376694
I had water, and a swiss army knife in my pocket. forgot to mention the knife in my post though.

>>64376525
>I make too much money for this minuteman nonsense
Are you a man of fighting age and a citizen of these United States of Murica?
If yes then I don't give a flying fuck how many shekels you make.
Arm yourself and make ready in 60 seconds or less, faggot.

I need at least two minutes to tie my boots

>>64374213
> all you’re getting is a hairy ass, maglite, and 15 rounds of 9mm.
Don't threaten me with a good time!

>>64375783
>lust provoking image

>>64376525
>I make too much money for this minuteman nonsense
Money has no bearing on your responsibilities as a citizen and as a man.

And even if it did, pretty sure I make more than you.
>t. >>64374102

>>64373387 (OP)
Data mining thread. Everyone who uploaded a photo, congrats. You're on a list now.

>>64379035
Good job I'm behind 7 proxies.
And if ordering half a dozen fuel filters and a pair of Glock switches of Alibaba, didn't score me a visit from the popo then this thread sure ain't gonna do fuck.

>>64373387 (OP)
ready for action fellas

>>64373387 (OP)
I sold all but two of my guns to Route 24 Gun and Pawn in Bartonville just outside of Peoria, and as a Christian I will not be fighting in any wars.

>>64374102
>"Anon?"
>"Don't worry, 4chan thing"
Kek. How’d you two meet?

>>64375783
Nice leggings

>>64376271
Based

>>64376694
>knife
who cares
>water
we live in america, water is everywhere
>bug spray
nigger not the amazon no one is gonna get malaria from a bug bite here

>>64375783
zamn those are some long socks. i bet those keep ALL the bugs out!

>>64373387 (OP)
I'm at work but my law office has a literal armory somewhere on the 18th flower. One of the named partners was an ffl for some reason and we just have a stash of guns.

>>64373387 (OP)
That means I have to run out the front door and get my guns out of the car because im to much of a pussy to sneak them into my office

>>64379819
James-Sama..

>>64373387 (OP)

>t-shirt
>shorts
>flipflops and/or house slippers
>keys phone wallet pocketknife etc
>9mm ruger p94 with four shitty ban state mags
>possibly the cheap pistol lockbox it was in

lets do this boys

>>64375783
>those man hands
Yikes

>>64379612
Put some Hamm's on that wall and the pic will no longer be gay.

>>64373387 (OP)
Good thread OP.
do another one in a few days.

>>64381342
were they supposed to be women's hands?

>>64381342
Jerry?

>>64378460
Somebody knew exactly what they were doing when corset adjustments got chosen for the M81 web gear :3

>>64373387 (OP)
>gear up in 60 seconds
I'll shoot three times duringt that period, weather be damned

>>64379691
I met her best friend through a college rpg group and we dated for a bit. Met my wife on a camping trip they organized and then again at a house party after that.

>>64376268
Fellow train enthusiast. Gg1 best loco

>Beep
>Grab lbe with mags already loaded and rocket bags with 2 MRE rat fucked and a tarp for tent (brit plce is the best great imo)
>Open safe violently
>Grab rifle (akb23 is current rifle in testing) ignore the voices telling me to get the belt fed
>Sketchers slipons because I'm old
>Sprint upstairs, grab DPM jacket at door
49 seconds. Not terrible

No armor because I'm most worried about having hands free for additional tasks, plus I'm pushing 40 with a bad back. Literally got a migraine from 12 gauge hunting loads last week.

>>64373387 (OP)
alright, I've got a polo on, a pistol with 7 rounds loaded in a 14 round mag and my boots

my balls are getting cold, i shouldn't browse 4chan on the shitter

I’m not grabbing anything. If I die someone will get to see my naked corpse and my penis LOL

>forgot my map pens
>whistle
>bfa

IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT BOYS. LEAVE ME.

>>64373387 (OP)
I have boots on, I have rifle, I have webbing, water, snacks, and 390rds.
Unfortunately I'm otherwise naked. Its 70F outside though so my cock will still look great.

>>64386723
NO WAIT THERE'S A DDPM SMOCK ON THE BACK OF THE DOOR, THAT'LL COVER MY DICK
Probably don't want to be behind me in prone though.

>>64386530
Bfa?

>>64373387 (OP)
In 60 seconds I had time to
>Throw on jeans and untied shoes
>Grab M4gery with TA01
>Grab chest rig
>Stuff six loaded rifle mags, three packs of camels, and a USP45 in chest rig
>Run out door

I got like
>osprey mk4 with only soft armor
>steelpot helmet
>a hatchet
>cut resistant gloves
>a mora
>rubber boots
>one israeli bandage and one CAT tq
>the skirt i'm wearing
>dutch assault pack with misc shooting training edc stuff like a sharpie, plastic bags, rain poncho, snacks, glasses and ears etc.
I'm gonna die.

>>64373387 (OP)
Got my tactical flip flops and a cz Shadow 2

>>64373387 (OP)
Good challenge anon. I’m going to be rocking shorts and boots but I can grab a rifle and plate carrier in 60 seconds. Barely tie my boots but it’s doable.

I can get dressed to defend my home within 60 seconds easily. For taking the fight outside I’d need 2 minutes. Maybe 3 depending on weather.

>>64373533
Then bin your knoif and put on your cuck cage in 60 metric seconds.

>>64376268
Tell me about your rifle, fellow train enthusiast....

>>64379618
Based and tolstoy-pilled, truly the kingdom of heaven resides within you

>>64373387 (OP)
I always have my chest rig loaded with 7 mags, IFAK, and AR ready to go. I need to work on actually having a go bag with some water and snacks and shelter ready too though. Cool thread but I didn't actually run through the drill.

>>64388434
Just a colt LE6920 14.5 P&W with a ballistic research and machine suppressor and everything else you see. I've had it for a few years. It looks dirty not because I distress it, but because I stripped the paint recently to make sure there wasn't rust building up under the paint.

well im fucked.
all my guns are locked up because faggot state laws.
and due to the nature of my house, my ammo is in one room, my locker in another.

>>64375783
>>64383220
if you are properly shaven I will marry you

>>64390501
I kneel

>>64390506
good, I like 'em submissive and lickable

>>64373469
WWIII will be fought in Crocs

>>64375783
Why is /k/ SO gay?

>>64390557
a board full of
>men that love BIG GUNS that shoot HOT LOADS
>current or ex-servicemen
>anons
>OP
why the fuck do you think?

I'M A /K/OMMANDO AND I'M OKAY!

>>64376694
The fucking fag is better protected from the environment. Absolutely not going to make it.

Here's all the guns I have- will probably have a couple more in the distant future.

I don't have a rifle, does an sp-01 in a $10 nylon holster count as armed? My range bag has a few spare mags.

>>64390617
We're /k/ommando's and we're so gay!

>>64374102
Fucking based. Every now and then I send my wife a greentext that I think she'll find funny. She never does
>Don't worry, 4chan thing
I felt that

>>64374102
>things that didnt happen

>>64373387 (OP)
>clothed
>soft vest+plates
>boots
>pistol+1 spare mag
>pump shotgun+pouches full of shells
>EDC knife
>no fucking helmet(why the fuck have I put this off?)
not keeping rifle mags loaded really put a constraint on this, going to have to look at finding a good spot to keep loaded rifle mags. survival bag being in the basement also wasn't good, would be out water, food, comms, navigation, tarps, ropes, light(pistol has laser+light but probably not a good long-term solution). good enough in case of local trouble, bad for a full minuteman travel+battle

>>64392721
I'm a big fan of usgi bandoleers
in spite of what people say, you CAN fit 6 pmags in one - you just need to stack them offset by having one be upside-down per pouch, and you have to put effort into stretching the pouch flaps out at first

>>64373387 (OP)
my results
>Romanian AK clone with 75rd drum mag
>sneakers with no socks
>baseball cap
>gold aviators
i think im fine