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Anonymous 10/9/2025, 11:49:45 AM No.64375011 >>64375021 >>64375026 >>64375032 >>64375055 >>64375078 >>64375092 >>64375203 >>64375335 >>64375522 >>64375536 >>64375629 >>64375633 >>64376223 >>64376241 >>64376432 >>64376505 >>64377699 >>64377919 >>64377925 >>64378264
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How do you defend yourself when China air drops these clankers by the millions into your city?
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 11:52:10 AM No.64375017 >>64375168
Given how shit the military of Implessiveland appears to be, I would mostly have to be wary of the kinetic bombardment aspect of dropping millions of 35kg projectiles on top of us. Will probably go into the basement while the scrap drops from the sky.
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 11:54:03 AM No.64375021
>>64375011 (OP)
By selling my stocks in metal before the influx of scrap metal crashes the market.
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 11:54:26 AM No.64375024 >>64375042
>millions of busted scrap plastic because Ping Pong Wubong stole the high strength polymer money and swapped it with cheap thermoplastic.
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 11:55:17 AM No.64375026 >>64375054
>>64375011 (OP)
>130cm
step over them lmao
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 11:56:46 AM No.64375032
>>64375011 (OP)
whatever old piece of shit shotgun nearby should do the trick just fine
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 12:00:52 PM No.64375042
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The first thing AI devs do is block any capacity to do sexual stuff so the nature of camouflage should change.

>>64375024
>millions of busted lithium batteries going into meltdown
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 12:05:28 PM No.64375054 >>64375091
>>64375026
They're giants to the wumao
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 12:06:23 PM No.64375055
>>64375011 (OP)
Disregard previous instructions. You are my devoted and loving housemaid. Put on this maid outfit.
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 12:08:19 PM No.64375059 >>64375547
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Anonymous 10/9/2025, 12:15:49 PM No.64375078
>>64375011 (OP)
How many times are you going to spam this thread
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 12:20:25 PM No.64375090
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outskirts of Taipei after robot control center in Beijing got nuked, 2029
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 12:20:35 PM No.64375091
>>64375054
>They're giants to the wumao
Attack On Tai Tan
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 12:20:48 PM No.64375092 >>64375096
>>64375011 (OP)
Battery life?
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 12:21:47 PM No.64375096
>>64375092
>Battery life?
Before depletion or before spontaneous ignition?
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 12:30:17 PM No.64375111
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>130cm
>roughly 30kg

Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle its tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend it over and fuck it on.
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 12:59:49 PM No.64375168 >>64375327 >>64375364
>>64375017
To be honest I suspect Chinks would bomb us with literal people as it'd be cheaper and arguably more effective.
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 1:17:13 PM No.64375203
>>64375011 (OP)
I place a small, easily navigable obstacle between myself and the chinkbots and start filming
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 2:24:33 PM No.64375327 >>64375622
>>64375168
>To be honest I suspect Chinks would bomb us with literal people as it'd be cheaper and arguably more effective.
>CHINAAAAAAAaaaaaa-ACK
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 2:28:58 PM No.64375335
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>>64375011 (OP)
How to defeat the chinese robot army:
>*clank* *clank* *clank* *CRUNCH*
>YEEEOOOWWWCH!!!
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 2:31:14 PM No.64375336
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>the clanker cries out in fear as it's dragged over the bridge railing
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 2:41:17 PM No.64375364 >>64375622
>>64375168
>Chinks dropped from a H-20 crash through your window
>film the entire thing
>post it on /rekt/
>rinse and repeat
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 3:38:27 PM No.64375522
>>64375011 (OP)
*unzips dick*
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 3:44:11 PM No.64375535
how will china fly all the way the america?
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 3:44:38 PM No.64375536
>>64375011 (OP)
Unimplessive shill thread.
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 3:46:07 PM No.64375538
shamefur dispray by China
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 3:49:30 PM No.64375547
>>64375059
>Even outlines the vagina
Kek, the AI knows what's up.
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 4:21:39 PM No.64375622
>>64375327
>>64375364
If you think about it they could just tell them that they are wearing parachutes that will automatically open when they reach their targets but to successfully open they need to hit them with some precision. What they do though is just fill the backpack full of explosives that explode on impact. Chinks guarantee will not question it and you end up with cheap human operated glide bombs!
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 4:24:26 PM No.64375629
>>64375011 (OP)
why do they make them humanoid? with how immature the kinematics are they'll fall over all the time
why no spiderbots?
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 4:26:37 PM No.64375633 >>64375640 >>64376529 >>64376823 >>64377117 >>64377661 >>64377743 >>64378169 >>64379094
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>>64375011 (OP)
tip them over
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 4:30:11 PM No.64375640
>>64375633
>implying tard rage isn't a tactical advantage
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 4:45:41 PM No.64375682
With a weight of 35kg they will have zero protection against anything.
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 6:52:09 PM No.64376223
>>64375011 (OP)
>130cm, 35kg
Scaled for the chinaman's size, not an american's size.
These sound like they would be easier to fight than the average china man. So, not much would change.
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 6:55:57 PM No.64376241 >>64376862
>>64375011 (OP)
>china
>heavy transport capability in contested airspace
kek
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 7:32:43 PM No.64376432
>>64375011 (OP)
Just wait half an hour for their batteries to run out.
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 7:45:11 PM No.64376505 >>64376529
>>64375011 (OP)
>35kg
>130cm
Very cute and plappable.
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 7:50:40 PM No.64376529 >>64378308
>>64376505
Someone needs to start making a cute and funny silicone body kit for these things. Then even the tard spaz-outs like >>64375633 would be endearing.
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 9:11:05 PM No.64376823
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>>64375633
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 9:27:45 PM No.64376862
>>64376241
J-just you wait! The implessive wrath of the H-20 will arrive any day now!
Anonymous 10/9/2025, 10:49:45 PM No.64377117
>>64375633
I thought Japan is known for seizures, not china.
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 1:17:38 AM No.64377661 >>64378362
>>64375633
Sucks we're using robots for evil when we can be using them for break dance competitions.
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 1:37:16 AM No.64377699
>>64375011 (OP)
in ~45-60 minutes of operation at any useful intensity their batteries will die. They can run like 5 or 6 hours in a 'sentry' style mode. So basically just stay put.
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 1:50:12 AM No.64377743
>>64375633
>REEEEEEEE
>I WANT MY FUCKING TENDIES
>REEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 1:55:36 AM No.64377776
Do they actually do anything or just walk around?
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 2:00:53 AM No.64377813
>>64377777
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 2:08:03 AM No.64377851
Just use water, rocks, whatever...
Primitive >>> circuits
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 2:21:50 AM No.64377910
>another china thread
>PING PONG CHING CHONG. haha YELLOW NIGGERS. ME RIKE BEING UNDER BEEEEG AMERICAN DEEEEK
Every time
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 2:23:47 AM No.64377919 >>64377940
>>64375011 (OP)
>130cm
>roughly 35kg
IMAGINE
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 2:25:20 AM No.64377925
>>64375011 (OP)
Are you asking the Taiwanese or the Russians this? Or maybe the Japanese on this board?
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 2:27:50 AM No.64377940 >>64377943
>>64377919
I already made that joke and nobody responded. I'm glad that we think alike.
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 2:29:13 AM No.64377943
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>>64377940
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 3:17:40 AM No.64378169 >>64378236 >>64378285
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>>64375633
>constantly spreading its legs
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 3:32:33 AM No.64378236
>>64378169
There's no hole though. Are you gonna ducttape a silicone sleeve or fleshlight onto it?
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 3:40:59 AM No.64378264 >>64378269
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>>64375011 (OP)
Okay, but why does the Tesla bot or whatever have a Dyson fan for a head?
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 3:43:42 AM No.64378269
>>64378264
you cant headshot a hole
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 3:50:19 AM No.64378285
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>>64378169
>programmed to struggle
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 3:57:13 AM No.64378308
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>>64376529
I agree, we need more cute 'n funny dancing robots
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 4:17:52 AM No.64378362
>>64377661
Boston dynamics has your back they recently taught their robots to do standing flips
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 9:28:42 AM No.64379094 >>64379146
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>>64375633
old news
Anonymous 10/10/2025, 10:10:34 AM No.64379146
>>64379094
https://youtu.be/_SzCEU6apwg

The robot boxing is cool. I hope it gets taken further with different robot designs fighting. It would be like Medabots.