Thread 64376836

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>>64376836 (OP)
>Guys what do you do if this is how she turns up to your first date
That's what the Bec De Corbin is for

>>64376841
start doing this

>>64376847
do they cut out earholes for the phones?

>>64376891
>Cut out holes
>In mail
anon...

>>64376891
Does he know?

>>64376836 (OP)
I put on my robe and wizard hat, of course.

>>64376836 (OP)
>>64376892
>wherever i am, i must also larp
still your fault btw for giving them attention

>>64376968
true

>>64376843
>chainmail and a big stick
Bring back the classics.

>>64378410
The old chink in the armor trick...

>>64376836 (OP)
That cum dumpster is wearing cheap jeet/chink repo shit. Get out of here with that larp.

>>64378530
Post your armor, tough guy. Yeah, I didn't think so.

>>64376892
>trashy tattoos
Every time.

>Want to get some real chainmail as fancy a trip to England
>It's all made in India
Any anons know anyone who has consistent decent quality in manufacturing chainmail?

>>64378410
based fellow oldfag

>>64376836 (OP)
mfw i see an elf

>>64379291
There's like a million different smithies on mainland Europe that make everything; from swords to clubs and armor of any kind.
Of course it costs more than indian chains.

>>64376892
Disgusting attention whore

>>64379291
You could try contacting Ironskin. Good quality. But you should plan in enough time and a good chunk of money.

>>64376843
That is one nasty stick, I want to see him babe Ruth a guy's head clean off his shoulders.

You're going into battle
Choose your weapon

>>64376836 (OP)
Turn heater on in the car.

>>64379412
Usually they advertise its produced in Europe but the steel is made in India and just assembled here.

>>64378452
Audible kek

>plate armor
LAW detonates on it. Bahahaha!
(pic not related)

>>64380354
Long Swords are best.

>>64376943
Time has passed us by, anon.

>>64380946
No. My references will always be fresh and fly.

>>64380269
Awful picture. Just awful. You should delete it from your PC.

>>64376836 (OP)
Why would I set up a date in London?

>>64380849
now we're talking

>>64381125
how so?

>>64376836 (OP)
I would assume she was fat or had a major personality flaw.

I wonder what Finno-Ugrig khanate wore as helmets.

dunno what this is but it's kino af

>>64381305
The skulls of their enemies, of course

slash
clank

>>64380298
survivable

>>64380256
32 as my primary, 14 as my secondary. I’m amused by ring flails.

>>64376889
>The cat immediately falls to its side, legs stiff with horror or disgust
They're only good for this type of armor

>>64383058
anon, I...

>>64376836 (OP)
walk home

>>64383692
I mean, anons right at least immediately after the hit. Wouldn't be surprised if this was followed up by another, more convincingly fatal blow

>>64383124
4

>>64380256
What is this supposed to be? One guy surrounded with floating knives that have numbers?

>>64380730
you always see people mock female armour in videogames being glorified metal bikinis half the time, as if women don't go out of their way to dress like that at a direct detriment to their own safety irl

>>64384142
rollan

>>64384154
He is trapped in the wizard's riddle, and only by arithmetic may he prevail

>>64384164
Knice!

>>64384164
YEEEAAAAHHH I'M A KNIGHT
>>64384168
I'm going to steal your grain nigga

>>64380298
Wanna know, how I got these scars

>>64384142
Roll

>>64384216
knight guy here
I'm going to fuck you in the ass now

>>64384142
Rolling for jester

>>64384281
I'm going to burn your house down as you didn't grow enough wheat this year nigga

>>64380730
>>64384161
>People are willing to believe a woman can throw around a dozen battle-hardened men twice their size
>they draw the line at skimpy armor, as if people haven't fought near nude before.

flat top buckets a shit
SHIT I say

>>64384286
would scythian warrior women ever kidnap men and keep them as breeding slaves for life? that would be quite scary and stressful I think haha

>>64384298
something someone that cant put a swan on top of his head would say

>>64376836 (OP)
i like scale armor a lot.

>>64384283
Mi lord, I believe you meant to place a comma before "nigga" as it must be there on account of the direct address.

>>64384318
I'm gonna cut your tongue off now, nigga

>>64384224
Glory to you, and your cock

>>64384303
>not capturing a scythian princess and marrying her in exchange for peace in order to obtain her lands with less bloodshed and gain legitimacy, in addition to improving the prowess of your progeny through picking a strong bride.

>>64384142
Shit cleaner get

>>64384142
Here we go

>>64384286
I was promised nomadic archer mommy milk 2500 years ago. I will not be denied my birth right.

>>64385259
aye my nigga
>>64385273
post a funny meme or I'm going to kill you

big owie if you get stabbed by this

>>64376836 (OP)
“Why yes, retaking the holy land sounds like a great date idea.”

>>64385294
Source?

>>64385389
>full plate
>crusades

>>64380283
I have these books.

boy, do i have just the thing for you

>>64384286
wasn't it ishtar who shot a bow bare-breasted on a chariot in battle? And didn't Beowulf fight grendel naked? wierd how people don't understand fantasy doesn't need to be accurate to reality.

>>64384142
I hate that fucking cape the lord is supposed to be wearing. Capes were never fucking worn like that, least of all in that 15th century depiction. The houppelande or haincelin he is wearing is his warm outer garment. Otherwise you can wear a heuke or huke over the doublet. In a few paintings you do see cloaks no lower than the hips being worn over the over-gown, but it is rare. Picrel is the goat of 15th century fashion Duke Philip le Bon of Burgundy. Here is a good link to an article on this painting in specific which is like the best depiction of mid 15th century Northern Renaissance court wear there is.
>Rolling

>>64386283
>3
alright that's fair.

>>64386283
>>64386288
Shitfuck didn't include the link: http://employees.oneonta.edu/farberas/arth/arth214_folder/burgundy_intro.html

>>64376889
>Clearly you never put a sweater on a cat
Pic related

>>64385760
entrails divination

>>64384142
Give me delicacy and grace to rival the brutish disgrace that is the knight of this Castle Lord!

>>64384142
does not count, I forgot image.

>>64386520
There we go :3

I banish thee >>64384164, dog.

>>64376836 (OP)
At one time there had to be a knight who let his wife don his armor, like we let women wear our shirts.

>>64387442
>Playing around with it cus it's funny, roleplaying a knight or soldier
>This but for sex
>Futzing with it to annoy your martial marital as a tease
>Improperly using pieces of it as containers and vessels out of ignorance or apathy
>Using it to entertain children because it's shiny
Everyone likes a bit o' metal

>>64381261
The Swedish helmet is based on a model from the Vendel period If I remember correctly. That's pre Viking age and not Like the pic claims from the 13th century. The German helmet on the top right also looks like it's from fantasy land. Like whoever made this didn't really have a clue what he was doing

>>64376843
the shit the poliZEI has to do because of Muslims who stab people.

Also that mail is not riveted an ice pick still goes trough.

Anyway total muslim death they are shit

>>64389856
You seem kinda mad anon

>>64390412
He should be.

>>64384142
Roll, and rolleth ye well this day.

>>64388205
Italo-Norman helmet was also outdated by the 13th century

>>64384142
Dubs and I become Indian joker

>>64384142
Bretonnian shit cart here I come

>>64388205
Also the Danish and Swedish in the 13th would be like U.S soldiers having Brodie helmets in the gulf war

>>64391793
>U.S soldiers having Brodie helmets in the gulf war
Imagine the /k/ino.

>>64381891
Looks like an operator skin for nu cowadooty

>>64383124
3
The pain is so great I don't know how I even go on. Or how I even should respond to it

>>64385276
>>64385212
Is anyone else annoyed at how historiography has decided that they're "Scythians" in Europe but the exact same people are "Sakas" in Asia? They are the exact same people, and "Saka" is accurate to what they all called themselves. The "scythian" word doesn't need to exist. It's about as bad as "Xerxes"(Shahershah)

>>64391987
That's $35.99 please or 4 monthly payments of $10.99

>>64376843
>>64376847
It's almost as if importing people living in the middle ages brought us back to the middle ages. Curious.

>>64392078
Aren't those just names that comes from what the Greeks called them, which was based on the Greeks trying to say foreign names in their own language?

>>64392078
to bad the West beat all the rest so the West writes the histories and not the rest

>>64390412
This. IN GERMANY we love muslims wallah

>>64380256
whats the closest you can get to a hand and a half hammer?

Anyone got or seen pictures of the swords/shields and armour from the film The King 2019?

>>64397469
You probably mean BTS photos and not just stills from the film right?

>>64391242
Wrong

>>64377726
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