Thread 64378358

Excerpts from the interview with members of the russian assault groups, or at least what was left of them.

>>64378370
more like "in da steppes"

what an unfortunate situation, couldn't be happening to better people.

>>64378358 (OP)
>Sometimes they bring poisoned food and water and drop them off, hoping you'll let your guard down and mistake it for your help drone
Hilarious if true but what are the chances it's just shitty expired zigger rations?

>>64378412
Hey, I know how to start a fight.
I have 0 doubt Russia does it too and I think it's pretty random what bullshit is or isn't supposed to be legal to kill the enemy with in a war of national survival.
But poisoned food is legally a ~war crime~. Fight started. Sorry.

>>64378358 (OP)
If only the czar knew

>>64378430
Nah no worries. The russians did play that game too (along with the myriad of other warcrimes) but they did so in a fucktarded manner. Killed random animals and stuff the corpses with explosives, assuming the ukes are as starved as they are and would jump at the opportunity for rotton meat.

>>64378358 (OP)
Good to know the vermin sometimes get poisoned.

>>64378439
Again why US follows Geneva convention?
Pull out of it and explain eurofags there will be no support if they insist in forcing anyone to respect them, or put some clausule if an enemy breaks some rule then you are allowed to break it too, it's not like you are killing real human beings anyway.

>>64378412
>Hilarious if true but what are the chances it's just shitty expired zigger rations?
I remember those moldy bandages, this seems likely

>>64378412
Coin toss. Zigger rations aren't edible even in the best of times. They've been drinking swamp water filtered through Ivan's crusty cum socks. Sitting in a muddy shit and piss filled trench, surrounded by rotting bodies isn't very good for your health either. Knowing the ziggers that get sent on meat assaults, they probably wipe their asses with their left hands too.

>>64378358 (OP)
>Live bait
well that's the documentary title right there

>>64378643
Bullshit, the true gods will provide in abundance.
>we know what those anti-aging treatments truly are.
*Verification not required.

>>64378358 (OP)
Is this really how it is? You sit in a hole for 3 months waiting for a drone to drop either a bottle of water or a grenade and you don't know which it will be until it lands in your lap?

>>64378665
Woe to he who loses air superiority.

>>64378665
>loaves of sausage
Meatloaf or sausage link?

>>64378705
I doubt it's just unwrapped sausage link. Probably packaged in bricks or something.

>>64378708
>unwrapped sausage link
>the drone flew over, sausage link hanging proudly beneath it
>instantly, I understood everything

>>64378665
Those maps aren't going to paint themselves red alone anon.

>>64378665
Russian economy they tell me, stronger than ever they said. Even posted up the official GDP numbers for me to see.
Bah.

For me the worst thing to have come from all of this is the lack of russian car cam crash vids.

>>64378723
>the worst thing to have come from all of this is the lack of russian car cam crash vids
have there not been enough russian drone drop death vids to fill that void in your life, anon?

>>64378705
I think he meant a log of sausage

>>64378412
If I were in the position of Ukie drone operator, I'd do it.

>>64378412
>Sometimes they bring poisoned food and water and drop them off, hoping you'll let your guard down and mistake it for your help drone
war crime if true btw

>>64378799
>khokhli poisoning bombas children
6 billion down, 6 billion to go

>>64378412
Imagine if they dropped bottles of water with lsd in them

>>64378799
it's only a warcrime if you're killing humans.

ziggers do not qualify

>>64378861
imagine if they dropped the gay bomb on them

>>64378713
underrated

What he's saying is that they regularly take ground and he lived to tell about it so Russia is taking territory and winning. /k/ is always trying to convince me those assault groups get killed to a man by drones and clearly this isn't so

>>64378643
>Zigger rations aren't edible even in the best of times
they are an order of magnitude better than regular people's food during soviet times

>>64378955
It's not /k/, it's the propaganda brigades. Nobody here acted this way during the desert adventures. I miss GWOT.

>>64378665
>you don't know which it will be until it lands in your lap?
gamification, kinda like the gacha casino type shit

>>64378955
>and he lived to tell about it
at least part of him did

>>64378938
it kinda is for them

>>64378970
Considering he lived, and the enemies he took the position from didn't, sometimes it's all you can have in war.

>>64378962
yeah, I totally remember all the people on /k/ supporting Iraqi insurgents in 2010. you're outta your fuckin mind

>>64378983
>Supporting
Never said anything like that, nice try though.

>>64378975
>and the enemies he took the position from didn't
Where do you get that from?

>>64378975
>and the enemies he took the position from didn't,
He took the position from nobody, retard.

>>64378995
The part where, after a combat mission, he's giving out interviews instead of being in a meat cube.

>>64378975
>took the position
Do you think war is like map painting vidya strategy games? Taking a position just for the sake of drawing it on the map, with no tactical or strategic value, at the cost of a million dead and billions in resources, is not "all you can have in war". It's futile wastefulness. And for who or what?

>>64378955
>What he's saying is that they regularly take ground and he lived to tell about it so Russia is taking territory and winning
he says they attack on foot, and if they survive, they stay in a hole for 20-40 days before either being relieved or retreating.

>>64379000
Combat isn't Thunderdome where two go in and one comes out.

>>64378962
Newfag poser

>>64379002
>Receive orders
>Execute orders
>Survive
That is all you can have in a war. Everything else you just said is on the generals.

>>64379006
well the generals fucking suck at their jobs because this shit has gone terribly

>>64379012
stop the russophobia

>>64379012
Real.

>>64379015
>northerners from the russian region have been invading southwest for nigh nearly 20,000 years
>suddenly there's a "Russphobia"
Nah bro, its in their blood to invade and kill. Its so ingrained culturally they just accept they're going to go somewhere to kill, rape and pillage. It's been that way for tens of thousands of years. (mind the plural, tens)

I imagine the impact those invasions have had on modernity have set back progress for untold thousands of years. I imagine we would've put half a billion people on a terraformed mars by now if russia died off from before roman times.

Russians only get better by leaving russia and being surrounded by non russians. So they do return to being normal. They're just over there, and doomed to be evil.

>>64379027
>Barely post tribal slav retards took away my Mars voyage
Come on now. If you're for real, that says more about you than it says about them.

>>64379027
>Russians only get better by leaving russia
Not always

>>64378412
>>64378799
it's definitely shitty zigger rations
a Uke penetrating the enemy lines with a drone just to send poisoned rations instead of coordinates for a GL-JDAM or Babayaga strike is the kind of saturday morning cartoon bullshit you'd see on fucking Star Wars Rebels and shit like that, totally impractical

>>64378392
Look on the bright side, things can always get much, much worse and probably will.
So they have that to look forward to

>>64379052
i'd assume making ziggers get the shits and dying from dehydration is infinitely cheaper
>but muh warcrimes!
you mean those zigger warcrimes like massacring civilians, raping little kids, torturing pows?
a thousand plagues isn't enough for ziggers, die horrible deaths like the subhumans you are

>>64379062
There's vidoes of Ziggers 'filtering' puddle water and drinking it, and living in trenches with multiple corpses. I doubt the Ukrainians need to poison them when they do it to themselves so readily

>>64378713
Best thing I've read in days.

Man dead russians makes me feel good.

>>64378713
lmao

>>64378955
Did you not read the text? Even the zigger being interviewed understands the ukies are farming the fucking support for the muddy hole in the middle of a field in bumfuck nowhere to kill 500 ziggers in order to keep a field painted red for 6 months on a map

>>64379027
>Russians only get better by leaving russia
I'd like to correct that by saying Russians only get better when they're featured in a drone montage

>>64378631
Because they had actual wars on their soil and know better than being an edgy retard

>>64378955
>Russia is taking territory and winning.
two more weeks zizter and donkeys will have Kyiv in sight!

Trust the plan!!
Z

>>64379027
its not impossible to root out the rotten cancer. Germans were on their way of crushing the volga mongols 80 years ago. Before US interfered and bailed them out so hard the malnourished hordes suddenly had higher mechanization levels then the industrial german army and then rampaged their way through half of euro

Real conundrum with the zigger plague is their impunity. No matter how hard they fuck up US is their ultimate life insurance that will always interfere and try to help save muscovias imperial shithouse. Despite it literally collapsing two times in a century and getting closer to a third decay thanks to the fantasy world Vlad the Imploder is living in

>>64379085
precisely
>muh Uke poisoned rations
is the kind of cope you'd expect from people self-admittedly starving and drinking out of puddles

>>64379062
>making ziggers get the shits and dying from dehydration is infinitely cheaper
but far less certain and too slow to be battlefield-effective

>>64378430
you're right but there's a 90% chance these are literally just expired rations from their own side. drones are cheap but not unlimited, they're better off carrying supplies to their own troops or dropping bombs

>>64379000
there's a very good chance it's because he never saw an enemy soldier. they move up and take some piece of terrain. it might have Ukrainians in it, it might have had Ukrainians in it until recently because they pulled out or got bombed out, or it might just be some shed or patch of treeline that sits further ahead than the current foremost zigger position

>>64379258
case in point

>>64379266
Glad you allow for some chance that the military action in question has resulted in enemy casualties for the interviewee.

>>64379276
Infantry on infantry combat is very rare in this war. It does happen, there's enough footage of it even in 2025, but it's rare. Commentators from both sides stress that the vast majority of casualties are to drones or drone directed fires during advance, rotation, supply runs or retreat.

>>64378938
0 effect, ziggers already practice gay rape

>>64379398
i assume the gay bomb would make them finally realize they're a nation of fucking faggots

>>64379189
>Vlad the Imploder
Kek. You mad bastard.