Thread 64379300

The crowbar is the best weapon that exists, allow me to explain why.
- Not classed as a controlled weapon legally
- Is classed as a dangerous article only
- Is legal to take anywhere (with a reasonable excuse)
- Can be used to thrust or swing
- One hard hit is enough to knock a grown man unconscious
- Can easily pry open car doors, house doors
- Can easily smash walls, glass and boxes/furniture
- Can be used to fix things that go wrong with vehicles
- Is longer than a standard knife
- Longer than standard hammer
- Is only beaten by a sword, or an axe

Post your crowbars.
If you don’t own a crowbar you lose.

I have my emotional support walking stick, can be taken everywhere

picrel. my world ender

>>64379308
Is it really better than a crowbar?
Post the stick

>>64379324
>Post the stick
I bet you'd like that, Fed!

>>64379300 (OP)
I know a guy who used a crowbar in a fight with some bikers. There were three bikers, one of which had a knife. One biker managed to grab either the crowbar or the guy’s arm, I’m not sure exactly, and then biker with a knife started stabbing. Dude got stabbed in the leg, the abdomen, and got his hands sliced up. He got away in decent condition though all things considered. No vital organs or major arteries hit.

>>64379376
Yup. It's a shit weapon, way too heavy.

>>64379308
>>64379314

>>64379376
i knew this heroin addict from pennsylvania who snuck up on some fag in the street and smashed him in the back of the head with a crowbar as revenge for some nigger shines. i hope it killed him.

>>64379300 (OP)
brick

>>64379376
Getting into close combat with three bikers on your own seems like a bad idea to begin with.

What the actual fuck is this hyphenated non-greentext greentext shit? I've never seen this garbage even from reddit newfaggots. Explain yourself OP.

>>64380069
Its just bullet points, are you autistic man.

>>64380069
Sybau fn you corny as shit

>>64379376
>3v1
He dun goof’d.

>>64379300 (OP)
Have you ever actually tried to swing a crowbar? The weight and balance make it absolutely terrible for that. You're way better off with a bat or a knife or best of all a GUN.

>>64380325
It's literally a solid bar of steel. It's not weighted meaningfully at either end. If you can't swing it, this is probably because you're trying to two hand it or something. The crowbar is basically a shitty battle axe. You try to swing the hook into a soft part of the enemy, or their head.

>>64379300 (OP)
Whatever you say Cid .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WrvkIHzU9Q

>>64379300 (OP)
Go back to Home Alone, wet bandit. This is a halligan bar board.

>>64382671
The claw is on the wrong end. It's there to pry out nails, so it needs to be on on a curved hook, otherwise it's useless.

>>64379300 (OP)
Wow! It's as heavy as a sledgehammer but somehow MORE unbelievably badly proportioned for fighting with!

>>64382399
>It's not weighted meaningfully at either end.
Hey einstein where would you have to hold it for it to be balanced?
>Oh but I'll just forgo the balance and use it from the end like a huge hammer
Great, all the disadvantages of a hammer, but less damaging per pound because tons of that weight is wasted!

Master Race long crowbar owner here.
This is a mandatory tool/melee weapon for when SHTF.

Short ones are impractical.

>>64379300 (OP)
Ive kept shorty in my car since high school, always thought it'd be unironically the best zombie apocalypse melee
>overhand hook swing to brain walkers, would surely pierce skull
>grab hook and jab with the other edge at ranges you can't swing in order to create distance
>utility for opening doors, windows, boxes, not just a weapon but a tool
Ben kicked ass in Night of the Living Dead with just a tire iron and a crowbar is basically just a better version of that, name something more useful

>>64383008
>Where do you hold a crowbar
Are you retarded or something?

>Hammer better!
A crowbar wielder would fuck up a hammer user.

>>64383294
>Are you retarded or something?
Great so you've never, in your life, fought anyone or done any hard labor.

>A crowbar wielder would fuck up a hammer user.
A stick is a better weapon than a crowbar you retard.

>>64383216
>>64383180
>Has never worked with a crowbar in his entire life
What makes a crowbar a good tool makes it a terrible weapon. The reach-per-weight is abysmal and it's balance is terrible unless you choke way up on it. It'd literally be like using a sledgehammer except the handle is worse and it's short. A 36 inch crowbar weighs well over 5 pounds and a 24 is putting you at a big disadvantage for no gain. They're clumsy, slow, and the grip is not suitable for this kind of work.

Gordon Freeman makes the Crowbar work because, being a guy in a magical videogame, he can flick it around like it's weightless.

>>64385386
You literally don't know how to hold a crowbar and you're calling other people retarded.

>>64386050
>How do you think you'd hold it as a weapon?
>LLLLEL U DON'T KNOW HOW?????
Nice dodge faggot

>>64386861
Sorry, but I'm just laughing so hard at how you don't know to hold a crowbar. Hahaha!

>>64379300 (OP)
Why do people still talk about this shitty ass fps game? It’s so incredibly bland and overrated.

>>64387626
But enough about Far Cry 2.

>>64379300 (OP)
illegal to own one here

>>64380069
go back to /v/

>>64387167
He was pointing out the balance point is near the center. Who is the thick one again?

>>64380069
how to oust yourself as the babiest newfag that ever was: gay rage about benign shit like greentext

>>64387167
>thinks you'd hold a crowbar for work and combat the same way
lmao.

I prefer a tire thumper

>>64379300 (OP)
My dick is the best weapon.

>>64387766
Where the fuck do you live, sesame street?

Where does a san angelo bar rank

>>64382529
yeah sounds like OP's attitude

>>64380069
shitty AI threads

Dual wielding crowbars is peak.

>>64398681
anon you cant even swing two crowbars

>>64395413
no one who calls it a san angelo bar has sex