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https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!

>>64379483 (OP)
Reminder

>>64379495
I don't care, she can just take a bath.

>>64379483 (OP)


It seems /ak/ was finally motivated to fight for Foxu Friday. My work is done here

>>64379483 (OP)
I'M GONNA SHIT MY PANTS!

>>64379541
Her tail is simply irresistible

>>64379544
>bore snake
Cringe, the factory rod with patches cleans better

>>64379545
Bet!

>>64379488
Me on the right

>>64379544
That bore snake is in there the wrong way, kek

>>64379495
She can wear diapers

>>64379483 (OP)
>>64379604
I know people have done a breakdown of her clothing, but has anyone made a breakdown of her M14? Scope? Bipod?

>>64380445
Unfortunately, the artist's reference for all that is probably airsoft

>>64380445
it's an M21 SWS with an ART II scope and M2 bipod

>>64380482
BROWN GIRLS!?

>>64380482
Why do nips have such an unrealistic interpretation of physics? The guy behind her is just levitating while she spends 10 seconds looking around until he suddenly rockets toward her right as she is in a position to defend the hit. It's stupid as hell and you see shit like this in every jap cartoon. It's like a child's understanding of momentum. Do nips just not go outside or experience any sort of real world interaction?

>>64380647
>why do literal cartoons not mimic the real world

>>64380610
Thank you anon

>>64380642
REEEEEEE
>>64380647
>The guy behind her is just levitating
You're clearly downplaying the abilities of niggerweebs. Don't assume they're bound to the rules of our physical world. The scene is also supposed to play in slow motion for dramatic effect

God I wish Springfield was real.

>>64380680
I'LL SAVE THE BROWN GIRL FROM THE TRANNY COMMUNIST MENACE!

>>64380711
but Anon, you can't be a tranny communist, a "transgender" traveling to Cuba or Vietnam would get disappeared or tossed in a forced labor gulag

>>64380671
What is this expression supposed to convey? Is she trying to be nice?

>>64380699
>tfw a woman will never want to fuck you so badly she sings for you

Obligatory I want to ____ ____ ___

>>64380739

Sure she will. My wife sings for me all the time

>>64380752
>My wife sings for me all the time
Mine does too. I hold her and stare into her eyes when she does and then kiss her when she is done.

I also sing to her as well, none of my singing is any good but she is nonetheless appreciative.

She really likes it when I write poetry for her. She keeps it in her purse and takes it out to read on occasion.>>64380752

Visiting my wife in prison! WRONGFULLY convicted of domestic abuse and grievous bodily harm btw. She is so cute!

>>64380774
>>64380752

>>64380819
I FELL DOWN ALL THOSE STAIRS AND BROKE ALL MY RIBS AND ALL THE FINGERS ON MY LEFT HAND ON ACCIDENT! ON ACCIDENT!

Also foxu

>>64380746

make Sheeta pregnant

>>64380657
>Jap cartoons are so based we should have gundams irl because they work so good on the show!!!!
>Um you know it's just a cartoon right? It's not supposed to be real ok!
I guess the fans follow suit with that childhood mentality.
>>64380657
Then why isn't the girl in slow motion? It's obviously shitty Bollywood physics and it always has been.

>>64380832
In a theoretical situation where a man was violently beaten by his wife, what happened to cause her to do such in act? Which in no way happened to you.

>>64380866
Padania did nothing wrong and everyone knows it.

>>64380771
I love Rico, she's the best in the series, I love how she's always happy, gives you some change from the constant stream of hopelessness. Same reason I love you for

>>64381311
Yeah I hope you get killed by a killing machine in the body of a cute girl for such a shitty opinion

>>64381313
*Yuu
Autocorrection can be a pain in the ass sometimes

>>64380759
Ah, the Shinobu-inspired forgotten gacha daughter of as109. Another time, another time.

kaga is my wife

tank waifus

>>64379496
It's fuckin' wimdy!

>>64380896
Is she carrying triplets???

>>64380896
I thought that was Pazu's job

>>64380699
RUN

>>64380832
>HE CAN SAY WHATEVER HE WANTS BUT I DIDN’T TRIP ANON. I DIDN’T TRIP YOU. YOU FELL

not enough foxu today

Italian girls?

>>64381865
mama mia

>>64381865
What has Italy even done that is noteworthy besides pizza?

>>64381975
Carpaccio!

>>64381997
the gabagool

>>64382001
gaba-what?

>>64381975
>what is the Roman Empire

>>64379483 (OP)
Okay, everyone. Drought over!
We have a release for you guys today (albeit bittersweet for this particular if you read to the end)!

History of the Kingdom of Orcsen - Chapter 3
Enjoy~!

>>64382010
gabagool

>>64382035
Mussolini leeched off that idea. I mean ITALY, What have the ITALIANS done for humanity?

>>64382042
>the delf/orc mango is back
YES YES
YES YES

>>64379483 (OP)
How do I stop getting scared of confrontation?
Physically I’m fully capable of fucking someone up if needed but I really have an aversion to arguing in general let alone getting into altercations.
I know it’s stupid to get into fist fights or argue over meaningless shit especially with the job I do but I would like to be able to stand my ground more.

>>64380699
>all fucking crackers must fucking hang

>>64382110
I don't know man, just try harder.
but I think you're asking in the wrong place.

>>64382110
You are who you are bro

>>64382110
Have you tried not being a bitch?

>>64382110
>How do I stop getting scared of confrontation?
Well, learning how to defend yourself in hand-to-hand would definitely be better. It also depends on the confrontation.

Also, never do anything first. It holds up if you kill them or something

>>64382201
I seem to remember they had multiple mentions of that battle.
Is it worth going back to find the previous references?

>>64382206

>>64382208
It's only a brief flashback I think from the last chapter, but it's one of those pivotal moments in the continent's history apparently.
I believe we learn more later, I've yet to read the raws that far though.

>>64382216
(Almost forgot, but if anyone sees any errors, feel free to point them out to us! We love hearing feedback to make our final releases just that much better for all!)

>>64382141
Out of all places it’s either fit or k that could give me a straight answer desu
>>64382152
I don’t really like who I am been trying for years to change that but I’ve had little to show for it when it comes to this
I wanna stop being weak when it comes to people
>>64382156
>>64382168
Yeah, I’ve been working out and doing martial arts for three years now and it helped me hugely with being social and for confidence
As for the situation it’s the usual, friend acts cocky with someone and arguing ensues or the reverse happens.
He almost got in a fight three times already, I know how to deescalate well but there’s still a real discomfort in having to calm down two low iq idiots

>>64382219
>As for the situation it’s the usual, friend acts cocky with someone and arguing ensues or the reverse happens.
>He almost got in a fight three times already
I'll give you some of my unqualified wisdom: A friend who gets you into shit or will tempt you into doing bad shit isn't a good friend or a real one at all.

Of course I don't know the relation you have with the guy, since for all I know he could have saved you from a pack of wolves or some shit, but I'd recommend limiting your time with the guy. I used to have some bad "friends" who would have definitely pushed me into doing some retarded shit, but I don't associate with them anymore at all.

>>64382275
So yep, that's it from us regarding this series... for now.

Kinda wish we had time to at least do Ch. 4, but our attention is needed on other more deserving projects, and we are pretty adequately satisfied with the increasingly good quality releases from other groups for this series.
Will it completely replace our quality? Probably not. But will it at least give us time to focus on other works? Of course.

So expect great things from /ak/ soon (thanks to a bunch of new help that's flooded in since I've basically groveled on my knees and bitched about it to the world)!

Will have something new for you guys possibly tomorrow if the times line up. I work midnights right now, so I gotta do this literally before I head off to work. almost 60 pages takes an hour, give or take.

>inb4 why don't you just release it on wiki/MD?
Because this is a community tradition I will not falter on.

But anyway, till next time. Hope everyone enjoyed~

>>64382286
And a little sneak peak of what those new hires have started to do for us... ;^)

>>64382286
thanks, it was a nice read.

>>64382286
sex with dark elves

>>64382186
DARK ELF HUSSAR THIGH GAP

>>64382286
Hell yeah, been waiting for more of this, thanks Lard

fellas, my hands smell like pen ink. Is that bad?

>>64382370
it's fine, just stop smelling your hand

>>64382286
nice thanks

>>64382286
>orcsen
>hiatus

If a woman stays a virgin until she's 30, does she become a witch?

>>64382522
Wizards and witches were meant to be

>>64382522
No,

>>64382286
God bless you, Lard

>>64382522
She's just a good woman if so, and probably Serbian or Croatian

>>64382564
>the despair in her eyes
lmao. so did the last episode somehow turn it around? i feel like the intro theme was better than the whole second season

>>64382042
>>64382049
>>64382052
YES YES YEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!

>>64382117
YES YE S YES YES YES YES

>>64382286
Wait what?
No more?
Hunh?
Why?
: (

>>64382522
Women turn into witches when ghosts start haunting their pussies.

>>64381601

No silly, just one big baby. If she were carrying triplets, she'd look like voreshit.

>>64381686

It is, but no one said he couldn't use help.

Ok but I just want Anime girls with .22s

>>64382629
The ending kinda sucked as it seems like there won’t be a season 3

>>64381313
rico was the only cyborg who had clear memory of her life before the agency. she was just happy to have a functioning body and purpose

Stone cold killer.

>>64382714
Because too many cooks in the kitchen.

>>64382436
I know ;-;

>>64383762
Oh, make a new thread for tonight, there's already something else ready for release...
(Give me like 8 hours, I gotta sleep. Midnights 10p-8a drag mannnnn)

>>64383316
I've got this. I wonder if rattling someone with a shit ton of .22 would be as/more effective than a few rounds of rifle fire

>>64383689
Stone Cold steve autism

>>64380746
Watch SPAS12 eat

>>64381865
Italian girls of all sizes!

>>64382522
GOD I WANT TO MARRY A WOMAN BETWEEN 30 AND 35!

>>64380907
>>64381698
I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPEAK BACK TO HER! I SHOULD KNOW BETTER! SHE HAS TOLD ME SO MANY TIMES! I m-mean... I-I should know better than to trip down the stairs, I should look where I step... I am so clumsy hehe...

>>64382522
>If a woman stays a virgin until she's 30
>woman
>stays virgin
lol lmao

>>64382564
Is this the same chick or am I mixing her up with somebody else?

>>64384081
God I want a cute girl to violently stab me and drag me bleeding back to her house, on the brink of death from bloodloss, then patch me up and nurse me back to health, then we fall in love and have two children, all with a sword of Damocles hanging over us, knowing she will gladly stab me again if I ever even think about leaving her. I love violent women

>>64383811
I mean they're gonna be dead either way. Speaking of .22s I want one of those MP40 or STG .22s...

(previously on "Bullets Fly Again": https://www.publish0x.com/tsuhnas-ak-stories/bullets-fly-again-part-275-xjymdkm#)

>After packing her bags & getting in the back seat of the Opel Admiral waiting for them, Lehweß-Litzmann asks the head Stasi goon a question:
>"You said the West has started using Karlsländer witches as instructors, whom exactly?"
>"Here's the list of the instructors assigned to Naval Air Station Glenview" the head Stasi goon says handing over an envelope, after checking the first four names on the list Lehweß-Litzmann asks with sarcasm:
>"...How about you save us some time & shoot me right now as a defeatist?"
>"Come now, it's not THAT bad"
>"Have you SEEN this list?" she asks.
>"I compiled it myself"
>"So you KNOW who these girls are, what they pulled off, and the more I read, the worse it gets, even ignoring Marseille, Hartmann and Barkhorn, Wiktoria Urbanowicz? Where one Polish witch goes, half a dozen more follow, and the surviving Poles who are NOT incarcerated are some of the most dangerous, Litvyak? She was literally trained by the ruskis, Juutilainen? What next, Major Wind and Feldwebel Katajainen joining the band by the end of the month?" she finishes with a sarcastic joke, a fact which apparently goes unnoticed.
>"Rest assured, Orussians have those two under close supervision & will take action the second they catch even a hint that either one of the two might be headed for Liberion" the Stasi boss states without even a hint of humor in his tone.
>"And when that immediately results in the veterans of number 24 and 31 squadrons fleeing across the ocean to join USAF en masse, what then?" Lehweß-Litzmann asks.
>"Surely you mean "if"?"
>"I know what I said, and I am sticking to it, mark my words; you underestimate the stubborn vindictiveness of Suomusians at your own peril."
>"...Surely all of what has been said about Suomusians is greatly exaggerated" the Stasi boss suggests in vain.
>"Ruskis thought that as well, they were wrong."

>>64379483 (OP)
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE PHOTO OF THE JAPANESE GIRL WHO SHOT THE HOSTAGE TARGET INSTEAD OF THE BAD GUY TARGET?

>>64384204
parts 2.5 -> combined into part 3 on pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/r8y1fN0m

(does anyone still care about /wfg/ stories?)

>>64384278
SPACIBO TOVARISCH!

>>64382052
SMASH DEM HUMIES!

>>64382153
>Alder Corps
Typo for Adler, or is it really alders in the original?

>>64382522
according to my sister, all women are angels until someone or something burns their wings, after which they switch to using a broom.

>>64382286
Nice, thanks a lot.

>>64382290
A Schmalturm?
Is that that one Nogami manga?

>>64384275
>(does anyone still care about /wfg/ stories?)
precisely zero clicks recorded in 1h47m; message received: not even bots care

The .38 Special has earned a well deserved reputation for superb accuracy. It is an incredibly well balanced cartridge, working well against unarmored Knessetweebs. For this reason, it is generally regarded as the easiest of all handgun cartridges to reload. In this respect, it is an ideal first cartridge for the novice handloader. Fast to medium fast burning powders, such as Bullseye, 231, and Unique are generally excellent choices for the .38 Special. As with any other cartridge to be used in a revolver, the .38 Special requires a roll or profile crimp for best results. Despite its age, the .38 Special is still one of the most versatile and useful cartridges in existence, and will be with us for many years to come.

>>64384201
>I want one of those MP40 or STG .22s...
When I went to turkshit central, they had one of those STGs and a little baby Mosin in .22. Like it was literally a 1/2 size Mosin in .22

>>64384735
.38 is the most goon caliber ever, I have respect for the .38 though.

Spy X FALily

scary women erotic

>>64385347
Ah, the venerable FAL– the British model had the selector obstructed but the auto sear remained installed and could be defaulted to if the main sear didn't reset. The lads soon learned how this was achievable with a matchstick ツ

>>64384076
The number of women in developed countries who have never had sex going into their mid twenties is increasing.

>>64385717
Very funny anon. Have you considered doing stand-up?

>>64385724
All those women having sex?
All me.

>>64385733
Oh wait I might have to nix that, have a chubby shotgun instead, I fucking love shotguns bros.

>>64385733
Ghengis? Is that you bro? Not cool

>>64385750
*deep breath*
https://youtu.be/Qr0WT-3TiZ4

I want to fuck Itsumi Erika so bad, anons.

>>64381975
>the spaghetti being cut at neck level
It's the little details that make a piece.

>>64385772
been practicing khoomei lately.
still have trouble with sygyt

>>64385944
AHHHHHHHHH OSTWIND! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME A WORLD WITH OUT MY DRUNK WAIFU!

Postan my favorite ostwind piece.
Why are girls so cute.

First time AK buyer. In the US.
Ideally looking for an AKM variant or something similar.
some of the things i'm looking for
>cheap
>sturdy
>somewhat better at range than other AK variants (I know cheap AKs aren't known for this) so this one is completely optional
had my eyes on the century arms VSKA, but I was wondering what (you) would suggest. I'm an almost a no-guns newfag, just have a shotgun and a revolver, looking for a no nonsense reliable Rifle for cheap so I figured AK's were the best option.

>>64386048
Wrong thread, anon.

>>64386053
ah shit. realized as soon as I posted.

>>64386048
wrong thread dude. /ak/ stand for "anime k" you're looking for /akg/
>>64335928

>>64386014
This one simultaneously makes me want to kill myself and keeps me going

>>64386058
no stay here
>>64386048
DO NOT GET A VSKA THEY ARE FUCKED.
>looking for a no nonsense reliable Rifle for cheap so I figured AK's were the best option.
They are absolutely not. You missed that boat by 10 years. Your best bet is a WASR. Your even better bet is to forget about AKs because ARs are cheaper, more reliable, and the ammo is cheaper.

Any American AK is trash. They are all poorly made, and inferior in quality to imported AKs. Imported AKs are expensive. WASR doesn't break, and is the cheapest decent AK out there. This is largely because American manufacturers try to compete in price with imported AKs, but have to buy all new tooling and are competing with decades of knowledge and experience and making up for it with...nothing. Meanwhile factories making AKs in Europe have done so for decades, and have loads of extremely expensive machinery that was all bankrolled by communist governments that had nearly a blank check on military spending.

A good AK is $1000. A very good AR can be had for that price. Black friday is coming up. Buy something then.

>>64384386
I mean, they are all Nogami manga technically...
:^)

>>64384348
Man, that's the second time I've done that.
I'll fix it.

>>64386092
And to add onto that:
I may experiment if a new thread pops up tonight or overnight and try to phonepost the next release coming up from work lol

I got enough time to burn usually.

>>64386124
I'M DOING MY PART

last for foxu!

is someone else going to make the next thread or do I have to do it again?

>>64386176
send it

>>64386185
alright.
have any suggestions?

Lemme get to work and get settled, then expect a late night/early morning release for the next release then~

>>64386187
nun with gun

>>64386187
if dubs you gotta make pearto the OP

>>64386202
don't have one of those in my folder
>>64386203
sorry

anyway, I think I figured out a good one.

>>64386187
make it gay and retarded.

>>64386188
:D