Thread 64384422

Another Gen. Milley Edition

LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: GOOD (YMMV)
LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: BAD

>Resources:
>Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga

>Free ASVAB Practice Tests
www.asvabpracticetests.com/

>Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide (Nov. 2020)
pastebin.com/yg972vRE (Short version)
pastebin.com/53tsDj90 (40 page version)

>Special Forces Fitness Guide
SWCS SFAS guide
https://www.goarmysof.army.mil/Portals/100/Documents/USAJFKSWCS%20SF%20Prep%20Manual.pdf?ver=b5Y4cCheXzm4z44sO0JVtg%3D%3D
Stew Smith Fitness
https://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/sfart.htm#:~:text=PT%3A%20Every%20other%20day.,of%2040%20to%2050%20reps)

>www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/index.php
For all Army SF info.

>www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS

>bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/
Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries as your co-workers

>Info on sf86
www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothing
pastebin.com/yGzadpNZ

>How can I get more college credits while I'm in without signing up for classes
CLEP/DSST information:
https://www.dantes.mil/Education-Programs/Get-College-Credit-for-What-You-Know/

>What is MHS GENESIS?
www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/MHS-Transformation/MHS-GENESIS
calmed.tricare.mil/Getting-Care/MHS-GENESIS-Patient-Portal

>Do you go to Airborne before RASP with an option 40 contract?
No, stop asking.

>>64384422 (OP)
What should I get at bass pro?

>>64384443
A Dodge Ram, a boat, a husky/pitt bull/German Shepard solely to mention around everyone else, and an engagement ring you have to take a loan out for.

How open is the Coast Guards towards prior service? Do they have limited slots like for the Air Force? I have Army fatigue despite it being years since I left.

Do we really need two of these threads up at once?

>>64384623
I've never heard of them having limited slots for prior service, but I have heard of not being able to transfer over with your full rank unless your chosen rate is very similar to your old MOS. I know a guy who was thinking about doing it but backed out when they told him he would have to come in as an E-4 instead of an E-6 to get the rate he wanted.

Is the French Foreign Legion and the 2 REP as bad as people say? Like unprofessional, no free time, lack of deployments, low morale, beatings, etc etc etc

>>64384623
Why not just comission

You have all the educational benefits, veteran preference. So much going for you. No reason to go enlisted.

>>64384824
Old thread is at bump limit, new thread gets created to ensure discussion continues. Why does this upset you?

What are some songs that remind troops of the good times in their life?

>>64385164
What is your nationality?

>>64385274
Old thread isn't at bump limit, spammer.

Will the Army believe me if I lie about my old self harm scars? I've only tried to kill myself twice, and I've never gone to the hospital or seen a doctor over it.

>>64385413
depends how obvious they are. you can try claiming you scraped your arms up climbing a fence or some shit, they might buy it.
that aside, if you've tried to an hero twice, the military is most likely not for you.

>>64385413
Whats the fattest chick you've gotten upset over?

>>64385425
It's the Army or going back to selling white girl at this point.

>>64385434
5'1, 350 pounds

>>64385395
The fuck you gonna do about it, Timmy?

Poor guy getting outmaneuvered by a Chinaman calling you Timmy.

>>64385284
I have two passports
Lithuanian and Brazilian

I'm glad I didn't join if for no other reason than getting medically discharged over celiac disease would have been fake, gay, AND retarded.

>>64385485
>joining the FFL when you have EU citizenship

>>64385500
Yeah I know, every legionnaire I researched say to join their national armies

>>64384422 (OP)
fatties not welcome

>>64385503
So why are you not taking their advice seriously?

>>64385509
I am just checking my options

>>64385512
Well we've crossed that option out. Now it's time to discuss joining the Lithuanian military

Reminder to use your GTCC to feed yourself.

>>64385515
I will do my compulsory military service first. I am trying to think a way to get a degree in Europe so I can apply to the junior officer training

I did my highschool outside Lithuania instead of the matura exam, so I can't join the universities like all the others lithuanians. I need a recommendation letter or something similar

>>64385542
What subject are you thinking of studying? Also, where did you attend your upper secondary education?

>>64385553
>upper secondary education?
Brazil.
I was approved to some prestigious universities here but I dropped out during covid.

I was thinking about anything on STEM or business

>>64385557
Join a seminary

>>64385557
>>64385553
Btw where are you from?

>>64385568
What?

>>64385557
So obviously you could attend higher education in Brazil, but if your goal is to commission, then that foreign degree could present additional challenges as you process your application to their officer training. Best bet is to figure out how to get into a Lithuanian university. I can tell you that I applied to the university in Kaunas back in 2019 and they happily accepted my American secondary education. In your case, I suspect you will have to have your transcripts and any other requested academic documents translated into Lithuanian or English.

>>64385582
A seminary

>>64385593
>I can tell you that I applied to the university in Kaunas back in 2019 and they happily accepted my American secondary education
That's actually great to hear. Did you needed a recommendation letter?

>>64385610
In my case, I went as far as them asking for a deposit, but I ended up choosing another university so I did not go through all steps to enter that university. However, I do not recall any recommendation letter being requested, and I certainly didn't have one with my application.

>>64385620
Ok
Thanks for the help so far

>>64385622
I truly wish I had more to provide, but best of luck to you! If you were only Brazilian, the FFL would have been a possible option, but for you there would be no benefit and a lot of bullshit. You have opportunities that most don't, so take advantage of those opportunities. Also, if Russia gets any ideas about trying to take freedom from the Baltics again, it'll be better to have you defending your country rather than stuck in a stinky French barracks twiddling your thumbs

Texasanon is Lithuanian? Interesting.

army recruit here, when I get asked about my dream list I have no idea where I want to go. What bases are decent for new enlisted?
preferably not jail cell style barracks?

>>64386029
What MOS?

>>64386029
you don't have any choice whatsoever they don't do that anymore and haven't for a long time

Once again asking for information and advice

>What specifically do Rangers do that Green Berets dont
Is it solely airfield seizure missions?

>How much more often do Rangers see combat compared to SF
>How frequently is that combat Direct Action style raids / assaults for SF
I have been told Rangers can expect cycles of deployment of 2-3 months deployed to 4-6 months of recovery/training and that almost all time deployed would be spent in or near combat even in "peace time" such as now (ignoring goings on in Mexico Venezuela Canada and Greenland etc)

I have also been told Green Berets rarely (if ever) see peacetime combat and even during GWOT (and previous conflicts) they saw a fraction of the combat that other groups saw (if they were even "lucky" enough to be part of the groups operating in that theater)

Any information would be appreciated as finalizing my aspirations requires making very difficult decisions

>>64386209
What's MOS?

>>64386348
What's what?

>>64386348
Are you American? If not you probably won't find any useful advice here.

>>64386348
>claims to be an Army recruit
>doesn't know what an MOS is
And so the russian/chink glowie agent blows his cover.

Thank you for your service during this shutdown

>>64386348
Why the FUCK did you respond for me???? kindly kys faggot

>>64386209
>>64386364
>>64386371
>>64386409
35T

>>64386558
The general rule for 35 series is that your options are INSCOM, FORSCOM, or SOCOM. If you want INSCOM, put Meade, Georgia, Texas, and Hawaii on your list. Most of FORSCOM locations will be similar to each other, with variations only for the type of unit (ABCT vs SBCT vs IBCT and the corresponding deployment cycles). It's hard to guarantee SOCOM based on duty station choice alone, and if you don't have airborne already you probably won't get it, but if you do happen to go to a post that has a SOCOM unit you might go to them anyway, based on manning.
Barracks wise, most duty stations are similar these days, with the amount of truly horrific barracks buildings shrinking slowly over time. Most will have 2 bedrooms joined by a common area with a common bathroom. Some of the newer ones are meant to directly emulate college dorms or apartments, though you'd have to go to (iirc) Hood or Irwin for those.
I'd say throw Japan or Germany or Italy on your list just because. You might not have strong feelings about any of those places but if you do get to go you'll have a good time, regardless of the quality of the barracks, just because of the locations themselves.

>>64386575
More Robert word salad gibberish. Yawn.

>>64386558
I'm a 35T too, AIT is long and tough, brace yourself.

>>64384422 (OP)
Got two bachelor's degrees and no prospects, boutta turn 30 though. Bit of a fatass and out of shape too now, let myself go in the past two years. Think I should still join up before shit heats up?

>>64386600
You should join a monastic order.

>>64386600
>fatfuck
>30
>degree
The Navy

>>64386599
>35T
lmao disgusting fatbody detected

>>64386621
>me, typing stuff into my DCGS workstation and sitting comfy in my inscom unit.
>you, catching bullets, sleeping in a cold foxhole and unclogging toilets during the peacetime.

>>64386653
lol okay tubby

>>64386653
fatherless energy

>>64386575
thanks for the reccs
>>64386599
im good, i solo studied and passed Comptia A+ before so I know what their tests look like. I'm okay at calculus, was initially going to uni for comp sci but said fuck it that will never work in this climate.

>>64386733
He knows his dad, he just hates him.

QRD on using your gun on a military base?

https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2023/02/07/intruder-breaches-base-thats-home-to-air-force-one-shot-fired/

What are the do's and don'ts?

Need moh money foh dem programs

>>64387912
>that bald spot
No way that is an E4 or below. That's a SFC's bald spot.

>>64387897
Depends on whether or not you're a member of the Fort Bragg Cartel

>>64387897
>>64387912
Why do these reposts look so familiar

>>64388047
Because you posted them and are replying to yourself, Robert / Armatard / Warriortard

>>64388419
You're not internet famous and you never will be. Nobody talks to you except for me, and your efforts to have /meg/ banned from /k/ have been a blunder half a decade in the making. Consider that you started doing this shit before COVID-19, and I suspect the War for Ukrainian Liberation will end before you come to your senses.

>Robert's Sunday meltie has begun
welp

year is 2025
/meg/ is kill

>>64390302
Because no one wants to serve that piss-stain, draft dodging, pedo-faggot president who insists on violating the constitution and hiring alcoholic drop-out yes-men. It also doesn't help that he can't keep a government open for shit.

>>64390328
Wrong, theyve met quota by recruiting guys in their late 20s and in their 30s now.

Also look into "felony waivers", very popular now.

Anyone have Marine OCS info? I read that some guys graduate on stilts. Surely it's not that lethal on your body

>>64391216
you are talking about a entire branch of special forces soldiers held to higher standards then the navy seals
of course there training is beyond lethal and I would know because my younger brother is a marine and he told me all about it

semper fi

>>64390343
Can you share the source on these stats?

>>64391675
https://responsiblestatecraft.org/military-attrition-rates-high/
>The number of eligible recruits in the country has also shrunk dramatically. According to a senior Army official, only 8% of the population is eligible for “clean enlistment” with no waivers, much lower than the 23% found in a 2020 DOD study. To combat this, the Army more than doubled the number of medical, academic, and criminal waivers granted to recruits in 2024 compared to 2022. More than 400 felony waivers were included in the 2024 waivers, up from 98 in 2022.

>>64384422 (OP)
SCHOOLS

>Where did you go?

>How did you get a slot?

>Did you graduate?

>Have you ever heard of unpaid 1610s?

>>64391789
This is highly alarming. Given your keen interest on this matter, what solutions would you propose?

>>64391818
>Where did you go?
Illinois Wesleyan University
>How did you get a lost?
Good grades and a 35 on the ACT
>Did you graduate?
No.
>Have you ever heard of unpaid 1610s?
Is that a FAFSA thing? I never applied for that.

>>64391839
Ask the other guy. I'm in the business of fact checking.

>>64391846
Alright, could you also provide the source on rising age of enlistment? I didnt see it mentioned in that article.

>>64391983
https://www.stripes.com/branches/army/2025-05-14/army-older-recruits-17780089.html

>>64392015
And what conclusion should I reach based upon this data?

>>64392090
That Army recruits are older than they used to be.

>>64392106
Is this good, bad, or neutral?

>>64392150
For whom?

>>64392015
What's the oldest E4 you've ever seen /meg/?
Did they demend special treatment?

>>64391789
Bookmarking this one.

>>64392167
Sounds good, Robert. Glad I could help.

What's the deal with the new PT standards?

any advice on the ROTC to TACPO pipeline?

>>64392160
>demend
ESLs need to be rangebanned

>>64392420
Which branch are you asking about?

>>64392491
Air Force

>>64392420
Hegseth got the news the docs can do blood tests to reliably check for habitually excessive alcohol consumption, so he had to come up with a new ridiculous distraction that was, at least on the surface, vaguely health-related to shift the focus away from rampant alcoholism.

Does anyone here have experienced with Dyess AFB or Fort Riley?

>>64392503
>Fort Riley?
Used to live by it and the arty rattled my windows. Its in the flint hills which is about as pretty as kansas gets.

>>64391818
Basic Boarding Officer
Luck+staying prepared+minor politics
Yes
No

>>64392497
https://www.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/4312435/air-force-updates-physical-fitness-program/

Looks like a fully detailed plan is still in the works. Best you can do to prep is keep working out and don't skip cardio

>>64392517
In Junction City?

how likely am i to get an opportunity to volunteer for airborne during bct or ait in a support mos

>>64392631
Chances are greater than 0% but less than 100%

>>64390343
>>64391789
I don't think older dudes are joining because of felony waivers, as if men in their 20s just go around committing felonies as a rite of passage.
>>64392015
>>64392090
The real answer is that they are joining the military to shelter themselves from the shit economy. As am I.
>t. 25, changing life trajectory before it's too late

>>64392744
The people who own the economy and government have crafted an ingenious scheme, I'll give them that.

>>64392765
The blues? Yes, yes they have. Now please excuse me while I run another 3 miles for the chosen people.
Oops! I just ate a delicious brisket sandwich. Obviously this was the work of the desert state.
Oh shit I took a breath of oxygen. Blue colored flag people did that too today, guess I'm doing exactly what they want me to do!

anyways, seriously going for a run. later bozo.

>>64392784
>The blues?
No, the ruling class. Have fun, Todd. Amusez vous!

>>64392744
>I don't think older dudes are joining because of felony waivers
nobody said that lmao. you belong in the army (you are retarded)

>>64392794
Communists deserve to be hung

>>64392794
>we live in a society!

>>64392574
Nah, place is a shithole. Only live there if you have to. Manhattan is far superior and full of college poon. Just don't be a retard.

>>64384422 (OP)
Went to college but can’t find a job and since I’m debt free I’m enlisting in the Coast Guard at 23. Will I be given shit for enlisting at my age when most of peers will be like 18?

>>64392982
Even on the edge of town, west of US-77?
>>64392962
>>64392975
cope

>>64392503
What MOS? I was at Riley for like 5 years. Like the other anon said, avoid living in Junction City or Ogden if you can help it as they're both complete armpits. There might be some okay apartments in JC somewhere but imo it's not worth it, even if it cuts your commute down.
Manhattan is decent. KC is two hours' drive away if you're looking for big city stuff during your free time, and you can probably make it to Denver for 4 day weekends if don't mind the drive. Other than that there's basically nothing around. I guess Milford is nice if you love boating and fishing but you gotta love them a whole lot for it to make up for the posts' relative lack of proximity to anything else of real interest, compared to a place like Carson.
I hope you like Poland because that's basically the only place either brigade regularly deploys to. Germany too sometimes. The CAB does actually do "real" deployments but idk when they're going next.

>>64393401
TACPO

>>64393408
Pretty cool, but unfortunately I can't speak to anything more specific about what your unit might be like. I was an 11b and only interacted with TACPs like once. If you're attached to/working for either of the ABCTs, you'll be protected from some of the nonsense because you're in another service, but you're still going to Poland with them.
I'd say definitely live in Manhattan unless you're trying to save a ton of money. Your quality of life will be vastly better.

>>64393514
What are the main cultural differences between the Army and the Air Force?

anyone have a link to the AFSOC discord?

>>64393097
Dude I’m enlisting with a degree at 30 I’ll see you in cape may unc

>>64393097
False

>>64393097
People will ask why you didn't commission, but enlisting in the Coast Guard is a better choice than the other branches

>>64394072
I was told I could apply for OCS once I’m in. Also I heard enlisted guys do the cool shit like boarding drug boats.

>>64394583
They should go after the Fort Bragg Cartel

>>64390328
Between Obama, Biden, and Trump, Id take serving under the orange man any day over those other two fucktards. Maybe don't be an internet looney troon and go outside

>>64394757
They're all sociopathic monsters. Maybe try serving Christ.

>>64395655
What shape is Earth?

>>64395784
Round, obviously. Flat earth lizard people shit is just well poisoning nonsense meant to delegitimize critiques of power. You know this, Todd.

>>64395835
Thats not what the Bible says

>>64395837
The Bible does not mention the shape of the Earth at all, Todd. You know this as well.

>>64395845
https://www.biblestudytools.com/topical-verses/bible-verses-about-flat-earth/

>>64395784
Round.

>>64395858
>the Bible does not state the earth is flat
First sentence in your link lol

>>64395925
>However, some interpretations of certain biblical passages have been used historically to argue that the Bible suggests a flat Earth.

Zoomers cant even make it past a single sentence and then larp as Christians despite clearly never reading the (((Scripture)))

>>64395939
>some interpretations
lmao you're illiterate

>>64395939
>>64395954
btw thanks for confirming that the military is an anti-Christian organization, Todd

>>64395954
>>64395960
You sound upset

>>64395970
Okay Robert / Todd.

>>64392794
What is this marxist class bullshit venn diagram you replied to me with?
Deranged.

>>64396256
Shut the fuck up Todd.

>>64396256
https://whorulesamerica.ucsc.edu/theory/

>>64396420
Is Todd the name of the guy that fucked your fat wife back when she was thinner?

>>64396628
He's Robert's best friend.

First for 100% Va disabled

>Shipdate isnt till march
kms. fuck this gay earth why cant I go NOW
WAR I LOVE FUCKING WAR I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE RAAAAAUUUUGHHHH

>>64398475
Should've become a cop instead

I wanna be a marine

Redpill me

>>64398688
Why?

>>64384422 (OP)
>LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: BAD

This applies to the Generals and politicians most of all, right?

I like the "ASVAB practice test". LOL! How fucking stupid does someone have to be to need to practice telling time and counting pocket change. LOL!

>>64398782
Still upset about Gen Milley, eh?

>>64387912
So when they're not sucking from the tax payer's tit, they're sucking from the charity of the tax payer's generosity. What a pathetic bunch of pigs.

Learn to save your money and have some fucking pride you fat, stupid, broke, ugly, dysgenic Zog bots.

>>64398793
Oh no, Sweetie. I'm WAAAAY too smart and White to be one of you parasites ;) You're fat, dumb, ugly, broke, pathetic and a Jew jizz guzzler. That's it. Nothing more. Not now. Not ever.

>>64398688
The dumbest bunch of fucking retards on earth. They really are. Just white trash, beaners and niggers driving Mustangs and F-150s they can't afford while their trailer queen whore wives fuck niggers while their fat "warrior" husbands are off serving their Jew masters.

>>64398702
He's obsessed with guzzling Jew cum, like all members of the """US Military""", just like you.......duh. Why else would anyone join?

>even the mention of General Milley gets the troll so irate that he spams numerous shitposts (all of which will be removed by tomorrow morning)
Such thin skin for a big strong huwite man

>>64398683
I genuinely considered it. I really did. Then BLM riots happened and we got Body cams on every single cop in the US. After watching body cam footage for hundreds of hours on youtube I can safely say:
Being a cop is worse paid and more dangerous than being in the military.
>Daily unpredictable calls
>Daily wondering if this domestic or wellness checkup call is going to be your last
>Put under immediate investigation and leave when you have to take aggressive or defensive action for any reason
>Have to talk to literal mental insane people all day
>Have to defuse mental patient garbage all day long
>Have to make split second decisions on any call, you dont know when
>If you call for backup your backup might be ineffective
>have to escort female police who shouldnt be doing the job / are incompetent

Atleast with the military you dont have 5-8 of those things at all times. You dont get the GI bill or VA loan as a cop. You get less respect. You get schizos and random people who live in your neighborhood to be your sworn enemies. Its shit. If you are a cop the military is an out.

>>64398801
>>64398810
Hi Robert
>>64398793
>>64398855
Hi Todd

>>64394072
>>64394583
I am 1.5 years into getting accepted into CG OCS. I heard they are notorious for making you go through many cycles. I have gone through 3 so far despite my officer panel grading me superb. The next class is March FFL. Since they are DHS, I do have another packet for Navy OCS/ODS right now. Even they are pulling that cycle bullshit. So much for a "recruitment crisis".

Out of 100 recruits
30 are left with life altering injuries, 30 suffer severe psychological harm, 30 end up homeless, 7 kill themselves, 70 make under minimum wage in the ten years they first enlisted.

There's just no reason to do it, career wise you'd be better off working in a supermarket. Salary wise you'd be better off as a chef. It's the worst, bar none, career available to an American today.

>>64399954
Speaking from personal experience?

>>64399190
Well if you want to fight in a war and kill people, why not head over to Ukraine?

>>64398821
I was in thr air force and the opposite side of that was a bunch of perma virgin losers who thought they knew it all.

>>64398702
Because I fell for the propaganda

Alright zogbots listen up.
I dont know if this is the thread for it but here it goes.
How are the benefits for joining ICE and what are the requirments, manhandling browns sounds like fun and i already hate antifa commies so i am curious if the paycheck is worth the risk.Anyone has any experience or insights to share?

Are you on #TeamRobert or #TeamTodd?

>>64400253
>anyone has
You're an ESL retard, so you'll be a perfect federal government employee.

>researching online about joining
>see a sub reddit r/regretjoining

Why the fuck does the military not do a better job at vetting chronically depressed losers? Its obvious from reading those threads that they have always been depressed and were pushed through. Theres also a bunch of radical lefties.

>>64400595
you just need warm bodies

>>64400595
Lmao thanks. These people make me feel better about my life

>>64400253
You aren’t legally allowed to own a firearm because of your bad conduct discharge, so this is an invalid query

>>64399988
>why not betray your US contract to fight in a foreign legion?
Yeah I'm sure that will go over well back at home.
It's just impatience, nothing more.

>>64402251
Depends on which side you join. If you care about being an American, you are free to serve in the AFU so long as you do not become a non-commissioned officer. If you don’t care about being American, the RUF is happy to take a self-loathing American and put him on the front lines. Anybody that wants to fight a war right now has no justification to not join this war.

>>64400982
>I aint doing no enlisted as a college graduate because that's a violation of my social-economic class.

>>64402279
Sorry RGF, don’t know why that changed to RUF

>>64402279
>>64402285
Why are you suggesting that I commit a crime by not showing up to boot camp?
Bro I'm foolish but not that dumb.

>>64402292
You haven’t shipped. You can back out, but you’d be burning that bridge.

>>64402301
well ukie broski i don't want a dishonorable discharge. i want a future in the us army, my country. not the ukraine army. thanks but no thanks. I'm sure we'll fight that war in a minute anyway.

>>64402310
Okay, then don't complain about not fighting in a war because you are most likely not going to. I offered you options and you have turned them all down.

>>64402320
When was I complaining?
Have you never seen the meme pic rel?
You foreign legion dudes are out of touch with your target demographic bro lmao.

>>64402339
>Shipdate isnt till march
>kms. fuck this gay earth why cant I go NOW
>WAR I LOVE FUCKING WAR I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE RAAAAAUUUUGHHHH

If this isn't complaining, please tell me what you complaining would sound like

You can just admit you're a pussy. This is an anonymous imageboard, no shame in being honest, because so far you have not been honest.

>>64402348
>being candid and maintaining 100% seriousness and transparency on fucking 4 chan
No.

>>64402365
You have gained absolutely nothing from this immature behavior. Thank you for participating in your humiliation ritual.

>>64402348
You do know, mr ukie glowie, that... just because someone types something doesnt mean that they 100% believe everything they typed?
You really can't be this agitated if your intent is to recruit.

>>64402370
>You have gained absolutely nothing from this immature behavior.
LOL
Dude fuck off with this super duper serious larp you're gay.

>>64402372
>>64402379
You seem very upset

>>64402384
No, just laughing your cringe inducing foreign legion recruiter LARP off as what it is - a LARP.
Fuck you for trying to get me to end my future service to my country though.

>>64402395
>I'm not upset, b-b-but FUCK YOU! FUCK OFF! YOURE GAY!

>>64402400
I see you've posted a picture of your nose. Thanks for confirming what I already knew.

>>64402420
Is that supposed to be a more flattering angle?

Any USCG marine enforcement specialists?
In the process of joining now

>>64402564
Do their special forces; Deployable Specialized Forces. Go big or go home

>>64403354
coast guard special forces looks super cool but seems like a huge LARP

>>64403354
Thats the plan!
>>64405254
They are more of a SWAT type deal but that could quickly change with the way things are going desu

Don't join the military if you value your soul.

>>64405332
WERE SENDING YOU TO GITMO

>character references for top secret clearance
>guy I went to school with for 7 years, last spoke to 6 years ago
>neighbor who has heard me scream nigger at the top of my lungs for 4 years
>kind old coworker who only knew me for 1 month
this will go fine, I'm sure. I can't wait for them to find the loser high school buddies I disavowed many years ago. I'm sure that will go great.

>>64405400
You aren't doing shit, faggot. Fun fact: active duty military and police account for less than 1% of the US population.

>>64403354
Is MSRT no longer a thing?

I went to the recruiters this morning at 0900, did the pre-screening etc. The medical issues I was worried about seemed like nothing to them. Had a surgery on my pinky finger 5 years ago and had some medications 9 months ago. He said "ill make the medications go away on paper and your surgery was 5 years ago so that doesn't even matter". I think I have a chance bros, I might actually get in. Took the practice asvab and got 55th percentile and I'm not sure if thats good or not but he said it was alright. I want 11b or 11x with airborne on contract

Peorianon here. Now that I've sold all my guns and renounced violence completely, I'm done posting on /k/. Goodbye; I'll pray for you all.

>>64405993
5 years ago sounds really irrelevant.
You have a functioning pinky right? Good. Forget you ever had surgery. It doesnt matter. Do not mention it at MEPS.
9 months ago? As long as it wasnt serious psych meds like lithium it dont matter. Antibiotics are not medications also.
They look for surgeries within the last 2 years and life long pre existing conditions you are obliged to take medicine for.
You are a healthy specimen, do not back yourself into a corner with the docs and thats that.
>55th percentile
You're alright. They field 11Bs much dumber than you.

There was a private in my platoon that thought it would be funny to shit in another platoons urinal, He then got into a fight with a battle-buddy and the MPs were called. While he was in non-trainer status he kept beating up multiple privates that quit basic training because they were pussies. Sand Hill was a fun place.

>>64402564
You are not going to do cool elite boarding ops. You are just going to be a pencil pusher for detainees or forced to stand detwatch for fucking eons for like 50 migrants. Also, every single ME I've had the pleasure of meeting save one were essentially retarded. So already not looking good for you.
If you want to do elite shit just go and see if you can make it through AST. If that doesn't make you want to join I would just recommend against the Coast Guard and just go infantry or some other stupid shit.

>>64391408
>coked out ex cartellos and niggers
>”””special forces”””

>>64405993
What's your ship date? I'll be at Benning in Feb, 11X.

Is it true 4 years is not considered competitive on the civilian side if you're intel, cyber, or space ops? Even with a degree?

>>64409897
Who lied to you about that?

>>64410120
It's the general consensus I've gathered online. Perhaps for cyber 4 years is enough but for intel and space system ops, I was told 4 years typically isn't enough for contracting or government work.

>>64410272
I've never heard anyone suggest that completing one contract was insufficient for finding employment opportunities within intel or space ops. Would you be able to point out any place online that has suggested this absurd claim?

>>64410340
USAF/USSF Shippers Hub discord server,
r/SpaceForce, and r/AirForceRecruits. I'm guessing whoever told me that is wrong and I have nothing to worry about?

Can I go to porkchop platoon if I'm 500lbs?

>>64410363
>discord and reddit
Anon, why would you seek out professional advice on places notorious for being full of unemployed NEETs? Genuine advice: go on LinkedIn and get in touch with people who did their time and transitioned to a professional career. They can give relevant advice that comes from personal experience and source information from their fellow successful peers.

>>64410449
Thanks, duly noted.

>>64409897
The job market is atrocious right now and I don't know what the future holds, but in general:

>Intel:
Depends heavily on your field. I just got hit up for an FMV analyst position, pic related. Looks like shit, but from what I understand GEOINT is pretty low on the intel field totem pole, and FMV is the bottom of that field. SIGINT is where the money is.
Disclaimer: I was never intel, I just worked with them.

>Cyber:
Four years and a clearance is fine for defense contracting. Add certs and a degree and you're the ideal candidate. That would be sort of the minimum to break into the private civilian market though.

>Space Ops:
I have no idea, but those guys are all wicked smart.

What branch and MOS is needed to serve in the Solar Warden Secret Space Program

I want to see the galaxy

>>64410977
Isn't it funny how these conspiracy tards will tell you about all of these super secret programs but can never answer how the govt manages to staff them?

>>64411072
They have tons of claims and theories about staffing
Abduction or general recruitment based on having psychic ability to some level
Being replaced with clones or androids
All kinds of stuff

https://youtu.be/LyEE6Vgx5XE?si=aTeRhYAZhwi12L1c
There are a million interviews like this

Im just trying to figure out the best path into the Secret Space Program or to maybe get in touch with a Solar Warden recruiter

I guess the Navy would be the best branch? Or maybe the space force? Or do they have there own JSOC type operation that recruits intraservice personnel

>>64411110
You don't actually believe this stuff, do you?

>>64409897
>>64410272
Shoot for 5YOE, dudes I know who contract say that's the floor to start as a level I intel contractor. Idk how having a degree might change that but I do know federal jobs have a sliding scale of experience vs. degree, where (depending on the level of the position) you can come in with 12YOE and no degree or 7YOE and a Bachelor's or 3YOE and a Master's or no experience with a PhD.

>>64410584
>SIGINT is where the money is.
Wait, what? I never knew this.

>>64410584
>panama schedule
yikes

>>64411110
Air force would be best, if the space program is anything to go by.

>>64411124
50 / 50
I don't think those YouTube interview "whistleblower" people are genuine but programs like Solar Warden and DUMB bases probably exist

The ground all of this stuff stands on is from Gary McKinnon "hacking" (probing unsecured servers of) the DoD and NASA and finding reports of "off world officers" tied to ships that didnt exist and pictures of advanced spacecraft
He is definitely authentic considering the lengths the US went to to try and extradite him

The best claims made against what he found are either that he was lying about his findings (although the "hack" itself was real) or that what he found were space themed DnD roleplaying campaign sheets and reference photos

>>64411159
I would assume either Air Force Navy or Space Force
I would lean Air Force but all the stuff Gary McKinnon found was tied to the Navy aswell as most "UFO" sightings being tied to the ocean deep lakes and the Navy

In the end I would still assume it would be some kind of joint operation with intrabranch recruiting
Probably some sort of Air Force or Navy nuclear engineering MOS would be the easiest way in

>>64405304
>Coast Guard SWAT
Now that sounds based. Port Security is already cool, but those guys are like mini-SEALs.
>>64405727
They are the SEAL team 6 of DSF.
>>64410977
>>64411072
>>64411110
Navy handles the Secret Space program. Space Force is like NASA....the civilian "out in the open" space program.

I'm currently in one of the hardest enlisted pipelines and I realize why I find it easy.

My entire childhood was already a selection process. I wouldn't of had survived that shit if I wasn't capable of dealing with adversity.

>>64412149
bruh

>>64413945
inside of me are two wolves
one of them is gay
the other is my dad

Military culture = retards confidently giving the wrong answer

>>64414119
And after their wrong answer gets someone killed, they engage in "Extreme Ownership™"

>>64412149
>Unironically sees his SNCOs as his new father figures