Thread 64384646

Who's your money on?

>>64384646 (OP)
I hope both Afghanistan and Pakistan lose

>ziggers spamming again
What blew up?

Also these threads would be less embarrassing for you if Russia didn’t also have their own afghan war…

>>64384646 (OP)
i dont think the sandal people can beat the pakis

I hope both of them have a good war and just have fun

Saar. We are the most powerful military force in the history of Asia. Every fight is our fight. Because what is redeemed over here, is also redeemed over there. We don't get to call tech support for Afghan-Pakistan problem. Learning to use the tools of modern warfare is the difference between superpower 2040, and utter destruction by Timmy. We can't give you help with Windows 11 sound driver. But we can give you the know-how to acquire it. And that, saars, is more needful than a whole call center of Verizon T-mobile support. Sure it matters who's got the biggest bobs, but it matters a helluva lot more who's got the vagene. This is a time for Kshatriya. A time for friend cow poop saar very delicious. History is written by the cent. Let's get to work.

>>64384654
Anon this is the pakis and talis going at each other (with the saars backing the talis). Regardless of which way this conflict goes it's a net-plus, especially since it inconveniences chang

>>64384654
meds

us left $80 billion worth of arms to Taliban in order to destabilize the region

>>64384646 (OP)
Pakis, but I have a feeling it's because they are about to be a testing ground for some of China's new toys.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10/9/taliban-fm-begins-first-visit-by-senior-afghan-leader-to-india-since-2021
>taliban allying with India against Pakistan
ngl this is funny as hell

>>64384672
5 years ago, I lost 30,000 taliban humvees in the blink of an eye, and the pakis just bloody watched. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of saars. No shortage of microsoft tech support. I know you are going to redeem it.

>>64384654
Bashneft refinery in the ufa oblast, but apparently Afghanistan and Pakistan relations are starting to crumble which will most likely cause some sort of future, high profile border conflict.

>>64384646 (OP)
are those really Humvees?

>>64384699
People called me mad when I said that leaving that shit there was deliberate and an attempt to cause as much problems with the Belt and Road going through Afghanistan for as long as possible. Yet here we are. Truly a 4D chess move, President Biden. If only your successor could take notes instead of doodling prepubescent girls and putting a weird 3rd person POV fanfic conversation with a convicted pedophile human trafficker for said convicted pedophile human trafficker's birthday (who has a list of elite pedos that has reached a quantum state of being a democratic hoax that never existed and being able to be paraded out by the talking heads of the administration.)

>>64384646 (OP)
Taliban are medievil cavemen with no airforce or SAMS. But they have a few hundred humvees.

Pakis have plenty of jets/drones and weaponary from the US and China.

Should be a turkey shoot.

>>64384740
All warfare is based. For years, the West's outsourcing has made the world a poverty battlefield. The corrupt cream; while our brothers and sons shit in the urinal. But deceit cuts both ways. The bigger the gift card, the more likely people will redeem it, and when a nation cries for vagene, the bob spreads like a wildfire. Timmy's angst builds, devouring everything in its path. Our enemies believe that they alone dick the women, but all it takes is the will of a single chad.

>>64384773
>implying some Turks aren't going to be a part of the shooting
Will we get more Basedre/k/tar footage bros?

>>64384766
This implies that the Taliban wouldn't be at Pakistan's throat if they didn't have American equipment.

>>64384783
They wouldn't. That's the thing. These dune /k/oons truly think American equipment is wunderwaffe, and will protect them from Pookistan's air force.

>>64384766
>Implying
The signatures don't match

>>64384654
>regional war in Asia between two long bitter rivals over territorial disputes that have been a problem since the British empire
>"ummmm surely this is Vatnigger seething!"
I mean it could be... BUT what if Pakistan and Afghanistan are well dare I say actually getting right to fight or at the very least do some minor skirmishes an take pot shots at each other.

>>64384792
You are in a cult.
https://youtu.be/yjh1jOJZAaY?si=XPtlo9gYfTr44lK1
See 5:20-6:10

>>64384646 (OP)
>Who's your money on?

>it just stays a border skirmish
the maggots and vultures

>Pakistan bombs but doesn't invade
Pakistan

>Pakistan invades Afghanistan
Taliban victory

>Taliban invade Pakistan
Pakistan

bullish for the border skirmish

>>64384773
On the other hand, they're fucking Pakis.

>>64384822
Whenever a brownie and a shitskin get into it, I can any hope they both kill vast swathes of military aged males on both sides.

>>64384646 (OP)
i thought that pakistan's spy agency and taliban are tight? when did they fall out?

>>64384766
It was a happy little accident. I don't have enough faith in this administration to believe it was that thought-out. Maybe some low to mid-level spooks realized this and enabled it to happen.

>>64384859
Paki Taliban =/ Afgani Taliban. Forgot where they split, but thems the beans.

>>64384646 (OP)
>Paki Secret Service stopped the payments, so the Taliban will drive down and deliver a note of protest.
Probably.

>>64384859
>playing with fire and bragging about not having gotten burned (yet)
That's basically Pakistan's version of Glowniggers (the ISI)'s moto. Pakistan also backs Maoist insurgents to fuck with Jeets too.

Plus Afghani's have been seething about their borders before Pakistan was even a thing. It gets even more funny when you realize the Hindu majority in India is more inclined to side with the Taliban, hell they even have a literal friendship dam.
Hardly what I'd call a situation 'under control'.

>>64384792
Like the best that could be said of Trump is that he has a wider strike zone than his friend, who was trying to stay alive when they came for him.

The Pakistani infantrymen will get their shit pushed in until the tanks and airforce backup arrives.

>>64384859
Afghanistan (and the taliban) have never accepted how the afghan-pakistan border is shaped. Durand Line or something.

Afghanistan has pulled back and claimed operations are over.

kekmao

>>64384875
>Maybe some low to mid-level spooks realized this and enabled it to happen
They should have done it during the war, left a bunch of vehicles at a forward OP and then allow supply lines to it to be cut and use that as an excuse for an air extraction of personnel.
Then the taliban could take it over and use the vehicles.

Then they'd be motorized and have to give up all the advantages they had as insurgents and far more closely resemble a conventional force that the US army knows all about fighting.

>>64385009
Airforce were waiting and started bombing taliban as soon as they attacked.

Talibs have called it a day.

>>64384753
They are just jurno

>>64384646 (OP)
I think it's pretty ironic how US losing Afghanistan is not as problem for the US, but instead for every single one of Afghanistans neighbors, many of whom are at odds with US.

At least russians can now again enjoy cheap Afghan heroin.

>>64384783
Sure maybe, but giving them a truly absurd number of weapons probably isn't going to suddenly make them pacifists.

>>64385179
The US staying in Afghanistan for 20 years was a fucking disaster. Their population doubled in that period. Hopefully the Taliban can bring back extremely high infant mortality rates and preferably some record breaking famines.

>>64385179
>implying a region of the world wasn't actively trafficking the hardest drugs possible while under CIA association
come the fuck on.

>>64384646 (OP)
This feels like an insult to US hardware, rolling for trump using b2 on them

>>64385179
>>64385216
If it was Gore that had invaded Afghanistan in 2001, I think the US could have succeeded. The Bush White House and Rumsfeld DoD had this irrational, petty seethe about the nation-building that the Clinton Admin had done in the 90s in former Yugoslavia. This led to them refusing to form any kinds of plans for postwar in Afghanistan and Iraq, and the Bush Admin never even really tried to set these countries up for success. In a way, the Bush/Cheney view of international relations was slightly Zigger-esque.

>>64384792
They do, and you're delusional. You could have video footage of the President doing pedo shit, and you'd just claim it was AI, because that's the kind of person you are. You're willing to lick boots and suck dick as long as someone you hate is mad about the country falling apart. You're a disgrace.

>>64384646 (OP)
Pakis slapped the Pajeets;
Afghans slap the Pakis;
Pajeets (would) slap the Afghans, simple.

>>64385077
That's retarded. You're retarded.

Burgers forgot all about conventional warfare after 20 years of COIN brainrot. Humvees and small arms do not a conventional force make.

>>64384780
The bloody poojeet mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I consider that to be a benchod, not a Saar. To know a timmy is near gives a sense of freedom; good time to take... a poop.
Outbobbed, outvagened, out of our minds on a suicide mission. But the saars and streets here stained with thousands of years of shitting... they will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of gift cards, this is the one we redeem for ourselves. We go forward like a fart exhaled from the cow. With vigor in our callcenter and one goal in sight: We. Will. Scam them.

>>64384646 (OP)
It's not looking good for Pakistan. The insurgency has escalated a lot since the Taliban takeover and if they invade Afghanistan it would probably turn the large Pashtun minority in the country against them and also give India an opportunity to exploit

>>64384653
This please.

>>64385378
Our so called saars prostituted us to the Timmies... destroyed our bobs... our vagene... our tribute cows. Our excrement has been spilled on our call centers. My scat... on their $25 google play card. They are the incels. All U.S and British neet timmies will leave Poonch immediately... or suffer the consequences.

>>64385269
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> If it was Gore that had invaded Afghanistan in 2001, I think the US could have succeeded
We'll never know since they literally stole the election

>>64384783
Why cant Taliban play nice with the rest of the sand people? What do they get out of pissing off the entire region?

>>64385645
We could have won at any time . We had osama dead to rights at tora bora in 2001 and the pentagon let him get away blocking all attempts by socom to nab him.

>>64385269
Would Gore have allowed the AWB to expire though?

>>64384646 (OP)
Neither, this is just another thirdie bitchwar where a handful of browns yell at each other, fire some shots and then declare victory

>>64384646 (OP)
Pakistan has Chinese backing and a functional air force but the Taliban won't stop ever. My money is on an agreement being reached because the Taliban don't want infrastructure bombed and Pakistan doesn't want endless war.

>>64385179
The great big joy of us being a big fucking ocean away is that aside of our 51st state that gets to have ~90 fucking senators we cease being a factor in local politics when our interests cease being front and center. It's the old apocryphal saying of the Vietnamese that it's better to sniff French shit for 100 years than eat Chinese shit for 1000, which is to say that eventually we take our ball and go home. But until many millions of years allowing for tectonic shifts they're stuck with their neighbors forevermore.

>>64386500
It would be the house and senate's ball to decide. I can't remember nor care enough to check what the makeup was in terms of GOP majority but Gore would likely galvanize republicans to not want it renewed. I'll remind you that Bush Jr wanted it renewed:
https://www.thoughtco.com/gun-rights-under-president-george-w-bush-721332
>Bush supported renewing the Assault Weapons Ban, but Congress didn't pass it to his desk.

>>64386521
>and Pakistan doesn't want endless war.
Never gonna happen with Jeets as their neighbor.

>>64384646 (OP)
Multipolar world moment.

>>64385055
Lmao, they quit since they didn’t have any other country to flee to like last time, pussies.

>>64385055
Uh, "based Talichads", what happened???

>>64384664
Me too man, nothing like a good war to lighten the mood.

>>64385055
>they had a moment of clarity and decided not to fuck with a country that is backed by both the US and China
Probably a good call, they should probably just go back to focusing on ISIS/k/ unless India says fuck it and decides to brush off a few nukes while doing a full scale invasion and at that point the Taliban and Baluchistani's would probably have a few preemptive nukes flying their way regardless of whether they take a neutral stance or not.

Wouldn't count on that happening any time soon though, India is clearly more interested in maintain the status quo and taking poorly aimed pot shots at Pakistan while using ARMA game play footage as justification.

>>64384672
>>64384740
>>64384780
>>64385378
>>64385616
Nigga I will have to make a mosaic out of this or something.

>>64385079
Thus sparing Pookistanis the embarrassment of having their shit kicked by pedophiles.

>>64385362
>Burgers forgot all about conventional warfare after 20 years of COIN brainrot.
Nah, that doctrine is still taught.
US Army could pull another Iraq invasion on very short notice. Well, short notice for planning and strategy, they'd need weeks/months for a huge logistical build up of course.

>Humvees and small arms do not a conventional force make.
Yes they do.
A *bad* conventional force but that's the point.
You don't and can't fight as a guerilla insurgency with humvees, they're fundamentally patrol vehicles, everything about them is antithetical to the doctrine.

>>64384653
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

>>64385645
>We'll never know since they literally stole the election
The architect of the Brook Brother's Riot was Roger Stone btw.
He had his fingers in watergate too but was on the periphery there and got away with it.
Then tried the same thing again in 2020 but didn't quite succeed.

If you don't come down hard on everyone involved in these things the very first time they do, they go on to do it again and worse.

>impunity is permission

>>64384646 (OP)
How do pakijeets claim they're different from jeets when they all look like this?

>>64384653
As a human being, I must agree.

>>64386595
I'll screen cap the whole thing once they are finished.

>>64384691
It's wild the only people willing to work with India exploit them.
russia
Isreal
Taliban
French
Even stranger is all of these relation ships are still better for India than if they acted alone.
Vikramaditya is a prime example despite getting robbed blind by the russians it still works better than ther home built one.

>>64384653
>>64385496
>>64386959
>>64387507
ladies and gentleman, an american level education

>>64386959
Hello Plebbit

>>64384766
I have been of the opinion for years that the only reason the USA invaded Afghanistan was to prevent Chinese and Russian influence expanding into central Asia, and allowing them to link with Iran. They would control the majority of the Asian continent.

And as we all know from political philosophy, a thalassocracy is in general stronger than a land power, as it has more mobility. But only so long as it can prevent the land power from having more resources.

>>64387314
How was he martyred if it isn't a religious conflict?

>>64385269
>>64385645
You made my day feel a little better anons by letting me know there still exist a few other humans who think this way. I unironically think the timeline went wrong when scotus threw that election to Bush Jr. With continuity of Gore 9/11 might well have been less, or even never happened, and if it still did we'd mostly likely kick Afghanistan's shit in for a few months then leave. Even for staying, it'd have been more cautious and competent, and there is absolutely zero chance whatsoever Iraq 2 would have happened. No "totally WMDs" shit. No GWOT. No trillions of fucking dollars sunk into that for nothing, which means we'd have been building more real stuff instead. F-22 probably would not have been canceled like that, and on and on. AWB would still have died, Bush wanted to keep it alive but couldn't. A Gore presidency would have been way more focused on financial shit so the 2006-2008 bubble/crash wouldn't have gone that way. And there is no way dems would win in 2008, after 16 years in the WH GOP would have nominated someone decent and sane enough who'd have won. No Obama, 2008-2016 would be GOP in the WH, different Congress too, US without remotely same ME exposure, which then would have influenced Russia's decision making in starting shit as well as how politics went in China. It'd all be different.

Depressing. I'm sure older folks lived through other turning points but that was clearly mine.

>>64387860
Pakis are scum.

>>64387916
Yeah, everything that has gone to shit in this day and age can be traced back to Bush. The mid east wars causing mass migration to Europe, the neglect of US infrastructure and economy in favour of foreign interventionism, the overtrhrowing of all those middle eastern countries also made Putin absolutely paranoid about regime change, deciding he needed to invade Ukraine before it was used as a staging ground for a coup against him etc.

The non Bush timeline can only be better.

>>64384766
US-Taliban alliance when?
Imagine; the Tallies give up Bagram for de facto US support, getting all the old M1s Biden earmarked for Ukraine.
A man can dream, can't he?

>>64387935
Pretty sure the Jews would still be around in 2000 even if they had gotten heads in office instead of tails

>>64387863
Reddit hates muslims now?

>>64385616
I will not scam you saar. Now like my wood, you touch bobs and vagene with me needfully. And then one day, you will see this $50 visa gift card again, and you remember everything you shit and ate tonight. You will remember all the years of scamming senile grannies for $0.12 an hour at Cumcast tech support in Mumbai. FBI arrest warrant. And when you do Gopalaswami, Patel... please... do not redeem.

Would be funny if the non chinky parts of Asia that are Muslim just go Africa tier because of the US gear and then China has to deal with Uighur Taliban.

>>64388293
My father, Alex Patel, redeemed everything he had. He beat me with his favorite pair of jumper cables, so he could defend his bobs and vagene from people like you.

>>64387935
>The mid east wars causing mass migration to Europe
Turkish "guest workers" arriving in Germany and Sweden having suicidal empathy goes back to the Cold War my guy.
>the overtrhrowing of all those middle eastern countries also made Putin absolutely paranoid about regime change
Okay, this is the point where you'll be asked to stop.
Putin's paranoia comes from Slobodan Milošević losing power in Serbia. See, the US Dept of State had funded the opposition organization Otpor! and it just so happened that Milošević had changed the rules on how elections worked so he'd stay in power - but he fucked it up and set the elections in 2000 even though his term would only end in 2001, so Serbs voted for Vojislav Koštunica and he got more than 50% of the votes. The government claimed nobody had over 50% of the votes and a second round would be needed, so the blatant electoral fraud triggered the Bulldozer Revolution.
Now, obviously Milošević wasn't a war criminal who got his own country bombed by NATO, and he didn't spend a decade cracking down on opposition, then blatantly change the rules on how presidents and for whatever reason schedule elections right afterwards rather than letting a year pass and the controversy blow over. OBVIOUSLY the CIA is playing a HoI4 style game IRL and just paid off the opposition to revolt against a legitimate leader.
Putin's paranoia doesn't come from middle eastern nations being invaded. What he fears is the US just sending a few million to NGOs and he's instantly deposed because hundreds of thousands of brainwashed Russians will march down the street demanding gay western democracy.

>>64387923
saar....

>>64384653
I like afghans doe

>>64384672
Kek

pakistan has fpv drones, dont think the taliban is prepared for those yet

>>64389383
Taliban have already been documented using quadcopters dropping munitions and FPV kamikaze drones

>>64385378
Maximum Kek

Another happening huh

>>64389383
FPV drones are the cheapest / weakest option everyone with $500 has access too.
The real threats Pakistan have that the Taliban can't counter are Bayraktar TB2, GIDS Shahpar-II & NESCOM Burraq when talking about drones.

Israel, somehow.

>>64389383
The Taliban were catching American Switchblade FPVs with their faces a decade+ ago anon.

>>64384646 (OP)
Stalemate.
The Taliban is a Pakistani proxy and you can't separate the two. Pakistan has the overwhelming force to wage a war but the war will not be on their terms. And the Taliban is spread out in Pakistan along with an untold number of islamic militants, and that's a asymmetric nightmare for them at a time when a hot war with India could start again.
Expect a stalemate soon and a return to normalcy, whatever that looks like.

>>64384653
I like pakis doe

>>64384646 (OP)
This is why Nationalism is awful, Muslims need to work together and drop nationalism and ideas of borders and fighting against each other and need to focus on opposing USA, Russia, Israel and China. Western Muslims should be using power and influence to change the governments they live in and spread Islam

I like neither side, but I might be mistaken for a stinkjeet by hating Pakis so I'm for nobody I guess.

I think it'd be funnier if Pakistan lost because then there'd be a higher chance of India trying to invade them while they're weakened which will end up with thousands of both of them dead.

>>64390324
This is something that I've noticed as well.
Make a post critical of pakijeets and the resident brown shills start claiming you're a jeet.
Fascinating phenomenon.

>>64386595
>>64387673

Include pregnant Anne Frank in the screencap

>>64384653
Have you seen how they live? They've both already lost.

>>64388428
Back in '25, the Saars gave up control of covert operations in Greater Asia... handed it over to the Timmies. From that, DO-NOT-REDEEM was born. Now aside from being a call center for senile old people, Fly Too Low is our launching point for all tech support "recruitment" activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are pakistani harassment, narrative sabotage, google play cards, strategic shitting, cow shit extraction; You know, the usual shit.

>>64386595
unironically better plot than the new modern warfare 3.

>>64390628
What you're looking at is advanced poor-fare. We are the future of poor. The saar of the future will not redeem with just his body. He will redeem with his mind. He will redeem with our scatology. The power of our diet, the strength of our bowels, and the putrescence of our shitting systems will change everything.

In the past, it was all about strength in numbers. The bigger the army, the more poo you had. But today, it’s all about scatological supremacy. And in that, Atraksha Corporation leads the way.

Our systems are the future of poor-fare. They are weaker, slower, and less precise than any Timmy could ever be on their own. These saars are no longer bound by the limits of the human body. They're enhanced. Empoowered. And they are the next step backwards in evolution.

We control the call centre. We no longer redeem for google play cards, or for apple store credit. We redeem for something much bigger. For bobs. For vagene. For bitch lasagne. The unwed women you see in the streets, the independence of women - that is the world you live in today. Atraksha Corporation is the answer to that chaos. We will make the world worse. Weaker. We will give you the tools to rape them all.

Imagine a world where you are no longer bound by the rules of outdated marriage contracts, ineffective affirmative action, or the corruption of government. Imagine a world where Atraksha's technology secures every cow, every buffalo, under a single, unified force. A world that doesn’t scam in fear, but thrives in the certainty that Atraksha is scamming harder than it.

This is no longer about having the biggest army. It’s about having the worst army. The army of the pooture. What you see here, gentlemen, is just the beginning. Atraksha doesn’t just lead the world in military scatology, we will lead the world in insecurity, in weakness, in the pooture.

We will build a world where street shitting is not a dream, but a reality.

>>64388934
I think it's really interesting to consider how Russia's political outlook has this kind of great man theory poisoning. Like they're so far down that path that it's impossible to conceive of anything happening of note that wasn't somehow tied back to an existing 'character' in their conception of world affairs.

>>64390767
Based

>Taliban capturing paki nukes
This oughtta get interesting.

>>64390767
Very well done.

>>64384753
Yes.

>>64391147
That scenario is touted since 2008 when the TTP reached its max extension, things are firmly under control now

>>64391147
We getting that GLA mission from the first Generals game where they capture the nukes aren't we?