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>image limit reached

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!

>>64386228 (OP)
Boss get down! The enemy sniper... stay low and crawl along the ground, that should enable you to sneak past enemies.

>>64384275
>(does anyone still care about /wfg/ stories?)
I keep an archive of them. I miss waffengeist stuff.

>>64386344
>Choker
Why do women wear them. They seem very uncomfortable

I intend to bake a Miku Monday in the next 24 hours. Try to stop me or don't– let the game begin

>>64386389
fine by me.
I'm going to be gone Sunday-Monday so I can't do it again.

>>64386404
flat as a board

>>64386363
>Why do women wear them. They seem very uncomfortable
Sex appeal, also high heels seem a lot more uncomfortable and incontinent than what is basically a glorified necklace.

>>64386413
>incontinent
what

What's more, it will NOT be Mug's mug

>>64386397
Godspeed, anon

>>64386413
>>64386416
>>incontinent
>what
Meant to say inconvenient....

>>64386404
If there was titos, the vulnerability to being shot at an angle and killed would increase. Based and great plains pilled

>>64386404
Flat...

>>64386416
ANON NEEDS SOME FIBER

I know we have several Jpop listeners in here

I came across Halicali the other day
have a listen

https://youtu.be/ViFHruS6oO8

>>64386460
Cope
>>64386522
Absolutely grim

>>64386551
Call it. Flat or boobs.

>>64386517
I'll make a stir fry with broccoli tomorrow for lunch, that or I'll just go to the local bakery an pick up some really yummy bread. Maybe have a cup of coffee too if non of that works.
Of course first I need to actually go the fuck to sleep instead of being a dirty baiting (You) slut on /g/ and /v/.... Problem is it's to fuck easily.
HELP

>>64384275
Yeah I do

>>64386586
>How the first man to ever hold a Zastava probably felt

>>64386586
Faggot.

>>64386586
That's how I feel holding my Mini-14

>>64386567
Boobs. Check em.

>>64386602
The answer was flat.

>>64386605
First time on /ak/ in a few months, are you the new chesnokov?

>>64386631
I am the non-Serb, Serbian patriot

>>64386605
NOOOOOO-

>>64386634
stolen slav valor.

>>64386656
That's the way things are.

Remember kiddos: big tits are an Albanian trait in women, and has corrupted both our society and mens preferences

>>64386664
Who'd I steal it from?

>>64386690
The czechs. Until you stop larping, they will keep pretending they are pseudo-German.

>>64386709
The Slovenes are also like that. Slovene-wannabe German music is my favorite genre though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B1m3J0-t_c&list=RD1B1m3J0-t_c&start_radio=1

>>64386228 (OP)
Okay, time to test and see if I can multi-task work and dumping a chapter all on my phone.
Let's see if this post works...

>>64386738
Kewl. Only downside is that the filenames may be generic rather than our standard format.

Anyway, here we (slowly but surely because lol timer) go!

The Far East Incident - Chapter 5
Hope you guys enjoy this late night dump~!

>>64386769
Based, they work just fine too.
Normal "if anyone sees anything wrong, say something so we can fix it" disclaimer, btw

>>64386778
>>64386781
Wife spotted

The story of the Magach 7 upgrade series is mostly identical to the one of the Magach 6B Gal Batash. By the mid-1990s, Talmudweebs found out that the original Blazer ERA kit was unable to defeat the newest generation of Soviet (Russian) ATGMs. It still worked against older RPGs, but it was clearly obsolete. What was even worse was the fact that while such armor was suitable to defeat lightly-armed insurgents, it provided practically no protection against kinetic projectiles (enemy APFSDS shots).

>>64386944
And there we go: from a drought to (hopefully) a flood of new releases sooner than later!
Hope you all enjoyed, we are going to work on Volume 2 here as soon as possible.
We hope to have more releases from other series as well, so keep an eye out on here or /a/ in the near future.

Thanks to all who stuck with me, burning that midnight oil! Till next time~!

>>64386957
Thanks lard!

>>64386228 (OP)
As a sniper falling asleep at your post is ok but your muzzle extending beyond the windowframe is NEVER ok

>>64386947
I've always wondered when did they switch the track and is it just merkava track?

>>64386092
>I mean, they are all Nogami manga technically...
>:^)
I know that Sailor Fuku, RW, Shidenkai no Maki and Orcsen are Nogami stuff, but Groundless and this one here?

>>64386957
Thanks for the posting, as usual.

>>64386783
>not parading any flag
Shameful!

>>64387134
>>64387146
Shit posting is for the mentally ill

>>64386228 (OP)
>Sleepy sniper edition
>No Jouko
Shameful

>>64385944
>taking a screenshot of the video
>with the video player UI in it
here's a better quality version anon-kun

>>64386957
thank you.

Giving RPK-16 a foot massage after a long day!

Kongou dressed as Kongou

>>64386957
<3

You ever wonder when walking around in public (or church in my case) and seeing couples or parents what made them attracted to one another? What it was that made them wanna be together?

>>64387134
Well, I mean *a majority* of the works we do are Nogami-based or inspired. Groundless and other works are not, of course.

(I really love Nogami, I wish we could just hoard all his series to make them the best, but sadly that's not realistic)

Also have a certain series by our favorite /k/ author possibly in the works, too... (after being delayed for like 2 years :sob:)

>>64387700
>Unleashes the Kamikaze

>>64387815
Yeah, but more so for the elderly. Like it's always something like
>Yeah, my husband faked his age and fought in Korea when he was 16, then when he came back we got married and had 17 kids

>>64387453
3-q sempai
As you can see, I am actually retarded.
>>64386532
This is catchy
We also have new Stack. Not sure how I feel about this one yet compared to other recent songs.
https://youtu.be/LC8wP5dtavM

Thank you to the guy who posted .22 and yes, getting HOSED by .22 wtill kill you.

>>64388340
Jesus christ my dick

>>64388360
That dick is going to jail. Also, skirts and guns are peak.

>>64388479
>skirts and guns are peak.
I guess skirts are good, though guns and shorts over pantyhose is superior

>>64388466
>>64388491

I'm in Germoney, some Milka from Mommies Milkies.

>>64388597
>their chocckers are just 90gr
they're really the token globohomo country

>>64388597
Great chocolate, second only to norwegian Freia chocolate

>>64388479
Can't go to jail if done nothing wrong, but pencil skirts are peak

I wish slav women weren't so cute

>>64388691
sadly most slav women are not as cute as they are in anime

>>64388931
From what I've seen they actually are pretty cute on the outside, but are BPD incarnate on the inside.

>>64388665
In the cheaper price range maybe, the swiss make much better chocolate, like Lindt for example, although it's quite expensive.

>>64388966
I wouldn't say cute, hot would be more accurate, but yeah they're a bit nutty inside.

>>64388360
>gets hard by looking at 2D cartoons
ngmi
Also get help.

>>64389037
what kind of weird normalfag shit is this? Help yourself into a grave homosexual.

>>64389054
The sooner you get some help, the better.

>>64389079
Get help with what exactly?

>>64389083
If you not larping and you're genuinely being aroused by 2D cartoons, you need serious help.
Don't be shy, there's still an opotion you will not need pills, just some psychological treatments for your apparently quite severe mental and emotional problems.
Just be strong brother.

>>64389037
>>64389079
>>64389116
This is 4chan retard

>>64389116
>he's not attracted to 2d cartoons
Oh, are you one of those sick fucks who prefers 3d anime? That's disgusting.

>>64389116
>he can't use his imagination
>he can't mentally conceptualize the drawing as a real person and imagine doing things with them
>he can't spin the apple around in his mind and dribble it like a basketball
NGMI

>>64389037
>>64389116
What if you alternate

>>64388491
Ok, but what if pantyhose and a skirt?

>>64388672
Jail is the only place you can go to stay safe. Trust your officer, she knows what's best for you.

>>64387670
>>64387700
All botes should be made to blush a brilliant shade of burgundy

>>64389172
Oh yeah, and on a related note: after months of extensive testing, I can conclude that wani_(perfect_han)'s JGSDF officer lady has world-class leglock skills. Just thought you all ought to be made aware.

>>64389037
I mean, I get it. Those are some finely drawn hips and legs.

Can’t stand the faces in this art style, so. So blank and featureless. Downright creepy.

>>64389172
When you dribbled the apple, did it bounce and sound like a basket ball or like an apple?

>>64388931
This is true for all women, we men perceive them as better than they are.

>>64389475
>JGSDF officer lady has world-class leglock skills.
Gulp

>>64386375
I love this guy, he's an actual Mexican soldier, showing how fucking traumatic it is to be a Mexican in a very kawaii way

>>64390098
sorry

>>64390133
don't be sorry, be better

>>64390142
be better how :(

>>64390148
start pointless arguments to boost thread engagement and posts per hour

>>64390133
The anon[s] replying to you aren't me but I agree with >>64390150 this one

>>64390150
Okay!
>>64390155
>The anon[s] replying to you aren't me
Whatever schizo. Your favorite food and taste in anime women suck by the way :D

>>64390192
I bet you don't even cook and like anime women with black hair.

>>64390192
>taste in anime women
Is extremely fleeting, rarely lasts longer than 72 hours

>>64390192
Also, I never told /ak/ my favourite food

>>64390229
Oh I cook motherfucker unlike you and your kraft dinners.
>and like anime women with black hair.
>he likes brunette bitches instead of midnight black haired babes
lol. lmao

>>64390297
>brunette
IT'S AUBURN! THE MIX OF RED IS VERY IMPORTANT! It's complex and walking the border between blonde, brown, and red! It requires everything in perfect harmony!
>Oh I cook motherfucker unlike you and your kraft dinners.
I always make my mac and cheese from scratch don't you fuck with me. Yesterday I spent hours in the kitchen making biryani. I bet you buy spaghetti sauce at the grocery store you degenerate.

Make /ak/ ironic again

>>64390380
>IT'S AUBURN! THE MIX OF RED IS VERY IMPORTANT! It's complex and walking the border between blonde, brown, and red! It requires everything in perfect harmony!
>requires the stars to align to look a particular way and even then it cant hold up to the simple timeless elegance that is black hair
Sad.
>I bet you buy spaghetti sauce at the grocery store you degenerate.
W-What? N-No... I make my own sauce.. with.. tomatoes.. and stuff....

>>64390380
>>64390456
I got Auburn hair is it over? Its starting to turn silver I seem to be skipping grey. Not balding its still super thicc and fluffy

Theoretically, if the only difference between men and women was purely physically and mentally women were pretty much just men with different bodies how different would the world be?

>>64390487
I want to say the world would be more peaceful although if women had the same mindset as grug I dunno. In modern times I think everybody would be a lot more chill with one another and society would be better. If we go way back when I think things could get pretty nasty. Men were already duking it out with each other big time but throw women in there with the same mindset... theres gonna be a lot more fights me thinks

>>64390456
The sauce buyer is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a saucelet and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>requires the stars to align to look a particular way
Yes, that's exactly it. Black is literally the most common hair color on the planet. More than a billion Chinks have pitch black hair. Red hair (which auburn falls under, requiring the same genes) is literally the rarest hair color in the world.
>>64390475
It has only just begun

>>64390456
>>64390530
If you want rare, go for black hair with blue eyes, an extremely rare combination only found in some Irish people for some weird reason.

>>64390475
Basking in the Sun is nice but nothing compares to dawn's first light

>>64390528
>but throw women in there with the same mindset... theres gonna be a lot more fights me thinks
But I WANT more cat fights. I WANT women fighting eachother over men

>>64390636
That's toxic

>>64390487
Very different, and frankly just better. There would be way less waste and shitty consumerist slop, because remember, women drive 80% of consumer spending. Biggest impact on a societal level otherwise? There would be extremely little animosity between men and women, the divorce rate would be way lower, and the marriage rate would be way up because women would do something other than sit on their ass while waiting for the man to do everything with starting and maintaining the relationship. AND they'd use their fucking words to actually communicate if something is wrong or bothering them so it can get fixed. God I wish women weren't such dogshit

>>64390728
We're caught in a trap

>>64388597
The European store where I met the Serbs has plenty of that, and the best one is the hazelnut one.

>>64388931
You seem to have never met a Serbian gal

wrong pic but the point stands

>>64390754
Flesh posting now, are we?

>>64390760
Think she'll ever come back? I would like more finish autism

>>64390766
I wasn't aware she left, it's only every few months that she happens upon my recollection

>>64390760
They're fucking hot man. Also I have that same beret in picrel so in my mind it's her beret and now I have it

>>64390790
If I can't test a level on her chest I don't want her

>>64390799
kek

Am perpetually conflicted over how I feel about /ak/

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>>64390775
She's been quite now for close to a year so people wonder

>>64390826
Maybe posting her face was part of her plan to leave :c