Thread 64387262

Pictures/videos of military fuck ups. I need vehicle ones but soldier ones are just as funny. OBVIOUSLY OFFICERS DO NOT FUCK UP.
Bonus points if you have a personal story kek.

thumbs up kid, you're going far

instructor in training mag dumped next to his foot because his TD was shit, country unknown but come on... slavic.

>>64387262 (OP)
>Bonus points if you have a personal story kek.
Singaporean here.
Grenade throwing session.
Every male citizen gets 1 chance in his life to throw a grenade, if he gets into the army that is.
I was too focused on the motions they thought me.
>take grenade out of pouch
>hold it tightly, making sure the metal thing is clasped in my right hand
>with left hand, twist the pin and pull
>shout "grenade ready to be thrown sergeant"
>sergeant taps my on the back
>throw in the lobbing motion they thought me
>forgot to put any force into it
>grenade lands right infront of us
>sergeant immediately pulls me down and grabs me real fucking tight
>grenade explodes
>"nabei throw so near" he said
Feels bad. Nabei is mother fucker in hokkien. I was a laughing stock for about 2 days.

>>64387272
dude we have "moments" at least you lived lol

bretty neat though, how long did you serve and what was it like?

>>64387273
Why isnt it the commander sticking his head out instead of the driver?

I did below grade construction and as a 17 year old know nothing they told you about soil grades and open pits lol. and the headline this came from is about big bad scary competent russia too lol.

>>64387275
2 years. I was made a signal man in our armoured infantry battalion. Days go like this
0530 Reveille
0540 Breakfast
0700 First Parade
0730 PT
0930 End of PT
1230 Lunch
1400 *insert whatever combat training they planned here*
1700 Last Parade
1900 PT again.
2230 Lights Out

Repeat every weekday 5 days a week for 2 years.
Only exceptions to this is if we have evaluation for our soldiering skills. For me it would be operating signal sets. Or going out for battalion exercise. Being a signaller, life is easy because I wasn't a platoon slave. Was attached to S4 in battalion mission exercises. Life was good. Being in armour means I dont bother carrying shit.

>>64387289
There are worse jobs.
Dutch... whiskey throttled and concussed the fuck out of that passenger.

>>64387273
>the result of tackling a water obstacle at high speed without closing the drivers hatch
>Centurion Mk.5, dutch army, 1965

>>64387262 (OP)
URAA-CK!

>>64387298
How shitty is a dose of mud in the hatch? I bet modern flat screens really like it lol.

>>64387298
Mud is nothing. Have you seen tank commanders who look orange waist up? Dry conditions are much worse. They get into your lungs.

>>64387299
the de-mine ops ones are fun

>>64387302
you will paint hulls for one thousand years...

>>64387306
that's what fucking happens when another plane taxis by and you forget you're on a leash

>>64387306
kek. Could be worse. A month of fixing and it will be air worthy again.

>>64387312
There wasn't enough room to stare on deck they had to take the helo up too

a classic

africa is almost not fair lol

wtf is this gay youtube format "stuff exploding plus O-Face Guy"?

do I or do I not want the thread to devolve already lol... there are apparently a lot of these jackasses

"Burn everything in that field!"

>>64387337
>>64387335
>>64387333
>vet reacts
These picture alone tell you how valuable an enlisted veteran's opinions are.

>>64387333
if you don't put a face in the thumbnail showing what kind of mood the video is supposed to have, then it's (apparently) not going to get recommended to people as much because youtube's recommendation algorithm is basically a child with ADHD

>>64387398
It is good for the reaction folder I guess.

It's also like Infomercial People vibe.

The fail is "touching bio-fem = rape"

>>64387325
At least it's "just" barbs and not razor, i suppose... i wouldn't wanna get tangled in the latter and try to get out without help.

>>64387398
I've seen people posting their stats and they've jumped up a third or much more in views for having reaction face, boobs, "this will SHOCK you!" type stuff. It works way too well. You can upload the one video but with multiple thumbnails it cycles through to test them out.

Saw some guy just the other day responding to overt booba thumbnail allegations by just saying it put an extra zero on the end of his view stats, and that's the end of the argument.

>>64387289
this seems stupid and a waste of trained soldiers

>>64387538
They should swap combat training for slave labor for projects like flood remediation and NG/COIN friendly shit. Even civil stuff like shaking down homeless camps and getting them to services.

>>64387306
I'm no expert but I don't think that's how you park a plane

>>64387622
It's more just that this reads like your job is basically to go to the gym for half the day but you're barely given much time to sleep and recover when you could spend more time doing useful training. that and this schedule looks like it would just absolutely sterilise morale.

>Range day after a long couple weeks where everything was going wrong
>The range warden is trying to rush everything due to time
>We're instructed to finish shooting and told to get up, make safe and run to our targets as fast as we can for evaluation
>There's a fucking raised concrete track to the targets in front of the dirt firing position that has likely emerged more and more from years of erosion on the soil
>Of course I trip on the ledge
>Keep rifle pointed downrange as men run passed me left and right
>"Oh fuck I'm doing to kill someone"
>Twist rifle into a cradle along my arm and plant my knee into the concrete to break the fall

We went slower after that and I politely ignored that I'd just fucked up my knee and elbow. There were a lot of incidents like these over the years that I saw from people trying to rush everything with bad consequences - the military life in general has too much running for little reason.

>>64387678
Thirdies have morale? Isn't that a little "fancy"?

>>64387683
>instructors letting people move downrange before everyone on the firing line has made safe
is this considered normal in america? here in the uk this would be considered absolutely insane, even court martial territory potentially

>>64387683
Probably the fucking shoes. Should have some form of toe shoe with anti stink tech by now.

>>64387298
How are his eyes muddy even though he was wearing goggles?

>>64387740
well if your entire life is basically just "get up at 5 am, eat, forced to work out, eat again, get taught some bullshit (considering how shite many ""lessons"" already are in the west I don't have much hope for singapore), forced to work out again, then in bed just in time to get less than 7 hours of sleep 5 days a week I'd quickly start to feel like my life is a pretty big fucking waste of time. There HAS to be more to the lifestyle that anon isn't telling us otherwise it sounds like an absolutely shite 2 years

Moments before disaster
Canadians are funny

>>64387742
This was in the UK. But you're reading it wrong. We were told as a group to get up, make safe and then run.

>>64387755
head to the fender huh

Considering what was in the unit history for NG's 1st NY (mostly 9-11/ GWoT), they ought to have a bunch of shit-show stories.
But they found and documented chemical weapons ready to fire in Iraq. It's in the book.

>>64387785
what year was this? when we've been on ranges nobody can move past past the firing line until every single person has lined up, made safe, shown their working parts are clear to an instructor, and eased springs. even in a rush we'd never skip this (for obvious reasons, as you just showed it can people killed). If this was anytime in the last decade I'd be astounded. You did nothing wrong by the way, actually did better than most guys would have in that scenario imo

>>64387742
In Canada, you still practice old school section attacks with live rounds. You don't really make safe during these since our make safe drill is much longer than just throwing the weapon on safe.
That being said, only brigade members and combat troops will do this. Its highly unlikely an aircraft technician would be given the opportunity to do it since they can't be trusted not to clap someone by accident

The scary shit is doing the plywood urban ops stuff with multinational groups. Communications get completely fucked up and you'll have unknowingly intersecting lines of fire due to how thin the ops centre cells are. I know a few guys that got a couple grazes from Americans and another who got clipped in the shoulder from another Canadian.

>>64387818
>The scary shit is doing the plywood urban ops stuff with multinational groups. Communications get completely fucked up and you'll have unknowingly intersecting lines of fire due to how thin the ops centre cells are. I know a few guys that got a couple grazes from Americans and another who got clipped in the shoulder from another Canadian.
are you telling me you guys do FIBUA/Urban Ops/CQB (whatever you wanna call it) drills with live fucking rounds in a way which is chaotic and uncontrolled enough that you've shot each other before? that's fucking crazy

>>64387837
Yes. Never seen reg force guys do it and fuck up but I've absolutely seen Reservist do it. Especially the retards from Toronto regiments who think they're JTF.
Reg force guys are a lot slower and safer because they aren't on a time crunch.
Though the Americans that caught a couple dudes were Active Duty so who knows.
Usually there is concrete walls between the plywood structures but sometimes there's gaps where it's just pure plywood.

>>64387851
yeah no that shouldn't be happening. your military is run by fucking mongoloids.

I'm not against live fire training btw, at all, it has its place, but what you're describing here would be what I would call criminal negligence. How the fuck has nobody spoken out about this?

A personal favorite of mine.

>>64387869
Because Commonwealth militaries are professional forces run by infantrymen and are incredibly good at running realistic live fire training that seems insanely dangerous and chaotic to participants, but it actually much safer and better controlled than it seems. Not completely safe, but nearly always as safe as practically possible while being realistic enough to train worthwhile infantry.

>>64387869
There was a huge training investigation back in 2020 after a dude died and a lot of things changed on our end. Its basically been sorted on Canadian soil. I'm not sure if they still do if in the US since it's been a while but I wouldn't be surprised if it was still going on. We have a tendency to have retarded reservists go down there who are complete yes man to Americans. This is second hand but my reg force infantry buddies that were down in cali in 22 said it wasn't much different. The Americans would rush our guys through because of fucked up timelines. Our captains would argue then ultimately cave, putting their guys in a bad situation for no reason where you had Americans shooting into their firing lines unknowingly thinking they weren't there.

Our problems come from the Jr officer level unfortunately

Most problems come from low level NCOs from single parent households. No idea why anyone expects them to suddenly become valuable human beings.

>>64387902
>are professional forces run by infantrymen and are incredibly good at running realistic live fire training that seems insanely dangerous and chaotic to participants, but it actually much safer and better controlled than it seems
yeah see that makes perfect sense to me and I'm all for that, we do the same kind of stuff here in the uk. the difference is that there is absolutely fuck all safe and professional about
>The scary shit is doing the plywood urban ops stuff with multinational groups. Communications get completely fucked up and you'll have unknowingly intersecting lines of fire due to how thin the ops centre cells are. I know a few guys that got a couple grazes from Americans and another who got clipped in the shoulder from another Canadian.
>>64387906
well I'm glad someone had common sense to change things but that stuff with the americans is still unhinged. this is all honestly news to me, I had no idea we were so unprofessional in major western militaries to this day.

>>64387851
>>64387818
What the hell. Am I hearing this right: Canadians do live fire shoothouses with plywood instead of thick bulletproof concrete, and cope by having an outside ops center manage their lines of fire?

>>64388055
No there is concrete in nearly all of it however there are gaps in the concrete. Pre 2020 there was small gaps between the blocks and since the dude died it's 100 percent reinforced concrete.
We usually went to the states for live fire urban ops though because they had big fake villages. Our lines of fire were managed internally but we had no control over outside lines of fire which lead to near misses and grazes.
Babydick officers unable to say are the reason why this shit happened though.
It shouldn't be hard for a Canadian captain to tell an American E7 to fuck your timetables, we aren't doing that until your guys are done.
I think we got 4 brand new training ones on 22 but pre training establishments in 2010 to 2020 were abysmal to say the least.

>>64387906
"How's it goin little man..."
JESUS CHRIST.

>we enlisted solve problems at the lowest level
https://features.propublica.org/navy-accidents/uss-fitzgerald-destroyer-crash-crystal/

>>64387273
>if only you knew how good things really are

>>64387306
you can't park there mate

>>64387667
Eh it's on the ground and it's not on fire so it's landed just fine
t. 10 billion hours in DCS

>>64387812
This would've been 08 but I don't doubt that retarded people still exist trying to cut corners for time.

>>64387818
I still remember when we had a few SAS come and join us for a live fire exercise:

>Targets front and section is pinging away
>Dude grabs me and points to targets across from us and tells me to engage
>"But x-lad is in the crossfire"
>Get told to do it and I start shooting
>Lad I'm shooting over shouts that he can feel rounds skimming the hairs on the back of his neck

The bloke was solid but my life would be very different if I wasn't deliberately aiming high that day.

>>64387884
Qrd?

>>64388376
yeah that SAS guy was a fucking mongoloid. jesus christ what is it with all these stories of insane reckless negligence from supposedly professional bodies?

>>64388413
To be honest a superior ordering something dangerous which is countered by those beneath keeping things safe by doing the minimum possible to avoid a stay at the glass tower sounds like good practice.

Have you heard about the guy who got left behind on patrol in Basrah when everyone else loaded up and drove off so he had to run for miles back to camp and promptly deck his CO?

>>64388413
Even professional soldiers can be complete retards. The SEALs basically made a name for themselves by acting recklessly and negligent

>>64388398
iirc, this picture was taken by a news agency photog visiting a mortar range day in the sandbox.
it was the last picture the person ever took.

>>64388413
Did you see that show where 3 SF guys run challenges and shit with celebrities? Did you notice the celebrities were trying to like do it all but be part of a tv show and the SF guys were actually barely medicated psychos trying to hurt people? Just about held back by the network dudes all the time?
Yeah. They're special. Specially blown up too much.

>>64388441
>>64388449
>>64388463
I mean look I'm not naive, I'm well aware any organisation comes with abuses/mistakes, doubly so when you're dealing with militaries. And the story from Basra, as fucked as it is, can at least be somewhat understood as a byproduct of the chaos of wartime. But the idea that something as reckless as the other stories involving life fire could happen without someone being immediately arrested and investigated is crazy to me. Like if I was that SAS guy's IC I'd immediately court martial him.

>>64388494
*live fire

>>64388494
I'm just saying, SF is not ok. They joke about "bro so intense, deathstalker!" but then they go do it and it fucking deranges their shit. Then they turn full asshole.
Then come home.

>>64388506
are you the uk guy or are you canadian? and have you interacted with SF much and if so any other interesting stories? am curious

>>64387754
Anon did basic for 2 years.

>>64388524
American. I'm the guy that does the wood art and lives in a NATO bunker.

>>64388524
>>64388581
SF after they get out (surprise) sells mil-surp taking over for dying boomers between blackout alcohol binges; I buy bulk lots of surplus and sift through for nuclear shit. I usually sell it off so the hobby is "free" but I have like two pallet spaces floor to ceiling compact stacked with surp shit. Including a boat.

>>64387325
He's not wearing cut resistant gloves.

>>64387748
THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

>>64387306
>roflmao

>>64387884
>>64388398
>>64388450
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/03/us-army-photographer-hilda-clayton-photo-death

>Clayton’s death symbolizes how female soldiers are increasingly exposed to hazardous situations in training and in combat on par with their male counterparts

>>64387299
>runs over the dude that warns him of the mines
>refuses to elaborate
>dies

>>64388524
>and have you interacted with SF much and if so any other interesting stories? am curious

I once had an SAS member cut in front of me in the line at dinner with his buddies, I picked a fight because I was hungry and knew I was right. Needless to say I quickly got my arse handed to me but then everyone thought I was a hardman anyway for fighting with special forces guys and the SAS made a point of making friends with me and probably thought I wanted to join.

Fighting alongside FFL in Afghanistan was nuts too. They're all muscle so we had one guy standing up and dual-wielding minimis in a firefight but it actually worked through the magic of fortified wine and unnecessary pullups.

>>64387398
I’d say one’s dignity matters more than YouTube engagement.

>>64387538
If you're not actually fighting a war, what do you do with them?

>>64389131
Fix your shithole. Fix someone's shithole for them. Civil projects.
Coup.

Not during service but I know a jackass that was in for 6+ years and managed to fire an AR-15 with the cleaning rod in the barrel.

>>64389131
well that's the fucking question isn't it
>more meaningful/high quality training
>civil engineering stuff
>not just PT'ing them incessantly because you think that's all that being a soldier is

>>64389700
Oh this guy... I swear the fuck to god. Training video material until we conquer galaxies.

>>64387302
>K on the tail

>>64387262 (OP)
You can't rent a Kia until you're 25 in America, but they'll damn sure give an 18 year old $10million worth of Humvee, bombs and guns.

>>64390132
It seems like those situations might be different.

>>64390140
yeah, the $10 million is already paid for by the taxpayers

>>64390147
>Every time I rent a Kia, I have to sign up for boot camp for a week and declare myself property of Hertz.

>>64390153
"Ok brother well, I don't have a knife. No, no sharp rock or anything. Can't risk the teeth. Sorry! Listen there are TWO zip ties comrade..."

>>64390153
bit of a fail/success mix in this one. guy jumps directly onto a mine, but at least TQ's himself

>>64387333
military vibes(tm) for normies and no guns

got two angles of this one

>>64390213
>>64390216
why not the obvious little land bridge?

>>64390186
Fuck…

Drivers training was always a great time. Some country boy from Kentucky who was bragging about how good he was at mudding with his jeep didn't realize an uparmored lmtv didn't handle like a jeep. Took two wreckers to get it out

>>64390224
the shed modifications make the already abysmal visibility in old russian tanks even worse, guy probably didn't even realize he wasn't aligned for the bridge.

>>64390294
The only thing that prevented this thing from rolling over down the hill into the creek below was some thorn bushes

>>64387299
The fact that it cuts off right as the mine explodes is just perfect.

>>64387280
forbidden french fingertrap

>>64390281
ND's are a normal part of helicopter piloting

old .gif but im surprised i only have a few hits for backblast on this drive, need to really sit down and try and recover from the old one eventually.

>>64390269
And he survived thanks to the cranial. Can you imagine

>>64390294
my buddy was on the mack defence vs oshkosh research program when they were testing out the new msvs for canada.
he got told "give it everything you got and see how stuck you can get it"
he ripped the front axle off an oshkosh getting it out of a similar situation (it was intentional)
oshkosh rep wasn't happy and tried to chew him out

>>64388413
ego

>>64390500
they hate her lmao

>retard in company has a smoke grenade
>decides today he is a lefty
>pulls and throws pin with right hand
>looks at left hand after a second
>immediately shifts it to his right hand and throws it
>smoke nade goes off a few feet from his face

>>64390500
tinnitus, brain damage or just a bit of a piss stain in her undies?

>>64387262 (OP)
>ACUs
Vghhhhh.... SOVL...

>>64389700
what was he doing or what did he do wrong here?

>>64390269
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3571095/horrific-moment-navy-soldier-is-pulled-into-fighter-jet-engine-and-miraculously-survives-after-being-trapped-for-three-minutes/

>>64390269
>watch me swooce right in

>>64390516
she was retarded to begin with no apparent change.

>>64389721
Are there many different things the guy does wrong throughout the video or just at the very end?

t: not an explosive expert, but a retard ready to learn what not to do during ww3

>>64388904
Excelent read, anon. Thanks for this.

>>64390396
I tried to stress test the new drivers to learn what the vehicles are capable of so I'd make them punch it up some hill and go airborne with the water pass in the red. This case was sheer stupidity and it couldn't self recover because it was too muddy.

Bonus pic of a stryker that went of the road and retards who don't know how to use a tow rope in Yakima

>>64388990
In the mp4 version you can hear the 'thud' as the vehicle hits his body and another 'thud' as the body hit the guardrail it was thrown into.

>>64390539
With sound: https://files.catbox.moe/o2des1.mp4

Well, for one he crimps a fuse into a blasting cap with his teeth. Then uses a twig to partially lift a notoriously sensitive UXO causing it to detonate. He was trying to blow a PTM-3 which apparently is a nightmare to deal with since it can be magnetically influenced. He also set the fuse way too short.

>PTM-3
>It is prohibited to destroy the PTM-3 mines before the self-liquidation period has elapsed, as the placement of the explosive charge could trigger the mine. If the mine must absolutely be removed before the self-liquidation period has elapsed, it can be destroyed by machine gun fire, preferably mounted on an armored vehicle

I have a video of him being loaded into a vehicle afterwards. He lost his eyesight, both hands, and his left leg from the knee down. Poor bastard.

>>64390928
When I trained guys on 10 ton I would take them down to the city to find out what the vehicles could do. Putting some farm kid from Saskatchewan who hasn't seen a road with more then 2 lanes in downtown Ottawa makes them learn real quick.
The trick is do it like 6am so by the time morning traffic rolls around, they're more confident and won't hit anything or impede anyone.

>>64390263
>self propelled artillery we have at home

>>64390490
VODA vibes

>>64390631
He's blowing it up so there was no reason to touch it. His demo charge can be a whole inch away. Hell most of the time they stand back and use a nade or something, sometimes just shooting it works (but not well).
Anything but fucking playing with it.

>>64391033
Well is it easier to get a farm boy driving in the city or a city boy driving in mud?

>>64390224
The obvious path is always mined.

>>64387302
>meanwhile on the /k/arrier

>>64387310
kek

>>64391377
NTA but from my experience it's easy to get someone with zero driving experience on dirt roads. I've had soldiers who never drove a vehicle except a bumper car at six flags before and they could handle dirt roads because they're empty. Getting someone who is used to just driving on empty, straight country roads to go through urban traffic with lane changes, merges, stop signs etc is harder because it's a stressful environment where they need to pay attention. A lot of them blow stop signs etc.

It's like teaching marksmanship to a dude who thinks he's a good shooter but picked up too many bad habits when he was young he has to unlearn.

Does this count as a military fuckup?

>>64390577
Old meme is old

>>64391667
Pre-killed a draftee

>>64391024
>PTM-3
I was looking more into this mine and came across this possible mock-up of a Lancet with the mine inside. Placement seems to be sub-optimal, but I don't know enough about mines to really say. Source is some BR HueHue newspaper.

>>64391864
>>64391867
0.005 Rupies have been deposited in your account saar!

>>64387742
I finished a pistol training two parter class at the sheriff's office and the final night was walking way up to the backstop. I absolutely refused because it sounded like wypipo shit to walk up while there are still armed people, TRANED or not, back at the firing line so I only went in partially ready to sprint back.

Some of the boomers finally understood where my hesitation was coming from

>>64391935
>no guns
>no fireworks
>no pets
>no american express
>no water
>EBT accepted here
what the fuck kind of store is this

>>64391951
Near the Uintah Meridian in NE UT. Most of the towns were great but Gusher specifically (also where the store was) gave me the stink eye from the angry looking natives, looking directly at my waistline to try to see if I'm CCing. I hid my pocket carry with a phone because I've heard tribal lands can confiscate your guns with no recourse.

>>64392012
Asking them why they keep disappearing and raping their own girls all the time.

>>64388542
right that's exactly what I mean. This kind of lifestyle is fine for the few weeks of your training/integration to break you down and rebuild you to the standard required, but as a professional soldier it's a complete fucking waste of time. It's like a child's idea of what a soldier does all day. "And then, and then, they wake up super super early, and then they do pressups and pullups, and then they do lessons in the afternoon, and then they do more pullups and chinups and then they sleep"

>>64392012
why are they so against open carry? I know nothing about utah native americans.

>>64387272
The first time you throw a grenade is fucking terrifying if you have an IQ above room temperature.
>take grenade out of pouch
>hold it tightly, making sure the metal thing is clasped in my right hand
>with left hand, twist the pin and pull
>shout "grenade ready to be thrown sergeant"
>sergeant taps my on the back
>Death grip on grenade and spoon, arm extended backwards, ready to throw
>"Throw"!
>Nope. This is a live damn grenade with a fuse made by the lowest bidder.
>"Throw goddamnit!!"
>Throw grenade
>Was awesome 10/10

>>64392208
Too many drunken denizens have been killed by evil white men pass through. And too many evil white men have interfered in indigenous people's affairs when we have sex with our daughters in our front yards.

>>64392196
Wind River is so good. Perfectly captures the ennui of WY. For fun once I slept in my car right across the street from a supposed Sacajawea cemetery up in the wind River meridian somewhere around Riverton. So much beauty, and actually the natives didn't bother me at all. They looked more Siberian than Comanche.

>>64392208
Same. I don't know shit either, but some tv show in the old days showed me the Navajo hwy patrol really like legally stealing guns. They have odd, outside-federal jurisdiction, to which I'm going to ascribe blame for the sub-welfare levels of poverty and disappearances.

Lot of broken homes, beautiful people, lot of veterans. Hope they stay alive and maybe even confederate some more. Lots of them have literal lots in OK (picrel) and the Western half of America, mostly untamed public lands. I've been driving through the scenic byways to collect myself a bit

>>64392383
>beautiful people
200 lbs minimum

>>64392406
The indjuns are the most American of all Americans, so it stands to reason that they'd be the fattest of the fat.
Pic unrelated.

>>64387330
That's literally how to do a rifle inspection, you neverserved faggot.

>>64387869
Go fucking cry about it faggot coward

>>64388904
>female soldiers are increasingly exposed to hazardous situations in training and in combat
Women are the dumbest fucking cunts. They'll whine and whine that they want something, and you keep telling them that they won't like it and that it's dangerous, they keep fucking whining and whining, you finally say "fuck it, fine" and let them do the stupid and dangerous thing they'll hate. First thing they'll do is fucking whine about it.

>>64392428
>Filename
Brings me joy :)

>>64392452
Just use a mirror. Though I'm not one to chastise for suicidal risk

>>64392498
They're children that you can't hit

92G! EAT FOR FREE!

>>64388303
>officer of the deck
>she
Every fucking time

>>64391667
>even in death i still serve

>>64388005
Guess that cruiser found religion

>>64391875
Off topic post.
It's not a fuckup when it's part of the plan.

>shitty boring story that doesn’t belong in the thread
>barely comprehensible story
>white people suck for some reason
>TRANED
10/10 contribution, Jamal.

>>64391667
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!?!

>>64392452
Yeah got me. I never took a shit job for shit pay.
Like the other guy said, $1 clearance telescopic mirror at the auto store. I have never seen a clearance bin without one or the magnet probe.

>>64389700
>that smile
>that damned smile
He knew what he was doing.

>>64392012
>I hid my pocket carry with a phone because I've heard tribal lands can confiscate your guns with no recourse.
They cannot. Indianiggers do not have criminal jurisdiction over not indians even on tribal land. All they can do is trespass you.

>>64387755
Probably the most watched video featuring French-Canadians ever, the second one being the Eryx fail in Afghan.

>>64390224
>Shall I take bridge Ivan
>No, is bomb, everything is bomb

>>64397207
Post guns queer

>>64387299
He actually grenade jumped over the road I was there

>>64392498
Thats not what the article said

>>64390493
>>64390490
Is this peak retardation?