Thread 64399887

thoughts on getting really fat to stop bullets without wearing a vest?

>>64399887 (OP)
doesn't work beyond lol9mm

>>64399887 (OP)
Gaining weight is near impossible for us hard gainers.

>>64400033
Lamarck was right...

>>64400049
That's not lamarckian, but just straight up normal evolution. Non-fatties gets shot and die, fatties get shot and survive.

>>64399887 (OP)
Don't know about getting shot, but I worked with a 860lb woman for a few years and she got hit by a car going 20mph and the car was more fucked up than she was. She could actually still do short 20ft jogs at that weight for a while which was terrifying.

So uhh,, what if I shoot a fatso with hollowpoints? Are they less effective?

>>64400033
>obesity is increasing the number of guns because they're the only effective way to stop an american
Naruhodo

>>64400033
kek

>>64399887 (OP)
I mean, it may prevent it from reaching vital organs... but you've still been shot, are bleeding from an open wound, and have a foreign projectile in your body.... so yeah you could still die.
What even is this thread??

Why not just wear a vest, instead?

>>64400497
it's hot out there

>>64400495
>bleeding
There aren't likely to be any major arteries in all that fat. The bleeding wouldn't be life threatening and there's no immediate life threat; infection is pretty much the only concern

>>64399887 (OP)

Even if you were fat enough to theoretically stop a bull before it reached any major organs, you would still

1. Suffer massive internal and external bleeding

2. Have all of the energy of that bullet released in your body, causing massive organ damage on its own

>>64400593
i'm built different, if i got really angry i think i could just walk it off

>>64400033
So what are you suggesting? People start using harpoons?

it's just tank v dodge build rhetoric. Pick a lane cause meandering on the fence won't grant perks.

>>64400060
But how are they getting laid?

>>64400917
import third worlders to impregnate the obese natives.

>>64400917
The Homo Lipidus has a its origin in the memetic reproduction, it propagates by social coercion, bad "advises" and naturalization. It reproduces even faster than the homo sapiens.

>>64400593
>stop a bull before it reached any major organs
What if your bull is already up in your guts, rearranging your organs?

>>64400944
please try going a whole day without thinking about dicks, anon.

>>64399887 (OP)
>Me who never made it into the store and got got by the gator in the parking lot

>>64400593
Man your life must be full of pain, goddamn imagine being this possessed.

>>64399887 (OP)
Now I want a Paul Harrel meat target with a bunch of sticks of butter in front of the ribs to see if it deflects or slows the bullet in any meaningful way.

Fat piercing bullets, when?

>>64399887 (OP)
Man, these Dahir Insaat videos are getting weird.

>>64400972
Better than being full of lead like Kirk lmao

>>64400033
lol

>>64399887 (OP)
Is the journalist/animator sure the bullet didn't simply miss the insides?

>>64400615
kek

>>64399887 (OP)
I wear my armor wherever I go, you ain't stopping this sheephippo!

>>64400593
>2. Have all of the energy of that bullet released in your body, causing massive organ damage on its own
What energy are you talking about? Bullets have less kinetic energy than the average man's punch, and yet there are no catastrophic organ ruptures in all the street fights that happen when retards get drunk.

Im pretty sure you would need to weigh at least 2500 pounds to have enough fat to slow down a decent round before hitting organs.

>>64403010
A good punch is about 100 foot pounds, same as getting hit by a fastball. The difference compared to bullets is the pressure. Smaller projectile bullets can more easily press thru tissue and get you fucking rekt. Also things get softer at higher velocity collisions. Check out beamng drive crash videos. At high speed collisions the metal in a car acts like play dough.

>>64403964
So exactly like I said.

>>64401995
>>64400593
Do you faggots eat feces while having sex with your father?

>>64403971
100 foot pounds is like a 22lr. Anything bigger will be massively more energetic than a human punch. Your comparison is for the most part unreasonable. For a punch to rival a 9mm energy you would have to freeze mike tyson with his arm raised over his head making a fist and than drop the frozen mike tyson out of a 20 story building onto your head.

>>64400593
But if you are fat enough would you have enough resistance to bounce the bullet back at the attacker?

>>64403976
Oddly specific, anon. Is there something you feel like sharing with the class?
A childhood memory you need help analyzing?

>>64403979
You're speaking utter rubbish, you know. Have you ever gone silhouette shooting? Or shot at metal plates? You could have those plates falling much faster with a punch than any calibre under something like 500SW.

I appreciate that you're probably trolling, but on the off chance that you're not, try going shooting sometime. Do you really think that the recoil force of the gun (action, equal and opposite reaction) of a pistol is equal or greater than dropping a Mike Tyson onto someone's head?