Thread 64402760

how do you prep them to hold off/delay/disrupt the us marines?

try to get on the civilian populations good side, than wage a gorilla war. step one is necessary for that.

>>64402760 (OP)
try to get on the civilian populations good side, than wage a guerrilla war. step one is necessary for that.

>>64402774 (me)
with the help of the civilian population you can send small bands out into the jungle to harass and sabotage US forces. it won't be terribly effective but it will keep them from "winning" and make sure they never feel safe. but alas, you need the support of the civilians for that.

>>64402760 (OP)
>na russkom

>>64402760 (OP)
Fatties fight!

America is land of the fat. OP is a hypocrite.

>>64402760 (OP)
I crash course all willing to fight with General Vo Nguyen Giap's People's War and People's Army. I crash course all officers and higher rank NCO's on all aspects of how the Viet Cong and North Vietnamese Army waged war against the Americans. Dig tunnels, exploit caves and build up caches and jungle/urban weapons depots. Get as many drones as possible. Heavy diplomatic efforts to secure support from Russia, China, Iran, Cuba, North Korea and anyone else pissed off at the United States. Get the war into the American populations faces as quickly and as much as possible. Send sabotage teams to cause as much disruption and instability as possible. Especially targeting infrastructure. The Maduro regime cannot do these things and wage that kind of war and stay in power.. They can't just hide in the jungle and still be functional. So there's nothing they'll do other than roll over when we invade Venezuela or knock them over.

buy them used type 56s from africa and spend the rest on prostitutes for myself

>>64402760 (OP)
Each one get a claymore and is told to go greet the gringos. Of course, that won't do much but once the filthy capitalist yankee pigs have been covered in the Special Chunky Meat Salad a few times, they'll ne too paranoid to occupy the land.
Also, if the gringos fail to come, we can use these lads as crowd control, getting rid of opponents ans of some fat, which is a nice bonus for the national healthcare and, by association, will free some oil income.

>>64402760 (OP)
>how do you prep them to hold off/delay/disrupt the us marines?
Venezuela will have these ladies propose to the Marines, and then the poor grunts will be stuck taking care of these whales.

>>64402822
please understand, there's not much to do while stuck in the gas station queue while waiting for you monthly ration of 20l of low quality gas

>>64402760 (OP)
order them all to identify as transgender Muslim orphan UN journalists of color; they will be invulnerable

>>64402760 (OP)
>put all the women to work as camwhores for the sake of the Bolivarian struggle.
>use the profits from demoralized American coomers to buy loitering munitions and mines.

>>64402760 (OP)
>launch a coup
>oust Maduro
>install the actual winner of the last election

It's a simple process

>>64402760 (OP)
>Distribute weapons to everyone
>Mass produce landmines (glasmine 43-style) and ieds with electric detonators
>Hide in the jungle and start a guerilla
>Negotiate with iran and hezbollah in Paraguay to get anti-drone missiles

If they want to overthrow me for oil i will turn the whole country into a mix of apocalypse now and mad max nightmare.

People ITT have too high expectations of them. I would give them all the MINIMUM level training (basically just how to use a gun) and do the mogadishu swarm tactic with them. Just give ak-47s to everyone! and tell them to take a few potshots and then go and hide (I don't expect them to ACTUALLY fight). Fill all cities with these militias. US marines will be peppered from every direction constantly but the militia will melt away before they can retaliate.

Anyone else think it's hilarious we're using the fake "they have drugs" excuse when our government / military literally controls the drug cartels?

>>64404258
take your meds schizo
If you were serious you'd talk about Perdue Pharaceuticals and the opiod epidemic.

amerimutts about to find out

>>64404260
>muh Perdue
Red herring / sacrificial lamb. Yeah, it's fucked up they were pushing pain pills on people who don't need and lying about the risks, but it's an easily verifiable fact that when Americans were taking legit oxy instead of whatever poison they're selling on the street now, there were less overdoses. The only solution to drug overdoses is a safe, regulated supply, and the only solution to drug addiction is easy and cheap/free access to voluntary treatment.

>>64404260
>>64404266
didn't need them*
But then again, you know all of this already, Todd, and you're just pretending you don't.

>>64402760 (OP)
meal team 6

The Drug War is a failure, and like every war our government fights, both sides are controlled by the people who own our government and only exists to justify their own profits and power.

>>64404266
>>64404267
nigga they almost single-handedly started the opiate epidemic. It has moved on, they've been buckbroken and no longer play any role, but you need to read up on their history and look at the numbers if you think that they didn't get everyone and their mother hooked on oxy first. Almost through sheer sense of purpose and force of will they created a want for heroin in places there was none, moving it from mostly a black people drug to blowing up the urban centers AND the Rust Belt. It's honestly impressive; no drug cartel could have been more ruthless or effective. And they did it all legally.

>>64404292
I bet you think fentanyl was invented in the past 10 years too lmao. People were overdosing and dying like crazy in the 70s and 80s from "China White." The "opiate epidemic" has been going on since we discovered opium, and like I said before
>The only solution to drug overdoses is a safe, regulated supply, and the only solution to drug addiction is easy and cheap/free access to voluntary treatment.
You have literally no argument against this. The Perdue family are evil because they are greedy liars, but that's true for literally the entire American ruling class. There's nothing inherently morally wrong with making and selling any drug, including alcohol or cigarettes or oxycontin.

>>64404283
b-but Trump blew up all those boats with like 6 guys on each woth a million-dollar missile!
Are you seriously saying almost all of /k/ is mentally retarded for clapping like the trained MAGA seals they are over some laughably worthless performative gesture? Are you really saying that???

>>64404299
Worse than that: they're US government employees.

>>64404298
>I bet you think fentanyl
Something being discovered and something becoming a widespread, illegal ECONOMICAL commodity are two very different things.
Look buddy I'm not here to spoonfeed or educate you, the information is out there, from reputable (re: non-"some streamer, or some rando tw*tter account" works with sources one can corroborate) sources. Perdue Pharma moved unimaginae volumes of Oxy until it was one of the most-prescribed drugs; when people got cutoff they moved to heroin. It is all very simple when you simple track Perdue pills being sold vs. opium addiction levels, drug seizures, overdose deaths, etc. It paints a picture even someone like (You) can see. These are all unbiased data sources that, even taken conservatively, all point to the same unmistakeable conclusion: Perdue Pharmaceuticals FLOODED the markets with pills, those pills got people addicted, and the black market filled in the rest: first with heroin (available since 1897) and oxy/other presribed opiates, then followed with fentanyl. Because why smuggle in bulky opiates when you can get hundreds of times more volume amd cut it later? 1 kilo of pure fent is at least 300k doses.
Like I said, all this is exetremy well-documented. Look up opiate deaths over time, and superimpose that graph, in your headbrain, with Perdue oxy sales. Notice anything? Or don't, I really don't care.

>>64404300
>the government needs to pay shills when tens of millions of gullible MAGAtards already do it for free
are (You) retarded also? Perhaps even more so?

>>64404321
China White was incredibly common in the 70s and 80s. You don't know what you're talking about, kiddo.
>>64404323
I didn't say they were paid shills. I said they work for the US government, specifically the US military, but some are law enforcement as well. They shill for free because they genuinely believe it, which is the same reason they work for the feds

>>64404321
>>64404343
Also, overdose deaths have gone up since oxycontin use went done. Are you actually illiterate or something? You seem to be incapable of addressing my points, specifically
>the Sackler family were greedy evil liars like the rest of the class of people who own the US government
>safe supply is the only way to reduce overdose deaths
>cheap, easy to access treatment and an overall improvement in societal wellbeing is the only way to reduce addiction

>>64404168
It may sound simple, but somehow this process never seems to get to the third step. A coup ousts the old strongman, but then when the time comes to install the democratically elected leader, the "temporary" junta just kinda forgets to do that part and continues on as a new regime.

>>64404347
And that's how the US government has come to be a financial and military supporter of 90% of the world's dictatorships and military regimes.

>>64404343
>China White was incredibly common in the 70s and 80s
Real life isn't movies, son. Opiate deaths were nowhere near where they are today, neither in raw numbers or %, and were disproportionately focused in the black community. Heroin was a "black drug", whites either smoked weed or snorted coke. Yes, lots of people did heroin, including some famous white people who OD'd like River Phoenix and John Belluci (speedballs but still technically heroin) and RFK Jr. brother. But that's WHY it was a newsworthy deal: rich whites doing filthy, unglamorous heroin, how awful! Here, buy another magazine.
It was rare outside degenerate "artists" or Vietnam vets. Let me ask you: how big do (You) think the set of Vietnam vets who got addicted, and Hollywood stars who can afford it really is? Comparable to the 100 THOUSAND dead annually.
Again, I will reiterate: look at the fucking numbers you idiot. Here's a freebie
now fuck off and educate yourself

>>64404360
see
>>64404346
>overdose deaths have gone up since oxycontin use went down

>>64404360
>John Belluci
ESL retard detected.

I would say make it expensive to conduct any raids

>>64404373
but anon, half the point of these wars is to justify more spending (war profiteering)

>>64404346
>Also, overdose deaths have gone up since oxycontin use went [down]
Wow, if I didn't know better I'd it was addictive or something!
Now I may be too dang illermerate to know this, but maybe you can help: what happens to an addict when they can't get their fix from the old thing? Do they move on?

>b-but no oxy = no more opiate addicts
Stop being fucking retarded on purpose. A certain percentage of the populace will always need to get high, and until we as a society solves that problem we will always have drug addiction, and everything that comes with.
That being said, now there's a ton of infrastructure built up from Perdue's years. What the fuck did you think would happen, all the heroin/fent pushers would retire? Become Bible salesmen? All those Mexican fent labs are just going to shut it down and their workers get jobs teaching chemistry to community college students?
In the same way the crack epidemic was created by a glut of cheap cocaine, the fent epidemic was created in response to Perdue (mostly) and a few other smaller bit players getting millions of people addicted. It reached a critical mass.

>>64404384
Oh wow, so you're saying that Sackler family were just one part of a much larger system that includes many rich sociopathic families, and they were just one step in a much larger Strategy of Tension designed to make American life just unstable enough to prevent a revolution? Because that's literally what I'm saying, ESL-kun.

>>64404371
auto correct
and before my time
>t. 88fag

>>64404387
I'm not trying to be mean, I legitimately want to know: do you have some kind of massive head injury? Because the way you communicate seriously reminds me of people I've talked to who had TBIs.

>>64404389
You'd know more about that than me

>>64404397
I would, actually, since I worked in public health dealing with addiction and recovery for over a decade, and many people with substance use issues have brain damage for a variety of reasons.

>>64404260
>Perdue Pharaceuticals
Didnt they just pay a small sum to skip jail over the whole opioid shit?

>>64404404
Yes, because they're just one of many rich ruling class families in America that made their fortune from selling drugs, and weren't even among the worst of those families. They were offered up as a sacrificial lamb for the media / populace, but once the story died down, they were given leniency. The system takes care of its own.

>>64404186
based maduroposter

>>64404265
thirdies can't build or operate this kind of technology

>>64404597
Ukraine and Russia are both third world shitholes.

>>64404600
Slavs may not be White but they're only one tier below White. They're geniuses compared to South Americans.

>>64404610
Doesn't negate my point in the least.

>>64404617
There not third world. They're like 1.5 world.

>>64404633
>there
ESL detected; opinion discarded.

>>64404265
Sorta doubt that. Palestinians weren’t able to repeat this against Israel.

>>64402760 (OP)
That fat bitch doesn't need to even pick up a rifle to be dangerous.
You don't understand what this training is about, it's not about making these women combat effective. It's about instilling a fighting ethos in them to make them insurgency effective. Giving them a modicum of discipline so they can be trusted to look after a weapon stash (she's fat enough to have an entire arsenal up her ass and good luck getting a trooper to search it), or hide a fighter or sit at her window day in and day out watching patrols and making note of their movements.
You don't even need a lot of people like this, just 10% of a population will give you an insurgency to worry about.
Letting them have a gun and run around to "feel" like a fighter for a bit is smart and plays to female psychology, so when you take the rifle away and give her a radio or a cell phone she'll remember running around with the gun "like a real soldier" and take heart from it.

>>64404771
>o when you take the rifle away and give her a radio or a cell phone she'll remember running around with the gun "like a real soldier" and take heart from it.
Isn't that basically how it works with the support roles in any military?

It's funny how /k/ has been VGHing over Operation Just Cause for at least a decade and as soon as a similar event arises shills immediately come out of the woodwork to go
>No this is Le Bad actually

>>64404792
Most NATO armies like to try and make sure even support troops can fight in a pinch. Things like Admin Box at Kohima do happen, when the british brigadier and his staff were literally fighting on the front line.

>>64404811
>she thinks /k/ is one person
why do women always make this mistake?

>>64404814
Tell me more, Todd.

>>64404811
I suspect the real shills are the ones trying to tempt America into another disastrous forever war.
Nevermind that Venezeula is an order of magnitude larger in population and territory,

>>64404815
>t. War tourist

>>64404822
I've been using 4chan since 2005.

>>64404819
I'm sorry for knowing military history, I guess.

>>64404265
What pants are those? They remind me a lot of STALKER

>us marines

Send in... the latina strippers.

There's not enough man and material deployed to handle Venezuelan single-mothers on their home turf. Maybe a quick in and out will be planned but that will quickly escalate once happy hour starts and before you know it marines will be dropping down on one knee everywhere.

>>64404771
The demographic that is part of this 'militia' is instantly identifiable both to the locals and anyone from the outside; old fat people by definition have to be regime supporters due to the economic situation. As insurgents they would be turned in or killed by their fellow citizens rather quickly.

>>64404821
Nigga they said the same thing about Panama and Desert Storm

>>64404821
This. Demonic war profiteers want to see the soul of America destroyed and use us as the footsoldiers for their wars for profit.

>>64404837
The entire Venezuelan military and most of the populace supports the government. Why would they attack insurgents fighting against a foreign invasion force? Are you unironically "we will be greeted as liberators" posting?

>>64404821
Difference between Iraq/Afghanistan and Venezuela is the latter won’t require any nation building. Nor would Trump be interested in that. He’d simply restore the democracy that existed prior to Chavez, declare himself the greatest ever and leave.

>>64404853
>most of the populace supports the government
>He actually believes the election results

>>64404861
>>64404857
Nobody actually sincerely holds these beliefs btw. They're just kidding.

>>64404857
>democracy
doesn't exist anywhere on the planet, and never has.

>>64404864
No ones dying for Venezuala.

>>64404871
>No ones

>>64404871
This. All the war talk is just a way to drum up business. Even wars are just to drum up business. I love being ruled over by sociopathic war profiteers who hate life itself!

>>64404880
You're not going to die for a communist shithole you will sit by and seethe about American imperialism as yet another commie nation goes crashing down.

>>64404885
>t. Todd Duquette of Junction City, Kansas

>>64404891
I don't even know what kind of schizophrenic delusions you have but you're spiraling.

>>64404882
>All the war talk is just a way to drum up business. Even wars are just to drum up business.
Well yeah. Everyone knows that lol
>I love being ruled over by sociopathic war profiteers who hate life itself!
I hate it.

>>64404903
hate begets more hate. the only path to victory of boundless love for all of creation. they want you to become as much of a cruel, unfeeling monster as they are.

>>64404850
>>64404882
>Be on weapons board
>Seethe about the le ebin Military Industrial Complex
This would be like an /o/fag being assmad over the auto industry for the lack of walkable cities.

>>64404152
They already do this thoughbeit

>>64404258
You could have said "Mexico and China are much larger drug producers" but you had to go the schizo route

>>64403795
>secure support from Russia, China, Iran, Cuba, North Korea and anyone else pissed off at the United States
Good job, you now have support from a bunch of nations on the other side of the planet (excepting cuba who produce basically no weapons or tech) and you're going to have to somehow sneak any supplies past the USN or USAF
>b-b-b-but just ship them somewhere in South America and move them by land!
Everyone around Venezuela fucking loathes them and will gladly help America secure the overland border, especially to stop war refugees.

>>64404915
I'll care about what you have to say when you lead men to victory in combat.

>>64404921
Fun fact: the definition of schizo is not "notices things that contradict the official US government narrative"

>>64404915
You can like weapons in general and hate wars and shadowy cabals

>>64404853
Every time i question my sanity i open up /k/, read something like this and am reminded that i am objectively a bastion of mental stability and rational thought. Yesterday it was Armchair Warlord that restored my faith in myself, today it was (you)

Thanks comrade!

>Unleashing the whataboutism schizos to obfuscate that Venezuela is the easiest narco state we can topple.
Reminder that schizophrenic tend to have lower IQ on average.

>>64404939
see
>>64404929

>>64404842
And people said the same as you about Afghanistan and Iraq

>>64404929
Sorry I didn't realise Seth Harp said that. His word is gospel

>>64404924
>Quoting Eisenhower of all people for why we shouldn't intervene in Latin America
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_Guatemalan_coup_d%27%C3%A9tat

>>64404946
See
>>64404939
You can't argue the topic you just wanna ketchup about America

>>64404949
He has actual experience in the US military from serving in Iraq. Do you?
>>64404951
I'm quoting Eisenhower to show that people who try to link the idea of the military industrial complex with mental illness are disingenuous shills.

>>64404936
Who do you think makes the weapons faggot?

>>64404959
At least I'm actually an American gun owner and not some Indian in a trollfarm.
>>64404965
Workers make the weapons; it's the criminal owners who profit off the sales.

>>64404969
You are neither and we can tell.

>>64404962
>Uh as a five star general who advocated for a massive military build up against the Soviet Union let me tell you why the defense industry is Le Bad

>>64404962
I guess if he served in Iraq that makes him an expert on foreign policy and I should uncritically trust your claim that the US controls the drug cartels(which you have not even attempted to back up)

STAX0

>>64404973
cope

>>64404258
>>64404929
>

>>64404976
Read it all in his book, The Fort Bragg Cartel, out now through Penguin. https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/730414/the-fort-bragg-cartel-by-seth-harp/
>In December 2020, a deer hunter discovered two dead bodies that had been riddled with bullets and dumped in a forested corner of Fort Bragg, North Carolina. One of the dead men, Master Sergeant William “Billy” Lavigne, was a member of Delta Force, the most secretive “black ops” unit in the military. A deeply traumatized veteran of America’s classified assassination program, Lavigne had done more than a dozen deployments in his lengthy career, was addicted to crack cocaine, dealt drugs on base, and had committed a series of violent crimes before he was mysteriously killed. The other victim, Chief Warrant Officer Timothy Dumas, was a quartermaster attached to the Special Forces who used his proximity to clandestine missions to steal guns and traffic drugs into the United States from abroad, and had written a blackmail letter threatening to expose criminality in the special operations task force in Afghanistan.
>As soon as Seth Harp, an Iraq war veteran and investigative reporter, begins looking into the double murder, he learns that there have been many more unexplained deaths at Fort Bragg recently, other murders connected to drug trafficking in elite units, and dozens of fatal overdoses. Drawing on declassified documents, trial transcripts, police records, and hundreds of interviews, Harp tells a scathing story of narco-trafficking in the Special Forces, drug conspiracies abetted by corrupt police, blatant military cover-ups, American complicity in the Afghan heroin trade, and the pernicious consequences of continuous war.

>>64404989
see
>>64404991

>>64404986
Oh you're the schizo OP of the "SAA" thread that calls everyone Todd.

>>64405016
>schizo
Anyway, let's see your guns, Ranjeet.

>>64405020
I thought I was Todd.

>I'm a proud American gun owner
>Which is why I hate gun companies, support Venezuela, and want you to read this book written by a shitlib journalist who defends Somalian pirates
Maybe this place is more your speed
https://www.reddit.com/r/liberalgunowners/

>>64405033
I don't support any government on the planet, and I'm not a liberal. I am a staunch American nationalist and a socialist, but you can just call me a National Socialist for ease.

Hey Todd's in your walls right now eating your drywall! Shoot him!

>Lolbertarian NatSoc
The memes write themselves

>>64404833
It’s super disappointing and indicative of the state of this board that it took almost 100 posts for someone to make this joke. I hate 3rd worlders so much it’s unreal

>>64405042
I'm not a lolbert; I've had a similar political progression to Mussolini.

Quick reminder this fag also wasted his money on a "Constitutional Studies" degree

>>64405044
What I love about /k/ is that it's a bunch of turdies calling Americans turdies for not supporting the feds enough as if hating the government isn't the most American and patriotic act possible lmao

>>64405047
How could I waste money on a degree when I only went to college for a semester and a half and my parents paid for all of it out of pocket? I didn't get a degree, and I didn't spend any money on college.

>>64405056
>I didn't waste my money on degree
>I'm actually collage drop out
Is that supposed to be any better?

>>64405055
>he thinks Americans support the government
kek, you have to be trolling. there is no way you're actually this sillybrained.

>kek
Only browns and mental cases say kek in 2025.

>>64405049
>I hate the government which is why I want a more authoritarian government

>>64405061
>collage
ESLtard detected. yes saar i am of kindly applying to collage saar

>>64405062
Maybe we need to conquer other nations like a proper fascist government to boost approval.

>>64405062
>that spike in 2002
the post-9/11 propaganda really did a number on this country

>>64405068
Imperialism is what killed Fascism in Italy. There's a reason it survived in Spain, and it's because they refused to take part in imperialist wars of aggression. Imperialism and warmongering destroy the soul of a nation, and the biggest lesson to learn from the 20th century Fascist projects is to reject those evils.

>>64405073
Post 9/11 was based and I'm tired of pretending it was a bad thing

>>64405077
Every fascist government engages in aggression. A strong state needs an eternal enemy.

>>64405081
>source: the lady on the TV told me

>>64405085
What lady? Is her name Todd too?

>>64402760 (OP)

Preemptively import a bunch of violently anti-American leftists from the rest of the continent, the Carlos Latuff types, keep them well fed and train them with old Vietcong training manuals.

Lord knows, we've pissed off so much of our own population we may as well just bring in the foreign fighters now.

Also offer to help launder money for the Russians and Iranians if they supply me with drones, lots of them, EW equipment too if they have any.

>>64405091
>we've pissed off so much of our own population we may as well just bring in the foreign fighters now
be careful, the resident glowie shill is going to call you a schizo for saying the US government pisses off Americans

>>64405091
>the Carlos Latuff types
They would be too busy masturbating to cuck porn

>>64404831
Looks like a copy of one of the Striker pants from UF Pro

>>64405098

I was speaking from the perspective of the Venezuelans

>>64405240
Nobody cares about the Venezuelans, Anon. They're not people, you don't have to pretend they matter. Next time, be born less brown.

>>64404853
>most of the populace supports the government
Why don't they fucking stay in Venezuela then?

>>64405081
That can be as vague as
>the communist agitators hiding among us
though

You give up the cities and go hide in the jungle. Thats literally all you can do.

>>64405266
Obviously that means that the ones who stayed love the government, that is why by losing 20% of it's population in four years Cuba has become militarily invincible by shedding the wavering classes. Venezuela must by definition also have a completely loyal population given their emigration rate, westerners have difficulty understanding such advanced tactics. For real information check out TG channels like Intello Salsa Z.

>>64402760 (OP)
i surrender and switch sides

>>64402760 (OP)
I finally initiate the coup.

>>64405329
Isn't that literally what our government does with the Strategy of Tension? Every accusation is a confession with neoliberals.

>>64403795
The Amazon jungle is almost completely inhospitable compared to Vietnam, and the Vietnamese also had 2 neighbouring friendly states (North Vietnam, communist controlled Laos) to ferry reinforcements and arms to the south along the Ho Chi Minh trail. The idea that fighters were all a bunch of peasant sharpshooters only armed with an AK is a myth. something like one million professional NVA troops were operating in the south at any time being supplied, equipped and coordinated by North Vietnam. Venezuela doesn't have anything remotely comparable set up to keep a resistance going long term

>>64406214
The Vietnam War is heavily obscured by a hyperfocus on conscripted Americans patrolling Southern Vietnam and most people forget that the 72-75 conflict was Korean War tier with open tank battles amongst other stuff

>>64406234
also the Ho Chi Minh trail wasn't a footpath through the jungle, it was a bona fide highway maintained and regularly expanded by a logistical and engineering corps, it was legit one of the most impressive logistical feats of 20th century warfare on the same tier as Mulberry harbours

>>64402774
>get on the civilian population's good side
Welp, the Venezuelan government's fucked.

>>64405063
Idk I used to play wow so I thought it was cringe but goreleaf says kekaroo all the time and it made it funny again.

>>64406318
yeah, that was the point. without the support of the civilians they can't do anything.

>>64405374
Is this a joke?
The last election had the opposition at 70% of the vote before Maduro shut down the polls, people will be rioting on the streets the moment that the mericans start dropping bombs.

>>64404404
That's because they hardly did anything wrong.

>>64402760 (OP)
We gonna get all the drones and grenades we can, mine all the roads with nonmagnetic shaped charges, rustle up a bunch of rpg-7s and used tires to shoot down helicopters America loves using, fill the people's heads with hispanic nationalist conquistador propaganda, blow up any winning hearts and minds soup kitchens, take any female us soldiers captive and show them being our love slaves, tryn get some short range missiles off Russia or China, disrupt global shipping with kamikaze submarines, post sexy photos of our victories and make American thots come fight with us, etc
>>64403795
This guy my left tenant

>>64407103
>Is this a joke?
Yes it is you idiot.

Obviously you didn't notice that it was meant to be a sarcastic post, you just outed yourself as a ESL shill. I shill for the DPRK who have hardest language on earth to understand but i'm not as dumb as you.

>>64405374
>>64407103
>>64407684
>For real information check out TG channels like Intello Salsa Z.

Are people really this stupid?

>>64402760 (OP)
every fat assed venezuelan woman seduces as many marines as they can and gives them syphilis

>>64407684
>I shill for the DPRK who have hardest language on earth to understand
oh come on they cant all be illiterate im sure some of them can spell

>>64407684
>you just outed yourself as a ESL shill
Only americans are this dense THOUGH

>>64402760 (OP)
Shoot Maduro in the head, commit to democratic elections.
Venezuela has one of the worst militaries in the known world, they have nothing capable of fielding, and even the Taliban were better equipped.

You cant win...merely try not to loose less >>64402760 (OP)

>We are facing a superior military power intent on regime change.

>A full-scale conventional conflict is unwinnable. Our strategic objective is not victory, but unacceptable cost imposition. We must make any intervention so protracted and costly that its perceived benefit to the adversary is nullified.

>We have a limited window, estimated at three months, before the potential onset of decisive air strikes.

>Direct conventional retaliation, such as attacking US naval assets, plays into the enemy's desire for a casus belli and must be avoided.

(Information & Digital Security)

Total Communications Audit: All military and government digital networks, computers, and phones are to be immediately sequestered and audited. We must assume the NSA has compromised our systems and knows everything.

Shift to Analog Protocols: Critical military command and control will transition to semi-analog,wired, secure-line systems to create a temporary, defensible communications bubble during preparation.

Cyber Dispersal: Our cyber teams are to be dispersed to hidden locations nationwide. Their mission is threefold: generate revenue for the war effort, gather intelligence on US plans, and conduct counter-intelligence to identify internal threats.

Control the Information Space: All public-facing networks and social media will be transitioned to state-controlled platforms. We will immediately begin migrating from US-based services to allied (Chinese/Russian) alternatives.

>>64410247
(Physical Security and Deception)

Asset Mobility: Immediate and constant rotation of all air assets, ammunition depots, and air defense systems. Static targets are doomed targets.

Operational Hardening: Begin drills to operate with minimal infrastructure and communication, preparing our forces for the "shock and awe" of degraded environments.Buy a bunch drone frame and computers from china before strikes begin and any cheap encrypted telecom equipment and Electronic ware systems.
Lots of fiber optic cables.

Infrastructure Resilience: All critical power stations and infrastructure are to be hardened. A strategic reserve of spare parts for all essential utilities will be procured and stored in a secure, neutral third country to facilitate rapid repair.

Denial of Surveillance: Key roads and areas around sensitive sites will be covered to mitigate satellite and aerial tracking of movement. Basically Tarp over every road .
Smoke or burn tires to obscure satellite recon.

(Internal Security & Political Measures)

Counter-Intelligence Purge: Any military or government personnel with documented sympathies for the US, or whose electronic records place them in contact with US diplomatic facilities, will be detained. This is not a punitive measure but a protective one—to remove them as potential targets for coercion or recruitment. Their families will be secured humanely to deny the enemy leverage.

>>64402760 (OP)
Kill maduro, get the reward.

>>64410273
(Diplomatic & External Strategy)

Our survival likely depends on external patronage. We must leverage our strategic assets to secure a powerful ally.

The Beijing Proposal: We will dispatch an emissary to China with a blank check and a singular mission. We will offer them exclusive, long-term rights to our national oil reserves in exchange for a comprehensive package..basically sell the country:

Advanced anti-air defense systems.

Real-time intelligence and logistical support.

Economic sustenance to withstand sanctions.

Framing the conflict as an opportunity for China to test its next-generation military technology against US systems in a real-world scenario.

Information Warfare Support: We will request Chinese and any allies assist in a global information campaign, highlighting to Latin American nations that the Trump administration's actions will inevitably lead to the deaths of their citizens as seen by carribean strikes.


Honestly .....its a fucking longshot....

>>64402760 (OP)
>Irrelevant shithole
>Delay or disrupt the US Marines

You don't. You kiss your ass goodbye just in case and then try your best to flee the country. Dying of starvation in the jungle will be better than the fate reserved for the Venezuelans. Shouldn't have fucked with the oil companies, Paco.

>>64404346
>cheap, easy to access treatment and an overall improvement in societal wellbeing is the only way to reduce addiction
Not him, but that point above is a lot in and of itself. There's a massive shortage of psych workers: everyone from psychologists, therapists, outreach workers, volunteers, all in very short supply.
Talked to my neurologist about it once, he says the psych part of the brain simply doesn't pay enough to justify the cost of student loans.
To do what sounds really simple, would take a revolution in how we value society and human beings as a whole, not to mention getting wages high enough to make it an appealing career path

>>64404401
>>64404389
I'm not trying to take anything from you personally, but I'm noticing that suddenly everyone on /k/ are now suddenly experts in neurology with specialty in TBIs

>>64404833
Sexy latinas are my kryptonite

>>64404929
>definition of schizo
The other definition is
>someone who is so off the fucking rails they are absolutely insistent that everyone else but them is misguided

>>64404989
>meme quote he saved to his images folder
>believing that somalians are anything but Islamic animalistic fraudsters
Truly fucking delusional. At a minimum efficacious dose, lithium does not have the side effects the media has suggested through the years, go get a 'script, it's cheap
Yep, sure showed us

>>64405029
No, I AM TODD

>>64405063
>kek
Sometimes tradition is worth upholding

I'd mine the fuck the Colombian border and disperse the troops. Americans 1. Won't send troops in jungles and 2. They don't have shells for a long bombing campaign.
So the most realistic scenario is invasion of "opposition" forces supported by Colombian army units from behind the Colombian border under the umbrella of the American air support.

>>64404989
>meme quote he saved to his images folder
>believing that somalians are anything but Islamic animalistic fraudsters
Truly fucking delusional. At a minimum efficacious dose, lithium does not have the side effects the media has suggested through the years, go get a 'script, it's cheap