>>64404003 (OP)
I was at this ghetto grocery store in line with this ragged crack-nigger ahead of me. He started talking shit and telling the cashier the register is "mah money". I had my M&P subcompact and he had available means and displayed threat.
But he was a stupid nigger paying no attention so I hit him (it) really fucking hard with a can of pumpkin filling.
He (object) fell to the ground screaming shit and bleeding everywhere so I sat with security for half an hour till a cop showed up and I explained he (thing) was being a nigger.
I guess I knocked him (item) retarded because he tried to sue me for making him disabled and half blind. Summarily dismissed.
I think subcompacts are bullshit you don't need anything less than 4.5" barrel.