Thread 64406616

>unathletic white male in 25-45 age bracket wearing a balaclava
>content ranges from discussing tactical nylon products to rifle builds to basic small unit tactics usually framed around imaginary warlike scenarios
>no military experience, often regurgitates freely available information and prefaces it with "I'm just a regular guy so take what I say with a grain of salt"
>unsubtle references to dated reddit-tier anti-government memes
>I want to keep my identity concealed so the government doesn't know who I am
The shit which annoys me the most is the fucking balaclavas. Bunch of pathetic manchild faggots too embarrassed about their fastasy army man larp hobby to show their faces to the camera and face the people they see at work every day mocking them for playing rambo in their back yards.

I just got radiation burns from that glow.

>>64406616 (OP)
https://youtu.be/xLyGVJAT02A

>>64406636
Kek

Yeah we all hate PSR here you're not special

fuck ya
mudda
you're all going in the report

>>64406636
kek

>>64406726
who

>>64406616 (OP)
are you complaining about all those small literally who channels that don't get any views? if so, fuck off. no one cares.

>>64406616 (OP)
odd you'd leave out how most of them are also slavaboos but anyway to your guys i'd also add these obnoxious faggots

>>64406616 (OP)
I agree the LARP and SHTF stuff is beyond played out, but there’s only so many ways you can make a channel about guns within jewtube’s guidelines and stay entertaining.

>>64407013
This has to be satire, there's no way a person lives their life this scared all the time.

>>64407128
mountain men are a weird bunch

>>64406726
>PSR
>Administrative Results
>literaly half the people who show up on FocusTripp streams
>even airsoft youtube channels have people in balaclavas

>>64407128
A not insignificant percentage of larperators also happen to be schizos

>>64407013
>Orthodox
What is it about this specific brand of Christianity that seems to attract all the weirdos?

>>64407202
They're all contrarian terminally online tards. Orthodoxy pretty much only exists in the West because people think it's le heckin based

>>64406616 (OP)
What's worse is the actual veterans who say the exact same retarded bullshit, but without the "I might be an idiot" caveat.

>>64407202
The Orthodox Church is popular with Ameritard Russophiles who believe Putin is upholding traditional values.

>>64406616 (OP)
>How dare people have fun and make some ad revenue off it maybe
Lmao, cope and seethe, glownigger
>But they’re being CRINGE
Yes. Counter-point: where do you think you are?

>>64407032
We need more channels that rip off FPSRussia’s gimmick and just shoot stuff while talking in funny accents. Just think of the possibilities:
>FPSChina
>FPSSweden
>FPSItaly
>FPSScotland
>FPSPirate
>FPSTrump
>FPSShatner
>FPSKarloff
>FPSElvis
>FPSSchwarzenegger
It’s too bad YouTube soft-banned shooting tannerite since FPSRussia was shooting washing machines full of it and making huge explosions.

>>64407272
I had an idea for a channel that's done entirely in broken French both to torture English and French viewers. J'ai etudie le francais pour un an et c'est tres merde mais bon assez pour mon objectif

>>64406616 (OP)
These channels still exist? I thought they were all in on the government being their best friend now that their guy is in charge.

>>64406616 (OP)
shit I just got a wool balaclava so that I can take pictures of men's assholes outside in the wintertime, am I a fag too?

>>64407281
A great idea because the French are cunts about foreigners speaking the language with a slight accent. I love French women though.

>>64407128
if only you knew (he became a meme shortly after and everyone shat on him)

>>64407013
Is this the same retard who killed his poor rooster for doing its job

>>64407409
Wow what a fag. When my rooster clawed my kid we all laughed after kicking it away. Whats the point of a cock who wont fight?

>>64407413
the one and only

>>64407434
Yeah, supremely gay. I was good friends with my rooster, he'd attack anyone else and was basically my personal guard dog. If I needed personal space I'd just go out back, light up a smoke, and know Craig would stop anyone from speaking to me

>>64407409
>a fucking shockwave
lol
lmao, even

>>64407128
Do you honestly think guys who constantly fantasize about getting into extremely violent situations where they killed people are of sound psychological mind?

>>64406616 (OP)
>I want to keep my identity concealed so the government doesn't know who I am
This is the one that always gets me laughing. Bitch, you're posting videos on Youtube. If the glowies want your ass, you've already given them everything they need to get it.

>>64407472
I don’t think it’s the government so much as it is they don’t want their irl acquaintances to know they own a lot of guns. It sets you up to be burglarized.

>>64407013
I watched this dude live stream about all the wrong takes about 2A

I cant fucking stand faggots that think you need to be uber religious to be a trained gun owner or some shit. Its fucking spiritual larp and it makes me fucking cringe. Those are two are not mutually exclusive.

Same with Myer Flyer and AATH. I enjoyed their content at first because I thought they were being ironic gun shitposters, but now I realize theyre actually just retarded.

He has an hour long rant about why Dirty Civilian is wrong. Maybe he has a point about outdated tactics, but he's just some zoomer larper. Im going to take Dirty Civilians advice over some kid who makes cringe gun edits with fireworks as pretend explosives.

>>64407485
A lot of these schizos genuinely aren't tech-savvy enough to realise that having a VPN and hiding your face is barely a speedbump if law enforcement (let alone glowies) are genuinely out for your ass.

>>64407281
>>64407369
Make it Jèrrais for extra French seethe and the fact only a handful of people will understand it anyway

>>64407013
>>64407409
This is some massive attention whore shit.

>>64407582
Anyone who posts regularly on twitter is a massive faggot

>>64407272
>channel named FPSCary
>it’s not about concealed carry at all
>just some guy shooting guns while doing a Cary Grant impression

>>64407272
Its not 2012 anymore anon
That would stop being funny after like 3 videos

>>64407013
>I got scared by regular woodland noises so I took a pic of my flashlight and my handgun and posted them to twitter
LMAO what a fag.

>>64407613
>Its not 2012 anymore anon
Don’t remind me :(

>>64407409
He just wanted chicken that night and needed an excuse.

Also whenever I read or hear "PNW" I think of the Polish night vision goggles with the big IR light on the helmet

>>64407641
kek aren't you the convicted felon who can't legally own guns and who owns one black powder pistol

>>64407272
>tfw no FPSNigger

>>64407661
All I said was that iraqi had it coming

>>64407013
>when a city slicker steps 10 feet into the woods

>>64406996
But he's the exact opposite of what OP said

>>64406616 (OP)
All of these niggas get mogged by literally anyone, such is the case for many antisocial paranoid spergs

>>64407666
I feel very at peace when I'm innawoods. Fuggers will spend more time freaking out over hearing a branch snap from a deer than enjoying Gods beautiful creations

>>64406616 (OP)
>no military experience
This is what I've never understood. Why do people listen to people who have never done [thing] give lessons on how to do [thing]? Like Lucas Botkin clearing rooms and shit. No doubt he can outshoot me, but when it comes to battlefield tactics, the fuck does he know that wikiHow doesn't?

>>64407614
>>64407666
If I didn't know what elk mating calls sounded like and I was out in the woods at night and heard one I would genuinely cry in fear. Though that has hardly anything to do with his post. I was just thinking about that scenario recently and this reminded me of it.

>>64407816
The neverserved cope arguments usually go like
>I can read the ranger handbook alone in my house and be just as good as the professional military despite never having worked in any kind of team environment or rehearsed any of the shit I briefly skimmed over once 5 years ago
>SOF pays civilian competitive shooters to teach them how to shoot pistols so therefore civilians know more about shooting than the military
>the GWOT has been over for years therefore all veteran opinions are null and void and some fat retard larper who has never been in a fistfight is just as qualified to talk about hostage rescue CQB

>>64407850
This picture is still relevant five years later.

>>64407409
You know he doesn't even specify if the chicken was still attacking the kid. Either he ran off to grab his cool meme shotgun after there was no danger to shoot a bird for twitter then found out he can't even post it on twitter, or he risked shooting his fucking nephew with a 12 gauge for no reason.

american shit is cancer

>>64406616 (OP)
I also don't care for this new breed of LARPerator, but thankfully I can't see them after being blinded by your radiant glow.

>>64407904
oh shit i remember that saffer anon he was based

so you'd be ok with it if athletic 45-55yo daddies showered you with options for the boog™?

>>64407013
>I prayed for the first time in many years
All I needed to read. Sick of these idiots who make Christianity/Catholicism/Orthodoxy an exercise in faggotry. I have a coworker who converted to Christianity while his parents are atheist, he does the whole 9s you'd expect of a Christian yet has absolutely no need to act like this kind of "tradcath" performative faggot

>>64406616 (OP)
They all have autism unironically, normal people don't want to shoot their neighbors

>>64408457
I definitely would. With my cock.

>>64407816
>>64407850
>>64407904
FYI you don't have to be a ZOGbot to know about guns. I'll let you in on a little secret though: All those LARP boogaloo channels only exist because it's safe-edgy approved for youtube content. As >>64407613 said, it's not 2012 anymore. You can't exactly get away with making videos dedicated to defending yourself during a chimpout anymore. You have to pussyfoot around the issue by saying you're training for le TEOTWAWKI or being le ebin blackwater mercenary or le Chicom invasion or whatever pie-in-the-sky excuse will get by the censors.

>>64408267
Convertards are some of the most pathetic people on the planet. Sorry, but the marriage and the government changing the state religion are the most legitimate reasons to convert. "The internet told me it was based" is pathetic.

>>64406616 (OP)
They also have a capeshit understanding of civil wars. A civil war is most an increase in violent crime with politicized police or paramilitary security forces that look the other way. The situation you're more likely to deal with is that the neighbor that hates you tattles to paramilitaries that break in and disappear you. Or they just murder you and lie that you are [Bad Guy Team] to get away with it, and it works.

We saw this in Kansas in the American Civil War, The Troubles, the FARC War. It's far more typical. Becoming and epic chungus lone wolf guerilla is capeshit with guns.

>>64407128
Its schizophrenia, anon. Unironically. He just got a little antsy feeling being alone in the dark in the forest, which is a completely natural human reaction.
The way he processess these feelings is not, but there is a clear indiciation that he is overwhelmed, thats where the appeal to higher powers and the unknown comes from.

>>64408457
>>64408649
Has she ever revealed which Glock pistol is her favorite?

>>64406616 (OP)
Just stop watching them? I'm not seeing the problem here.

>>64407013
Isn't this the orthobro that got asshurt that his customers had the temerity to actually use the free shipping he offered and tried to bully them into giving him money afterwards?

>>64407449
>past tense

Did you eat him?

>>64406616 (OP)
>nooooooo you didnt eat taco bell MRIs in iraq while sitting around twiddling your thumbs like i did, you can never discuss anything regarding martial tactics ever!!!
Why are some veterans like this?

>>64408684
17L

>>64406616 (OP)
>unathletic
I hate this
I asked GT one time he was in a thread here if he was planning to do fitness-guns content and he said he was keen
That was before he got on TRT and bloated up
The cheekgun guy looks in shape at least

>>64406616 (OP)
not even a real channel.

>>64406616 (OP)
That's like most people on this board. Plate carriers? Chest rigs? Really?

>>64408727
Not me, im a navy seal with over 300 confirmed kills

>>64406636
ROTFLMAO

>>64408695
Veterans are like those fags who peaked in high school. They had a government job for four years in their 20's and made it their whole personality for the rest of their lives.
>>64408698
Why'd she discontinue it then?

>>64407409
>Didn't even shed blood
Not a biblically sanctioned killing

>>64406616 (OP)
I thought you were talking about PSR for a minute.
99% of guntube channels are dog shit aimed at kids