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Anonymous No.64409136 [Report] >>64409144 >>64409160 >>64409170 >>64409171 >>64409185 >>64409201 >>64409246 >>64409247 >>64409539 >>64409555 >>64409560 >>64409588 >>64409706 >>64411598 >>64411615 >>64411628 >>64412097 >>64412113 >>64412893 >>64415065 >>64416442
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.64409144 [Report] >>64409784 >>64409911 >>64410004 >>64412410
>>64409136 (OP)
Two more weeks until the eggs will be measured...
Anonymous No.64409160 [Report]
>>64409136 (OP)
Holly shit
Anonymous No.64409170 [Report] >>64412136
>>64409136 (OP)
looks like my ballsack
Anonymous No.64409171 [Report] >>64409190 >>64409192 >>64409205 >>64409206 >>64409229 >>64411615 >>64412139 >>64412398 >>64415513
>>64409136 (OP)
For what purpose?
Anonymous No.64409185 [Report] >>64411615
>>64409136 (OP)
spikes are cool. that's a fact
the ossification of a temporary sign of an operational grouping is very symbolic of this retarded operation. less cool
Anonymous No.64409190 [Report]
>>64409171
ERA bricks ran out, pls understand.
Anonymous No.64409191 [Report] >>64411615
The AIDS virus has caused some mutations. The carriers develop natural spikes and seek to infect others with the RUSKIY MIR pathogen.
Anonymous No.64409192 [Report] >>64409206
>>64409171
Kontakt-62
Anonymous No.64409201 [Report]
>>64409136 (OP)
>hits the first wheel with drone
Anonymous No.64409205 [Report] >>64413445 >>64418362
>>64409171
That's a smoke/training version of the TM-62 landmine, indicated by the green cap. They are rigging them to use as smoke screens.
Anonymous No.64409206 [Report]
>>64409171
for balance and fairness purposes. You know how some bosses are mostly immune to damage other than in a very specific and obvious weak spot? Like that, but also a gesture of good will.

>>64409192
Heh.
Anonymous No.64409229 [Report] >>64418362
>>64409171
Smoke variant of the TM-62. You'll see this on rando BMPs (when they weren't extinct) and turtle tank configs. More rarely you actually see footage of one fruitlessly trying to screen with it. Guess their engine smoke system is out of service but that's expected for the turtle tanks and other dredged up armor that's being used in these recent assaults
Anonymous No.64409246 [Report] >>64412087
>>64409136 (OP)
>e
Why would RT show this off?
Anonymous No.64409247 [Report] >>64409270 >>64409811
>>64409136 (OP)
they should try to put some spikes on their oil depots
Anonymous No.64409268 [Report]
>block tucha launchers with retarded cages
>slap some smoke mines to the sides
smekalka)))
Anonymous No.64409270 [Report] >>64409303 >>64409447 >>64411424
>>64409247
How are there still viable oil depot targets in Crimea?
Anonymous No.64409303 [Report]
>>64409270
they repaired the old ones they hit.
Anonymous No.64409447 [Report]
>>64409270
crimea is a heavily defended area when it comes to air defense. allowing it to be bombed is to allow territory that has theoretically been russian for over a decade to be bombed. it's why it's got more advanced systems present than even contested areas of the front. if they let it get bombed because they don't actually care about it or it isn't strategically valuable enough to defend, the entire casus belli is thrown into doubt.
Anonymous No.64409539 [Report]
>>64409136 (OP)
WAAAAAAAAAAGH
Anonymous No.64409555 [Report] >>64409561 >>64413447
>>64409136 (OP)
The Ziggers are never beating the ork allegations, are they?
Anonymous No.64409560 [Report] >>64409563 >>64409982
>>64409136 (OP)
The ukraine, sponsored, supplied and supervised by NATO is losing to this?
Anonymous No.64409561 [Report]
>>64409555
Trips of truth.
Anonymous No.64409563 [Report] >>64409593 >>64409787
>>64409560
No.
Anonymous No.64409588 [Report] >>64413389
>>64409136 (OP)
nice
Anonymous No.64409593 [Report] >>64409607 >>64410003
>>64409563
This has nothing to do with the war or the economy, they just realized they're in Russia.
Anonymous No.64409607 [Report] >>64414570
>>64409593
>nothing to do with the war or the economy
it do be though
Anonymous No.64409706 [Report]
>>64409136 (OP)

WE'LL MAKE IT ORKY
Anonymous No.64409784 [Report] >>64410004 >>64413174
>>64409144
I often visit square with this apartment complex.
Its cute.
And one buddy lived there. Imagine your house been a world known meme.
Anonymous No.64409787 [Report]
>>64409563
This is a good thing
Anonymous No.64409811 [Report] >>64409904 >>64409924
>>64409247
I want more footage of UN trucks getting hit
Anonymous No.64409904 [Report]
>>64409811
Anonymous No.64409911 [Report] >>64409919 >>64410047 >>64413267
>>64409144
Anonymous No.64409919 [Report]
>>64409911
Keked and checked.
Anonymous No.64409924 [Report]
>>64409811
This, but unironically.
Anonymous No.64409969 [Report]
The purpose is obvious and apparent. Stop pretending.
Anonymous No.64409982 [Report]
>>64409560
Losing what? Aksing becuase it can't be the war, given they're objectively winning that.
Anonymous No.64409984 [Report]
What matters is the blyat
Anonymous No.64410003 [Report] >>64414570
>>64409593
>the state being unable to pay wages has nothing to do with the economy
The "best" part is that I can see vatniggers unironically arguing this.
Anonymous No.64410004 [Report] >>64410015 >>64411376
>>64409144
that's a good pic. Have another one.

>>64409784
>Its cute.
Much cuteness.
Anonymous No.64410015 [Report]
>>64410004
Anonymous No.64410047 [Report] >>64413451 >>64415306
>>64409911
heh
Anonymous No.64411376 [Report]
>>64410004
kino
Anonymous No.64411424 [Report]
>>64409270
Strategic bombing is a long term commitment - you bomb shit, they repair it, you bomb it again
that is how you deny capability in the long term
Anonymous No.64411598 [Report]
>>64409136 (OP)
Zanic the Zoviet Hedgehog
Anonymous No.64411615 [Report] >>64411635 >>64412420 >>64412880 >>64413359 >>64413431 >>64413819 >>64415492
>>64409136 (OP)
>>64409171
>>64409185
GOIDAH!!!
OSSIFICATION OF GOOIIIIIDAAAAAHHH!!!!

>>64409191
AIDS has become GOIDA!
Anonymous No.64411628 [Report]
>>64409136 (OP)
Looks like Godzilla, or one of those caterpillars.
Anonymous No.64411635 [Report]
>>64411615
is bro the final form of ruzzification?
Anonymous No.64412087 [Report]
>>64409246
The Russians take pride in their smellkaka
Anonymous No.64412097 [Report]
>>64409136 (OP)
The real-life AIslopification of the Russian armored branch was not on my bingo card in 2023
Anonymous No.64412113 [Report] >>64412232 >>64416464
>>64409136 (OP)
I know the crew isn't going to get out of that tank, but how do they get in?
Anonymous No.64412136 [Report]
>>64409170
Anonymous No.64412139 [Report]
>>64409171
smelkaka))
Anonymous No.64412232 [Report] >>64412296
>>64412113
Through the bottom
Anonymous No.64412296 [Report]
>>64412232
Russian's are usually entered from the bottom
Anonymous No.64412398 [Report]
>>64409171
"anty-trofy" system
Anonymous No.64412410 [Report]
>>64409144
Welcome to City 17
Anonymous No.64412420 [Report] >>64413447
>>64411615
You almost can't hate this guy for how exactly he looks like a supervillain.
>GENTLEMEN, I LOVE WAR
Anonymous No.64412880 [Report] >>64415524
>>64411615
Same energy
Anonymous No.64412893 [Report] >>64413403
>>64409136 (OP)
The huge boxy ones, actually do work as intented and can take hits from FPV drones while also serving as troop and supply transport, but they're way more time consuming to make.
Anonymous No.64413174 [Report]
>>64409784
It's an apartment building?
I thought it was an office building or some institute
Anonymous No.64413267 [Report] >>64415277
>>64409911
Anonymous No.64413359 [Report] >>64415475 >>64415515
>>64411615
Goidaman is peak generic Russian badguy from central casting. Looks like his head would melt and explode if you opened the Arc of the Covenant nearby.
Anonymous No.64413389 [Report]
>>64409588
Funny because the vultures are remnant russians in the setting
Anonymous No.64413403 [Report] >>64413476
>>64412893
I wonder why they don't just drop a bunch of thermite on top of the cage. It's not an instant KO but in theory wouldn't it eat through the cage and hull in a minute or two?
Anonymous No.64413431 [Report] >>64413650
>>64411615
Where the fuck did this guy go? He was a billion times more entertaining than Solovyov and his gay little playground insults.
Anonymous No.64413445 [Report] >>64416576
>>64409205
but why
don't tell me they're running out of smoke grenades
Anonymous No.64413447 [Report]
>>64409555
>beating the ork allegations
They lean into it.

>>64412420
>>GENTLEMEN, I LOVE WAR
I wasn't the only one who thought it.
Anonymous No.64413451 [Report]
>>64410047
>Яндeкc
Yandex reverse-image search has gone to absolute shit now, the 'similar images' feature was such a good source of ancient macros and shit you can't find anymore.
Anonymous No.64413476 [Report] >>64413569
>>64413403
Well you need thermite on a drone for that
Anonymous No.64413569 [Report] >>64416277
>>64413476
Well they already use them to burn treelines don't they
Anonymous No.64413650 [Report] >>64413672
>>64413431
all the good posters and lolcows on russia's side (prigo, girkin, murz) got acked, only the retarded infogypsies are left now.
Anonymous No.64413672 [Report]
>>64413650
On self-reflection, it's really weird that I'm still sad about the death of a Russian warlord. This timeline is fucked up.
Anonymous No.64413704 [Report] >>64413710 >>64413864 >>64413953 >>64419398
Pokrovsk about to fall.

What's the next city to build defenses? Pavlohrad? Dnipro?
Anonymous No.64413710 [Report]
>>64413704
don't you feel embarrassed posting this for the second year straight?
Anonymous No.64413819 [Report]
>>64411615
wtf I love this guy now
Anonymous No.64413864 [Report]
>>64413704
>Pokrovsk about to fall.
Two more years, eh?
Anonymous No.64413923 [Report] >>64413952
If Ziggers are struggling so hard with pokrovsk, imagine what happens when (if) they hit the twin cities.
Anonymous No.64413952 [Report] >>64414331 >>64414538
>>64413923
The Russians are in Minnesota?
Anonymous No.64413953 [Report] >>64414791 >>64414959 >>64415427 >>64415433
>>64413704
and finally access to clean water!
Anonymous No.64414331 [Report] >>64414394
>>64413952
Yes, there were a bunch who came over in the 90s after the USSR collapsed. Turns out they were all sleepers, as soon as Feb 2022 came around they all activated and the city is now a warzone. I am, at this very moment, covered in the blood of a mobik who tried to enter my house so he could eat my dog and steal my fridge.
Anonymous No.64414394 [Report] >>64416588
>>64414331
Not far from the truth. The perfidious vatniks actually do this kind of shit. Seriously.
The russians came to my city and set up a Lada car dealership in the 80s, they were all undercover KGB sabotage agents are were thus arrested and convicted with massive mountains of evidence backing up the charges.
T. Euro

See also; Inept CIA glowniggers posing as WHO doctors infiltrating 3rd world shitholes by falsely claiming to be providing free vaccinations for terrible diseases such as polio and smallpox, then instantly getting caught and arrested for engaging in espionage and sabotage. This is why backwater shitholes like Afghanistan banned the WHO and the red cross and why easily preventable Victorian-era diseases are still killing millions of people in these countries.
Anonymous No.64414538 [Report]
>>64413952
https://youtu.be/xPk0mxi8PNU?si=FnF12dXWpCGGy_Cj
Anonymous No.64414570 [Report] >>64414730
>>64409607
>>64410003
Wouldn't you an hero if you lived in Russia?
It's a perfectly rational act that would take place with or without the war.
Anonymous No.64414730 [Report] >>64417950
>>64414570
they aren't rational
Anonymous No.64414791 [Report]
>>64413953
grim
Anonymous No.64414959 [Report]
>>64413953
At least I backpack with a straw.
Anonymous No.64415065 [Report] >>64416013
>>64409136 (OP)
Putin is a devotee of the Ruinous Powers. His vehicles are tainted by the Warp. It is a good pain.
Anonymous No.64415277 [Report]
>>64413267
"you look uncubified, I can fix that."
Anonymous No.64415306 [Report]
>>64410047
I can see why they keep their butter in cages
Anonymous No.64415427 [Report] >>64415433 >>64416022
>>64413953
They ran out of plastic cups?
Anonymous No.64415433 [Report] >>64416022 >>64416660
>>64413953
>>64415427
I assume the wet wipe filters are just a memory at this point.
Anonymous No.64415475 [Report]
>>64413359
He looks like he's been waiting all war for the chance to rotate the Z to be an N and show you it always meant Nazi right in front of your faces.
Anonymous No.64415492 [Report]
>>64411615
>wish.com Jeremy Irons-looking mf
Anonymous No.64415513 [Report]
>>64409171
For the gag.
Anonymous No.64415515 [Report]
>>64413359
He looks like he's from the cutscene of a deleted Red Alert 2 mission.
Anonymous No.64415524 [Report] >>64416145
>>64412880
>tfw C&C was never a parody, but a high schizophrenic and accurate prediction of Russia and it's future
Anonymous No.64416013 [Report] >>64416231
>>64415065
Is Russia what living on a Chaos World would be like?
Anonymous No.64416022 [Report]
>>64415427
>>64415433
>I assume the wet wipe filters are just a memory at this point.
Not even that.
The units that did that stuff have been wiped, there's no institutional memory among the assault troops because nobody survives for long enough to train the new guys.
If they did, they'd have to be reset to avoid a total collapse of morale when the new guys learn that they're about to all become casualties once their commanders have milked them of every rouble they have.
Anonymous No.64416145 [Report] >>64416198
>>64415524
Anon... Go back and watch the opening cinematic of red alert 2. The sudden, unprompted attack against a supposedly weaker nation? The steadfast denial of reality in the face of objective reality? The sudden pivot to "yeah i did, what are you going to do about it?" Their casual disregard for civilian infrastructure and the civilians who inhabit it?
They had the russkies pegged 20 years ago. Real knowers has them pegged decades before that.
Empire of evil, anon. Don't you ever forget it.
Anonymous No.64416198 [Report] >>64416588 >>64416714 >>64417341 >>64417358
>>64416145
30 years anon. Red Alert came out in 1996.
Anonymous No.64416231 [Report] >>64416310
>>64416013
>Is Russia what living on a Chaos World would be like?
Probably not quite a Chaos World, but think of the worst Hive Worlds that come to mind.
Anonymous No.64416277 [Report] >>64416581
>>64413569
thermite's heavy, son
Anonymous No.64416310 [Report]
>>64416231
>the worst Hive Worlds
That would be Bangledesh and/or Chinese mega-cities.
Anonymous No.64416442 [Report] >>64416455 >>64416585
>>64409136 (OP)
Anonymous No.64416455 [Report] >>64416585
>>64416442
kek
Anonymous No.64416464 [Report]
>>64412113
>but how do they get in?
do you retard not see the giant door?
Anonymous No.64416576 [Report]
>>64413445
They presumably last longer and give a continuous, reliable output of smoke.
Anonymous No.64416581 [Report] >>64416596 >>64417350
>>64416277
Last time I checked a pound of thermite weighed one pound. What's the problem?
Anonymous No.64416585 [Report]
>>64416442
>>64416455
Anonymous No.64416588 [Report]
>>64414394
>This is why backwater shitholes like Afghanistan banned the WHO and the red cross and why easily preventable Victorian-era diseases are still killing millions of people in these countries.
wtf I love glowies now

>>64416198
>30 years anon. Red Alert came out in 1996.
>30 years
>30
[existential dread intensifies]
Anonymous No.64416596 [Report]
>>64416581
the problem is that it sucks compared to a shaped charge. it would just spread out across the cage and not burn in one spot. even in the best case where all of the thermite is burning in one spot it's an inefficient use of energy to try to burn a hole in armor instead of punching a hole in it. I know you've seen youtube videos of thermite melting through shit and thought "wow thats cool" but in terms of destructive power it gets mogged by explosives
Anonymous No.64416660 [Report] >>64416673
>>64415433
what the FUCK is that?
is that piss?
Anonymous No.64416673 [Report]
>>64416660
This is what water looks like if taken straight out of a mud puddle and being run through the most basic of filtration.
Anonymous No.64416714 [Report]
>>64416198
Anonymous No.64417341 [Report]
>>64416198
>30 years anon. Red Alert came out in 1996.
Anonymous No.64417350 [Report]
>>64416581
Anonymous No.64417358 [Report]
>>64416198
>Played the remaster a few years ago
>Mfw the first soviet mission is you hunting down their own civillians who managed to survive a sarin gas weapons test
Anonymous No.64417950 [Report]
>>64414730
>they aren't rational
They killed themselves because they're Russian.
Seems rational to me.
Anonymous No.64418362 [Report] >>64418459
>>64409205
>>64409229
How do they trigger it? Do they have to get out and hit it with a hammer?
Anonymous No.64418459 [Report]
>>64418362
Either some makeshift wire connection hidden behind all the other bullshit or they just put it there and didn't think about the rest.
Anonymous No.64419398 [Report]
>>64413704
They're doing massacres but seriously who the fuck was still staying in Pokrovsk after two years?