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>image limit reached

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!

Yes you are the only one who still cares.

>>64410664

>>64410662

>>64410662
>tfw you forgot to type
that's a wild gif

Random question: do flat gals produce less milk than non flat gals?

>>64410637 (OP)
Reminder.

>>64410637 (OP)

Posted this a couple of threads ago but I thought more /k/omrades might be intererested so doing it again for the weekend:

I've been off /k/ for a while (miss you, Moot) so can I ask if /ak/ patches are still a thing? I've been sweeping out some of the kipple this past week and found these in the bottom of a box - they're all well over a decade old.

The owl is from Sora no Woto (Sound of the Sky) - the TRUMPETAH anime that taught weeaboos how to sing Amazing Grace.

The blue patch is from Upotte!, the original gun-girl anime and I think one of the shows that really got /ak/ going to begin with.

The C3 patches are from Stella C3, the Airsoft tryhards anime that spawned a lot of SpecOps: The Line memes.

I also have a bunch of duplicates of the emblem of the Social Welfare Agency, the organisation from Gunslinger Girl (AKA weeaboo Leon The Professional).

It was cool to dig these up, it was a blast from the past.

>>64410637 (OP)
Just in time, all according to keikaku

>>64410787
imagine.....

>>64410662
i see...

>>64410830
They're still a thing I think. Lardagus comes around regularly and he has some stuff in the patch thread

>>64410774
Yes. No I will not cite my source.

new 'shimi just dropped

>>64410935
POOR FUCKING INFANTRY

>>64410830
I have a /k/ patch on my plate carrier, and an /ak/ related one in the mail. I'll post it when it gets here.

>>64410954
GIWTWM

>>64410660
>>64410675
Stop staring at me with em big ole eyes!

>>64410774
Do Croatian women like house husbands they can forcibly marry? I kinda enjoy cooking and baking and would be happy just doing that all week, especially since I could bake a loaf of bread to use at the start of the week instead of having to buy them

>>64411448
No. All slavic women like traditional men. And their version of traditional means a Scythian warlord who will steal her from her tribe, murder her brother and father, and then breed her while demanding she never think again, only cook and clean and raise babies.

We're talking she'll call you a homosexual and threaten to leave if you ask what she wants for dinner. You do not ask. You tell her what she is going to eat.

I LOVE DORKS

I LOVE DORKS

I LOVE DORKS

https://youtu.be/SU-CruY3NH0

More Pencil Skirts and Guns

>>64410944
Cite it. There are no disadvantages to flat women.

>>64411384
seggs

>>64411448
Well, it depends. My now Croatian wife

MAN I REALLY PRESSEDE ENTER

>My now Croatian wife
(CONT.) married me within a few days of metting her as to not get rattled. So probably.

>>64411479
All women are like that my boy, if'n I was a free man I could probably fill that role

>>64411479
Sounds kinda useless as a wife then if she can’t recite Bible verses to me

>>64411632
Do you own any Serbian camo? Seems to be becoming more widely available these days

>>64411638
>Do you own any Serbian camo?
Yes. Just a shirt but it's hot.
>Seems to be becoming more widely available these days
True but people want extortionist prices for them. Also they tend to be faded since when the Yugos made them they used some lower quality dye to make them, or so I've heard.

>>64411647
I’m tempted to grab a Serbian woodland vest..they look comfy

>>64411694
Vests like those are pretty cozy, I kinda wanted to get one but I already have jackets and stuff so I skipped out on it. If I found a Serbian jacket for like sub 55 dollars and was in my size I'd buy it

>>64411722
Good taste Oji-san

>>64411621
how do you run in those anyways

good Caturday everyone!

what is Springfield Schizos next big arc? and why hasn't he been taking the bait on things recently? he's trolling us but we can't troll him......

>>64412010
poor catgirl...

M-mommy?
>>64412065
Banging your mom.

Dumb horny fox found the alcohol and lingerie

>>64412317
Make yuri ntr of her.

>>64411384
Why is this facial expression so hot?

>>64412010
Catgirls are allowed too?

>>64412377
Why does that muzzle brake look different?

>>64412401
Lots of different muzzle brakes, anon. Probably something aftermarket. I remember Valgear talking about his AK, both his flash hider and suppressor was made by local college students

Imagine RPK-16 preparing a suprise birthday party for you

>>64412377
>Catgirls are allowed too?
foxgirls are allowed on fox friday, so why wouldn't catgirls be allowed on Caturday?

>>64412317
would pick her up, carry her to the bed, pull her close and...brush her tail

>>64412010
That catface paint job on that A10 would be really funny on a real one. I know they do the Warthog ones, but I don't think they have done really any funny ones?

>>64412317
>>64412322
I want to be Yuri NTR'd so bad.

>>64412455
Nice!

>>64412503
Imagine marrying one of these two and than watching them fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWkzEGNhhU
would female knight armor based off female fashion spoil the appeal of lady knights? you could maybe categorize lady knights as a type of tomboy if so

>>64412517
Imagine your knight wife gets defeated in battle.
But the rival knight fucks her instead of killing her.

>>64412517
>>64412539
HOT SWEATY MEDIEVAL SESBIAN LEX!

>>64412539
oh, i guess long armor skirts would make that harder huh

>>64412616
Based Yuri NTR fantasy squasher.

>>64412317
How did her butt get so large?

>>64412876
This is in the future

>>64412549
Why is she always looking at me like that, I feel threatened

>>64412517
Women in armor look great

>>64412987
Why would you fear her love?

I want her to whisper in my ear

>>64413042
I'm a married man so I'd pepper spray her

>go to very first milsim airsoft event last weekend, 40 hrs
>bring M16A2 with 1k blanks because I wanna be loud
>wind up having to leave in the first few hours because I started getting nauseous and vomiting out of nowhere, took prescription anti-nausea shit and it did almost nothing
>wasnt exerting myself much at all and drinking plenty of water, well fed etc
>find a red blister/bump on my forehead following morning when home, something bit me and I didnt feel it
>talking with friends last night and look into it, had most of the symptoms of a brown recluse bite
Not only did I get screwed out of a good weekend because some arachnig, but God was given a golden opportunity to get me off this gay earth, and didn't take it. I bought an M1903 to make myself feel better about it all

>>64413070
Don't think that would work mister

>>64413164
>springfield smoking after seggs
idk why but that would be hot and i hate the smell of smoking too

>>64410774

No.

The fat in the chest isn't the same thing as the milk glands themselves. While the size of milk glands can be a factor, it's been recorded that some flatter women have been able to produce more than women with big breasts. Breast milk production has more to do with the amount of milk ducts, generally the more the better. However, this is also a crapshoot answer because hormones and regular use (be it feeding or pumping) are the two biggest factors in how much milk a woman produces.

A flat woman could potentially produce more milk than a busty woman. Visually, big breasts imply more milk but this isn't always the case.

t. I worked at a bakery where one of the contracted products was special galactagogue cookies designed to help women produce more milk, so I learned a lot about breastfeeding.

>>64413157
She'd have to deal with the Mrs. then.

>>64413180
I win.
>special galactagogue cookies designed to help women produce more milk
What?

whoops

meant for >>64413193

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>64412876
>>64412889
Dumb fox is eating all the rations to get ready for mating season and pregnancy

Damn this girl is pretty cute, I bet she is nice!

>>64413361
Small chest with a fat ass is the best combo out there

>>64413361
I haven't smoked for 3 years, but it sure looks like I've got an excuse to start again.
The health effects seem irrelevant now after your post game me terminal cancer.

>>64413216
>She'd have to deal with the Mrs. then.
Do you know how long it takes for a body to dissolve using sodium hydroxide?

>>64413372
Hell yeah

I love gorilla women

>>64412317

Smart horny pregnant Jew playing hide and seek

I made an update to my previous colouration to explain the feelings i have for this boat.

A knife is legally a deadly weapon in itself. Meaning it is designed or adapted to be capable of, or by use or intended use is capable of, inflicting serious bodily injury or death. Unless you can prove you were only trying to castrate the weebdemocrat, after which he became violent and reckless.

>>64413372
Wrong, flat both sides is superior tactically speaking. If you're taking cover or hiding the enemy can more likely see their behind than a completely flat gal.

>>64413392
What does it concern you that I do?

>>64413361
why is their butt so big...

>>64414216
it's ai

A BUNCH OF FUGGIN HELICOPTERS N SHIT PASSED OVER ME RIGHT NOW

>>64414224
>>64414216
Lore accurate fat ass!

>tfw AK-15 dents the car AGAIN by leaning on it
How do I discipline this big dumb dork?

>>64414273
Forgot pic of dork perpetrator

>>64414273
30mm APDS, she won't feel anything else.

>>64414286
IT ISNT WORKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>64414286
>>64414312
I think she is unironically using autocannon rounds as grenades by literally hurling them at enemies. God I love AK-15

>>64414322
The idea of someone who could lift a minivan over her head and throw it at someone being an adorably awkward dork just does things to me man.

Same man, love the contrast

>>64414422
>>64414381

>>64412065
>Schizos next big arc?
He's supposed to be demonstrating his skill as a pistolero next spring / summer >>64368206 with the reputation of 1911's chambered in .45 ACP at stake

>>64412503
>>64412508

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>>64412508
>>64414457

>>64414466
no bulli qt floof!

>>64414479
How would Springfield react to you just randomly calling her mommy?

>>64414381
Strength of a gorilla; heart of a maiden.

>>64414526
The blush lines in this pic always look like eye wrinkles to me which makes AK-15 look like a milf

>>64414479
Raw

>>64414543
To quote my optometrist, is that better or worse?

>>64414577
I love middle aged women

Saw a dead dog on the side of the highway after work. Don't have anywhere else to put this and it upset me greatly. Pretty sure it was a pet, owner is a dumb bitch for letting it somehow get out

>>64413139
>brown recluse bite
>on forehead
Your face is gonna fall off holy shit

>>64414526
Absolute wife material

>>64413139
If you die can I have the 1903

>>64413139
Go to the hospital, idiot.

>>64413415
Nakadashi with her, NOW

>>64414652
The thought of this dork being strong as an ox yet silently clings to you when sitting by you makes me wild

>>64414494
The way you would react to a slag calling anyone "daddy"

>>64414625
>Saw a dead dog on the side of the highway
I've seen this multiple times. One looked like a German Shepherd, another had scattered remains but the leg was the shape and colour of a Blue Nosed Pitbull's.
>it upset me
Might feel the same if I wasn't constantly prepared to defend myself against a dog that size or his owner with my EDC

>>64414448
I WILL TOLERATE NO BLASPHEMIES AGAINST JOHN MOSES BROWNING (PBUH) AND HIS HOLY DESIGNS! The 1911 is the greatest handgun known to man! All others are merely cheap attempts at reaching his perfect glory! THERE IS NO GUN DESIGNER BUT JOHN MOSES BROWNING AND THE 1911 IS HIS PERFECT CREATION! ALL. FUCKING. HERETICS. WILL. BE. CLEANSED!

>>64414642
>>64414656
I'm fine. I was wondering how I was alive with my forehead still intact if I did get bit by one. Turns out only about 10% of brown recluse bites cause any kind of necrosis, and I just wound up with every symptom short of a fever and necrosis itself.
>>64414654
Maybe

>>64414898
That pistol that bears his name is chambered in 9x19

>>64414950
I always associate the Hi-power with the Poles for some reason. Not even Poland just the Poles

>>64414625
Shame.

>>64414977
Curious

>>64414950
PISTOLS THAT WERE COMPLETED BY THAT (((BELGIAN))) HEATHEN ARE NOT BROWNINGS! HE WOULD’VE MADE IT IN 45 ACP IF NOT FOR DAINTY EUROPEAN SENSIBILITIES!

>>64415078
He designed his own version of 9mm, 9x20 Browning Long.

>>64415135
chocolate french

Fuck guns.

>>64415191
yeah

>>64415191
If picrel was a woman what'd she look like?

>>64415221
Very scary in the beautiful but intimidating kind of way.

I WANT RPK-16 TO STEP ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>64415221
over 7' tall and insists on princess carrying you (your no's will do nothing to stop her)

>>64415325
Spammers are literally mentally ill

>>64415221
I don't mean to alarm you, but... check this dudes trip. >>64415405

>>64415325
This post contains a hidden message. If we take the post body text "I WANT RPK-16 TO STEP ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and remove the spaces that totals to 85 characters. Adding the filename, and subtracting numerals we add an additional 17 characters(Gzx5tvQaoAIu7Ws.jpg->GzxtvQaoAIuWs.jpg) for a total of 112, or the sum of 14+88. Anon is requesting a firearm (rpk-16), physical support from his commanding officer (step on me). He is signaling that he requires ammunition capable of penetrating kevlar armor with the two numerals in the filename that we set aside earlier (5 and 7, 5.7 FN). The capital letters in his filename (GQAIW) are present to allow searching for a tweet, located here
https://x.com/matv_ivan/status/483972253701242882
to a Russian bot account functioning as a numbers station, an identifying feature to begin decryption of his coded message. I wouldn't recommend clicking on the link present in the above tweet, it will probably rape your hdd or something.
>>64415397
I'll show you mentally ill

>>64415432
Nooo the hidden message is i have a fetish for high heels and want her to make an indent in my face with hers. is that so hard to understand?

>>64415291
>>64415383
As much as I love flat gals that sounds hot

>>64415430
It is what it is

>>64415466
That sounds a bit painful not gonna lie. The wife's beatings have surface area going for them at least

>1910's-20's actually had a pretty big rise in liberal degeneracy, sexual liberation movements across the globe, fag shit popping up everywhere, even German cross dressing clubs becoming a thing until the later half of the 1920's when the economy starts getting bad, triggering a wave of right wing sentiment and economically getting slowly worse and worse until the stock market crash in 1929.
This is sounding awfully familiar...

>>64415562
Oh don't worry, we have a long way to go. Remember, one of the first things the Nazis did was close down child brothels. We're nowhere near a political climate where that will be possible in America yet.

>>64415543
>As much as I love flat gals that sounds hot
just admit that they're inferior bro. Its okay. You can say it.

>>64415698
>just admit that they're inferior bro
You can't prove it. Flat women are simply better.

>>64415543
>That sounds a bit painful not gonna lie. The wife's beatings have surface area going for them at least
this is true. this is why AK-15 wears dress shoes and not heels in her suit. More surface area to kick you with

>>64415753
Enough is enough nigger. I fucking bet that warehouse lady that groped you from behind was fucking stacked and you loved the feeling of it. Could a flat woman have given the same feeling? Certainly not. Now admit that women that are built like the himalayan salt flats are INFERIOR

>>64415761
I want to pat pat head so much

>>64415776
When AK-15 kicks, her intention is to kill. Thankfully she's too much of a dork to be a full on sadist, I imagine she once tried BDSM but couldn't figured out what half the toys did and just "improvised" leading to a very bizarre scene of the commander wearing a strap on on his head while tied up and pretending to be a narwhal under AK-15's command.

>>64415786
>I fucking bet that warehouse lady that groped you from behind was fucking stacked and you loved the feeling of it.
Ok maybe I'll admit that, but not that flat gals aren't hot

>touch screen keyboard
Absolute trash, belongs in the garbage.

>>64415806
>but couldn't figured out what half the toys did and just "improvised" leading to a very bizarre scene of the commander wearing a strap on on his head while tied up and pretending to be a narwhal under AK-15's command.
Holy shit CUTE. I need a doujin of this NOW.
Also reminds me of when I was at a Spencer’s the first time earlier this year and I thought their chokers were necklaces. A friend I was with saw me looking at them and clarified those were chokers, not necklaces, and then I realized they sold sex toys there which I didn’t previously know

>>64415191
>>64415208

>>64416498
>66% image capacity
>55% bump rate
>page 7

>>64415806
AK-15 would totally understand the concept of sex for pleasure but to her Sex for procreation *IS* sex for pleasure

>>64417226
As it is for all wife-material women.

I have decided I no longer care for RPK (I am ot RPK schizo) and want to get rid of the pics I have. What would be the best way to upload and then link them all here?

>>64417488
put them all in a zip and then upload the zip into a catbox link
preferably free of dolphin porn

>>64417488
what the other guy said but leave the dolphin porn in

You guys got any good SCAR girls now that the rifles are dead?

>>64417488
>I have decided I no longer care for RPK
wrong

>>64417728
In the grim darkness of the near future there is only AR.

>>64417521
>>64417514
Oddly specific because I have previous received a week ban for posting dolphin pussy in a catbox link on /gif/

>>64418015
Happens to the best of us

>>64417488
>>64417514
>>64417521
Here is the catbox
No dussy this time pls no ban
https://files.catbox.moe/e14cm6.zip

Actually found some more RPKs. This one goes out to you YuriNTRfag.

>>64418098
>this file contains a virus or malware

>>64418205
Don't know why that is. If it doesn't work I could just upload every image individually to catbox