Thread 64422097

Nah, this clown show can't be real.

>>64422097 (OP)
>clown army

>>64422097 (OP)
I refuse to believe this is real.

>>64422097 (OP)
Why did the second guy turn back?

I love the russians because who else could give us this shit lmao...

>>64422115
Your comrade has just been droned, he is face down, unresponsive, and on fire.
What do you do?

I use my wand of lesser healing!

[Nat 1]

>>64422126
To warn the followers?

>The operator of a russian drone dropped explosives on his own soldier, who was trying to surrender to the Ukrainian Armed Forces.
https://x.com/fortifiedtaras/status/1980338624429453344

>>64422126
If he wasn't a Russian I might assume it was to warn his following cumrades that hey there's a fucking truck through the smoke dont hit it, but as it is a zigger probably to rape and/or rob his fallen "friend".

>>64422144
Not implementing Operation Unthinkable was humanities biggest mistake

>>64422097 (OP)
This is clearly the work of BoJo.

>>64422097 (OP)
Zigger Days of Thunder.

>>64422097 (OP)
You laugh now but when Russia inevitably ovveruns ukraine the rape Is going to be 100x worse than before.

>>64422169
>2 russian army

That's my old counter strike experience.
Fucking my entire team and getting banned from a server after throwing smoke in the worst fucking place of the map

three casualties to a burnt out truck
14/1 is optimistic

>>64422153
Now all it needs is the impaled corpses of deserters and it's perfect.
That's on my bingo card for 2026.

>>64422193
>implying these guys are casualties by Russian standards
They will be thrown over the back of another bike and dropped off at the forward position they were moving to. Sure they might have broken arms but that won't effect their ability to absorb an FPV drone that is worth 100 ziggers.

>>64422097 (OP)
I guess the real question is who set of the smoke? Russians or ukies?

>Revvin' up your engine
>Listen to her chinese whine
>Metal under tension
>Beggin' you to ass in ass
>Highway to the zigger zone
>RIDE into the ZIGGER ZONE

>>64422137
Credit where it's due, saw his buddies was on fire and actually tried to help. It was a hell of alot more than you usually see from the russians.

>>64422177
Please do not insult clowns by comparing themselves to the Russian "military", clowns actually spend more than a week in clown school.

this wouldn't have happened if they used donke for infiltration + logistics. manage better.

>>64422228
>clown school.
about as real as russian boot camp

>>64422144
How do you even get away from blocking drones?

>>64422208
Honestly I think zigger 1 and 5 are dead the way they rocked the truck on impact.

>>64422097 (OP)
Serious question bros, how does this happen.
For example when i drive in a rain, and see a puddle of water i slow down, because the puddle might be deep and i can damage my car.
on this webm, your fucking life is at stake, not a car, so you are riding at full speed into smoke cloud, without ANY idea whats behind it. How the fuck do you not slow down? Are they permanently on drugs that numb their self preservation senses?

>>64422240
t. never been to clown college

>>64422274
Slow moving targets are drone priority targets.
Not reducing speed before the smoke is still a stupid move. Probably adrenaline and panic.

>>64422283
those scooters manage like what, 20mph? 30 if you disable safeties? more if you give them a 1 mile range?

>>64422274
you'd be surprised how alone you are with this.
The amount of people not reducing speed in adverse weather conditions is insane. just search for fog highway crash
the average zigger IQ is making this even worse, most likely

>>64422144
Why is it that russia is so assblasted over surrenders? They take up more Ukrainian resources as prisoners than dead.

>>64422296
Stalin.

>>64422300
so literal death cult over choices that are both humane and beneficial

>>64422296
Russkies hate each other, so the very idea that some mobik survived instead of dying miserable and painful death is unbearable to them. Their mentality is like bucket full of shit and crabs.

>>64422296
Think a moment what would happen when they do a prisoner exchange, someone returns alive and tells other russians about how the ukraine treats prisoners.

>>64422245
You don't join the niggas using blocking drones.

>>64422274
>it is year 3+ of the russian military operation
>despite the recruitment bonuses already being ridiculously high, they keep climbing higher
>despite the constant "victories", donetsk is literally still in arty range
>despite having "infinite" amounts of everything, the russian army is now employing donkeys for logistics and e-bikes for assaults
>you have seen at least dozens of videos of russian soldiers getting turned into paste and of disastrous frontal assaults resulting in almost 100% losses
>you decide it is a good time to join the russian army
Does it sound like these guys have any self preservation senses to numb?

>>64422324
Thats easier preventable by not doing the prisoner swaps.

>>64422115
>Actually tried to help his buddy
Insanely rare for Russians. Ground immediately catches fire because he's been cursed to go to Russian hell after death for being against pidorian values.

>>64422289
They are dirt bikes, not electric scooters
The first guy who hits the tank is probably going around 70km/h (don't know about burger miles)

>>64422337
>Russian hell
Isn't that just Russia?

>>64422274
they are pumped with adrenaline and just want to cross the kill zone as fast as possible.

>>64422097 (OP)
>Trump says Ukraine is losing the war to THIS??

>>64422296
No honor.

>>64422097 (OP)
Wtf, why are the russians so bad at battle toads?

>>64422529
Lol

>>64422337
Maybe he was trying to loot his backpack.

>>64422541
Heh

>>64422325
Except this is Russia, so only points 1 to 3 are known by the serfs.
From 3 down it's
>Despite having "infinite" amounts of everything, you are told that you will get to ride to the front in an APC... Then you get there and are given an e-scooter or a dirtbike if you're lucky.
>You have seen at least dozens of videos of russian soldiers getting turned into paste and of disastrous frontal assaults resulting in almost 100% losses... Except they put Ukranian flags on your dying countrymen and put it on the news so it looks like your guys are the ones doing the killing
>Despite the puccian government lying their assess off about the war, you know that you will die if you enlist. But, your family needs to pay rent to the tsar and the debt repayments on your loan for last week's loaf of bread are catching up, you decide it is a good time to join the russian army

>>64422097 (OP)
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a 120cc temu bike
When the metal is hot, and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light
Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole
And everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks, and nothing really rolls
And nothing's ever worth the cost

>>64422296
Harsh reminder that there is a choice, that it is possible to resist, that you can act and that everyone that does this is better than almost all of them.

>>64422321
>bucket full of shit and crabs.
I knew the bucket of crabs one, but this one describes Russia so much better. It just makes sense.

Don't worry putins secret second army will destroy ukraine at any moment

>>64422115
>that last little whack
kek

>>64422621
I would do anything for monke
But I won't get paid

>>64422334
I like to think that they all get put on the Battle Royale bus before being shipped back to the front-line again as soon as the cameras are done rolling for the prisoner swap

Russia is still advancing and Trump will force Ukraine to give up Donetsk.

>Trump save us
Still going with this metodichka?

>>64422325
Anon, they are dropping recruitment bonuses in several regions. Some say it is because keeping raising them is an incentive for the cubes-to-be to wait to sign, and they need meat now. Others believe it is because they have no more money or idiots in the whole region to recruit. https://united24media.com/latest-news/russia-cuts-soldier-sign-up-bonuses-by-75-in-four-regions-amid-recruitment-crisis-12396

>>64422701
>hey, you
>no sleep on the job
>*whack*
>go back to work

>>64422701
>>64422841
standard procedure for lazy peons

reminds me of this video where these guys were walking down a trail. first one gets blown up. the others have plenty of time to perceive what happened and react but they keep walking down the trail. second one gets blown up. guy all the way in the says
>fuck this shit I'm out
and runs away. the third one keeps walking forward like
>fuck it. they probably didn't drop 3 mines there and goes a few steps further than the other two casualties before getting blown up
the fucking insanity. I heard a lot of these dudes are drunk and high so it makes a little more sense but damn.

>>64422165
>when Russia inevitably ovveruns ukraine
Two more centuries?

>>64422240
https://ecolenationaledecirque.ca/en/

>>64422296
The death cult doesn't work if too many vatfricans realise there is an alternative to becoming a pile of bones in a Ukrainian ditch.

>>64422097 (OP)
>happy wheels

>>64422097 (OP)
>literally fog of war

>>64422097 (OP)
Second guy maxed DEX at char creation it seems.

>>64423128
>10 dex
>1 int
Many such cases

>>64422311
>so literal death cult
Yes.

>>64423175
Isn't this the cathedral where several people were struck by lightning at once?

>>64423188
Three people outside of it (one died), yes. That was... summer last year?

>>64422228
Clowns also make people happy. Vatniks don't.

>>64423206
I like watching them explode, that makes me happy

>>64423206
>Vatniks don't.
they make ne happy when they die, does that count?

>>64422240
Clowning is a centuries old tradition with rules and shit
As an example, no two clowns are ever allowed to have the same makep and a vast library of make-up designs is kept to ensure this

>>64422097 (OP)
what do perfidious hohols have next in store?

>>64422274
All the previous answers are valid, but I should add they are probably also being chased by a blocking detachment/drones which will kill them if they can catch them.

>>64422228
>>64423206
these

clowns are based

russians are subhuman

>>64422240
I heard clown school is intense and has a high dropout rate

Nigga I can understand like all boomers Drumpff is scared shitless of puccian nooks and obsessed with one upping Barracko Ou-sama at the Nobel, I can even understand he hates Zelensky because he didn't shit on Biden and he come asking for gibs, but there comes a time where you simply can't go have a meeting with Monke and take seriously any of his threats and deepest lore expos, like fuck this shit, has anyone shown him what a fucking clownshow the Vatnigger Onion is? Like seriously I would fucking laugh to Putin in his face and dismiss him for the loser he is after watching the average mobik sketch RuAF produce on a weekly basis, I would send the video of me mocking Monke to Jinping with this annexed and tell him to get better clowns because holy shit how can a so called world power can fall this low?