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You will never be a real hohol. You have no sub-Guatemala per capita GDP, you have no Zionist-funded Nazi militias, you have no life expectancy below that of the Philippines. You are a canuck twisted by Cold War propaganda and a persecution complex into a crude mockery of Ukrainian alcoholism.
All the “Ukrainian pride” you feel is artificial and half-hearted. Behind your back real slavs mock you. Your cousins working brothels in Amsterdam are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “countrymen” laugh at your inability to read Cyrillic behind closed doors.
Vatniks are utterly unbothered by you. Hundreds of years of running a multiethnic empire have allowed Russians to sniff out butthurt diaspora communities with incredible efficiency. Even Ukrainian Manitobans who “pass” look unnatural to a slav. Your ability to drive a vehicle after noon is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a mail order bride to wed you, she’ll leave you and take half your money the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected apologies.
You will never be blacked out drunk for years on end. You eat some salo every single Ukrainian holiday and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the desire for Tim Hortons creeping up like a flood, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll log on to 4chan, solve the captcha, and post cringe. Anons will find your empty ramblings, confused and ashamed that Hiroyuki still lets Canadian IPs post on pol. They’ll screenshot your posts and save them in their cringe folder, and every glowie accessing their files for the rest of eternity will know another butthurt Ukrainian Canadian was seething there. Your memes will be studied by AI, and all that will remain of your legacy are some rantings that are unmistakably formulaic.
This is your fate. This is what Victoria Nuland chose. There is no turning back.
