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Anonymous No.64424430 [Report] >>64424475 >>64425853
/meg/ - Military Enlistment General
Hail to the King Edition

LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: GOOD (YMMV)
LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: BAD

>Resources:
>Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga

>Free ASVAB Practice Tests
www.asvabpracticetests.com/

>Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide (Nov. 2020)
pastebin.com/yg972vRE (Short version)
pastebin.com/53tsDj90 (40 page version)

>Special Forces Fitness Guide
SWCS SFAS guide
https://www.goarmysof.army.mil/Portals/100/Documents/USAJFKSWCS%20SF%20Prep%20Manual.pdf?ver=b5Y4cCheXzm4z44sO0JVtg%3D%3D
Stew Smith Fitness
https://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/sfart.htm#:~:text=PT%3A%20Every%20other%20day.,of%2040%20to%2050%20reps)

>www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/index.php
For all Army SF info.

>www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS

>bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/
Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWHDKDwnJZs
The libs get trolled.

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries as your co-workers

>Info on sf86
www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothing
pastebin.com/yGzadpNZ

>How can I get more college credits while I'm in without signing up for classes
CLEP/DSST information:
https://www.dantes.mil/Education-Programs/Get-College-Credit-for-What-You-Know/

>What is MHS GENESIS?
www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/MHS-Transformation/MHS-GENESIS
calmed.tricare.mil/Getting-Care/MHS-GENESIS-Patient-Portal

>Do you go to Airborne before RASP with an option 40 contract?
No, stop asking.
Anonymous No.64424475 [Report] >>64424521
>>64424430 (OP)
was this you?
>https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/64424225/
Anonymous No.64424521 [Report] >>64424534 >>64424536
>>64424475
You going to cry about it? Probably.
Anonymous No.64424534 [Report] >>64424595
>>64424521
aren't you that chud that got kicked out during basic?
Anonymous No.64424536 [Report]
>>64424521
still haven't posted gun
>inb4 "muh double edged sword"
just do it this time
Anonymous No.64424595 [Report] >>64424605 >>64424612
>>64424534
>Muh chuds!
Crawl back into your /leftypol/ septic tank. It's where everyone who unironically complains about "chuds" belongs.
Anonymous No.64424605 [Report]
>>64424595
you literally are though
Anonymous No.64424612 [Report] >>64424624
>>64424595
looks like that struck a nerve. how does it feel to fail at something that losers and retards do all the time? btw, what exactly did you do to get kicked out?
Anonymous No.64424624 [Report] >>64425785
>>64424612
>what exactly did you do to get kicked out?
I believe it was something about him saying he wanted to kill civilians or something, idk. I wish the papers were more specific. they just say "unacceptable conduct".
Anonymous No.64424628 [Report] >>64424637
probably got caught jerking off too many times
which is a LOT for army basic, so i'm guessing 10-15 times
Anonymous No.64424637 [Report] >>64425551
>>64424628
can you get a BCD for that?
Anonymous No.64425543 [Report]
I want to join the US army but i just saw this statistic and it worries me.
Whats uo with that?
What causes this?
Anonymous No.64425551 [Report]
>>64424637
>BCD
Black Cock Deepinyouranus?
>remember what you are fighting for
Anonymous No.64425785 [Report] >>64425800
>>64424624
His discharge is pretty specific, as it is narrowed down the violation of one of the following rules

Combatants may make military objectives the object of attack, but may not direct attacks
against civilians, civilian objects, or other protected persons and objects.
• Combatants must refrain from attacks in which the expected loss of life or injury to
civilians, and damage to civilian objects incidental to the attack, would be excessive in
relation to the concrete and direct military advantage expected to be gained.

• Combatants must take feasible precautions in planning and conducting attacks to reduce
the risk of harm to civilians and other persons and objects protected from being made the
object of attack.

• In conducting attacks, combatants must assess in good faith the information that is
available to them.
• Combatants may not kill or wound the enemy by resort to perfidy.
• Specific rules apply to the use of certain types of weapons.
Anonymous No.64425800 [Report]
>>64425785
In short, he is clearly an evil person and has been rightfully ostracized from society.
Anonymous No.64425801 [Report] >>64425825
I'm starting to appreciate the /meg/ schizo for making this fuckawful general about him

Everyone who enlists is a faggot btw, no matter what country you're in spit on your local veteran today
Anonymous No.64425825 [Report] >>64425833
>>64425801
What the fukkk. Are you hanoi hanna???
This is ruzzian disinfo shilling you fucking chinese wumao!!!!!
Slava queer jewkraine!!!!
Kek. Come join our thread here:
>>>/pol/519430481

Im gonna be banned for this post, i was already warned for the kek car bj webm.
(((/k/))) is a trans safespace and fedfest, they will literally deny the uss liberty incident ever happened.
Anonymous No.64425833 [Report] >>64425838 >>64425845 >>64425852
>>64425825
You sure do sound like you suck a lot of cock, you brown commie faggot.
Anonymous No.64425838 [Report]
>>64425833
Anonymous No.64425845 [Report]
>>64425833
Here
Anonymous No.64425852 [Report]
>>64425833
Embrace the 3rd position
Anonymous No.64425853 [Report] >>64425868
>>64424430 (OP)
>pic
>Hail to the King Edition
Seriously nigga?
Anonymous No.64425868 [Report] >>64425914
>>64425853
Crazy how the guy hates jews but sucks on Trump's circumcised cock
Anonymous No.64425914 [Report]
>>64425868
Anonymous No.64426037 [Report]
Bump
Anonymous No.64426130 [Report]
Bump
Anonymous No.64426135 [Report] >>64426194
>Robert gets ignored for 2 days
>starts posting his BBC porn collection
Mutts law in full effect. Maybe I took the buckbreaking too far with this specimen
Anonymous No.64426194 [Report] >>64426251 >>64426278 >>64426285
>>64426135
Lmao, Qrd for a newfag?
Anonymous No.64426251 [Report] >>64426340
>>64426194
This entire thread provides a quick rundown. We have had a terminally online Midwest loser visiting nearly every day for the past 5 years shitposting in a failed effort to get this general banned. He thinks that he can force the mods to ban /meg/ by constantly derailing the threads, but after 5 years and no results, he has become so unhinged that he now resorts to posting black dicks because he couldnt win hearts and minds.
Anonymous No.64426278 [Report]
>>64426194

OP is a notorious spammer who's plagued /k/, and /his/ to a lesser extent, for years. He used to just spam about how Nazis are based, war crimes in general are heckin' based (mainly quoting a bunch of retards who either lost or never fought in a single noteworthy war to begin with), and being a mild nuisance overall. More recently, he's graduated towards a mixture of shilling for literal Bolshevism, non-stop Trump-sucking, calling anyone who disagrees with him Redditors (basically everyone given how anti-social he is), and spouting impotent threats about he's going to hunt us all down with his one-man militia, as if we're even remotely intimidated by his childish rants.
Anonymous No.64426285 [Report]
>>64426194

OP is a notorious spammer who's plagued /k/, and /his/ to a lesser extent, for years. He used to just spam about how Nazis are based, war crimes in general are heckin' based (mainly quoting a bunch of retards who either lost or never fought in a single noteworthy war to begin with), and being a mild nuisance overall. More recently, he's graduated towards a mixture of shilling for literal Bolshevism, advocating violent abuse of recruits/women, non-stop Trump-sucking, calling anyone who disagrees with him Jewish/Redditors (basically everyone given how anti-social he is), and spouting impotent threats about he's going to hunt us all down with his one-man militia, as if we're even remotely intimidated by his childish rants.

pic related are his most common calling cards, you see these images getting posted its him.
Anonymous No.64426340 [Report] >>64426351 >>64426366 >>64426375
>>64426251
He's winning, /meg/ threads spend more time talking about him then about the military. he's a pain in the ass but the real problem are the retards and troons that just can't help but give him (you)s

anyone insterested in mil aviation?
Anonymous No.64426351 [Report]
>>64426340
If /meg/ exists, he is losing. He is throwing a shitfit because he has been getting less attention. I'm just rubbing it in his face
Anonymous No.64426366 [Report]
>>64426340
>/meg/
>talking about the military
Anonymous No.64426375 [Report] >>64426388
>>64426340
>he's a pain in the ass but the real problem are the retards and troons that just can't help but give him (you)s

The problem is that jannies won't just fucking rangeban him despite the fact he's clearly ban-evading constantly and has probably racked up dozens of permanent/long-term bans
Anonymous No.64426388 [Report] >>64426400
>>64426375
He evades rangebans by driving around Peoria, IL and phoneposting. I'm not joking, he is literally that unhinged. To me its hilarious that the jannies force him to not only burn his finite time but also burn gas driving across town just so he can post another picture of a black dick lmfao
Anonymous No.64426400 [Report] >>64426412 >>64426455
>>64426388

They can rangeban your cell network.

t. can't post from Portland, OR every time I visit because the entire city's cell network is permanently rangebanned (probably due to retards spamming CP given the number of Communists and homeless parasites infesting it)
Anonymous No.64426412 [Report]
>>64426400
I think after half a decade, it's warranted at this point. Even if they banned his IMEI, he would just go buy another phone. Jannies that stop by here should honestly consider it. Maybe this Lil nigga will finally cool off if he cant post here, because I can't be the only one noticing his rhetoric becoming more violent in conjunction with him posting pictures of illegaly acquired firearms. Jannies, do you want to be the ones to explain to law enforcement why you didnt do enough to stop the guy that decided to go to Chicago and shoot national guardsmen?
Anonymous No.64426455 [Report]
>>64426400
you can get around rangbans by buying a pass. I wonder how much he's spent on them?