Thread 64440816

>your favorite anime/manga characters (you can select as many as nine, enough for a full chalk, but they have to be from the same universe) have now been teleported into Mogadishu, Somalia on the afternoon of October 3, 1993 wearing the uniform and gear of a US Army Ranger and armed with either an M16A2 M727, M16A2 with an M203, M249, or M60 (your choice), M67 hand grenades, and an M9 pistol
>Super 61 just went down, the situation is rapidly falling apart, and the Somalis are out for blood

How do they survive?

>>64440816 (OP)
>the Somalis are out for blood
I think their bigger concern should be the choppers in the air strafing anything and everything that isn't on coms, dude.

Also Bandou from Elfen Lied would probably thrive.

Let me at 'em

>>64440816 (OP)

Post yfw skinnies get ICED

>>64440816 (OP)
CARBON
COATING

Aim for the Top!

>>64440816 (OP)
That's a tough question, I'd probably cast Itachi, Kakashi, Naruto, Shikamaru, Rock Lee, Gai, and Obito.

Or

Amuro, Zeta era Char Aznable, Kamile Bidan, Shiro Amada, and Anavel Gato lmao.

>>64440816 (OP)
>Tombo is stripped down and tied to a wrecked MH-60L using his unravished boy ass as bait
>Kiki ditches her rifle, hovers above on her broom, and drops M67s from her bag into crowds of clueless Somalis trying to rape him

They've been in worse shitholes. And their intel is better.

>>64442450
>Major, I'm getting a lot of vibrations out of these puddles...

>>64440816 (OP)
The question isn’t how does she survive, it’s how does Mogadishu survive?

>>64442450
Only four of them would be genuineky dangerous in that scenario. Although those four could replace the entire Delta team and snag Mohamed Farrah Aidid even when the entire operation was already failing.

How good are these babies for slaying demons?

Which nine should I select?

This guy

>>64446031
Don't walk behind him if you value your life

Imagine the narrative here if it was Russia, and not the US, being humiliated this badly by cannibal warlords with an IQ of 80

>>64447213

Wagniggers have a Black Hawk Down in Western Africa like every other week. Last year, they reenacted the Lost Convoy, but with MRAPs and managed to get themselves wiped out. An entire company, at least 75 men plus local Mali government troops, slaughtered practically to a man. That's more dead in a single engagement than the entirety of US involvement in Operation Restore Hope.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tinzaouaten_(2024)

How would they do?

>>64446031

based Golgo enjoyer

>>64440816 (OP)
>tries to read Somalis' minds
>gets quite literally nothing

What's the little peanut to do?

>>64447213
>killing thousands of savages in return for losing a few dozen of your own in an incident so rare it was global news is a humiliation
Westoids keep winning, our bar's so high even when we lose it's better performance than a peak day in Rusland.

>>64440816 (OP)
>but they have to be from the same universe
damn was gonna pick one guy from a different anime to fill up a chalk.

>>64453376

RIP

>>64445086
1 Smug, all four of the ice queens, and then the ditziest one you can find. That's all you need. The Smug will lead a capable team of focused, mission-oriented, emotionless automatons, and the ditz will serve as a distraction who also probably backs into incredible wins for your team because of the divine favor of fools.

>>64455958

How's this for a maid chalk?

>>64456618
Looks pretty good. Definitely like the choice of SAW gunner, she'll be suited to laying down suppressing fire.

Only potential problem I see is the grenadier. If she gets pissy with the team leader right when you need to put a 203 through a window, you're gonna have trouble. But as long as she's the sort who only gets troublesome when it doesn't matter, you should be good to go.

>>64442357
>bouncy bouncy bouncy

>>64440816 (OP)
miroku has this ez
although some somali bitches may be groped before he does his job it's a risk we are willing to take

>>64442442

Based

Many more joggers would be very well ventilated than they were that day.

>>64463274

What did I miss?

>>64463030
But they wouldn't have cyberbrains for her to hack.

>>64440816 (OP)
the boys of dragon ball Z
vs.
bunch of bulb head aliens

>>64440816 (OP)
>Sheeta and Pazu

The real question is, which one should get the M60 and which one the M249?

>>64440816 (OP)
>How do they survive?

>>64468397

based

>>64440816 (OP)

Give him an M16 and a 1911 and he's good to go

>>64464638

gaynigger shit

>>64440816 (OP)
>Frieren, Fern, and Stark
>Goku at pretty much any age
>Vash the Stampede
>Alucard
>Ryoko
>Naruto and Sasuke
>Genos
>the Straw Hats
>Natsu, Lucy, Gray, and Erza
>Kafka Hibino
>Kazuma, Aqua, and Megumin
>Sung Jin-woo
>Ainz Ooal Gown
>Rimuru Tempest
>Optimus Prime
>the X-men
>Fucking Godzilla
The list of fun choices is ridiculous and far longer than I'm going to sit here building. Pick your poison and watch Somalia be pacified. Even without their usual equipment each of them would be horrifically dangerous due to their abilities.

Personally I'd go with Rimuru. Stupidly strong but good natured. Probably won't try to take over the world but can easily cleanse the place and rescue the downed chopper's crew. Alternatively Frieren's group.

>>64440816 (OP)
Alucard’s been there done that.

>>64474135
Make it extra fun. Choose the Abridged version.

>>64474094
>Frieren, Fern, and Stark

You can only send two to Super 64's crash site. The other has to stay on Super 62 and get their leg sheared off by an RPG

>>64440816 (OP)
Marley is too small/probably won’t fight lethally so she dies or gets kidnapped by niggers pretty quick.
Ghetsis is the exact opposite, he is pure evil and wants to kill but probably won’t get far because he’s kind of crippled (at least in his right arm and eye)
Sycamore is the only one with a decent chance.

>>64440816 (OP)
>>64468397
What if instead of a Black Hawk, they crashed a 737 instead?

>>64440816 (OP)
Given they're from an entire world of somalia and already are essentially a roving armed group, I see no problem at all.
They'll be stealing some warlord's prototype technical in no time

>>64476595
Put Frieren or Fern on 62. Frieren is basically a walking talking shield generator and superweapon while Fern might as well be a walking talking C-RAM. Even if those monsters DON'T kill everyone present it's unlikely they're losing the leg. I get the feeling Stark could handle himself regardless of who is with him being a freakishly powerful guy whose axe blows can carve into a cliffside. Even without his axe he'd be a nightmare to fight.

>>64474182
"How's your insurance?"

"MUST BE PRETTY GREAT!"

>>64476624
Don't even think Jamsheed could hit a 737 at cruising altitude kek
Maybe on takeoff or landing? Are there even airports in the Mog?

>>64476624

Well they'd be crashing this plane

>>64445086
the mortar team, obviously

>>64440816 (OP)
>your favorite anime/manga characters
well my waifu is a ghost, so

>>64440816 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAIWBTZn0jI

>>64477737

exceptionally based tastes

>>64440816 (OP)
It's going to be one hell of a Mamoru Oshii-directed shitshow

>>64445086

All of them