Thread 64451876

Is this considered a naval loss?

>try to build a vessel
>don't finish it
>scrap it
>manage to sink it
Russians are odd

Budanoooooooooov

>>64451876 (OP)
japanese torpedo boat status?

>>64451891
>he thinks this was a ukie operation
no one tell him

What a pefect way to desecrate a name.
https://www.globalsecurity.org/military//world//russia//prosyankin.htm

>>64451876 (OP)
>7 years to build a fucking floating crane
Fucking how

>>64451894
Encountered

>>64451876 (OP)
>Ivan get the news about vessel capsizing in harbour
Don't worry, commerades, we have almost ready to go heavy lifting crane that we can use to salvage it!
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Oh, blyat'...

>>64451876 (OP)
BLYAT

>>64451876 (OP)
>"Russian occupied Crimea"
with that silly lingo, news instantly discarded

>>64452148
this is your brain on Putin

>>64452148
*ship (instantly discarded) FTFY

>>64452148
so, ship returns to port under its own power?

>>64451876 (OP)
hato frogmen at it again

>>64452148
>kherson is forever russian
we all remember that

>>64452298
Don't talk about Mylove or Herson ever again.

>>64451876 (OP)
>begun contruction in 2018
>no end date
>try to scrap it
>fail
its russian shipbuilding after all

>>64451933
Subcontracted to HII

It seems difficult to capsize a large crane ship, which has an extremely stable hull for work.

>>64452617
Russia...uh, uh...finds a way.

>>64451876 (OP)
more like grigory pro sinking

What any ugly fucking name

>>64451899
The perfidious Albion strikes again

vid

>>64453476
North Korea tier.

Imagine your country being so incredibly braindrained that this fucking shit happens. Don't show this to the Dutch, they'll be able to hear them laugh all the way in moscow

>>64453476
thank u based anon

>>64453476
not an expert, but that does not look easily recoverable... any longshoremen around to guesstimate the recovery time on something like this?

>>64451876 (OP)
Ekhem:
>Grigory Prosinkin"
Tank you.

>>64453476
Was the counterweight the first thing they removed?

>>64453476
Don't forget that Russia is wanting to raise 2 nuclear submarines from the arctic seafloor within the next 10 years or so. Can't wait for that disaster to blow up in their face

>>64453476
>worst case scenario
Do they even have engineers to estimate the safe limit for the fully extended arm/jib/mast?

>>64453476
I can already hear the camera man now
>Oh blyat
>kto pizdets
>suuuuuka blyaaaat

>>64453526
>russia
>having engineers (the living, non-dead kind)
not anymore

>>64453530
>Implying they aren't being imported from India and/or North Korea

>>64453476
Do you think he made it out, guys?

>>64453514
>that does not look easily recoverable
It absolutely does.
>inb4 a week from now:
>Four people were killed and over 20 injured when a Russian Superheavy-lift floating crane vessel, PK-1700 "Andreiy Floatskiy" capsized and sunk near the Port of Sevastopol in Russian-occupied Crimea when attempting to lift a previously capsized heavy-lift floating crane that sunk in the same spot just a week ago

>The unfinished heavy floating crane PK-700 Grigory Prosyankin, built by the Sevmorzavod shipyard, plunged into the water. It was designed for shipbuilding and repair, lifting heavy loads, and cargo transportation

>Construction began in November 2018 and was supposed to be completed by the end of 2020, but work nearly stopped due to funding problems.

>The incident occurred today between 3:30 and 3:45 p.m. during cargo operations. People on board ended up in the water. Two were killed, and more than 20 were injured.

>A criminal case has been opened, and authorities are now trying to determine who is to blame.

>>64453517
It is obvious that you want the heaviest parts removed first, so that the rest of the job is easier.

>>64453555
>authorities are now trying to determine who is to blame
Just put the blame on the dead, lmao. What do they care.

>>64453548
>YEBAT!

>>64453539
>implying a jeet engineer can't make twice the wage in yuurope than he makes in ruzzia
You're going to need a jeet who has drunk the zigger koolaid, which there aren't that many of.

>>64453554
Two weeks from now:
>48 people were killed and over 280 injured when a Russian Superheavy-lift floating crane vessel, Ropucha-class "Kamchatka" opened fire with its main armament in Port of Sevastopol in Russian-occupied Crimea when attempting to lift a previously capsized heavy-lift floating crane and superheavy-lift vessel that sunk in the same spot, hitting loads of civilians that had come to observe the proceedings. Russian telegram reports that Kamchatka officers thought that they had come under attack of Ukrainian "Sea Baby" drones.

>>64451876 (OP)
>try to build something big
>it takes a long time and you run out of money
>decide to scrap it
>somehow you manage to destroy it and kill a bunch of people in the process

This encapsulates modern Russia so well.

>>64453569
Obligatory

>>64453620
kek

>>64453510
We've already seen it and it's kanker. We'll call Huisman to show them how it's done.

>>64453592
There are so many jeets, there are easily a million or so to spare for Russia. There are 200 countries in the world, and 1.6 billion pajeets. Thats 800k per country if distributed evenly.

>>64453703
>Thats 800k per country if distributed evenly.

That is actually a horrifying thought.

>>64453739
Now imagine being Luxemburg, or Fiji.

>>64453620
Kek
The crane was not up to the task of being a gallows for Saddam Hussein

>>64453745
I'm slowly starting to realize that contrary to my previous beliefs colonization actually DID irreparable damage to the world, mostly through providing the Indian subcontinent and sub-saharan Africa with just enough of a boost to allow them to sustain their zerg-like birthrates, but not nearly enough to civilize them or make them capable of forming or appreciating high trust societies.

>>64451899
He can't keep getting away with it!

>>64453793
Now you get it.

>>64453793
Lebensraum > Colonies.

>>64453514
The vessle probably is, the crane I would guess is well and truely fucked.

>>64453608
You forgot
>Block pier with sunken vessel that will probably take a time to recover
Imagine all the ways they will be able to fuck up the recovery operations

>>64453793
that's Europe including all the browns...

>>64452609
>Subcontracted to HII
Is that like some Russian equivalent to Halliburton/Boeing but somehow even more corrupt and incompetent and for boats?

>>64451876 (OP)
Honestly I wonder why they don't just out source to China and North Korea to build and modernize their navy. At the very least they should try being less ambitious/retard proof with their projects.

>>64455364
>Honestly I wonder why they don't just out source to China and North Korea to build and modernize their navy

they don't have enough money and the chinks don't genuinely want to help them either, on the contrary they quite enjoy throwing them crumbs and watching the ruski suffer

>>64455364
>outsource
Because it's much harder to steal the budget.
>less ambitious
Russia is a great power, go to gulag for suggesting otherwise.

>>64451876 (OP)
>which had begun construction in 2018
Lol.

>>64455392
>on the contrary they quite enjoy throwing them crumbs and watching the ruski suffer
B-b-b-but I was told the BRICS alliance was le stronk and was totally gonna team up to defeat le great satan... Are you telling me /pol/trannies lied to me (again)?

>>64455399
>Because it's much harder to steal the budget.
The fact that Ruskies are making a country that builds skyscrapers and bridges out of styrofoam look good is concerning.

>>64453476
Helluva loss. They should be sent to the Front as should their spouses and any of-age children.

>>64455429
Fucking hell.

>>64453476
Absolute clown tier country.

>>64453490
North Korea rolled theirs back up in a week and launched it a few months later.

>>64451876 (OP)
Please consult this identification chart

>>64453476
What do you even use to salvage a capsized crane ship? A second crane ship? Because that's only going to make the problem worse.

>>64453555
>authorities are now trying to determine who is to blame.

>>64455455
Chinks at least need to LOOK like they complete the project before running off with the budget, Russians don't even need to bother with that.
>The "brand new" train line in pucciastan that was abandoned without ever even having a single section of rail added after monke did the grand ribbon cutting ceremony

>>64455706
>North Korea rolled theirs back up in a week
Anything's possible with enough slave labor.

>>64451876 (OP)
Is the Black Sea Fleet even operational anymore?

>>64453518
For what conceivable purpose?

>>64455843
Because they don't comprehend that needing to restore lostech does not make them look impressive to the west, it makes them look pathetic.

Russia is neglecting support equipment too much.

>>64455859
all the talk of lostech and 40k shit that happens in russia always makes me wonder if they think there's some castle brian of lostech just waiting for them to find it so they can destroy NATO once and for all.

>>64452148
yup. i ignore jewish propaganda the second i see it

>>64451876 (OP)
someone should graffiti some hull kill art on the side of the dock

>>64453703
>>64453739
I checked the math and regret to inform you, it is incorrect. Actually there would be ten times more pajeets per country i.e. 8 million. They would easily outnumber the population of many European countries.

>>64455891
You are so mad right now

>>64451876 (OP)
>Grigory Prosyankin
Yeah it sure seems like Grigory was a pro at sankin'

>>64453526
The engineer was de-limbed by a Bradley after questioning the Kerch bridges structural integrity.

>>64452148
Where is the lie?

>>64455891
Yikes. We don't allow dogwhistles like that in the motherland, sister.

>>64453526
You doubt Igor Pachmelnik Zakuskov?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs

>>64451900
>https://www.globalsecurity.org/military//world//russia//prosyankin.htm
>Eighth Five-Year Plan
>it will work this time!

>>64451899
Can someone explain to me how the meme of Boris Johnson being the most powerful weapon in existence came to be?

>>64451876 (OP)
Id say its a loss of respect and pride, but i think its fair to say that those things are already long gone

>>64455429
damn i dont remember it this obviously shopped

>>64455972
Please remind me again why cannot just genocide Indians? Nothing of value would be lost and the world would be a better place.

>>64452617
>It seems difficult
maybe for you, western pig

>>64453548
looks like he missed the metal railing by the skin of his teeth, could have survived

>>64452617
>It seems difficult to capsize a large crane ship, which has an extremely stable hull for work.
Looks like there was a crane from the dock hanging overhead. Wonder if they had the ship's crane turned sideways like that to make room for lifting things off the ship, and didn't consider the mechanical implications of removing weight from the vessel before it started listing.
At that point it was probably too late to do anything except blyat in shock and awe.

>>64456341
>could have survived
Of course, anon, and I could be banging Jenna Ortega right now. It's all in the realm of possibilities.

>>64451969
Better shell those British fishermen then

>>64456059
Crimea is Russian. Obama let them keep it.

>>64451876 (OP)
It's technically not lost if you can still see it.

>>64456184
Russians blamed him and the British Intelligence for losses early on in the war

>>64456466
>Crimea is Russian.
For now.
>>64455873
Russians don't seem to "get" logistics, possibly as a result of the US bankrolling their entire logistical chain for the last major war they were in. Vatniggers will look at a chart like picrel and say that "xaxaxa why so many useless trucks, GAYMERICA just sent them to inflate the vehicle number" because they think life works like a cheap RTS where a tank will move and shoot indefinitely unless enemy action destroys it.

>>64451876 (OP)
F
>1 Reply = 1 blue tarp donated

>>64456466
As with all soon-to-be autonomous economic oblasts in the landmass formerly known as the USSR, their independence is prevented by pure military strength, and nothing more.
Crimea is as Russian as it is Turkish, which is to say not very much, and Russia can only ever pretend it is theirs by parking a hundred thousand mobiks and suppressing the locals. The locals which are, need I remind you, not Russian.
This conflict can go on for generations, and you, my friend, are not patient enough to see the outcome; you clamor for an easy victory and declare the state of things as it is now to be how it will be for all eternity. This is foolish.

>>64456184
His hair was beyond taming.

>>64456209
nah definetly happned
https://www.boatnews.com/story/17887/a-crane-loses-its-footing-when-it-saves-a-car

>>64456184
some telegram channels even claimed he was directly leading some SAS dudes in crimea at one point, like in the field. believe it was the vid where they're recording a bunch of 'corpses' with no wounds and then forgot to stop rolling before telling them 'alright guys you can get up now'.

>>64456965
Wasn't that one a Ukie satire of the TikTok Brigade's vids from the early war?

>>64456184
The UK under BoJo was one of the first countries to start supplying lethal aid to Ukraine and it made Russia seethe over “escalation”.

>>64456184
>>64457032
More important this is part of centuries and centuries of history. Russian elites have been super tsundere anglophiles that always got left on the side at the geopolitical prom by the anglos over and over again.

>>64457012
was posted a ton on ruskie telegrams at first from what i recall, but i wouldn't rule out a double psyop option with this war.

>>64456184
Hes just a giant retarded goofball who got above his station.
Incredibly entertaining but proof that the most vibrant characters make the worst kind of people in power.

>>64456946
i recommend you reading the shit you post my friend

>>64451876 (OP)
>begun contruction in 2018
>prepare to scrap it
not like this pussia

>>64458296
Many such cases.

>>64453596
>day 1305 of the special recovery operation
>casualties continue to mount as the northern fleet has finally gained entry to the Black Sea on humanitarian grounds, and is currently engaged in fierce battles with the floating debris from the latest heroic barge to attempt to wrestle the crane from the hands of the xoxols
>president Putin has announced partial mobilization of everyone able to swim
>the Indian rescue ship Gupta Fecalia has been spotted on satellite images moving towards the Red Sea after scientists warned of sudden spikes of ammonia originating somewhere within the Indian Ocean

>>64457267
No.