Thread 64466105

Ctrl +F No /k/ryptid thread on Halloween ?
ITT - Post all things /kryptids
Hunting, and self defense, captures and sightings

This is a video that was posted in my town 4 years ago.
Some say its a cougar, It sounds like a skin walker, but skin walkers do not live in Florida
https://files.catbox.moe/savhs2.mp4

THE BROWN MOUNTAIN LIGHTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXmmuZ1HzPA


Floridanon Post: from Saul Vancaserkin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF0dHO9IXVU
The Drass, Racoonapede, Mimick
The Econlockhatchee Creatures
Part 2: The Skunk Ape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CHlQGdo2sw

Rocky Mountain Cryptid List (/k/ Edition)
>The Colorado Bigfoot / Sasquatch
>Region: Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Alberta
>Type: Primate-like hominid, 7–9 ft tall
>Sightings: Routinely near Pike National Forest, San Juan Mountains, Flathead National Forest.
>The Tommyknockers
>Region: Colorado mining towns
>Description: Small humanoids or dwarf-like spirits said to live in mines.
>Behavior: Knock to warn miners of collapses — or lure them deeper in.

Skinwalker / Navajo Witch-Shape

Navajo Nation, Uintah Basin (Utah), Four Corners region
>Description: Shape-shifting humanoid—often takes animal form (coyote, wolf, raven) or mimics voices. Linked to dark witchcraft.
>Behavior: Mimicry, stalking, animal mutilations, weird lights/EM interference.
I believe these can be stopped with intermediate rifle rounds

Grey/Gray Aliens:
I don't know how to stop these, they have powerful telepathic abilities
It might be best to just lube your anus and accept what ever they want to do to you
Joe Rogan and Travis Walton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwfJIFH3WMY&t

Bigfoot: Goes with out saying really

Honorable mention: Haunted Dolls , really more of an /x/ but I'll leave it here
These can be pretty easy to handle, you have to wipe your butt with their face to assert dominance or do naughty things to them.

Add to the list bros
Help /k/omandos out it could be your skin peeled back one day

Chupacabra:
>From Puerto Rico: Does not pay federal taxes
>Could have relatives in public housing
>Will steal your car radio
>Will fuck up your live stock
>Intermediate cartridges can take him down

>>64466105 (OP)
> We won't become skin sandwiches
Speak for yourself. I’d love to be part of a skinwalker sandwich. The only thing I’d like more is being part of a werewolf sandwich.

>>64466214
Absolutely based

>>64466214
You mean sandwiched between two hot wolf girl babes, right anon? R-rightm

>>64467587
Of course.
I may be a fag but I’m not gay. I believe in big tittied werewolf supremacy.