>>64468353
They wall want to be Billy Badass, the Navy SEAL spec-ops MACV-SOG Marine Raider green beret sniper with HALO wings.
To anyone who knows what they're looking at, it's blatantly obvious bullshit.
If they wore the most basic bitch uniform ever and their background story was that they were an admin clerk at Fort Polk for their entire career they'd be far more likely to get away with the lie. But that shit is boring and doesn't fit in with their delusions of being Billy Badass, the über-man with 14 deployments to buttfuckistan and >1,200 confirmed kills against interdimentional hyper terrorists.