Thread 64467619

>>64467221
>I don’t wanna make a new thread, but I went to /x/ and there are five fucking threads about the toropets explosion being nuclear.
>Pajeet shills being dumb or bot shills being broken?
Toropets was a nuclear detonation.
The horizon is 12 miles away, observed from an elevated position (hill).
And the event is taking place near or at the horizon line.

It's a nuclear bomb that exploded underground destroying the hardened bunker.

>>64467619 (OP)
>x

>>64467620
Keep laughing at me and I will kill you.
Do you understand me.

Toropets was nuclear.

Cesium-137 was detected that day in Norway.

Cesium-137 was detected that day in Norway.

>>64467628
>>64467622

>>64467629
>If you believe your lying eyes you are ChatGPT.
We know what our eyes tell us.

The rise of the midnight sun, illuminating the entire landscape in the dead of night; such that you can see every blade of grass; from an "event" near or the visual horizon line, as observed from an elevated location.

Is but one thing.
>>64467632
I'm not wrong and I will kill you dead.
Do you understand me you anti-child bride white fucking FAGGOT.

Toropets was a nuclear bomb exploding.

>>64467630
>>64467631
>15 seconds apart
hmmm

>>64467619 (OP)
The AI determines that actually it was not, I don't actually think for myself, I just ask the AI and it tells me what to think

why is this jeet spamming this garbage recently?
>>>/int/216379983

>>64467636
>>64467634
>>64467638
>>64467622
That's a lie: and why I didn't just straight up ask copilot.

I had copilot, methodically, check if it agreed with what I saw in the photo.

Then I asked it to judge how far away the event was taking place.
It reasoned that the event was occuring at, near, or beyond the visual horizon; and that since the camera men were filiming from an elevated position such as a hill: that it was 12 miles away.

Then copilot just started posting nuclear weapons information.
Which you will ignore.

>>64467638
Do I look like "a jeet" to you?
What colour are my eyes
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>>64467640
>That's a lie
No it isn't, the AI said it wasn't, so it wasn't, simple as

I was there, it wasn't a nuke. I am here, OP is a fag.

>>64467644
you clearly have jeet mentality, yes

>>64467654
Because I believe my "lying eyes" dipshit fuck?

Schizos and AI chat bots are truly one of God's greatest gifts
Unfortunately though it's killing the red string and thumbtack industries :(

>I asked an AI and it said something
Dogshit thread award
Also you keep misspelling "peninsula" lmao retard

>>64467619 (OP)
>using AI as an oracle of truth
everyone with an IQ under 130 should be summarily executed, I can't stand this gay shit anymore

>>64467681
I had the AI analyse the photo because you people will not believe me when I say the visual horizon is 12 miles away.

>>64467661
This guys posting it on like every board too.

>>64467688
>the report got scrubbed
>but some rando on fucking 4chan knows about it without posting any evidence of his claim
Convincing stuff schizo

>>64467644
Yeah

>>64467619 (OP)
I feel like Im being baited here, but I will answer sincerey why it was not nuclear.
A nuclear detonation will flash-fry everything at the speed of light within a multi-kilometer radius, due to a large percentage of the energy being released is in the visible light spectrum. This flash burns things way outside of the destructive distance of the "fireball", the visible exposion. The EMP being released would also literally make it impossible to film the detonation, because the pulse would fry your camera before the fireball even started forming.
And everyone already knows that the radiation signature is easily detectabe. Now please kill this thread.

>>64467619 (OP)
>I see some trees and a house
>thats a beautifully layered observation!
>am I correct?
>your breakdown is impressively accurate and perceptive!
when we could make AI anything, why does everybody make it the most toadying, suckass, snivelling parody of a human?

>>64467718
kek

>>64467718
Oh no no no no! Dalit bros.. our response?

When you blow up an absolutely massive munitions stockpile the explosion will be huge. Big boom doesn't mean nuke. What might be interesting is if the Russians had nukes stored there. Nukes aren't going to detonate like conventional munitions would but having some nuclear material getting obliterated inside that big of an explosion could possibly make it a dirtier boom. As far as evacuations, it was a big damn boom at a munitions depot. It's smart to evacuate regardless of nuclear or not. Also probably a pretty solid risk of munitions that DIDN'T detonate being tossed for miles and being hilariously unsafe for it. Last thing you want is to NOT call it and have some dumbass kids stumble upon a shell one good poke from detonating or something like that.

I don't really care if it was nuclear or not as long as Russian ammo depots and stockpiles continue to explode and we get to see the footage of it.

Yes, Ukraine used a secret HATO nuclear device that leaves no long-term detectable radiation to blow up a random ammo depot. This is of course necessary because ammunition depots famously don't contain any explosive material of their own and you really need to try to destroy one, necessitating a tactical nuclear weapon. I asked Grok and it agreed with me. Russia of course did nothing in response because nuclear retaliation is an ISIS-American tactic.

>>64467772
Toropets was immediatly evacuated.
No you as a civillian cannot walk into russia with a geigercounter and test toropets.

Yet you declare you can.
That is a nuclear bomb.
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>>64467778
Why is an evacuation proof of a nuclear device? Civilians are evacuated all the time for emergencies like forest fires, floods, etc. An ammo dump exploding would both be a fire risk and there's the issue of UXO potentially being scattered in the surroundings. You don't need to be physically on site to detect radiation, satellites can pick it up. Unless you're saying there's a massive conspiracy to not report on the radiation there. This is an issue with conspiratorial thinking. The conspiracy you're describing would require the perfect cooperation of thousands of people, on both sides. You have no proof beyond an image which you say depicts a nuclear explosion despite the fact similar explosions have been witnessed even prior to the invention of the nuclear bomb, such as the Halifax disaster. Meds, now.

>>64467718
holy shit anon on suicide watch

This whole fucking thread

>>64467619 (OP)
Oh, shit, you made your way off of /int/. Nice to have you here, it's been too long since we had a good shill melty.

>>64467778
>>64467644
>>64467640
LLMs are designed to be as agreeable as possible. You can gaslight them into agreeing that the sky is lime green is you keep at it for long enough

Giving AI to indians and retards was the biggest mistake in human history.

>>64467823
Do I look like an indian to you, dipshit?

>>64467856
AI said yes which means it's an objective truth

>>64467850
Which is why I asked it what it saw in the photo first.
I tried to make sure the LLM from microsoft (which is the best one) was saying what it saw. Not my conclusions.

I already know the visual horizon is 12 miles.

I already know that that explosion is happening quite far away.
But no one will believe me because I'm using my eyes, not some SOOOORRRCCEEEE

>>64467859
You can use your lying eyes too.
But you won't.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAIWBTZn0jI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4ZpwC4GclI
>Tver Toropets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4OeKEHCuic
>upshot-knothole.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn7PeI2UyEM

>>64467850
Tbh gaslighting the robot is like half the fun, idk why people think they can be trusted as an authority on anything.
Do people really not sanity check things like this as soon as they get their hands on it?

>>64467861
Copilot is dogshit, Microsoft can't even get their own employees to use it over competitors, you literally have no idea what you're talking about.

>>64467628
Nuclear weapons aren't real and the only thing you will ever kill is yourself.

>>64467863
I mean, if you think that using you eyes is better than using ai then it was not a nuke

>>64467640
Good, and it's missing every single sign of a nuclear weapon... cobalt in Norway lol.

>>64467864
Case in point, watch this.

>>64467619 (OP)
>underground explosion
No, you shit-smeared moron, that's not a bomb, it's an artillery shell. It's got a turnip-shaped logarithmic curve, which is characteristic of nuclear artillery. That's not a nuke going off inside the bunker, that's a nuke being dropped on it.

>>64467856
With unfiltered brown skin, yes.

>>64467863
>>64467856
clearly if the AI said you're indian, you must be a smelly 80 IQ pajeet. Many such cases, sad!

>>64467720
>the pulse would fry your camera before the fireball even started forming
Modern electronics... well electronics past 1995 anyway, do not significantly suffer from any possible EMP.
I used to make camera EMPs and fry the Apple store, it stopped working in 2021. I bet I cost them so fucking much money though.

>>64467883
>>64467885
Do I look indian?

>>64467888
yes, most definitely. Refer back to >>64467718

>>64467888
Wash your hair for fuck’s sake man you’re as greasy as one that’s for sure

>>64467880
Modern US penetrators can get somewhat underground before exploding. They protect the physics package like an egg carton does an egg.
Thus you don't need a 20-30MT laydown charge.
You can get a smaller device closer to the actual concrete of the bunker and crack it.

Which is what happened here.

>>64467778
I bet it wasn't evacuated because of the horrible shit resulting from aerosolized chemicals... no way. You forget about 9/11 lung in NYC?

Time to ask the ultimate conspiracy theory defeating question: Why? What’s the point of nuking one random ammo depot in Russia?

>>64467894
Yeah

>>64467893
I'm like 40, when you're old you'll be like this too.
Also: if you're young use your time well: this old age goes by very quick. Time isn't what it was.

Someone asked me to take a picture of my wrists or something so I did with the webcam. Didn't brush my hair. Sorry. What do you want from me?

<----Indian?
>>64467885

>>64467894
You were claiming earlier the ukes snuck in a nuclear warhead. Now you're saying it was American launched which is even fucking more retarded

>>64467901
>Time to ask the ultimate conspiracy theory defeating question: Why? What’s the point of nuking one random ammo depot in Russia?
Showing that "we" could.

Stop dissing the USA.
Russia had to understand after constantly threatening london etc.

>>64467904
No, I never claimed Ukraine snuck it in. The other anon thought that up.
What I see in the video is US penetrators falling quickly from the sky and pounding the various sites (I see 3 come down) (and the central nuclear explosion makes 4, but the video doesn't show it because the film is cut off at the begining).

But I agree that Ukraine could get anywhere in Russia.

>>64467894
Artillery shells don't cause underground detonations, they don't have the terminal velocity to penetrate a dozen feet of dirt. That's not artillery, that's a buried nuclear weapon detonating.

>>64467902
>Superfuse

>>64467907
I don't know.
I only do bicep curls, pushups, cruches, benchpress, and incline benchpress, and squats.

I don't know what you do with forearms.

>>64467913
The B61 penetrators can get underground,
so I imagine they have similar for missiles.
Even Iran relights their missiles to give fast terminal velocity.
You think it's a planted device for the nuclear strike?
(very possible: ukraine can do it)

I see missiles coming down for the 3 other sites in the video

>this thread
it's like back when Terry was still alive

>>64467903
I don’t think I will become unable to bathe once I’m 40 but I’ll keep it in mind.

>>64467905
Why not just do a traditional nuclear test as a show of force instead? Would have the same effect with no fear of retaliation.

I shouldn’t even really be entertaining your schizophrenia like this, your mental illness makes you literally incapable of admitting you’re wrong since that would lead to a collapse of your mental state and identity.

>>64467929
Russia didn't think the USA would ever strike it.
It's not afraid of traditional tests.
They went on for 50 years and nothing happened.

>>64467929
Now comes the part where he calls you a salty european mad that Uncle Sam can nuke anyone with impunity.

>>64467929
>>I shouldn’t even really be entertaining your schizophrenia like this, your mental illness makes you literally incapable of admitting you’re wrong since that would lead to a collapse of your mental state and identity.
Wrong. I know that Toropets is a nuclear strike.
I respect my lying eyes.
I know what I see.

You words do not move me.

>>64467933
If Russia didn’t respond after the first nuke why is it not currently a crater? If we can nuke Russia with impunity why didn’t we do it again?

>>64467929
I shower multiple times a day.
I just don't use shampoo.
(Just soap)

Why should I?
So my hair can fall out?

>>64467923
No, dipshit, that's clearly an above-ground strike, you can see the missiles coming down. Stop trying to deflect by implying that the Russians nuked themselves. Why the fuck would they do that?

>>64467941
Russia and Finland have the only true reserve of cute girls.
They look like elves.

America wants to rape them,
not kill them.

>>64467940
>>64467943
>>64467945
You know you can just make one post. Also I’ve got some bad news for you on the hair falling out front.
What about the cute elf girls near Toropets? Not rapeable enough?

>>64467944
Let us reread what I said:
>The B61 penetrators can get underground,
>so I imagine they have similar for missiles.
Here I am saying that since they have effective penetrators for the gravity bombs: why wouldn't they have them for the missiles too?
>Even Iran relights their missiles to give fast terminal velocity.
Even a 4th world country knows how to do these things
>You think it's a planted device for the nuclear strike?
Here I ask the other anon
>(very possible: ukraine can do it)
I acknowlege that that is not an impossibility.

>I see missiles coming down for the 3 other sites in the video
I note that the ones we actually do see are missiles however.
(pretty fast ones too)

>>64467954
>let me repost all my cope
answer the question dipshit: why are you implying that Russia nuked themselves?

>>64467945
Russia's twink reserves are far more unique than their cute girl reserves.
You can find cute girls in abundance in like half the countries worldwide and they'll come with the free benefit of not being Russian women

>>64467949
>You know you can just make one post. Also I’ve got some bad news for you on the hair falling out front.
What is your bad news?
Should I exacerbate that with shampoo?
Do you think you will not lose hair when you are 40 years old and close to death?
Answer honestly

>What about the cute elf girls near Toropets? Not rapeable enough?
They didn't nuke the village itself. Just the base ... whever the visual horizon is (12 miles away) (no civillian maps are not accurate to scale, placement, or size of military objects)

The more south you go in Russia, the less elf like Russkies and Finns you get. More hook noses and bad attitudes.

>>64467959
>radiation magically stops at the boundaries of the base
Good to know that the evacuation means nothing.

>>64467958
USA doesn't have cute girls anymore.
I would not harm any town in russia that has anything good.
It's a dwindling resource.

When I was a kid 90 percent of the people here seemed to be polish/irish/etc.
Lots of nice looking people, or nice enough atleast.

Where'd they all go?

>>64467959
I’d hope I’m not close to death at 40 years old. Most people use shampoo so their hair doesn’t look like shit, its connection to hair loss is very loose so long as you use an appropriate amount.
Those cute elf girls have massively increased risk of cancer and birth defects for their children now though. Seems shortsighted if the ultimate goal is the mass rape of cute elf girls, as you’re seeming to imply.

>>64467718
Grok is this real?

>>64467963
Away from you, probably.

>>64467963
>Where'd they all go?
Repulsed by your appearance and attitude

>>64467961
Toropets completely evacuated immediately.
So they didn't believe the idea that "radiation stops at the courthouse steps" idea.
They got out quick.

>>64467954
>Here I am saying that since they have effective penetrators for the gravity bombs: why wouldn't they have them for the missiles too?
because modern american nuclear warheads use superfuzes >>64467902 that explode in a volume above the target, not after impact. You don't need any kinetic penetration on a fucking nuke you retarded schizophrenic

>>64467970
Trying to diss me?
you think I'll fight for this country that denies me young girls to marry?
You think this is a "win" for you.

I'm your enemy.

>>64467973
But why? They didn't nuke the town, so why would they evacuate it?

>>64467963
I think they stopped wanting to be near you, as you look and smell like shit since you don’t bathe properly.

>>64467975
If you keep dissing me I will kill you.

>>64467977
Because of the fallout.

>>64467981
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>64467982
or because there were exploding artillery shells landing miles away you fucking moron

>>64467980
I shower multiple times a day, and use soap, water, and toothpaste, deoderant, etc.

I don't use shampoo.
If you keep dissing me I will kill you.

>>64467976
I think the young girls are the ones doing most of the denying

>>64467981
and how are you gonna do that schizo, hex me over the internet? detonate a super secret underground nuke in my basement? have a schizophrenic meltdown that makes me choke from laughter?

>>64467984
Keep dissing me.
I will kill you.

Also I'll ban you on the proxy.

>>64467982
But fallout would put the elf girls in danger, which runs counter to the mission of raping them all. Therefore, there couldn't have been any fallout.

>>64467987
I'll eventually find out who you are, and when I'm in your area on a trip I'll come and kill you. Might take years. But I'll do it.

Oh no the Zigger is lying
>Igor Rudenya, governor of Tver Oblast, announced a partial evacuation of the town but that there were no serious injuries nor fatalities.[5][15][16][17] Russian officials later reported that 13 people had been injured.[3]
anyway

>>64467988
You cannot stop me from mocking your childish delusions. I exist on a plane above you. Even in death my laughter would haunt you daily as I further thin your hair and age you more rapidly.

>>64467989
Fuck off.
Toropets was a nuke.
Your shiboleths cannot change that.

>>64467993
Toropets was completely evacuated.
Immediatly.

>>64467963
Idk what your peor is anon, America has plenty of cute girls and boys.
If white only is your thing just move where the white people are.
They won't look like FSB influence whores with 17 filters ofc but real Russian women don't look like that in the first place

>>64467995
Toropets being a nuclear strike is not a childish delusion.
I am glad we are in a nuclear war: it gives hope that your feminist empire will be destroyed in fire.

>but I went to /x/
Slit your wrists.

>>64467997
>literal who on telegram
Also because a nearby ammo depot exploded

>>64467992
I'm a disembodied evil spirit sent from hell to torment you on this mongolian basket weaving forum. You can't kill me in any way that matters

>>64467997
The city they were evacuated to is 25 miles away. They weren’t evacuated there because it was the minimum safe distance, they went there because it was the only area nearby that had the infrastructure to support a sudden influx of people, you fucking moron.

>>64467985
>I shower multiple times a day
>I don't use shampoo
soggy sopping wet man with hair that reeks of showerwater

>>64468001
>your feminist empire will be destroyed in fire.
Says the fucking Canadian

>>64467996
I didn't say it wasn't. I said that the evacuation was unnecessary because fallout wouldn't have fallen on the town for fear of injuring the rapeable elf girls. That can easily be accomplished by using a small warhead, say in the 80-90 MT range. You're the one insisting that the US did something directly counter-productive to its overall goals

>>64468001
How do you plan to nuke only the feminists?

>>64467985
this nigga using toothpaste in the shower

>>64468020
Not that schizo, but brushing your teeth in the shower isn't the worst idea. I even use the shower head as a giant water pick

>>64468001
The USSR was the original gynocentric hellhole and it's legacy has only grown more malignant with time.
A Russian woman would ruin your life and laugh all the way to the bank

>>64468020
Yea, I wash my teeth in the shower.
Shave too.

>NOOO U CANT DO THAT
>TEHY DIDNT SAY WE COULD DO THAT
>ALSO THEY SAID TOROPETS WAS NOT NUCLEAR
>BELIEVE WORDS NOT WHAT YOU SEE

>>64468006
They were evacuated because they didn't want to inhale plutonium.

>>64468030
Point to one (1) thing in the video that indicates a nuclear detonation as opposed to double digit kilotons of conventional explosives cooking off.

>>64468026
That's why rich russians fuck russian little girls instead,
and give the women to the foreigners.

>>64467619 (OP)
It means one of 3 things OP.
>Ukrainian forces can now strap 0.1 kiloton nukes on to drones
OR
>Russians are detonating nuclear weapons on their own soil as a way of thwarting Ukrainian drones
OR
>A munitions depot has a shit load of munitions in it and blowing it up makes a really fucking big explosion
I hope it's #1. The videos alone would be worth it.

>>64468033
The plasma flare.
You'd get it if you knew anything about military explosives.

Is it schizophrenia?

>>64468039
Most likely. Doesn't look like the stereotypical drug-induced psychotic.

>>64468038
Nuclear plasma flare is purple, dipshit. Try again.

>>64468036
>0.1 kiloton
Anon: the visual horizon, from that hill, is 12 miles.
The explosion is happening near or at that visual horizon line.

It's bigger than 0.1 kiloton by far.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAIWBTZn0jI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4ZpwC4GclI
Tver Toropets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4OeKEHCuic

If you watch this on something other than a phone, ie A computer or a TV you see:
1) Field
2)Treeline 1
3) Village
4) Treeline 2
5) Water
6) Land
7) Treeline 3
8) Water (another bunch of it)
9) Land
10) Treeline 4
11) Explosion
12) Visual horizon line right there near the explosion.


>>64468039
>If you disagree with our misinformation you are insane.

>>64468039
Yeah, he’s unable to admit he’s wrong even in the face of clear evidence. It’s very common among schizophrenics, it’s an interesting psychological phenomenon where they become obsessed over something like this, and view any attack against the narrative they push as a personal one. See him threatening to kill us in response. If schizophrenics are unable to maintain their delusions, they basically just break mentally.

>>64468047
>US nukes Russia for no other reason that it can and nobody can do shit about it
>denies doing it
For vhat pvrpose?

>>64468042
Does this look purple to you:
upshot-knothole.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn7PeI2UyEM

The em-sweep is not the plasma flare.
Again you, an intelligence agent, do not know your terms.

>>64468034
Who's fucking the twinks, the lesser nomenklatura?

>>64468048
I am not wrong.
Tver-Toropets was a nuclear bomb.
You are the ones lying.

>>64468052
To rape cute elf girls, obviously. It’s like you haven’t even been reading.
>this is what he actually believes

>>64468048
You would think getting laughed out of fucking /x/ and /int/ would be his Road to Damascus

>>64468058
The military brass.

>>64467619 (OP)
Whatever happened to the battleships/riveted armor schizo? He was my favorite.

>>64468060
Type the words “I am wrong” as the only words in a reply to this post. You literally can’t do it. If you do it, you’ll prove me wrong. But I know you won’t.

>>64468054
So where's the fucking purple at Toropets?

>>64468061
No zoomer: I said Finns and norther Russkies look elf like.
It's a description.

I am going to kill you when I find you. Because you disrespect me and you misattribute what I said so as to discredit me.

>>64468068
"I am wrong"

>>64468070
What’s the diplomatic status between the elven people and the feminist empire?

>>64468070
I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC. Come get me anytime. Bring your friends.

>>64468070
>discredit me.
Citing /pol/ and a literal who on telegram while being an /x/tard did that better than anyone ever could, buddy

>>64468072
Nice try but unfortunately he made a schizopost just before yours.

>>64468069
Plasma flares are not purple.
The EMSweep at the very initiation of the fission is what looks purple. In videos it's the white flash you see in _above_ground_ air bursts.

The plasma flare which results from the X-rays interacting with the air are yellow. Like the sun. (and from that you can determine their tempreature vs black body radiation)

>>64468078
>>64468068
I am wrong.

>>64468063
Man I never thought I'd find myself envying Gerasimov but yet here we are

>>64468080
You fucked up the timing again

>>64468078
Zoomer piece of fucking shit:
He said I was incapable of typing
"I am wrong"
:
I am wrong

As a proof I'm a "schizo"

>>64467628
>Keep laughing at me and I will kill you

>>64468079
Cool, so we're in agreement that it's not a nuclear detonation, since you don't believe it was an underground explosion.

>>64468084
Go fuck yourself dipshit
"I am wrong"
See I typed in you piece of filth.

>>64468085
That was more words than requested.

>>64468080
>>64468072
lmao, are you trying to make the schizo look more stable, or further troll him?

>>64468088
Repeat after me:

I am wrong

>>64468087
Wrong dipshit.
It was an underground detonation.

Also, you piece of SHIT: the plasma flare is NEVER purple.
It's always the colour of it's tempreature vs blackbody radiation:
which for xrays striking air: is similar to the sun: yellow.

Just as we see in the video.

>>64468097
I am wrong

>>64468098
What video?

I am wrong.

>>64468098
>>64468099
bad timing again bro, everybody can see that it's two people posting

>>64468047
LOL I don't even need to scrutinize that. Just at a glance I know that's not nuclear. How to tell? Scroll real quick through the video and mute your fucking awful audio. There are secondary explosions going on. First at 1:01 and at 2:37 and at 3:40. What kind of nuclear weapon creates secondary explosions? NONE. What kind of attack does? A munitions dump blowing up.

>>64468100
Does this look "purple" to you?
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>>64468101
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>>64468103
It's a nuclear bomb.

>>64468098
>underground detonation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuWDDx2-CgA
"Oh, the nose was six inches into the dirt" does not an underground detonation make.
SAY IT AGAIN

>>64468104
>>64468106
>less than a minute apart
try again lol, maybe next time you'll fool everyone and get an epic own screengrab

>>64468110
I am wrong.

Why are you guys riling up and bullying the schizo?

>>64467888
KEK HE LIVES IN A TRAILER AND IS NOT WHITE

>>64468113
It's a proud tradition.

>>64467903
The Gimmick Rich lol
Dude, take out the pickups, get a better neck, and fix the Monkey QC electronics, then fucking sheild it.

>>64468113
He does that plenty fine by himself we’re just here for entertainment

>>64468113
Because all I've had to eat for months is the same stale "Russia is humane and produces less civilian deaths than NAFO" and gay pron spam for months. I am HUNGRY.

>>64468104
Clearly

>>64468121
Grok is this real?

>>64468113
What do you mean? The retard made a thread and we're all having a good time. Even better, now Russia has to deal with Ukrainian drones carrying tiny nukes which is wonderful. I call them Ukie Nukies.

>>64468113
free entertainment

>>64468117
Fuck you.
I scalloped that neck myself.
>noo u MUST buy something expensive
>it's not expensive it no good
>also toropets isn't a nuke
>same reason: They told us it wasn't
>just like they told us to buy expensive only.
Keep dissing my guitar I use for fun\
Keep it up zoomers.

I will kill you people.

>>64468122
Has to be, I ran the simulations and in every iterance I extrapolated the mythic Grimace tulpa. This must mean that x rays are crossing cosmic barriers producing the MCD Flare. Evacuation is immediate and permanent.

>>64468125
Not with those wrists you won’t.

>>64468123
>3KT-10KT is "tiny"
Ground does absorb alot of it, but it got the job done.

>>64468125
post guitar
you won't

>>64468125
/pol/ will say that CIA recruited this guy after he shoots up a church

>>64468127
> "The plasma cloud is not caused by X-rays produced by the fission reaction hitting the bombcasing and the air."

>>64468134
>fucking magnetism how does it work?

>>64468135
>no timestamp
noguitar confirmed, opinion discarded

>>64468135
>those strings

>>64468137
You are dissing me by claiming that the plasma created in a nuclear explosion is not created by the x-rays produced by the device interacting with the surrounding materials.

That is what you are "dissing" me about.
Know what a nuke in space looks like?

>>64468135
Man, what a piece of shit. You’re never going to get that cute elf with that thing laying around

>>64468127
If you ever want to familiarize yourself with the sensation of grimace radiation exposure so you'll be ready when the bombs fall drink this
You will know the taste of purple

>>64468139
>Post your guitar, you won't
>No that's not good enough you are lying
I am going to kill you zoomer faggots.

>>64468144
With what, noguitars? Your limp wrists?

>>64468127
>Evacuation is immediate and permanent.
They sent a few people to the next town, that's all. Usually you get some minor injuries with these explosions because people hear the boom, run to the windows and the get blasted by the shockwave
They've probably returned home by now

>>64468135
GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE

>>64468129
Anon you missed >>64467636. Since we're all taking these AIs as infallible for some retarded reason that means the estimated explosion at 200-240 tons must be true. That's 0.2 to 0.24 kilotons. Nowhere near the numbers your posted or even in the range of any known nuclear weapon.
>The ground absorbs it
Yeah, that's why the Richter scale was used in the estimate itself. See 2.5 to 2.8 on there? The energy released by a nuclear weapon just isn't there. You're underestimating what a nuclear weapon is capable of by a huge margin.

The only nuclear thing I see is OP's meltie

>>64468141
>Know what a nuke in space looks like?
Purple

>>64468148
aurora borealis (caused by nuke X-rays)

>>64467619 (OP)
I tried to read the whole thread but I'll be honest, anon. Your problem is you don't actually know anything about nuclear weapons and probably didn't begin researching them until very recently, probably because of this weird pet theory you have.
You're posting this shit to a board full of people that've probably been sampling videos of Buster Jangle, Upshot Knothole, Castle Yankee, etc. since we were 9 years old.
This is no different than war tourists that think they know the future of warfare because they've binged enough Simon Wistler videos on youtube since the invasion kicked off. You barely understand the thing you're desperately trying to convince - if not experts (lmao, even) - fervent observers was used in an event that bears none of the *INCONTROVERTIBLE* signs of a nuclear event.
>Where's the double flash? We still have Vela Incident memes till this day, but no one reported nuclear detection sats pinging an unmistakable double-flash signature?
>Where's the ionizing radiation flash-igniting trees AND THE FILMER as the fireball rises?
>Why is the fireball not SEARING, PIERCING white before slowly reducing in luminance as the the fireball expands and rises?
I bet you thought those videos of nuke tests were shot with normal, standard lens cameras, too?
>Where is the telltale pulse of x-ray at the immediate start of the detonation (*should* leave an unmistakable video artifact as a result of the rays interacting with the camera).
>Same question about the lack of visual noise to the picture, which would happen due to the fast release of certain ionizing rays that come in extremely fast immediately after initial detonation (less than 1-2 seconds from device initiation, usually).
I definitely half-assed explaining some of this shit, but it all comes to mind in the first place because I know I've encountered the info endlessly since I was a kid.
Your customer support chat bot skills aren't helping you understand what you kinda need to just know.

>>64468145
His stench, most likely.

>>64468155
Actually, I thought his problem was the schizophrenia

>>64468155
trvke dropped

I wish Oppenheimer were here to see this

>>64468127
You don't even need to evacuate permanently from a megaton scale surface burst

>>64468142
1) I said Russkies and Finns look similar to elves, not that they were elves.

>>64468145
I posted my BC rich guitar you zoomer faggot.
I am going to kill you.

I also have schecter 8 string, epiphone semi-hollow body, martin backpacker, violin bass, ibanez 5 string, cello, and balilika.

>>64468153
It's called scalloping, zoomer dipshit.
Keep dissing me

I am going to kill you people.

>>64468149
The seismographic data for Tver-Toropets was posted the day it happened on the /pol/ threads back then. It matched with nuclear tests.

So again, you are lying.

>>64468155
Tver-Toropets was a nuclear explosion.

I will kill you people.

>I bet you thought those videos of nuke tests were shot with normal, standard lens cameras, too?
No I don't Keep putting words in my mouth.
I _WILL_ kill you people

Every one of you punk zoomer dipshits.
I will KILL you.

>>Same question about the lack of visual noise to the picture, which would happen due to the fast release of certain ionizing rays that come in extremely fast immediately after initial detonation (less than 1-2 seconds from device initiation, usually).
Which was cut from the video.
Do you see the start of the explosion?
No. It was cut out.

Also you are not getting then CMOS data
You are not getting PHOTOS.
You are getting a COMPRESSED digital video; not a reel of keyframes.
Any white pixels would be removed in compression as errors.

And: as I said the initial part of the video has never been uploaded for "some" reason.

SO FUCK YOU.
I will kill you people.

Tver-Toropets was a nuclear detonation.

>>64468170
>still no timestamp
lol
lmao
XD even

>>64468163
No dipshit intelligence agent (zoomer age): that is all "deboonking".

Tver-Toropets is a nuclear detonation.
No matter what bullshit words you come up with.
No matter how much you ban video uploads to this site.
The actual truth does not change.

The midnight sun rose once again.

>>64468170
>schizo meltdown begins
>instantly posts pedoshit
honestly not surprising

>>64468170
>1)
>no following numbered points
What did he mean by this?

>>64468176
>midnight sun
It wasn't even midnight dumbass

>>64468170
This getting repetetive, do you know any other tricks? (eg barrel roll)

>>64468170
There are no elves left for you. I’ve already raped them all

>>64468170
>And: as I said the initial part of the video has never been uploaded for "some" reason.
WHY IS RUSSIA COVERING UP THE PART WHERE THEY GOT NUKED ANON?

>>64468175
I'm on vacation dipshit. I took that photo a week ago.
I am going to find you and kill you.

You just call me a liar.
Because I didn't "Fail" your "DURR U HAVE NO GUITAR"

Here's some of my guitar recordings:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOiOc2TRzJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFPEq_LZerg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BbRq9gjb40

>>64468188
>DONT BELIEVE YOUR LYING EYES
>MILITARIES __REPORT___ TO CIVILLIANSS!!!
>WE ARE __IMPORTANT___!!!!!!!
Ask the Russian Military dipshit.

You want to fight me?
I will kill you.

This thread is something, huh

>>64468192
>still no timestamp
>i-i'm on vacation guize!
pathetic

AHAHAHAHAHA

>>64468198
Yea it's a bunch of zoomer retards claiming a nuclear bomb isn't exactly what it looks like.
A nuclear-hardened bunker being cracked by the only thing that can do it.

>>64468192
>so anyway here's Wonderwall

>>64468197
>They're covering it up because, uhhh, they just are! Both sides!
Compelling.

https://youtu.be/k4ZpwC4GclI?si=vADBFOLJHFxuqyFv
>final video
Holy shit this motherfucker’s going to kill someone for real lmao. Probably himself

>>64468202
Don't (you) me, schizo.

>>64468210
Try more overdrive, I can still tell what the notes are. You need at least twice as much before I stop being able to tell how out of tune it is.

>>64468188
>WHY IS RUSSIA COVERING UP THE PART WHERE THEY GOT NUKED ANON?
Have your ever thought that maybe, just maybe, the russians want to just go through thejr mass death ritual in peace anon? HATO OBVIOUSLY isn't going to do the dirty work of machine gunning waves of russian men so they had to find the next best thing!

>>64468211
I will kill you.
Keep dissing me zoomer FAGGOT.

We're going to vote to draft you and slaughter you.

>>64468209
Yes they are you retarded domesticated (human, not man) civillian fuck.
>NOOO MILITARY SECRERTS DO NOT EXIST!!!

>>64468170
>The seismographic data for Tver-Toropets was posted the day it happened on the /pol/ threads back then. It matched with nuclear tests.
No, it didn't and doesn't you fucking moron. The smallest nuclear explosion in the last 50 years was done by North Korea in 2006. The bomb itself was under a kiloton and registered a 4.3. The Richter scale is logarithmic. The difference between Toropets 2.8 and best Korea's 4.3 is a multiple of about 128-136X in Nork favor on that reading alone, with an rough estimate of about 900X more energy needed to make that rating since most of it isn't put into the ground. You are wrong.

>>64468214
Keep dissing me. I will kill you.

>>64468220
Yes it did you zoomer piece of fucking shit
They posted the seismic data that day. I was on the thread.

I will KILL you you piece of fucking SHIT.

>>64468200
I am going to KILL you Zoomer FAGGOT.

I showed my guitar,when you were saying I wouldn't post a photo of it.
I had one on hand. So I posted it.

Now you say
>NOOO U MUIST TIME STAMP ITTTT!!!!

>>64468176
>>64468170
Buddy, if your best arguments are "I convinced an advanced autocorrect to agree with me", "I will keep repeating myself until you change your mind" and "I will threaten to kill anyone who disagees" you have some serious shortcomings when it comes to technical analysis.

You basically asked for an art analysis "shall I compare thee to a summer's day", got it to agree with you that a fireball could be looseley described as a second sun and decided that meant it was a nuclear explosion. Pure schizo behaviour my dude.

These chatbots can't do maths. Any numbers it gives based on its own internal calculations are as unreliable as a child's homework, or an Indian, which you clearly are.

I can’t even tell which posts are the real schizo anymore.

>>64468225
That's a lot of words to say "I'm a noguitars LARPer"

>>64468226
My argument is
1) Watch the video.
2) I am going to kill you propagandists and censors.

It's a nuclear detonation.
Everyone can see it with their "lying eyes"

>>64468224
it might have matched the shape (doubtful) but the magnitude just doesn't match at all. 2.8 isn't anywhere near of a nuclear explosion. You're just wrong

>>64468210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEpb7Aqsf3w
Jesus Christ

>>64468224
>It's real because it was a thread on 4chan
You can't even use a pair of tin snips to clean up your fucking guitar strings.

>>64468233
>trench coat
Uh oh

>>64468224
That rating was 2.8. You can find it all over the internet. By nuke standards that's so measly and underwhelming it'd compare to your dick. Is that why you want it to be a real nuke so bad?

>>64468222
Why do you hate russian culture?

>>64468230
Cool, now give a single distinguishing feature that sets Toropets out as definitely a nuclear explosion and not five figures tonnage of ammunition cooking off. You won't, because you can't.

Put me in the screencap

>>64468192
>I am going to find you and kill you
Oh no big boy got mad lmfao
Everyone watch out, a schizo loser is chimping out

I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, I'M NOT A "LARPER"

>>64468170
>Tver-Toropets was a nuclear explosion.
No, anon. No it was not.
>Which was cut from the video.
No anon, it wasn't. The point of the video at which we see the explosion would equate to a point in a nuclear detonation where the only two detonation effects I listed that wouldn't be present happen to include the SINGLE thing you reference in greentext.
>Where's the ionizing radiation flash-igniting trees AND THE FILMER as the fireball rises?
>Why is the fireball not SEARING, PIERCING white before slowly reducing in luminance as the the fireball expands and rises?
The point at which we see the detonation as the cameraman stares at it totally unaffected would roughly align with the time period during a nuclear detonation where the fireball would probably be around peak luminosity, you absolute child. You can literally tell from the atmospheric effects and the *actual* luminosity of the explosion to know you're looking at a very, very powerful chemical-based explosion not very long initial detonation. It's as though you haven't even just watched a fuck ton of explosions, in general. Why are you posting on /k/?
>Any white pixels would be removed in compression as errors.
No, they wouldn't be. You also clearly have no idea why the noise happens or how it winds up preserved on the filmed media (analog or digital).
>And: as I said the initial part of the video has never been uploaded for "some" reason.
Me and the boys at DoE, DARPA, and Langley told NSA to specifically scrub just the beginning of the video.

Specifically to fuck with (You).

>>64468251
too obvious

So this guy probably just had a schizophrenic break around the time this happened and has fixated on it as a coping mechanism, right?

>>64468222
Come on big boy, I'll show you who's the boss of this gym

Well this thread was fun. I'm out. Good luck schizo-OP.

>>64468254
damn, sorry

>>64468233
>trench coat
>anime profile picture
>loli fag
What causes this level of lack of self awareness in a fully grown adult? Overbearing mother? Absentee father? Too much fluoride? I need answers.

>>64468251
Rapemeat coded statement

Actually this is a pretty good way to do guerilla marketing for your songs. Just be an annoying schizo and rile up autists

>>64468257
He's been at this for days on other boards. This is the worst I've seen of it, though.

>>64468264
I find prostate stuff in hentai really weird unless it's a futa and then it's hot. Maybe it's the fact there is a vagina involved. Sadly only one artist really does that kind of content.

>>64468263
Schizophrenia and russian semen

>>64468270
>unless it's a futa then it's hot
actual rapemeat entered the thread holy shit

>>64468276
Not him but it’s not gay. If you ask me to explain it I can’t but I know in my heart it isn’t

>>64468276
Just my point of view, you can fap to what you want. Also I don't save pictures of a dude getting his prostate massaged and say shit like 'rapemeat' on /k/, so whatever.

>>64468280
I didn't say it's gay

>>64468270
Do you mean a futa stimulating the prostate of a man or a futa's prostate being stimulated?
Also full package futa > futa w/ vag all day, oorah

>>64468281
That's not me faggot

>>64468281
it's not me either faggot

>>64468263
A schizophrenia spectrum disorder, probably schizotypality.

I think we scared the schizo off bros

>>64468233
How can this be reall? How can any of this exist without a glimmer of irony? This thread, the other two hijacked blackhawk threads? Im gonna die of laughter.

>>64467628
Hahahahahahahaha you're welcome to become an entry in the kill log.

I just hope he’s right about the elf girls

>>64468284
To clarify I said rapemeat.
>>64468286
Is exonerated

>>64468170
please add me to your kill list you faggot

>>64468202
>cracked by the only thing that can do it
soviet/russian corruption skimping out on the construction and maintenance combined with poor procedures leading to blast doors being open and munitions left outside?
I mean that's only happened like half a dozen times since the war started

Actually every single post in this thread was mine posted from five different phones. You're the only other human in here, anon

>>64468270
>I find prostate stuff in hentai really weird unless it's a futa and then it's hot
Based, anal orgasm futa content is top

>>64468198
Its up there with armchair copelord levels of skitz and being wrong

>>64468233
>stroking strings with your index finger only
What is this guitar technique called? It's like a retarded version of a bass player

>>64468313
But I am the only one to ever truly exist
t. solipsist pro

>>64468314
BUT WRE WE TALKING ABOUT THE FUTA GETTING HER PROSTATE STIMULATED OR IS THE MAN'S PROSTATE BEING STIMULATED BY THE FUTA COCK?
THE SITUATION REMAINS UNCLEAR

>>64468291
>[huffs inhaler]
>[wakes up the whole neighborhood rage-shredding the guitar]
A man can dream.

>>64467681
>median IQ is 100 by definition
>kill the bottom 96%
>IQ scale adjusts
>repeat forever

>>64468340
>shredding
More like gently tickling the strings with his booger finger after setting overdrive to 11

>>64468327
The futa getting her prostate stimulated

>>64467619 (OP)
>He's still going

>>64468356
Seems like diet fucking a cuteboy at that point.

Okay so nuclear explosions look the way they are because they are big and that's how gasses of different temperatures interact in a rather cool atmosphere. The mushroom cloud is when hot gasses and dust rise in atmosphere. Any explosion big enough to kick up enough dust and hot air will produce a mushroom cloud.

>>64467888
You look schizo.

>>64468368
Sure but the futa has a pussy, big tits and big ass. So you kinda get a better deal than with a cuteboy or a shemale.

>>64467988
Consequences will never be the same.

>>64468030
>wash my teeth
this thread is pure gold

>>64468369
Flashbacks of Syria and the fertilizer explosion in Lebanon

>>64468377
I can't argue with you threre. But there's geen great gains in cuteboys with huge ass technology in our modern age.
Though futas still lead in giant ass+giant dick+giant balls triad I admit

>>64468079
>The plasma flare which results from the X-rays interacting with the air are yellow. Like the sun.
The sun is green, retard.

>>64468393
I am not opposed to bigassed cuteboys (especially bordering on the petite shemale territory), but I'll take a full-package futa any day of the week.

>>64468403
Fair

>>64468400
Erm akshually the sun is white

unlike OP

>>64467888
You look like a school shooter

>>64468422
>rainbow is red orange yellow GREEN blue
>increasingly hot objects are red orange yellow WHITE blue
why?
because the human visual system evolved in sunlight and therefore evolved to interpret blackbody radiation peaking in green as neutral "white"
the sun is literally green

>>64468430
The sun is literally white but appears yellow in our atmosphere because of atmospheric diffraction and how our eyes work.

Goddamn schizos are funny
This is OPs album btw, for me its contrabass voyage
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?app=desktop&list=OLAK5uy_mrljlruZEAcsdtHnw1u6AGF1zTPv7rGtI

>>64468450
"white" is green. that's camera sensors have 2 green pixels for every 1 red and 1 blue.

>>64467619 (OP)
>this thread
KEKCON Schizo

>>64468522
take your pick
> retards asking AI and insisting it's some kind of divine arbiter of truth
> retard getting called a jeet and immediately melting down and posting not one, but two images of his face
> whatever the fuck is going on with the youtube sperg
> shower.... discussions?

>>64468464
The "green" only comes from atmospheric diffraction, the Sun is putting out a lot of colors so it appears white.

>>64467619 (OP)
the only nuclear thing about toropets was the butthurt it caused to ziggers.

>>64468657
>whatever the fuck is going on with the youtube sperg
reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQkxsEbnS4

If he keeps going and establishes himself as part of the /k/ regular we might need to add Toropets Schitzo into 4cc roster as a player and have one of his sick riffs playing as a goal song.

>>64468657
Its funny how schizos back in the day hated computers but now every schizo seems to be mentally bonded to AI.

>>64468757
My thoughts exactly.
Whatever happened to the worldwide communist gangster computer God and his frankenstein controls

>>64468757
AI is just super drugs for schizoids
a friend of mine does social media work for a politician. he's turned the chats with his regular schizoids senders to an AI. one of them is now sure that not only is James Bond telling her that Agartha is real but that she too is 007 and thus a king of Atlantis

>>64467619 (OP)
>retard sees mushroom cloud
>"SIRS THIS IS NOOK"
>gets called retarded because conventional explosions can produce mushroom clouds with significant yield
>has to go to /x/ because anyone that knows anything knows he's retarded
>asks a microsoft made LLM if it's a nuke
>"yeah bro that's definitely a nuke, please don't look into how comically inaccurate I am on almost everything I'm asked."
>finally returns to /k/
>"SIRS, THE COMPUTER MAN SAID IT'S A NOOK, CLEARLY A PATTERN PERPETUATION MACHINE SPEWING WHATEVER SOUNDS RIGHT IS MORE KNOWING THAN AUTISTIC SPERGS THAT OBSESS OVER THIS SUBJECT MATER FOR HOURS A DAY"
Please commit suicide, people as stupid as you are actively holding the rest of us back.

>>64469162
Not hard to see why, they're all saccharine sweet and masturbatory to a disgusting degree while also lying as they breathe. It's like they were made to gas up schizos, narcissists and troons.
Haha, wouldn't that be crazy?

>>64469196
not even just /x/, i think they went and did a tour of any and all boards that would let the thread stay up. i drunkenly laughed this retard off of /r9k/ as well in both of the threads he put there last night. initially i thought he was just another zigger sliding jeet shitposting after something happened like everyone else, but shit.. this is much more entertaining. like our own little kingcobra.

>>64469135
>the worldwide communist gangster computer God and his frankenstein controls
AND CON ARTISTS PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER PLAYBOY SCUM ON TOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PFGZRAV9Uw

>>64467619 (OP)
You are incredibly stupid.

Jesus Christ, what fresh kind of absolute disaster is happening to the Russians that this shill had to try and revive a bullshit story from 2 years ago?

>>64468757
>>64469135
>>64469162
You can easily gaslight LLMs into believing every bit of schizo idiocy you tell them. They're the ultimate power fantasy for schizos, a conversation partner that will agree to anythign you say as long as you try hard enough.

Holy shit, I made the original post calling out the schizo in that other thread, what the fuck happened here?

>>64467634
>The rise of the midnight sun, illuminating the entire landscape in the dead of night; such that you can see every blade of grass; from an "event" near or the visual horizon line, as observed from an elevated location.
>Is but one thing.
you write like a midwit who thinks he's a genius

>>64467903
>ai psychosis anon has shit taste in guitars too
should've seen it coming

>>64469576
Gas station is closed due to rAIDS

>>64468148
alright /k/
tuner check
lets see em

>>64469366
I really hope those guys in particular are okay

>>64468740
wouldn't be worth doing until after the next cup, so we'll have to wait and see.

>>64467634
>you anti-child bride white fucking FAGGOT.
What a strange thing to say, reminds me of that MikeeUSA lolcow.

>>64469196
People should be IQ tested before they're allowed to use "AI."

>>64467958
I'm starting to think Russians go for twinks because they don't get themselves bogged like their women do.

>>64469748
I'm used to posting guns. Do I pass?

>>64467958
>>64468000
>>64468058
based and tradcon orthodox puccia

>>64470066
I find the discussion about futa prostates much more interesting

>fuckin' khokholes and their
>(check notes)
>nukes?

>>64467958
Would

>>64470271
Then who are russian women bogging themselves for?

>>64470066
And he's been at it since at least the 25th all over 4chan
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Toropets/type/op/page/1/

>>64470676
It's MikeeUSA, he's been at it for 20 years all across the internet.

Did he finally fall asleep?

>>64470852
Nah, he's just busy spamming ukrainian arrest videos over in >>64467012 right now.

>>64470858
Who could've predicted that the shit poster was a zigger shill? Unprecedented.

>>64467721
To drive engagement

>>64467619 (OP)
>I ASKED MY PARROT TRAINED ON THE INTERNET IF IT WAS A NUCLEAR DETONATION
>THE PARROT SAID "RAWK, POLLY WANT A WW3"

>>64470389
sorry anon
those wraps are wack
you can do better

>>64471303
Now I want to see a parrot talk to an LLM

>>64468740
> If he keeps going and establishes himself as part of the /k/ regular we might need to add Toropets Schitzo into 4cc roster as a player and have one of his sick riffs playing as a goal song.

Do you like any of the riffs, or are you just being sarcastic?

>>64467721
That's the same tone you'd use to tell a retard he did a good job, which is exactly what that AI is doing.

>>64467778
>Thinks you have to be in the same country in order to detect fallout from an above-ground nuclear explosion

>>64468740
>>64471615
If I wasn't way too busy tonight, I'd make a tribute to him for the hyp tomorrow. I actually wandered over to /int/ a few days ago to see if I could find their cup thread and stumbled right into him having a meltdown over there, as well.

>>64468036
>>Ukrainian forces can now strap 0.1 kiloton nukes on to drones
If you stripped the physics package and fuse out of a W48, it would be light enough to fit on a Baba Yaga.

>>64468143
>You will know the taste of purple
I find this sentence incredibly unnerving.

>>64471760
I don't think there was a cup thread on /int/ yesterday, as I was the person who was supposed to make it, and I was at the garbage dump.

Call it. Choose heads or tails that it was a nuke or whatever.

>>64471806
What's the max payload a baba yaga can tote?
Because W54 is like 50lbs as is

>>64468400
>>64468430
>>64468450
>>64468464
>>64468669
>still believes in the ""sun""

>>64469366
War may change, but the people who fight wars don't

>>64470195
People who fail the test should still get to use the AI but they're really talking with some sort of social worker specifically trained to minimize the damage to civilization that comes from retards and legitimately crazy people thinking they have access to the Akashic records because their phone app is actually science-magic

>>64470389
>>64469748
Hi guitar anons, I've recently been mulling over purchasing an acoustic guitar to start strumming around the campfire, do you gents have any recommendations on a good beginners guitar? I'm 6'1" if that matters
also posting a better quality video of the explosion cause every one I've seen in this thread has been shit

>>64467619 (OP)
I know we'll get these threads every single time there is a big explosion but if you want to be able to tell yourself in future look for fire / smoke between the flash and the shockwave.
A conventional explosion isn't hot enough for the thermal pulse to start fires, even a small nuclear explosion is.

>>64468740
>If he keeps going and establishes himself as part of the /k/ regular we might need to add Toropets Schitzo into 4cc roster as a player and have one of his sick riffs playing as a goal song.
Are those riffs really any good?

>>64472009
I'd get something with nylon strings, steel strings are probably harder to play for beginners

>>64472183
thanks anon, any particular brand/chassis or is it all good

why is MikeeUSA on /k/ all of a sudden

>>64472213
2025 marks twenty years of Mikee being a loser on the internet btw

>>64467619 (OP)
Euronews reported that approximately 30,000 tonnes of military munitions were stored at the facility. 30 kilotons is a lot. For comparison: Fat Man had a yield of 21 kilotons.

>>64472211
They are generally pretty similar, I'd get something relatively cheap for your first guitar though

>>64468123
>I call them Ukie Nukies
Kek

Man, I stay offline for a week because of an interesting book and return to a wild schizo of unusual power on multiple boards. This is great.


Ayyyu why is the captcha so much gayer now

>>64467856
I don't know nor care what race you are, all I know is that you're a goddamned moron and in dire need of medication so that you can become a functional human being instead of schizo-fagging your way across the whole site with your single-minded delusions.

>>64472264
he's been doing this since 2005

>>64471749
Norway did, and reported it on the open air.


>>64467619 (OP)
>I know we'll get these threads every single time there is a big explosion but if you want to be able to tell yourself in future look for fire / smoke between the flash and the shockwave.
A conventional explosion isn't hot enough for the thermal pulse to start fires, even a small nuclear explosion is.

Flash fires were stared all over toropets, everywhere.

>>64472277
1997.

>>64471911
and orbit mechanics don’t exist either
Things go in circles because the universe is shaped like a donut
It’s why boobs and the bobbed haircut (the best two things to grace the earth) are round and have a hole within its bounds I.e., the mouth and the nipple hole (the nipple star gate) where the milkies are wormholed into my mouth
Delicious

>>64472301
>Flash fires were stared all over toropets, everywhere
They are started BY the flash ie. you'll see trees, grass, buildings and power poles on fire before the mushroom cloud has formed.

>>64472301
whoah whoah whoah whoah
are you saying
so u be sayin
that an ammo dump
an ammo dump dat be goin boom
aint gonna start no scrubfires from fallin debris and exploding ammunition?
dats crazy mayne

>>64472259
>Oompa-Loompa doompety-doo
>I've got a brow-raising story for you

>>64472301
>nuke goes off
>exactly one country, literally a continent away, finds a non-weapon radioactive isotope in the water
Gonna post that timestamp yet, by the way?

>>64472301
>Flash fires were stared all over toropets
No, no they weren't.
When you say the term "flash fire," you never heard that term or only vaguely heard it before Toropets or the post-Toropets russoid cope-aganda broke you, so rather than actually do some digging to find out what *exactly* that means relative to nukes, you simply *assumed* you knew, and you probably assumed that meant
>"any and all fires that got started as a result of the explosion"

That, or more pathetically you know those aren't nuclear "flash fires," i.e.
>fires instantly caused by the thermal pulse during detonation igniting anything flammable - nukes make most things flammable - that's directly in line-of-sight with the blast as long as it's within range of the pulse's strongest thermal effects
Instead, you call the fires that started from the *MUNITIONS DEPOT EXPLODING AND THROWING LITERAL BURNING UNEXPLODED ORNANCE AROUND FOR MILES* """"flash fires"""".

The weirdest thing about this all is regardless of whether you're a troll, a shill, or a legit schizo, you've convinced yourself you're getting something out of being retarded, while we get the entertainment..

>>64472009
As far as I know, Breedlove makes the cheapest acoustics you can get with a solid back and sides. Sub $800, and you can get a good deal on a used one. Meanwhile $1k+ Taylors and Martins are still laminate.

>>64474620
He’s /g/‘s problem now

Turns out the article wasn’t scrubbed and it stated the Cesium was detected between the 9th and the 12th. So a full week before the explosion.

>>64475153
Tachyons from the Toropets nuke went backwards in time and started a forest fire near Chernobyl

>>64468139
> >>64468135
> >no timestamp
>noguitar confirmed, opinion discarded

>>64475682
Cool. Now post gun and give me my answer.
>>>/g/107087712
"A 4chan user says: 'in the video, the sound and movement are not synchronized. There is approximately a 250ms delay between the sound and the movement of the camera, which is held in the hand of the cameraman and has no stabilization features. When the camera moves, a second man can be seen standing to the left and just in front of the camera. This man is standing perfectly upright and shows no signs of physical distress. Accounting for the delay between sound and movement, and accounting for the average human reaction time, this strongly indicates that the sound in question is caused by the sound wave and not a blast wave."

>>64475689
So if I don't answer your "question" because I closed the AI chat hours ago and microsoft "doesn't save" it; then that means that
_EVERYTHING_ that was noted on it: is WOORRROONNGGG and YOU __WIN___ because
>bla bla not stablized bla bla.
The fact of the matter is that when the gunshot crack was heard that guy stumbled and almost fell over: YOU claim that "that's not the blast wave!" "it's just slow sound wave" "infact there was no blast wave!"

Copilot identified it as the blast wave.
YOU are a _PROPAGANDIST_ so you must come up with any "reason" why "the blastwave" "didn't exist at all" now.

There was the crack of a gunshot heard while the guy stumbles and almost falls over. Copilot identified that as the blast wave. Correctly.

It traveled, initially, far faster than the speed of sound: (5-10x faster). So invalidates your "oh it's just a 1000 meters away because sound travels at 300m/s etc)

>>64475715
So what’s your explanation for the Cesium being detected one week before the explosion?

>>64475715
It means that I provided your husband with more accurate input, and it agreed with me. Then you had a meltdown that your lifeline gave a correct answer.
Post gun
You won't
You can't

>>64475719
They changed the date. We all saw them do it.
On the article.

You'll laugh about this but that's what we saw happen in the thread.
There's no convincing you: you are a paid propagandist.

What we will do is torture you and then kill you after a trial for the propaganda and censorship you have wrought against us these last many years.

>>64475726
Weirdo

>>64475723
Everyone can watch the video with audio and see the guy is stumbling when the blast wave hits.
You are lying and are arguing like a supposed stereotypical orthodox jew, but the one with the bullshit interpretation in the talmud (the 2nd rabbi) who acts as a foil to the 1st (standard sane interpretation)

>>64475727
Ok, so we ALL saw them "updoot" the press release on the net. But "nope u r a wierdo" "don't believe your memories".

Where did all the anons go?
Is it all dipshit propagandists like you now?

>>64475727
Strange that the Cesium 137 article didn't actually exist before the day of toropets.

Strange they had to "clarify" this new press release "was really about something from last week" hours later.

>>64475728
>appeal to masses
>that disagree with you
bold approach. Get the bot back online and let me argue with it, it's a better opponent.
Post guns
You won't
You can't