Thread 64498400

If an IRL "Red Dawn" invasion happened today and a foreign military dropped in to your city, how would you survive/fight back?

>>64498400 (OP)
i would continue giving eye exams and maybe hope for a foreign female conscript to rape then marry me.

>>64498400 (OP)
>contact US government
>tell them that the invaders are an imminent threat to the nation state of Israel
>tell them I need a fuckload of cash to fight back and keep Israel safe
>immediately receive 20-quadrillion McBurger-bux™ in extra gold-plated Trump-edition $47 bills
>take the money and run
>?????????
>profit

>>64498400 (OP)
Rape them, unless they're Russian which I simply cannot out-rape them. In that case, provide them purified drinking water and watch them die in agony as their bodies can't handle anything that isn't either heavily polluted or 11% abv

>Kids bug out to the mountains
>The whole local community is already there, they had the same bug out plans
>The whole mountain is now a campsite, complete with RVs running generators
>Power struggles develop immediately
>Two guys with military experience want to lead the group, but are challenged by the dentist who thinks his $30,000 in gear makes him a better candidate
>Food quickly runs out because everyone just thought they were going to hunt
>The hippies from Fort Collins who had already been living there for 6 months can't stop talking about surrendering
>Meanwhile, the Russian invaders still haven't found this obvious mountain community
>Their planes that carried fuel for ground vehicles ran out of fuel before they could make it to the drop site
>No ground transportation
>Officers and conscripts alike have looted all the dispensaries and are high 24/7
>Nobody wants to march up the mountain
>Eventually fighting breaks out when the old couple in an RV drive back to town to feed their cat
>They survive and retreat to the mountain village
>Russians pursue, real fighting occurs
>There are many casualties, mostly Russians dying from starvation
>Fighting continues for a week
>Ammo is running low
>Old people in the RV refuse to share their ammo horde because "Shoulda bought when it was cheap sonny!"
>People start taking AKs and raiding Russian ammo supplies
>The Dentist objects and insists that everyone standardize on the AR platform in 5.56
>He runs of out 5.56 too
>He is last seen on a hillside, crying to himself as he unsuccessfully attempts to attach all of his AR peripherals to an AK
>All of this doesn't matter because the Russians ran out of ammo entirely three days ago
>Fighting comes to a stop
>Local man is caught digging up his backyard prepper stash
>It contains 20 cans of baked beans
>This satisfies the remainder of the invading army
>Peace is had
If I had the budget, I would make it a movie.

>>64498400 (OP)
Throw rocks at them

>>64498400 (OP)
I'm old so i'd probably be a suicide bomber. Make sure someone writes my name on Partisan Rock.

https://setjetters.com/blog/reddawn

>>64498400 (OP)
Depends on what military. If the Albanian military decides to declare war I'm enlisting within the minute, or becoming the Abomber (Albanian bomber).

I would also 100% film a music video calling the enemy gay as hell

>>64498470
This was a good read.

>>64498400 (OP)
I'd show them the critical infrastructure points.
Seriously, this country needs a revolution, and since that's not going to happen, violent occupation is so much better than the peaceful one we're getting now.

>>64498448
>styx plays in background

>>64499335
You go gramps! Take some with you! Me? Like this.
https://youtu.be/zxfse85yYpM?si=kL8l7npcIm9r1T0C

>>64499479
Shut up, Darryl. Traitors die first!

>>64498400 (OP)
I suppose that a couple of days after i noticed that the invasion happened i'd execute any Mounties who came wandering towards my backwoods Library/Supply Depot and/or make them POWs depending on how much i liked them. My hangover status, how many morning coffees i've had and the time of day would be directly related to their potential lifespans.

>16 miles up a dirt road and 25 miles from Jackman Maine

The Canadian Army better have brought a Tomboy or at least a Leaf version of Rachel Maddow who will let me hate fuck her because otherwise i'm not feeding a bunch of leafs with beards.

>>64499479
What's your reason for high treason?

>>64499479
I don't have any major problem with that map as far as i can see besides that Suriname should be independent and twice as large.

>>64499540
I'm watching every elected official commit it first and no one bats an eye?
When's the last time someone even brought up conflict of interest on the floor?
Long before covid, that's for sure.

>>64498448
my Bug Out is MacGregor 26.

>>64498400 (OP)
Seattle and Portland during Summer of Floyd were test runs.

Imagine if mayors had hired rent-a-cops that turned out to be mostly sheep dipped PLA Chi-Com "civil affairs MPs" via Canadian-to-USA work permits.

At first they'd clean up the streets, cleaner than before the riots. But people start to notice they seem to have the mayor under almost House Arrest and mayor goes no where without surrounded by the new police.

Normal courts suspended, but look at what the normally feared Police Union law firms did about forced vaxx...they ALL sold out their clients.

POTUS Newsom takes no action, in fact does Zoom call giving the new regime the POTUS stamp of approval.

>>64499673
I'd heave my asshole out of my mouth on 26 on calm day.

>shove couch in front of door
>mag dump through door if someone tries to get in
>get blown up by a grenade the enemy throws in to clear me out

>>64499479
>that map
HOLY FUCK IM COOOOOOMING

>>64500028
I'm Ok with it mostly.

>>64498400 (OP)
How did I never notice that they had rpg-2's in this

>>64498400 (OP)
Why bother with overt military force when you can just import your enemies and let them subvert your political system from within. For example., your new mayor of New York

>>64500129
If it was the current era those would be identified as F-7s if they had a tiny red band around them, Red Dawn was very accurate even for it's era.

>Saw it in a theater as a kid

>>64499479
Come on, give ME and NH statehood back, they’re gorgeous states

>>64500562
They are, but they should unite if blakanization happens. Wouldn't want to be swallowed up by Quebec or jew York.

>>64500641
We will have to pacify certain populations in Portland and Portsmouth, but it won't be long until we can begin operations to shell Boston under a unified command.

>>64498400 (OP)
>a foreign military dropped in to your city
what a glorious turkey shoot that would be

>>64498431
>US government tells israel to expect a shipment of 20-quadrillion McBurger-bux™ in extra gold-plated Trump-edition $47 bills
>they never get it
>mossad comes looking for you

I would collaborate with the occupying forces.

>>64498400 (OP)
I think a modern Red Dawn would best work in Venezuela. Our protagonist will be an young red blooded American tourist that leads an uprising against the communist government in Venezuela and frees the Venezuelan people.

Honestly I think a movie like this could be made on a shoestring budget, just some air soft guns for the guys in the background, real guns for the main characters/close ups.

>>64498400 (OP)
A foreign biomass waddled over our southern border, invaded every urban center and nothing was done lol
Ironically, most of this board is now made up of its descendants.

>>64499479
I support that picture 100%

>>64500686
>contact Mossad directly, bypassing Israeli government completely
>offer them a chance to get in on the scam
>offer share of the money in exchange for protection and a job extracting even more McBurger-bux™ from the US
>get immediately targeted by Hamas/Hezbollah/Iran, etc
>offer them a chance to get in on the scam
>offer share of the money in exchange for protection and a job extracting even more McBurger-bux™ from the US
>dozens of various foreskin-less brown intel organizations believe I'm a double-agent working on their behalf
>create whole fucked-up mess of a situation where no one knows who is betraying who
>Sip fruity drinks on tropical beach while dozens of silicone infused whores from across the world slobber on my uncut dong
>keep collecting McBurger-bux™ from the US
>someone somewhere [Glow in the dark CIA niggers] eventually figure out that I'm scamming everyone and only lining my own pockets
>repeat offer of sharing cash with foreskin-less browns to keep the scam going
>dumb-ass Israeli conscripts and dumb-ass jihadists continue to take potshots at each other the same way they've done for decades
>????????
>insane profits for everyone except the retards shooting at each other, and the 'murricans working class paying for it all.
Infinite money glitch

>>64501948
>Do nothing
>Win
Was China right?

>>64498400 (OP)
Dig a trench with the boys and getting droned to death while digging. You're not doing shit against an Army