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Anonymous No.64503255 [Report] >>64503317 >>64503413 >>64503417 >>64503484 >>64503530 >>64503542 >>64503558 >>64503577 >>64503659 >>64503878 >>64503889 >>64503894 >>64503965 >>64504158 >>64504283 >>64504331 >>64504447 >>64504509
Is your wife/gf ready to defend herself?
Anonymous No.64503263 [Report] >>64503332 >>64503446
da child is naow deff
Anonymous No.64503317 [Report]
>>64503255 (OP)
>tfw no gf
Anonymous No.64503332 [Report]
>>64503263
I mean, better than being dead
Anonymous No.64503356 [Report]
Lead contaminated milkies…
Anonymous No.64503385 [Report]
fuck ya
mudda
Anonymous No.64503403 [Report] >>64504120
get some of these and youre good to go
Anonymous No.64503413 [Report]
>>64503255 (OP)
Fat.
Anonymous No.64503417 [Report] >>64503470 >>64503545
>>64503255 (OP)
>Is your wife/gf
stopped reading right there
Anonymous No.64503446 [Report] >>64503475 >>64503560 >>64503573 >>64503635
>>64503263
That one's just plastic, in a real self defense situation everyone gets some hearing loss. Unless you cc with a really good suppressor.
Anonymous No.64503470 [Report]
>>64503417
>and my lineage dies out
Prolly for the best.
Anonymous No.64503475 [Report] >>64504130
>>64503446
>Unless you cc with a really good suppressor.
Which makesnsense, especially if you are attacked in an elevator or sauna.
Anonymous No.64503484 [Report] >>64503535
>>64503255 (OP)
>Is your wife/gf
Anonymous No.64503530 [Report] >>64503707
>>64503255 (OP)
You wouldn't know her
She goes to another school
Anonymous No.64503535 [Report]
>>64503484
fpbp
Anonymous No.64503542 [Report] >>64504427
>>64503255 (OP)
>Is your wife/gf ready to defend herself?
shes ex east euro naval sf and did a tour in ukraine as a combat medic so yah but she's no pink haired freak and wears heels and lipstick
Anonymous No.64503545 [Report]
>>64503417
do you identify as shit on dick or something?
Anonymous No.64503558 [Report] >>64503576 >>64503986
>>64503255 (OP)
Euro chicks are like what the fuck is this shit?
Anonymous No.64503560 [Report]
>>64503446
>tfw that's the main reason you hope to never have to use it
I already have mild EEEEEEEE. I don't think I could live with full-on EEEEEEEEE.
Anonymous No.64503573 [Report]
>>64503446
>That one's just plastic,
Or maybe that's just what burger babies look like when their mothers are vegan pink haired freaks
Anonymous No.64503576 [Report] >>64503682 >>64504157 >>64504232
>>64503558
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Nordengrip

Swedish army trained 342 year old politician who enlisted inn Ukraine's 47th Mechanized Brigade
Anonymous No.64503577 [Report]
>>64503255 (OP)
MAWP
Anonymous No.64503635 [Report]
>>64503446
You sure? Sure it'll damage your ears but one time isnt enough to cause a life-long serious damage that you'd notice.
Anonymous No.64503659 [Report] >>64504452 >>64504496 >>64504502 >>64504581
>>64503255 (OP)
Yes, she's an expert at hand-to-hand, as you can see.
Anonymous No.64503682 [Report] >>64503986 >>64504287
>>64503576
>342 year old
Anonymous No.64503707 [Report] >>64503747 >>64504141
>>64503530
I had a girlfriend that went to another school in 6th grade? I didn't really care or have anyone to impress, but occasionally girls would come up to me to check out her story. I wonder if that was just young girls being busy bodys or her talking a lot of shit.
Anonymous No.64503747 [Report] >>64503771
>>64503707
They wanted the 11 year old pubescent D.
Anonymous No.64503771 [Report]
>>64503747
don't write sentences like that from now on
Anonymous No.64503878 [Report] >>64503971
>>64503255 (OP)
>Is your wife/gf
Anonymous No.64503889 [Report]
>>64503255 (OP)
>Is your wife/gf ready
Anonymous No.64503894 [Report]
>>64503255 (OP)
wife, gf?
Anonymous No.64503965 [Report] >>64504272
>>64503255 (OP)
Yeah, we go shooting together every 3 months or so, she's joined me for a couple of IPSC matches and she shot her first 25 in skeet a few months back. For hand to hand, we do judo twice a week and I've taught her a bit of striking and grappling from other systems. She knows how to take a punch like a champ.
Anonymous No.64503971 [Report] >>64503990
>>64503878
Anonymous No.64503976 [Report] >>64503978 >>64504009 >>64504187
I will die alone and unloved...
Anonymous No.64503978 [Report] >>64503996
>>64503976
Anonymous No.64503986 [Report] >>64504282
>>64503558
>>64503682

At least the Vampires are fighting for the right side
Anonymous No.64503990 [Report]
>>64503971
I grew up with a serious crush on this clown chick. I remember hating how few clown women there were in the world, especially since the metaphorical type were well over capacity.
Anonymous No.64503996 [Report]
>>64503978
Don't bully i'm crying
Anonymous No.64504009 [Report]
>>64503976
Get your cock hard and give your parents some grandkids anon
Anonymous No.64504040 [Report]
>your wife/gf
Anonymous No.64504120 [Report]
>>64503403
Yeah they love shit on their head, I'm sure they won't fling that right off.
Anonymous No.64504130 [Report]
>>64503475
Those are enclosed spaces you idiot, why isn't there a self defense IED on the door already, what you just casually go into a new room and don't A.I.S.E.D. it? Like all the time, you go around without even preparing your position?
Anonymous No.64504141 [Report] >>64504436
>>64503707
The first one. They're cunts, because their moms was cunts afore 'em and they inherited the cuntiness at the teat. Also that only works in a small two-school town, damn I miss being a kid in the 80s... 16 Candles and St. Elmo's Fire was a documentary.
Anonymous No.64504157 [Report]
>>64503576
don't let them hide the TRVTH
Anonymous No.64504158 [Report]
>>64503255 (OP)
>is you wife/gf
Anonymous No.64504187 [Report] >>64504323
>>64503976
Anon I had love. I had a perfect home and family where it was 1950 and she took care of the house and I worked and it was all story book.
She died.
Your dreams will only shatter your mind and kill you inside.
Anonymous No.64504232 [Report]
>>64503576
doesn't look a day over 300
Anonymous No.64504272 [Report]
>>64503965
>She knows how to take a punch like a champ.
A-anon? What did you do?
Anonymous No.64504282 [Report]
>>64503986
why would they want russian blood though? its full of std'd
Anonymous No.64504283 [Report] >>64504328
>>64503255 (OP)
>your wife/gf
Mein Anon, a sizeable portion of this board fuck deers and ballistics gel, the fuck you mean wife/gf?
Anonymous No.64504287 [Report]
>>64503682
Still would
Anonymous No.64504323 [Report]
>>64504187
Shit happens but I don't think it happened to you or you;ve ever had a real marriage to anyone but your larpy depression
Anonymous No.64504328 [Report] >>64504392
>>64504283
/k/ is notorious for being the only board that fucks women and reproduces anon. Why is unknown and the subject of invesigation by other boards
Anonymous No.64504331 [Report]
>>64503255 (OP)
She has sharp hooves, that'd be enough to stop just about anything we'd encounter (speaking from experience here, don't tell her I forgot to get a bag of corn kek)
Anonymous No.64504348 [Report]
just got married this week bros

brought her shootsting once, she wasn't super confident but she retained the basics well and still references them accurately now and then
Anonymous No.64504392 [Report]
>>64504328
Every board is the board that thinks everyone else here thinks they fuck. Except for the obvious ones.
Anonymous No.64504402 [Report] >>64504423
Women are horrible and retarded subhumans.
Ted Bundy had the right idea.
Anonymous No.64504421 [Report] >>64504425
Yeah
Anonymous No.64504423 [Report] >>64504473 >>64504558
>>64504402
>Ted Bundy
i'm not american so i didn't heard about this guy until much later in life but somehow i knew about 'married with children' guy way prior so now every time i read 'bundy' i think of him roasting women in his shoe shop.
Anonymous No.64504425 [Report]
>>64504421
Anonymous No.64504427 [Report]
>>64503542
How'd you meet her?
Anonymous No.64504436 [Report]
>>64504141
i had a secret girlfriend in high school in the 80's, i was on cloud 9
Anonymous No.64504447 [Report]
>>64503255 (OP)
Less than I’d hope. She never carries a gun anywhere just because I am already. I keep buying pistols in the hopes that she’ll like one of them, but it just keeps making her more angry. I don’t know why, some bullshit about needing to save money with our third on the way or something, she’s probably just on her period.
Anonymous No.64504452 [Report]
>>64503659
Damn did seagal lose weight?
Anonymous No.64504473 [Report] >>64504508
>>64504423
That is Al Bundy, not Ted
Anonymous No.64504496 [Report]
>>64503659
actual speed restored
Anonymous No.64504502 [Report] >>64504514
>>64503659
>karateefags, weebs, and orientalists think that this is fighting
Anonymous No.64504508 [Report]
>>64504473
Al Bundy was right about women too. If anything, he was more right than Ted
Anonymous No.64504509 [Report]
>>64503255 (OP)
>tinnitus at 3 month old
Anonymous No.64504514 [Report] >>64504563
>>64504502
Karate is basically useless for anything other that disciprine.
Anonymous No.64504558 [Report] >>64504561
>>64504423
Are you me?
Anonymous No.64504561 [Report] >>64504566
>>64504558
yes, but taller.
Anonymous No.64504563 [Report] >>64504570
>>64504514
True, because most karate that gets taught is sport karate, they ain't training you to defend yourself, but to compete in tournaments, and tournaments have things called rules. There are no rules when your life/B-hole are on the line.
Anonymous No.64504566 [Report]
>>64504561
>taller

Damn, at least I still have our giant penis.
Anonymous No.64504570 [Report]
>>64504563
Yes. Karate teaches the chirren disciprine.
Anonymous No.64504581 [Report]
>>64503659
Yaas, kween. Slaaaay~~