Thread 64503255

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Anonymous 11/10/2025, 4:11:55 AM No.64503255 [Report] >>64503317 >>64503413 >>64503417 >>64503484 >>64503530 >>64503542 >>64503558 >>64503577 >>64503659 >>64503878 >>64503889 >>64503894 >>64503965 >>64504158 >>64504283 >>64504331 >>64504447 >>64504509

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Is your wife/gf ready to defend herself?

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 4:13:49 AM No.64503263 [Report] >>64503332 >>64503446

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da child is naow deff

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 4:24:49 AM No.64503317 [Report]

>>64503255 (OP)
>tfw no gf

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 4:28:02 AM No.64503332 [Report]

>>64503263
I mean, better than being dead

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 4:32:15 AM No.64503356 [Report]

Lead contaminated milkies…

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 4:38:37 AM No.64503385 [Report]

fuck ya
mudda

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 4:43:16 AM No.64503403 [Report] >>64504120

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get some of these and youre good to go

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 4:45:45 AM No.64503413 [Report]

>>64503255 (OP)
Fat.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 4:46:28 AM No.64503417 [Report] >>64503470 >>64503545

>>64503255 (OP)
>Is your wife/gf
stopped reading right there

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 4:57:47 AM No.64503446 [Report] >>64503475 >>64503560 >>64503573 >>64503635

>>64503263
That one's just plastic, in a real self defense situation everyone gets some hearing loss. Unless you cc with a really good suppressor.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:05:22 AM No.64503470 [Report]

>>64503417
>and my lineage dies out
Prolly for the best.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:06:39 AM No.64503475 [Report] >>64504130

>>64503446
>Unless you cc with a really good suppressor.
Which makesnsense, especially if you are attacked in an elevator or sauna.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:09:47 AM No.64503484 [Report] >>64503535

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>>64503255 (OP)
>Is your wife/gf

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:24:55 AM No.64503530 [Report] >>64503707

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>>64503255 (OP)
You wouldn't know her
She goes to another school

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:26:13 AM No.64503535 [Report]

>>64503484
fpbp

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:30:13 AM No.64503542 [Report] >>64504427

>>64503255 (OP)
>Is your wife/gf ready to defend herself?
shes ex east euro naval sf and did a tour in ukraine as a combat medic so yah but she's no pink haired freak and wears heels and lipstick

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:31:38 AM No.64503545 [Report]

>>64503417
do you identify as shit on dick or something?

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:35:28 AM No.64503558 [Report] >>64503576 >>64503986

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>>64503255 (OP)
Euro chicks are like what the fuck is this shit?

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:36:25 AM No.64503560 [Report]

>>64503446
>tfw that's the main reason you hope to never have to use it
I already have mild EEEEEEEE. I don't think I could live with full-on EEEEEEEEE.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:38:47 AM No.64503573 [Report]

>>64503446
>That one's just plastic,
Or maybe that's just what burger babies look like when their mothers are vegan pink haired freaks

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:41:44 AM No.64503576 [Report] >>64503682 >>64504157 >>64504232

>>64503558
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Nordengrip

Swedish army trained 342 year old politician who enlisted inn Ukraine's 47th Mechanized Brigade

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:41:58 AM No.64503577 [Report]

>>64503255 (OP)
MAWP

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 6:10:30 AM No.64503635 [Report]

>>64503446
You sure? Sure it'll damage your ears but one time isnt enough to cause a life-long serious damage that you'd notice.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 6:20:34 AM No.64503659 [Report] >>64504452 >>64504496 >>64504502 >>64504581

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>>64503255 (OP)
Yes, she's an expert at hand-to-hand, as you can see.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 6:31:32 AM No.64503682 [Report] >>64503986 >>64504287

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>>64503576
>342 year old

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 6:43:03 AM No.64503707 [Report] >>64503747 >>64504141

>>64503530
I had a girlfriend that went to another school in 6th grade? I didn't really care or have anyone to impress, but occasionally girls would come up to me to check out her story. I wonder if that was just young girls being busy bodys or her talking a lot of shit.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 6:55:27 AM No.64503747 [Report] >>64503771

>>64503707
They wanted the 11 year old pubescent D.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 7:11:19 AM No.64503771 [Report]

>>64503747
don't write sentences like that from now on

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 8:29:59 AM No.64503878 [Report] >>64503971

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>>64503255 (OP)
>Is your wife/gf

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 8:35:08 AM No.64503889 [Report]

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>>64503255 (OP)
>Is your wife/gf ready

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 8:36:36 AM No.64503894 [Report]

>>64503255 (OP)
wife, gf?

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 9:26:58 AM No.64503965 [Report] >>64504272

>>64503255 (OP)
Yeah, we go shooting together every 3 months or so, she's joined me for a couple of IPSC matches and she shot her first 25 in skeet a few months back. For hand to hand, we do judo twice a week and I've taught her a bit of striking and grappling from other systems. She knows how to take a punch like a champ.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 9:36:15 AM No.64503971 [Report] >>64503990

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>>64503878

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 9:42:04 AM No.64503976 [Report] >>64503978 >>64504009 >>64504187

I will die alone and unloved...

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 9:44:35 AM No.64503978 [Report] >>64503996

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>>64503976

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 9:52:19 AM No.64503986 [Report] >>64504282

>>64503558
>>64503682

At least the Vampires are fighting for the right side

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 9:54:28 AM No.64503990 [Report]

>>64503971
I grew up with a serious crush on this clown chick. I remember hating how few clown women there were in the world, especially since the metaphorical type were well over capacity.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 10:00:44 AM No.64503996 [Report]

>>64503978
Don't bully i'm crying

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 10:08:30 AM No.64504009 [Report]

>>64503976
Get your cock hard and give your parents some grandkids anon

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 10:29:18 AM No.64504040 [Report]

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>your wife/gf

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 11:16:13 AM No.64504120 [Report]

>>64503403
Yeah they love shit on their head, I'm sure they won't fling that right off.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 11:21:54 AM No.64504130 [Report]

>>64503475
Those are enclosed spaces you idiot, why isn't there a self defense IED on the door already, what you just casually go into a new room and don't A.I.S.E.D. it? Like all the time, you go around without even preparing your position?

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 11:24:34 AM No.64504141 [Report] >>64504436

>>64503707
The first one. They're cunts, because their moms was cunts afore 'em and they inherited the cuntiness at the teat. Also that only works in a small two-school town, damn I miss being a kid in the 80s... 16 Candles and St. Elmo's Fire was a documentary.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 11:28:54 AM No.64504157 [Report]

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>>64503576
don't let them hide the TRVTH

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 11:29:53 AM No.64504158 [Report]

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>>64503255 (OP)
>is you wife/gf

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 11:41:24 AM No.64504187 [Report] >>64504323

>>64503976
Anon I had love. I had a perfect home and family where it was 1950 and she took care of the house and I worked and it was all story book.
She died.
Your dreams will only shatter your mind and kill you inside.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 12:06:12 PM No.64504232 [Report]

>>64503576
doesn't look a day over 300

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 12:39:53 PM No.64504272 [Report]

>>64503965
>She knows how to take a punch like a champ.
A-anon? What did you do?

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 12:48:23 PM No.64504282 [Report]

>>64503986
why would they want russian blood though? its full of std'd

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 12:50:00 PM No.64504283 [Report] >>64504328

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>>64503255 (OP)
>your wife/gf
Mein Anon, a sizeable portion of this board fuck deers and ballistics gel, the fuck you mean wife/gf?

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 12:51:34 PM No.64504287 [Report]

>>64503682
Still would

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 1:07:26 PM No.64504323 [Report]

>>64504187
Shit happens but I don't think it happened to you or you;ve ever had a real marriage to anyone but your larpy depression

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 1:09:11 PM No.64504328 [Report] >>64504392

>>64504283
/k/ is notorious for being the only board that fucks women and reproduces anon. Why is unknown and the subject of invesigation by other boards

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 1:11:46 PM No.64504331 [Report]

>>64503255 (OP)
She has sharp hooves, that'd be enough to stop just about anything we'd encounter (speaking from experience here, don't tell her I forgot to get a bag of corn kek)

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 1:23:04 PM No.64504348 [Report]

just got married this week bros

brought her shootsting once, she wasn't super confident but she retained the basics well and still references them accurately now and then

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 1:51:40 PM No.64504392 [Report]

>>64504328
Every board is the board that thinks everyone else here thinks they fuck. Except for the obvious ones.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 1:57:41 PM No.64504402 [Report] >>64504423

Women are horrible and retarded subhumans.
Ted Bundy had the right idea.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 2:06:04 PM No.64504421 [Report] >>64504425

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Yeah

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 2:07:08 PM No.64504423 [Report] >>64504473 >>64504558

>>64504402
>Ted Bundy
i'm not american so i didn't heard about this guy until much later in life but somehow i knew about 'married with children' guy way prior so now every time i read 'bundy' i think of him roasting women in his shoe shop.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 2:10:43 PM No.64504425 [Report]

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>>64504421

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 2:11:45 PM No.64504427 [Report]

>>64503542
How'd you meet her?

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 2:16:31 PM No.64504436 [Report]

>>64504141
i had a secret girlfriend in high school in the 80's, i was on cloud 9

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>>64503255 (OP)
Less than I’d hope. She never carries a gun anywhere just because I am already. I keep buying pistols in the hopes that she’ll like one of them, but it just keeps making her more angry. I don’t know why, some bullshit about needing to save money with our third on the way or something, she’s probably just on her period.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 2:25:38 PM No.64504452 [Report]

>>64503659
Damn did seagal lose weight?

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 2:39:24 PM No.64504473 [Report] >>64504508

>>64504423
That is Al Bundy, not Ted

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>>64503659
actual speed restored

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 2:59:30 PM No.64504502 [Report] >>64504514

>>64503659
>karateefags, weebs, and orientalists think that this is fighting

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 3:01:11 PM No.64504508 [Report]

>>64504473
Al Bundy was right about women too. If anything, he was more right than Ted

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 3:02:06 PM No.64504509 [Report]

>>64503255 (OP)
>tinnitus at 3 month old

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 3:05:04 PM No.64504514 [Report] >>64504563

>>64504502
Karate is basically useless for anything other that disciprine.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 3:22:37 PM No.64504558 [Report] >>64504561

>>64504423
Are you me?

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 3:24:02 PM No.64504561 [Report] >>64504566

>>64504558
yes, but taller.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 3:25:34 PM No.64504563 [Report] >>64504570

>>64504514
True, because most karate that gets taught is sport karate, they ain't training you to defend yourself, but to compete in tournaments, and tournaments have things called rules. There are no rules when your life/B-hole are on the line.