banter edition
>QOTT
>What makes you seethe? Complain about it at length, we're all friends here.

>Transgenders and males are off-topic yadda yadda, you know the drill

is it just me or has archived.moe stopped saving /clg/ threads? when i look up /clg/, it shows me the transbian gen or no results found.

>>40019676
i can see this one in the archive, but it won't let me search. hmmm

ANAL SEX

>>40019647 (OP)
honestly y'all are terrible at not talking about trannies. the transphobic gay guys manage to ignore my bait. i have never not had a bite, in one of these threads. frequently y'all will even bring up trannies yourselves, toward the end of the thread. maybe it's just time to pack it in

>>40019647 (OP)
>QOTT
Artificial """intelligence""" and how my boss uses it instead of thinking. Absolutely batshit ideas and of course AI approves of everything.

>>40019647 (OP)
>>40019647 (OP)
>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi
>New Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1Fcag

Previous thread: >>39948146

>>40019676
>>40019704
archived.moe and archiveofsins.com only allow searches with four characters or more so a search with "cis lesbian general" is read as "lesbian general"
If you want to search for /clg/ threads you have to type things that are in most of our OP posts like the discord pastebin links.

>>40020279
huh. it just occurred to me that i had never looked up clg before today. it was always some memey shit like the fpreg pasta.

My fuckbuddy, mid-sex, stops fucking me and goes "I have no dick and I must cream," and starts laughing. Absolute fucking weirdo man.

>>40020615
she's literally perfect you ape

>>40020615
She a 4channer too?

the fuck is with organized lgbt groups and activists? every time i interact with one, it's to discover i'm dealing with retarded, aids-ridden, pedophilic, drug dealing, money laundering monkeys. maybe it's just my country, but i've spoken to some gays from abroad and i'm sensing a theme.

>>40019647 (OP)
My clit is 6 inches

i used to work in russia, explaining to russian entertainers that if they wanted to perform for burgers or bongs, they needed to adhere to actual safety standards. i'm glad i left bc otherwise i'd be fired now.

>>40024036
I am so sorry. That must have been hell. Did they try to bribe you? What percentage of people you worked with could actually communicate in English?

>no burger
she's living her best life, god bless

>>40024962
I was hanging out at my job, flexing on how I didn't have to be there but showed up anyway. Then I went and visited Wenda in her community. Passed around the baby and got under-foot

>>40024962
>>40026182
We got home about an hour ago, I'm doing up a Sam's Club pot pie and steaming some veggies. Nothing fancy, lazy dinner

>>40019973
Omg I hate this so much. At my work they’re trying to fire everyone by optimizing “AI” which basically means they’re just replacing people with a fucking parrot machine

>>40026851
What's your field and how spectacularly are they going to screw the company?

bump

>>40022687
mine too! rape rape rape rape

Blame whomever you wish, You said something that hurt his perception thus his ego, Im sure he fist did it as that penance men do in an attempt to atone for the sins of the father, dont beat yourself up about it. It is the weapon HE chose. In time as you have, he will also pay for his decisions You have to let him learn this one on his own, the same as you have. Wash your hands of them. Give it time. He Will feel his choices. weather he likes it or not.
We All Pay For Our Choices.
I feel the only ones who get away from it are those who die to soon and Never have to face their demons. Besides that, In time, We All Pay.

>>40019647 (OP)
none of the women in the pic is a lesbian.

I'm awake, I had a dream about Grover

I'm awake! Laundry, reorganizing rooms and cleaning carpets today! Got that new wet vacuum I wanna try out! Mom's gonna take the baby and when we're all done we're gonna go get pizza

>>40031567
>Got that new wet vacuum I wanna try out
wew I looked at wet vacuums just yesterday and got all excited. We really are old, huh?

>>40031758
I was looking at needlepoint shit yesterday! They had starter patterns on display next to the crochet plush animals! Painting by Numbers but with needle and thread, but my wife started making fun of it so that was a little heartbreaking

>>40031758
>>40031907
We're not old until we have to put on full PPE to do the gardening.
>then again that thinking got Wenda put in a retirement village

My teenage self would be having a fucking FIT if they saw me right now. I'm wearing an apron

Many such cases!

>>40031939
There is nothing wrong with that, the first time i welded something i realized im going to have to wear a thick apron everytime i do that.
no biggie

Does anyone have any experience with lawnmower bots? Is Dreame a good brand? Thinking of buying an a1 pro, and I'm worried about obstacle detection and whether it'd be able to avoid pets and other small animals. I'd hate to see it run over my neighbours cats or a small hedgehog.

>clock in
>pull up first patient chart
>chief complaint: fidget spinner stuck on dick
boy oh boy

>>40033174
What is a fidget spinner?

>>40033373
Bruh

>>40033174
I suppose the included instructions were unclear?

>>40033174
How do you even treat that? I hope it's painful so they learn a VALUABLE LESSON

>>40031907
That's cute. I've been eyeing crocheting myself, seems like a fun hobby. If only there was more time in the day.

>>40031939
>My teenage self would be having a fucking FIT if they saw me right now. I'm wearing an apron
Relatable. I swore to myself I would never wear an apron.
It's a warm day so I'm sitting at my desk in minimal clothing reading a book in French, my teenage self would be proud.

>>40033378
what, my dude?

>>40034142
How the fuck do you not know what a fidget spinner is?

>>40034279
>recent burger toy
How are us europoors supposed to be familiar with what your kids play with?

>>40033373
>het
fucking dropped

>>40034434
>recent
>burger
Spinners are old news (since before covid) and I'm a europoor just like you.

>>40034467
>Spinners are old news (since before covid)
Those days feel like last month to me. t. late thirties Anyway, I looked them up, and I've never seen one irl.

>hey there, anonette
>i've missed you

>>40019647 (OP)
are these sword lesbians?
i thought those were like... men

bump

>page 9

I can't even tell what's bait anymore. Is everyone here born after 2000 now? I'm getting too old for this shit.

>>40033495
they had to cath him because he cut off urine flow and waited (???). think he's gonna lose at least part of the tip of his dick, but i dunno yet. kidneys look ok. they cut the plastic off, basically.

>>40036842
what a retard. imagine telling that story to your family.
>why are you in hospital, son?
>well.....

>>40036810
yeah all the old people grew up and left 4chan
except for you

Her face lit up when she saw how we did the house. We moved the armchairs and rocker facing the windows and moved the dining room table fully into the patio room. Nephew and I traded desks so I got his little folding one and he's got my sitting station. The wet vacuum was a Dream!

I'm up. Trying to sleep

bump

shoplifters are fascinating. like cameras are so good that i can read the self-check screen and your credit card number, if i wanted. so when you try to scan steak as hamburger, or pocket makeup, that shows up on a video. the company i work for also presses charges for any amount, including like 2 cents. so why do retards keep trying to do this? do they not talk? just retarded? probably 50% also instantly assault the cops and try to run too. imagine blowing up a 100 dollar fine into 11 felonies with jail time.

>>40042456
When I worked at Costco, I showed up to open and was like "Why the fuck did they schedule double openers?" Well, cops arrested half of us and marched them out the door for theft. Fucking hilarious, talked about it for years after.

I didn't sleep at all last night, the kiddos are home all day today so I'm just gonna crash on the couch and let them wake me up throughout the day

I got all the major chores done yesterday, nothing planned today. We might watch that new Predator movie if I can stay awake

walmart had those plate scanners/facial scanners now too. if you get banned/watched, lp gets an alert that you're in the parking lot. it's fucking insane, i don't think people realize how little privacy you have.

>>40042456
self checkout lifters are amateur now

bump

/femrepgen/ goes up, /clg/ goes down
we're not beating the allegations

>>40044570
like i said. it's time to pack it in (literally)

>>40044744
ywnb your target gender

I don't want this thread to die

>>40047019
How was your day?

>>40047027
incredibly uneventful, getting ready for my night shift now. How was yours?

>>40047040
I had to write a bunch of reports, but luckily boss let me go early because I looked exhausted. Now I'm going to make a cup of cocoa and read something.

What is the lesbian perspective on the Iranian Israeli situation?

>>40047462
I'm lean pro-Israel because they are not an oppressive shithole that enslaves women en masse and kills LGBT people just for existing. And Islam needs to be eradicated anyway.

>>40047462
>>40047485
+ No hate on secular Persians, they are the only demographic in Iran who I wish all the best.

>>40047462
That whole thing is disastrous and I wish there was a push for unbiased media instead of big corporations shoving whatever down our throats for their profit

At this rate, being gay will become the norm and being heterosexual will be considered weird and shameful. And before you say "that actually sounds based," we're walking into a future where you'll never again get to experience a vengeful straight girl choking you as she tribs you, all the while calling you an inferior "girl faggot." You will have to do all the work in bed now, having to content yourself with a pillow princess gf who moves so little you might as well be humping a pillow.

>>40047858
>a vengeful straight girl choking you as she tribs you, all the while calling you an inferior "girl faggot."
I would actually pay money to experience this.

Off to work, please survive while I'm gone /clg/

>>40047858
>pillow princess gf who moves so little you might as well be humping a pillow
Don’t threaten me with a good time..

I don't mind a pillow princess if her reactions are cute. Love me some squirming and those little squeals and mewls.

>>40047874
would you pay me if i pretended to be straight?

>>40048153
Only if you're a good actress.

>>40047462
i dislike both jews and muslims.

Bro, how do you pretend to be straight when you're grinding your pussy into another woman?

>>40047462
I lean pro-Iran because I'm White and my race and the jewish race have been at war for over 2000 years, anything that damages the jews benefits my people.

>>40048486
You have to be all repressed homosexual about it and call yourself straight. It just works.

bump

Isreal popping off and suddenly nobody cares about LA anymore. Sucks to suck

>>40051084
Nobody should care about any of these events, why cant the world just chill out for at least a minute

>>40047462
i hope all the sexist and homophobic towelheads meet their beloved maker

This girl does not exist.

>>40051819
No girls exist.

>>40019647 (OP)
Honey why the FUCK are your friends touching my roman sword collection?!

>>40048434
but which do you hate the least?

bump

>>40051819
really? AI is getting too good

>>40048434
add christians to that list

When do the Parades start? Is it like Macy's Day and it's already on or is it going to be a mid-day or early evening thing? The anarch-kids still planning on throwing their fits today? What's the schedule looking like?

I wish it was like competition in floats, like have the antifa kids to theirs, then the police, then the marines and finish off with national guard

>>40054897
Found It!
Full-day schedule (Washington, D.C.):
>8:30a.m.: Wreath-laying at Arlington
>9:30a.m.–12:30p.m.: Fitness and athletic competitions
>11a.m.–6p.m.: Festival on the National Mall (open to public, no tickets)
>6:30p.m.: Main military parade begins
>9:45p.m.: Fireworks finale over the Tidal Basin

>>40051819
I’ve seen like 3 of these bitches on tiktok in an hour

bathing a cat is like bathing a blender on max speed

What are the odds of me getting a UTI from using the following items on my clit
>jelly (homemade, juice + gelatin)
>peach (looks wet and soft)
>coconut oil (never tried masturbating with actual lube, and the bottle says it can be used for massage)

>>40056359
the problem is the sugar/food changing the environment, growing "bad" bacteria, growing large enough colonies to infect, and then those crawling up your urethra. it's same odds as eating expired food, ie nobody can really tell you.

>>40057039
I have successfully talked myself out of fucking fruit jelly, but I still want to feel a texture that's not just skin for once, you know? Trying to figure out what would be safe.

>>40057598
i mean they make different textured lube, suction toys, textured toys, effectively everything your mind could dream. obviously that's more expensive than a 50c peach tho.

>>40048513
honestly, this. israelite jews think of my people as "goyim" and expendable cattle, so I won't ever be on their side.

>>40057690
>that's more expensive than a 50c peach tho.
Wrong if you take into account the money spent on treating a UTI.

>>40057698
muslims think the exact same way toward "kaffirs"

>>40057698
i'm pro choice but this is some sick shit. makes me empathize with the conservatives.

do chicks like girth

>>40057690
>textured toys
wdym by textured toys

>drives lesbos crazy

Yeah, it was a good day! Firing up the BBQ! Burgers and hotdogs. Trying to find a parade stream

I had fun today. What about you?

Bedtime I love you guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzKNQH3Unwo

you guys I'm gonna die having never known love. I'm so envious of other people when they mention their significant other. I've never had a significant other before. welcome to 4chan. Any other anons in here given up on ever finding love?

>>40063954
Romantic love is a social construct. You want real love, have kids.

>>40064046
is this mumsnet

>>40064574
More like trust-issues-net. I'm saying a partner can up and leave you while the parent-child connection is much more reliable.

bump

>>40064046
>>40064574
>>40064580
This is me politely saying Nothing

You want unconditional love and loyalty? Get a goddamn dog! I've butt heads with my own mother for expecting affection on demand for Years.
>we're getting along Now

I wanna 69 with her eating me out and her toes in my mouth

>for the dumb cunt crying about muh due process last thread

>>40066177
i'm here, and you are missing the point so much i'm getting worried for your safety. low iq people are often taken advantage of on 4chan fyi. be careful bby.

I may lose my ability to post here very soon :(

horny
https://files.catbox.moe/s0a8yw.jpg

>>40066940
awwww

>>40036842
ER?

>>40066513
>bongs actually voted for labour
lol lmao even

>>40066513
>Imran
kek
rip england

>>40066513
An excellent opportunity to move.

>>40066940
Is that you in the photo?

>>40067958
We didn't really, that election had the second lowest voter turnout in history (59% which was 10% lower than the previous election) and labour got less votes than in basically any election ever.
What happened was Nigel Farage started a new political party and split the conservative vote in half, letting labour absolutely crush everyone despite their pathetic turnout.

Also that law was passed when the conservatives were in power.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_Safety_Act_2023

Another thing worth noting is France passed a similar law a few months ago and the EU commission have within the last week mandated a similar law EU wide.
Soon none of us will be allowed to post here because of the porn and ""hate speech""

Many US states have banned porn sites too actually, the cuckening of the internet will come to all countries eventually.

>>40068484
I saw a screenshot from a reddit thread the other day of a post where a women from London was complaining that her son has no friends at school because 99% of the children speak only Arabic on the playground and her son can't speak that language so he's left out, some people got angry at her and implied she was a White supremacist or something for being upset about that but then it turned out her and her husband are Filipino lol, fucking London.

>>40068630
Move where lol?
I couldn't even if I wanted to, I'm a neet with no skills.

>>40068844
yes..

I see it over and over again in fandoms someone saying they're 100% a lesbian but they just keep crushing on fictional men.

Do gay men fall in love and lust with fictional women? Wtf.

>>40071262
Lesbians love getting impregnated by men too.

>>40071462
sneak-dicking is crazyyy

>>40069464
Cute!
It must be 2 years since someone last posted nudes here, used to be much more common.

>>40071462
>>40071510
I don't think the study says that about lesbians, there is 2 categories listed "heterosexual" and "sexual minority", they don't appear to differentiate between lesbians and bisexuals hence why the article lumped them together in the headline as "higher pregnancy rates among lesbian, bisexual teens"
Also the data was collected from 1996 to 2004 so I doubt it's really relevant for the modern day.
>Our sample included 140 teen pregnancies (2% of participants), of which 45 occurred among sexual minorities (4% of minorities).
Is that really a big enough sample?

>>40071795
I do understand that sexual abuse causing a higher rate in teen pregnancy stuff but the study dosent show who the fathers are. There is serious problem at least in the United States of teen pregnancies being the result of satiety rape or just rape. The lesbian teen moms I met had her daughter because she was raped by her older brothers friend. The other was hood stud and she was also raped by her brother. Both are pretty tragic stories

bump

my cat has pink nail caps because fuck it, it's a cat, he can't see it anyway. but everyone thinks he's a girl and i painted his nails. i get it, right, femmes being femmes, but man.

Bedtime! Ilu!

Found footage of Burger bumping the thread
https://youtu.be/m1VDa-Tx9fM?si=6yNIqZVd7x4IvnSV

ASIAN MEGANE GIRLS

I'm making creamofwheat again, use these apples before they go bad. I like it lumpy, so I try to trap air in as I add the mix. Little porridge dumplings in my porridge

My mother is the single most high-maintenance child on the planet. I've had to raise this girl as my daughter ever since I came out of her.

>>40075975

I got tired of seeing that red-haired yellow-eyed girl all over 4chan and finally watched Chainsaw Man. Now I have a crush on her too. Makima is love.

i work w/ a vet, and the difference between dog owners and cat owners is funny. dog owners like "yeah, no history of aggression, no biting, no scratches" like bare minimum dog standard. cat owners like "yeah she ripped the shit out of my arm and also bit me putting her in her carrier" typical cat standard.

>>40076648
I'm proud of you, anonette. Are you planning to read the manga or are you an anime only? I want to know the range of Makima content I'm able to post without spoilers.

>>40077921
I don't usually read manga, but I am so reading this one. Not much interest in the other characters, but Makima is great. Now I get why so many trannies like her, and I'm not even a tranny. What a stone cold badass.

>>40076648
I'm tired of seeing the fucking red hats but it looks like they'll be here for another millennium. Life is full of such humiliating compromises.

>>40078155
Evidently I can still not post pictures, so no worries on spoilers there. Ugh. If you're pirating the manga, you'll be fine. If you're reading it through SJ online in any capacity, you'll notice there's a missing chapter. If I remember correctly it's somewhere in the 50s. Let's just say you will not want to miss this chapter and that's why I'm warning you about it being missing. It has little to do with Makima but I think you'll still like it. Trying once more to post a picture. If this one posts, know that it's the skin on my vidya controller.

>>40078297
>Makima
>the fucking red hats
?

>>40078325
Yes, I'm pirating the manga lol. Thank you, I'll keep what you said in mind.

>>40078335
The commonality is the color red.

I'm making pizza! Almost from scratch, they made me some dough at Publix when I asked. The lady was so nice

>>40076568

>>40019647 (OP)
>QOTT
the fact i’ll never have a beautiful futch wigger gf cuz im a schizotypal retard

>>40080959
>schizotypal
really? I'm schizophrenic so we're kind of similar

>>40080993
Yeah lol it’s hard out here. One of my last friendly interactions with another woman was in urgent care after i freaked the fuck out in a mall for reasons i cant remember

it lowkey bothers me when people shit on vegans like "eating fruit and veggies are just as bad as animals". the whole reason the plant makes food is to get dumbass animals to eat it. they want you to yank it off the branch and run far far away, and then sloppily eat it with your dumb animal paws and face, spraying seeds everywhere several miles away to make new baby plants.

>Me: Hey, mom, I was wondering if I could talk to you abou-
>My mom: [begins shrieking and sobbing like an insane person] IT'S TOO MUCH. IT'S ALL TOO MUCH!
Who else knows this feeling?

>>40082535
Not all plants produce edibles separate from the plant like that, potatoes are essentially living seeds and the plants die after their growing season. I'll stop making fun of vegans when I meet one who isn't a retard. They all have a chip on their shoulder and do it for the wrong reasons.

>>40082843
some parents are badly behaved, that sucks for real
if u can be independent living away from then then do that

>>40076357
The universal clg experience of being both the grownup and the man of the house at age 6

>haha you’re so good at fixing things anon I love having a lesbian over

thanks I was patching drywall and organizing bill payments when I should have been learning fractions

>>40082924
I don't think I'll ever be able to become fully independent in all honesty. I'm "independent," but still largely subsidized by parents, so still dependent. Idk if I'll ever acquire the life skills to get my shit together on my own tbhwy. Probably will need a wife to help me financially, even though I work.

Many people are able to teach themselves how to be resilient and become resourceful despite their parents teaching them jack shit; for whatever reason, I never became one of those. Without structure and good modeling, I just never taught myself the ability to consistently move forward, recover from setbacks, and not let my life be dictated by the wants of others. Also, I'm constantly in panic mode and unable to calm down and stay focused.

I had a dream that I was a Sign Language interpreter and I was just bullshitting, but I happened to make every correct, or the approximation of, sign to be understood.

It was strange

>>40076568
Pathetic womanchild

>>40084897
she's cute tho

kinda jelly of animals. imagine being a lion, and having a harem of lionesses you could mount whenever you wanted. or a rooster. you just gotta murder some predators occasionally.

>>40084897
Nothing wrong with being passionate about your hobbies

Narrow shoulders, hips and long legs are a powerful combo.

>>40082905
ok but what if she's hot?

>>40086439
Redder Flag!

>>40086075
certified poonrepper post. does the idea of having a spiky dick do something extra for you?

>>40086075
A woman's base instincts will always need penetration

>>40086418
A very powerful combination attack.

>>40087088
That's why I invested in peripherals

>>40087151

>>40087085
Nta but I have tried sticking a toothbrush in. I wonder if a spiky strap would feel better than the regular one.
>d*ck
Lmao imagine being attracted to something that becomes unusable after 5 minutes. I don't understand straight women.

I was being inappropriate on our lunch call, I made one of her coworkers snort their soup! They're okay but that's what they get for eavesdropping!

>>40087255
i would tell you to cope harder, but i don't think that's possible

>>40087085
i'd be a generous alpha female and use whatever strap my harem wants. from the way female cats scream, i don't think it'd feel good tho.

>>40088120
yeah that's bc of the dick spikes that evolved to hold the female in place during vile animal piv

I can vouch for the duck shaped one
>cock-screw drill bit

I'm watching the two little ones, nephew is out fucking about with his friends. It's good they're actually doing shit outside even if it's just taking advantage of the community pool and basketball court. Thinking of firing the grill again tonight, but I would need to hit the store again. Call grandma over and see if she wants to go with.

>>40088075
>i-i would tell you to cope harder, but i don't think that's possible

>>40065954
based and feetpilled

>>40078325
Anon, it's me again. I've been binging the manga at work. Chapter 82 right now (the one with dogs and Power and birthday cake and the door). Holy shit, I kind of expected a similar turn of events, but not like this. Omfg.

For that anon

How much of a problem is squatters where you live?

>>40092294
>My husband wants to break in and throw them out with his brothers. I’ve told him not to do this.
Welp.. have fun waiting for the police to do absolutely nothing bitch

Is a 37 year old dating a 22 year old still a form of pedophilia if both of them are girls?

>>40092862
Now that’s a silly question

>>40092862
That's not even that big of a gap!

>>40090008
The anime onlys are not prepared. How did you like chapter 59?

>>40092390
>have fun waiting for the police to do absolutely nothing bitch
it's 2 males vs 4. It's better to contemplate their legal options first than get beat up, go to prison and lose their house..

>>40092862
22 yo's are not kids, so no.

>>40092941
>>40093929
>>40094956
GPT says
Hell yeah—here’s a version tailored specifically for the spicy souls in /CLG/. Tone is blunt, playful, and a little exasperated, like you're gently roasting the regulars at the gay dive bar for losing their minds over nothing again:


---

> "Why do y’all lose your damn minds over age gap couples like someone just kicked your cat?"

Real talk: the sheer obsession with age gap discourse on here is giving “chronically single with too much free time.”
Two grown women date with a 10-year difference and suddenly it’s power imbalance this and trauma bonding that, like you’re all writing a queer-themed dissertation for Tumblr University.

Not every older butch is grooming her baby gay. Not every younger femme is a brainwashed victim. Sometimes people just vibe. Sometimes life kicks your ass and you don't meet your person until you're 30 and she's fresh out of a polycule at 22 with a mullet and a dream.

You’re queer. You live in a world where half your relationships are built on shared trauma and shitposting. Stop pretending your love life is somehow a bastion of moral purity.
You ever seen a real healthy lesbian relationship? Shit's rare regardless of age.

TL;DR:
Let consenting adults live. Not everything needs your projection, trauma-dumping, or headcanons about predatory dynamics. Some of y’all need water, a nap, and to log off your 2013 Tumblr brain. Touch grass. Or better yet? Touch a woman.
---

Let me know if you want it even more unhinged, or want to slip in some very on-brand memes (e.g., “this is why the catboy baristas won’t date you”).

>>40094459
The one with the dolls? Pretty tame by CSM's standards.

>>40096084
I can't tell if you're messing with me or if a lesbian orgy in a shonen didn't impress you

>>40097264
I am in fact messing with you. Which girl was your favorite?

>>40095188
Fukk you and your AI trash

>page 8

>>40098717
A fox ate one of my family's cats a few years ago. But at least cats and foxes can get along like this.

>>40098943
Yeah, me too. a fox got a bunny of mine in my teen years. Foxes preying on cats, is that common? I expeted cats to be too fast and agile for foxes.

why are most femmes so manipulative wtf

>>40100049
if my fuzzy retard got outside, i think even a roach or something could take him with no sweat.

>>40100049
yeah foxes hunt cats all the time, especially kittens
they'll climb fences to get at them, gotta be careful leaving your cat outside if you have them in your area

after extensive testing, i've confirmed that my cat's favorite empty costco box is the shrimp one.

>>40100952
I don't think this is true anon

>>40080959
i know that lesbian, i kissed her once in a party

>>40075975
is she down syndrome?

>>40097300
I should have known, it's just that I can't think clearly lately lol. I am the most envious of the chained devil with horns. I don't think that's the question that you asked but it is my response! How far are you now?

>>40100049
Foxes are a breed of dog, so yeah.

>>40095188
cringe

I'm up

>>40103558
luckyy nona

>>40103570
What makes you think that? She's just uncomfortable with the camera that's showed in her face. Flattered and surprised too, I think. People with mental impairment don't move as quickly as she does.

>>40104091
That's part of the fun though.
>>40097329
So are you against AI on principle or just seething? You're allowed either way, but I think shitposting should be allowed! This shit is a glorified spellcheck with paint and speak'n'spell functions.

i just read a story of a woman who froze to death in a rented vacation home. the water heater door and the door outside were right next to each other. at 3am, i guess she got confused and walked into the water heater closet and shut the door behind her. the handle broke off somehow, and she ripped off a pipe from the water heater to break down the door. door was too solid, and the freezing water from the pipe she ripped loose froze her to death. that's some final destination shit.

>>40104056
Chapter 177. War got a new pair of hands. The little girl's head was served on the platter.

Wtf it's been over a week. I'm going to have to repeat myself.

ANAL SEX

>>40108715
>>40108974
let their thread die so they poon

>>40108991
I'm not a tranny, latent or otherwise. And 4chan in general has been slowing down and becoming progressively more retarded, which is a shame but not my fault because I'm awesome.

>tfw no modest dressing gf

>>40109959
>hijabi porn
How does one sink so low

The universe is crazy man. Like we designed a part that if it took more than X lbs, it would fail in a way that it would detach away from the fuel to stop an ignition. So our hinges failed in order, like one would fail at 1000lb, another at 1010, another at 1020, simplified, to swing it away. Well, we had someone apply 1010lbs, stop, and then apply 4000lbs, and that made everything go sideways, because the first 2 hinges failed but not the 3rd until the 2nd impact. That wasn't even in testing, because the odds of that happening under intended usage was like, zero. But the fucking universe man. So now we have to redesign it.

>why did you pack an oxidizer with sawdust for plane transport?
>yis sir, yis sir, packed well
>no, retard, i'm not signing off on this, take your shit back
>plane in vaccum sir, no ignite
>ITS A MOTHERFUCKING OXIDIZER

please donald, can you send ice into the hazmat transport industry

>>40111068
kek. i went to norway once and dude in front of me tried to pass security with what i'm 99% sure was a mummified monkey. carry-on luggage.

I'm terrified of flying and have to be medicated. I sleep through it every time.

>>40111198
Medicated how? I love flying, especially the lurch in my stomach during take off and looking at the clouds, knowing you are being carried across the sky inside an iron bird.

>>40111198
i mean if it helps, most hazmat can't be carried on any flights with passengers. so oxidizer guy would have only killed the pilots + crew if i'd signed off.

>>40111233
Anxiety attacks are no fun for anyone in confined spaces. I take the pill as soon as I find my seat. I haven't flown in years though

How do I politely ask my parents to babysit so I can get my hair pulled, any suggestions?

>>40111977
you just ask them if they're available to watch the kids so you can have a date night?

>>40109990
That's not porn, it's a tiktok.

>>40111977
>>40112406
That worked lovely!

>>40113433
>lust provoking image
Erotica then.

>boss: waow anon you sound so smart, like something chatgpt would say
>me: thanks boss, i don't really use chatgpt. i just read a lot.
>boss: *pouting*
I fucking hate this manchild. Counting days until I hand in my notice and let him rely on advice from AI. My common sense is the only thing holding his business afloat.

GPT shines as an assistant or task management, but this shit can barely write words in pictures. I enjoy the novelty of the technology, it's like a better tomagotchi

I was assisting on a plane crash recovery, and we had like 500 fucking foxes underfoot because they were carrying chocolate chip cookies.

>>40117914
Post fox or didn't happen.

Lmao I just asked Gemini to describe the ideal lesbian relationship dynamic in the style of a 4chan post and this shit is cursed.
>Anon, you asking about the ideal dyke sex dynamic? Lmao, there's no "ideal," retard. It's like asking what the ideal tendie is. It depends on the fookin' tendie, doesn't it?
>But if you're gonna push for some general consensus from the hivemind, here's the rundown, no cap:
Next it's all regular therapy speak bs wrapped in 4chan vocabulary, hello fellow kids. This is why they still employ flesh and blood glowies, I guess.

Somewhere in the world right now a boy is walking around with the cock that would make you straight again

>>40118866
lemme see if my buddy got some photos. peons are banned from cell phones bc otherwise dead bodies end up on tiktok.

>>40118997
is there really a debate over the quality of chicken tenders? i get the sauce, but the actual tendie?

>>40120509
It also said the most toxic lesbian dynamic is express u-haul.

Waiting for her to get home.

>>40122410
Is she bringing you tendies?

>>40120509
For me? It's picrel

>>40084897
why are trans women so triggered by harry potter

>>40116111
do firsties really talk about chat gpt in real life?

romantic relationships are the ultimate bread and circuses of our society, glad I'm woke and see through that shit

>>40124582
wow same lestie

>>40124793
What's a firsty?

>>40125391
noun: (informal, by extension) Someone who does something for the first time; a debutant or newbie.

Is this accurate ?

>>40126136
Lmao no. Its hilariously inaccurate

>>40124859
Thats not even a little bit true. Romantic relationships are beautiful. I hope everyone who really deserves one gets one.

>Up Date: Finally went to go see a doctor, she says it sounds more like i had a seizure.

>>40126136
No, its not.
What is it with people and thinking strung out is any kind of attractive?

Meh, Wrote my peace

>>40126240
I don’t think either of them really looks ‘strung out’ but dasha definitely looked a little malnourished at times

>>40126225
You're doing okay now though, right? Taking it easy a bit?

you ever come home and there's a fucking cat that just won't leave?

>>40127956
I live in an apartment, so unfortunately no cats. You're adopting it, right? Right?

>>40128015
well she climbed up 3 stories to my balcony so that doesn't appear to be a barrier to them.

>>40124859
I think they're more like a prisoner's dilemma where even if you're a perfect partner you have a very high chance to be screwed over by the other person in inumerable ways.

I took a nap earlier, I had a dream about starting a Pop-Up business. Books and postcards and magazines, all made out to be Pop-Out books and diorama displays. Say you have that Spider-Man action figure with thirty points of articulation, you pose it on your desk and you got a little city scape for him to climb up or lean against.

So it was like a laminate/public notary/post office/game lobby I was hosting

I used to be an animal groomer, and I had a cat pick the wrong house. Or the right house, I guess. He had severe matting so he got shaved, and nails had grown into his pawpads. So he was screaming like a banshee and then abruptly settled down once all the itching and pain stopped. Then he decided he liked dried fish treats and he wasn't leaving. And the 3am zoomie wheel.

>>40130207
>used to be
why did you switch careers?

Any lesbians in the netherlands by chance that are looking to cuddle (nothing more)? Been looking for someone to cuddle with as i miss that but i'm not looking for a relationship

Discord: psyduckgonewild (alt account)

>>40131250
Cats are actually actively dangerous to groom because of the infection risk, like it's an ER trip. Dogs there's an expectation that they don't and won't ever bite. Cats really aren't trained and bred like that. People are also coming from the "Petsmart" attitude, where alot of the grooming is cheap and dangerous. You just don't make enough money for the shenanigans basically.

I'm laying down for another nap so I can stay up tonight.

>>40132178
Is this the express uhaul maneuver I've been warned about?

bump

>>40135030
Express u-haul requires you to move in with her though and anon doesn't want a relationship.

Any aussie lesbians here? Live in a basic beach city where there's no hot lesbians, no sapphic friends etc. Keen to get to know other lesbians who maybe live in qld if possible
Discord is grubbb_

>2 discords back to back
It's a trap.

I coma slept all night. I can play my game today, but I wanna be a nolife goblin, it's not the same when everyone is up

She's cruising around now! I gotta order some baby gates. She has a playpen but I don't wanna keep her cooped up in babyjail all the time! Almost big enough for a walker! Gonna fix up some lunch here in a bit, first I gotta see who's all home and hungry before I start cooking shit. Might just end up having a pop tart and some juice while I tit the brat.

Darktide DLC drops tomorrow! I'm only kinda hype though because I think this is the only one it's gonna get, plus there's a rebalance patch coming and I'm meh about it.

>>40135030

Been there, done that, never again lol

Has anyone here played Stellar Blade now that it's out on PC?
if so is it good?

>>40138844
It's painfully average.

>>40137144
Which game?

>>40138932
But it has cute waifus and outfits, that must count for something?

>>40141283
Any two bit hentai game has that.

i actually overheard a pilot talking about me in the airport bar today. with civilian aircraft i do the "bye bye" on handoff, with mil tho i always say "fuck off" instead. it's funny because every single one has also responded with "fuck off" instead of "bye" too lmao.

I'll be up tonight don't you worry

>>40140739
https://youtu.be/GVaGC0xXUVg?si=UJgfnHO0cFNob9Mr

>>40019647 (OP)
Question: have you girls ever sucked a cock? Would you? Would you not? Why?

I gotta go to bed soon, under specific instructions I must follow to get butt-touched tomorrow

>>40145114
This is an awesome pic of Grimes but that is a gross question.
>no i wouldnt, it just seems unpleasant and degrading. doesn’t really make sense to ask why lesbians wouldn’t suck cock in the first place.

>>40095188
You use Ai like a tranny

>>40146610
Lmao do you live under a rock? Everybody uses AI.

>>40145114
I've sucked a cock once.
I was the third person in an ongoing threesome, with a hot bi couple. They were both very sub, and needed someone to bully them a bit. 99% of our time in bed was basically lesbian activities, but the one time I did touch his dick.
Ended up also being a life coach and getting these dorks to the gym, getting them some fashion, taking them to parties, introducing them to people.
They dropped me to replace me with a big orcish bodybuilder brute man.

>>40146735
yeah but the way you use ai is trannycoded

>>40147461
1) Wasn't me
2) What the fuck, touch grass

how long is the ukraine war going to last? I thought it'd be over by now. Why aren't the ukies getting rid of their corrupt, embezzling, jewish leader that's ruining their country and blowing up peace talks?

>>40147698
>just spread your legs and take it, lets not turn this rape into a murder :)
TZD

>>40147461
1) Wasn't me
2) What the fuck, touch grass

>>40147695
>>40147725
why twice?

bump

>listen to a 20 hour long analysis on why skyrim is a terrible game (while doing stuff that doesn't require focus ofc)
>check my steam profile
>skyrim: 1.5k hours
>go back to the video essay
>seethe at skyrim
>haven't played in 3 years
>should probably play this weekend
i'm 99% positive todd is mkultra

>>40146823
>hot bi couple
>both very sub
>ended up also being a life coach
>replace me with a big orcish bodybuilder brute man
that "man" whose cock you sucked has long since trooned

how do i get bitches? apps dont work.

>>40126136
LOL

A beautiful girl with a bridge-piercing talked to me in the park yesterday, all i could say back to her was “UHMM OK..” and go back to looking sad. I don’t even think im really a-social just retarded for no reason.

>>40151147
you aren't owed love, retard
earn it or die alone

I always bring a smoke hood on airplanes with me, and I think I freaked out the dude I was sitting next to. But bro, come on, the plane could crash, and it's the smoke that kills you usually, not the fire on a plane.

>>40152574
take a dramamine ethel goddamn

>>40152587
I'm gonna shout you out on the news one day, when I'm the sole survivor.

>>40152622
i'm imagining you walking into a coffee shop, shouting through your hood at the staring patrons, "THE SMOKE IS ACTUALLY MORE LETHAL THAN THE FIRE, YOU KNOW." your shrink started planning her retirement when she found you, babe

>>40152654
I don't bring my smoke hood into the coffee shop, I bring my go bag.

>>40152678
omfg. scout for starbies and pyro for the airplane. do you do any other tf2 cosplay?

if anyone remembers the mha conversation from like, a year ago: i finally saw the episode with star and stripe and goddamn she got done dirty.

>>40152696
I'm sure this will shock you but I also own multiple firearms.

>>40152722
and a "john goodman in 10 cloverfield lane" type doomsday bunker underneath the septic pumping company you co-own with your dad, probably

>>40152759
I'm not that rich. But maybe one day.

>>40151826
You’re right.

bump limit

I wish I had the balls to actually hang myself. I want to die.

>>40154555
Hanging is an ugly way to go

>>40154752
There's not really any good ways to go when it's self inflicted.

The new update is really fun. I did Nothing all day, only took breaks to feed and change the baby.
https://youtu.be/SWmlt9syHIk?si=p59JMPDSOpfHRgO7

She brought home spicy Publix chicken tenders, macaroni, and potato wedges. Super duper lazy dinner, but I gotta go to bed now because I promised not to stay up all night