Thread 40027161

>>40024838

Qott: favorite and least favorite gg poster?

non flamers should transition into flamers, not taking hrt or nothing, just acting much much faggier

What are we jerkin to tonight fellas?

>>40027172
Squeaks cheeks

>>40027166
what if I was so faggy I got bullied for being gay before I knew I was gay

>>40027161 (OP)
****** is my favorite and my least favorites are the sniping queens

>>40027228
Good movie

>>40027194
act even faggier to prove your bullies wrong

>>40027250
just loaded it up gonna mix a rum and coke and chill

>>40027113
Oh wow I'd like to go!

>>40027269
https://slicehouse.com/

The original Tony Nap in North Beach is the best but he has other restaurants including a slice house in Santa Clara! Slice House is very good.

made it to Tampa. Im at the Hampton inn if anyone wants to watch the nba finals.

>>40027303
>>40025958

https://x.com/ClipXClipX/status/1932625381506379921
see guys the left does believe in gender equality

I like the water bottles with the external nipple bit. Gives me something to suck on idly. Feels good g

>>40027314
Oh nice! Thanks for letting me know!

>>40027360
i bet you would like being cradled by a strong handsome man while being fed from a baby bottle you slut

I liked a hunky guy post on X and now I'm getting bombarded with more hunky guys (@_@)

>>40027382
I mean

>>40027327
what made you go to tampa instead of orlando

>>40027303
Kitty!

>>40027393
Ohmygosh here's another
https://x.com/vinicius777__/status/1932598087350157341?t=SsHbY4oL7yvzY6JObfwTnw&s=19

>>40027395
hush. suck.

>>40027166
Fuck no

Zzz...

Bro wtf I don't even watch his videos anymore

you looking fertile today brother.

Hairless are the best breed of cat

>>40027430
shut up flimur

He's not an imp

>>40027481
>>40027492
Good kitty ^-^

black candy bottoms

>>40027481
>>40027492
I've masturbated to the DBZ character before. So I can understand the appeal

>>40027303
>>40027481
>>40027492
he has immense aura.

Sonic is such a bottom. Blows my mind when people depict him as a top

What's an aura

Do you like moustache

It's illegal to drink Irish car bombs
https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/1932805601094218217

>>40027562
Fuck no.

>>40027571
i could feel myself physically healing when i stopped using shxtter.

>>40027586
It's getting better now because of the weight of their sins

>>40027575
What about my haircut

This is how I used to looks like

Bro this is fucking Gunther Eagleman
I'm so serious it's time for day of the pillow

>>40027630
Go back to this.

this is tragic sis

>>40027642
What do you think I'm growing my hairs out for

>>40027547
It means he has presence. He is powerful.

i am about to finish a bottle of pinot noir.
what is YOUR wednesgay night shaping up to, gaygen?

>>40027709
I require a cupbearer boyfriend who will use his mouth as my personal cup for each sip I drink sis.

>>40027709
>bottle
on a wednesday?!

>>40027709
I was going to have sex with a guy but decided it would be unhealthy so now I'm lying in bed considering playing some monster hunter

>>40027709
I'm too nervous to sleep.

Bottom keeps suggesting pegging. I thought it was a joke at first but now he’s trying to bargain with me to let him put his dildo in my ass.

>>40027753
i no longer work wednesdays and thursdays so i am free to rot in the middle of the week.
>>40027765
pretty based please refrain from further sex impulses they are impure and cloud your mind.
>>40027798
try having a glass of alcohol.

>>40027822
Just say no. There's literally nothing he can do if you say no.

>>40027849
why do you hate me sis

Bottoms never think just to pin you down and force the dildo in your ass without your permission. That's the difference between tops and bottoms. Bottoms have to ask, while tops just take.

>>40027822
Just say yes. There's literally nothing you can do if he says yes.

>>40027860
i don't anon, what did i do?

>>40027889
It's fine. I'm wine.

>>40027849
I'm ex-alcoholiv so no

>>40027922
pussy.

>>40027931
I would really like to

>>40027956
don't do it i'm just messing with you please stay with it.

tex is such a bully sheesh

>>40027922
I've had luck with this relaxation technique where you tense your muscles for a few seconds and relax them.
Starting with your feet, calfs, thighs, butt and all the way up. Focus on the release. It really clears your mind.

If that fails I smoke weed and masturbate :x

>>40028003
i just take jokes too far sometimes I SWEAR I'M NOT TRYNA BE MEAN!

>>40028052
all that testosterone coursing through your 2 meter tall apollonian body probably

>>40027956
I also play these long science videos from anton petrov. It's good because idk what he's saying so it's like noise.

https://youtu.be/XeQem9gVieY?si=xgLO6n4DXDmTD0R5

>>40028103
>2 meter tall
god i wish can you imagine.

>>40028039
I will try. Thank you.

>>40028120
you told me you were…your tangled web is unraveling tex

>>40028039
>relaxation technique where you tense your muscles for a few seconds
all my muscles are perpetually tensed specifically because of alcoholism tho it literally takes actual effort to unclench them for long periods of time.

>>40028141
that was a test and you passed.

Tex what you think of this girl? She has 3 legs and she's bratty and emotional.

>>40028152
I don't have a coping strategy for that, I don't really drink :x

>>40028167
This pic is what I like to see, cats on two legs wearing clothes I prefer when they're cat sized and if they can speak English too

>>40028152
Hmmm, so your bwahole muscle must be super strong and clenchy from years of exercise....hmmm m this if fantastic news

total bottom rape

We're stroking at Tex in the discord

>>40028199
she looks like a shrimp, you should call her shrimp. she looks extremely sweet. i had a three-legged cat when i was younger and sadly she was very skittish and afraid of everyone. all animals deserve love especially the disabled ones.

>>40028167
Do you have a cat?

>>40028225
Miss pancake would hate me if I made her wear clothes :c

Chat i'll sign contract on friday and leave the neet life behind
Life = good

wiping my pussy with my wig

shaving my nuts and base was the best thing i did today. now it can breathe, and it feels oh so smooth down their, gosh it's taking all my self-control not to fondle myself hehe. yes i still have a bush, i think this is the way.

>>40028286
yes.
>>40028302
i have not shaved any part of my body for over 5 years. it's overrated; feels nice the first day then it's just a nonstop itch-fest and ingrown hairs.

>>40028167
what did i win

>>40028326
bullet in the liver.

Imagine 9 big MAGA hunks all cumming in tex's little tiny pink hole at the same time oooohhh Jerome and Leroy could never

>>40028346
what guns have you fired

>>40028380
none lol. closest i got was shooting skeet when i spent a weekend at my friend's family's place out in the middle of nowhere once but we were in middle school so none of us were brave enough.

>>40028322
>ingrown hairs.
if you used soap down there, it wouldn't be like that

>>40028438
i wash every day and moisturize i don't think that is the issue. i just have annoying thick body hair in my pubic and armpit areas.

>>40028405
jesus sufficed and died for our sins and this is how you repay him? you need to go to a gun range on your next day off and try it out

>>40028322
>>40028450
post pubes

First I was like

>>40028546
But then I was like

>>40028438
Soap is bad, it strips oils and has harsh fragrances among other things, you should use a cleanser.
Also post shave care matters, aloe based aftershaves are good.
I use vitamin c for chemical exfoliation, and cotton terry cloth for manual exfoliation.
Good moisturizers, obviously.
Mild fragrance free laundry detergent.

>>40028559
Of and low friction fabrics are actually high impact change.

Looking at my thick haired men>>40028450

>>40028559
You sound like a girl rn dude

i don't publicly identify as maga in public sis. i'm a quiet moderate straight ally if anybody asks.

which one would you date? libbie gay guy or maga gay guy?

Came on my stomach earlier but when i finally got around to wiping it off it was already gone... Modern miracle?

>>40028638
Lmao that means it dried up and crusted or you shoot little baby loads that get lost easily. Sometimes I cum so much it hits the wall or there's a big puddle of it.

>>40028632
lib is just normal, so that.

Puddle of Cum was my favorite grunge band in high school

>>40028608
Taking care of your skin is good

>>40028632
they need to suck my dick and be quiet sis. they don't need any political opinions with a mouth full of dick.

>>40028559
i use dove bars, idk what u be using but either way you're retarded

>>40028655
No I'm p sure this was divine intervention

if by 2035 all basic jobs are takin by AI what are y'all plans with the basic universal income? for me would be a small apartament with almost no decoration outside really escential forniture gooning all day to AI generated ultra realistic-VR porn with all the things I put in the prompt, its gonna be a lot of male lactation hehe

>>40028709
I use shampoo and body wash. You're dropping science blowing my mind.

>>40028752
i usually wash with bar soap and exfoliate with a body wash

>>40028744
>the world in 2035
Optimistic

>>40028763
Is exfoliate where you rub that sand paper sponge on your skin?

If you're getting the results you want do what ever, but soap isn't gonna help somebody dealing with breakouts. All 'm sayin'

>>40028752
>I use shampoo
brainlet detected. STOP USING SHAMPOO. it's a SHAM and it's POO.

>>40028791
You're a girl. It's cute.

>>40028779
basically.
pumice is usually reserved for callouses like on your feet. i don't always do the pumice stone because i'm lazy and have no one looking to suck on my tootsies.

>>40028798
Lol. Sounds like my sex life then

i love paul mitchell products.

what would you do if ICE came looking for your illegal boifren?

>>40028774
we will be married by then honey

>>40028825
tell them he's not done yet, he has a whole nother bathroom to clean.

I got bullied for my cumshot by a stranger on the internet and now I feel self conscious. It's about a tablespoon and super thick. Why can't that be enough for you sluts! I'M SORRY I DONT CUM GALLONS OK. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY?!? IM SORRY I'M NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU

>>40028834
And we'll die in each other's arms from the radiation poisoning

i'm too asian to be mistaken for an illegal

acts of ruthless self-love

>>40028870
Pretty sure you'd get arrested for that. At least if you were in public

>>40028825
I blackmail him into being my dog slave. He has to obey everything I say or I call the ICE to take him away.

>>40028882
I did get arrested for it, and honestly it was worth it.

i'm out of alcohol so i poured a shot of angostura bitters (took a minute) and mixed it with polar cherry seltzer. is it gonna taste bad?

>>40028893
h-hot and romantic!

nvm i already answered my question it is very bitter but extremely pleasant and inoffensive. i actually recommend this.

rape is my love language

Morning!!
>>40028852
do better!
>>40028908
Just pretend it's one of those witcher potions that strong enough to kill regular humans

>>40028916
what do you do when you drink alone other than post here

>>40028931
i listen to music. or i listen to my music, read my old stories and notepad files, look at my old drawings, basically anything pathetic that you can think of, i do it.

need to be tied up and made to sniff sweaty musky armpits

>>40028931
jerk off

>>40028924
all bottoms want this

>>40028938
is it fun at least

i hate when people misconflate tops&bottoms with doms&subs.

the top is the penetrator. he puts his dick in the other party.
the bottom is the receiver. he takes his partner's dick.

no. women cannot be top. ever. it's the same reason you can't rape someone as a woman. no penis. no rape. no top. you can sexuall assault your partner by shoving something up their ass. doesn't make you a top. makes you a dom.

being dom or sub has nothing to do with giving and receiving in the sense of who is putting dick where. the dom is the one that takes charge. maybe they pull you across their lap for a spanking. a power bottom is a dom. the type to tie their man to the bed and take his nut from, one way or another.

a sub then, is someone who endures punishment. they let you beat the shit out of them. in fact, they ask you to do it to them because they think they deserve it. they like called a little piss boy.

i want some wine but i'm takin a nap rn

>>40028962
yeah i mean everything is fun when you're drunk that's why it's become a crutch when everything is so boring and depressing. in hindsight it's very cringe and dumb and makes me feel immense shame but at least for 5 or 6 hours i can enjoy life if it means acting cringe and imbibing a massive amount of bloat.

I want jagercakes ans pizza. I'm never gonna make it.

i'm gonna retract my earlier statement now that the dopamine has worn off, mixing seltzer with a shot of bitters is a bad idea i have a perpetual aftertaste of medicine. do NOT do this gaygen.

Feet

cock

How do you resist cravings?

>>40029010
https://voca.ro/1iBqm6FFSQSO

>>40029070
when i stopped drinking, i drank a lot of topo chico since the carbonation gave me that dopamine hit that beer did. helped me a lot but that shit is expensive as hell in colorado, pretty much teh same price as beer, so why even bother anymore.

>>40029082
lol

>>40029082
I walk almost every day

>>40029133
https://voca.ro/1hj26NCqKrei

>>40029133
to the fridge

>>40029155
Good one

>>40029070
I heard some people drink black coffee to substitute cravings. I don't know how well it works personally, though...

>>40029155
Me too hehe

>>40029070
Work and stimulants <3
>>40029203
Good morning, voice

>>40029203
That's good advice! Exercise does feel good and stimulating!

looked up my old bandcamp page from 2020 and it still exists lmao please kill me.

>>40029243
https://voca.ro/1flbqm8OSzvg

[BREAKING NEWS] i love big fat musky balls and stinky sweaty hairy pits

>>40029372
Holy based

>>40029372
Hehe boykisser meme

I'm accepting the calloused feet.

>>40027161 (OP)
None of them. All, at this point, all are apparently 3r'd world teens and bots.

>>40029523
What's wrong with the first?

>>40029485
I'll soften them up when I lick your feet all over

>>40029556
Why would you?

>tfw god fearing and hate the idea of hell
oof

>>40029295
:3

>>40029582
crazy proportions

Russian gay porn often have foot fetish. It's a turn off.

what are your thoughts on hairy bottoms?

>>40029618
Based Russians

>>40029582
I'm glad hell exists sis. We need send 90% of humanity in there.

WHAT

i hope only gay men go to hell
i want a proper orgy with literally every single gay guy that has ever lived
we will party and have carefree afterlife gay sex sex sex for the rest of eternity in that realm

>>40029649
Feet in the mouth is gross.

>>40027161 (OP)

>fav
All anonymous posters, who have a manly and innate undrestanding of the value of quasi-anonymity.
>least fav
All non-anonymous posters, who by the very nature of their effeminite activity denounce themselves.

>>40029722
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

Why did God invent porn if he doesn't like it and if he does like it then what kind of porn do you think he likes the most I think feet because I saw the pope touching people's feet

I just want to spaff my load In a god honouring way

>>40029761
god doesn't exist

>>40029769
todd howard's son???

>>40029770
he does just not ones explained by current faiths

>>40029783
by azura by azura by azura!

>>40028981
Just be vers good lord

Vers isn't real.

>>40029770
Then by what mechanism is the animate mud processing it's surroundings and having experiences and doing work such as creating diaper fur art by what spark causes life?
I mean literally what enslaves the flesh to its will you could call raw energy god you know its observable that we exist it's just a matter of what language your using to describe what you see around you

And there are extremely unnatural things happening that go against evolution for instance homosexual drive and drug use and technology to an extent unless I suppose you argue that homosexuality is a food strategy or socially beneficial or the result of brain trauma which shouldn't be possible btw how do we account for the insane why would nature result in such imperfect organisms if evolution causes the death of these creatures

There's no god then what is is God it's just another word for the universe the way I see it it just means everything that is

tying up debaser, not letting him shower for a week, huffing his manly musk

If you don't like that definition then it's just an argument about language and what you really disagree with is the way religion is used to infer morality or you disagree with the holy books which is valid because they are likely not true

piratesoftware got exposed for being a gay furry (again) lmaooo

what would you do if a fat goblin looking guy approached you? would you accept his advances? or would you reject debaser?

I think God is insane

Because they eats themself sad!

>>40029874
Yea that's what it is https://youtu.be/Ws5klxbI87I

My god is called gobeplats and if you don't pray to him every day and stop having sex he destroys your balls for all eternity

Maybe the Joe Rogan deep state will get some good drugs to the bad guys so they can chill tf out like the agencies did back when they were smart enough to try to hide their fascismz
https://youtu.be/HtUH9z_Oey8

>>40029682
amazing get
love that little rodent

I wish I was cool and alpha enough to be a rapist

>>40029682
And you thought we wouldn't get a Joe Rogan of the left
>>40030059
raping is for people who are the opposite of cool and alpha

>>40029769
i've defended british culture many times but i cannot sanction the phrase "spaff my load"

Guys I'm seriously worried about that gobeplats I mean it was part of my upbringing to learn about him since I did just twelve seconds ago and I really don't want to risk getting my balls tortured

>>40027871
Hotttt. I have been way too gentle with many bottoms. Slapping, choking, spitting yes. But always consent. I think consent is no longer a requirement for me to be turned on. Rape is actually hot as fuck.

>>40030066
I have a different god that also tortures balls if you don't praise him but he doesn't let me praise any other gods even though they are all the same god if you read the books

>>40030062
Raping another male is decidedly alpha. It's extremely dominant.

It's also hot as fuck and would be very fun, which is what often defines cool.

>>40030076
It's alpha in a subhuman, gorilla kind of way but actually being at the top of the human social hierarchy pretty much requires you not to rape or at least not get found out. Cool is having more sex than you need without having to work hard for it.

Penis

i really want some food

>>40030187
>>40030167

Need to eat his buttcheek

>>40029841
im a vrs bttm and like, it would be really cute to have a top bf who likes it both ways. i would dirty-talk so much, i'm a real goofball heh. gosh, getting hard just thinking about it.. unf

my god will turn your dick into a mutilated neo vagina if you don't sleep with me

>>40030351
Do that to shiza so I can preg her and have kids

>>40027303
kitty!!!! gonna share one of my cats too

>>40029881
You're getting mentions in chasergen. Plus buggy did troon fr.

i trimmed my bangs and idk, i don't like have long my sides are, may as well trim everything off and start over fresh with a medium length do

>>40030549
how* long

jesus christ did i have an aneurysm or something tf

>>40030545
and why are you there

>>40030560
I'm an hrt twink >.o

>>40030569
fucking faggot

>>40030579
Lol this is like when black guys call each other nigga, right?

>>40030591
no this is me being candace owens

>>40030599
Then I'll be her wi Catholic daddy, baptizing her in the holy spirit

I've no patience for politics but every time I make my ass clap, I'm making a political statement

Gay guys used to look straight.

Mr pancakes told me he loves me in cat earlier he was meowing at me

>some fruit tart in gaygen
You said what bro? Your ****** sucks big fuckin ******** dicks bro

I think I might actually be straight

>>40029582
Why is his crotch wet? <.<

Happy Thursday <3

>>40030746
>I promise im not a woman i promise
What's with the mood swings then ma'am?

He owes me an apology

>>40030765
What happened?

>>40030765
time to rape him

>>40027166
I’ll do my best
>>40027161 (OP)
I had an allergic reaction that made my tongue blow up for a week, and got to find out that for some reason all antihistamines make me very insane.

>>40030773
He came to my job and invited me over after work and I had to stay late and he didn’t answer his door his phone calls or his door when I knocked hard like a heterosexual. It opened up the cut more.

>>40030765
Why did he bite you?

>>40030793
>I knocked hard like a heterosexual.
Lol

Some guys itt have a new sex partner every day like Dan and giton. You would think by default, they would eventually have to fuck each other, because there's not that many gay guys in the world that they wouldn't.

>>40030810
I’m going to plan c I’m gonna make him suck on that finger

When gay guys try to lock down a bisexual man they have to worry about a woman stealing they mans

Would you date someone with aids

>>40030848
no

>>40027562
yeah but i think the beard in
>>40027303
this looks better

>>40028825
hide him away and make him into my anne frank sex slave

>>40030848
no. i don't want aids and you never know when people are going to leave you or when you will have issues that cant be worked past

>>40030848
Nope

>>40030810
fr. what does that even mean. is dan so insecure that he has to make sure his knocking seems straight?

>>40029841
>Vers isn't real.
in what way? i have the personality of a bottom but when it comes to sex i prefer topping but im okay with bottoming

>>40030848
I don't date sis.

>>40030965
I thought it was funny. Like he was knocking so hard it was a heterosexual knock, yar yar

Having AIDS means you've dated too much, like a fat person has eaten too much. You don't need any more dates. Go to bed without any cock.

i should call him.

>>40030793
Ouch :c
How did you get cut?

Straight men bang doors like you owe them they lunch money. Gay boys knock like they afraid of waking up the cat inside the house.

>>40031025
It's too early biboomer.

>>40030791
Cuuuute

>>40031008
>dated
I don't think you know what that word means sis.

>>40031025
I always knock gently at first

I like dates hehe

i want to become a sex slave + house maid to a faggot

I want a normal relationship with someone.

>>40031056
i am a professional faggot sis. Are you applying for full-time or part-time?

>>40031064
I would like a mostly normal relationship with a few surprises thrown in to keep things interesting!

>>40031027
I'm polysister.

Maybe i adopt a gay son like Matt Gaetz did? Is gay dad/son adoption kosher yet? I would like 1 gay swedish son, 18 years of age please.

>>40031064
same. i just want to not have endless fighting

>>40031080
I’m pretty sure that’s illegal

>>40031080
If he's 18, just date him sis. You can't legally adopt him if he isn't a child anymore. He has to be under 18 for him to be considered a child. Just make him call you daddy during sex.

>>40031089
He's 18 though. He just looks young for his age.

>>40030848
Yeah, but I’m the kind of ugly and unkempt where people would assume you were my caretaker if we were out in public

>>40031100
>He's 18
You can legally marry him sis. What's the point of adoption at this point?

How are you doing today?

>>40031101
What's the fun in that? I can get that on grindr

>>40031100
>18
>looks young for his age
so you're a pedophile?

>>40031112
You know what would be hot? To marry your son. This is just porn tier fantasy I'm not serious btw and should stop posting

uwu

is it unusual to get jealous when a fwb starts fucking other people? should i just refrain from sex unless im dating someone if i feel that way?

>>40031130
Girl put the yaoi down lol.

>>40031135
Hello skunk, how are you?

>>40031136
it's normal. hookups suck.

I'm 21 years old and I would like a beer
>Oh so you're an underaged drinker?

I'm driving the speed limit, 55 mph
>Oh so you're a speeder then?

I would like to pay the price this item is listed for
>Cheapskate

41% please

>>40031136
You sound like a heteronormative woman sis. There are many monogamous gays out there looking for someone like you.

>>40031136
its normal, especially bad if they go after your best mate, one fwb i had snogged my best friend right in front of me at gathering of our classmates. made me seethe like nothing else, but also kinda turned me on

>>40031161
how come every fag ive met is poly :/

>>40030848
Depends. If he didn't get it from sex, maybe.

>>40031174
Monogamous gays aren't the apps sis. They're doing normal people stuff.

>>40031174
Not him but poly doesn't necessarily mean open relationship. A closed 3way or 4way is still poly but not open. It's just unusual that someone would go for more than one person and not prefer an open relationship.

>>40031215
You're going to trust 4 sluts in a slut poly to not fuck other ppl?

Marriage is between a man and his son.

I ated strawberries with whipped cream. Yum

>>40031115
it's getting warm and I hate it plus I'm such a disgusting fucking ogre I can't even fit into last years summer clothes so now I have to buy new ones I hate my stupid fucking retard brain I wish I could just not overeat all the fucking time honestly I should be put into a zoo

I prefer to be the mother and I have many sons to feed my cum.

>I prefer to be the mother
This doesn't work for me.

I'm fine with real women, but this tranny shit, mom with a dick and balls stuff is cringe and needs to die out.

>>40031166
cvck

>>40031209
ive never met anyone through apps. just irl and thru video games

>>40031286
I'm being metaphorical sis. Like those mother pop divas like Mariah Carey. It's gay slang. I like to be called daddy or mother.

>>40031297
Reply less fuckface and I'm not your sister. Go inpersonate RuPaul at drag night at your local gay bar.

>>40031215
i would definitely prefer that to an open relationship but still not like it. i sort of had something like that as a kind of meeting in the middle once

Manners!

>>40031309
Ok bro. I'll send you flowers when you marry your husband-son.

>>40031136
Fwb isn’t real. Love and respect yourself enough to date normally or ONS. No repeat business for casuals.

>>40031322
I'm a man. I'm not confused about that.

Why are gay people like this?! This is literally elder abuse.

>>40031320
https://i.postimg.cc/nrwntRJh/handsfreeff.gif

why are gay guys such fags?

>>40031329
>respect yourself
thats something im just now trying to learn...

>>40031215
A closed fully connected throuple feels like the pinnacle of human love probably. Never gonna happen though.

>>40031336
if ypu think gays are fags then you should see straight male friends

>>40031080
His son isn’t gay

playing russian mmo and theres a lot of soviet undertones in the lore lole