Thread 40042214

What would you do if there was a sk8rboimoder who was holding an energy drink, rolling around without safety equipment, and just generally being radical and xtreme?

What... what would you do?

>>40042453
>that rough and scraped "BOY" hoodie
uwahh, I want one..

Also I've just decided that boymoders aren't allowed to skate, as they might get hurt ;~;

*nurses*

>>40042517
you can't stop me! >:[

ouch...

>>40042542
OH MY GOD, she's TOO EXTREME!!!! D:

She's REBELLING!!!

>>40042550
>that's it. youre under arrest for being too cool and rad

>>40042601
This looks like a premise for boymoder porn...

>>40042214 (OP)
I love skatermoder

>>40042214 (OP)
boyremove her obviously

>>40043060
no (nonconsensual) boyremoval!!!

also

>>40043237
oops typo :/

>>40043237
typo bothered me... but this is cute

>>40043903
^~^ good sign!

>>40042601
Uh oh! A cop! The skateboarder's natural enemy!!

But seriously, if you're gonna skate, wear a helmet, knee and elbow pads, and maybe a really puffy winter parka, and maybe just don't skate at all ;~;

holy malebrained ai art slop

>>40042214 (OP)
literally me

>>40043060
skateboarding is boyremoval if you do it long enough

>>40042453
compound fracture tym :3

>>40044615
isnt that grasping at straws a little bit? isnt that like saying "holy malebrainen egg sandwich"?

>>40042214 (OP)
Tell her to teach me her tricks

>>40045913
no because the only people ive seen using ai art are men. women use it for talking to fictional characters

>>40045954
dream date desu

>>40043903
the typo makes it cuter

>>40042214 (OP)
I'd hug her :)

>>40044313
well maybe as a reward for being a good boymoder and wearing proper safety equipment she should get some fresh homemade apple pie :3

>>40048882
NO, pie is for BABIES >:c

We're TOO XTREME

>>40050835
>>40048882
Aw I'm sorry that was rude, that's a nice pie, thank you very much :3

>>40050940
dw :3

>>40042214 (OP)
literally me

>>40044313
i'd rather feel the wind in my hair than not have brain damage

>>40044615
agreed why does the skateboard thread need to have so much ai??

>>40042214 (OP)
that was literally me till i got too drunk while skating and broke my wrist and had to be off work for several months 2 years ago :') hoping to get back into skating but scared of getting too silly with it again

>>40050835
also appul pie is good :3

Tire iron

>>40052028
They look surprised!
>>40053407
nummies :3

>>40053809
>:3 (see pic)

>>40042214 (OP)
thats me
>>40044684
waita moment..

>>40054176
they were told to hold hands until they get along >:3

>>40054476
*holds ur hand* uwu

I had spaghetti with tomato sauce, olives, capers and sardines last night... it was nice... salty and savoury :d But there wasn't nearly enough sardines D:<

>>40052186
Possible to have a transgirl teach me skateboarding?

>>40054490
im a little peckish...

>>40052186
first tranny to get on baker

>>40054561
^~^

>>40042214 (OP)

Rape.

>>40054626
this is why i stopped solo street skating, walking back to the car in the city barely able to hold my board using it as a cane and realized how rapeable i was in that moment

>>40054587
>let me cook you some spicy marinated beef to put in your taco :3

>>40054211
yall are some posers that popshuv 50 was buck and yall arent saying shit fuck u faggots

boymoder spammer must be 40 year old by now

>>40055424
>you get to the skate park and it's full of boymoders eating tacos and giving each other massages

>>40055503
maybe some beer too :3c

>>40042453
This is actually how I broke my arm last year :3c

>>40056393
Boytoberfester! ^~^ I'm sure the germans are very impressed with her straw!

>>40056848
Wow, lots of injurymoders in this thread! We need a fracture clinic!! DX

>>40056848
>>40057732
sometimes you just hurt yourself accidentally

but good boymoders help other boymoders to recover :3

She was a skater boi
She said, "I really am a boi"
She liked to use the n-word slur
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She was more into length than girth

>>40055424
If I saw her at the park grilling I would say "Whoa who is that big manly dude grilling, I wonder if he has time to fix my car."

>>40059308
*dotes on, pays attention to, coddles, and generally takes care of!* D:

>>40059337
yesh :3 *pushes u around*

>>40050835
>NO, pie is for BABIES >:c
>
>We're TOO XTREME
No pie for me either, just steak and coffee please!

>>40059581
>very manly >:[

anyway. this thread is now graced by a mystical aurora boymoder

>>40059754
aurora boyrealis? :3

>>40059774
that's a very good pun

>>40059799
:3

*feedback screech*

>>40060056
"s-s-so how 'bout that JK Rowling, am i rite guys? d-d-did you see the new Snape is black, ha ha?"

>>40060530
Oh god, Jerry Boyfeld would not say anything even slightly contraversial ;~;

desu she would probably be too shy to ever even consider peforming ;~;