qott: are you good at cooking? do you enjoy it? would you prefer a partner that can cook? do you have a signature dish? do you know how to cook the traditional food from your region?
>>40042499 (OP)Cooking is best done alone. Other people get in the way. Love cooking for others tho
>>40042499 (OP)My mom would probably teach me if I asked
>>40042508i come and go on this... cooking with other people is really fun but it can be hard not to get in each other's way. it's fun to have someone to bounce ideas off for seasonings and stuff right? or to do all the annoying mise en place bullshit. honestly im more the type that would rather just quietly chop an onion into tiny little slices instead of having to do the complicated stuff i get nervous
If you can post on this site but not cook you're pathetic
>>40042512you should!!! if you learn from another person you pick up a lot of little techniques and stuff that you can't get from studying online. i had to teach myself from cookbooks and the internet and eventually classes and i feel like im still playing catchup with some small things people just have a knack for. but then theres things im better at than other people too idk theres merit to both
>>40042499 (OP)>qottI'm fairly good at cooking but I kinda hate it usually (it just takes so long and I'm good at making messes). I don't think I really have a signature dish
>traditional food from your regionUhh probably but does the US have any truly traditional food aside from biscuits and gravy?
>>40042382Thanks Bronya! I appreciate it <3
Its not been toooo terrible thankfully
>>40042499 (OP)I'm an excellent cook.
I especially love cooking for others.
A partner that can also cook makes for a really fun dynamic.
Signature dish? Not that I can think of but I'm sure if I paid attention for a month if have one thing I cook more often. Probably something with pasta.
Traditional Australian food? A whitchety grub you eat raw.
I've actually recently gotten suddenly bad at cracking eggs?? Like I used to be fine at doing it one handed but now even if I use both hands it explodes when I try to split the halves. Maybe my neighbors chickens just have thin shells on their eggs (I never buy them, she gives me like 4 dozen every other week)
>>40042526i hope the worst of it is over at least!!!
traditional in the food in the US is pretty regional, right? like there's cajun food, or skyline chilli, or st louis butter cake, or a california roll...
>>40042532i have no idea what the sentence 'a whitchety grub you eat raw' refers to but i want to eat it now. omw australia
>>40042536fresh local eggs for free is insaneeee im so jealous.... maybe the shells are different that kinda makes sense. i know some people who keep chickens in their tenement flats but im pretty sure its illegal... they're so cute though i bet they make good pets. i really want to be able to crack eggs one handed i need to train
>>40042536The brain worms have reached the motor cortex. It's so over
>>40042548Trust me. You don't wanna eat one.
>>40042555Imagine the splatter
>>40042555ive never agreed less that looks delicious... they eat those in the lion king right and they always looked so delicious i wanna try it... but i dont know which grubs are edible... probably all of them right
>>40042561like look at how plump and delicious it looks... BUILT for snacking
>>40042560Oh no.
>>40042561They're native to Australia I believe, a staple food in Aboriginal culture for some regions.
There's also these things called honey ants that have literal huge honey sacks on their back abdomen.
>>40042579THEY'RE SO CUTEEEE they look like mario enemies i love them so much... i bet the sac would pop so satisfyingly if u bit down on it
>>40042537It might be, but it'll probably fluctuate better and worse for the next month or so. I'll live though <3
Hmm I guess so, I was thinking more like USA created and not borrowed from somewhere else
But even then regionally for me would be southern foods like biscuits and gravy, grits, country ham, fried everything, etc. That's all pretty easy
>>40042548It's a blessing and a curse. I started pickling them bc I just don't even know what else to do with them, I don't need eggs very often lol
But I do absolutely love pickled eggs! (not those gross ones though that come on the plastic jar)
And I usually make and handful of onions/tare eggs for ramen :)
But she has a really nice set up for her chickens, I'm kind of jealous of them honestly
And I grew up around chickens and goats and such a little bit, they're cool and adorable but can get really stinky if you don't keep up with them
>>40042554Oh fuck.. oh no.. Whatever will I do, there must be a cure :(
>>40042555It's gross but they're not that bad..
>>40042590i see i see.... tare eggs are goated for sure... i havent experimented much with pickling but i like the ones you can just buy at a chippy or a pub here! or a pickled onion... sour food is my favourite...
i see i didnt consider that you had to bathe a chickens. and they probably have to eat all the time too. reconsidering....
>>40042597>tare eggs are goated for sureThey're sooo good. And I always get fancy with my ramen, it's half the reason I'll drive an hour to the nearest Japanese grocery store
And yeah I absolutely love sour foods. I don't think there's anything pickled I haven't liked that I've tried
>bathe chickensYou don't really need to do all that, they love a good dust pit though like a chinchilla
Mostly around here it's people not cleaning up after their chickens and overall hardly taking care of them. They'll stink up a neighborhood really fast
But they do eat kind of a lot, my grandparents had a good few chickens and a couple roosters and we'd go out and give them a hefty bit of feed three or four times a day
>>40042605we pickle a lot of seafood here that ive never tried... that seems very adventurous though im not sure im hardcore enough yet ;w;
chicken taking a dust bath is insanely cute nvm apartment chicken is back on. i wonder why they have to eat so much... i guess all that energy goes into the eggs
>>40042499 (OP)>qott: are you good at cooking?I'm an excellent cook and I used to work as such.
>do you enjoy it?Not really.
>would you prefer a partner that can cook?I would very much prefer to have a tranner wife who would cook for us
>do you have a signature dish?No
>do you know how to cook the traditional food from your region?Yes
I beat my gock like it owes me money
>>40042643in agp prison soon alhumdulilah
>>40042643I only like other trans girls but yeah I'm the definition of agp desu
>>40042658you could think of me as a transgirl, just with no HRT and unshaven
>>40042658I am going to rape you.
>>40042658Why come here if you are a transbian
>>40042658THIS IS A BAIT POSTER, DO NOT INTERACT
>>40042687Why not? I like guys also but id nvr look for guy here
Case in point
>>40042685>>40042683
>>40042693Get raped cunt.
>>40042693you're no fun, I was being cheeky
>>40042697Hot
Only by a transbian though
>>40042699O sorry, you seem nice though <3
>>40042526Specific states or cities in some states have their own distinct meals, like Cincinnati Chilli
>>40042703it's ok, I can imagine that it's hard to distinguish being serious from being cheeky here
the men here have made me afraid of and disgusted by them. i’m gonna become a lesbian with my best friend and if that doesn’t work out then i’ll kms. i have my whole life figured out now
>>40042853I'M GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOU BITCH
>>40042853what did they do?
>>40042862pussy ass bitch no you won’t
>>40042873GET FUCKING RAPED
>>40042853There are literally transbian psyop posters on this board who have openly stated this specific goal of larping as horrible men to create more transbians lmao
And they kick it into overdrive during pride month since they can flaglarp easier with it
>>40042919the men who made scare exist irl
if you are a transbian larping as a chaser add me on discord i got bad news and i need to lie on some tits ASAP
>>40042934Oh no bronya transbian relapse arc
do they make sports bras for your butt? mine bounces around too much when i run >~<
>>40042932what did they do
>>40042938its not worth it i cant endure a lesbian breakup again that shit is like being the second tower
>>40042949Stop worrying about pussy and come try to knock down my first tower, babe.
>>40042958okeyyyyy <3 yay
bronya is right skipping to plan b so I don’t hurt anyone by making them experience me
>>40042919all divisiveness has been pushed by trolls, the first victims were bottom chasers, who have been so thoroughly vilified that nobody even dares to suggest such a pair up
>>40042963what do u mean :(
>>40042941Yes, but it might make it look bigger. Post unsee of juicy butt
>>40042944they used gendered language to address me
>>40042974you said being a lesbian is worse and the inevitable break up will hurt her so i’m going to kms before i can do that
>>40042853You'll be back, crawling on you hands knees soon enough
If you show a chaser your pictures and he says some weird pseudo intellectual stuff and doesn’t send pictures back… you move on right?
Good morning 4skin. I'm thinking about taking a vacation and traveling the world. I kinda have the money saved for it
>>40042853I'm sorry you feel that way, some time outside this board will help you, especially so you can avoid reading what random idiots say on the internet
>>40042975omg thank you! uhhh maybe later
>>40042987was any of it a compliment?
>>40042984that seems stupid. shut up. lesbianism is high risk high reward. dont let the fear of something not working out in the end stop you from experiencing all the good it can bring
>>40042987i would prompt him a little to see if he's just autistic but yea probably
>>40042987I'm not sending pics until we have talked for a month or more, I'm not trusting until a while after
>>40042987Never date pseuds.
>>40042993Yeah very weak compliment and then excuses about looks not meaning anything
>>40042996It just reminds me so bad of a situationship I was in last Fall and he’s the same zodiac sign as that guy too
>>40042999expect to never get anywhere doing that
>>40042987Lol, how tf do you respond pseudointellectually to someone's pics?
Yeah that's weird as hell
Some dudes are just very shy and reserved though, takes them more to send pics
You could try prompting it by asking
Seems like it should be obvious to reciprocate but remember the 'tism rate here is high, obvious does not always come through
>>40042999No pics for a month is crazy, not even my anxious ass is that bad
Hard to connect if you cant even picture a person
>>40043002yeah you do not have to put up with that kind of thing if you don't want to
>>40042992my friend isn’t from here. why does it matter if it’s a guy or a girl from off this board?
>>40042996i don’t want to be happy now if it means making someone else sad later. i hate relationships and needing connection
>>40043017yea ive definitely felt like that before its a pain
>>40042499 (OP)sinus and jaw headache first thing out of bed love it so much.
Videocalling a big cock tranner to show her the real me and not a curated carefully selected image that may fool her
>>40042987That's why I send nudes first
>>40043027my ex bf refused to ever video call and only ever sent me 2 pictures the whole time we were together
>>40042987if he never shows a pic of himself i would move on personally
>>40043017I'm talking about regaining trust in men after staying away from trolls
>>40043034I used to be in an e-relationship (cringe, I know) and we ended up video calling more often than just sending pics
>>40043034I would be scared it was a transbian behind the screen or something
>>40043034How can you call someone a bf under those circumstances
Bitch you were dating a speak-and-type
>>40042499 (OP)>are you good at cooking? I'm alright, not amazing cus I only really put in effort for others
>do you enjoy it? yeah sometimes especially baking
>would you prefer a partner that can cook? he wouldn't have to cook idrc
>do you have a signature dish? no but there's a few things I know how to make better cus I've done it a lot ig
>do you know how to cook the traditional food from your region?kinda, but it's still british food so...
>>40042555too cute to eat
>>40042643>>40042683>>40042699>>40042772kys.
>>40042987respond with something rly schizo then block
>>40043035this
my bf had to wait 2 months to see a pic of me
>>40043055clown please trip up so we can filter you
kinda feel like i'm slowly dying
>>40043058>wealso no fuck u
>>40043036maybe i’m not meant to be around people
>>40043043sounds nice.
>>40043052yeah i’m a fucking loser thanks
>>40043069me too but rapidly
>>40043025I'd love to make your jaw hurt first thing in the morning, babe.
https://youtu.be/5JL1LSx1RvU
>>40043062i wasn’t happy about the way i looked when we first started talking. i started looking better and put more effort in and finally felt comfortable. i didn’t ask him to send pics either but he sent me a selfie so i knew what he looked like before we met up. he’s actually a lot cuter in real life i think guys are just rly bad at taking selfies.
>>40043083u gotta gimme like an hour b4 iwanna do stuff
No more sexually harassing bronya as she grieves, please
>>40043095That's quite cute actually
https://youtu.be/bWcASV2sey0?si=LIUAGxVuswKuS5LZ
>>40043102no please crank the sexual harassment into overdrive its the only thing keeping me going
my body is a temple to pain
I was walking on the street last night and some guy said “You look great.” as he walked past. My friend says this means he clocked me and was making fun of me, is that true? Chasers have you ever complimented a random tranny you clocked on the street?
>>40042499 (OP)>qottno sadly, im really afraid of fire and of burning my apartment down with the stove or oven so i don't cook often
>>40042919The person you're talking to is one of those psyop weirdos, whenever someone says something like this it's usually quiet and no one's even said anything incendiary, that person has always been a transbian
k i'm starting to feel human now that i took some pills and ate.
>>40043140Your friend is weird as hell to turn a compliment into that
Probably bitter it wasn't directed at her
>>40043150i'm a real person :(
>>40043152gonna try that too good idea
>>40043156my entire life is taking pills, getting drunk, high or both. Gotta do it to work.
>>40043140men aren't that catty unless they're fags, and it wasn't even "you look great hon" or anything, he probably didn't clock you.
>>40043153idk there's lots of tone and stuff that's part of a real life interaction that doesn't come across over text. and also being transgender fosters a kind of hypervigilance where every interaction with a stranger feels like a threat, especially appearance based ones. but yea it was probably just a compliment but i dont blame the friend idk. you can choose to believe whatever you want why not just believe its a compliment
>>40043108it was i miss him.
>>40043156I mean yeah you're real, you're just pushing bullshit in a thread you don't belong in, usually purposefully crafted divisive bullshit because you're a rat. It's very unfortunate that you're real, because you suck.
>>40043164i'm sober now but i'm gonna take a tylenol and eat some breakfast
>>40043174you sound like the kind of man who is mean for no reason
>qott
I like cooking but I am pretty mediocre. I like Tex-Mex food, which is pretty hard to mess up.
Also, for some reason my head hurts after threatening to kidnap bronya last night, probably unrelated
>>40043178>you sound like the kind of man who is mean for no reasonSee?
You're malignant. There's no reason for people to be nice to you.
>>40043189>You're malignantcalling someone being mean mean isn't malignant. just be nice to people
>>40043099Me too desu I'm not even really ever horny most mornings
>>40043179shit my bad man the pages of my spellbook were stuck together. you might wanna go see a priest like. asap
>>40043153>>40043171Ok thanks I felt stupid for saying thanks and smiling at the guy but maybe it was just a normal interaction, I figured it was at worst some Pedro Pascal type pity compliment
>>40043208sometimes i kinda fall out of bed go to the toilet and throw up for a bit
>>40043235probably morning sickness! do a pregnancy test
i have to serve tables later and i look awful today
>>40043235Oh no I didn't mean like that. I'm just tired. I what's wrong?
>>40043228>Pedro Pascal type pity complimentdoes that really happen? i thought people really liked my makeup but were they lying to me...
>>40043245with my trans meds i take like 14 pills a day, drink almost every night and have a fucked up mouth.
>>40043239it'll likely show a positive cuz of the medications lol
Where’s that referee, he was tryna fuck on me!
>>40043258is that you ted dibiase?
>>40043263I’m gagged, watch botchamania smart mark.
>>40043268havent wtched botchamania in like 12 years lmao
>>40043228pedro pascal probably likes trannies tho
>>40043282Smart mark baka my fucking head, MDK all fuckin’ day.
>>40043206No, you're malignant because you're being purposefully divisive, you're here to purely cause a rift between posters, that's it. Being a transbian in chasergen is already weird to me, but doing what you're doing is gross.
>>40043298illl see u in the fuckin parking lot mdk
>>40043302dont drive the transbians out they're the only ones in here i actually get any attention from
>>40043278someone needs to or i'm not making 45
>>40043302i'm straight and sad that every guy i have talked to from here has been mean or ghosted. how is saying that i'm going to try and fail to be a lesbian and then kms divisive? if anything it helps you paint me as some evil boogie man so you can hurt more people
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>>40043253If you live in a progressive place there are performative allies yes who may have a trans sibling or friend or something.
>>40043295True he has that chaser glint in his eye
>>40043316Bring back brawls in the parking lots, bring back stretcher matches, bring back fun fucking wrestling back
>>40043334i didn’t mean it like that!! his sister is trans
>>40043336i havnt watched wrestling in so long usedto be my life
need trans wrestling org
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>>40043330nta but if ur thinking about suicide u should probably get therapy nona
>>40043320Transbians don't bother me I just find it weird/misplaced, I feel like there's another general for that. I wouldn't mind the attention either tbdesu
>>40043330See I could believe you, but I really don't at all. You're doing it again right now. I don't believe for a minute that you were ever straight.
I'll entertain your issue for a second though, if you're constantly ghosted or shit on, maybe the issue is you? Just an idea.
i have decided my plan is to sit here and bark until i get a boyfriend
I don't talk to people from here because I never had any big cock tranner interested in my handle (they probably don't lurk)
I'll be back later once my head stops hurting and one of you evil women has the decency to rant about your favorite video games
There's nothing better than an 8 hour shift full of walking :(
>>40043368u can see it now cant u old trans bitch dakota
>>40043363I will never take bronya on a date (to spoons) and it makes me sad
>>40043369i lied put your clothes back on im going to explain the entire control system of knights in the nightmare (it will take six hours)
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>>40043347PW are faggots and call AEW fans trannies, so I would definitely watch AEW or GCW. Kidd bandit is trans femme nb and they’re fucking killing rn
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>>40043375i wanna go to spoons... we can share a pitcher with two straws like when they get milkshakes in the movies hehe
>>40043389BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF
>>40043390Bronya you’re a faggot and you should add me back on discord
>>40043353i'm in therapy but it's slow progress
>>40043354>maybe the issue is you?yeah i'm ugly
>>40043395I DID!!! didnt i??? i thought i added u back straight away
>>40043378I haven't even put my clothes on yet! I need to go to the grocery store and spend an hour getting 5 things, please do not seduce me
>>40043374You never looked old at all, just sexy and beautiful and made to be held in my big arms
>>40043403hehehe okay ill show mercy this once
>>40043405you're very sweet.
ive been stroking my gock for 3hrs now
>>40043399Poop poop poop poop
>>40043396Damn I'm ugly too! Wya
>>40043411That seems like a really long time. Are you okay?
>>40043415 Poop poop poop poop
>>40043390>we can share a pitcher with two strawsoh my fucking god I just had a memory blast to chugging pitchers of purple rain to socialize in uni oh fuck
what's we putting in our pitcher babe? where we going after?
>>40043411post unsee or vid
>>40043420i just like edging
retarded transbian trash doesnt deserve joy
anons why is gaygen so transphobic? it makes me want to cry
i dont even acknowledge mine and choose to get drunk instead.
>>40043434why do you care
>>40043434because they are cis males attracted to masculinity and were AMAB trying to be as fem as possible
>>40043434they're mad about tranners posting in their general
>>40043424its been so long i dont even remember which one i liked... maybe it was pornstar martini? im happy to let you pick though i like everything. its always crazy how little liquor is in those though they barely touch the sides... feels like a scam
>>40043429Are you calling me transbian trash or is my autism flaring up? I'm confused
>>40043434Because gays are genuinely nasty people to each other and others.
>>40043441not me i wake up every day and do everything in my power to be a big strong man. im lifting like crazy and applying tgel
>>40043452calling myself this
i honestly dont know any of the trips/regulars
just lonelyhorny transbian
k ate my gummies time to get to work where theyll make me retarded so i can tolerate another day
>>40043456Oh okay, cool. Enjoy your edging
>>40043410And you're so very cute, even when youre in bed for hours struggling to find the energy to get out of it. Means more time to wrap you in my arms before I get to work. Try to have a wonderful day Dakota. Your smile and that tight body of yours will have me reaching to adjust my manhood all day long
>>40043438i don’t feel welcome there even tho i’m very immersed in gay culture
>>40043456you know bronya now! and i love you. make sure not to maintain an erection for more than four hours or the blood in your genitals will start clotting! cause it doesn't flow it just kinda hangs out in there. god i would be a terrible stripper i cant resist saying stuff like this and killing the vibe
>>40043478Who the fuck is Spider?
>>40043471this almost made me cum
>>40043462im trash i know
What if I started using a different name here? Give me ideas?
>>40043490i recommend bronya its worked great for me so far
>>40043497>who the fuck are you?
>>40043507YOU'RE NO ARTIST
>>40043495I prefer boynya
>>40043496I am over the age of 18
>>40043507I am mi, that is yu
>>40043446hey it works for me I'm a lightweight, it gives a slight reprieve to my guinness problem. I remember the Candy Rosá being good it was just some pink monster and some more pink shit, very masculine. tbf all drinking is a scam now, it's so expensive
pornstar martini probably has higher alcohol content and I want to let the liquor do the thinking with you so we can do that and then do shots or something deal?
>>40043507i can do an impression of this guy spot on but i can't sound like a woman fuck my stupid life
>>40043515>I am over the age of 18Not by how you dress in the pic earlier ITT. you look like you exclusively shop at hot topic
>>40043541yeah but he can fly can a woman do that? No
>>40043547That was not a picture of me. I just liked the outfit. Sorry :(
>>40043488ok so basically its like this. you see the corpus cavernosum? you can think of that as like. a big sponge that fills up with blood. so when you get an erection thats actually just the same as a hydraulic effect like its water pressure making it turgid. like a balloon with just a little water is soft and squishy right? but if it has a BUNCH of water in it its hard and you can't really squish it anymore! the actual mechanism by which an erection is produced is super complex cause its like the wholeee nervous system its crazy i want to read into it more cause its really cool. one thing i particularly like is that there isn't a gland or something that controls blood flow to the penis its produced by dilating the arteries that supply it manually by supplying nitric oxide to the smooth muscle in their walls. another thing that rules is that some people can actually become erect just by thinking about it... isn't the human brain incredible... i wonder what step in that process causes a reduction in erection strength from hrt? do the smooth muscles weaken? im curious... i wanna research it
>>40043515honestly yea boynya cleared i miss him
>>40043540hehehe i always end up drinking guys under the table its a little embarrassing... people loveee the candy rosá but i haven't tried it yet... but yea the price of alcohol is so crazy recently ive been struggling... np just come back to mine i have some good tequila i've been saving for a special occasion
>>40043553women have wings we use when men aren't looking
>>40043566u can study mine and wonder why its really pathetic
>>40043596ok but i will be taking detailed notes for my research. i hope thats okay. do you mind if a medical student shadows me
>>40043623thats fine ill do it for the name of science
>>40043585I’m like sephiroth because I only have one really big one
>>40043640your contribution is deeply appreciated anon... ill make sure you're properly credited in my results
>>40043642ive got one really big one too if you know what i mean ;)
>>40043577absolutely buckled and holding onto bronya's shoulder for dear life while she heaves me into an uber giwtwm
ngl I've not had a single night where I've drank tequila and not done something embarrasing but i'd feel safe to do that in your goonpalace
>but yea the price of alcohol is so crazy recently ive been strugglingif ur a uni student rn this shit must suck, even with a job this shit puts me off even going out, on top of feeling too boring to go to the club
where r all the cute bottom men?
>>40043655don't worry about being boring! just means u gotta live a little more so you have things to talk about and that's easy. ill draft us some backstories we can go to the club and lie to everyone about im thinking something involving a turbulent office romance... we're from rival corporations undergoing a merger that finally lets us be together...
i drink tequila every time i go out it's my favourite! i dont know why people associate it with hardcore nights it just tastes so good i wanna drink it every day...
embarrassing yourself is good anyway shame is like a muscle you gotta try to do one truly humiliating thing every day that way you'll never be embarrassed again! don't live your life in fear get your tits out at the bingo
>>40043625I really want to but no one would go with me and I'm terrified to travel alone
>>40043685Bottom chasers dont exist, transbian psyop
>>40043690solo travelling is definitely for a certain personality type right... even at my most hardcore and tough as nails i dont think i coulda done it. but i think its something you can build up to if you want to do it!!!
>>40043697:( i like them
>>40043703they dont like trannies
ok taking my meds no femcel crashout posting today sorry girls we'll get them tomorrow
>>40043699Me build up to it? I can barely manage to leave my bedroom. Girl I'm screwed
>>40043685the trolls scared them all off im sorry. there were a bunch recently if you hang around they might come back
>>40043716egg
>>40043722>the trolls scared them all offand nobody stood up for them
>>40043654Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $100
>>40043722they are the trolls
>>40043721don't sweat it~ that kind of thing is totally normal for trannies you just gotta be patient and push yourself out of your comfort zone little by little until you can do it. plus basically everyone is agoraphobic now because of lockdowns it rules
>>40043738i tried!!!! but it got to a point where it just wasnt worth it there was so much constantly. ive maintained my position that its ok to be a bottom chaser as long as you arent a freak about it
>>40043741hehehehe >:3
>>40043744i get it... i understand why it bothers people and i dont want to be too harsh on that cause i empathise but idk there's girls out there that like topping let them get their hole don't gockblock... i just wish bottom chasers were better at understanding how complicated bottom dysphoria is and being empathetic about it instead of a) ambushing people with it with no warning and b) expecting trannies to be the shemales they see in porn
If a guy doesn’t explicitly tell me he’s a top I now just assume he’s a bottom that’s the reality of trying to date as trans
>>40043777yea thats true it sucks so fucking much
>>40043778bye... dont go too close to the sun...
I really would give my left nut just to pass for one day
holy shit a gay incel rapist flew over my house
>>40043793aren't you gonna give it up anyway?
>>40043770I wish trannies helped us understand how to properly communicate wanting a top, and just let us have our own space where to find our like minded people, I don't think that's asking for much, instead we just get constantly trolled
>>40043806I've never put any serious thought into any surgery. Passing just seems so impossible to achieve so there's no point in thinking about that
>>40043687>just means u gotta live a little moreYeah, it's hard though, I feel like an old man I like to sit down and drink but it might just be me getting fat, sad and employed
>and lie to everyoneHoly shit I used to do this all the time, the turbulent office romance thing works, we just need to dress the part, you ready to put on your best 37 yr old middle manager with 3 kids outfit? I've done worse, I've been gay married to my dude friends a surprising amount
Idk what it is about tequila, I either throw up or end up in the casino till 5am, and it tastes kerosene and black licorice to me
also im the most embarrassed man alive don't test me i one up myself every time it keeps me awake at night
Who up trynna fulfil they destiny
I think it's possible to effectively synthesize incelposting and bottomposting. I may debut a kind of guy who's blackpilled because women won't top him.
>>40043880You put out bait like that and you're going to get at least a few anons joining in unironically
>>40043880you're part of the problem
>>40043892Bait isn't just about getting (you)s. It's about creating a chaotic situation. Think of it this way: I'm like the Joker from DC Comics' Batman.
>>40043770Take a card from the random chance pile, and you cannot use a community chest.
>>40043842theres just a lot of people trolling on both sides + a lot of trannies have had bad experiences with irl bottom chasers, myself included, way more than with top chasers. it just attracts more pornsick men cause of the nature of tranny porn i guess? but yea idk i want everyone to be happy somehow maybe thats stupid
>>40043854sitting down and drinking is virtuous... i think thats legal... dont worry i have a whole wardrobe of 37yo middle manager outfits specifically for this situation... i miss the casino i haven't been in a while i gotta go back!!!
oh and if you look back on things and feel embarrassed it just means you have to do something 100x more embarrassing so it blows them all out of the water and they feel like small fry by comparison ezpz
>>40043922np im bathed in his blood im the luckiest girl in the world i always get what i want. ok says here i have to remove an item of clothing???
The name's rick and I've come for that sweet trans bussy. Put the bussy in the bag!!! PUT IT IN!
>>40043933NO! You cannot use custom cards in our monopoly games Bronya
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>>40043936I thought you were talking to someone? Why chase trussy?
>>40043945no im pretty sure this one is in the standard ruleset. you cant even tell its written in sharpie
you think bottom chasers are a psy op ok go on soc and make a post as a tranny and see what the dms look like then come say sorry to us
Theres something so satisfying about manipulating a girl that thinks shes too good for therapy
Yeah bitch you're so much smarter than a psychiatrist? Thats why you cry when i ignore you for 30 minutes?
>>40043842wdym? most androphilic tranners are bottoms
>>40043924idk, I just think that completely writing off an entire section of people like that is just cruel when we just want to live our sexuality on terms we're more comfortable with
yes, there's absolute dickheads, they should be filtered out, unfortunately the dating scene will attract a majority of dickheads
personally I always vouched for like minded people to flock together and not to have bottoms harass anyone
>>40043964bronya is immune to this. you couldn't manipulate me if you tried. my mental is invincible
>>40043947I'll probably be gone again in 3 posts because I'm booting up fortnite :3 hiya bronya sweetie pie magic melon pop
>>40043954I thought I was too but they haven't responded in 2 days and I'm bussing out. I reached out a bunch with no response so I can only assume a couple things, they're busy or they figured out I'm schizo and left me for a real man =(
>>40043906Some men just want to watch the gen burn
>>40043962>/soc/opinion discarded
>>40043974it's hard for the bottom chasers to sustain a gen on their own tho right its a little sad i feel vaguely bad for them. but yea idk i think the onus is on you guys to police each other to not be shitty if you want people to not freak out instead of expecting trannies to explain to you how to act like human beings
>>40043980fortnite... i wish i could play it... i cant aim for shit...
I think most internet chasers are bottoms and irl chasers are tops?
>>40043997>i cant aim for shitThis is what I forgot to tell bronya before piss night
>>40044008you say that like it isn't a positive
>>40043980Sorry to hear that ricky dicky
>>40043974>we just want to live our sexuality on terms we're more comfortable withyour "sexuality" isn't a real valid or ok thing.
>>40043975Then you're not the ones im talking about
I mean the girls that will give you a long psuedo-intellectual take about how therapists are just pill pushers and then will fold like paper to any real world stress
Look inward stupid hoe i know what you need way more than you do
>>40044005lol not so sure about that
>>40043924>to do something 100x more embarrassing so it blows them all out of the water and they feel like small fry by comparisonI'm the magic man I do this literally every time, it's the small things that get me though, like accidentally scrolling past like several of my nudes while trying to show someone i barely know something on my phone, they were tasteful tho so its not that bad
You'll have to one up me, i bet your horror stories are psychotic
>wardrobe of 37yo middle manager outfitsmommy joi fans are so up rn
>i miss the casinoI don't but it'll happen anyway, that one in the city centre isn't too bad though providing you actually get let in
>sitting down and drinking is virtuous... i think thats legal... Based, how else am I meant to autistically flirt with you 4 drinks in until you get the ick? i cant dance you'll get the ick too quickly
>>40043997it'd be easier to police people if they actually showed up
I see a big overlap with how subs behave online even in cis spaces, and it's a nightmarish job to even be asked to talk to them, imo the only real answer to the problem is instant blocking
the real issue is overly horny people on the internet, not men who like to bottom with a consenting partner
>>40044018uncalled for and judgemental
>>40043997I always play with my ex-trans gf. She destroys and carries me in the game. She's actually surprisingly a cool person and fun to talk to so we stayed as frens... she's also HSTS ;) I gave her the AGP vs. HSTS.
idk, if you play on PC it's way better and easier to aim. I've gotten better by just focusing on anything that moves and clicking on it.
On a side note, most trannies are cool af and fun to hang out with. Outside of the whole depression and anxiety shit, why is that? was it because they were conditioned socially as male before and then turned into a beautiful sun flower?
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>>40044017it's okay, I'm old and slightly a fag so I've been making peace that I'll be alone most likely. Thank you for your kind grace Aura-Chan!
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>>40044022yeah i take my pills... i do think they're mostly glorified pill-pushers but i like pills they work... and the ones i get are really cute so ill keep taking them for now i guess. i do want to come off them though i think they just lobotomise me
>>40044025npnp dancing badly is beautiful... but its valid to be too scared too... hmmm im trying to think of an embarrassing horror story. one time i went up to a milf with a shaved back and sides in a lesbian bar and asked her if she was p!nk. in my defence p!nk had played a gig in that city that night. she was in fact not p!nk. but i thought she was
>>40044028i see... im cheering you on anyway do your best!
>>40044043i see i see i gotta train my aim... i dont think its the male socialisation or whatever i think trannies are just automatically better than other people. if it was male socialisation then you would get the same effect hanging out with men, right?
>>40044067Oh god I want this so bad
>>40044067This would fix me
Maybe
>>40044067Okay this made me angry
>>40044068hi pichu
>>40044074>>40044076hit me up i just bought new nitrile gloves (they are not sexy)
>>40044086good morning! do you like of montreal
>>40044072hmmm, maybe? yeah, I get along with some male friends but they're usually artistic and fruity. trannies are just fun people I guess then by their nature of going aginst the grain and not giving a shit what anyone thinks about em
I support our troops and I support our trannies
>>40044074>>40044076>>40044078Trilateral movements of chasers
>>40044086Me too, but I love wearing gloves in general
>>40044022based fuck therapists
>>40044042absolutely called for, leave trannies alone, kys preferably.
>>40044056>>40044068>Pichu "knows" Rick>Rick shows up>Pichu shows up>Posts exactly 1 minute apart
>>40044092i love white is relic and i like UR FUN but i havent gotten into much of the other stuff... it really is different for girls tho they were right
>>40044096i think thats beautiful god bless our girls in amazon chokers
>>40044118it's genuine disgust but ig that's what they're looking for
I am quite fond of winemom
I need a woman in my life holy shit
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>>40044111I can assure you pichu and I are not the same person. She figured me out and is smart. I'm afraid of her but also respect her.
>>40044113mmmmm girls in chokers
>>40044126winemom is disgusting and I'll kill her when I see her irl
I'm sick of being sick
>>40044056You're welcome babygirl
>>40044125Can you post a vocaroo telling me how disgusting I am? Maybe make a video where you look down at the camera and spit on it?
>>40044142don't listen to him sweetie pie, all you need is to fly away on my magic carpet ride. Woah Woah Woah
Why are so many trannies fat and assless?
>>40044140I’d take the bullet honestly, I’ll be the one to get tunneled and hooked.
>>40044126who is winemom? does she post here?
>>40044111rick is from ohio
isn't pichu also from ohio?
!!!!!
>>40044157Skinny and assless here. Hello ;)
>>40044147>baby girlaw shucks, ur crackin' my egg aura-pumpkin
>>40044157it all went to my breasts
which HURT TODAY i said earlier with absolutely no response
>>40044072>i went up to a milf with a shaved back and sides in a lesbian bar and asked her if she was p!nk. in my defence p!nk had played a gig in that city that night. she was in fact not p!nk. but i thought she wasahahahahaha that's not bad at all that's just funny, she should be flattered imo.
dancing badly is only cool when cute girls do it baka i just look like an epileptic goblin
anyway i gotta get back to work, i like speaking with u bronya you're cool and i want to pick ur brain more
>>40044173Hot i need an anamoding gf
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>>40044164I'm not from Ohio anymore, it sucks over there. Nothing but farms and trump signs. I'm currently moving to either the west or east coast
>>40044180anytime im in here always! good luck today anon dont do any work you're not getting paid for
if you date a tranny, you are basically signing up to be called dad
>>40044188I want nothing more in life
>>40044188Yeah by our kids bitch not by you
>>40044188I've noticed this with every twink or trans girl I've been romantically involved with. They all call me "daddy" or they want to be called "baby girl". Even the twinks.
Is this the new gay culture?
>also me and my new gf
I've never met an assless tranny
>>40044186You were from the shitty parts then, Cincinnati don’t play that shit.
I'm like the Bam Margera of chasers, so I am arguably the coolest one here
>>40044211I lived in Cleveland, The armpit of america. Cincinnati looked neat. we have a giant pinball emporium up here though
>>40044221Bam Margera is one of THE most cringiest people on earth
>>40044192he gets it
>>40044204i’ll stop it when we have kids… but while we’re childless, i’m your little girl SORRY !
>>40044205no im more intense, it’s DAD
>>40044213thank you queen ily
>>40044175Take estrogen and you'll get to keep your hairline babe
>>40044182This means anorexic right? I actually eat a lot
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>>40044222That sounds cool honestly, but fuck Cleveland they gave us Atticus Cogar.
>>40044223how r u gay incel rapist
>>40044226YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HE DID FOR SKATE CULTURE, HE WAS COOL 20 YEARS AGO
>>40044232How are you skinny if you eat a lot
>>40044222hehe like cleveland from family guy
>>40044232I've actually completely shaved my head bald because I'm receding my hair line, can I post an un see and get your honest opinion aura? I trust you since you've been kinda nice to me
>>40044242Fate? Luck? Fast metabolism? I have no idea
>>40044247Go ahead babygirl
>>40044242me when i realized I actually didn't eat a lot at all
>>40044257Trading an ed for another ed has probably got to be the worst thing ever
>>40044270having two is even funnier. combo ed. but yea it sucks lol
>>40044257Now I'm scared that I don't eat enough. How do you know if you're eating enough?
>>40044285I mean, if youre at a healthy weight theres nothing to worry about. i was very underweight at the time but I still believed I was eating a lot
>>40044240Iced up, priced up
Wbu?
>>40044253thanks babygorl, this is me with my newly shaved head. How bad is it?
unsee cc/album#mV4kFXhpC0oT
>>40044237it is cool, I play pinball a lot up here now
>>40044227I got over my dad disliking me once I realized he just really didn't give a shit about what I did, it's a freeing experience. Become your own dad bro
>>40044279Ed combo mentioned? Call for the Momochi
https://www.reddit.com/r/StreetFighter/comments/1dyckuy/momochi_showed_off_eds_new_lvl_2_combo_at_topanga/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
>>40044318based. listening to music in bed and my legs are tired because today was leg day. i think i might make myself some tea
>>40044332lmfao
>>40044319i do NOT wanna be my dad
Whether you are chubby or skinny, I still love you.
You can go ahead and buy my steam wishlist now
>>40044153i look like this btw
>>40044319someone tell me what it looks like, my bald ass head, good or no?
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>>40044344I didn't want to be my own dad at first but it's free'ing. but now, I don't feel like I have anyone to make proud and it kind of takes the motivation out of doing stuff
omg happy friday the 13th be safe everyone
>>40042499 (OP)>qott: are you good at cooking? do you enjoy it? would you prefer a partner that can cook? do you have a signature dish? do you know how to cook the traditional food from your region?eggs
how many shots does it take you guys to get DRUNK
it takes me 4 shots of vodka <3
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>>40044394I have the funny power of getting drunk instantly
>>40044394I don't remember
>>40044400Funny liver failure
>>40044400hi twinnnnn i think that makes sense though cause i think we have like the same bmi
Should i drink tonight and make pasta and then jerk off crazy style
>>40044375you have to promise to marry me first
>>40044407so true
>>40044408yea i guess its for the weight lol I have zero tolerance
>>40044394unironically the only day i drank in the past months i started getting drunk with a single can of beer after starting the hormones but i dont know if its honscice and it was just a bad day from me or it really changes that
>>40044394i am cursed to be immune to alcohol i fear. comes with being fat i guess... its miserable i always wanna get drunk first on dates but its impossible
>>40044412YES
>>40044415And where are you from?
>>40044419back in my party days i really liked to drink a cheap wine that costed like 0.50 dollars a 700ml bottle lmao it was so bad but so good to get drunk with no money
>>40044304How do I know if I'm at a healthy weight?
>>40044319It seems my unsee doesn't want to work today ricky. I'm sure your hair looks fine, if you're worried I think there are medications you can take
>>40044419omg say what ..
>>40044421omg can we trade baby
>>40044431is your bmi around 18? if so youre fine
>>40044430that radioactive thing saved us poor high school students so much back in my day!!!
>>40044424the one star state
>>40044466AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>40044446Only a tiny bit under 18
>>40044480then youre fine, its a problem if its lower than 16 imo
What's your 1R squat max?
Want me to DD, I can’t even park
>>40044480omg hi twin, im like you but slightly fatter, im 18.3
>>40044341Meant to reply to but everyone is free to chime in
>>40044490550 lbs at the moment
>>40044502Lmao it's you again (post voice already)
>>40044490>>40044501I do mostly body weight stuff rn. weights could still be problematic for now. i really wanna start lifting more tho. exercise made me way stronger already
you guys aren't gonna make me say my bmi
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That Ed combo is actually pretty fucking technical and hard to do, the only cool combos I could do like that is Bridget mix ups
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combos are complicated
>>40044538I promise your weight is probably healthier than mine honey
>>40044524nah i’m at work
im worried about being immune to manipulation i think it's gonna prevent me ever finding a boyfriend. how do I become more subsceptible?
Im so hungry i could eat a tranny
Yeah, that’s why I play on modern in sf6 so I can atleast give myself a leg up. But in games like GG the only timing windows are a little more lean with it
>>40044574I'll marry you if I like your voice
>>40044566no we’re both probably fine sis dw i’m just joking :)
anyway whatever I'm about to eat sooooo much pizza and then roll around on the floor for a couple hours and then probably fall asleep. bronya forever
Also if you play Happy Chaos I should be legally allowed to put your balls in a vice and spit in your mouth.
>>40044592can I have some?
>>40044581timing is so crazy in some games fr
>>40044583gonna need to see a contract first
>>40044602omg real
>>40042499 (OP)I've been told my porcini risotto and parmigiana are pretty good! I can cook dishes from my country but honestly rarely do so. Finally got my mom and grandma to write down their recipes for me though, so that might change! I'd like someone who can at least make pretty basic dishes but it's not a firm requirement at all.
>>40044580eat my nose please i hate it and i want a new one
>>40044576My secret is to be too afraid to enter a relationship for your entire life. Then once you feel emotionally stable and confident enough for a relationship you realize you're trans and repress it for 3ish years. After that you start your transition and now feel too ugly to be in a relationship. This all culminates in someone that is extremely desperate for a relationship and will openly accept manipulation even when she realizes the manipulation
>>40044588Thanks babe <3
>>40044605yes always.... it is hawaiian tho
I am 25 bmi and I like to sit on chasers
>>40044628im already extremely desperate. but im also just stupid. i think im too lobotomised for it to work I would just be like ok :)
my bf is like bmi 30 :lip_biting_emoji:
im bmi 21 the most boring one you're not thin you're not chubby you're nothing but plain
>>40044644Ah well. I guess I tried
i don't think I have a bmi and I don't want one either
>>40044652please don't talk mean about me
>>40044605On fucking everything street fighter is the worst, you literally have to abuse the game to hit some combos
>>40044611I’m always real B)
>>40044630Bad boy, no, you get that Shattered Mariah out of your cart right now! Bad!
>>40044611I'll be waiting for the vocaroo
>>40044632... i can make an exception for you
I wonder whats mydeis bmi
>>40044662You do have a Big Mental Illness babe
>>40044662ur so real for this
>>40044671so trueeeee its not faaair
>>40044672wait you have to like it. then there is no point
>>40044672hot people always have mixed standard-cursive handwriting
>>40044686You don't know my tastes girl
>>40044689I guess I'm hot then
I love cursive writing nicely is based
>>40044695type shit hell yeah brother
>>40044689back off you have a bf already >:(
>>40044692then tell me so i don't waste your time
>>40044676no I'm normal!!! I don't have mental illnesses
>>40044712girl me too LMAO
>>40044712You're doing it rn, best way to avoid any misunderstandings is by posting your voice
>>40044720Oh... Dropped then i guess...
learning that people actually r biphobic… sitting my straight ass down and listening
Librarian tranny with the best cursive you've ever seen x chaser that can only poorly write his name in cursive (me)
a tranny without mental illness is like an angel without wings
>>40044740there's also bottomphobic people
>>40044745I've only written in cursive since I was 8. Learned it in school and I could never u learn it. My non cursive writing looks like children's handwriting.
>>40044319>>40044362you look good rick :)
I missed you
>>40044748Wondering what my mental illness is rn
>>40044770so true i write very very well in cursive but im absolutely incapable of writing any other way
>>40044725what
>>40044728sorry breaks over
>>40044780collect them all! you might get a rare one!
i can't read or write. but I love you so much
>>40044770same we're forced to use only cursive in the schools here after a certain age
>>40044793I SIGNED A CONTRACT
i have ugly handwriting chat because of my disability <//3
>>40044796Omg yess! Now is a good time to start I suppose
>>40044817my pen grip is a bit weird. bc of autism. fml
>>40044821absolutely. maybe you get the new 5 star one. I wonder if its strong for endgame
>>40044160how did this happen over the span of 3 days?? what an interesting individual.
>>40043969haha yahhhh totally <_<
>>40044162I browse occasionally as a treat :3 one or two times a week
>>400443948? Idk shots are very inefficient, I usually just have a nice little cocktail or a pleasant drip absinthe. Getting drunk takes too much effort. In the case that I do get trunk ill just down a bottle of wine. I'm a bit of a drunken wildcard tho. Either become super serious and stonefaced, cute and coy or wholly dominant. Kinda weird.
>>40044819And I'll be waiting
I love fountain pens personally
I'm left handed. Beat that losers
>>40044839omg same they're the best....
Been touching my gock for 5 hrs now
>>40044841Same
>>40044841im functionally disabled
>>40044848LET THE BLOOD CIRCULATE IM WORRIED ABOUT YOU
>>40044841Im left handed too babe
Our kids would be perfect
>>40044846fr. they're fancy
>>40044848would you care to share with the class?
>>40044848Stroking the gock with the left hand
>>40044849Oh. You beat me
>>40044856I can't give birth but we can try anyway
i used to teach handwriting but i think mine looks bad
men need to learn to take more slutty photos fr fr
>>40044873theres two type of people in the world. those who tell me my handwriting is incredibly pretty and those that say its unreadable
>>40044874true
>>40044874You need to share
>>40044683Yeah, and the best player being a Dominican is cool for Dominicans but the best US player is a fucking mark
>>40044696
>>40044886it could be both if it’s cursive since most people can’t read that
>>40044874im offering one on one workshops if any chasers are interested
>>40044853make me finish that'll help
>>40044861Naw I'm fine just enjoying it reading your posts
>>40044871Yup I'm agp lol
>>40044893lol. i wanna be the best at something
>>40044895true. most people should learn to read it then
>>40044897thank you thank you
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>>40044913You’re best at being you diva, and don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.
>>40044913i agree cursive is pretty. it’s sad that it’s dying out with the younger generations
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Okay y'all I'm going to sleep now. Here's a picture of a flower with some ants on it that I took a few days ago :)
if ur a man with a tranny tho you can’t train ur pecs anymore
you can’t tit mog me
>>40044903i don't think I could if i wanted to im nervous
I kinda wish agp didn't exist. It's an inevitability, but one that sorta disgusts me.
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>>40044931thank you girlie. luv you. ill keep slaying
>>40044935definitely. I hate it a lot. I really hope they make it mandatory everywhere again, not teaching kids how to write in it is retarded
>>40044947goodnight!
>>40044949no it is vital that they train only the pecs i want to motorboat them
t. fujoshi
Why aren't you touching your ranch CHEETO macaroni, dear? Would you like me to get the breakfast corn dogs instead?
>>40044871>I can't give birth but we can try anywayIm not giving up just yet babe
>>40044949big pecs are hot. i am fine being titmogged if its a man
Paying for my troonser's boobjob so I can keep training and not titmog her
>>40044979maybe… idk my bf was like “gonna start training pecs again this week”
LIKE NOOO U CANT DO THIS BEFORE I GET ON PROG
>>40044951I understand I'm sorry
>>40044874Define "slutty photos" as it would apply to men
>>40044962I got violently ill reading this, like you genuinely did 20 psychic damage to me
i need this. when will it be my turn. where is my oppai-chan
>>40044995based
>>40044997idk men with muscles are my weakness i dont care
>>40045003bf sent me mirror pics of him flexing;
i suggest chasers do the same to bag trannies and keep them
>>40045003at this point anything. any image of a chaser. im fighting for my life
>>40045016true it’s hot… just idk how i’ll feel being tit mogged …….
>>40045007I saw both at the grocery store and it just stood out to me, I can't even imagine who is eating this. I also went into the cleaning aisle just to let the detergents assault my sense of smell
>>40045034its worth it to let yourself be titmogged. its for a good cause
imagine getting to be gillian anderson
being a devout muslim must suck i love music
hhhh big muscles... I want him...
>>40045026Sorry I just don't think I photograph well
>>40045007If you behave I'll post an unsee right after you go to bed
took some slutty pictures for rick
>>40045015can i weeb out for a minute. i mean none of you can stop me. the term 'oppai' which i assume you are familiar with is written here (the first word at the top right of the title in pink) with the character 雄, which can be pronounced 'o', instead of just the usual お character which only describes a sound and no meaning. the character 雄 is used to describe the male of a species, similarly to the concept of a stud vs a mare in english, i think? so you convey the same word that's pronounced the same way with an additional layer of meaning in writing. i.e. it refers specifically to male breasts. isn't that so cool? it's so interesting to see people play with writing systems it makes me so happy
>>40045073Built for posting oiled cheeks
>>40045087people who think that just don't know their angles np bronya guarantees success
>>40045102>>40045026I meant to reply to this. My brain is made out of mush
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How I do my Signatures on everything
>>40045102NOOOOOO I'll be good i promise... I'll just have to stay up forever i don't want to miss you :(
>>40045134Those don’t look like male presenting nipples to me
>>40045123I am just a skinny guy, not much I can do with that
>>40045167who cares hes zhongli
>>40045169show us your skinny penis
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>>40045179I don’t know who that is I’m sorry
>>40045187hes cool. thats what matters
>>40045169C’mon dagger dick, give us a lil peek
>>40045140Sorry babe, I have to wait to make sure the one tranny near me might see it. It's an investment
why are chasers such cowards
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>>40045248>>40045254penisless cowards with no nipples *spits*
The Animal Crackers cracking jokes
>>40045237What do you want me to do
>>40045267Blatantly untrue I do have a penis and nipples!
>>40045169everyone has something to show off! sometimes it just takes a little time for you to find it. i promise its there you should try taking some pics just for the fun of it its good for the soul to allow yourself to indulge in a little self-worship
>>40045211i understand... ill wait patiently then :D time to make a big pot of coffee
>>40045272post penis and biceps
my water tastes like mold, do i keep drinking?
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>>40045285No bitch post ass first
today too the chasers expect an endless stream of nudes for nothing in return... i fear true love is impossible...
>>40045305cowards don't deserve to see my ass
it’s so hard being right about everything all the time
im so hard about everything all the time
>>40045317I'm sorry, I'm not posting my hairy belly, it's neither abs nor bear big belly, it's just a random skinny fat belly
>>40045325Suck my cock to the bone bitch
Gargle on my fucking nut
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this is me. am i cute?
>>40045289Where are you? Flint Michigan?
>>40045326You’re wrong about almost everything, but pop off in your delusions queen
>>40045333About everything or at everything? It’s hard to tell with you
i want the poster with the gay voice from yesterday to post more vocaroos
>>40045335grrrrrrrr im going to start doing psychic warfare against those faggots on /fit/ they've convinced every man their body is disgusting and unsalvageable. im sure its really pretty and i would like to interact with it respectfully. i love you anon you should be a little more confident sometimes you deserve it even if only for yourself
>>40044874>>40045026I've only ever taken vids of me jerking off idk how a dude can be slutty I need this
>>40044897
>>40045353either is fine love is love
>>40045355nobody has a gayer voice than bronya but you were CERTAINLY not referring to me. you want clown but i think she's sleeping
>>40045371np ive spent my whole life on /y/ and /hm/ specifically to train for this task i have a 0% failure rate. unfortunately there would probably have to be 6 months of building up basic self esteem for most of the chasers in here before we could move on to any actual photography techniques
>>40045337I'm going to fuck you in the ass
>>40045366I might post the unsee sooner since all of the trannies are so starved, pray the ibuprofen gets rid of my headache
>>40045366Not him, I don't hate my body I just don't think it's anything worth taking a picture of and putting on on internet. I think a woman would be okay with or even like my body if she and I were physically in a room together though.
>>40045395Your limpy doesnt even work faggot
You couldnt get it up if your life depended on it leave the ass fucking to the real men
https://voca.ro/1eDMDUFo1eCu
>>40045393it was a chaser with a gay voice
>>40045408You don't love me
you could never love me
I don't even love me
>>40045408Still dont believe you're a chaser but a tranner pranking us
>>40045408This mf AHHHH, you've got me feeling some sort of way FUCK
>>40045393I mean, I'd be down, but I feel like I'm a bad listener, I need someone there manually moving me into the best position like they're sculpting. You know what I mean? Otherwise I'm going to keep posting Cock-Slop.
>>40045366I might post a vocaroo eventually when I'm free enough for it and the gen vibes aren't too stacked against men, just be ready for the possibility that I sound rather girly
>>40045355literally everyone here has gay voice expect the voice trained girls LOL
>>40045396np ill ultra express mail my signature blend. if they seize it at the border we never met and you don't know what it is
>>40045400don't you think cg is kinda like that? i dont really post nudes often until i get to know someone but somehow it just feels cozy here like we all know each other. idk ive built up a lot of trust with everyone here its really nice. anyway this isn't onlyfans its okay to show off no matter what you have i'm already in love with you regardless
>>40045409oh my god this would vaporise me instantly my fragile heart can't take it- IS THAT THEM im scared to click it in case it kills me
>>40045408will you convert to catholicism for me i want to get married tonight
>>40045435Chasers dont have gay voices those are only adopted by bottoms
>>40045435i'm talking about a chaser
I’m a muscular guy. I’d post photo but thread seems like it’s going to expire soon. Maybe next time.
>>40045435Not my fault nature decided to award me with a squeaky voice
>>40045432rightttt like it seems hard to do long-distance. i think thats a good call to get a little sculptural with it like ive seen a lot of really hot nudes with a like grecian vibe??? if that makes sense? but you can also get nasty with it like its something where you can show personality. a lot of my pics are more on the "filthy" end of things but some girls prefer a more "arty" vibe. idk i think its a really creative thing and you should have fun with it
>>40045433a chaser with voice dysphoria.... thats an incredible gimmick im in love with you. np i sound like a man so we'll be the perfect match we can just both get good at ventriloquism
Id fuck a chaser with a little faggot voice
the chaser with the gay voice from yesterday sounded cute
The faggot voiced chaser is built for other chasers leave him alone
>>40045472not a problem. i love you. i want to take you away from all this
>>40045476>>40045482fuck you let us have this we get so little from chasers as is you cant take this away from us...
>>40045468Idk if I'm that long distance honestly, also a uk poster, and grecian is far from it, it's definitely on the filth end of the spectrum, fuck this makes me want to work out and get a bit more trim. Grecian is really something to strive for imo.
>>40045496i think both are a lot of fun! fuck i wish men weren't so psychotic about looking at other men's bodies so i could just be like "go look at /hm/ and find some poses you think are cool or interesting and copy them!" cause thats how basically everyone learns to take nudes. but men are wormed so they cant look at other men's nudes for some reason? wow is that why guys suck so bad at taking nudes
>>40045496anyway when i give up on university and set up a boudoir photography studio / self help retreat you'll be first on the guestlist
>>40045510i've never met a straight or straight leaning man who knows how to take nudes
>>40045458it’s okay to have gay voice
>>40045529they just have no frame of reference! i dont know why i didnt think about this before. chasers your homework for today is to start building up the confidence to go on /hm/
chasers are gay >:(
they like my voice if it’s a man’s but not if it’s a girl’s
>>40045510I'm not psychotic, I'm bi, looking at attractive men makes me feel lonely and mogged lol. It's less poses and more my shape/fitness, some of those guys are stunning. You're quite far off with that lol, in my case anyway.
>>40045523Thank you, you can oil me up so I can glisten perfectly
>>40045547i see i see... its definitely hard to not get caught up in comparing your body to those pics, for sure... maybe ill have to revise my theory
ill have to start experimenting with oil formulations... to the lab!
>>40045554Just as one addition, it's more like, if I looked better physically, I could show off more and pose better if that makes sense? Like I feel like I have it in me to replicate a pose fairly easily, but looks wise, it'll make me look like shit because i'm not sculpted as fuck.
>>40045530only if ur a tranny tho
>>40045468I got the right voice to tell people I'm ftm
>>40045530It's not gay, just squeaky, I don't have a fagcent
>chasers almost post lewds
>tranners freak them out of doing it
your approach is all wrong.
>>40044838can we get married now?
>>40045685anon she was obviously the tranner in the vocaroo
i don’t know anything about motor vehicles
>>40045407I'm literally gooning rn, big hard throbbing cock, your ass is mine
>>40045695I only know about ww2 tanks
>>40045673>>40045690If that's the case then we cannot sorry
>>40045612tell us what happened, lad
Looking at a piracy forum at work because my supervisor is lowkey a stupid Spaniard who doesn’t know how to lead me.
>>40045747who would have thought embarrassing myself publicly after telling you it sucked was a bad idea
>>40045778You didn't embarrass yourself, most don't even train their voices at all
>>40045761Your boss needs to discipline you so you know who's in charge
>>40045778These other chasers have no taste, pay them no heed
>>40045761spaniards are the smartest, he's just pretending so you'll do the work for him you idiot, get played whitey
>>40045812I tower over her, she is the definition of tiny woman
>>40045834She’s not all there, I feel like she’s slogging through it to provide for her kids. Her husband looks like a chode
>>40045850Oh. I assumed your boss was a man. I am sexist
https://voca.ro/1o1whGgKDScZ
>>40045073I know an ftm that looks just like David Duchovny.
>>40045435https://voca.ro/1mT1VQuj6dz0
>>40045887But she's the only one who responds to my posts
>>40045894You can die with her, very romantic
>>40045878Bronya why are you publicly humiliating yourself again today?
>>40045863I laughed, it’s okay anon
>>40045884Nice voice you should say something more
i want to play chess anons
>>40045887what the freak no
>>40045914nah. I don't take requests.
>>40045908yknow what fair
what the flipping frick is gawn awn
>>40045908I went to /hm/ like you said, and I just saw a lot of penises, fat guys, and men being fucked.
>>40045932>nah. I don't take requests.Yeah you could say exactly that
>>40045939yeah it's class right
>>40045926Let’s do it, I’m bored
>>40045878Can you do that next to me when I'm gaming
I would like that
>>40045941hm fair enough alright I'll take requests. I'm sick tho so my voice is kinda dead.
>>40045945How did seeing that help me with posing?
>>40045884>I know an ftm that looks just like David Duchovny.want to help me get in touch with him and also marry him?
>>40045946i have an actual chess board here and i want someone to play with where are you located
>>40045958Nevermind I don't feel it anymore
>>40045939wait wtf there’s actually porn on this website LMAO… i only use /fa/ /mu/ and this board…. im scared ……….
>>40045911I didn't mean it as an apology, I meant it as a statement. Sounds like disipline would be much higher at your work if a man was in charge
>>40045948yeah ill just sit there and do it for hours its fun
>>40045964i forgot. i went on there to look and now I don't remember what we were talking about anymore
>>40045969nuh uh he's my backup uwu
>>40045981wasn't gonna do it anyhow
>>40045986I think the Kazakh style marriage is off...
>>40045997im sorry... i can fix it... ill change for you anon...
>>40045989sis i’m scared what is this …
>>40045993>wasn't gonna do it anyhowLol yeah SURE
>>40045982>pretending to be oblivious4chan is 90% porn. Even blue boards have lewd-baiting posts everywhere
>>40045993>nuh uh he's my backupcurses
>uwuITS YOU
ok you know what you deserve him more than i do
go gets ur mans
>>40046009okay okay lemme clarify; i knew that like lewd posts were allowed and whatever, and i knew that there boards that allowed nsfw content; but not like boards JUST for porn
Call me a bitch (I know I am) but I like reporting people if I can on anything but this website for legit reasons
Where do I find tranners to be platonic friends with I need to go outside with someone cool badly
Don't fuck with trannies who have /trash/ in their browser history, bros
>>40046000Not only will the unsee be posted while you're sleeping, but it WILL be underwhelming, and the angle WILL be horrible. I HOPE YOURE SATISFIED
>>40046016/soc/ is literally a porn board and yet you're there frequently
>>40046014i know well enough to not risk opening a board that even 4chan finds “trash” nuh uh
>>40046047i got yelled at work and i sound like a fag
>>40046032well hold on now all of us who took a look at it from that crossboard link are excluded...
>>40046056But it's my favourite ;_;
>>40046052helllllo did i not address that. like… my point IS… i did not know there were boards exclusively for porn… not very compacted to understand
>>40046062What happened at work
>>40045887what'd she do now?
>>40046071pretending to be pure for the chasers
cute
>>40046089man whatever sure -_-
>>40046062which one happened first
>>40046062You don't sound like a fag, and at least the weekend is soon. YOU ARE VALUABLE
>>40046086i got yelled at.
>>40046104i always sound like a fag
>>40046071>cockrating>breastrating>nsfw ads>sexting ads>not a porn board
When I posted this pic in a server a guy said, "I bet I could fit that pretty little waist between my hands easy." it was the hottest thing anyone's ever said to me. it fuels me on rainy days like this one.
>>40046004truth!! I enjoy lying!!! life's mundanities bring me joy.
>>40046012....am I really so well known for the uwu and >w< at this point??? uhh anyhoodles yeah it's me!! He's also not really my backup, just a close polish pal.
>>40046110idk i just assumed people were freaky there, i only ever used it to make local friends LOL
>>40046120it was more the genderfluid tbqh
but also idk i just picked up on you and started subconsciously reading the post in your voice and then realized
>>40046108It’ll be alright anon, just take it on the chest for the moment and crash out later. Same shit happened to me when a lady got in my face because my supervisor was retarded and didn’t tell her I was going to being taking the desk next to her.
>>40046032that's so mean anon.... i like to browse
>>40046036NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>40046088im not sure but I believe it was the six minute meowing vocaroo
>>40046108>i got yelled at.What for
>>40046134oh! yeah that too. idk I'm sick and bored so spending a ton of time online today zzz
i actually don't know what sex is and I'm terrified to look at porn. one boyfriend please
>>40046105i do but thanks
>>40046137it was right before my lunch break so at least i can cry in peace
>>40046146being the unlucky person who answered the phone
This is a board for straight men like me and pichu. Never forget it fags.
>>40046157wholesome if true
>>40046173>view webm>think "why the hell do men like this">read post>im namedroppedporquoi
>>40046199What do you mean why, I cant understand how can you not
>>40046143>I check out trashWow. So THIS is the worst board on 4chan, got it
>>40046143Give me advice for posing and I MIGHT forgive you. I am skinny and pale, so work with that
>>40046165Your voice is fine, and you are too pretty to cry. I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>40046032that board is awesome, I want a tranny gf that is a regular
>>40046282thank you again
>>40046199>why the hell do men like thisbecause she's hot so I want to have sex with her and she's acting slutty which implies that I could have sex with her
There's no hotter thing for a woman to do than degrade herself
>>40046307I’m going to staple your cock to your thigh.
>>40046310is this how men really think about women
>>40046173gooners suck. I hate porn mannn
if my butt was that big i would be happy i think
>>40046293hey babe <3
>>40046282that's NOWHERE near enough information to work with what's your vibe what's your energy what do you like to channel sexually what's your self-fantasy
>>40046310of course I'll watch star wars with you babe
>>40046313uhhh that would hurt tho o.O
>>40046310i really wish this worked tho I act extremely slutty and it just scares men off. so I have to try and act chaste but then i just end up sitting around all day waiting for a guy to make a move and they never do. I'm thinking I'm just gonna become a serial kidnapper or something
>>40046357Too bad, shouldn’t been running your mouth
>>40046273>>40046307i meant pourquoi
>>40046225i don't understand attraction to butts
it's some weird evolutionary holdover from apes indicating they were in heat. that much i get. why haven't we moved on from that by now, now that we no longer go into heat and no longer get gigantic red inflated rear ends as a result?
we shouldn't be as sexual as we are. we should be more advanced than this. it's embarrassing
>>40046310this is even more embarrassing
>>40046326amen
i want my sexless society or at worst one like vulcan society where there is pon farr once every 7 years, and reasonable behavior all other times
doing this from today btw
maybe ill get drunk today it's Friday night baby i wanna party (shit on my own in a dark room)
>>40046370i definitely still go into heat unfortunately
Tranner gf to talk about ww2 with
>>40046370No, what's embarrassing is that we evolved consciousness to view things and ourselves as embarrassing
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>>40046323>>40046326why are you scandalised? that's just people enjoying ideal bodies
Half of you were gooners before you started hrt
>>40046323yes
>t.ransbian>>40046346LOL
>>40046358that's weird. that should be working
>>40046143>im not sure but I believe it was the six minute meowing vocarooBut i like that
i don’t like porn either but i like looking at male butts
>>40046375babe it's not an addition, I'm just microdosing fentanyl for the nootropic gains
>>40046370pichu no asexual supremacy in chat
>>40046420I see nothing scandalous with sex nor the naked body. Porn has had a negative impact on society and health.
>>40046455I was 11.
>>40046468Yeah girls who started at 11 generally don't post here
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>Femtanyl X issbrokie collab: Fire
>issbrokie new ep: FIRE
This bitch really don’t miss
>>40046397Before the thread ends i think you should consider this post again
>>40046468sexuality is embarrassinggggg tho
>>40046455i never gooned
>>40046475well most regulars have at least an inkling of who I am, (cringe, desu) It's verifiably true.
>>40046455hrt made me a gooner desu. i was actually able to get some dick before I trooned out :(
>>40046462Just any male ass?
>>40046462You little sinner
>>40046461i like it too it was fun. people hate my creative spirit
>>40046462i also like looking at male butts fwiw
>>40046465i wanna do fent with a chaser sooooooo bad that's so romantic.... it would be like chh.mp4
apparently today it has become my official god given duty to educate the masses on revolutionary defeatism
>>40046375I too am a functioning alcoholic
>>40046455i was a never gooner
>>40046550im a non-functioning alcoholic
>>40046507i like it when they’re firm. athletic butts, smaller firm butts, just not enormous. if the guy has a nice face and a nice butt he’s perfect in my eyes but even just a nice ass is enough for me.
every guy needs a faggot gf
anyway while we're being anti-goon in the chat i want to needily grind and hump on a chaser's leg to completion while he ignores me and posts here. is that too niche. should I drink a stout or a lager for that vibe tonight do we think
>>40046581soooo true !! <3
>>40046562Well I guess my functioning level could be disputed
But it's not the alcohol doing that, it's my assortment of developmental delays and mental illnesses!
Let's grab a drink babe
>>40046581Where do I apply for one
>>40046606mine got me from this board lolol
i love winning internet arguments
i made a yesterthread, ive done my work
someone make a new. ask about facorit emonduter flav9r idk
>>40046575are you one of those elusive top tranners?
>>40046519Bronya, fent is NOT okay, we can do shrooms or weed or even molly but I'm not trying to become a homeless drug addict
>>40046575I follow both criteria, especially in the nice ass department, it's nicely round and soft
>>40046633Okay hold on, stinky
how does an obese wrestling chaser get a qt trans gf?
>>40046620DIdn't you jinx his ass and put him in a car accident?
