Thread 40042499

qott: are you good at cooking? do you enjoy it? would you prefer a partner that can cook? do you have a signature dish? do you know how to cook the traditional food from your region?

>>40042499 (OP)
Egg.

>>40042504
Egg.

>>40042499 (OP)
Cooking is best done alone. Other people get in the way. Love cooking for others tho

>>40042499 (OP)
My mom would probably teach me if I asked

>>40042508
i come and go on this... cooking with other people is really fun but it can be hard not to get in each other's way. it's fun to have someone to bounce ideas off for seasonings and stuff right? or to do all the annoying mise en place bullshit. honestly im more the type that would rather just quietly chop an onion into tiny little slices instead of having to do the complicated stuff i get nervous

If you can post on this site but not cook you're pathetic

Egg

>>40042512
you should!!! if you learn from another person you pick up a lot of little techniques and stuff that you can't get from studying online. i had to teach myself from cookbooks and the internet and eventually classes and i feel like im still playing catchup with some small things people just have a knack for. but then theres things im better at than other people too idk theres merit to both

>>40042499 (OP)
>qott
I'm fairly good at cooking but I kinda hate it usually (it just takes so long and I'm good at making messes). I don't think I really have a signature dish
>traditional food from your region
Uhh probably but does the US have any truly traditional food aside from biscuits and gravy?

>>40042382
Thanks Bronya! I appreciate it <3
Its not been toooo terrible thankfully

>>40042499 (OP)
I'm an excellent cook.
I especially love cooking for others.
A partner that can also cook makes for a really fun dynamic.
Signature dish? Not that I can think of but I'm sure if I paid attention for a month if have one thing I cook more often. Probably something with pasta.
Traditional Australian food? A whitchety grub you eat raw.

I've actually recently gotten suddenly bad at cracking eggs?? Like I used to be fine at doing it one handed but now even if I use both hands it explodes when I try to split the halves. Maybe my neighbors chickens just have thin shells on their eggs (I never buy them, she gives me like 4 dozen every other week)

>>40042526
i hope the worst of it is over at least!!!
traditional in the food in the US is pretty regional, right? like there's cajun food, or skyline chilli, or st louis butter cake, or a california roll...

>>40042532
i have no idea what the sentence 'a whitchety grub you eat raw' refers to but i want to eat it now. omw australia
>>40042536
fresh local eggs for free is insaneeee im so jealous.... maybe the shells are different that kinda makes sense. i know some people who keep chickens in their tenement flats but im pretty sure its illegal... they're so cute though i bet they make good pets. i really want to be able to crack eggs one handed i need to train

>>40042536
The brain worms have reached the motor cortex. It's so over

>>40042548
Trust me. You don't wanna eat one.

>>40042555
Imagine the splatter

>>40042555
ive never agreed less that looks delicious... they eat those in the lion king right and they always looked so delicious i wanna try it... but i dont know which grubs are edible... probably all of them right

>>40042561
like look at how plump and delicious it looks... BUILT for snacking

>>40042560
Oh no.
>>40042561
They're native to Australia I believe, a staple food in Aboriginal culture for some regions.
There's also these things called honey ants that have literal huge honey sacks on their back abdomen.

>>40042579
THEY'RE SO CUTEEEE they look like mario enemies i love them so much... i bet the sac would pop so satisfyingly if u bit down on it

>>40042537
It might be, but it'll probably fluctuate better and worse for the next month or so. I'll live though <3

Hmm I guess so, I was thinking more like USA created and not borrowed from somewhere else
But even then regionally for me would be southern foods like biscuits and gravy, grits, country ham, fried everything, etc. That's all pretty easy

>>40042548
It's a blessing and a curse. I started pickling them bc I just don't even know what else to do with them, I don't need eggs very often lol
But I do absolutely love pickled eggs! (not those gross ones though that come on the plastic jar)
And I usually make and handful of onions/tare eggs for ramen :)
But she has a really nice set up for her chickens, I'm kind of jealous of them honestly
And I grew up around chickens and goats and such a little bit, they're cool and adorable but can get really stinky if you don't keep up with them

>>40042554
Oh fuck.. oh no.. Whatever will I do, there must be a cure :(

>>40042555
It's gross but they're not that bad..

>>40042590
i see i see.... tare eggs are goated for sure... i havent experimented much with pickling but i like the ones you can just buy at a chippy or a pub here! or a pickled onion... sour food is my favourite...
i see i didnt consider that you had to bathe a chickens. and they probably have to eat all the time too. reconsidering....

>>40042597
>tare eggs are goated for sure
They're sooo good. And I always get fancy with my ramen, it's half the reason I'll drive an hour to the nearest Japanese grocery store
And yeah I absolutely love sour foods. I don't think there's anything pickled I haven't liked that I've tried

>bathe chickens
You don't really need to do all that, they love a good dust pit though like a chinchilla
Mostly around here it's people not cleaning up after their chickens and overall hardly taking care of them. They'll stink up a neighborhood really fast
But they do eat kind of a lot, my grandparents had a good few chickens and a couple roosters and we'd go out and give them a hefty bit of feed three or four times a day

>>40042605
we pickle a lot of seafood here that ive never tried... that seems very adventurous though im not sure im hardcore enough yet ;w;
chicken taking a dust bath is insanely cute nvm apartment chicken is back on. i wonder why they have to eat so much... i guess all that energy goes into the eggs

>>40042499 (OP)
>qott: are you good at cooking?
I'm an excellent cook and I used to work as such.
>do you enjoy it?
Not really.
>would you prefer a partner that can cook?
I would very much prefer to have a tranner wife who would cook for us
>do you have a signature dish?
No
>do you know how to cook the traditional food from your region?
Yes

gm cg death to israel

I beat my gock like it owes me money

>>40042641
hot, wya?

>>40042643
in agp prison soon alhumdulilah

Reminder to rape.

>>40042643
I only like other trans girls but yeah I'm the definition of agp desu

>>40042658
you could think of me as a transgirl, just with no HRT and unshaven

>>40042658
I am going to rape you.

>>40042658
Why come here if you are a transbian

>>40042658
THIS IS A BAIT POSTER, DO NOT INTERACT

>>40042687
Why not? I like guys also but id nvr look for guy here
Case in point

>>40042685
>>40042683

>>40042693
Get raped cunt.

>>40042693
you're no fun, I was being cheeky

>>40042697
Hot
Only by a transbian though

>>40042699
O sorry, you seem nice though <3

>>40042526
Specific states or cities in some states have their own distinct meals, like Cincinnati Chilli

>>40042703
it's ok, I can imagine that it's hard to distinguish being serious from being cheeky here

the men here have made me afraid of and disgusted by them. i’m gonna become a lesbian with my best friend and if that doesn’t work out then i’ll kms. i have my whole life figured out now

>>40042853
I'M GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOU BITCH

>>40042853
what did they do?

>>40042862
pussy ass bitch no you won’t

>>40042873
GET FUCKING RAPED

>>40042872
gee i wonder

>>40042853
There are literally transbian psyop posters on this board who have openly stated this specific goal of larping as horrible men to create more transbians lmao
And they kick it into overdrive during pride month since they can flaglarp easier with it

>>40042919
the men who made scare exist irl

if you are a transbian larping as a chaser add me on discord i got bad news and i need to lie on some tits ASAP

>>40042934
Oh no bronya transbian relapse arc

do they make sports bras for your butt? mine bounces around too much when i run >~<

>>40042932
what did they do

>>40042938
its not worth it i cant endure a lesbian breakup again that shit is like being the second tower

>>40042949
Stop worrying about pussy and come try to knock down my first tower, babe.

>>40042958
okeyyyyy <3 yay

bronya is right skipping to plan b so I don’t hurt anyone by making them experience me

>>40042919
all divisiveness has been pushed by trolls, the first victims were bottom chasers, who have been so thoroughly vilified that nobody even dares to suggest such a pair up

>>40042963
what do u mean :(

>>40042941
Yes, but it might make it look bigger. Post unsee of juicy butt

>>40042944
they used gendered language to address me

>>40042974
you said being a lesbian is worse and the inevitable break up will hurt her so i’m going to kms before i can do that

>>40042853
You'll be back, crawling on you hands knees soon enough

If you show a chaser your pictures and he says some weird pseudo intellectual stuff and doesn’t send pictures back… you move on right?

Good morning 4skin. I'm thinking about taking a vacation and traveling the world. I kinda have the money saved for it

>>40042853
I'm sorry you feel that way, some time outside this board will help you, especially so you can avoid reading what random idiots say on the internet

>>40042975
omg thank you! uhhh maybe later
>>40042987
was any of it a compliment?

>>40042984
that seems stupid. shut up. lesbianism is high risk high reward. dont let the fear of something not working out in the end stop you from experiencing all the good it can bring
>>40042987
i would prompt him a little to see if he's just autistic but yea probably

>>40042987
I'm not sending pics until we have talked for a month or more, I'm not trusting until a while after

>>40042987
Never date pseuds.

>>40042993
Yeah very weak compliment and then excuses about looks not meaning anything
>>40042996
It just reminds me so bad of a situationship I was in last Fall and he’s the same zodiac sign as that guy too

>>40042999
expect to never get anywhere doing that

>>40042987
Lol, how tf do you respond pseudointellectually to someone's pics?
Yeah that's weird as hell
Some dudes are just very shy and reserved though, takes them more to send pics
You could try prompting it by asking
Seems like it should be obvious to reciprocate but remember the 'tism rate here is high, obvious does not always come through
>>40042999
No pics for a month is crazy, not even my anxious ass is that bad
Hard to connect if you cant even picture a person

>>40043002
yeah you do not have to put up with that kind of thing if you don't want to

>>40042992
my friend isn’t from here. why does it matter if it’s a guy or a girl from off this board?
>>40042996
i don’t want to be happy now if it means making someone else sad later. i hate relationships and needing connection

>>40043017
yea ive definitely felt like that before its a pain

>>40042499 (OP)
sinus and jaw headache first thing out of bed love it so much.

Videocalling a big cock tranner to show her the real me and not a curated carefully selected image that may fool her

>>40042987
That's why I send nudes first

>>40043027
my ex bf refused to ever video call and only ever sent me 2 pictures the whole time we were together

>>40042987
if he never shows a pic of himself i would move on personally

>>40043017
I'm talking about regaining trust in men after staying away from trolls

>>40043034
I used to be in an e-relationship (cringe, I know) and we ended up video calling more often than just sending pics

>>40043034
I would be scared it was a transbian behind the screen or something

>>40043034
How can you call someone a bf under those circumstances
Bitch you were dating a speak-and-type

>>40042499 (OP)
>are you good at cooking?
I'm alright, not amazing cus I only really put in effort for others
>do you enjoy it?
yeah sometimes especially baking
>would you prefer a partner that can cook?
he wouldn't have to cook idrc
>do you have a signature dish?
no but there's a few things I know how to make better cus I've done it a lot ig
>do you know how to cook the traditional food from your region?
kinda, but it's still british food so...
>>40042555
too cute to eat
>>40042643
>>40042683
>>40042699
>>40042772
kys.
>>40042987
respond with something rly schizo then block
>>40043035
this

my bf had to wait 2 months to see a pic of me

>>40043055
clown please trip up so we can filter you

>>40043057
Why?

kinda feel like i'm slowly dying

>>40043058
>we
also no fuck u

>>40043036
maybe i’m not meant to be around people
>>40043043
sounds nice.
>>40043052
yeah i’m a fucking loser thanks
>>40043069
me too but rapidly

>>40043025
I'd love to make your jaw hurt first thing in the morning, babe.

>>40043062
i wasn’t happy about the way i looked when we first started talking. i started looking better and put more effort in and finally felt comfortable. i didn’t ask him to send pics either but he sent me a selfie so i knew what he looked like before we met up. he’s actually a lot cuter in real life i think guys are just rly bad at taking selfies.

>>40043083
u gotta gimme like an hour b4 iwanna do stuff

No more sexually harassing bronya as she grieves, please

>>40043095
That's quite cute actually

hi anons hru

>>40043102
no please crank the sexual harassment into overdrive its the only thing keeping me going

my body is a temple to pain

>>40043129
whaat

I was walking on the street last night and some guy said “You look great.” as he walked past. My friend says this means he clocked me and was making fun of me, is that true? Chasers have you ever complimented a random tranny you clocked on the street?

>>40043095
cute!!

>>40042499 (OP)
>qott
no sadly, im really afraid of fire and of burning my apartment down with the stove or oven so i don't cook often

>>40042919
The person you're talking to is one of those psyop weirdos, whenever someone says something like this it's usually quiet and no one's even said anything incendiary, that person has always been a transbian

k i'm starting to feel human now that i took some pills and ate.

>>40043140
Your friend is weird as hell to turn a compliment into that
Probably bitter it wasn't directed at her

>>40043150
i'm a real person :(
>>40043152
gonna try that too good idea

>>40043156
my entire life is taking pills, getting drunk, high or both. Gotta do it to work.

>>40043140
men aren't that catty unless they're fags, and it wasn't even "you look great hon" or anything, he probably didn't clock you.

>>40043153
idk there's lots of tone and stuff that's part of a real life interaction that doesn't come across over text. and also being transgender fosters a kind of hypervigilance where every interaction with a stranger feels like a threat, especially appearance based ones. but yea it was probably just a compliment but i dont blame the friend idk. you can choose to believe whatever you want why not just believe its a compliment

>>40043108
it was i miss him.

>>40043156
I mean yeah you're real, you're just pushing bullshit in a thread you don't belong in, usually purposefully crafted divisive bullshit because you're a rat. It's very unfortunate that you're real, because you suck.

need transbian gf to own

>>40043164
i'm sober now but i'm gonna take a tylenol and eat some breakfast
>>40043174
you sound like the kind of man who is mean for no reason

>qott
I like cooking but I am pretty mediocre. I like Tex-Mex food, which is pretty hard to mess up.
Also, for some reason my head hurts after threatening to kidnap bronya last night, probably unrelated

>>40043178
>you sound like the kind of man who is mean for no reason
See?
You're malignant. There's no reason for people to be nice to you.

i can make 2 or 3 dishes

>>40043189
>You're malignant
calling someone being mean mean isn't malignant. just be nice to people

>>40043099
Me too desu I'm not even really ever horny most mornings

>>40043179
shit my bad man the pages of my spellbook were stuck together. you might wanna go see a priest like. asap

>>40043153
>>40043171
Ok thanks I felt stupid for saying thanks and smiling at the guy but maybe it was just a normal interaction, I figured it was at worst some Pedro Pascal type pity compliment

>>40043208
sometimes i kinda fall out of bed go to the toilet and throw up for a bit

>>40043235
probably morning sickness! do a pregnancy test

i have to serve tables later and i look awful today

>>40043235
Oh no I didn't mean like that. I'm just tired. I what's wrong?

>>40043228
>Pedro Pascal type pity compliment
does that really happen? i thought people really liked my makeup but were they lying to me...

>>40043245
with my trans meds i take like 14 pills a day, drink almost every night and have a fucked up mouth.
>>40043239
it'll likely show a positive cuz of the medications lol

Where’s that referee, he was tryna fuck on me!

>>40043258
is that you ted dibiase?

>>40043263
I’m gagged, watch botchamania smart mark.

Little Danson Man

>>40043254
I can fix you

>>40043268
havent wtched botchamania in like 12 years lmao

>>40043228
pedro pascal probably likes trannies tho

>>40043282
Smart mark baka my fucking head, MDK all fuckin’ day.

>>40043206
No, you're malignant because you're being purposefully divisive, you're here to purely cause a rift between posters, that's it. Being a transbian in chasergen is already weird to me, but doing what you're doing is gross.

>>40043298
illl see u in the fuckin parking lot mdk

>>40043302
dont drive the transbians out they're the only ones in here i actually get any attention from

>>40043278
someone needs to or i'm not making 45

>>40043302
i'm straight and sad that every guy i have talked to from here has been mean or ghosted. how is saying that i'm going to try and fail to be a lesbian and then kms divisive? if anything it helps you paint me as some evil boogie man so you can hurt more people

>>40043323
how old are u?

>>40043253
If you live in a progressive place there are performative allies yes who may have a trans sibling or friend or something.
>>40043295
True he has that chaser glint in his eye

my boobs hourt

>>40043316
Bring back brawls in the parking lots, bring back stretcher matches, bring back fun fucking wrestling back

>>40043334
i didn’t mean it like that!! his sister is trans

>>40043336
i havnt watched wrestling in so long usedto be my life
need trans wrestling org

>>40043330
nta but if ur thinking about suicide u should probably get therapy nona

>>40043320
Transbians don't bother me I just find it weird/misplaced, I feel like there's another general for that. I wouldn't mind the attention either tbdesu
>>40043330
See I could believe you, but I really don't at all. You're doing it again right now. I don't believe for a minute that you were ever straight.
I'll entertain your issue for a second though, if you're constantly ghosted or shit on, maybe the issue is you? Just an idea.

>>40043332
39

i have decided my plan is to sit here and bark until i get a boyfriend

I don't talk to people from here because I never had any big cock tranner interested in my handle (they probably don't lurk)

>>40043357
waow

I'll be back later once my head stops hurting and one of you evil women has the decency to rant about your favorite video games

There's nothing better than an 8 hour shift full of walking :(

>>40043368
u can see it now cant u old trans bitch dakota

>>40043363
I will never take bronya on a date (to spoons) and it makes me sad

>>40043369
i lied put your clothes back on im going to explain the entire control system of knights in the nightmare (it will take six hours)

>>40043347
PW are faggots and call AEW fans trannies, so I would definitely watch AEW or GCW. Kidd bandit is trans femme nb and they’re fucking killing rn

>>40043363
BORF BORF
BORF

>>40043375
i wanna go to spoons... we can share a pitcher with two straws like when they get milkshakes in the movies hehe
>>40043389
BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF BORF

>>40043390
Bronya you’re a faggot and you should add me back on discord

>>40043353
i'm in therapy but it's slow progress
>>40043354
>maybe the issue is you?
yeah i'm ugly

>>40043395
I DID!!! didnt i??? i thought i added u back straight away

>>40043378
I haven't even put my clothes on yet! I need to go to the grocery store and spend an hour getting 5 things, please do not seduce me

>>40043374
You never looked old at all, just sexy and beautiful and made to be held in my big arms

>>40043403
hehehe okay ill show mercy this once

>>40043405
you're very sweet.

ive been stroking my gock for 3hrs now

>>40043399
Poop poop poop poop

>>40043396
Damn I'm ugly too! Wya

>>40043411
That seems like a really long time. Are you okay?

>>40043374
slay

>>40043415
Poop poop poop poop

>>40043390
>we can share a pitcher with two straws
oh my fucking god I just had a memory blast to chugging pitchers of purple rain to socialize in uni oh fuck
what's we putting in our pitcher babe? where we going after?

>>40043411
post unsee or vid

>>40043420
i just like edging
retarded transbian trash doesnt deserve joy

anons why is gaygen so transphobic? it makes me want to cry

i dont even acknowledge mine and choose to get drunk instead.

>>40043434
why do you care

>>40043434
because they are cis males attracted to masculinity and were AMAB trying to be as fem as possible

>>40043434
they're mad about tranners posting in their general

>>40043424
its been so long i dont even remember which one i liked... maybe it was pornstar martini? im happy to let you pick though i like everything. its always crazy how little liquor is in those though they barely touch the sides... feels like a scam

>>40043429
Are you calling me transbian trash or is my autism flaring up? I'm confused

>>40043434
Because gays are genuinely nasty people to each other and others.

>>40043441
not me i wake up every day and do everything in my power to be a big strong man. im lifting like crazy and applying tgel

>>40043452
calling myself this
i honestly dont know any of the trips/regulars
just lonelyhorny transbian

k ate my gummies time to get to work where theyll make me retarded so i can tolerate another day

>>40043456
Oh okay, cool. Enjoy your edging

>>40043410
And you're so very cute, even when youre in bed for hours struggling to find the energy to get out of it. Means more time to wrap you in my arms before I get to work. Try to have a wonderful day Dakota. Your smile and that tight body of yours will have me reaching to adjust my manhood all day long

>>40043438
i don’t feel welcome there even tho i’m very immersed in gay culture

>>40043456
you know bronya now! and i love you. make sure not to maintain an erection for more than four hours or the blood in your genitals will start clotting! cause it doesn't flow it just kinda hangs out in there. god i would be a terrible stripper i cant resist saying stuff like this and killing the vibe

Who the fuck is "braith"

>>40043475
spider

>>40043475
my friend

>>40043478
Who the fuck is Spider?

>>40043471
this almost made me cum

>>40043462
im trash i know

What if I started using a different name here? Give me ideas?

>>40043490
i recommend bronya its worked great for me so far

>>40043490
Jailbait

>>40043487
Peter Parker?

>>40043497
>who the fuck are you?

>>40043507
YOU'RE NO ARTIST

>>40043495
I prefer boynya
>>40043496
I am over the age of 18

>>40043507
I am mi, that is yu

>>40043446
hey it works for me I'm a lightweight, it gives a slight reprieve to my guinness problem. I remember the Candy Rosá being good it was just some pink monster and some more pink shit, very masculine. tbf all drinking is a scam now, it's so expensive
pornstar martini probably has higher alcohol content and I want to let the liquor do the thinking with you so we can do that and then do shots or something deal?

>>40043507
i can do an impression of this guy spot on but i can't sound like a woman fuck my stupid life

>>40043515
>I am over the age of 18
Not by how you dress in the pic earlier ITT. you look like you exclusively shop at hot topic

>>40043541
yeah but he can fly can a woman do that? No

>>40043547
That was not a picture of me. I just liked the outfit. Sorry :(

>>40043488
ok so basically its like this. you see the corpus cavernosum? you can think of that as like. a big sponge that fills up with blood. so when you get an erection thats actually just the same as a hydraulic effect like its water pressure making it turgid. like a balloon with just a little water is soft and squishy right? but if it has a BUNCH of water in it its hard and you can't really squish it anymore! the actual mechanism by which an erection is produced is super complex cause its like the wholeee nervous system its crazy i want to read into it more cause its really cool. one thing i particularly like is that there isn't a gland or something that controls blood flow to the penis its produced by dilating the arteries that supply it manually by supplying nitric oxide to the smooth muscle in their walls. another thing that rules is that some people can actually become erect just by thinking about it... isn't the human brain incredible... i wonder what step in that process causes a reduction in erection strength from hrt? do the smooth muscles weaken? im curious... i wanna research it

>>40043515
honestly yea boynya cleared i miss him
>>40043540
hehehe i always end up drinking guys under the table its a little embarrassing... people loveee the candy rosá but i haven't tried it yet... but yea the price of alcohol is so crazy recently ive been struggling... np just come back to mine i have some good tequila i've been saving for a special occasion

>>40043553
women have wings we use when men aren't looking

>>40043566
u can study mine and wonder why its really pathetic

>>40043596
ok but i will be taking detailed notes for my research. i hope thats okay. do you mind if a medical student shadows me

>>40042988
Do it.

>>40043623
thats fine ill do it for the name of science

>>40043585
I’m like sephiroth because I only have one really big one

>>40043640
your contribution is deeply appreciated anon... ill make sure you're properly credited in my results

>>40043642
ive got one really big one too if you know what i mean ;)

>>40043577
absolutely buckled and holding onto bronya's shoulder for dear life while she heaves me into an uber giwtwm
ngl I've not had a single night where I've drank tequila and not done something embarrasing but i'd feel safe to do that in your goonpalace
>but yea the price of alcohol is so crazy recently ive been struggling
if ur a uni student rn this shit must suck, even with a job this shit puts me off even going out, on top of feeling too boring to go to the club

i want a new cat

where r all the cute bottom men?

>>40043655
don't worry about being boring! just means u gotta live a little more so you have things to talk about and that's easy. ill draft us some backstories we can go to the club and lie to everyone about im thinking something involving a turbulent office romance... we're from rival corporations undergoing a merger that finally lets us be together...
i drink tequila every time i go out it's my favourite! i dont know why people associate it with hardcore nights it just tastes so good i wanna drink it every day...
embarrassing yourself is good anyway shame is like a muscle you gotta try to do one truly humiliating thing every day that way you'll never be embarrassed again! don't live your life in fear get your tits out at the bingo

>>40043625
I really want to but no one would go with me and I'm terrified to travel alone

>>40043685
Bottom chasers dont exist, transbian psyop

>>40043690
solo travelling is definitely for a certain personality type right... even at my most hardcore and tough as nails i dont think i coulda done it. but i think its something you can build up to if you want to do it!!!

>>40043685
in gaygen

>>40043697
:( i like them
>>40043703
they dont like trannies

ok taking my meds no femcel crashout posting today sorry girls we'll get them tomorrow

>>40042506
egg

>>40043699
Me build up to it? I can barely manage to leave my bedroom. Girl I'm screwed

>>40043685
the trolls scared them all off im sorry. there were a bunch recently if you hang around they might come back
>>40043716
egg

>>40043722
>the trolls scared them all off
and nobody stood up for them

>>40043654
Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $100

>>40043722
they are the trolls

>>40043721
don't sweat it~ that kind of thing is totally normal for trannies you just gotta be patient and push yourself out of your comfort zone little by little until you can do it. plus basically everyone is agoraphobic now because of lockdowns it rules
>>40043738
i tried!!!! but it got to a point where it just wasnt worth it there was so much constantly. ive maintained my position that its ok to be a bottom chaser as long as you arent a freak about it

>>40043744
t. troll

>>40043741
hehehehe >:3
>>40043744
i get it... i understand why it bothers people and i dont want to be too harsh on that cause i empathise but idk there's girls out there that like topping let them get their hole don't gockblock... i just wish bottom chasers were better at understanding how complicated bottom dysphoria is and being empathetic about it instead of a) ambushing people with it with no warning and b) expecting trannies to be the shemales they see in porn

If a guy doesn’t explicitly tell me he’s a top I now just assume he’s a bottom that’s the reality of trying to date as trans

I'm taking flight

>>40043777
yea thats true it sucks so fucking much
>>40043778
bye... dont go too close to the sun...

I really would give my left nut just to pass for one day

holy shit a gay incel rapist flew over my house

>>40043793
aren't you gonna give it up anyway?

>>40043770
I wish trannies helped us understand how to properly communicate wanting a top, and just let us have our own space where to find our like minded people, I don't think that's asking for much, instead we just get constantly trolled

>>40043806
I've never put any serious thought into any surgery. Passing just seems so impossible to achieve so there's no point in thinking about that

>>40043687
>just means u gotta live a little more
Yeah, it's hard though, I feel like an old man I like to sit down and drink but it might just be me getting fat, sad and employed
>and lie to everyone
Holy shit I used to do this all the time, the turbulent office romance thing works, we just need to dress the part, you ready to put on your best 37 yr old middle manager with 3 kids outfit? I've done worse, I've been gay married to my dude friends a surprising amount
Idk what it is about tequila, I either throw up or end up in the casino till 5am, and it tastes kerosene and black licorice to me
also im the most embarrassed man alive don't test me i one up myself every time it keeps me awake at night

Who up trynna fulfil they destiny

I think it's possible to effectively synthesize incelposting and bottomposting. I may debut a kind of guy who's blackpilled because women won't top him.

>>40043880
You put out bait like that and you're going to get at least a few anons joining in unironically

>>40043880
you're part of the problem

>>40043892
Bait isn't just about getting (you)s. It's about creating a chaotic situation. Think of it this way: I'm like the Joker from DC Comics' Batman.

>>40043770
Take a card from the random chance pile, and you cannot use a community chest.

>>40043842
theres just a lot of people trolling on both sides + a lot of trannies have had bad experiences with irl bottom chasers, myself included, way more than with top chasers. it just attracts more pornsick men cause of the nature of tranny porn i guess? but yea idk i want everyone to be happy somehow maybe thats stupid
>>40043854
sitting down and drinking is virtuous... i think thats legal... dont worry i have a whole wardrobe of 37yo middle manager outfits specifically for this situation... i miss the casino i haven't been in a while i gotta go back!!!
oh and if you look back on things and feel embarrassed it just means you have to do something 100x more embarrassing so it blows them all out of the water and they feel like small fry by comparison ezpz

>>40043922
np im bathed in his blood im the luckiest girl in the world i always get what i want. ok says here i have to remove an item of clothing???

The name's rick and I've come for that sweet trans bussy. Put the bussy in the bag!!! PUT IT IN!

>>40043933
NO! You cannot use custom cards in our monopoly games Bronya

>>40043936
RICK IS BACK

>>40043936
I thought you were talking to someone? Why chase trussy?

>>40043945
no im pretty sure this one is in the standard ruleset. you cant even tell its written in sharpie

you think bottom chasers are a psy op ok go on soc and make a post as a tranny and see what the dms look like then come say sorry to us

Theres something so satisfying about manipulating a girl that thinks shes too good for therapy
Yeah bitch you're so much smarter than a psychiatrist? Thats why you cry when i ignore you for 30 minutes?

>>40043842
wdym? most androphilic tranners are bottoms

>>40043962
Suck my dick

>>40043924
idk, I just think that completely writing off an entire section of people like that is just cruel when we just want to live our sexuality on terms we're more comfortable with
yes, there's absolute dickheads, they should be filtered out, unfortunately the dating scene will attract a majority of dickheads
personally I always vouched for like minded people to flock together and not to have bottoms harass anyone

>>40043964
bronya is immune to this. you couldn't manipulate me if you tried. my mental is invincible

>>40043947
I'll probably be gone again in 3 posts because I'm booting up fortnite :3 hiya bronya sweetie pie magic melon pop
>>40043954
I thought I was too but they haven't responded in 2 days and I'm bussing out. I reached out a bunch with no response so I can only assume a couple things, they're busy or they figured out I'm schizo and left me for a real man =(

>>40043906
Some men just want to watch the gen burn

>>40043947
>>40043957

>>40043962
>/soc/
opinion discarded

>>40043469
too bad

>>40043974
it's hard for the bottom chasers to sustain a gen on their own tho right its a little sad i feel vaguely bad for them. but yea idk i think the onus is on you guys to police each other to not be shitty if you want people to not freak out instead of expecting trannies to explain to you how to act like human beings
>>40043980
fortnite... i wish i could play it... i cant aim for shit...

I think most internet chasers are bottoms and irl chasers are tops?

>>40043997
>i cant aim for shit
This is what I forgot to tell bronya before piss night

>>40044008
you say that like it isn't a positive

>>40043980
Sorry to hear that ricky dicky

>>40043974
>we just want to live our sexuality on terms we're more comfortable with
your "sexuality" isn't a real valid or ok thing.

>>40043975
Then you're not the ones im talking about
I mean the girls that will give you a long psuedo-intellectual take about how therapists are just pill pushers and then will fold like paper to any real world stress
Look inward stupid hoe i know what you need way more than you do

>>40044005
lol not so sure about that

>>40043924
>to do something 100x more embarrassing so it blows them all out of the water and they feel like small fry by comparison
I'm the magic man I do this literally every time, it's the small things that get me though, like accidentally scrolling past like several of my nudes while trying to show someone i barely know something on my phone, they were tasteful tho so its not that bad
You'll have to one up me, i bet your horror stories are psychotic
>wardrobe of 37yo middle manager outfits
mommy joi fans are so up rn
>i miss the casino
I don't but it'll happen anyway, that one in the city centre isn't too bad though providing you actually get let in
>sitting down and drinking is virtuous... i think thats legal...
Based, how else am I meant to autistically flirt with you 4 drinks in until you get the ick? i cant dance you'll get the ick too quickly

>>40043997
it'd be easier to police people if they actually showed up
I see a big overlap with how subs behave online even in cis spaces, and it's a nightmarish job to even be asked to talk to them, imo the only real answer to the problem is instant blocking
the real issue is overly horny people on the internet, not men who like to bottom with a consenting partner

>>40044018
uncalled for and judgemental

>>40043997
I always play with my ex-trans gf. She destroys and carries me in the game. She's actually surprisingly a cool person and fun to talk to so we stayed as frens... she's also HSTS ;) I gave her the AGP vs. HSTS.

idk, if you play on PC it's way better and easier to aim. I've gotten better by just focusing on anything that moves and clicking on it.

On a side note, most trannies are cool af and fun to hang out with. Outside of the whole depression and anxiety shit, why is that? was it because they were conditioned socially as male before and then turned into a beautiful sun flower?

>>40044017
it's okay, I'm old and slightly a fag so I've been making peace that I'll be alone most likely. Thank you for your kind grace Aura-Chan!

>>40043507
YER FLAT

>>40044022
yeah i take my pills... i do think they're mostly glorified pill-pushers but i like pills they work... and the ones i get are really cute so ill keep taking them for now i guess. i do want to come off them though i think they just lobotomise me
>>40044025
npnp dancing badly is beautiful... but its valid to be too scared too... hmmm im trying to think of an embarrassing horror story. one time i went up to a milf with a shaved back and sides in a lesbian bar and asked her if she was p!nk. in my defence p!nk had played a gig in that city that night. she was in fact not p!nk. but i thought she was
>>40044028
i see... im cheering you on anyway do your best!
>>40044043
i see i see i gotta train my aim... i dont think its the male socialisation or whatever i think trannies are just automatically better than other people. if it was male socialisation then you would get the same effect hanging out with men, right?

>>40044067
Oh god I want this so bad

>>40044067
This would fix me
Maybe

>>40044067
Okay this made me angry

>>40044068
hi pichu
>>40044074
>>40044076
hit me up i just bought new nitrile gloves (they are not sexy)

>>40044086
good morning! do you like of montreal

>>40044072
hmmm, maybe? yeah, I get along with some male friends but they're usually artistic and fruity. trannies are just fun people I guess then by their nature of going aginst the grain and not giving a shit what anyone thinks about em

I support our troops and I support our trannies

>>40044074
>>40044076
>>40044078
Trilateral movements of chasers
>>40044086
Me too, but I love wearing gloves in general

>>40044022
based fuck therapists
>>40044042
absolutely called for, leave trannies alone, kys preferably.

>>40044074
ew

>>40044056
>>40044068
>Pichu "knows" Rick
>Rick shows up
>Pichu shows up
>Posts exactly 1 minute apart

>>40044092
i love white is relic and i like UR FUN but i havent gotten into much of the other stuff... it really is different for girls tho they were right
>>40044096
i think thats beautiful god bless our girls in amazon chokers

>>40044109
Femdom post.

hi gm guys :)

>>40044118
it's genuine disgust but ig that's what they're looking for

I am quite fond of winemom

I need a woman in my life holy shit

>>40044111
I can assure you pichu and I are not the same person. She figured me out and is smart. I'm afraid of her but also respect her.
>>40044113
mmmmm girls in chokers

>>40044126
winemom is disgusting and I'll kill her when I see her irl

>>40043964
hey :(

I'm sick of being sick
>>40044056
You're welcome babygirl

>>40044125
Can you post a vocaroo telling me how disgusting I am? Maybe make a video where you look down at the camera and spit on it?

>>40044142
don't listen to him sweetie pie, all you need is to fly away on my magic carpet ride. Woah Woah Woah

Why are so many trannies fat and assless?

>>40044140
I’d take the bullet honestly, I’ll be the one to get tunneled and hooked.

>>40044126
who is winemom? does she post here?

>>40044111
rick is from ohio
isn't pichu also from ohio?
!!!!!

>>40044157
original sin

>>40044157
Skinny and assless here. Hello ;)

>>40044147
>baby girl
aw shucks, ur crackin' my egg aura-pumpkin

>>40044157
it all went to my breasts
which HURT TODAY i said earlier with absolutely no response

>>40044072
>i went up to a milf with a shaved back and sides in a lesbian bar and asked her if she was p!nk. in my defence p!nk had played a gig in that city that night. she was in fact not p!nk. but i thought she was
ahahahahaha that's not bad at all that's just funny, she should be flattered imo.
dancing badly is only cool when cute girls do it baka i just look like an epileptic goblin
anyway i gotta get back to work, i like speaking with u bronya you're cool and i want to pick ur brain more

>>40044173
Hot i need an anamoding gf

>>40044164
I'm not from Ohio anymore, it sucks over there. Nothing but farms and trump signs. I'm currently moving to either the west or east coast

>>40044180
anytime im in here always! good luck today anon dont do any work you're not getting paid for

if you date a tranny, you are basically signing up to be called dad

>>40044188
I want nothing more in life

>>40044152
no.

>>40044188
Yeah by our kids bitch not by you

>>40044188
I've noticed this with every twink or trans girl I've been romantically involved with. They all call me "daddy" or they want to be called "baby girl". Even the twinks.
Is this the new gay culture?
>also me and my new gf

I've never met an assless tranny

>>40044186
You were from the shitty parts then, Cincinnati don’t play that shit.

>>40044188
trve!

good afternoon thread

I'm like the Bam Margera of chasers, so I am arguably the coolest one here

>>40044211
I lived in Cleveland, The armpit of america. Cincinnati looked neat. we have a giant pinball emporium up here though

>>40044216
Hey

>>40044221
Bam Margera is one of THE most cringiest people on earth

>>40044192
he gets it
>>40044204
i’ll stop it when we have kids… but while we’re childless, i’m your little girl SORRY !
>>40044205
no im more intense, it’s DAD
>>40044213
thank you queen ily

>>40044175
Take estrogen and you'll get to keep your hairline babe
>>40044182
This means anorexic right? I actually eat a lot

>>40044222
That sounds cool honestly, but fuck Cleveland they gave us Atticus Cogar.

>>40044223
how r u gay incel rapist

>>40044226
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HE DID FOR SKATE CULTURE, HE WAS COOL 20 YEARS AGO

>>40044232
How are you skinny if you eat a lot

>>40044222
hehe like cleveland from family guy

>>40044232
I've actually completely shaved my head bald because I'm receding my hair line, can I post an un see and get your honest opinion aura? I trust you since you've been kinda nice to me

>>40044242
Fate? Luck? Fast metabolism? I have no idea
>>40044247
Go ahead babygirl

>>40044242
me when i realized I actually didn't eat a lot at all

>>40044257
Trading an ed for another ed has probably got to be the worst thing ever

>>40044270
having two is even funnier. combo ed. but yea it sucks lol

>>40044257
Now I'm scared that I don't eat enough. How do you know if you're eating enough?

>>40044285
I mean, if youre at a healthy weight theres nothing to worry about. i was very underweight at the time but I still believed I was eating a lot

>>40044240
Iced up, priced up
Wbu?

>>40044253
thanks babygorl, this is me with my newly shaved head. How bad is it?
unsee cc/album#mV4kFXhpC0oT
>>40044237
it is cool, I play pinball a lot up here now
>>40044227
I got over my dad disliking me once I realized he just really didn't give a shit about what I did, it's a freeing experience. Become your own dad bro

>>40044279
Ed combo mentioned? Call for the Momochi

https://www.reddit.com/r/StreetFighter/comments/1dyckuy/momochi_showed_off_eds_new_lvl_2_combo_at_topanga/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

>>40044318
based. listening to music in bed and my legs are tired because today was leg day. i think i might make myself some tea
>>40044332
lmfao

>>40044319
i do NOT wanna be my dad

Whether you are chubby or skinny, I still love you.
You can go ahead and buy my steam wishlist now

>>40044153
i look like this btw

>>40044319
someone tell me what it looks like, my bald ass head, good or no?
unsee cc/album#mV4kFXhpC0oT

>>40044344
I didn't want to be my own dad at first but it's free'ing. but now, I don't feel like I have anyone to make proud and it kind of takes the motivation out of doing stuff

omg happy friday the 13th be safe everyone

>>40044359
Prove it

>>40042499 (OP)
>qott: are you good at cooking? do you enjoy it? would you prefer a partner that can cook? do you have a signature dish? do you know how to cook the traditional food from your region?
eggs

how many shots does it take you guys to get DRUNK
it takes me 4 shots of vodka <3

>>40044394
I have the funny power of getting drunk instantly

>>40044394
I don't remember
>>40044400
Funny liver failure

>>40044400
hi twinnnnn i think that makes sense though cause i think we have like the same bmi

Should i drink tonight and make pasta and then jerk off crazy style

>>40044375
you have to promise to marry me first

Where’s my pasta dinner?

>>40044407
so true
>>40044408
yea i guess its for the weight lol I have zero tolerance

>>40044394
unironically the only day i drank in the past months i started getting drunk with a single can of beer after starting the hormones but i dont know if its honscice and it was just a bad day from me or it really changes that

>>40044394
i am cursed to be immune to alcohol i fear. comes with being fat i guess... its miserable i always wanna get drunk first on dates but its impossible
>>40044412
YES

>>40044415
And where are you from?

>>40044419
back in my party days i really liked to drink a cheap wine that costed like 0.50 dollars a 700ml bottle lmao it was so bad but so good to get drunk with no money

>>40044304
How do I know if I'm at a healthy weight?
>>40044319
It seems my unsee doesn't want to work today ricky. I'm sure your hair looks fine, if you're worried I think there are medications you can take

>>40044419
omg say what ..
>>40044421
omg can we trade baby

>>40044439
i wish...

>>40044431
is your bmi around 18? if so youre fine

>>40044430
that radioactive thing saved us poor high school students so much back in my day!!!

>>40044424
the one star state

>>40044466
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>40044446
Only a tiny bit under 18

>>40044480
then youre fine, its a problem if its lower than 16 imo

What's your 1R squat max?

Want me to DD, I can’t even park

>>40044480
omg hi twin, im like you but slightly fatter, im 18.3

>>40044341
Meant to reply to but everyone is free to chime in

>>40044471
you BITCH

>>40044500
17.5 here

>>40044490
550 lbs at the moment

>>40044502
Lmao it's you again (post voice already)

>>40044490
>>40044501
I do mostly body weight stuff rn. weights could still be problematic for now. i really wanna start lifting more tho. exercise made me way stronger already

you guys aren't gonna make me say my bmi

>>40044508
bmi mogged ?

>>40044490
50 tonnes!

That Ed combo is actually pretty fucking technical and hard to do, the only cool combos I could do like that is Bridget mix ups

combos are complicated

>>40044538
I promise your weight is probably healthier than mine honey

>>40044524
nah i’m at work

im worried about being immune to manipulation i think it's gonna prevent me ever finding a boyfriend. how do I become more subsceptible?

Im so hungry i could eat a tranny

Yeah, that’s why I play on modern in sf6 so I can atleast give myself a leg up. But in games like GG the only timing windows are a little more lean with it

>>40044574
I'll marry you if I like your voice

>>40044566
no we’re both probably fine sis dw i’m just joking :)

>>40044576
babe...

anyway whatever I'm about to eat sooooo much pizza and then roll around on the floor for a couple hours and then probably fall asleep. bronya forever

Also if you play Happy Chaos I should be legally allowed to put your balls in a vice and spit in your mouth.

>>40044592
can I have some?
>>40044581
timing is so crazy in some games fr

>>40044583
gonna need to see a contract first
>>40044602
omg real

>>40042499 (OP)
I've been told my porcini risotto and parmigiana are pretty good! I can cook dishes from my country but honestly rarely do so. Finally got my mom and grandma to write down their recipes for me though, so that might change! I'd like someone who can at least make pretty basic dishes but it's not a firm requirement at all.

>>40044580
eat my nose please i hate it and i want a new one

>>40044576
My secret is to be too afraid to enter a relationship for your entire life. Then once you feel emotionally stable and confident enough for a relationship you realize you're trans and repress it for 3ish years. After that you start your transition and now feel too ugly to be in a relationship. This all culminates in someone that is extremely desperate for a relationship and will openly accept manipulation even when she realizes the manipulation
>>40044588
Thanks babe <3

>>40044605
yes always.... it is hawaiian tho

I am 25 bmi and I like to sit on chasers

>>40044630
LMAO

>>40044628
im already extremely desperate. but im also just stupid. i think im too lobotomised for it to work I would just be like ok :)

my bf is like bmi 30 :lip_biting_emoji:

im bmi 21 the most boring one you're not thin you're not chubby you're nothing but plain

>>40044644
Ah well. I guess I tried

i don't think I have a bmi and I don't want one either

>>40044652
please don't talk mean about me

>>40044605
On fucking everything street fighter is the worst, you literally have to abuse the game to hit some combos
>>40044611
I’m always real B)
>>40044630
Bad boy, no, you get that Shattered Mariah out of your cart right now! Bad!

>>40044611
I'll be waiting for the vocaroo

>>40044632
... i can make an exception for you

I wonder whats mydeis bmi

>>40044662
You do have a Big Mental Illness babe

>>40044662
ur so real for this
>>40044671
so trueeeee its not faaair

>>40044672
wait you have to like it. then there is no point

>>40044672
hot people always have mixed standard-cursive handwriting

>>40044686
You don't know my tastes girl

>>40044689
I guess I'm hot then

I love cursive writing nicely is based

>>40044695
type shit hell yeah brother

>>40044689
back off you have a bf already >:(
>>40044692
then tell me so i don't waste your time

>>40044676
no I'm normal!!! I don't have mental illnesses

>>40044712
girl me too LMAO

>>40044712
You're doing it rn, best way to avoid any misunderstandings is by posting your voice

>>40044720
Oh... Dropped then i guess...

learning that people actually r biphobic… sitting my straight ass down and listening

>>40044730
it's over...

Librarian tranny with the best cursive you've ever seen x chaser that can only poorly write his name in cursive (me)

a tranny without mental illness is like an angel without wings

>>40044740
there's also bottomphobic people

>>40044745
I've only written in cursive since I was 8. Learned it in school and I could never u learn it. My non cursive writing looks like children's handwriting.

>>40044319
>>40044362
you look good rick :)
I missed you

>>40044748
Wondering what my mental illness is rn

>>40044770
so true i write very very well in cursive but im absolutely incapable of writing any other way

>>40044725
what
>>40044728
sorry breaks over

>>40044780
collect them all! you might get a rare one!

i can't read or write. but I love you so much

>>40044770
same we're forced to use only cursive in the schools here after a certain age

>>40044793
I SIGNED A CONTRACT

i have ugly handwriting chat because of my disability