Thread 40044225

Who's your favorite Pokemon?

last >>40031222

i deserve a black kween

can I be a pretty girl?

>>40045083
few managed it

im not mtf but I thought id swing by and say hi

hi

>>40045156
hi!
what are you then anon do you have a letter
what do you think of mtfs

>>40045156
hello

g

idk i never met one irl because I live in a shithole in the middle of nowhere

Mew desu

i like pikachu. my first internet friend called himself pika.

>>40044225 (OP)
WHY ARE MY KNEES SO LUMPY AND UGLY??? WHY CANT I AT LEAST HAVE NICE LEGS ITS NOT FAIR!!

nincada!! i love that stupid lil green bug

>>40044225 (OP)
Ceruledge

anyways

Waaaahahh I clicked on the wrong banner while testing my cpu and I wasted my pity on a character I didn't even want waaaahhhhhhahhh

>>40045356
i like hisuian zoroark. but i really like the idea of crobat. the friendship evo tells a story in gens 1-3

Why me lord.. why

>>40045704
What are the implications of this

>>40045704
racemixing DEI propaganda

black kweens....

I get a new cpu and fan because the previous one was too loud and now my gpu is louder since it isn't bottlenecked anymore
2 steps forward 1 step back

I couldn't take my meds for like 2 weeks, I restarted at the very beginning of this month. How long do I have to wait before I can go back to the doc to get my levels checked so they're accurate?

did you pray for Israel today?

why is it so hard to tell your former abuser that you just really hope they fuck off and that you dont care about them at all

>>40046632
because you're a sissy

>>40044225 (OP)
the only correct answer is excadrill

>>40046560
oh yeah i prayed alright

>QoTT
Squirtle

New Tshirt finally came in the mail today
Tomorrow's exam time, I'm McFucking loosing it ahhhh

>>40046834
are you incompetent? paramedics shouldn't be incompetent.

My favorite Pokemon is Togekiss

>>40047017
Idk, I'm training our newbies so I hope not

Is this mtfg?

I think i have tapeworms but if im wrong everyone will think im crazy

>>40047141
Yes
>>40047151
I believe you anon

>>40047141
This is the holy land of god’s chosen people

>>40047151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJIyo8RwKZE

>>40046632
block them everywhere and do not talk to them under any circumstance

>>40047172
Lol

>>40047168
God chose me to be a sad brickhon

wait are there some trannies who have knee dysphoria

>>40047218
you can still have a nice ass

>>40047233
our knees are usually too big to be that of a cis woman

t. kneehon

>>40047324
My ass is fat but flat at the same time. There's really nothing sexually appealing about me

>>40047233
Of course

>>40047447
Work out your lower body

>>40044225 (OP)
probably Haunter I like the whole evolution line a lot desu

>>40044225 (OP)
I never really liked Sylveon much—to be totally honest, it was just too gay for me (despite literally being a homo). Then I happened to catch one on the very first try (full health) while playing one day, like it genuinely wanted to join my crew. And it turned out to be incredibly strong, hitting like a fucking truck. So now Sylveon is my bro, and I would lift with him any day of the week.

How hard is it to like smth cool like reshiram

i like mimikyu
they are just like me
>>40047804
waow what a picture :0
better delete that shit homedog

>qott
maybe lopunny maybe slowpoke maybe psyduck

>>40047804
i rly like normal not jacked bearmode sylveon. i think the colours and ribbons are cute and fairy type is great. it has a good shiny too

I like marowak
>>40047804
What is this
>>40047903
Yeah i think hes really cute too
>>40047922
>psyduck
Good pick :)

big blakkk cockkks…. Yummmyyyyyyyy

>>40047389
>>40047457
wild

>>40048325
Real

no matter where i go people are arguing about sabrina carpenter
>>40048152
cubone is cute
i remember reading fan theories about how they were actually the little ones in the pouches of khangaskhans who wore their mothers skulls for protection when i was kid
and getting really sad
i hope i dont live to see my parents die

>>40048493
Nidoking mogs

>>40044225 (OP)
my favourite pokemon is Charizard

>>40048519
ya
in a being fucken boring contest maybe
lmao got em

>>40048531
Don't lie to yourself minutely sized brother

>>40044225 (OP)
>Who's your favorite Pokemon?
perry the platypus

>>40047903
>mimikyu
the best

Been jerking my gock like 6hrs today

Where Pedro's fat ass at?

>>40048588
can i see?

Trannies are great because I can slap you around as much as I want or even rape you and I know I'll probably never face consequences

>>40048588
Good girls goon their sissy clitties

>>40048884
Lagunacore

I want to goon my sissy clitty for hours

I don't like "post nut clarity" it reminds me I will always be a man

I like wearing pretty panties and feeling pretty

am I a faketrans if I just take hormones and wear panties

I don't even actually want to have sex with anyone I just want to be an ogrehon living by myself far from anyone else

>>40049324
no you are probably trans but this does sound miserable and sad
why not transition properly

>>40049342
I am a blasphemy to the female form

no woman should tolerate being around me because I am so rotten and ugly

no man should want to be around me because I'm wearing a dress and crappy makeup

>>40049415
oh so its self esteem issues

>>40049425
I'm like 300 lbs and 5 foot 4

I should be a svelte beautiful girl but I didn't start hormones until 24 and then it was honpills and I had to transition working a shitty retail job and doing college

>>40049433
stop eating

>>40049786
I hardly eat anything, I mostly drink

I've had "lost weekends" once was 2 weeks on vacation from my job

>>40048666
shut up dad

>>40049966
yeah liquid calories make you fat just drink water

sex with daddies!

Pokemon designs are all pretty lackluster and lame
smt has always had better designs, as well as digimon

fard

>>40050011
Friend of yours?

>>40050035
uhh i dont think so
im too dumb to understand mb

I need to kill the bugs

really regretting uninstalling grindr even though it was the right thing to do
should I reinstall it and just have rough with the first guy I can tonight and get cummed in so I can feel a teeny bit better
it won't feel great long term but I'm feeling really bad :(

>>40050117
You should transition to a public toilet

>>40044225 (OP)
>qott
onyx prolly idk.

>>40050137
been there done that wasn't that great tbqhwy

>>40050137
worried toilets aren't real

>>40050117
do you actually feel good with cum in you or what

>>40050373
>holding onto the product of his orgasm that happened inside me for a moment and receiving head nuzzles n thank you kisses with heavy breath
ugh etc...

>>40050398
gay sex with deviant strangers will certainly save the white race

im jus a bish who luv cum

>>40050373
>>40050373
yeah it's nice and warm and the feeling of his dick getting a bit thicker and his balls tightening then spraying his cum into me is just really great
plus him growling or groaning while cumming and feeling his hot breath on my neck or even him biting me is very enjoyable, and then having a little bit of his cum trickle down your thigh as you started cleaning up is super hot and makes me feel so connected to him plus it's cute to think that if I died shortly after, the coroner would find his cum inside me

>>40050466
fr no cap

would very much like a bf who covers me in bruises and cuts and burns <3

>>40050688
You do those things to yourself already because DADA DIDN'T RAPE ME AAAAAAA

>>40050699
take your meds slayer

what are some like hallmark core fembrained books i should read?

>>40050905
Harry Potter

>>40050905
Venus in Furs

>>40050905
Anna Karenina but it was written by a man

Y I get chest pain at 3 am I was sleeping soundly

>>40050943
ooh i wanna read it
>>40050934
i'll look it up
>>40050930
i'm too old for that

i made a potion out of garlic, ginger and coffee grinds to defeat the worms.

>>40051021
you fear for our dearly people of israel

>>40044225 (OP)
>Who's your favorite Pokemon?
mimikyu or dratini i think

>>40051278
Idk what a people is

>>40051327
people like goku and sasha grey

>>40051395
Can people beat goku tho

Hey how are ya

>>40051469
I'm study

>>40051478
Oh shit I didn't expect to come back and find one of the tranners I remember. Hope the studying is going well senpai, good luck have fun etc etc.

>>40051469
>Rooty

WTF

>>40051496
Kept you waiting huh?

>>40051493
U remember me? I think I know of like your existence but I'm not sure if we interacted. Maybe it's irony and you're calling me a no namer. Which would make me look stupid. Which also relates to my studies because due to being stupid I am somewhat struggling right now.

>>40051502
wayyy too much

are you still playing KH and smoking cigarettes

>>40051510
You're god damn right I am. Tonight I'm binging star wars and drinking beers, whats poppin anon?
>>40051505
Nah same, I remember hearing aboot you when I was smashing Navy, we never interacted I just know of your existence sorry lmao.

>>40051536
>beers
I didn’t want to ask about booze ehe but enjoy then. Me i can’t sleep

>>40051536
Interesting. I am sure you heard very positive things about me

>tfw playing burn out paradise when you're high outta your mind
DUI simulator

>>40051570
I hardly drink honestly, but I do still drink in moderation. Just not wacky white girl wasted like back then in my mtfg popularity days haha, sorry you can't sleep anon. Get some tea and melatonin in ya, mtfg is awful for insomnia.
>>40051575
Nah senpai don't worry about that shit, I've been around that block since 2017. I don't judge don't worry
>>40051592
Hey uh excuse me, yeah. Why aren't you playing the best game of all time, Kingdom Hearts 2?

>>40051614
The best game of all time is clearly limbus company.

>>40051614
I'm too high to play anything besides this or a Bethesda game rn I am so sorry

>>40051626
Erm um excuse me, but Lobotomy Corp is superior fucko yeah thanks. Lumbus is good but for a tranno with taste such as I, we have standards sorry bucko.

>>40051644
Lobcorp is more original but less story and gambling based win conditions. Limbus is better. If you're gonna argue xyz thing is better than limbus you should've went for LoR

>>40051614
God speed you sissy faggot

>>40051629
Okay fine I'll forgive you if you've played Knights of the Old Republic fucknuts. You're treading on thin fucking ice though fr.
>>40051636
SCREEEYAEYAEEEEE
>>40051658
Fair enough idk I like all of them, I'm just a LC purist since I literally just managed to finish it for the first time.
>>40051664
Fuk u beautiful anon

>>40051670
How many hrs do you have in limbus. I'm at 1.2k.

>>40051670
I mean the last time I played kotor I was a wee beb but I have played it

Do any of you have tips for covering up bruises? I've got a big one near my left eye and my boyfriend is meeting my parents in a few days but I don't want them to think he's evil :(

Asking here becuz no one replied to my thread

>>40051674
Nvm not that fucking many lmfao. Most hours I have in anything is this shit, I'm cringe.
>>40051684
Yeah I think it's time for your yearly playthrough bub.
>>40051689
Foundation dude. But dump that stupid faggot, or if he's in Canada I'll come kick his ass for you dummy.

>>40051698
Dbd is like.. lame..

>>40051698
*wipes my ass with kotor*
That's what I think about a yearly playthrough, punk

>>40051707
You'll never prove it bitch
>>40051742
Play through these nuts you little faggot
I'm sorry baby I didn't mean that

>>40051746
It is known. Is if you in picrel? It looks like a little kid

>>40051746
Is that what you look like in 2025? I remember you posting in 2018 or whatever

>>40051760
Yup, I'm 31 I'm just small as shit
>>40051763
Fuck senpai idk what my most recent pic is maybe this, I been posting since 2017 but I probs look much better these days idk.

>>40051793
Aww super cute
Great genetics

>>40051793
You seem to have some form of a developmental issue. I had a friend with one and they looked similar

>>40051828
Totes, I got that sick FAS fr fr.
>>40051824
Pfft whateverrrrr thankssssss :)

>>40048493
My dad dying was by far the worst thing that happened in my life everything like ex's cheating on me or friends dying seemed rather trivial after my dad died I miss him a lot and honestly anon I hope you make it to your 50's or 60's before your parents die so it's not as bad as my dad dying in my 20's it's something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy

>>40051698
It's alright, things happen sometimes

I wish to eat a burger or two.

>>40051880
Literally me, my dad kmsing was the worst part of my life. I'm sorry that shit happened to you anon, I'm sure he'd miss you too. It's rough as shit to lose your parents.

u guys ever notice how men men men men men cock men penis cock men men men cock cock cock cock sometimes?

>>40051984
Is that Jason Bjarnason lol?

How to skip 2 hrs

What do you consider to be cheating while you're in a poly relationship?

>>40052007
Eating a 500 dollar cheesecake and not sharing

>>40051995
idk idc
abs

>>40052012
yo lol

>>40052022
This is no time for lollygagging

Binged the Sopranos, and yeah it was basically top three shows I've ever seen and now I have a weird gross crush on Steve Buscemi.

>>40051984
daily

they broke the lighting in aneurism 4 but i wanted to play anyways but i got a headache so i quit

>>40052058
Watching shows is so old-core 2bh

>>40052101
Deserved

>>40052106
Nah brah, hot chicks with social anxiety need shit to communicate with hot normies. Otherwise I'll never make it outside of mtfg like back in the day...

also emo u should watch lockdown 23 and 1
he's cute and it's enjoyable to watch desu

>>40052131
How dishonest to hide your true nature from others merely to fit in. One must keep true to themselves no matter the situation and never adapt their very personality to the changing ocean of society because of its impermanent waves.

>>40052131
normies are painfully boring

>>40052146
LMAO dude nobody talks like this

>>40052154
Based and real you earned 2 lagunacoins
>>40052156
Ok paige

>>40052013
I just thought it was funny I could recognise his abs

think cud get peed on?? daddo bladder? theory cud?

>>40052146
I can do that literally anywhere else, just not on mtfg where I have to hide a million fucking secrets for people because it's fucking highschool and all these fucks cheat on each other every two seconds
>>40052154
Oh sure, but a pp is a pp and a hole is a hole

>>40052164
>Based and real you earned 2 lagunacoins
can i spend them on drugs?
>>40052181
>Oh sure, but a pp is a pp and a hole is a hole
they converted you into one of them.

>>40052181
Well I do it and I just don't care about what people say of it, I've like 2 or 3 people dedicated to spamming shit pics of me, larping as me, refering to me with deadnames, bringing up trauma and insulting me n it doesn't really do much
>>40052191
I have some xanny I can give you 1 for 1 lagunacoin. Supplies are low though. It's just my emergency reserves

>>40052058
bushhemmi has always been fuckonsight imo
>>40052097
yeh. i go 2 goop pod n gleepshleep
>>40052134
sick tats brah
>>40052166
yeh ngl that was impresso
>>40052180
worried. also think cud tho.

>>40052199
flush it down the toilet

>>40052203
doodle reminds me of guyver

>>40052221
If I get a panic attack I'm gonna need them or else I'll have to go to the ER.

>>40052226
>going to the ER for a panic attack
literally wasting resources desu, the ER is for emergencies. panic attacks aren't life threatening or urgent like a broken bone or something. there's no risk to your health, if you go you're just clogging up the system for people who actually need that emergency medical attention

>>40052231
my fee fees matter more than a normies broken bone

No te voy a mentir me teneis hasta los cojones con llamar a los dibujos "garabato" todo el puto rato, coño un garabato es cuando un subnormal pone 2 lineas en un papel para dibujar un circulo o algo, no es cuando una persona que sabe lo que hace o almenos esta intentando hacer las cosas bien dibuja. Este lenguaje depricativo me pone de los nervios.

>>40052231
A llorar a la lloreria

>>40052203
Okay dibs though don't get ahead of yourself
>>40052199
fuckem

nigga so mad he speaking pig latin lol

@GreenBell is it normal to know the Kanji of a word but rarely how it's said? I think I'd need to engage w voiced media of some form to actually learn the how it's said bit.

Having a disconnect between how things are written and said is such a bother. Never experienced this in other languages. Well not like this at least. Pronouncing things wrong vs not being able to say them at all is a massive gap

>>40052272
it depends how you're learning i think and what you mean by how it's said. like sometimes with counters i dont know how to read them but i still understand what they're counting cause theres just so many of them. sometimes I might not exactly know the pitch accents of a word either but the general thing. if i cant read a word aloud in my head i search it on jisho though desu. but i have like a shitty reading level honestly i have to drop books all the time cause my japanese isnt good enough yet.

>>40052300
It's like if I read it I know what it is due to the kanji but I don't know how it's said. Like I need furigana for everything still basically. And trying to form sentences is absurdly hard because ofc I know the words but again not how they're said so it's like I try to say something and it's just blanks in my head and I see the kanji but no I just don't know how to say it. Tried to put furigana in my flashcards now in case it helps.

大きなハンバーガーを食べる
This is like the average from memory sentence I can say. I also managed to forget how to conjugate verbs which is an achievement in itself. Gonna need to go back on it and I'm thinking of making myself make sentences of most words I learn so I get reinforcement for it

somebody should just make a laguna general

Also somehow forgot katakana. Also need to relearn that. You really just forget everything if you don't do reviews

>>40052362
Lagunasimpgen when

I apologized genuinely but you are a legitimately disgusting monstrosity of a person. You're callous, judgmental, you victimize yourself and you spend your entire life wallowing in self pity being an arrogant uptight worthless cunt and the only reason anyone puts up with you is because they're masochists and you're vaguely conventionally attractive. I was trying, I fucked up with a shitty comment, tried to put out an olive branch but you are just the most unlikable human being. You will keep burning your bridges. I take responsibility for fucking up verbally there but you are unironically grotesque. I can't think of the last time I've found a bitch this unpleasant and unbearable besides you. Please die.

>>40052392
>Anon to literally any anon because this relates to actually everybody with how vague it is

grimer!!

Yall got the lamest taste in pokemon its insane. At least say a niche one if you're gonna go for cutesy crap.

Laguna please shut up

>>40052443
Grimer and xatu.. bro wanna be cool so bad..

>>40052443
Contribute, don't bitch.

Like srsly no reshiram no zekrom no legendaries in general actually like not even a lugia? Or a xerneas? Zorua over zoroark?? No lucario no goodra not even a mere charizard or a delphox.

>>40052451
those aren't my favs though

>>40052484
What is it then. It better be ceruledge/armarouge tier.

Weird that there's only like 1 pokemon that wields a sword and it doesn't even use it properly. And then another that literally is a sword. There's so many martial art related mons but no swordsmen mons.

Ceruledge doesn't rlly count either I mean like actual like big long swords not sharp stuff. Like a saber. Or a longsword.

Like an anthro fox samurai would sell like hotcakes. Y is Nintendo spamming martial arts furries and not that?

ew

>>40051793
>31
time flies so fucking fast...

Faggot above

>>40052721
https://youtu.be/PK2HjEtHryE

i'm ready

>>40052721
Started posting at like 23 or something, crazy how time flies

>>40044225 (OP)
Tepig because orange is cool and so are pigs

>>40052834
Mild based

>>40052795
idk about that animation quality tbhhh

>>40052803
yeahg
its scarry

>>40052785
affirmative

started playing witcher 2
im so ass at this game its insane
playing on the hardest non permadeath difficulty though so i think it is legitimately hard

>>40052867
Kys

>>40052888
Why even do that w the difficulty no one plays Witcher games for peak combat

>>40052895
There are speciial items at this diffoculty is says and i want to play it on harf

>>40052918
You're just wasting ur time w a game that doesn't know how to be fun while being difficult

>>40052889
ah c'mon marina there's no need to b like that with me u know it doesn't work anymore i know you too well
I'll dip out tho take care n such

>>40052942
Hf with mono

>>40052939
Thats for letting me know
Anyways im gonna play my game

>>40052948
Have fun losing while wasting your invaluable time loser

>>40052951
You play gacha

>>40053004
Y u mad

>>40053010
Do i seem mad?

>>40053036
You are. Your mom told me.

which miike film should I download

>>40053042
You know my mom?

>>40053167
I was about to say the rudest thing ever
But no it's a joke :)

Why does the mage lady in witcher have the exact same voice as jaina

I dressed up as a cow for my partner tonight, I stayed in character the whole time

>>40053289
Did you walk around on all fours?

>>40053310
moo

>>40044225 (OP)
>Who's your favorite Pokemon?
typhlosion

Honestly I thought detransition baby was like rapehon book that describes a man's conception of a woman and portrays the actual women as objects to try and salvage the man detransitioner's life but randomly listened to non tranny hater describe themes of the book and it actually seems pretty relatable and like an actual trans persons perspective and I probably need to stop self harming by seeking out people that hate trannies. Probably should read it but it might kinda hit too close to home considering I literally detransitioned

I get why trannies hate chasers now. Not because they're gay, but they're SUPER gay. If they could marry a giant talking penis, they would.

>>40053339
I feel like the dofference between good and bad literature is the empathy of the author for people they arent

And to be clear the relatable part was like using masculinity as armor and nobody can hurt me of I dont even care about living and also feeling like when transitioning you no longer have a proxy between you and the world and the hardship is just more raw and painful whereas as a man its just a dull depressing worthless existence

>>40053373
That's sad. I hope you find some peace with yourself and happiness.

>>40053371
yeh maybe
>>40053381
thanks anon

>>40053373
>I dont even care about living and also feeling like when transitioning you no longer have a proxy between you and the world and the hardship is just more raw and painful whereas as a man its just a dull depressing worthless existence
Yeah. The less callused you are the more sensitive you are.

>>40053339
>I literally detransitioned
too much social pressure rn?

A pretty face may last a year or two
But pretty soon they'll see what you can do
The sound you make is muzak to my ears
You must have learned something in all those years

You live with straights who tell you, you was king
Jump when your momma tell you anything
The only thing you done was yesterday
And since you're gone you're just another day

i'm using transitioning as an excuse to keep my life on pause

>>40053412
there's dozens of reasons, some if which I probably dont even realize. I'd be lying if I said the social pressure didnt contribute but not current events, in 2023

taco taco taco feed me me tacos

>>40053978
TRVKE

can't sleep

I logged out of my game and i went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and when i saw ny reflection i thought i was a girl for a second.
That was cool.

red or black hair dye? can't decide

pedro shut up man

>>40044225 (OP)
Hi, baby tranny boymoder here. Did y'all pick a middle name too? I recently discovered a name that I considered swapping my chosen name to, but maybe I'll use it as a middle name instead

>>40054165
pretty sure the 200lbs manchild went into hibernation until its parents spend half their income to refill its kitchen

>>40054189
To be honest i forgot about my middle name until i had to fill out the form so i just kept it the same

>>40054220
Yeah middle name is kinda irrelevant which is why I'm so-so on the idea of using it that way. :( I really like the name but I also like my original chosen name. And I also have the original chosen name as part of some online usernames but that's it really.

I'm starting to become comfortable with the idea of keeping it to a middle name and having it for myself/close friends so maybe I'll end up doing that. I really do like both names.

>>40054066
get fucked

>>40054200
god bless

>>40054240
Thats chill. Name is sorta overrated anyways. If your body and voice passes you'll get gebdered right through a male name and men's clothes desu. A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. But a pretty name will suit you better regardless.

>>40054111
Both
>>40054241
sneeding much?

>>40054281
>you'll get gebdered right through a male name and men's clothes desu
Yes, that's part of why I haven't changed it yet. First off coming out is scary and I'd rather put it off until I can split and start a new life somewhere. Second I get gendered correctly anyway and have often been treated basically like a woman with an unfortunate name. So there isn't really a ton of urgency.

>>40054328
As a baby tranny? Youre gonna be fine. Good luck making a clean break with life

To gain or not to gain.. that is the question

>>40054298
nuh i'm fine (and healthy :))

>>40054364
Cardio month!

pedro following sheen's footsteps of just sitting on hit fat ass playing vidja all day doing nothing else. sad sad sad

>>40054374
I'm doing cardio and working on lower body regardless. But what matters is if to maintain or to increase.

>>40054384
Do you have a schedule?

Probably depends on your current bmi

I wish i could shoot novacaine into my jaw and stop clenching it like a retard when im trying to sleep

>>40054391
I need to make one rlly badly. Think I'm going to either draw it or print it and put it somewhere in my walls. Was thinking of using some sort of calendar with it and doing like anki does w putting blue checks of different colors depending on how much I did that day. Rlly want it to be physical in some form since that makes it harder to quit being productive. And my bmi is often rlly useless. I'm built like a barrel so whichever weight I have doesn't rlly look like it. I reached 80kg recently (now at 73) and I didn't even realize I got there from like 60kg or less because it's not v visible in my body. Fat redistribution being fem and having a lot of space for fat to go to does that. Honestly still want more fat cuz my ribcage is a barrel too and I wanna hide it.

>>40054416
Whatever helps. Good luck with your fitness goals

>>40054447
Thanks. I would post an image but I can't. Do you have any ideas of how to gain breastilage? I think prog isn't doing much. Mby I'm just not consistent with it enough for it to work

>>40054464
>Do you have any ideas of how to gain breastilage? I think prog isn't doing much.
Not really any advice. My boobs are bigger than average fr a trans woman but small for a cis woman. I can get cleavage with the right bra at least :_] I had the same expwrience with prog though. It just gave me acne. I think its all genes honestly.

>>40054488
Welp. I'll just keep trying w prog and weight cycling. I'm getting a ba anyways so it shouldn't be that bad even if I don't gain must chesticles

What other places give out hrt besides planned parenthood in America?

>>40054495
I meant much.

>>40054495
Good luck on the breast quest.
>>40054499
A lot of doctors write prescriptions i think

need me a black kween so so bad...

>>40054551
I don't think they like dating 4chan schizos

>>40054573
who cares what a lonely incel thinks

>>40054583
We both know you care a lot val

"4chan schizos" btw

>>40054590
Welcome to hell

Maybe simp for dale sparrow instead of cartoon drawings. Like just saying.

REINE EBENE

>>40044225 (OP)
THE MF POD FUCK YEAAHHH

I hate mihoyo for being mihoyo but zzz as much as it's hypermarketable gray looking slop it's too fun and good looking. And it has hot men. And furries. And furry hot men.

>>40054640
if you squeeze his hair you would get enough grease to feed an entire indian village

>>40054662
Leaning to high based

is that enough to impress a girl(female)?

>>40054683
Shit hypermarketable p2w slop, the actual tcg is better in every way for those not braindamaged

Pedro must of had a bad streak of lootbox unboxing today and capped out his allowance daddy gives him so he's taking it out on Larry. SAD

>>40054694
I'm really not surprised people don't want to use this thread

>>40054704
it is literally caused and driven entirely by you
not even n*vy and k*t's war of mutual destruction that stretched over 2 years caused as much harm as you did to this place within mere months

you are not a symptom, YOU are the disease

>gives relationship advices as a touchless incel
>talk about "slops" while spending his entire youth playing gachas
>thinks he isnt the biggest reason why people dont post here anymore
>say he needs to gain more weight while being borderline obese

guys he's just trolling, even pedro isnt that delusional

>>40054740
Meds 4 val

Soon the j*nny will take the trash out anyway ^^

P sad life to dedicate urself to just sperging abt me

P sad life to run back to, to simp only to be rejected by the same person who doxed you and harassed you for months, that must be a very lonely feel

>>40054823
Lol

any neurotypical in the chat

gm death to america

>>40054927
sounds like someone is mad and losing

>>40054945
wtf are you talking about... i just woke up...................

some thoughts
i think the way people imagine passing makes less sense the more you experience it. what im thinking of at the moment is how the goalposts always move. i remember earlier in my transition seeing girls who sometimes passed, or hearing stories of them sometimes passing, and feeling some sort of giwtwm feeling. it felt aspirational. but when you get there you don't feel positive about it, or at least not exclusively. you just start looking at girls who pass more often than you. the goalposts shift. im at a point where i pass so often that it may as well be 100% of the time. but also i do not pass to myself. i look in the mirror and i am the same person i ever was. and now the goalposts are like, the prettiest trans women like
the feeling is the same, i feel like they pass better than i do and i desire to pass like that
but what does that even mean when i already pass? its just desiring being pretty but framed through the trans lens of 'i feel manish'. it makes no sense
and we never compare ourselves to our past. really i should think about how far i've come and how much progress i made. but instead i always measure myself against an imagined other who is prettier, more feminine, more passing. if not in reality than in my conception of myself, and of them

>>40054923
im like if a neurotypical and a neurodivergent had a baby

>>40054949
that’s quite early to be mad and losing

Im like if a man and a woman had a baby

>>40054987
this is legitimately rly funny but probably wasn't intentionally so

>>40054987
i'm not like that at all

>>40054994
It's actually way better to be accidentally funny than intentionally funny. Natural humor is way more genuine.
>>40054999
What are you then. Is it if a woman and a woman had a baby or is it a man and a man or is it going to be smth weird

>>40055009
i think i generally agree but not if you're telling a clever joke in which case its better to be deliberate. the funny thing here was the double meaning. i think you probably did a no thought shitpost about having a mom and a dad. but the other interpretation is that it is to be read in the same was as anons post here >>40054953, in which case its like saying you look both male and female which is a funny thing for a tranny to say.

Pedro is my favorite lolcow. You just love to hate him.

>>40055025
It's literally the most generic obvious joke ever. I've heard it a hundred times by this point. It's rlly not that deep

Mawile

>>40055032
idk i just thought that it was funny to have both those readings of it at once. you are really annoying to talk to

>>40055037
Eh
>>40055043
And you're really stupid

>>40055050
why do you think i am stupid

>>40055111
Because I love you too much and I hate to see you wasting so much of your time online..

marina laguna we cud have nice time hanging out in spain but u playin bb...
also she loves me very much :^)

>>40054823
this didn't actually happen

>>40054950
ive gone through the same and even tho it is exceptionally rare to see girls "passing better" than me nowadays the rare occasion when it does happen it feels like I'm back at step one and it was all for nought

a certain someone once told me their own perception and view of being, or rather, NOT being trans, and the "why" of transitioning. while I initially disagreed with that view I do understand it now; it being at it's core a deeply rooted self-image and perception issue. that isn't to say it's what lies at the...original cause, so to speak, of being trans and transitioning but it's an integral part of it. similarly to how social isolation leads to sharp increases in body dysmorphia and dysfunctional self perception.
you eventually make your entire life revolve around the context and goal of passing without actually being able to grasp what that means or what it looks like because we are simply incapable of perceiving ourselves "normally" like cis people perceive us(bad optics of certain individuals on social media only make this worse)

what starts as a genuine desire to be biologically female and -by having a female identity- is ultimately corrupted by our broken self-image, leading to us chasing ever more unattainable goals, leading to a slew of copied mannerisms, looks and mimicry of something that at first felt natural to us but becomes deeply unnatural and thus unstable and unsustainable, a dragon you chase forever.

in the end remember this; there is no price to perfection, only an end to pursuit. only by abandoning the now deeply warped and corrupted way of what we consider passing -i believe so at least- we can overcome chasing this idolized point of perfect passing and accept the hand we were dealt. those who fail to do so live in misery and remain frozen, any progress that made you happy last week destroyed by a single image or encounter with someone you consider "better" at passing.

>>40054945
i think its from memretv memes

mi nombre pedro and me love me tacos

>>40055292
good imitation

This thread is so good 2bh

There's two kinds of mtf
The kinds who don't care what people think of them, who jerk off to themselves in the mirror, and watch Yuri slop, Idol slop, Isekai slop, the latest big boob comedy gimmick anime, vtubers, etc
And the kind who is going to kill themselves and never leaves the house, and watches depressing psychological 90s / 00s anime about trauma, psychological or philosophical themes, anime where everyone dies, anime with lots of gore or mass murders, plays the gamecube spin off of said animes on a CRT monitor
Which kind are you?

>>40055910
category three

>>40055910
the latter

>>40055910
i just go on housewife tiktok

do you trannies ever have awakening dreams?

I had a dream I was an imperial officer onboard an isd. I was a woman for some reason and I was respected among the stormtroopers. A lot of them called me miss or ma'am when I talked to them and I loved it. I went to the break room for tea and the troopers were throwing me a bday party in the lounge all gendering me as female. Woke up after almost begging to be made a woman

>ywn be a well respected imperial officer
kms

>>40055910
I just know I want to date the first category

>>40056085
>imperial scum
nemik_manifesto.wav

>>40056085
>man fantasizes about being big breasted, anime-faced neotenous redhead in a nerdy universe
It's not a fetish, guys!

should i try to make friends with other mtfs again or run as far away as possible from them?

turbo sexo

Is there any conceivable way to get a transbien to like men?

This moe anigu liking transbien seems to like me a LOT online, but you know, I'm a boy. And she hasn't seen me. They seem to talk like I'm an exception by the way I act and our shared interests, but I know its just normal infatuation and eventually they'll just wish I was a girl or try to pinkpill me or something.

can't you just get a transbien to like men? Like, there's a way to get a transbien to wrap their head about liking men, the way they look, smell, all that stuff, right??

>>40056530
Would you milk her shedick with your mouth?

Will biking a lot turn me into a twinkhon?

>>40056559
I guess if she really wanted me too and could atleast act cute about it

>>40056589
If you had loving sex with her and her dick flopped out of her panties and was in your line of sight during sex, how would you feel?

>>40056628
would gently ask her to put it back in her panties, and to try to keep it soft, only dick that I want getting hard in my home is mine

>>40056699
She is in too much sexual pleasure that she doesn't hear what you say. Her dick gets hard and you can see her full 7 inches in display. What happens next?

>>40056819
nta, I'd just give into her if I know she wants it

>>40056819
Seeing her swell to this size, I begin to get flustered, seeing her match my size which begs the question what if she's a hair or two bigger? Being in sexual pleasure as well and not wanting to stop, I ask again, maybe even gently patting or slapping at her erection to try to kind of shoo it soft again. I'd probably shoot in her butt then and feel alittle gay because I spent most of my orgasm looking at a large penis instead of her boobs and face.

I'd tell her that if this keeps happening in the future, I'd like if we could like tie some pretty bows on get a lace decorative sleeve or something to put her erection into to try to make it more "cute" and feel more OK for me. That and start hinting at operations like "wow SRS has come a long way these days" and stuff like that.

whew guys that was grim can we move on now

Why is Pedro such a fat fuck?

Pedro's a fatty fatty boomba lol

>>40057354
>>40057364
Leave her alone schizos

>>40057387
pedro's transitioning from human to pig lmao

i didnt do anything

where do i buy t gel for my gock

>>40057578
dont give yourself chikungunya sista

>>40057578
ew

>>40057517
is that you pedro, you fatty fatty boomba?

How come i don't get b& if I say i want to do sex things with Laguna but I do get banned if I say I want to do them with kat

i'm starting to have a lot of thoughts about a strong soft boy holding me close and making me feel safe and warm... this is new, i don't normally feel any attraction to men but lately it's all i can think about.

>>40058146
ew

another fahkin day in my day tranny life

https://youtu.be/MxzQh9BWvlY
man i need a fuckin cigarette

>>40058453
yeah drugs would be nice on this father's day eve

>>40058576
https://youtu.be/0z--ZsxjwRA
XstayXstronkX

>>40058654
I tried drawing some courtroom stuff but I feel like it looks terribly offensive even though I was just trying to draw the person :(

also here's something more kino

and a cute doodle they're both adults

who of you gooners would want to be friends with a moid? can even be strictly platonical, I only need her to be a gooner

Gooner you say..

i feel really evil today but i dont know what evil things i should do.
ill probably just do something devious in my video game

>>40058783
holy shit lol
the white guy came out ok.
>>40058790
pp for the pp god?

>>40058907
Call ppl slurs online

>>40058917
that doesnt realy make me feel better.

>>40058951
But it is evil. Maybe give people bad advice.

>>40058907
u dont rly gotta do or say anything.
sometimes just like blasting some mechanical dark techno n feeling that evil feel is best. think about real evil. its totally alone. dont need nobody. just me me me MEEEEEEE...then, if the lonely hits, rejoice, cuz ur only human and not tru ebil. have fun <3
https://youtu.be/fOpG3ZoOss8

poopy pants

>>40058910
>pp for the pp god?
yes, his boyfriend

>>40059069
i got in a fight with my mom instead
she was telling me about how she was on the phone with my dad for 30 minutes and they didnt fight
and i listened
and she said im surprised you aren't more happy about the phone call story i told you about
and i said well you guys are still getting divorced. you dont have to like each other anymore
then she said yeah but ill still always see him as family, and its better if we all are on good terms with each other
and i said i guess so
and then she took the list of my chores and went into her room and told me not to do any more work today
i did the job i could still remember then i knocked on the door to apologize but she still doesnt want to talk to me.
i think i made her upset before that though. she kept making fun of me for being lazy and worthless at housework and i didnt say anything but i sort of shut down. and then all my responses were very blunt and she was already upset because i was unhappy with her.

>>40059460
that sucks is your dad hot haha

>>40059495
if you're into 60 year old alcoholic disabled guys with cancer hes super hot

>>40059525
he's not fat though right

my dad just spilled coffee on my literally 3 day old neopussy i'm gonna fucking kill him i'm so fucking mad it hurts so much

>>40059460
sry hope things get better
>>40059541
holy shid

>>40059531
hes not obese but he is overweight
>>40059541
jfc thats awful. im sorry anon. will you have to redo the bandaging stuff?

any neurotypical live?

>>40059561
bandaging is sewed into me and they said they're worried to take it off. they just flushed it with saline and told me it should be fine cause i'm on antibiotics. i feel so fucking gross and im on so many drugs i fucking hate being a tranny i want to die

I like this

>>40059665
that sounds like a funny story anon, mind to share more?

>>40059686
not rlly

>>40059665
maybe your coochie will get the good bacteria and smell like coffee grinds

>>40059722
they made me feel better by saying people get shit on their gauze and are fine so coffee won't do anything, i'm just pissed at my dad mostly. he only apologized over text but i love him he's really trying. idk i'm having a lot of big emotions sorry for tanking le thread i'll go now

Y does everyone care about their pussy but not my big pussy.

ew! yikes!

>>40044225 (OP)
It's a toss up between Eevee and Tepig I think. It's really hard to pick a favorite. I love the eeveelutions and Eevee is really cute, but Tepig was my first ever started so he's special to me for that reason.

>>40059744
you're totally fine
surgeries are super traumatic and take a long time to recover from. im p. sure we all get it.

Killing myself

>>40059791
u cud watch the armyman dudeguy parade
https://youtu.be/9Ekqv7tgZXw

>>40059838
I couldn't care less

>>40059846
putting the world in the arm bar of democracy and delivering a knockout punch to the uterus of tyranny

I looked in the mirror and for the first time in my life I think I looked like a girl at least a little bit. I was so taken aback that I went and looked again a few minutes later and I couldn't see it anymore and now I'm not really sure what to do with myself.

teheran will burn uwu

>>40059871
woah >>40054104 we're resonating
grats non

nekochan not looking good bros

>>40059929
I've just kinda been laying in bed scene and I think I'm gonna go get drunk tonight. I wish I could be a girl for more than a few seconds. I hope you're doing well nona and im sure it will work out for you in the end :)

>>40059791
stream it!

>>40059955
you had me doubting

i love triggering iranians and turks by pretending to be a kurd nationalist

father's day tomorrow
working hard to not hurt myself rn lol

Not having fat tits is actively stopping me from having a good life.

I like to wear my sister's clothes and jerk off on her bed when she's not home. Why does society not take me seriously when I say I'm a wimblens?

>>40060294
absolutely fucking groundbreaking. have you considered taking up performance art full time? what an original satire!

someones making fun of my gf on twitch and its pissing me off but i dont want to embarrass her by saying something

>>40060328
Can I join in?

>>40060325
It's literally taken a real life story of a poster itt :0
Stereotypes are true maybe?

>>40060335
no

>>40060352
I was gonna say something very rude but I won't

>>40060341
>stereotypes are true
what does this mean to you?

>>40060370
It means there isn't a deeper meaning to gender confusion issues. It was all explained already in scientific literature from 30 years ago. Stereotypes being applicable in a majority of trans people's lives means we shouldn't designate this as a physical issue when it's a mental issue.

Plus sized women

>>40060451
what about dysphoria

Bored asf

>>40060523
https://youtu.be/8-Ro7zCqm8E
kissface is challenging pose/interaction. gj.
draw me with a cock(adult male) in my ass thank u and so on etc etc

heligockter

Brother is hugboxing gay pedophilic nazi transphobe moids again.. there's no hope for some people for real

>>40060626
ur better at drawing also u have a much larger chichas to shakey shakey bum bum

>pedophilia is when someone in their thirties sleeps with men in their 40s, 50s, and 60s
total zoomer death

>>40060653
weird how you always leave out certain details

>>40060736
is the 40yr the brother
the 50yr an uncle
and 60 is daddy ugh?

>>40060328
Is she gaming or something

>>40060768
she was doing coaching for a streamer

>>40060782
Deserves to get bullied for being a nerd

>>40060793
stoap being mean n draw me gettin fugged by a hot dude pls

>>40060793
explodes you with my mind
now shes mad and having me watch her play

>>40060847
I don't want to see think of and much less draw that
>>40060849
Gamers..

not gonna cut tonight
not gonna do it
not gonna go get some alcohol to drink
not gonna engage in any ineffective or harmful behaviors
just gonna vibe until I can go to sleep and I'm just gonna let nightmares happen if they happen
not gonna cut
not gonna hurt myself in other wa ys
FUCK being healthy and doing the "right thing" man I'm so fucking tired of feeling like shit, I'm tired of just not making things worse instead of feeling better, I feel like I've earned cutting by being on good behavior for so long
I feel like I earned the right to feel good for once
fuck
not gonna cut
not gonna have late night sex with a guy in his 50s even tho he's handsome and a gunsmith and I wonder if he'd let me fellate his handgun ugh ugh ugh

>>40060849
is this gf of yours transgender perhaps

>>40060894
No one cares

>>40060872
>Gamers..
yep
>>40060894
>is this gf of yours transgender perhaps
yep i love her

>>40060906
You love a gamer? That's fucked up. I'm sorry God gave you this fate

>>40060523
Made up term that is easily disproven by the fact the same mtf claiming to have dysphoria also use their penis, take T gel to improve erectile dysfunction. It's not real.

>>40060872
o yeh i forgor. u gay. sry lol.

>>40060924
I have dysphoria and can't even manipulate downstairs at all let alone use it
not everyone is the one person you're thinking of

>>40060906
interesting
if they were cis, would you have said your cis gf?

>>40060933
No. You're just ugly

>>40060947
that 2 yeh

>>40060943
Dysphoria is a self reported issue amongst AGP trans women. The extent of dysphoria cannot be known, and trans women prefer to lie about themselves, in order to gain sympathy from people and lead them away from the truth. They are cunning and manipulative in that way.

I don't get the appeal of lunchables. Looks like fake food

>>40060922
shes awesome im not sorry so dont be.
>>40060943
>if they were cis, would you have said your cis gf?
no

>>40060974
ok but if you don't accept self reported evidence of an internally experienced issue then how could you ever accept it
and what about that transwomen
this is poorly thought out bait is it is bait, you need to see me after class

Nidhog is just staring at me lol
Dont think this guy has big thoughts in his head

>>40060988
What do you like about Danelectro

>>40061028
i dont know what that is, sorry.

>>40061022
Pets are cool

>>40061037
It's the guitar in the picture you posted. You are dismissed, charlatan.

Is it normal to feel way beyond "chills" or whatever people say when listening to music and end up half fried because of how hard your body reacts to music

>>40061040
Good kitty
>>40061052
Okay
>>40061084
Yeah some people have strong asmr responses

>>40061090
I'm also very sensitive to touch so maybe it's just autism or smth

ugh pedro fatigue hittin real hard rn

>>40061122
All virgins are extra sensitive to being touched.

>>40061161
How would you know nerd

>>40061153
leave then

>>40061176
I snuck a finger in last night and it was so tight I couldn't pull it out.

when i got in bed with my gf for the first time we just laid into each other face to face for like 2 hours and ithought i was gonna die it was so intense desu

>>40061196
That's spooge. He's Laguna's grandfather.

>>40061208
What. Just use lube

>sensitive to music
>sensitive to touch
wonder how her body would react to diet/exercise?

>>40061243
I am permanently doing fasting of at least 24 hrs and I spent a big part of my life working out daily in a gym

>>40061231
Ok. What time can I come over?

>>40061261
pedro, the male who gained +20kg in last 6~ months wrote this btw

>>40061274
What the f*ck

i should probably be doing fasting but instead i drink my coffee with a ton of milk in it throughout the day and constantly interrupt it.
my moms still mad at me and i feel bad

>>40061298
Oh she think I'm joking

>>40061311
I drink my coffee with heavy cream and sugar : D

>>40061297
I don't see the problem
>>40061311
Not drinking coffee is one of the big sacrifices of fasting. I think it's fair since I feel better when my stomach is empty so I need it less to stay awake but it's still lame. You could still drink black coffee though. Which is horrid. Hope ur family relationships get better soon
>>40061317
Chasers out

>>40061323
sounds tasty. i used to drink my coffe black but my stomach would get upset so i stopped. heavy cream in coffee is really good tho
>>40061324
>Hope ur family relationships get better soon
me too.

>>40061324
It's not chaser sex if you're the girl and I'm the boy and we have pib sex. Chaser sex is where they try to suck peen because they're faggots.

I only drink coffee with S...0***^^y milk

mtfg...
the only thread that decreases in posts with time

Janny off the top ropes with the pedro fatigue elbow drop

>>40061474
it was cursed to be this way when nobody wanted to step up to the plate and take one for the team and give good ol' maiq a frotting session he so yearned and desired for

I love my friend, but I realize now that I come off as too strong and also I am not loved back as much as I love, so the friendship was more one sided there for a bit. Unfortunately we probably cant be as close of friends as I want, so I will have to make other close friends.

>>40061608
desu i wish i had gotten more into elder scrolls before maiq left its such a fun setting to talk about

depahted
duh town
killin em sawftly

who win?

lowkey tho like highkey tho like on the low i'm just a gay dude larping as a girl

god i feel terrible today

>>40061608
faiq was a 'soles and poles' poster as anon in chasergen.

>>40061831
>>40061831
>>40061831
>>40061831
baked