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need a hubby so i can lay my head on his hairy chest and play with his hairy tummy and listen to him talk about his day :3
I need to clean up my back yard. The flowers are looking nice still. More have bloomed
>>40066469>i dont think thats a rose and no idea about smell cause i dont smell themrose buds, heh, rose leafs, its a rose
u should be smelling them, thats their whole fucking point
>>40066548 (OP)This shit is extremely dangerous
>>40066570flower pics when?
>20yo now
>slept around since 15
>was dumped recently by my first bf
>now feel really guilty and disgusted with myself
how do i find god again bros? how do i find the inner peace i had before i started sticking my dick into other guys asses
this bitch the other day stops me cold and goes "are you in theater, you just seem like the type"
how do i report a hate crime?
>>40066548 (OP)this thing is just pressing into his adams apple and is plain painful, not hot at all
>>40066616wer hat dich gefragt debile misgeburt
spastisher huresohn
dreckige untermensch schwuchtel
gehoerst standrechtlich erschossen
volksverraeter
>>40066617not even close
racist fascist chud debaser arc where he enslaves me and turns me into his sex slave boy maid
>>40066570what kind of flowers do you have
>>40066652describe hot young segs
awkward bottoms, first shitdicks, etc
btw how would do imagine it would go if a 36yo approached u at 16? what kinda situation is not weird? what would u react positively to?
i mean live, not aps.
the old man
>>40066666if debaser ever turns chud, i want him to hook up with shiza because that'd be funny as fuck
Happy Fatherโs day you fucking shitheads
Describe your dream daddy.
>>40066704>Describe your dream daddy.alive
>>40066652Probs not worth it. Just start doing fent.
>>40066704mine was pretty ideal for me
>loving>let me be independent>accepting of who I am without trying to change meI feel like he's the only person that really gets me without trying to use me. Although he has approached me to handle the things he cant before, which i didnt like.
>>40066704hairy, mature, has stinky pits and a musky crotch bush, loves to harass and molest me whenever he gets horny, loves cuddling me and playing vidyagaymes with me
>>40066758are you tired of masturbating yet? or have you had to mix it up somewhat to keep things fresh after all these years?
i helped a friend move her entire apartment yesterday
i'm sore af yall i don't want to do anything today
>>40066727the problem with kids is that they move in groups,
so isolating the cute bottom in dark clubs is fairly tough also because my eyesight is horrible and in the dark i might even not recognize fatties... they are also 18 there...
my goto would complimenting his outfit in a suggestive way and eyecruising his lips and below. but outside of drunk dancefloors the only opportunity i see is asking for a ciggy and a pull of a joint while on your way somewhere and then pretending to notice the bottom and getting interested in him in a fairly staright forward way. the problem is recognizing that attention is not wanted and in groups the young bottoms cramp up and maintain face before peers... its a tough world out there...
>>40066548 (OP)what do men lips taste like
>>40066769I don't masturbate :s
>>40066788ciggies coal and gasoline beer cum
>>40066788Mine taste like coffee right now probably
I wish americans could shut up about the israel palestine shit
i wish certain tripfags left this general forever
>>40066822can you really not understand why it is disconcerting for a man to interact with a eunuch?
>>40066841I didn't know what that means so I had to look it up
I still have my genitals
>>40066865only in the physical sense
>>40066866Noooo (ใ๏นใ)
>>40066869What other sense is there?
>>40066866no heโs a straight manโฆ
>>40066820The problem is that Israel is trying to get us into a war, and our corrupt pedophile leadership is dangerous to us now. Most Americans know nothing about Iran.
>>40066548 (OP)Thoughts on this freshie?
>>40066875>What other sense is there?functional, practical, emotional, grammatical, etc. I could go on but you lack them all so what's the point
>>40066876I'm basically straight but while also liking men
>>40066891I assume some are better than others?
>>40066896Doja cat is a fake bitch that hates her fans baka
>>40066909I would still fuck this fan
>>40066909guy in college told me on an elevator I looked like doja cat. didnt know who that was so I just laughed politely. nowadays I woulda punched him in the face then sucked his dick right there
>>40066680i am reformed, and seek to find reconnection with god
>>40066693>awkward bottoms/first shitdicksi fucked a guy from school once during detention where it was just me and him sorting equipment in the sports storeroom, i got shit on my dick and it was the first time that happened to me and i was sorta grossed out and mad so i beat him up a little bit, after that i never saw him at detention again
as for the second part of your q, ive had older blokes approach me before like twice my age and it's not awkward if i find them attractive, just don't try act like one of the boys, i find that cringe asf.
>>40066832>>40066832soon
i just need to lose a liddl bit more fat, it will be tough but I WILL MAKE IT visualize achieve caesar latin kafka
my bak is getting better again etc
chill
>>40066919are you a jigaboo?
>>40066892Iran is evil, but also arab, so they're really dumb.
>>40066932you have ti work your back and triceps WAYYYYYYYY more
>>40066914Same if I were in my white boy era
>>40066919Are you bl*ck?
>>40066935>>40066944no i was just wearing those cheap amber-tinted blue light blocking glasses I forgot to take off. engineering is hard on the soul but harder on the eyes
>>40066943no i dont u just not a lifter , have no idea what ur seeing
What do you have planned for today?
>>40066866it's an attention whore who used to beg for (you)s before with the "straight boi" trip
I'm shitting bricks right now.
>>40066936According to the CIA which runs your media for you, every country Israel doesn't like is evil.
>>40066958Yellow tinted glasses are my fave for the worksite
>>40066971You wear them at McDonald's?
>>40066969oh, it's just you again, pytor
>>40066936the entire middle east, including all of israel, is evil
>>40066963masturbate, masticate, manure. p typical sunday
>>40066984The kikes are trying to kill us, and you repeat stupid propaganda from almost a decade ago.
>>40066980When I go there to buy lunch yeah
>>40067041Impossible challenge
>>40066788not a french kisser but theyre soft and tender and kissable
>>40067041>>40067043You're both here daily
>>40067028that'd be nice but I'm too stingy for stuff like that. I cut my own nails and hair. the few times I've paid for a massage it was mid. need a strong armed twink to really get in there but they're all so wilty and useless, although you'd know all about that
>>40066998this
just glass all of it
>>40066922>it's not awkward if i find them attractivewould u fuck them, same night? like i would not be like dancin around my intent...
how do i convince them im not dahmer.
i have trouble finding words to say, well wanna party at my place? without seeming like a thirsty scarry rapist.
be more specific, imagine this scenario and tell me dialogue lines or dialogue ways
>>40067057it upsets him that he cant control the trip posts
>>40066788mine would taste of whiskey
im sorry
>>40067090i cant im still drunk
>>40067084the vibes are off
>>40066969what does this have to do with being gay?
>>40067059Oh I understand. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to get a massage from a big strong man. I assume his strong hands would be able to give good massages.
>although you'd know all about thatWhat do you meannn
I may not have brawn but I have brains <.<
Laundry and work. Still doin laundry and havent started work and its like evening lol
>>40067074Flamer bottom that can't get laid anymore, his life is larping as a top. Sad
Marina has neither brains nor brawns but thats ok
oxymorons
>jumbo shrimp
>miltary intelligence
>competent twinks
>marina
>>40067167what? I was talking about ts
>>40067176exactly as described
>>40067176i miss teamspeak, more soul then pedocord
>>40067173how can Marina be an oxymoron its only one word
>meet cute postal guy, we smile at each other, make eye contact
>nothing else happens and we never see each other ever again
>>meet cute male nurse, we smile at each other, make eye contact
>nothing else happens and we never see each other ever again
>meet a cute barista, we smile at each other, make eye contact
>nothing else happens and we never see each other ever again
>meet cute german tourist at the mart, we smile at each other, make eye contact
>nothing else happens and we never see each other ever again
Clearly I am the issue, I don't understand maybe I give off serial killer vibes? Which is weird because it feels like I'm a bottom magnet.
God fucking damn it, why is it so hard to find a cute boyfriend.
>>40067185That has nothing to do with my post or being gay
>>40067176He's living in your mind 24/7
>>40067202Just b urself
Gaymen
>>40067186she's clearly on strung out on benzos and is an idiot. see my post was a little joke were several options were oxymorons and one was a moron on oxy. some of the fundamental elements of humor are subversion and wordplay. it's okay, you'll learn more about those as you interact with people more and more.
>>40067205>That has nothing to do with my post>>40067176>I was talking about tsI was talking about ts too. and as anyone will tell you, ts was full of fags
>>40067213I lost weight.
I am shaving semi-regularly which is something that has not happened in almost a decade.
I have a skincare routine.
I am making sure I don't smell of rancid abattoir.
I am wearing fresh and fitting clothes every day.
I am trying really hard to be as approachable as possible.
I don't fUCKING GET IT
Irony and hypocrisy is lost on fools and mental cases
>>40067232I don't think about any of you irl lol
>>40067217oooh I get it now lol
>>40067239>I lost weight. >I am shaving semi-regularly which is something that has not happened in almost a decade. >I have a skincare routine. >I am making sure I don't smell of rancid abattoir. >I am wearing fresh and fitting clothes every day. >I am trying really hard to be as approachable as possible.So does everyone else. Get in line faaaag
>>40067068you sound like a mega sperg or something, this shit has to be organic, i can only draw from my experience and there wasnt a specific thing said, when a 40yo man approached me at a sports bar he just started off talking about the teams i was watching, all situational, nothing forced, all vibes and he sucked me off later that night and that was that.
I don't use drugsss
Except weed and caffeine and occasionally a glass of wine
>>40067284drugs make you skinny tho
>>40067240>Muh bixnood indubitably sassafrass barbecue sauce evenI like when nogs try to sound intelligent and philosophical lol
>>40067284girl you reek of castrated ssri energy. why lie, we know you start the day snorting microplastics and soak your shriveled nuts in a solution of estrogen & lithium
>>40067296The mental case jumped out, typical
>>40067275FUUUCK YOUUUUUU cute boy tho
>>40067292Doctors say I'm at a healthy BMI already <.<
>>40067305Nuuuuu
I start my day with an iced coffee and croissant
>>40067336>I start my day with an iced coffee and croissantsame diff
>>40067306Good luck with impersonating a human being bruh. That's a fun life for you.
god forbid i be a little fem
>>40067282>mega spergobviously retard, tho im not interested in sucking kid dick, i need u to come with me, in my car, to my cave. or a public place. i should write down a plan...
i can find common ground but i cant do vibes sober at all.
how does a guy at a sport bar figured u gay? no way, and u say u a top too...
>>40067328>cute boy thoI'm sorry anon its not a boy...
>>40067336>Doctors say I'm at a healthy BMI already <.<Okay good for you!!
>>40067355be fem, just dont be useless. roman bottoms still picked up a spear now and then yk
>>40067368tax dollars go into my laziness
i have to show them how lazy i am
or else they take away my bux
>>40067368>bottomim a top
>>40067354Convince yourself
>>40067364women should not be allowed to exist.
>>40067388You convince me. It had nothing to do with me. You're one of these weird internet people with a mental disorder.
>>40067384nigga at least hold the door for me when I'm carrying big stuff and suck my dick in appreciation after. and ffs cook and clean if youre gonna be home all day, the bathroom is a mess.
>>40067385point still stands. maybe even moreso
I thought homelander was cool unti they tried to make him into a parody of trump
My 17 different internet personalities are really popular! Mommy says I'm making progress and that I can remove the straight jacket if I'm a good boy
>>40067419>nigga at least hold the door for me when I'm carrying big stuff and suck my dick in appreciation after. and ffs cook and clean if youre gonna be home all day, the bathroom is a mess.nta but I could totally do all that np. Does that mean I'm ready for a bf??
>>40067417Project harder maybe it will make it true
>>40067341Hahaha
>>40067344Nooo it's a French breakfast
>>40067364Thanks!
>>40067404are you trying to hurt me? >:[
many a cherry in these trees
>>40067442post feet and we shall render judgment
>>40067359Do you take these flower pictures yourself?
>>40067461no i have my bottom boyfren follow me and i point he shoots...
>>40067419>suck your dicki will beg to ride you
>cooki can make oatmeal
>cleaneh, clean enough. just step around the garbage.
>>40067444https://voca.ro/1iRCBOQvEwxl
>>40067476Oh!
I appreciate them ^-^
oh no loser is here goodbye gigi
>>40067479torn on this one. Is there anything in the oatmeal and are you physical enough to ride me while I basically take a nap on my back?
here i am
slightkyl drunkj because i cant get a boyfriend noi matterh ow hard i try
why does htis keep happening man i sjust fFUCK
>>40067481You think Iโm wasting time clicking to hear your deviated septum kick your ass? Bruh
>>40067501post sole, hole, and pole all in the same pic. then i shall grant you one wish
>>40067359>how does a guy at a sport bar figured u gay?i didnt tell him to fuck off when he first came over, i didnt pick up and leave when he started talking to me, little cues in the conversation like gaps where nothing was said and just looked at each other? youre such a sperg it hurts lol have you no feel for social cues at all bro give up i cant
first of all i reckon for you i wouldnt try pick up in normal spaces at all, and just do gay spaces just to eliminate the chances of catching a fist in you gob from a straight dude.
>>40067493Beatles real bald
Haven't been to the gym in a week
>>40067544Have you felt worse since you've skipped sessions?
>>40067523son, i can deal with grown fucking men, gay or straight. have u ever been angling? bass doesnt care what to grab, tench does...
I like wearing jeans ^-^
https://litter.catbox.moe/0im8ff.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/0t4xvk.jpg
>>40067544then fucking DIE
>>40067561Barber and shopping trip to Buckle
>>40067552I guess so but I've felt like doo doo last week
>>40067563No
>>40067554i can take it buddy ;p
>>40067523you have been useless btw
>>40067569kek but looks like a swing a miss, whore.
>>40067566>BarberNooooo (โง(๏ฝด)โฆ)
>and shopping trip to BuckleOh I've never been!
>>40067559>>40067573welp i tried and failed, gl anyways lol
>>40067573tfw you're trying to upload from your child porn folder, and you click the gore folder instead. Le sigh.
Do you keep clothes for your boyf at your house?
>>40067578can't miss when you're a whore, there's always an open hole
>>40067599No he's not allowed to wear clothes at my house.
>>40067611What about when you go out?
>>40067624I leash him with a dog collar and chain and walk him, but he's not allowed in stores usually.
>>40067637no kneepads? depreciation of assets is a bitch. need proper maintence and protections or they'll be half their worth after a year
>>40067643Bottoms are like cars, the value is gone as soon as you drive it off the lot (breed him once)
>>40067493Weird bike race
bazinga, homework done! Time to masturbate
>>40067517shut the FUCK YUP YTOU FUCKING TRETARD I A,M NOT A WHORE NOT EVEN FOR ALL THE SPORITIUS IN THE WORLD KUC KYOU
>>40067655happens in london every year. you'd go if you weren't lame
>>40067639How do you know of Holden? He only posted here before you started your trip
>>40067699lol do you think people donโt exist before they trip? Dumbass
>>40067705So you were posting as another trip?
>>40067609tempted but niggas be reposting my shit on /soc/
>>40067728You are retarded
>>40067738How long have you browsed gaygen?
>>40066666Holy quints!!! Debbie MUST make it a reality, maybe he could learn from nick fuentes :3
>>40067752Longer than Iโve tripped
>>40067772Since what year? Holden hasnโt been here for a long time
can your pp break if it bent too much? i mean it has no bones obviously but it can get really solid
I used to trip a long time ago. Anyone beeb around here like ~13 years?
>>40067785yes although itโs technically a rupture
Made risotto with chanterelle, frozen cauliflower, shallots, and brandy. This is the most wonderful risotto ive made yet
i'm GAY
OKAYYY
IM GAGAGAGAGAYYYY
What does gigi like on their nachos? For me
>carnitas or steak
>guac
>pico
>HOT thin salsa basically hot sauce
>pickled jalapeรฑos & onions
>cojita
>refired beans w the tomato boullion and a lil cream mixed in
>maybe a spicy nacho cheese
>>40067805Could get more engagement if you drunkposted nudes... Just sayin
>>40067785Yes omg I saw a cursed porn video accident happen when I was in HS. Girl was bouncing on this big pp and when she was bouncing downwards is snapped the guys pp and he had to go to the hospital...aaaaaaaa I hate that the vid is burned into my brain
Itโs not clocking to you that Iโm standing on business
>>40067799Elaborate
>>40067785ofc... your nose has no bones and can get broken
>>40067817okay frist and foremost how the fuck do oytu know im the drunk anon itt
secondly no i mnot going to whore out just because some nice stranger told me to
unless yo upost pictures with a timpestant then w ca n work out whatever the uck you wanna do
>>40067792looks like something my dog throws up occasionally
Liberals are finally showing that they really are fascists deep down lol https://youtube.com/shorts/i5xCmfMyFQA
*sniffs pietroโs dirty armpit*
i want to creampie hairy arab hole
>>40067868Based. We love brown boys here
>>40067851i cant take this guy seriously
How hard have you simped for somebody?
>>40067829it looks like something my dog vomited up
>>40067875Brown tops yeah. Not Brown bottoms.
Abolish ice, arrest trump, defund the police, punch fascists ^~^
>>40067838>nice strangerAwwww ty drunkanon. Post ass in tight underwear from the back. I wanna see the depression covering your hole surrounded by plump balls and ass
>>40067950their bodies are optimized for sex instead of brains and i want to bleach them
hi gagyen i'm drunk
i had some apple cider with borbon and a mixed a little Cointreu in there
super delish
i could totally be taken advantage of right now
>>40068016Post hole, and city
>>40068018Weeerk chapel roan
>>40067986Look at what an embarrassing dump American cities are now compared to countries that don't have brownoids rioting for free welfare.
Couldn't be us.
>>40068057it's been that way for like 30 years
>>40068075All the more reasons to fix it now, before it's too late.
>Boyfriend gets caught on Grindr
>Tells me he was planning to break up with me because he didnโt feel I was putting in enough effort
>We talk it over and he begs me for a second chance
>I give in because we have great chemistry and besides this incident everythingโs been fine
>Few months pass
>I notice that he got a Snap notification from someone named Random Twink. Wasnโt spying, just happened to see it
>I ask him to show me it
>Itโs a nude, and there was one from a week prior that heโd saved and reacted to with the fire emoji thingy
>I leave him there and then
>He tries to win me back ever since
>I tell him that I think Iโd need to be able to see his phone now and again to slowly build trust back up
>He says he canโt do that because itโs too invasive
>He still wants me back though
>Six months pass of being just friends
>Fast forward to now
>He says he can give me the phone now, because he realises he just wants me
>He buys an expensive romantic cabin safari trip thingy for us
>I donโt know if I can actually agree to trying again, if Iโll ever be able to look at him the same way or contemplate marriage with him
>Chemistry is unmatched, and if it werenโt for him doing what he did Iโd say he was the perfect match for me
Donโt know what decision to make! I know itโs my decision alone, but needed to vent. Saying goodbye to a whole future is a heavy decision to make I feel.
>>40068083lmao wtf. who do 8/10 guys want to be 1/10 women?
why are straight girls like this lmfaooo
>>40068083Took all the chin from ______
>>40068080how does fixing it make a billionaire richer?
>>40068103i want a beard!!!! i want a beard!!!
>>40068110ICE arrested 76 illegals at a food plant in Nebraska, and Americans immediately applied for those jobs they couldn't get because the greedy corporate people only hired illegals.
>how does fixing it make a billionaire richer?The oligarchy must be dismantled.
>>40068057No. American cities are just like that vid. Its red states that are complete dumps. Nice job trying to lie though. Come to think of it whites are historically the most violent people, england france and spain spent centuries fighting while all being white controlled countries, curious. Historically its been brown people whos kindness has been exploited by violent bloodthirsty religious zealots.
need a hairy skinny bf with a wild mane of hair
>>40068126>The oligarchy must be dismantled.you're saying this as if it hurts the oligarchy in any way. isn't if interesting that they didn't arrest any of the people doing the hiring?
>>40068161he could go from 0 to 6.5/10 by cutting his hair and beard
sometimes when I meet with female friends they talk about how great is that women no longer have to serve men by making their meals, staying at home and doing chores, making sure everything is ready for them, etc. and I can't help but think "damn those were better times"
>>40068150>CRT saladNo thanks
>>40068177And they never will. Trump isn't the solution to any of this.
>>40068204What do they even offer for straight men anymore besides sex?
i feel uncomfortable that i share a community with lola young
>>40068252a normal life, children
>>40068250>Trump isn't the solution to any of this.why are you mentioning him?
>setup my old pc>browser 1 isnt working correctly>browser 2 isnt working correctly>can't figure out how to update or reinstall them>mouse stops working>backup mouse stops working as wellhaha i hate computers I just wanna play vidyaaa
>>40068090I'm sorry that happened. I don't think I'd ever be able to trust someone that acts like that
>>40068204>serve men by making their meals, staying at home and doing chores, making sure everything is ready for them, etcWish I could do that but instead I have to go to my stupid job every day
>>40068252The good ones are truly priceless, yet like all priceless things they're rare. Roasties on twitter had a melty over this pic, I guess being a sex hole for randoms didn't serve to enrich their lives like they thought it would.
>>40068297what were you gonna play
>>40068305This picrel is AI generated
>twinkdeath at 19
How do I cope I'm too short to be masc
>>40068350itโs time to dwarfmaxx
>>40068350>I'm too short to be mascno such thing
>>40068332Maybe, maybe not. It didn't stop 10, 000 American women from having a stroke over it.
>>40068361noone is going to take a 5'4 buff guy seriously and I doubt I will grow any taller atp
>>40068350>I'm too short to be masc
>>40068409looks like a well fisted anus
im almost 20 and still pretty cute. Wish I could stay like this forever
>>40068427then get out of here
Can't believe I have to buy a new mouse aaaaaa
>>40068305>indians mining elonbux by shitting up the internet with ai slopI can respect it
>>40068308idk I haven't touched this computer in over a year and a half so I don't remember what I had installed but I think I was right in the middle of playing the original Resident Evil 4 and I think Morrowind? Guess I'll just play Sekiro laptop instead
>>40068380I don't get it how is that a gay problem everyone can feel that way right? I cope by reminding myself that everything is my own fault
>>40068438What happened to your old one? D:
>>40068407the other day i found out this infamous 2010s tumblr hot guy is actually 5'4
so i dont agree
https://www.pornhub.com/model/thedudewhosadude
>>40068460>infamous 2010s tumblr hot guyis it the guy in the pic or some other guy
>>40068460i mean... its very obvious from his proportions that he is lol
Le baddie QUEEN yass girl slay girl strong powerful woman girl....oh it's over 30-40 for you? Here's some drugs and a cat. Lol
>>40066909maybe if latinos weren't so smelly and weird she wouldn't have to treat them that way
>>40068475i'm not calling him hot, i'm just saying i saw him pop up a ton back then
also crazy he's only 19 here
https://x.com/dudewhosadude/status/1120047100035764224
>>40068488as it should be
>>40068496he looks stinky
>>40068496all i can see is the mental illness
>>40068493that shirt guy was a cringy clingy retard trying to promo off her without even being a fan, could've laughed her post off and be like omg my wig but noooo gotta act a fool and victim and use it to promo even more
>>40068498This could have been us...
>>40068458My mouse? idk the little fucker's left click just died after the move.
>>40068460>5'4I'd make him dress up in medieval clothing and pretend I was having sex with one of the lotr dwarfs.
>>40068488>Here's some drugs and a catThat's all I'm gonna end up with desu
>>40068515a celebrity and a fan?
>>40068517Let's hope not. No one should have to be lonely at that age, suffering, depressed. Marry a woman lad.
>>40068530Right had a string of #1 hit songs, but you won't let the music of love into your heart......*sob*
>>40068517Have you picked one out yet? I found a $30 Bluetooth one on Amazon. It's comfortable but the buttons click a little too easily from the weight of my finger resting on it.
>>40068550Hungry kitty hehe
>>40068550https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVMvZFomaeY
I need more paisley clothing
>>40068531>Marry a woman lad.I wouldn't be able to handle the sex part lol
>>40068551no not yet. Not really sure where to begin. I just want one that doesn't rattle and doesn't break
>>40068606just play with her vagina like you play with yours
Who will I groom today I wonder
>>40068606I was nervous about getting one online because I like to try things IRL before buying, but luckily it wasn't so bad. Are you the same way?
>>40068601I'm not sure what the lyrics were but I could pick up on the vibe. Never feel like you can't reach out nadia, you're human and you need to be loved.
>>40068606Lol. A guy then. Get married and grow old gracefully with your lover.
doja
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>>40068513i loved her weird faces she was making in the video