my boyfriend was laughing maniacally and i turn around and he's got my blahaj suckling on his musky man cock and then when i yelled stopit he started laughing more and making fun of and beating up my sharky this is real and not made up hes so mean. he just started singing the macarana and calling my shark 'fat' and 'ballhaj.' now he's trying to come up with a 'ballhaj rap' why is he so stupid i swear all chasers are autistic

>>40068414 (OP)
How I picture you

>>40068436
My life is worse off having seen this image

>>40068436
>>40068445
i rly hate that lookism impacts me like it does, bc now im cringing about owning a blahaj

>>40068469
you should feel bad for owning a weird hon subculture piece

>>40068469
Just remember that you’re one of the good ones and the ugly girl isn’t, that’s what helps me ^_^

>>40068469
I didn’t even post the bad one I have lol

>>40068436
i do look like an ogre except im 5'4" and teeny tiny and my bf is an aryan giant and we love the size diff so basically keep sneeding meanie my ass is phat xo
>>40068495
i am NTA but this really pretty boymoder i met in california gave me mine and i appreciated the gift so like kys bitterhon

>>40068505
All crossdressers should be shot #cmv

>>40068495
I like having a blåhaj because I can hug it if I'm feeling lonely or sad

>>40068521
>pic

>>40068521
does cmv mean commercial motor vehicle im serious

>>40068495
i wont let him be corrupted by association bc he makes me feel nice when im feeling bad, hes the perfect shape to hold/cuddle with so i can fall asleep, he keeps me company when im lonely, and im too attached to leave him for such a poor reason!

>>40068501
ofc ofc ur wholly right thank u for reminding me ^v^

>>40068414 (OP)
did he cum in it yet?

>>40068469
because its an AGP item

also tripfag so kill yourself

>>40068694
no he got bored of my plushies and now im trying to get him to play vidya with me but he's playing with my feet like a weirdo

>>40068436
Ugly people deserve to be happy too

>>40069461

my boyfriend used to make fun of my shark but I cried one time when he did and now he doesn't anymore. you guys can meme the shark all you want but he's never gonna leave me and will always hug me.