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Anonymous No.40068414 >>40068436 >>40068694
my boyfriend was laughing maniacally and i turn around and he's got my blahaj suckling on his musky man cock and then when i yelled stopit he started laughing more and making fun of and beating up my sharky this is real and not made up hes so mean. he just started singing the macarana and calling my shark 'fat' and 'ballhaj.' now he's trying to come up with a 'ballhaj rap' why is he so stupid i swear all chasers are autistic
Anonymous No.40068436 >>40068445 >>40068469 >>40068519 >>40069461
>>40068414 (OP)
How I picture you
Kasey !VrtBj8SKH. No.40068445 >>40068469
>>40068436
My life is worse off having seen this image
bpdmoder !!uCr5ynMdwNS No.40068469 >>40068495 >>40068501 >>40068505 >>40068897
>>40068436
>>40068445
i rly hate that lookism impacts me like it does, bc now im cringing about owning a blahaj
Anonymous No.40068495 >>40068519 >>40068522 >>40068634
>>40068469
you should feel bad for owning a weird hon subculture piece
Kasey !VrtBj8SKH. No.40068501 >>40068634
>>40068469
Just remember that you’re one of the good ones and the ugly girl isn’t, that’s what helps me ^_^
Anonymous No.40068505 >>40068521
>>40068469
I didn’t even post the bad one I have lol
Anonymous No.40068519
>>40068436
i do look like an ogre except im 5'4" and teeny tiny and my bf is an aryan giant and we love the size diff so basically keep sneeding meanie my ass is phat xo
>>40068495
i am NTA but this really pretty boymoder i met in california gave me mine and i appreciated the gift so like kys bitterhon
Kasey !VrtBj8SKH. No.40068521 >>40068537 >>40068568
>>40068505
All crossdressers should be shot #cmv
Anonymous No.40068522
>>40068495
I like having a blåhaj because I can hug it if I'm feeling lonely or sad
xtra_value_griffith !!cqmrpRsrZHL No.40068537
>>40068521
>pic
Anonymous No.40068568
>>40068521
does cmv mean commercial motor vehicle im serious
bpdmoder !!uCr5ynMdwNS No.40068634
>>40068495
i wont let him be corrupted by association bc he makes me feel nice when im feeling bad, hes the perfect shape to hold/cuddle with so i can fall asleep, he keeps me company when im lonely, and im too attached to leave him for such a poor reason!

>>40068501
ofc ofc ur wholly right thank u for reminding me ^v^
Anonymous No.40068694 >>40069016
>>40068414 (OP)
did he cum in it yet?
Anonymous No.40068897
>>40068469
because its an AGP item

also tripfag so kill yourself
Anonymous No.40069016
>>40068694
no he got bored of my plushies and now im trying to get him to play vidya with me but he's playing with my feet like a weirdo
Anonymous No.40069461 >>40069677
>>40068436
Ugly people deserve to be happy too
Anonymous No.40069677
>>40069461
Anonymous No.40072206
my boyfriend used to make fun of my shark but I cried one time when he did and now he doesn't anymore. you guys can meme the shark all you want but he's never gonna leave me and will always hug me.