Thread 40082786

Ikki lingo I can teach you some ich bin eine fotze that means I am a cunt

Ich bin ein Berliner

>>40082849
those boys are not korean

>>40082849
middle bottoms, third isnt happy about it

>attack on titan
>Death note
>Naruto

>>40082886
Have read/seen none of them

>>40082886
who

>>40082921
its half 2 in the morning on a tuesday go 2 bed

>>40082886
fuck eren, marry naruto, kill L

>>40082934
Pffft

>>40082786 (OP)
a boyfriend could keep me away from the alcohol and tobacco
a boyfriend could motivate me to actually better my career and life and not being a lazy piece of slog shit
a boyfriend could fill the gaps in my heart that have been naught but the source of all of my despair for the last 5 years
yes, but i have no idea what i could give to him
nothing? im a loser deadbeat lmao
i feel it coming, /gg/.
the point of no return.

>>40082941
Unfathomably based

anybody here from the WV area? need reccs for something to do along rt50/119

If I had a death note I would take the shinigami eye deal and dox everyone in gay gen

>>40082786 (OP)
>>40082780
sylar from heroes
the show is full of gay bait

>>40082786 (OP)
is this what monogamy looks like sisters? I don't want it.

>>40082955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQFi5FOdu3k

does hating women be enough to be a top?

>>40082786 (OP)
Recently asked my crush to consider dating me.
>Be me
>Fat, unattractive, 3 years older, anxious wreck
>masc bottom
>Meet a handsome effeminate twink online in 2021
>He's a top apparently
>crush.exe
>Inbox, talk a lot, and mess up so many times. I would say the wrong thing all the time
>He has a snarky attitude, he's always being sarcastic and making mean jokes. Sometimes it hurts.
>October 2023. I tell him I think about him all the time and would love to hookup with him.
>Comes over. We make out, and he fingers me, but cums before penetration. I think he just wasn't into it and wanted to leave.
>January 2025. He asks to come over to sleep at my place. I said sure. Then he said he wanted to come watch me get fucked. This makes me irrationally angry. I remember all the bad things and tell him he's a bad influence on me and I don't want to talk to him.
>June 2025. He posts about the job I was talking with him in January. Congratulate him. We talk a bit. My crush intensifies. I'm bit more confident now, I tell him about it again.
>Ask:
>>What if I take an STI screen
>>Remain celibate for 3 months
>>Promise to keep loving you the whole time
>>Would you be willing to date me then?
>He said yes.
>Day 4. Things are going really well. I'm less anxious when I speak with him. I'm super happy. I bring up us potentially dating several times and he seems okay with it.
What should I expect?

>>40083087
>What should I expect?
Don't know. I didn't read it
.

>>40083099
Damn. You are so right

i want to marry and settle down
but i live in a homophobic country (T ^ T)

>>40083103
Always. I read that first sentence and last sentence of any blogpost that are asking for advice and then shape my advice based on that. Give it 2 weeks.

Ig my grammar wasn't skibidi rizzin on that post. My bad dawgs.

>Spikpidi rizz
Back to preschool

>>40083206
post hole first

>>40083235
This is almost giving diaperfur love to see it

Would you become friends with me if I looked like this

>>40083087
heartbreak

marrying delta, becoming his sex slave boi maid, and partaking in his colonization fetish

celestial bruv, biblical even

Would you change my diaper if you came along and saw that it was full

>>40083105
what kind of country is it besides homophobic

why don't you just pin me down and cum in my bi faggot ass. make me your bitch.

i want to lick delta's fat musky balls

there's 2 of them now

>>40083407
>bi
no, fuck off

Imagine big mitts strapped to your hands so you can't change your own diaper

degenerate gremlins

>>40083374
>sex slave boi maid
>colonization fetish

Thoughts on pooing in your lover's arse- cringe or win?

>>40083436
let's get married
you can fuck my ass anytime you want in your sex dungeon

>>40083452
I don't want a sex dungeon
Just a comfy bedroom

>>40083444
the guy i’m talking to is into this but his butthole is too small for my man sized turds

>>40083463
hehe if that's what you wanna call it hunny
do you like cuddling after passionate sex?

>>40083444
Fecal transplants are no joke my cousin died of one

>>40083468
Nothing hotter than STRETCHING that little turd canal with your bigger manlier turd
>>40083474
Lol

yo man you gotta check out this new donghua. it's based on this xianxia manhua. you can watch it on bilibili. i'll send it to you on wechat. you can find posts about it on xiaohongshu. there's stuff on weibo for it. watch out for spoilers on douyin.

>>40083503
herro to you mistah chinchou

>>40083471
I hope so

Madoka Magicka can not be topped

>>40083509
ummmm sweaty qinzhou is a city, not a surname

>>40083418
grr!!

stfu

I've had sex with 20 people from the tag map

Thank the lord its not blazing out anymore

>>40083609
i just woke up and want to die, actually i didn't sleep at all

>>40083509
Thought this was lyrics to a Missy Elliot song...

>>40083661
Take a nap, actually sleep?

>>40083661
I'll come and have sex with you dw

>>40083666
i can't, I'm scared
>>40083675
no, please don't

>>40083691
sex with me would put you to sleep tho

>>40083691
Diddy is in holding he can’t get to you anon

I have a cat named meatball prepare for meatball drops

I've had sex with around fifteen people but I have had aids for some of it

the best part about making meatballs, is knowing that bottoms don’t know how to. and it's important make meatballs, so that you can remind bottoms that they aren’t allowed to have anything good in life

>>40083710
>>40083700
let's not further pursue this topic of inquiry and help Mr pancake instead

>>40083739
Fifteen people that's disgusting do whores really

>>40083744
today only

>>40083739
do you think your strain could beat dan’s strain

>>40083710
do you think justin beiber's crashout is because diddy's behind bars?
diddy raised him practically. he groomed the shit out of justin. quite possibly literally. imagine all the gay shit they got into. so here's justin and his idol has been completely disenchanted. he's angry. he doesn't want people to find out about all the gay shit he did. he doesn't agree with the portrayal of his hero being tarnished. you see his post? all his life told him to get help, well diddy helped him and now he thinks he's turned into diddy. he wasn't broken until diddy was behind bars. now he feels like he's become a monster because of his mentor.

imagine thinking palpatine was a good guy the whole time and then you find out he's the bad guy that's been manipulating you the whole time.

>>40083740
I'm not a nigger!

>>40083763
Remember when we saw his wiener?

>>40083763
lol

>>40083740
I'm a vegetarian, checkmate "top"

>>40083774
kek'd

I say Weiner too

>>40083803
proofs?

>>40080589
Aww why not?

>>40081360
Oh gosh nobody has ever told me they would take me out to dinner before... I would like that very much.

ever listen to a song so good you wanna kill yourself

>>40083828
what are you gonna do when trump cuts off your tardbux

>>40083629
Yeahhh it's been nice weather here too

thoughts on this sixteenie?
https://www.tiktok.com/@loganvenus1

>>40083834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvWWki9jEPk

oh god here we go

>>40083914
i want to rape you with a broken bottle

>>40083914
i want to hear you gurgle on your own blood and cry

i want to learn to play the piano

>>40083930
>>40083944
https://voca.ro/1YdQr4u3Bugb

>>40083839
zoomers aging like shit...

>new to cs2
>play the official dm
>easily get 1st or 2nd place
>play community dm
>get headshoted every 5 seconds
>end up with 1:5 kd ratio
I’m a bottom so this is gay related

>>40083950
you will die alone and with no one to remember you

>>40083966
Your voice is heavenly

>>40083968
https://voca.ro/1gKTQzjdlBoE

>ftm tranny on grindr keeps on makign accounts to try and fuck me
>i keep reporting her
>she makes new accounts
why can't they ip ban bitches?

>>40083966
rather listen to you than modesto methy

>>40083980
there is no one in this world that cares to check on your wellbeing daily

knew he was lying about saying wiener

>>40083977
https://voca.ro/1byNFG1wldjQ
I can also do Anne Hathaways part in Les Miserables

>>40083999
https://voca.ro/1k00hH5dHGuI

>>40083967
Bottoms shouldn’t play video games
Go back to having tea parties with your dolls

>>40084017
sorry for doubting you there are just a lot of larpers around here saying they do this or that

>>40084032
It's okay I forgive you and with friendship on our side who can stop us not israel

>>40083839
Receding hairlines on masc guys can be hot

Imagine Mr pancakes and Shiza having to roleplay for their lives against a team of trained sex improvers.

>>40083947
That's a nice skill to have I think. I took a piano class once but didn't get any better.

hold me until all is painless

>>40084077
https://voca.ro/1mm0fQQ76u2n

>>40083985
https://voca.ro/1iNfFJHXTEAh

>>40084054
can you do an indian accent

>>40084090
your life is nothing but coping front and a constant feeling of inadequacy

>>40084095
https://voca.ro/17GN7MvCemLE

This is my Chinese accent any other accent requests https://voca.ro/16ryBVrZhCeA

>>40084113
so entertaining <3

This is me speaking French https://voca.ro/1mMtATRousPV :)

>>40083947
It's not that hard. Find a decent keyboard or piano and optimally a teacher

Idk why but I only know how to say I eat little child in french desu

>>40084104
https://voca.ro/14e3qJgJ6PSm

>>40084133
at the end of the night you settle down and are plagued by what you lack and have lost

I'm actually part french but I can only say I eat little child? I learned french in french immersion in school though I just don't remember it I can understand french when it's spoken to me though well enough but then I can only reply in English or with "I eat little child"

>>40084140
https://voca.ro/13gOSLsYM5Y7

what has browsing this board taught you?
I learned that some people here are so ugly they can not find a BF
in a blue state city
GRIM

Hey how come whenever mr pancakes has an idea for a post you guys ignore me

>>40084175
I learned that there are friendly people from all walks of life.

mundane ramblings typically are ignoreed

i want to kill mr pancakes

>>40084175
leave marina and slayer alone

Dial 999

is 999 the aids victim hotline or eating disorder rehab center

>>40084236
BMW body made wrong

>>40084229
I'm sorry I'm ugly. I would be less ugly if I could.

>>40084246
okay forehead

>>40084241
It's the UK's version of 911

https://youtu.be/uE1zgrMdxBE?si=vJCB49Y1K6K1cM4C

>>40084255
It's because I'm part beluga whale

My body was made right and my weight makes me sassy

I miss all the normal posters

Imagine me pregnant

>>40084343
you sound like you were raised by your grandparents or something
the tunes you sing are so old
and the way you mash words together just reminds me of someone over 60

>>40084246
lol

Captcha: GODXV

>>40084236
I want to squeeze NAIR all over you in your sleep

What are some examples of bottomcore outfits

>>40084270
you sound like a toad when you talk

>>40084361
https://voca.ro/1X3ihFmvbXFE

>>40084361
babe he's literally 40

>>40084396
I know but I don't believe he's the guy in his pics with the slayer shirt, not once has he ever even sung a metal song or a Slayer song in his thousands of vocaroos now.. I listen to them all.

what happened to horror

>>40084410
who?

>>40084396
>>40084403
https://voca.ro/1gv34gmPIPpD

I’m at the mani pedi spot my babe is treating me and it’s very boring here honestly

Is Dan the greatest Gaygen poster of all time???

>>40084429
>>40084447
it just seems unusual that this slayer shirt wearing homo is singing billy joel and george michael or the Beatles or beach boys and not even one real rock or metal song ever...

>>40084415
name/tripfag of yore

>>40084453
do they do waxing there? you should ask about it

>>40084472
clock him lol he has never timestamped and refuses

>>40084484
Next time

>>40084510
isn't it midnight in texas and they're still open or those happy endings? hmmm

Update for anyone who cares: The guy I was talking to confirmed its "definitely" my stalker who broke the side mirror off his car and drove off. I gave the victim info that he can take to the police and take it from there. I passed one of his 'flying monkeys' (a term related to enablers of narcissists) while coming home, so maybe something happened given the time.

>>40084472
>>40084498
https://voca.ro/15QFBRT23bw8

bottom moonlight

good morning hello hello
>>40084429
>36
o-old!!
>>40084468
idk but he's the gayest gaygen poster for sure

>>40084539
https://voca.ro/1amu8RR0gE62

>>40084524
He paid for after hours and the staff has a crush on me

>>40084510
Thats so sad your making that woman touch your disgusting male feet pedicures are for women

>>40084584
https://voca.ro/18mOq308N5Bt

>>40084591
stop acting like youre not a wigger from a small town

There's something weird about his torso it's like all one brick it's not v shaped at all and besides that he has a strangely shaped skull
What's your ancestors have you done 23 and me I think we could be looking at a NEANDERTHAL

>>40084567
take someone like skunk for example whose personality matches perfectly with his voice, clothing attire, and his looks...
with you there seems to be a mismatch, nothing seems that metal or punk about you from what i can grasp in your vocaroos, i'm guessing the slayer shirt was just thrifted and you aren't that familiar with the band or their songs

booty glaze

>>40084639
my wig was just found in the israeli rubble

>>40084617
https://voca.ro/1akD3hdONbUV

>>40084639
Sure this isnt going to trigger him in any way

>>40084644
https://voca.ro/1kcexuc8mhzo
This is what you sound like xD

>>40084644
you're from modesto. stop acting like you're from the bay lol that larp is done

>>40084671
HAHAHAHAHA omfg

>>40084671
LMAO FUCKING END HIM

>>40084584
hello

>>40084671
now this is comedy

>>40084683
you sound like marea now

>>40084671
This is still more entertaining than any of his drug addled ramblings. Good job GD

>>40084591
I get what you're saying. Problem is, It's a great deal where I live and my quality of life would fall off a cliff if I moved virtually anywhere. Really, the issue is one entitled douche, but the enablers are few and far between these days for him--namely, 2 breweries that don't exist anymore where the owners and a number of regulars who would make endless excuses for his behaviors. These days, he's got a vanishingly small circle of enablers.

Ok the chick from upstairs is tingling the straight side of my bi confusion sexuality. I may not need this much longer.

https://voca.ro/1fNF3m6Nrx5Q
Moar

>>40084717
you forgot his signature cope wheeze laugh at the end

>>40084702
Which might make him a desperate man, if he's drinking and wants to blame you for what's gone wrong in his life. Idk man, small town rural life scares me more then cities. It's probably best to avoid this guy altogether if you can, and try to not think about him. Stay safe.

>>40084702
what has he done that's so wrong in your eyes? people get drunk all the time

Be honest

I have a puppet

i wonder if that nigga rly got aids and spending his last years on this or its just a very elaborate bit idk whats funnier

>>40084749
yes i would cave in your aids ridden skull

>>40084749
>>40084757
thought it was a pedobear

What is so surprising about a homosexual having aids I bet there are many more posters with aids then you would expect but they dont come forward because of the stigma perpetuated by shiza

>>40084762
lol trannysucker mad

>>40084774
in Poland stds are rare, only 3000 cases a year on average

>>40084749
Fat tard :)

>>40084762
the most metal thing you've said

>>40084784
I LOVE THIS
>>40084800
thats because only like 3000 people live in poland

>>40084814
That wasn't me. That was seethe anon

>>40084783
what else is new

Pizza made me pregnant too

>>40084828
yeah it never is

>>40084731
I wouldn't be the one reporting him to the police this time. I gave someone else his info because he, apparently, did a hit and run. I've been avoiding him by just going to a few regular places close to my house, but he's been popping up here and there at the two drinking spots I go to near my house.

Idk what's scary about smaller cities and such. I don't usually lock my home or car, even. Crime of significance is virtually unheard of out here--the last one was the Kohberger thing some years ago.

>>40084738
Harassment. He can also get trashed much closer to where he lives in Pullman. He has to pass up a dozen+ drinking spots to go to the two I normally go to.

Shiza do you drink horsemilk or nah?
>>40084749
>>40084757
why do you have a puppet thats creepy...

>>40084848
I'm not that unhinged.

>>40084862
lol of course not

>>40084774
i just find it so gross, i know youre just trying to ham it up but the kind of things you joke about like infecting people and not telling people your status and stuff is wrong and drag queen tier humor. and it was no cap when i said i would cave your head in if i ever came across you irl

>>40084800
hiv has gone up 150% in Poland since 2020

>>40084866
You should kill yourself. I'm not saying that out of anger I'm saying that because you're a waste of space.

Feet

>>40084874
Im not joking I really have no obligation to disclose my status stay mad chud

>>40084784
https://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0?feature=shared

>>40084881
that is the exact same thing people have told you for threads

>>40084883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDpWoI

>>40084901
https://youtu.be/kbrANo-1QMQ?si=CuUOF5EMB2Xu-uDR

It's actually funny because some of you have probably slept with an HIV positive person and never known it

>>40084883
hiv non-diclosure is a crime in most places though

>>40084962
My dr said that if my viral load is low there's no need to disclose my status

Some of you are incel and it shows try being nice to people instead okay

>>40084975
what about your lawyer?
>Thirteen states have laws that require you to disclose that you’re HIV-positive to any other person before you have vaginal, anal, or oral sex. Some states can charge you with a crime if you don’t disclose your HIV-positive status to sex partners even if:
> You use a condom during sex.
> Your partner isn’t infected with HIV due to your sexual encounter.
> You take anti-retroviral therapy (ART) to control your HIV viral load and greatly reduce the risk of passing it to others during sex.
>https://www.webmd.com/hiv-aids/hiv-disclosure-law

>>40084989
You got aids from some nigger bum you loser. You think I'd take any advice from you?

Yes I'm trannysucker this time eat my asshole

>>40084992
I'm not American I'm Canadian Montreal

>>40084995
same paradigm, at first glance
>https://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/cons/hiv-vih/nd.html

getting pozzed is just spiritual enlightenment

>>40085027
vibrant diversity sis, i can't be racist now i took nigger aids up my ass for my sins

I got aids from a native person not a black person and why do you have to be racist

>>40085027
This plus after I got pozzed they get to pump me full of many vaccines

honestly i rather not know about it or hear about it
it just makes being gay seem more depressing

>>40085070
Be a side. You can't get it from 69

Would you suck an HIV positive cock you can't get it that way you know

>>40085027
you are not as smart as you think you are sis

Be honest do you like me

>>40085170
i'm Mr smartypanties

>>40085219
you're a doll, protect the poz dolls

>>40085081
I've had two friends who claim they got it from just oral... I think it depends on your oral health and other factors... if you have an open wound in your mouth you probabaly can get it, some people's gums easily bleed or they have other issues which allows a poz load to easily get into their bloodstream

the gum tissue of their mouth isn't much different than the tissue in your anus

Why the FUCK are you so transphobic?

>>40085255
why would an ftm ever feel like they can fit in without having a penis?

>validated
Why do trans people always need to be affirmed and validated it seems like a personality disorder

>>40085267
Reddit hugboxers

Also how come transition is the recommended treatment for gender dysphoria instead of say making them more comfortable with their natal sex I think it's just an excuse for doctors to perform crazy experiments on people

>>40085283
CODED MESSAGE FROM WILLIAM FROM GOD: MARTYR WILLIAM?!? or maybe MARTY WILLIAM but i'm not sure who william is?
G4TAW CAPTCHA FEOM GOD GOOD FRIEND TRUST ACTUALLY WILLIAM

God doesn't make mistakes and he don't like skirt stakes

>>40085299
marty ****
CATPCHA : SERIOUS KNOW ME WILLIAM TRUST <--- (2)

alone, drunk in my apartment listening to ye

>>40085303
GOD PUNISHING ME FOR A TIME I GROPED A GIRL IN A SKIRT!!!!! WHY MUST YOU HURT ME SO

I like androgynous people. If I can guess your sex while your clothed--- you're out.

>vocanigger melty
what happened today?
>>40084671
kek

>>40085292
Primacy of mind over body i reckon

Do you use iphone or poorfag phones? You don't want to turn away a potential hookup by showing him you use a thirdie phone, right?

>>40085337
But the mind is weak I'm literally schizophrenic but they don't cater to my delusional thinking they say hey your nutty best give you some pills cause there not going to like lizard queen me because of my mental illness

tickle torture is the only good fetish

>>40085342
me on the right getting ready for fun time with daddy

>>40085342
Disgusting

>>40085351
poz guys are some of the most spiritual guys i know, it's crazy how the disease isn't studied more, it causes a Kundalini awakening and that's what's your dealing with, you aren't schizophrenic

>>40085374
you would know

>>40085331
Seethe

>>40085342
My bottom gets to pick 2. I get to pick 3.

I just got dumped :(

>>40085345
I'm a broke top sis.

>>40085381
Cope

>>40085381
you are meant to be a street healer, healing the streets with your positivity

I just took a dump :)

>>40085345
Apple stuff is rubbish

>>40085393
pixel phone with my own OS

You're not a woman. You're not in a position to turn anyone down because they don't own the latest iPhone. Get over yourself.

>>40085387
I am actually healing to be around I'm like a cat boy a kitty boy

Ewwwwww green text bubbles!

penis

>>40085395
Interesting

what would timur think of this

>>40085415
>>40085418

Mr pancakes just jumped up on my bed gave me kisses and then ran away

i want to cuddle with delta, lay my head on his hairy chest and play with his hairy tummy

I want to cuddle with Tex and wrestle him and then give him hiv

my favorite fetish is cmnm. I hope that's not too scary for most guys.

>>40085383
Same here sis.
>>40085393
What do you use?

You pretty much have to go after the virgins in this lifestyle because the rest have AIDS and monkey pox.

I don't have monkey pox

lol

>>40085441
ești încă virgin prințul meu?

>>40085445
who are you? are you a rebrand of someone that I missed?

>>40085441
virgins are my type

>>40085441
>23
press X to doubt

>>40085455
post hole

>>40085452
Are you him? I wish you'd returned my messages on grindr.

>>40085441
Would you like me better if I do like this

Gpus are spensive :(

>>40085427
Not in this heat though

>>40085439
I saved and splurged on a xperia 5 v because I know I'll have it for years like the last one and I'm used to the ui

>>40085424
i'm jealous. ur kitty is cute
>>40085219
yes

>>40085466
lol you look like a 1980s actor playing a motorcycle cop with that stache

>>40085466
>>40085462

>>40085462
maybe if you ask nicely

>>40085466
pedostache

i actually like the GD stache

>>40085466
the poz load reciprocal face

i am obviously a male.

>>40085481
May I please see your hole?

>>40085485
but what do his pubes look like. the public wants to know

Eradicate macaques

>>40085497
Is there a macaque hate meme that I'm unaware of

Is it wrong to ask your bottom to moan more like a woman?