Thread 40084027

qott: Do you like pets? Would you like a pet in the future? What type? Would you be able to date someone with pets? Would you like to get a pet together? Would you resent a pet if you didn't adopt it together? Are there any types of pets that would totally rule out dating someone?

PREV: >>40080149

Goon your cute little clitty

Goon it real good

halarious to see 4chan chasergen the slowest of the 3 image board chasrgens now

mantra cheeks? oiled

>>40084027 (OP)
Could I BE a pet?

>>40084048
what are the other ones??

Goon it like a good girl!!!!

TOTAL CHASER DEATH

>>40084048
WAIT THERES OTHER PLACES? ARE THERE LESS TRANSVBIANS THERE

this post really makes me want to dye my bangs back to brown and go out in some overalls. maybe get some tattoo and start an instagram outfit blogging account. and get contacts, i think i could go glasses-free like she is. feeling very influenced or inspired you could say

>>40084052
im not sure i think u wld have to ask a chaser but i think it wld be okay as long as they were ok with it mb

Tranner nibbling on my foreskin

>>40084067
But chasers are yucky and make my girlpp sm0l and sad

>>40084075
Circumcising with my teef

>>40084084
Let me suck your girl pp to make it happy

>>40084041
>>40084047
>>40084057
yes Daddy!!! it hurts to stroke it, can I hump instead?

>>40084053
were u when 4chan was dwn?
>>40084061
no just more hornd up manfolk

>>40084103
oh i see..... ill check them

>>40084097
Call me mommy and pain is good!!! stroke it and hump! Do both if you can! Love your clitty! Rub your clitty!

>>40084106
Remember to goon your cute little clitty!

>>40084093
>:[
Leave my skin hood alone, unless you’re just nibbling

>>40084122
dont worry i wont forget!!!

so gay for Boston anon

>>40084064
You could do all that. I've seen pictures of you with brown hair and you looked really good. I'm glad you're feeling good about yourself.
I really like the glasses but you look good without them too. Honestly I think you'll look good doing whatever

>>40084135
Why waste your energy

I already own two cats. I stole one of their names and took it as my own

>>40084172
What name

>>40084172
Cool ive always wanted a gf called mittens

chasers post feet

>>40084182
Weird ass

i really don't understand why boston anon is still single and hasn't even found a man to just fuck around with yet
she's hot, she's mature, she's normal and never dooms. she's the only person who deserves the hsts flag. and she's willing to travel. what is going wrong here, where's the process failing

>>40084186
She lives in the middle of nowhere

>>40084186
it's simple really
chasers are cowards

>>40084198
Oh it's you, you're running with your chef name now?

>>40084186
You need to be a high level chasoid to be an equal match to an attractive middle-aged professional woman
There are not many of those
Some are flirty, some are chill, but they know they're not matches
Speaking for myself

>>40084186
Because I don't live in Boston.
(I don't even know who that is)

>>40084196
but boston is a major east coast city in the us
>>40084208
like they have fears of inadequacy compared to her?

>>40084202
my chef name is higher quality than that

>>40084096
Ew no I dont want to use that thing its gross why would you want to touch it ew ew ew fuck ew fuck no ew gross

at a chasoid's house telling him i dont want him to suck my dick and then watching him use the gay panic defense in court as a ghost after he killed me for turning it down

boymoding today

>>40084179
Her sister was named kit, she was named Kat. Someone adopted the sister so I took in Kat and renamed her Foxy.

>>40084268
she looks disappointed in me

Fuck I rank too much too fast
Time to chug ashit ton of water and some vitamin c and hope for the best

>>40084268
Damn Kat you sure are foxy

We need a tagmap tag for da chaser general

>>40084275
You good?

>>40084259
Boynya moding

>>40084272
She usually is

cried myself to sleep, woke up, took pills and now i'm pouting about it

>>40084298
Maybe pills aren't the answer

>>40084049
Throwing it back

>>40084306
they're antibiotics. i was mulling over letting my infection spread.

Should I play video game until 3am?

>>40084186
Bad location or maybe no chaser met her standards?

>>40084289
she seems extremely based

>>40084315
Ok well it's good then. You can kind of see what I was thinking something wild

Detransitioning specifically to disappoint chasers.

>>40084321
no i wish i had some bad pills but i dont atm which is probably for the best.

>>40084322
It's only going to bother me if you're my girlfriend. I don't know you sorry.

>>40084319
she just wants a man with a body, and who wants a woman in her 30s
boston is a good location
someone go wife her up

>>40084320
Well, seeing how she just jumped on my chest and massaged my titties, she might be one of the chasers

Twerk that gyatt a bit bbygirl

>>40084340
What the hell I'm so jealous of Kit

Chasers are disgusting yall need to just, yknow, go pick a fight with a croc or somethn

>>40084355
Sucks to suck sorry pal maybe you can massage a tranons titties one day

>>40084340
trans bean cade

>>40084370
Maybe

Ughhhh I hate living in the middle of nowhere but I HATE the city, fuck my stuped chaser life (I also got Julia to work on emacs today yayy :D)

>>40084027 (OP)
Yeah, I live on a hobby farm. Kinda wish I had a dog tho.

>>40084247
Uhhh pffft your the ones gonna suck my dick as i finger your butt dork.

>>40084316
Yu should learn emacs lisp!

Theres never any girls posting nudes or lewds here anymore... fatties/gigahons need not apply.

>>40084409
do you see your problem anon

>>40084407
You will troon out in like 2 years

>>40084409
oh i was about to offer but
>fatties/gigahons need not apply.

>>40084409
There's a transbian hon posting his I love lesbians shirt

>>40084407
Julia as your username is kino

>>40084412
"he" microdoses hrt already lol

>>40084411
No, theres plenty of normal tgirls on this board. Theres very few fatties and true gigahons here.
>>40084419
U cant possibly be that bad.

>>40084456
thats not what i- never mind there's just no helping chasers

Everyone calls themselves hons. Some hot chick posted at the end of the last thread and just called the 10 guys who replied gay because she "doesn't pass"

>>40084464
Having a male soul automatically makes you a hon. And trannies are hons.

>>40084469
<3

>>40084464
im not a hon. i pass quite well

>chasergen FESTERING with non-chasers
what has this world come to.

>>40084488
What does this mean???

>>40084489
I'm very happy to hear that.

im a gigapassoid its over for me

>>40084508
You're like the only hon posting right now.

does anyone have pictures of lizzyy's transbian gf?

>>40084515
wahh that makes me kinda nervous... i need to represent the community well

honmoding today

Chasermoding today
And all other days
But especially today

>>40084525
Honmoding for 35 years

What games should i play if i want to meet tranners

>>40084432
I wuz jokeing about that (I microdose trt for medical reasons and sometimes people get confused on that lol)

>>40084426
Nah, I don't think I will

>>40084543
Fighting games or uhh Fallout NV

I also would like to play games with tranners

>>40084543
hmmm.... thats kinda hard... all of the big tranny games i can think of aren't really multiplayer focused... a lot of them play gachas, but the multiplayer part is small generally? there's some that play stuff like cs;go but i think that's more popular with transbians... not sure

>>40084554
NO NOT GACHAS ANYTHING BUT THAT

Alright chasers, chaserpill me. Why do you love trannies so much?

>>40084558
rightttt like i figured that was not the move LMAO
i think you just gotta meet tranners and go from that to games i think unfortunately there's no tranny dominated games out there

>>40084560
No
If you got it you would go transbian

>>40084525
i was gonna post this to take over for you while you were gone
but now im just sharing it with you as a shared resource

caption:
boymoding today

>>40084573
Very autistic

>>40084566
Pretty much this. I know quite a few and there is no common game among ANY of us.
Honestly your best bet to meet trannies is to have them introduce you to their friends. Every one of us seems to know at least 3-4 others. I know, like, 20 - but Im an anomalous extroverted tranny, soooo

>>40084589
LMAO i dont think a loaded gun could convince me to introduce a chaser to even one of my friends i guess that stuff goes both ways huh

>>40084568
I mean
I am a transbian? With a girlfriend, too. But I want to stop hating on chasers, so here I am. :/

Wheres my fucking map game tranny i was promised

>>40084560
If you did you would call me a big dork

>>40084600
shes falling asleep cuddling her girlfriend unfortunately

>>40084027 (OP)
Yes I would like 4 beagles/basset hounds with my future wife

>>40084610
FUCK

>>40084598
Oho abso fuckin lutely. I introduced one chaser to my friend group - her adoration of trans women was super genuine, she is ace, and married. Like, she was a genuinely great addition who just so happens to occasionally like to go off in rants about how much she loves trans women.
Your average "ay gurl let me suck yo dick" chaser wouldnt be getting anywhere near my friends.
>>40084603
I... what? I mean, dork is my affectionate term, but, uh, now its kinda weird. Wdym???

>>40084560
I like dominating autistic failed men that turned themselves into women with hormones, surgery and makeup

>>40084620
for sure for sure

>>40084583
she's not autistic, she's white

>>40084637
You know there's no music, she's just ripping that natty

>>40084628
What about non autistics who actually succeeded hard at being a man and still found it so terribly depressing to be a successful man that she threw it all away to become a woman?

anyway if anyone wants to teach me guilty gear ill be over here practicing. altho i already found another tranner to spar with but i have to maintain my uhhh whats it incels call it. social dominance? i dont want to lose my place in the pecking order i need to win so u have to coach me ok

>>40084651
You can't go any lower don't worry

boymoding today

>>40084499
Yeah me
>>40084027 (OP)
Any 30 year old trannies in here

>>40084656
LMAO there are many things you can sneed about but that is not one of them im your favourite tranny's favourite tranny

>>40084620
Uhhh Uhhh when I was like 13-14 I met two traansgirls arround my age at a comiccon (they did disclose it) and they was really nice to me and effected my dumb hormone teen brain and now I'm here at 20 weeeee

>>40084456
>U cant possibly be that bad.
tempted to make you eat those words
>>40084464
well some of us are right
>>40084489
jesus is this pichu? You really are doing better

>>40084667
Hi 33 y/o trannie here wazzup?>>40084673
Yaknow what? I can respect that.

>>40084682
Would you be with an 18 year old virgin

>>40084682
I can respect that, *ya big dork

Im a dummy and missed my shot :'(

>>40084687
That depends, love. You looking for a mommy or what? Cuz with that kind of age gap, our dynamic aint gonna be on even footing.

it's a trick
nobody actually wants 30+ trannies
it's like those ads they write for desperate men, HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA

>>40084697
How can I indirectly say yes and hide that is my desire

>>40084698
I'm not him but I'm a 34 year old man who is looking for a 30 year old tranny.

>>40084027 (OP)
>Do you like pets?
They're great!
>Would you like a pet in the future?
Certainly
>What type?
Human, hopefully one that's easy to train

>>40084712
lies meant to give us false hope............

>>40084732
Why would I lie? When I lie I usually lie by omission by saying I'm like 30

>>40084667
32 here

>>40084698
To be faaaiiir, I've had a few people profess romantic feelings to me over the past year. Never able to build those relationships due to extenuating circumstances, tho.
>>40084709
Well if you look up at me with those really sweet puppydog eyes I know every single little sweet thing like you has and say very very sweetly, "Mommy, could you please pick me up?", I just might. After all, hiding your feelings isnt what big boys like you do, now is it?

>>40084741
>Well if you look up at me with those really sweet puppydog eyes I know every single little sweet thing like you has and say very very sweetly, "Mommy, could you please pick me up?", I just might. After all, hiding your feelings isnt what big boys like you do, now is it?
Yeah that is good
Uhhhhhh

>>40084698
i posted in the earlier thread asking about why chasers are so picky and wondering if it's because i'm ugly or make too much money, but being 30+ might actually be the reason lmao

>>40084748
It's that you make too much money

not her
but is a salary of 70k (pretty average, maybe below average) too much for a chaser?

>>40084748
they only want the young ones..... even when you try your hardest to connect with them...... evil chasers....... hags always lose.........

>>40084747
Uhhhh, what, sweetie? Surely I didnt break you so quickly with just a little but of sweetness.
>>40084750
Dang, I need to get out of IT and start working a gas station or somethn

>>40084760
You realize that's literally twice average right? I understand what you mean in that it's just getting by but the stats are kind of fucked.

>>40084769
Is my $200k salary intimidating chasers? I know men get weird about women making more than them, but I just cant help but be the precious valuable gem I am.

>>40084773
I can only speak for myself but my situation is pretty fucked considering I got laid off and took a pretty big paycut recently.

>>40084779
Ouch.
Honestly im not in a great spot myself. Getting forced to move states which means I have to get on the job hunt. I dont expect to land something nearly as cushy as I have again.

>>40084785
I also had to relocate, it's rough.

i was gonna say money isnt important as long as you have love but i have neither. but i have a warm bed and a full stomach so everything else will fall into place with time i think :D lets do our best again today anons

>>40084766
I need you in my life so bad
I want to cry

Everyone here is broken, it's kind of sad

>>40084818
What? People in the tranny board of 4chan are weirdos and fucked in some way? Whatttt

>>40084818
everyone everywhere is broken i think! its just harder for them to show it maybe. but i think thats okay

>>40084760
Bitch im not from the fucking 50s the more you make the better

>>40084808
Aw, it's okay sweetie. You're so young and have barely even begun to explore the world. Im sure a loving mommy is just waiting to scoop you up and take you home any day now. So dont cry, yea? Things will be okay.
>>40084818
4chan doing 4chan things as always. I at least made a point to break in such a spectacularly beautiful way.

>>40084841
oh thank god ive felt crazy all day please tell me this shit isnt normal right. the incels genuinely had me convinced men get intimidated by a woman's salary for a minute thats so stupid
why do we larp the '50s in this thread all the time its so strange to me

>>40084682
>I can respect that.
cool beans

>>40084748
Yeah that might be a thing, Ive only really interacted with MtFs around my age, so I dont really know any tranners 30+

>>40084818
I wish I was not so broken, but I got to live with it and grow.

>>40084855
No man in the modern age truly believes he could buy a house with 1 persons income and if he does hes retarded or a nepo baby in which case it doesnt matter

>>40084849
I wish I wasn’t here so I could call you mommy

>>40084856
You got your whole life ahead of you kid. You have a good attitude and you don't let people shitting on you get you down.

>>40084856
i would just say that the majority of chasers i've interacted with have been my age or older (i'm 32), maybe a couple in their late twenties? but i guess even if they're my age that would not preclude them from going after younger tranners

>>40084872
right like even with two its rough i genuinely for a minute was like. ugh im just really glad you said that i dont know what was wrong with me falling for that garbage i feel way better now LMAO ive never been more grateful for a reminder of the grim reality of the property market

Immigration=housing crisis

>>40084880
If a man wants you to earn less than him its pretty much a tacit admission that he doesnt see it as a combined salary he sees it as your money and his money because he has no plans of a future together

>>40084900
that's. actually a really good point i never thought about that

>>40084900
This is the most asinine thing I've ever read. A man is expected to provide for his family. If he cannot do that then he is a failure.

>>40084875
Aww, sweetie. I wish I could provide you with just a bit more warmth than this. Sweet things like you are among my favorite kind of people, and ive an unfortunate habit of adopting when I cant really keep any promises. Stay strong for me, wont you, love?

>>40084899
trip on lizzy

>>40084904
Retard or nepo baby
Call it

>>40084904
Toxic masculinity is a turn off, babe </3

>>40084913
No it's not.

>>40084904
you know how the chasers talk about where AGPs want to do that weird 50s housewife larp to get their femininity token. whats it called when chasers do that???

>>40084918
What's it like, being wrong?

>>40084926
I didn't create centuries of societal norms.

>>40084818
not always

>>40084929
okey. i dont really care abt centuries tho what about rn anon you know what i mean. sometimes the old ways just arent realistic anymore. and sometimes they werent so great in the first place. its important to be grounded in history but also flexible i think

>>40084818
Not me I have decided I’m fixed and perfect
10/10

>>40084960
Damn, that easy, huh?

>>40084943
Everyone seems very confused about why salary matters. I'm just pointing out how people generally feel.
And everyone is getting upset because they don't like the truth. Stop pretending it's not a thing.

>>40084971
i dont think people generally feel like that anon. i think that might be a you thing

>>40084972
Then why is it such a common issue that none of you understand? You're all so sure of what it isn't but can't make out what it is.

>>40084967
Yea why not. If I keep saying it it will be true

>>40084984
I dunno! but what's the praxis of this theory, you know what I mean? make less money? lie about how much you make on dates? it's just weird

>>40084993
So you reject the conclusion because it doesn't suit you personally? Ok.

>>40084988
Damn
I keep saying im perfect and then disappointing everyone when I turn out to just be a broken lateshit mother. :[ Must not have the secret sauce.

>>40084905
Yeah i will be the strongest man for you

>>40084997
it's not that I reject it i just can't understand it. why would someone act in a way that runs completely counter to their purposes. i don't get it...

>>40085012
Good job, sweetiepie.
Unfortunately, it is far past a reasonable bedtime for me, so I must go. If its late where you are, do try to get some rest soon, too. Be sure to drink plenty of water and take some time for yourself. <3 Nighty night.
>>40085024
Emotions and logic often conflict. Simple as.

>>40084027 (OP)
i wanna get a large male dog and give it handjobs all the time and occasionally let it mount and knot me. i find them really majestic and beautiful, especially really large ones.

>>40085039
i guess ..... i still don't really understand but maybe it's just one of those things

dead cope thread

>>40084971
Women just lie about it. When they're young they may legitimately care more about men's status than money. Your delivery is harsh but in practice it's extremely important to most women that their partners make more than them and are more financially stable than them.
As always with women, look at their actions, not their words.

>>40085068
Is this real or a shitpost?

>>40085277
i mean it's closer to a fantasy than something i plan on doing anytime soon, but not a shitpost at all. i guess i can say that i'm probably more likely to do it than not at one point in my life.

>>40084899
low IQ take
immigration often provides the kind of cheap labor that gets more houses built, faster, and for cheaper

>>40085332
Even lower IQ take. Cheap labor is never a good thing for the average people, it just erodes the living standards of the working class you dumb fuck. Only the elite gains from it.

>>40085344
True, Marx warned against it strongly for that reason.

>>40085364
Marx was a pampered lazy turd who wanted others to pay for his living style. Way to write a book about wanting to keep being a lazy bum.

>>40085373
He was also right about immigration

>>40084899
Sure, it's the inmigrants not the investment firms that turned a human necessity into a financial speculation asset and bought as many houses as they could driving up the prices like no one else could. No, it must be the inmigrants who end up being the actual people building houses and growing our food.

Fucking retard.

>decide it's time to go to sleep
>get comfy
>see something up on the roof
>fuckhuge spider right above me
>_< what the fuck

>Do you like pets?
Yeah, mostly just mammals though. My grandma had koi fish and I really like those guys because when you feed them they go 000
>Would you like a pet in the future? What type?
My roommate has a cat and I like him, I think if I got a pet of my own it'd be a cat
>Would you be able to date someone with pets? Would you like to get a pet together?
As long as it's not a snake or big bug, yes and yes
>Would you resent a pet if you didn't adopt it together?
No of course not, I love my roommate's cat as if he were my own
>Are there any types of pets that would totally rule out dating someone?
Snakes, bugs, and any dangerous non-mammal would be a no. I wouldn't get a bird myself but I wouldn't mind one

>>40084027 (OP)
>Do you like pets?
Of course I do. One tranner pet GF please

>>40085862
It's like she's guarding the fucking door, I don't want to hurt her because poor thing, she must be very young and doesn't know any better but every single move I make she follows me with her eyes and quickly rushes to a jumping position, she's also trying to eat the cute small spiders :(

>>40085888
Trapped trips

ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly

are there any christian trans women on this board or is it a pointless endeavour

>>40085920
I just got her inside a box, that was super scary, I'll just put her outside, why are these things scarier than before.

Trannies do you think you could love a good man with a shit job?

>>40085946
my gf is with me even tho im a broke uni student

chasers are incel faggots

>>40085946
As long as we are not starving, but I can work and have some good experience on well paying jobs, if I didn't have a single compromise(I have a huge compromise) I would definitely help him grow professionally.

trannies are incel faggots

>>40085949
I'm happy for you anon. Stick with the ones that stick by you.

>>40085950
>>40085961
yes

>>40085957
Based, i hope your compromise works out well, whatever it is.

>>40085970
The duality of the board

>>40085970
i will. i love her lots. our anniversary is in two weeks

>>40085950
>>40085961

does prog make you crazy or am i just like this?

I didn't get ANY sleep last night

aaaaa
>>40085985
based!!

>>40085992
it does 100% fuck with your mental for like a week or two after starting, stablizes after that though.

>>40086002
i was normal for about 2 months and now i am crazy. does that mean it is something else?

>>40086005
why is he so full of joy and whimsy that's not fair i want that too

>>40086007
no idea you might just be losing your mind some other way

>>40086016
oh great

>>40086008
He’s too busy pissing on the haters to be bothered with such trivial matters.

>>40086020
what a diva

>>40085887
whuoah... that image looks so cozy....

>>40086005
Bruhh

how to stop being insane

Good morning cg, I feel close to a paradigm shift

>>40086028
He just like me fr
>>40086041
Shut up beta before I put your little shrimp dick in a cage

>>40086049
good morning!
>>40086053
so true

>>40086049
good morning!!!

I ordered new shoes for a pride bar crawl this weekend :)

>>40086049
Good morning, remember to drink lots of water
>>40086063
They’re cute

it’s over

There’s this Russian person on Instagram that keeps vogueing, and honestly they’re werking that shit! I didn’t know there were divas like that in Russia?!

>>40085985
Happy for u anon

>>40086036
You're too fat to fit in it. You're a slampig anyways

>>40086049
Dont turn into a transbian

actually my make up looks really pretty today. we are so back

>>40086081
unrel but does anyone else feel like the instagram algo is somehow way more biased for looks than tiktok? like on tiktok my fyp has a lot of just regular normal ass people, on insta i never get videos from people who aren't incredibly hot and well dressed. i feel like it's way worse for my self image lol

>>40086066
Thanks :)

Had a dream I was messing around with a trans girl, she had nips a solid half inch long, and when I pinched one, she shot ropes out her cock

>>40086119
Post unsee , princess

>>40086119
Good job!
>>40086122
I mean, kind of? I followed a bunch of femme twinks (two transitioned around little bit before me) and that skewed things into a queer algorithm and then I started getting a bunch of things from dolls that I liked. My Instagram is art, memes being trans, mtfs or like stupid skibidi retard brain rot. But nobody is as cool as Nunchuck Tylor

>>40086153
no thanks!
>>40086156
than you!

>>40085901
BASED

cage equipped i feel better at guilty gear already

>>40086063
Love them,

>>40086173
I got cock stomped by an Elephelt and threw my controller at the ground

>>40086118
I don’t think you can turn into a transbian. I bet it’d make dating really easy though.

>>40086173
lmao you playing gold lewis yet?

I held the door for a trans woman and she said hi

>>40086183
i tried to enter the multiplayer lobby and lost to the tutorial AI so im going back to bots for now :') bedman so cute tho i want to know more about their lore

>>40086165
>>40086173
Cant you girls be normal

>>40086187
no but i went against him for the first time and i think i briefly lost consciousness multiple times
>>40086192
god forbid a girl have fun...

>>40086192
I like this meme, their faces are funny. the left just has this look or concern and worry, and the right looks like a confident retard

>>40086189
I ain’t playing that shit until they get rid of that fuck ass tower, and I also ain’t playing that shit on my Xbox controller. That powera has a garbage dpad

>>40086197
i had to give up soooo much shit to get one of the 8bitdo controllers in the divorce and it was soooo worth it this shit plays like butter

feels like a damn steam room outside. hard to brath

>>40086201
I used to play my switch with one, they’re heat. I have a leverless but I can get used to the piano keying and it feels weird to play an anime game without a pad

>>40086212
oh i totally want to get into thoseeeee i heard they're the best

>>40086224
They’re way to expensive, I’d rather fiddle my joy stick than press three buttons to move in a cardinal direction

>>40086236
makes sense to be honest

>>40086238
Not only that but doing half circles and 720’s is fucking aids with all buttons because you have to like do [left, left down, down, right down, right] to get half circles and you have to like glide your fingers across the buttons with a stick you just flick that shit and hit the nastiest flash chop

nobody cares if cows are ugly
they are always pretty

>>40086260
whoaaaa i can barely even do them with a stick thats insaneeeeee its weird to like. think of each of those inputs individually but i guess most people probably do that already??? idk

>>40086261
I've never seen a cow play fetch wow.
Also good morning

>>40086267
You don’t think about it unless you’re on all button or a keyboard because you literally have to make sure to hit each direction perfectly or you’ll drop the input

>>40086294
right right

>>40086201
that's not true. i had to convince you to take even one of them

>>40086305
im so sick of the fucking transbians in this thread

>>40086309
Yassss biiitch

>>40086165
incredibly based post i leaked a little

>>40086309
i'll log out of my 4chan account now sorry. remember to take your meds

I hate when people call someone stupid or say like “it’s not that serious” when someone gets mad at a game, I’m sorry that I’m competitive and just lost lots of ranked points in a game that I take seriously because of fucking brain dead idiots who don’t understand team roles

Why do the transbians come here

>>40086324
steal ur girl

>>40086321
Ok but for you maybe get better first you know

>>40086261
thats a big dog

>>40086329
But you could only steal another transbian
Which just leads to the question being asked again

>>40086321
>it’s not that serious
If you don't get pissed when you lose how can you get hyped when you win?

>>40086335
its cute that you think that

>>40086318
oh shit yea my meds

>>40086340
Yeah im sure you got the dick so big you turn all the girls gay or whatever but seriously why do you come here

>>40086346
They are all the same as this one btw

>>40086346
steal ur girl

>>40086332
I’m pretty good at Overwatch, it’s just the team composition that has a 50% to fuck me, I’ve played Roadhog and people would play widow and tracer as our damages :skull:
>>40086337
Exactly, I understand like getting overly salty or tilted at something minor but it I yell at my screen a little bit and smack my desk it’s not that deep

>>40086355
Yes I was specifically talking about overwatch when I said you should get better before raging.

>>40086351
Do they also show up in the gaygen
I wonder if they just post everywhere for attention

>>40086321
low elo ass statement opinion
>>40086355
lowest elo statement of all time

>>40086367
i wouldn't post in a thread without confused trans women that just need a bit of guidance and care <3

>>40086379
Ew

>>40086363
That’s why I’m cute and Glaceon-coded while you’re a faggot and Muk-coded
>>40086373
It’s giving silver I know, but still

>>40086390
dont worry i could never make it into silver when i played :')

>>40086192
bronya’s transbian ex gf literally just looks like an autistic incel with long hair

>>40086398
i think she's pretty

Good morning friends. I burned my mouth while eating some very hot pizza

>>40086390
if youre silver you should watch some guides on how to play, focus on your aim only, and never think about your team ever again. probably consider lowering your sensitivity (try to copy a pro player’s)

good luck!

>>40086333
moo
>>40086291
hi

>>40086429
That’s some fag shit, I just play with my heart

some songs you didn't think you liked actually sound better on certain systems

>>40086440
whining about your team being garbage when you whiff hooks on roadhog is also fag shit, but have fun being full hearted in silver babe

>>40086454
I don’t miss hooks though? I can’t tank the entire enemy team and then kill them, my supports were very very good that game but my damages couldn’t play THEIR role properly and do damage!

I honestly can't believe it's already 2025. It feels like 2020 was just 8 months ago. Does this mean I'm old?

>>40086451
you shouldn't listen some songs in headphones, but only at the concert.
also listening to classical music outside of churches and philharmonia is cringe as fuck, no, you're not better than others you're an uneducated retard

>>40086481
yes! but everyone's basically stuck in 2020 forever for obvious reasons so don't worry about it

>>40086468
if you hit hook on cooldown on a support or dps and didnt die you would climb easily. ana players will nade you like once a game in silver and waste sleep dart its so free.

>>40086500
im ana players

>>40086494
Did something big happen in 2020?
>>40086505
I'm also anorexic! Twins

>>40086390
i love glaceon's design
favorite eeveelution

>>40086514
>Did something big happen in 2020?
yes, the release of RuPaul's 13th studio album. can't think of anything else
>I'm also anorexic!
LMAO

>>40086505
Ana players are great (if they’re on my team). Orisa players should put fire ants in their urethra or srsussy

>>40086533
idk i mostly just played moira cause they made you have to aim on sym now :c

>>40086538
I’m kind of glad you’re in a cage because I want to cut your fucking balls off, moiras are genuinely useless majority of the time.

>>40086489
ramones songs are better in the live version. playing songs live they did it faster and more energy. cant hear them in concert tho, a few of them died

>>40086546
LMFAO dont worry u havent seen my moira im cracked sis trust

I want to make pink lemonade but I don't want to buy 30 lemons and 30 strawberries.
Also I need a dress like this!!!

>>40086554
ohhhhh thats crochet right??? its totally cuteeeee imagine how perfect of a fit you could get making it...

I started seeing a cis girl again and it’s so low effort compared to trannies. No blatant mental illness or brainworms to deal with. No having to worry about her going lesbian on you. Just pure fun and affection. Consider me retired from chasing, brothers.

>>40086548
maybe the concert hall was awful?
i've never listened to them before.

>>40086557
i hope you treat her well anon!! good luck!!! ill be cheering u on

>>40086552
Trust that I will kill you if you lie to me
>>40086554
What do you need 30 lemons for? 2 bags of lemons should be perfectly fine for lemony lemonade

why why why why did god make me unclean?

i’m no good


forgive me beautiful transgirls, you are so chinese beautoful

>>40086557
that's what everybody told you here, stupid retard
also larp

>>40086557
Giwtwm
I can’t get a cis woman so I’m stuck with the troons for the time being

>>40086557
Kill yourself [feller]

>>40086557
get out

Heay beautiful transgender girls did you grow boobies? Do you play with your squishy boobies? Girl with wieners and booby?

>>40086578
i did and i do it honestly rules

>>40086557
probably for the best anon

>>40086557
i should do this

>>40086556
I'm pretty sure it's crochet. This would actually look so good on me! Unfortunately idk how to crochet.
>>40086563
Yeah perhaps. But I want to make a lot
>>40086578
I love touching and squeezing my itty bitty titties

>>40086581
>>40086586
That’s terrific I’m glad you’re enjoying your boobies.

started seeing an openly gay dude, much less bitchy and less cowardly than chasers

started seeing a therapist

>>40086557
all chasers will eventually leave for cis women.. it is what it is, we’re just destined to die alone :(

started seeing dead people

>>40086586
How big of a pitcher do you have?!

Stopped seeing my penis while erect
>>40086616
Big :)

>>40086613
Not all of them, there’s some I think that genuinely want to be with a trans woman. They’re just rare or perverted beyond belief.

>>40086625
Show big pitcher

>>40086557
I wish I could find a cis girl

>>40086613
Not me. I'm a 5'8 incel.

>>40086628
You sound like the chaser that says show hole
>>40086643
If I suck your dick do you stop being an incel?

>>40086595
>That’s terrific I’m glad you’re enjoying your boobies.
kek

>>40086657
I have known angry little women hating dudes that right after getting a girlfriend turned into huge simps

>>40086643
5’8” isnt that short XD

>>40086578
i did and i semi hate it i wish i could just not wear a bra and/or wear tshirts without them being noticeably there desu
the common thought is that those who dont want them get them and those who really want them dont get them

>>40086663
thats kind of sweet i could fix him

>>40086657
That was the goal lol
Show big pitcher sis

>>40086663
Need an incel turned simp bf
>>40086684
I'll post it if I ever find it. Must've gone missing? Or it's at my grandparents house

so buggy is a pre-HRT transbian sex pest now? interesting

>>40086697
im mentoring her i hope to teach her everything i know about the craft

Just kind of felt like the customer support guy at target was hitting on me. He was all like “I’d be so glad to help you with more”

What about an airline except all the stewardesses are transgirls and all the passengers smoke weed and jump out of the plane into a volcano killing themselves and the transgirl stewardesses all have sex and ejaculate on eachother’s tits?

>>40086706
That's his job

this guy at the store held the door open for me, I think he wanted to fuck me

Chasers have a meltdown anytime tranners show camaraderie by calling the transbians sex pests. I just want to see her pitcher bro

>>40086716
Yeah but he seemed to really like talking to me

>>40086706
I love when men flirt. They have no subtlety especially compared to women
>>40086713
What a strange idea
>>40086721
Sorry babe :(

>men think the cashier is flirting with them
>ummm you creep? She's just doing her job? Did she consent for you to feel attracted to her?
>women feel like the cashier is hitting in them?
>You go girl! Don't listen to the stinky insecure men! You know your truth!

>>40086730
Do you like sweet lemonade or sour lemonade? I like the taste of lemons a lot so I usually make the lemonade with a ton of lemon juice and like 1 to 1 1/2 cups of sugar! But it also goes well with fudge and stuff that I learned to make from my grandma

>>40086740
He wasn’t a cashier it was customer support chat online

>>40086740
are you 12

Do transgirls get mad if you scream the n-word during sex?

>>40086751
I like it a bit sweeter. I don't exactly measure my ingredients though so I just trust my instincts when adding sugar.
>>40086757
This would be a very odd thing to say during sex

>>40086757
better be the hard R or else you’re a pussy
and you better be ok with me being in blackface

any “perverted beyond belief” chasers that wouldnt leave me for a cis woman ill do anything you want

Should I 1. Make a Reddit account and post pics to try to get random men to dm. 2. Make a dating apps account and try to find random men to dm. 3. Go out partying all summer in the skankiest apparel I own.

>>40086780
3 !!!!!!!! 3 forever

>>40086769
Sugar is good sometimes but I can’t stand sweetness in drinks or drinking like crazy amounts of calories. I like candy though because it’s good especially dark chocolate

>>40086780
Do all three

>>40086780
2 and come on here less

>>40086780
2. The chasers in or near Boston clearly don’t have the balls to chase you. Stop wasting time, go find a bf.

>>40086786
Dark chocolate is in fact the superior chocolate. Also lots of sugar is good for you. You need to eat more sugar

>>40086801
No <3

In the distant future, cyber transgirls will feed you cum laced with DMT at my nightclerb. And then I’ll be shot in the head by cyber cholos, so the club will close down.

>>40084027 (OP)
This weekend i spent some time in a cage with a catgirl i know who showed up to a t4t4nb orgy

Why don't chasers simply dress cute and act normal to get in on it?

>>40086788
No I’d need to actually start coming here more so I can ask for advice about everything.

i guess it was very retarded to not having any job for months. god, i just had to pick something low effort and it'd help with schedule and structure in my life? why i didn't look at that in this way? now it's kinda too late. god i'm stupid what to do now

I heard about a murder that happened a few years ago in the town I live in. I found the house it happened in on the map. Am I weird for doing this?

>>40086850
>brought a parent to their interview
Why do zoomers do that?

>>40086858
get a job now ? its never too late to start
>>40086859
no thats normal
>>40086863
why do these zoomers keep bringing their “daddy” to their job interview?

>>40086859
It’s giving true crime girlie

>>40086863
I assume because no pun intended they interview on zoom and the parent can just sit there off camera or something

>>40086868
What if I went to the house? Is that still normal?
>>40086869
Just a bit

>>40086868
i have two free months left.
i'm just thinking i'd have done everything i needed. sometimes too late is really too late. shitty feeling. god, i'd fix my life years ago if i wasn't so stupid
i thought job would take too much energy, never repeat my mistake, people

ghosts are real.......

First time eating chain fast food in months and I get diarrhea

I threw glass at my friends eyes and now I’m on probation.

>>40086557
fuck you kys

>>40086969
>never repeat my mistake, people
Lmao too late
Just gearing up to get my first actual job in the near future
Wasted so much time, potential, and opportuninities being a bum ass loser
But fuck it we ball, fixing my shit now

https://sendapic.xyz/view/yDW2tu
so bored tonight

i miss venus >___<

>>40087219
Kill yourself uggo

>>40087274
Are you getting on hormones soon
Hopefully it chills you out

>>40087280
Yes hopefully, but I don’t care telling Rexia to kill themselves is always the moral thing to do.

chasey could you still love a tranner even if she was kind of financially irresponsible

>>40087312
that's just how women are. so yes

>>40087312
the £20 amazon flat cage is basically useless apparently chastity devices aren't really designed for if you're intact?? so i want to buy one that's like. ten times the price. but i can get it on klarna... and ive really analysed the fit issues with the one i bought so i feel like it wasnt a waste of money like i understand where the problem originates from and how to solve it. and this brand are like totallyyyy top of the line i checked out a bunch of online communities and they were like yea its either this or you get something custom made. which sounds super fun but probably more than a little outside of my price range right now. and ill make sure to wear it every day so i'll get the value out of it take a billion measurements so its the exact right size. and i have enough money set aside for food and stuff so even though its kind of a stupid purchase i deserve it rn...

>>40083588
>>40083588
>>40083588
new

im suffering from PTESD (post-traumatic erection stress disorder)

>>40087071
once i flunged a metal fork backwards over my shoulder for no reason while my friend was walking behind me in a hallway and it hit him in the eye
i know that feeling, whatever youre feeling

i feel heavy and sad think i'll go back to bed

>>40087379
Why are you being nice to him immediately after this >>40087274

>>40087441
i replied to her before i finished reading the thread

>>40087379
It’s the title of a queer core punk song anon, I would never actually do something like that.
>>40087441
>>40087445
Rexia hate is justified.

Good morning thread. Did you sleep well?

>>40087555
good morning! i did

>>40087555
i slept well but i woke up covered in my own piss and shit

>>40087591
god im so jealous

>>40087342
Buying a flat cage for your first one is overly ambitious. You should start by getting a $10 sizing kit to figure out what'll fit you and then get a regular - non-flat - cage of that proper size. Mature Metal are the only ones that make them as far as I'm aware. Yes this means it will take more time to get the cage and yes it's an extra purchase. But the alternative is what you just did: buying a cage that doesn't fit and then spending more money and waiting for shipping again anyway.
>>40087591
Hate when that happens.

>>40087591
trip on lizzy

>>40087605
yeahhhh i figured.... i kinda dont regret just picking one up to see if it's even fun but i kinda wish i went a little cheaper.... its not a bad investment tho its useful even if only as a show piece, you know what i mean? i haven't heard of mature metal but i kinda like the look of the metal ones better... i was looking at kink3D and they definitely seem more comfortable for wearing longer term but the sizing is sooooo complicated.... im learning a lot about the importance of properly managing the ball gap i wanna go break out the set square and do some trig on it...

>>40087643
Definitely get metal or resin. Plastic ones may be tempting because they're cheap and typically better looking, but they're entirely for show. If someone's toying with you and you actually start to get an erection wearing one of those, you can easily crack it down the middle. Which, by the sounds she was making, was a horrible pain. And unfortunately one you probably won't enjoy.

I hate it when there's a popular post on twitter or reddit and the op responds to everyone.

>>40087445
Do you read every post?

>>40087676
wuoaaaa that's terrifying i never even considered that.... ill bear it in mind!!!!

>>40087676
i have a holy trainer nub
i wear it with a harness so it doesnt move around
its very comfy :3
ive came multiple times from anal in one, it never stops feeling amazing

>>40087706
yeah, i have to, thats my job

>>40087728
I need a gf like you

>>40087728
Good girl.
>>40087712
Please do.

>>40087730
Ohhh, as a janny?

>>40087740
i originally did it to stop getting erections
now i just get home from work and lock myself up because i got used to the routine
getting srs eventually so its not an eternal thing, idk if ill do female chastity it seems kinda clunky
>>40087743
:DD yaay

You smell like cigarettes, the strong ones

>>40087750
it would be breaking the rules for me to call myself a janitor or mod.
additionally, janitors and mods are encouraged not to disclose their janitor and mod status.

>>40087755
Do you not get erections anymore?

>>40087769
Oh wow I didn't realize you actually were

>>40087182
there is no worse pain than getting your shit together when it's too late. why is it my fucking fate?

>>40087781
im not

>>40087787
No I get it wink

>>40087774
i can still sorta feel them under the cage but i upped my cypro dosage to hopefully get rid of those forever, its been really stubborn
but i got a lot of shrinkage! its gone down from like 7 inches to 4 or maybe even 3 :D i know erections uncaged hurt a lot now so they usually go down on their own pretty quick

>>40087794
I need you

>>40087755
>female chastity
yeah those aren't nearly as hot. The reason chastity is hot is the masochistic emasculation. That's not really symbolized the same way with a female chastity cage. And also then I can't fuck you which is stupid. The whole point is to reduce you to a hole. Blocking the hole defeats the purpose.

pichu please permanently ban anybody who insults me please

It makes sense how Pichu was able to have a 1 on 1 with a mod and get unbanned now

it actually makes sense that pichu is a moderator

Fuck sneed all my homies hate sneed.
Also wolves aren't even that cool.

I wonder if Pichu would like 4chan if people were actually anon and she wasn't able to keep track of who is saying what

>>40087842
pichy please behead this chvd

Pichu is the top student at her clown school

>>40087818
yeah idk post srs i wont be doing any of that stuff, ill just have my classic lineup of a dildo, my magic wand, my imagination, and freshly sculpted artisanal deluxe vagina :3
its not even been emasculation ever i just really do it to not get erections

>>40087860
Clown school: where you learn the finer points of posting cute animals, calling people who like you faggots, and generally hating The Gays.

90% of my posts are shitposts
Must be confusing for pichu chan

i need to be beaten and left crying

>>40086859
You are so pretty, I saw some of your pics on the archive :-)

>>40087870
>i just really do it to not get erections
That's the emasculation I was talking about. "This was somebody's son but now she's my cocksleeve" type shit.

I have been a good boy. My wolf posting to a minimum. Taking regular showers. Not peeing in the sink as much

>>40087837
she has all our IPs

guys on grindr are too pussy to take a belt or fist to me literally only found one and he was hiv positive.

>>40087918
i was never my parents son though, they've known from when i was like 7

>>40087937
Everyone on grindr is an AIDS fag

>>40087940
That's not the point. Didn't you ever get bullied for being effeminate in high school?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIQ3t1ixUIE

this is your new chaser bf. he has some life advice for you.

>>40087961
no? i was already a girl in high school pretty much, they either didnt notice or didnt care
never got bullied for presenting fem or being trans at any point

>>40087977
me on the left. im a faggot

>>40087976
Oh. Well then you probably wouldn't get it.
>>40087977
I SAID "DUCK"!
But this is cute too. Thank you.

>>40087982
Me on your right, bigger than you, holding you.

>>40087966
i dont really understand what he is saying but im just happy he is talking to me :D

>>40087989
fine!

what is an "ip"

>>40087977
that’s a dawg

>>40087989
idk, the guy i had sex in high school with tried to say something like that "this was someone's son" thing but i was just very confused by it bc no it wasnt?? you're having sex with a girl sir
anyway it was so cute how he was so awkward in undressing me :3

>>40088012
Holy shit it's actually true

>>40088005
:D he has a bunch of these videos btw

>>40087991
im a shoulderhon im prolly bigger than u

>>40088024
I doubt you're bigger than me

>>40088023
ok i will listen to them this is boyfriend experience asmr to me

>>40088015
Where are you at?

>>40088026
you're talking to a 5'6 15in biacromial 18in bideltoid tranny
its over for you little guy i mog you

u shouldnt talk abt me like that anon im someones son :c

>>40088037
I'm half a foot taller than you

>>40088035
before you propose anything it takes me over 12h to travel to even anywhere else in europe so it wont matter :(

gonna go ack I think, here's one more

>>40088049
Oh it's you. You have a very pretty face

pichu I will join your server if you behead those who insult Dog

>>40088055
good morning (it isn't morning for either of us)

It's kind of funny how dude became a discord tranny

>>40088056
>oh its you
oh no...

pichu was immediately able to tell that was clown, this means she really is a moderator

>>40088049
>12h
do you live in the faroe islands or something?

>>40088069
You're just trying to cover her because you're joining her server

Clown is cool, unless you’re a faggot

>>40088010
Much better. Well done.
>>40088015
>you're having sex with a girl sir
Yeah but the idea is there's some amount of shame associated with not living up to what was expected of you based on your AGAB. Typically that gets reinforced by being bullied for being an effeminate fagboi pre-transition. Then you fetishize that later in life as a way to relive it in a controlled environment and wind up being okay at the end after having been yourself without reservation, instead of some horrible punishment being handed down from on high for being abnormal. It's a self-acceptance and healing from trauma thing. But if you don't have that trauma you won't have that fetish and you won't get it.
Unfortunately this makes you uninteresting to me as a plaything. Unless you're really into being slapped and choked and stuff for other reasons.
>>40088055
Don't.

>>40088056
Is it the russian chudette?

>>40088071
no but i have unfortunate connectivity and travel options to anywhere but within my own country
>>40088083
>Unless you're really into being slapped and choked and stuff for other reasons.
..yeah i am? because getting dommed is hot?
is that not why most subs like it??

guess who got they orchi done!!!! :DDDD

can i bite them

>>40088104
Sometimes. It's not actually important to me WHY you enjoy it I've just been around the block enough times to know that for most people the masochistic fetishes they have relate to some trauma. Girls who've been raped develop cnc kinks, and I know one girl who dealt with being overly sexualized from a young age by developing autopedophilic fantasies. I didn't really care to engage with that one, it made me uncomfortable, but I still had lots of fun with her in other ways.

>>40088126
Did you really?

just a small bite i promise

Annoying reddit homo

>>40088139
i mean ive been SA'd but all that did was make me unable to give a blowjob without having a panic attack..

only pichu has the power to doxx frogposter. she’s the only one who can see all the IPs.

>>40088157
I'm not a psychologist idk why some people like to relive these things and others don't. I'm just trying to explain mef.
>>40088152
That's not very nice. Mefmoder's just trying to make a joke.

>>40088167
She sent him nudes instead

>>40088074
I already joined, she's letting me harvest all the user info

>>40088055
im not a member of the custodial staff

>>40088175
i know

>>40088205
this wasn't supposed to be a reply, sorry clown

>>40088213
Clean it up Pichu

if you think about it pichu is the quintessential janny

>has enough time to moderate
>has been on the board for a long time and is obviously emotionally invested in it
>is autistic enough to actually fill in the janitor application

and now she knows all your secrets, anons

Winemom is the janny, she told me!

>>40088240
>all your secrets
Like what? This website doesn't have any of my secrets.

>>40088258
she knows you’re a bottom bro

i know all your secrets and i sell them to foreign intel

>>40088282
NOOOOO!
My carefully crafted persona.... ohhh....

>>40088289
For you that'd be America

@pichu
https://youtu.be/j4YgQPX8SK8?si=Y_M74SSpCHTqQ2Lz

>>40088364
Basedjack irl

Please my friends, try to be normal