Thread 40093607

>>40093607 (OP)
early idiot

https://voca.ro/1bZ0XG3pi7SV
I'm only 23 years old

Just 23

https://youtube.com/shorts/J4GD0I8CxYY?si=Y0cUG98L7e8mANNZ
Do you guys like gypsie rose Blanchard what do you think about her leaving her husband for ken

https://voca.ro/1gLd1sge6ap2

>>40093659

i wish we had our own Meloni in poland shes so based and charming

Hemlo
Do you guys like pho? I've never tried it.

watching pho rn

>>40093691
https://voca.ro/1hzvSnGGqoLI

>3hrs of sleep
This shit is probably so bad for my skin haha
>>40093706
pho sho

was thinking about hades II yesterday and they just dropped a new patch ugh my mind of a mastermind with a hint of oracular divining

>>40093718
well i do like alessandra mussolini more

>>40093731
Could you also manifest a bf for me

>>40093736
https://voca.ro/17DpExm2GxrA

>>40093722
Hehe

Guys I'm worried about Mexicans in the United States what's going to happen to them

They build ICE camps nobody should be put on ICE that's so cruel to put them where it is cold

>>40093810
>>40093829
Mexicans hate the cold ;_;

latino freshie sissy holes are so eager tho

Consider deleting your post

playing disciples 2

i have a hairy bushy crotch that gives off aromatic mansmells

Mr pancakes is in my bed right now he's stinky sphinx cats have a very unique smell

>>40093659
zamn im older than you? what the fuckkk bros why am i old. i thought GD was the same age as me

>>40093722
>pho sho
flashback to that picture of cdc with that shirt. that fugly mother fucker is burned into my brain

>>40093942
good news, you will keep getting older but she will stop aging at 25 kekeke

>>40093875
my goat, you tell em

>>40093953
Lmao I get that flashback even just seeing the word "pho"

>>40093976
omggg why is he so ugly? it's burned into your brain too? and he has the nerve to post here after showing those pictures

Xanthippe has a very distinct diction and way of typing

samefag larping is real

Grindr is all Indian now

Just had a gay thought

>>40094054
Just observed racism on 4channel.org.

curry niggas love bwc

>>40094061
Not racist just an observation

>>40094073
Timur earning free Mountain Dew for life from 7-11

>>40094080
And? Wuz yo prollem with it wi boi. Fuck Sandeep's ass right now

>>40094085
no cap they be thirsting on our twinks

>>40094054
well you live in canada

>>40094061
is it really racism if its indians? lets be real

>>40094099
fr doe, kiss your anime uWu Kawaii bullshit goodbye too

the future is brown

There's no future then is there?

I just got rejected for being too young

maybe you got rejected for having aids

does gd actually have aids or is it a meme?

Wig status: snatched
Wall status: climbed
Bed status: shat
HIV status: +++

>>40094148
cocks are for men, not boys

>>40094158
she showed a pic holding the aids meds bottle

>>40094162
The worst post I've ever read, ew, my eyes are recoiling.

>>40094170
pedo

>>40094173
I prefer the term 'mentor'.

Cocks are for shotæ

I miss Sissy like you wouldn't believe

You're my butterfly, sugar, baby

would you date someone who has aids? what will be your conditions? no sex, just romantic stuff?

>>40094223
no

>>40094223
only if he was a billionaire, id need a 100k monthly allowance and no physical contact

>>40094223
i won't date them

The art of farting silently

>>40094259
tops should fart loudly
bottoms should fart quietly

>>40094289
and if youre vers?

>>40094161
kek

>>40094300
only farting behind closed doors so the sound is muffled and the volume is medium

Braaap sometimes I've got to be honest I cake fart

what would you do if a bottom farted while you were eating his ass or fucking his hole?

>>40094317
vomit

>>40094223
No. Aids is too serious of a disease and i don't want to risk my health.

I don't have aids haters say that because they love to hate me

a bottom farting during a good fuck sesh is normal, all that air being pushed in and changing positions etc its bound to happen and i ignore it because its not a fart thats coming from the bowls that stink like a normal fart.

in saying that i would kick the shit out the bottom if he farted in my face whilst i ate his bussy

>>40094326
post pp

>>40094323
you are not a real top
a real top loves to sniff his bottom's farts

I need him

>>40094344
him?

I shaved my moustache

>>40094354
much better

i- imagine two males performing intercrural lovemaking >.<

>>40094358
I don't really think it looks better

>>40094346
If you have a pp you are a man.

>>40094354
lame

>>40094354
did you shave your hole too?

>>40094380
No I have a thick bush infront of my hole that the turds have to fight past

>>40094382
post it

pp = male

Male women don't exist.

>>40094363
it does

I actually had HPV so bad one time that the warts closed my asshole so the poo had to push past like bloody stinky play dough

it looks like shit, glue it back on right now

>>40094402
not now slayer

>>40094402
some things are supposed to be private, shiza

delta's hpv infested butthole warts struggling to let out his stinky loud farts

>>40094405
lol

I have strawberries and whipped cream and no one to share them with. So I must eat them all yumyumyumyum

All you need is love, luv
Love is all you need

>>40094423
skunk looks so nice here

>>40094409
not me i only ever had fissures

kek he lurks

me and cheeza

is that the ick on eck guy

>>40094436
i just dont have anything to say sometimes! the thread is open in my browser and i refresh from time to time

>>40094429
kys

>>40094444
post hole

One time a guy gave me weed to come in his car and I don't remember what happened next I just remember waking up on a park bench :/

four fours ugh my fateful mind

>>40094458
is that how you caught aids

I need to shower I smell like balls and arse and cock

>>40094469
hi delta

>>40094354
did you shave it with a used blade and no shaving cream?

>>40094472
do you use a name generator of gg posters to decide which poster you're going to OWN in each sneedpost? Suck my sticky cock

>>40094480
some people's skin gets irritated no matter what

>>40094469
i want to smell you

wtf is a sneedpost

>>40094492
get over here then bottom

>>40094497
do you have hairy pits and bushy crotch?

mreow

Have you ever used any apps other than Grindr for hook-ups / dating?

12 more days until I go on a Euro vacation with my 18yo bf for 6 weeks. I'll be paying for everything because he's 18 and doesn't even have a bank card yet. I have never been alone with anyone for this long, sharing the same hotel room and everything, not even my own family or siblings so I imagine it's going to be awkward at times. I'm just wondering how do those who have gone on vacations as a couple handle such a thing? Do you give each other alone time so you don't become annoyed by each other? Do you let them go off as they desire and not spend every minute together? I fear he's going to get lost if I let him go off and do his own thing and I'm fully responsible for him as the older gent in this relationship but I don't want to spend every single minute with him until I hate his guts more than I like fucking them. Any advice is appreciated.

>>40094531
what a larp. show us the plane ticket of this euro tour

>>40094529
does discord count? it wasn't intentional but i met my ex thru it. we were both in a server for some IRL event for a gaming meetup

>>40094531
Vro be like

>>40094529
yeah tindr...why do so many of you use hookup apps if you want a bf?

>>40094570
guy in blue deserves better

Who in the world would block someone just for the crime of being Irish

Im proud of my Irish blood the Irish have done a lot for the world

Most 18 year old twinks are so completely easy to please and new to the adult world, they're ready to do anything for you after you buy them a medium priced meal like you're their daddy. What's blud waffling about.

>>40094582
Margaret Thatcher

squeak in my hole

>>40094595
they wouldn't say that spooge

>>40094531
that's your honeymoon
you are supposed to fuck him the entire time

>>40094585
name 5 things

>>40094550
same, i meet a lot of guys through servers from then hs and now uni

>>40094599
i'll say anything for a good time

the key to my heart isn't a meal
i just want to be cuddled and showered with love

>>40094544
not going to do that, a lot of you guys are into strange rituals and would try to make my plane crash

>>40094611
>showered with love
best i can do is cum pal

>>40094603
They sent Irish to the moon

i want a hairy irish hubby who has very stinky pits and balls

Bros today is my sisters high school graduation, do I just go in shorts and a graphic tee or do I have to dress in a button up and jeans? Its gonna thunderstorm later today so it got moved to indoor graduation, kinda dreading having to catch up with my former teachers and stuff :c

>>40094590
He's different and doesn't care about money or material things. I've bought him two expensive gifts and he just donated them because he doesn't like owning things. He absolutely hates the idea of ownership, his parents are wealthy philanthropists so he has this "my life work is to help everyone" type of ordeal going on in his mind. He also wanted to go somewhere else on vacation (poorer countries to volunteer together) and I'm not doing that but he found volunteer activities to do in Europe over the summer where we can be hands on with those in poverty so it's not really a vacation about enjoying ourselves. He wants everything to be a learning experience.

I heard there's Nazis on the dark side of the moon

>>40094646
if it's just a public highschool graduation you can wear whatever you want, they don't have a dress code you must follow

>>40094650
https://youtu.be/3UnRTk1MEGY?si=jwWzaaaNwxlqZWq8

>>40094684
He doesn't fart, he's very responsible about his eating habits and carbon footprint.

Be honest would you date me

>>40094696
lol

>>40094698
Shut up and eat your ice creme

>>40094698
I feel like you're lost and need to go back to school. Get a degree. Your life isn't going to get any better unless you pursue a higher purpose. Isn't a college education in Canada mostly subsidized by the government and totally affordable for all citizens?

>>40094716
He has schizophrenia and aids bruh. Clam down.

>>40094716
I don't need no education I don't need no mind control besides I am pursuing a higher education if you know what I mean hehe weed

>>40094719
Those are just excuses. There's kids dying in hospitals still logging in to take their school classes and you want to act like he gets a free pass? He doesn't.

I wish habitat for humanity would build me a house for being schizophrenic

>>40094730
He has clinically diagnosed schizophrenia, which means he needs constant medication or he could end up homeless again. Let him live his life you have no fucking clue what that's like.

Tbh I survive on welfare so why would I do anything

>>40094735
https://www.youtu.be/y2LmmpSqSRs

>>40094737
we used to stick those ppl into loony bins what happened to that

>>40094740
Wow I'll have to try that next time
>No but being homeless is such a terrifying experience the outdoors when your locked from the inside realm is like another world it's like some weird backrooms shit you walking through the land like a ghost walking through all these people's lives as a part of the environment and they look at you like an animal

>>40094743
Can't have nice things dear

And then you feel you might die and still there's little refuge from the outdoors it's like fucking get out animal

>>40094738
that's only $16,000 a year

my poos feel like theyve been lubed, coming out really smooth like

>>40094753
The government pays me moar for having hiv for a special diet

>>40094746
animals are all homeless and survive just fine, why are humans so weak and act like being outside of such a chore?

>>40094761
I'm autistic

>>40094758
What's your diet?

>>40094768
Mostly bugs sometimes fish

>>40094774
Didn't you get hiv by chasing bugs?
Bing bang bam

>>40094774
everything is just a divine comedy of not being serious

i can have sympathy for ppl with aids or homeless people but homeless with aids? im no princess diana

I eat milk and meat but I'm supposed to eat foods like broccoli but I can nevar find it :(

>>40094790
I would put a baby in you but hope our kids aren't ugly like William or Harry. We might have to adopt from a modelling agency if that's the case.

>>40094793
Every store sells broccoli nigga

warm thighs

i wish i had someone to cuddle. I hate my life

Woah

>>40094822
i genuinely lol'd

>>40094814
i wish i had a friend or just someone to talk to

>>40094829
I hope you get a friendb to talk to and i get a cuddle buddy. Goodnight

>>40094757
hot

>>40094842
goodnight anon

i want to move to an accepting country and settle down with a hairy man who loves cuddling

Lol xD I'm like a pretty masculine guy actually I'm male brained

>>40094805
warm thighs
wamr nights

>>40094529
i use hornet to troll bears

bottoms with meaty furry thighs

I have a poon and I won't apologize for it either

>>40094870
mental illness is female brained

>>40094949
No I have super masculine mental illnesses like autism and schizophrenia

Why do peepole do drugs when they could LOVE JESUS

>>40094975
those are fem brained sis, ever notice how many trans people have autism

>>40094984
I notice a lot more men...

>>40094975
tism, schiz and the aids, youre gonna make some prison gang boss so happy one day

>>40094983
why did you do drugs

His head is filled with conspiracies, his face is funny to look at, but still he remains so uninteresting.

>>40094991
God I wish that were true

>>40094997
I did drugs because there was a empty place in my life but now JESUS fills my hole

gape me pls

>>40095026
ask jesus apparently he's filling holes now

>>40095007
Hey my face isn't funny

JESUS of NAZARETH is GOD

>>40095037
i thought he was king

isn't this the guy who used to fuck his cousin or uncle or some shit?

I used to have a t shirt that says
>JESUS LOVES YOU but I'm his favourite.
And I would wear it everywhere but it got stolen when I got burgled a burglar broke into my house and stole it :(
https://youtu.be/NXrzpIXo2WI?si=RKjjzvonWTo9yfzz

>>40095037
And I am Jesus. I have hole hands.

Hi divas, last minute trip to NYC this evening. What bars do you think are gonna be the liveliest on a Wednesday before a holiday? Hoping to find someone out and about so I don't have to get a hotel xoxoxo

>>40095039
HE IS THE KING OF KINGS HE IS GOD
>>40095043
That's a rumour perpetuated by one anon who made it up it is MISINFORMATION

>>40095050
is it a rumour that you live in a mental health facility?

>>40095055
Yes

>>40095060
what's the truth

ITS A RUMOUR THAT I HAVE AIDS AND THAT I LIVE IN A MENTAL HEALTH FACILITIES I DO NOT EITHER OF THESE THINGS.

the only truth is that he got raped by his uncle circa 2019

who here craves rape and domestic abuse?

Truth is the truth hurts we know the truth

>>40095104
#deep

>>40095108
cute guy
imagine having someone sexually harassing you persistently like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEn1FNDChrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKTCScoUFWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfLTJRscdqQ
feminine songs on my mind today

Hmmm...

>>40095123
Me as the only long haired femboy in town

>>40095123
troons always making everything about themselves and making it unfunny

>>40095159
shiza youre so obsessed with tranny bashing because youre guilty of being a tranny yourself lol

Everyone in this thread is a WHORE

>>40095170
i am a virgin and i want to marry instead of dating

>>40093607 (OP)
how to survive as a gaycel?

Can I be a straight guy attracted exclusively to men? I don't have the gay aura.

>>40095187
Only if you fuck my throat and slap your nuts against my face

>>40095165
stop projecting

LGBTerfs

>>40095187
what do you expect in a relationship with another man as a "straight" guy?
i assume sex is off the table because that'll immediately make you bi or gay
are you expecting an intimate connection? kissing, holding hands, caressing, cuddling, etc, and wanting companionship with another dude?
i think there are gay guys who might want that
they will be very rare since most males want sexual release, but there are asexual gay guys or at least guys who will jack off by themselves and be intimate with you in non-sexual ways

>>40095237
I want sex with males, I'm just not gay

>>40095259
lol

>>40095178
>>40095170

>>40095197
u even play as a drugged up gril

Peripeteia is a first-and-third-person role-playing stealth game taking place in alt-history cyberpunk Poland. Inspired by immersive sims from Ion Storm and Looking Glass Studios, Peripeteia expands on the formula with new ideas and an original settin

G'mornin' gigi.
Today I got assigned a big project of making a 50+ page power point that will be used as a training/department policy manual, and hopefully be implimented as one of our computer training courses for new hires.
I'm so happy :333
I get to be a good productive wage cuck and not an under utilized, fake busy person waiting to get flipped on for "not doing enough"
My nose feels clear today too c:

>>40095197
your a bethesda fan, right? what do you think about emil pagliarulo?

>>40095282
what state are you from, kentucky and south or more north?
pptx.exe

>>40095159
you are a troon, you take hrt and then act like you're above them

I want to see shiza butt naked at 150 kg

>>40095294
you ask to many fucking questions doxxer..

>>40095309
esl cringe

>>40095314
you are not even American, stop talking like you can speak or write English appropriately

>>40095294
I'm scared to give details to someone smart and kind of unpredictable, with a good memory like yourself. If you've heard any of my vocas though I'm not southern. I live in the midwest and that's as specific as I want to be.

>>40095320
>someone smart
you don't have to worry about that part

>>40095317
>American
>appropriately

She becomes more beautiful with every kilo she gains. I would love to feed her any meal any times she wants. Rubbing her belly and thighs…god I’m getting hard just thinking of it

>>40095284
Preach

>>40095329
yes Americans made English better sounding and easier to understand, many people still cant understand what British people are saying when they talk, even Asian countries won't hire British speakers to teach their classes

>>40095275
never seen this in my life idk what ur talking about

>>40095290
wouldn't say fan, anyway hes a guy who works at bethesda ppl are weird about this stuff lol, real cancer is in consulting firms, boards of directors and hr departments

Shhhhh… mommy’s here sweetie… no need to cry… *shoves a fools gold loaf down shizas throat* isn’t that better? :-) whos mommy’s big girl, you are! Yes you are!!!

>>40095347
>fools gold loaf
foul

36 and cant even get one fat boy's butthole to fuck in Modesto so he has to flirt with shiza online

>>40095345
>real cancer is in consulting firms, boards of directors and hr departments
yeah sure dude, the only issue of bethesda games is being woke and not the consistently dogshit writing and contradicting lore

>>40095345
>never seen this in my life i
playtest it instead of slop

>>40095282
>I'm so happy :333
id kms if i had to do 50 pages of powerpoint shit
what happned to gold old notes.txt

is picrel midwest? does ohio count?

>>40095360
>dogshit writing and contradicting lore
1. who cares
2. who cares
3. i dont care about fallout

>>40095367
why u even playing bethesda games if not for being autistic about the lore?

>>40095374
she is aimlessly killing time

>>40095358
You’re right I should try to get a trans bbw gf irl instead of obsessing over a girl thousands of miles away

>>40095364
i dont play games like that ima keep playing allods and im waiting for nwn2 rerelease and that bandai namco roguelike

>>40095374
contradicting lore is part of the lore in scrolls and the writing is like okay im not a fan of skyrim though

all video games are stoopid

Morning yall. Whats for breakfast

>>40095282
congrats!

>>40095364
is this supposed to be the midwest? strange map...

>>40095411
Good morning

>>40095435
classic record

>>40095430
shhh im trying to figure out if he is left or right of chicago

>>40095453
why do you care so much you ugly creep

hey! yeah you! fags! uhhhh how about some... you know...
less cringe posts and moar hot ghey posts

the only good videogame is where you play as the bald guy with the poncho

>>40095411
breakfast is for fat people, normal people just have water and coffee

fuuuuuuck got caught out waiting on some bitch's address and I left my book at home. Gotta keep that strap on me yahurdme.

Coffeeshop and no book is hell on earth

>>40093706
I had it at a restaurant a few weeks ago and it was good

>>40095381
i actually been working out and dieting recently but i dont rly wanna boast until i achieve something

>>40095364
I struggle with vague expectations not delivering projects, so having nothing to do makes me feel like I'm gonna end up on the chopping block and fuels my doomer.

Looking fertile and breedable tonight.

>>40095493
I look like a nerd

my stomach is still gross and flabby looking but i swear it has gotten slightly more toned in the last month

>>40095478
i usually skip breakfast but only bc i eat too much the night previous
>>40095477
wait what game is that

just shat myself

more like liquid ass

>>40095502
breakfastt just doesn't make sense to me, everytime I ate breakfast I just felt sluggish

>>40095502
>wait what game is that
LISA

>>40095474
Gonna need the source of that gif

>>40095474
Nice

>>40095435
Is he really dead or did he fake his death to quit the rap game?

>>40095518
let's recreate it, you and me

>>40095518
its sean cody. breddy sure the guy underneath is brandon

>>40095474
people haven't worn cargo shorts like that since the early 2000s , thank God

cameron is such a dumb name

>>40095544
only effeminate fags (like you) care about shit like that

>>40095544
I used to be ablento fit so many gameboy games in my pockets, and now I can't even fit my phone

>>40095493
>>40095503
proof?
>>40095516
ohhh right, never played it

>>40095550
Guy named Cameron gave me a handjob during class when I was younger
What a fag

>>40095482
lolproofs, post weight now with timestamp and well see later
ive seen your discord posts from 2023 jej
>>40095502
do some fatrolls pix and lat spread
>>40095478
dumb, breaky is most important meal of the day, light lunch with lotsa coffee to stop hunger, fuller evening meal for easy sleep

>>40095411
Big himbo booty with nut cream as dessert

>>40095502
Mmmm boy tummy must lick

>>40095555
literally what did i just say you gingerman retard

>>40095555
I would take your advice if you had an attractive body but i'm going to do the opposite of whatever you're doing...

>>40095565
im trying jennifer!
>>40095563
u just gonna lie! post proofs of weight now and gigi can laff when you still weigh the same in a year!

I weigh 58 kilos im such a fatty

how often do you poo

>>40095601
like once a week

>>40095588
ppl already laugh

>>40095585
Joseph Smith was such a Twink

>>40095606
shut up, that's nasty

6'3" 290 now. I'd say my perfect weight is around 220. 315 at my heaviest. Thankfully I played sports my whole life so I'm not a fucking balloon but I still need to drop a whole twink in lbs