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Holes and soles

>>40100831
come get me, tough guy
big strong boy, i hope u dont hurt me

>>40100868
Howling lid

>>40100871
not everyone is bi…can you shut the fuck up

i was once talking to this guy, we were both sexting eachothet and he loved being humilliated, i wasnt thinking straight and asked if he would rather fuck a muscular hunk rn or get his dead parents back, needless to say he was weirded out and blocked me

>>40100908
erm, if u read the post i said "many" not most or all

>>40100924
We only like male’s nipples

feels like a Friday because tomorrow is a holiday

>>40100951
where are you from anon

OH NO DADDY TRUMP just CAME all over IRAN with his NUKE and it’s SPICY ! Like, WHOA , that's some SERIOUS BOMBING DADDY , making those ayatollahs QUAKING in their burkas ! Someone CALL the ISRAELI squad because they’re bringing more FIRE than a hot summer night !! I bet the REAL Hot is coming from the IRANIAN daddies blushing as they witness that EXPLOSION of testosterone ! Nuke that PUSSY ! Who needs diplomacy when you can just BLOW it all UP ? Send this to 5 of your most NAUGHTY friends, or you’ll be left with nothing but OLD FARTS for your sexy REUNIONS ! Y’all ever seen a nuclear package explode? I bet it’s a mess T-O-M ! Time to pack that and drop it like it's HOT!!!

>>40100950
im sure u do, unfortunately ive heard it from the horses mouth as it were the contrary, from more than a single source

>>40100970
Juneteenth is a federal holiday for the celebration of the end of slavery in the U.S.

>>40100972
Boring without the emojis

>>40100972
:(

Trump will get his in hell.

>>40100951
it's so weird, there was no real celebration of juneteenth in texas despite all we learned about in school, then i move to colorado and suddenly it's a big thing and like other holidays our alcohol sales spike massively.

Is the orange gobshite going to cause dubyadubyathree?

>>40101004
Why are we celebrating black unemployment then? Get the slaves housed and fed again I say.

>>40100972
Not my problem

>>40101070
what would you do if a war started?

>>40101034
americans and their obssesion with blacks lmao

>>40101004
It's funny how two out of ten americans holidays are dedicated to black people on top of a whole month.

>>40101027
Gaymen!

would be funny if trump just croaked dead one day and joe biden outlives him

>>40101090
Clown country

>>40101070
who knows, he isnt really known for being predictable or consistent beyond the consistent lying and self aggrandisement
he purportedly has a narcissistic fantasy of getting nobel peace prize, because Obama got one
that might stop him getting into a war, but stopping iran from getting nuclear weapons and blowing tel aviv off the map is another pressing objective for him so toss a coin i suppose

>>40101082
Die I guess idk

I hate iran but he mogs every wh*te on this earth

Trump is very popular inside of Israel.

>>40101143
is this why alexander the great conquered persia?

>>40101139
Israelis have to be the most arrogant sociopathic people in the entire world
Jews in other countries are fine but Israelis are very specifically evil

>>40101174
>Jews in other countries are fine
whos gonna tell him

>>40101173
Yes…

>>40101070
I hope they wait atleast until my glow up

>>40101143
lol lmao even

>>40101187
Lol. Oh to be that young and naive again.

>>40101205
what are you laughing at, it’s the truth

>>40101205
The jealousy is palpable you could never be this gorgeous

>>40101117
>has a narcissistic fantasy
Describes his entire career

uwu

Need an ftm boyfriend so bad

MOOOOOOOOM THEYRE DOING IT AGAIN

>>40101241
same

>>40101241
Trannies when they've exhausted the cock carousel and realized they're straight men.

the best way into a bottoms heart is to constantly remind them of their insecurities

Persian boys won't troon out on you, decide they're lesbian or straight, and just want to be your domestic boy wife. Let's move all gay Iranians to America.

https://youtu.be/eV5ev_9KNIo?si=LbLJaAhiVIirmKZv
Persian kitties better stay out of the train XD

>>40101378
LMAO that vid

Sphinx kitties >>>> Persian kitties

>tfw got gonorrhea for the second time in 2 months
>currently pissing fire and nurse at the clinic knows my preferred ass cheek at this point to get my ceftriaxone shot in
I've been a megaslut for 2 years and now I'm getting stis all the time, GET TESTED SO THAT I CAN RAWDOG YOU THE DOXYPEP ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE I HATE CONDOMS

>>40101378
insane but hilarious
ps: he looks bad on stage too

>>40101454
Gonorrhea is aids knocking on your door sis you should probably use condoms

>>40101378
i need to hear the sound. link?

>>40101454
>THE DOXYPEP ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE
lol

>>40101479
hiv is the one thing I don't fear because prep is so effective, I just lose my boner instantly fucking around with a condom wrapper. I have to become a top and just use condoms on whores without asking at these parties I guess

>>40101507
what kind of parties are you going to

What If you got pregnant

>>40101476
No he doesn’t, i really wanted him to be gay but he used to have a gf :(

>>40101520
some gays used to have girlfriends, maybe theres still a chance

>>40101520
he's look like shit on a stick

>>40101490
https://www.youtu.be/UII0jV16pG8

>>40101514
bathhouses, nyc sex parties. I've gone like 50 times at this point and not caught anything, now I get some shit twice in a few months, and I get tested like every month so I know its not like I had this shit dormant forever

Imagine if Tex got me preganant

>>40101545
mmm ok now what

>>40101219
lol

>>40101221
lmao even

>>40101532
No
>>40101533
He’s just too tall but still hot

I haven’t fapped since the 15th

i am drinking shiner (surprised they even sell it in colorado) and feeling quite homesick.

>>40101539
i thought so, he's singing the fuck out of that note and it's giving nothing

>never used a condom
>never been on anti-virals
>have had sex with 9 guys so far (only 24)
>haven't caught anything yet

I don't believe Tex would be a good father to our baby with all his drinking

>>40101579
r u in one of the parts of colarado which is super scenic with mountain views? obv dont dox urself, ive seen pictures of colorado and it looks cool

>>40101561
he looks average in height but ok

Can I have a picture of Tex I want to use one of those apps to find out what our babies would looks like

>>40101592
9 guys is amateur hour I have literally fucked like 300 men in 2 years, also get on prep idiot

>>40101610
sure, check ur email

>>40101579
Come home Texan man.

>>40101583
this is the age where anyone can be anything they want even if they suck and still get praised

>>40101614
why would I need to? I take my time with guys.. i've never had sex with a guy only once and never saw them again
each guy i was with we had sex multiple times over month at least, up to 2 years

I feel like our babies would be really cute because I'm blonde too

>>40101647
>pic
Remember blegma lost xir mind over the beard edit

no guy would ever cheat on me either while we're sexually active, i have nothing to worry about

>>40101647
grow a beard

ftm (fujoshi to male)

>>40101654
I look better with a moustache

Shiza exercising at the gym in Chinatown. Bit much lads.

>>40101610
obligatory selfie post.
>>40101597
living in denver you're right there at the front range of the rockies so yeah the mountains are always in view but it's not as gorgeous as it was when i lived in the more western part of the metro.
>>40101620
don't think i will, pride is a big thing in denver and i like my job and how much money i make. texas is great, i miss how cheap everything was, but dallas can eat my balls.

>>40101670
she has a moustache now

>>40101635
>>40101655
because if you're fucking these guys raw they could be whores behind your back and give you HIV, "the men I date are clean / I will never be cheated on / nobody would ever try to poz me / only sluts need prep" is a fallacy, get on injectable prep if you don't want to take a nightly pill or you're worried about kidney impact.

>>40101687
all the guys I've been with are professional, clean, shy.. they would never do that? I don't get with porn star types

>>40101687
how long do you plan on being a megaslut for? and why did you start now?

>>40101681
is that Madeleine McCann

>>40101034
im in texas too and i thought there would be more celebrations. then again, i live in a neighbourhood populated almost entirely by retired old whiite people so there's that.

>>40101681
how old are u?

>>40101681
No one has good things to say about Dallas. But Austin is as gay friendly and liberal as any city in America. Probably not as cold as Denver during the winter too.

>>40101705
>how old are u?
she's 30 sis, and her peepee looks a little weird but i've heard it still works fine ;)

Oh

>>40101721
>brown eyes
she cheated on u

>>40101676
you look like a pedo with just the stache, grow the beard too or make everything the same length

spaz

>>40101721
generic white baby.

>>40101748
when i was a kid that was a bad word and would get u in trouble in school

This is if I click to make the baby more like me and not tex

>>40101699
non-monogamy and raw with gay men is stupid, best of luck sweetie

>>40101700
I was in a (bad) relationship from 20-27 with a man twice my age, we rarely had sex and I didn't get to experiment as much as I wanted. Now I have a new BF who is also a slut and we're in our hedonism era where we be megasluts together. I just wanted to try something new and I'm enjoying myself. Even when I get an STI I don't feel like deep shame about it, just annoyance that I have to wait again before I can get back to fucking. It's (mostly) fun and the vaccines / pep / prep / occasional condom use have mostly seemed to help.

>>40101681
same 50 dollars android from 5 years ago - cool larp

>>40101732
I know I even tried having a second and she cheated on me again

>>40101757
And now you are an adult who tries to suck women's penises. Look at that!

>>40101716
THIRTY? say it aint so fella. those hands and face can not be over 20

I was talking to this guy and making plans to hook up and he said "you should come over this weekend because my wife is out of town"
It's not the first time this has happened but I will never get used to how casually they drop this.

>>40101774
that’s an iphone x i think

Our gaybies are cuter then most babies though to be fair

>>40101797
It's a cheating fetish that's why they're cavalier about it.

My wife is out of town, drop discies sissies

>>40101815
I don't think it's that, I think maybe they're rationalizing it like "oh I told this person I was cheating and they still fucked me anyway so that makes me less of a bad person somehow."

>>40101821
me in three years

>>40101705
almost 30.
>>40101709
i have at least some self respect so iwn move to austin.
>>40101774
it's an iphone and yes it is quite outdated compared to the free phone i get from my job, maybe i'll upgrade once i'm done paying off my truck.

>>40101833
Did you find a wife? that’s so cool

>>40101862
you've been almost 30 for almost five years now

>>40101830
maybe, or to promote a sense of urgency, like now or never

>>40101872
dont read too much into my posts, im not gonna reveal anything about my real life here babe

>>40101874
how long have you been in your 30s

Wish the criterion people weren't such pussies and picked a movie people actually LIKED for a change

>>40101881
I will be quiet by now

>>40101922
ok love u betch

fellas, i got a proper question for y'all.

is it gay if you want a partner that's a dude while also being a dude? for some reason the thoughts of being in bed, cuddling, kissing, or hugging a chick is meh. but with an effeminate dude makes me think "wowza"

Yummy
>>40101885
Spooge is 31 and looks twice Tex's age

>>40101610
depends on if the kid inherits your autistic genes or not

>>40101942
answer the question old man

>>40101958
I'm not the person sniping at Tex. I like Tex a lot. That's paige, the retard.

>>40101988
lol predictable

>>40101956
He looks handsome on the left

>>40101998
Meds. Paige is some skelly troon who wants to fuck women now because men don't want her.

>>40101874
well yeah, being over 25 means you're almost 30 so i was almost 30 for 4 years, next month i hit the milestone.

>one is only poor, only if they chose to be
She was real for this one

>>40102020
Please don't say things like this. Me no likey

>>40102020
after being 30 years old and still looking relatively young, any words of advice to people who want partners that look like u?

>>40102020
>>40102050
dont let him bully u son, stand ur ground and live ur truth

I find this guy cute, is he cute??

>>40102066
lol

>>40102066
Oops, this one

if you could afford a surrogate, do you think you would make a good dad?

>>40102062
I’ve a better question, when are you turning pretty like him? jealousy is a bitch

>>40102062
i have no grounds to give advice because i am an incel with no self esteem or any drive. i guess just stay out of the sun and wear sunscreen and moisturize your skin. drink plenty of water. also drink copious amounts of alcohol.

>>40102085
I actually think I would make a fantastic pregnant woman. Idk about the whole dad thing tho

what is tex going to do when she ages into a kind old lady?

>>40102105
adopt a dozen cats and live peacefully in my catpiss-stench apartment.

>>40102062
post pics from five years ago to trick gays into praising you

>>40102105
listens-to-steevie-nix-with-the-lights-off-in-the-bath-with-a-cigarette-burning-out-in-her-hand-core

>>40102085
no
i would only want to be in a avuncular role ideally with a gay kid i can mentor

>>40102142
Pedo

>>40102138
why are you seething so hard girl.

>>40101901
Oh mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy
A kid’ll eat ivy too wouldn’t you?

So what if I fuck him in the ass? It's still gay. Mind ur biz

>>40102193
it's the truth sis

>>40102225
were that pic from 5 years ago i would've posted it 5 years ago lol.

>>40102248
and you did

Little Sneeders Pizza!

bitch you look like the penguin from batman, shut up

Any other pooners itt

>>40102286
LMAO filename

>>40102221
Who is this?

>>40102286
Imagine being rejected by this and still having ptsd episodes about it

>>40102325
Larry started that rumor. Paige is a nasty piece of work.
>>40102313
Idk

>>40102335
Says the guy who's obsessed with him lol

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>>40102383
The dream desu

why is gay porn so bad
i thought gays were supposed to be creative
also since when are there flags

>>40102389
I wish squeak liked me

Need some frigid wasp bussy where he doesn't want to introduce me to his family and he calls his dad sir

Does trump going to bomb Israel I'm scared

If Trump does is going to bomb Israel then why he does it Israel didn't do anything to trump and he could bomb Canada next

>>40102088
No. I want to find a partner who is similar to him, seems like he is flying solo right now so I'd rather look for others instead of pushing someone who aint open

>>40102095
so genetic lottery, heh

>>40102138
wha

If Trump does start a war and start drafting guys finally my Mexican citizenship will finally come in handy
I can take one of you with me as my husband but only if you cook and clean for me, to be honest

>>40102574
Light or dark Mexican?

>>40102574
asian mexican

>>40102655
post mexasian hole

>>40102655
Filipino?

i'm bakla..

Bottoming out in him with this on loop in the background
>>>/wsg/5901847

that was rly surprising. i actually came from sex for the first time in literally forever. and they werent even hot or amazing in bed it just worked out! wonder if my supplements and exercise have actually worked at increasing horniness/performance..

>>40102833
based
>>40102412
most professional porn is bad but i feel like 99% of gay porn is awful... only amateur is worth watching

Movie over. Got one more in me I think. Not exactly citizen Kane but fuck me I love this movie. Watched it a lot as a kid and it still makes me laugh now

>>40102840
exercise will definitely do it, what’d you start taking?

>>40101676
actually doesnt look that bad, grow your hair out tho

Imagine making them afraid

>>40102870
bri'ish and jav are good
vintage gay porn would be hot if it wasn't for the cringe new age music
morden gay porn is gross because the younger guys look like inflatable dolls based on pooners with bad makeup

>>40102904
i don’t want to i like monkeys

>>40102900
nothin crazy just zinc
>>40102907
repdill me on british videos

Million pity dead baby monkey

I want to unload a thick horny cum load in shiza's ass, I'm the kind of horny that's dangerous rn

Things that never happen, but would be nice if they did:
>Introducing some old fashioned thing to a young guy and he actually takes to it with enthusiasm and thanks you profusely for telling him about it.

shiza needs training that's all

>>40103079
Usually same but I just blew a 3 hour edged load. It's why I decided to browse actually, overstretched dopamine that turns me into a sociopath with anhedonia.

>>40103170
She's still a virgin at 23 man, I can help her with that. And she needs a real man like me to handle her, those little fem bottoms she posts are useless for giving her what she needs.

>>40103205
She's a pissy little princess now down to pretending to hate the negging. You need to woo her with your conservative rape takes. Save "I want to bite your pillowy sugar ass" for the DMs.

>>40102887
imagine getting drugged in public and waking up in a dark unfamiliar room and this is what you see.

>>40102995
anyone who watches monkey cruelty videos should be tortured

>>40103327
Giton this dick nigga

>>40103327
Stop your making me horny

>>40103336
ayyyy.

>agree to meet up w guy earlier
>start driving to his address and realize its in a shadier neighborhood than i normally go but no biggie
>get there and he says to just come in and go to the bedroom
>open the door and its completely fucking empty
>nope.jpeg
>ask if its the right place and tell him to come outside because im not about to get jumped in a crack den
>he hesitates but finally does it
>turns out he literally just moved in today
Fucking crazy not to mention, oh by the way the house is completely barren

>>40103353
please dont encourage this craven anon's behavior

>>40103396
I really enjoy intense intimacy in a casual way

Tex needs rape
Don't think i didn't notice. One sold fuck and she would revive like a flower in spring time

>>40103447
Bottoms hate how little it takes for tops to be happy.

Kissing tex on the cheek and wishing her goodnight after a pleasant evening together. Sigh.

Hiii

https://voca.ro/1cc0Z5cbjkrH

>>40103699
hole

Zzz...

>>40103734
Yes

>>40103661
tex wouldn't even believe you if you told him that you think he's attractive to his face irl
he's a lost cause

>>40103758
Be that as it may, hopefully she would know how I feel when she's laying peacefully in my arms and it would help her to forget her worries.
>>40103761
lol

Walkies

>>40103725
Nuuuu

What's the first thought when you hear my voice?

>>40103841
"Hi guys, how are you doing?"

You sound like a complete loser

Jesus only 3 days without fapping and my loads are already super thick again imagine if I went a whole month

>>40103885
It doesn't work like that. If you want bigger loads look up seminal vesicle training

Why are gays like this?

>>40103909
nta but hear from anons regularly on the other boards saying zinc supplements make you shoot hella ropes too, that true?

>>40103919
>why do gay like hot men
retard

>>40101676
join the discord (open to all in thread)
discord.gg/AAkZub9TtW

>>40103846
Oh okay

>>40103982
https://voca.ro/14JrsIg9bF7f

>>40103982
is this where they dox people

>>40104035
Nah, that was bleagle on the boxcord after tex let him in under the name mrsableeye.

>>40103909
why would you say something this retarded

>>40104044
i don't want to know about none of that

>>40104066
>t. dribbles small loads

>>40104083
if i did it wouldn’t change the fact that abstaining increases the viscosity of cum you fucking dumb nigger

>>40104096
you sound pressed

>>40104106
and you’re a fat nigger so what

>>40104116
You two should passionately kiss and make out and argue while fucking missionary

>>40103982
>we do accept trans members
lol

So what ****** does when he isn't shitting up gaygen?

top shelf bussy

Hahaha oh god

I'm rereading that and it kinda sounds like I'm shitting on it. I'm not. This shit is heart-stopping

>>40104300
my inner monologue when i clock in for work.

Thoughts on kissing men? On the lips?

my cock is a throne. Only a king may sit on it.

I’m crying
Why can’t this shit go faster
I wanna be skinny already

>>40104460
it'll go faster if you fast.

>>40104460
these are normal weight fluctuations. I bet if you drank a bunch of water you'd go right back up to 181. Also, you shouldn't try to lose a bunch of weight really quickly, it's unhealthy.

>>40104491
I always weigh myself after din din to make sure I’m getting an accurate measurement

>>40103550
tops should never be happy

>>40104356
I just love your spirit, dude.

>>40104460
baby gurl you don't need to lose weight
daddy will treat like a princess regardless

>>40104510
that's unreliable, a salty meal will significantly increase how much water your body carries until you pee it all out

Hi

>>40104548
are you mocking me.

woke up wanting to be yaoi

>>40104601
https://voca.ro/1nLiyt6IQpQ3

>>40104601
I woke up wanting to make love to your butthole.

>>40104632
shut up methy

How is your boyfriend search going?

>>40104672
https://voca.ro/196C35mpw6Ny

>>40104594
No. I would never.

I'm lonely

>>40104819
https://youtu.be/ALNMtWY7pRY

bend my hole in half

>>40104901
shiza didn't want me again wat nou dood

https://x.com/looeykun/status/1935487408528646261
ended the midget woman

Oh my days

four dimensional hyperholes

Good morning homosexuals
>>40104673
NOT GREAT
>>40104939
I like Sabrina she seems like a nice person but her music is so mid

GRIDS

>>40105000
HEY fellow homosexual! How are we this fine gay day?

Does anyone here play deadlock

>>40105009
bruh
>>40105011
no. Is it good?

I'm everywhere, I'm so Julia, ah-ah ah

penis

Adulting with my life partner at the barcade

Shiza become transbian lovers with me

>>40105209
post adult hole

>>40104891
Beautiful <3

>>40105000
Good morning! (even though I'm not gay)

>NOT GREAT
I'm sorry :<

Yaoi is so middle school, but 2 men wearing drag and pretending they're lesbians is adult.

A gaygen death looms... I have been tormented with visions all night long.

>>40105271
Speak guru, enlighten us with your visions

What's it like falling in love?

>>40105305
Idk. It's never happened to me.

it feels like you're about to cum but in your heart

uwu

I have tinnitus from wearing headphones and playing music too loud
Don't be retarded like me
This isn't related to being gay just a warning

>>40105405
post hole to make it related to being gay

>>40105405
Post feet

>>40105312
Some day Anon it will be your turn to fall in love too

>>40105419
Thanks but idk if I'm worried about it. It seems like love is full of loss and sadness in most cases. You lose people you love. They stop loving you. It's all temporary.

Love is temporary, pagpag is forever

love is when a man humps you :3

>>40105405
thank god i hate noise

>>40105451
have you eaten pagpag

gay if you wouldn't

>>40105499
Ever notice how women are just weird lumpy dudes you wouldnt fuck?

>>40105511
the lumps are in the wrong places

Date nights set for tomorrow and Friday fuckyeah I’m hype

>>40105062
It’s really fun. You should play it. Look at the heroes and see who u like most

>>40105442
It can be, yes, but I think that shows the love was true. Without love, you wouldn't feel sadness when it's lost. I think the sadness that comes with losing love can make us afraid of loving again. It can make us cold and rigid. I know it's hard, but if you allow yourself to become vulnerable, you'll find that you still are capable of loving again.