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>>40110012 (OP)
New Benson Boone album in 6 hours

Cope seethe dilate and such.

yesterday, an anon posted a dolly parton lyrics and i want to send him some joy <3

Dolly Sharton

>>40110012 (OP)
Hot af

>>40110028
Everyone knows you’re switching mobiles , get a fucking life loser

>>40110012 (OP)
never date a bisexual. I note on instagram the gay one has a private account, while the bishit is thrirsting it up and of course posting in his ;gay' rugby club gear. Talking about how amazing the experience it was a how important showing a 'different' side to lgbt community is. He isnt wearing the engagement ring now....

Shania Twink

>>40110053
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14824859/Im-gay-engaged-man-want-sex-women.html

>>40110053
gay rugby teams always give me weird vibes, they just seem to be a way of facilitating hookups under the veneer of sport

>>40110070
lmao guess which one is the bottom and which is the one wanting to fuck w*men

My boy is coming over and we're going to eat hot chip and have sexx

>>40110070
Mormon propaganda

Manly Cyrus

>>40110036
The coat of many colors line? Thatsa me!

>>40110049
I only have 1 phone. What's got you so mad Yucko Cucko online troll? Why are you obsessing about me again?

>>40110012 (OP)
What do u think he did to them

>>40110099
Mfw

>>40110072
Yes, its for thristy gays to play act about being masc to post on instagram thats all. What I dont get is the gay guy going along with this. And the 'bi' guys seems BPD - literally crying about how hard it is to 'put himself in a box' and is worried about 'never exploring' - Jesus, bisexuals brains are so strange. All the while shutting it up on instagram, using #homo and wearing thongs. Bishits should be shot

>>40110103
YES!!! its a silly line tbdesu but omg YES!!!

>>40110026
i refuse to believe anyone willingly listens to this flippy mormon freak

>>40110114
Bro stop lying

"It's this one thing you did, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh". Great song, pity about the Tiny Desk concert though.

>>40110090
Yes - the red guy looks more masc in photos - but sounds gayer and cries. The bottom is not as attractive and clearly very beta. Think he knows he is out of his league. Still, have you no dignity? Why do this show. I could understand if he was a fame whore like the bishit, but his social media is private. Makes me think they have broken up since it was filmed

>>40110090
green is bottom?

>>40110150
insecurity is big part of every open relationship

>>40110135
I do

>>40110070
I wish Channel 4 would fuck off with the constant dreck.

>>40110070
whats up with british media and conducting these absolutely insane unethical reality tv show "experiments"

>>40110169
more like benson goon lol

>>40110200
Channel 4 pretends to be deep about the gooner shite they churn out. At least Channel 5 just stuck on a porn movie on Friday nights.

>>40110169
i'm sorry for your ears

Watching tucker and cruz bitchfight. Wish tucker wasn't such a giggly wasp but ig it comes with the pedigree. P neat to see someone actually hold a politician to their logical inconsistencies. Baited him a bunch too which he didn't need to do and made the convo shittier but still fun. LOOOOOOOT of trump dicksucking too

>>40110216
His music sounds better than what the current pop girls are doing
https://x.com/babysheflies/status/1935708965217718290?s=46

>>40110123
chat is this real...

>>40110221
>I came to Congress to defend Israel
Yeeep, pedophile

>>40110053
>>40110070
Post his insta, I wanna see the queerbaiting

>>40110226
lorde in 2025 is a low bar to clear.

>>40110308
Yeah but did you listen to new Sabrina? sounds like a chappell reject and this shit is topping charts

Hmmm, interesting...
https://x.com/Eccentric0Eagle/status/1935536237600804996

>>40110322
A present father

>>40110092
your boys dark circles under his eyes makes me think he needs an STD test

>>40110350
lmao that doesnt mean you have an std, sometimes its just genetic

>>40110092
troon hiding her appendage

>>40110357
Yeah, make him stay up late sucking cock.

>>40110350
He was such a perfect angel ugh what went wrong? Oh well
>*Opens Grindr*
>>40110373
That's a femboy.

>>40110400
Bisexuals used to mean spicy straight btw, they aren’t really lgbts…

>>40110297
he is hardly 'queer baiting' to be fair. Just that he is cringe as fuck and just another reminder NEVER to fuck with a bishit. Doesn't matter if they go to all the gay events, hashtag homo and dress like a fag - they all have personality disorders and will make everything about themselves and some made up 'struggle' to get pussy.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DJuhW_wMQyt/?img_index=9

>>40110422
Trannies are though.

>>40110400
>fem twink
>pronouns in bio
> 'anti zionist'
>bisexual

God these people are so fucking CRINGE

>>40110457
sexsexsex

>>40110457
Need her up in my little boosay dippin that FOIN egg roll in my sweet n sour shiza joose

>>40110453
I don’t know what are you talking about

lol that wasn't planned

>>40110293
Tucker had a bunch of great points about american political leaders being focused on anything but america. Then Cruz would throw out "does that mean you disagree with trump!" And tucker backs off. Bummer summer.
>No I love trump more!
Total derails the discussion each time and they move on.

>>40110481
Bisexuals don't belong but trannies that post cis women and drool over lesbians definitely do belong, because that's what the gay lifestyle is about hun- pretending you're gay until a lesbian agrees to date you.

>>40110499
I don’t know what are yapping about and you don’t know what gay lifestyle means

>>40110469
none of these

>>40110457
no fucking eyelashes, looks demonic

fisting is the most disgusting thing gays do outside of bug chasing

>>40110487
>Total derails the discussion each time and they move on.
And that's why Cruz invokes Trump's name over and over again, because all conservatives have to issue statement of fealty to Trump or risk losing 3/4 of their audience.

A lot of the former power players in the Republican Party are now retired from politics and working as registered for an agent for countries like China, israel, etc. The Republican Party dies after Zoggy Trump can't be president anymore, because there is a coming generation of non-white zoomers and alphas that are never going to vote for any Republican. Cruz just appears to be a spineless weasel, like they all are.

>>40110529
why? it's not that different from anal, just with larger objects
and it feels really good too

>>40110221
the bit about the bible commanding him to support the modern day nation-state of israel was so over the top i wonder how he manages to cope with the shame of being a slave

>>40110508
Sure Jan.

>>40110529
Id say scat and ftms is 100 times worse and a sign of a fucked up sexuality. Like even if you believe in 'passing' ftms (no such thing) or 'masculine bodies' its still a bizarre sexual desire when you think about it. You basically have a sexual attraction to a castrated man - a amputation fetish for sexual organs. A cockless man. And as I said, thats for a theoretical ftm that looks like a 'male' in every other way and 99% dont; they look like what they are; masculinised females. So your cock gets hard for roided out women? strange sexual kink. More strange than fisting desu, not that I have engaged in fisting in either role

>>40110457
this faggot never fired an ak in his life lol.
i have.

>>40110553
Don’t you have to clean your moms bathroom right now?

Being gay and having a gay lifestyle means you are a cisgendered male who prefers other males sexually and romantically.

If you worship women and are motivated to try to date men because you think that's what women do, then you are not gay you are something else.

>>40110574
Oh she mad now! You oops

>>40110529
heard about a twink who was into belly inflation via enema that developed a tear or leak in his digestive tract and died, another weird fetish

>>40110594
Oh, you’re 40 yo and lonely, didn’t you also rape a children? that’s so straight of you

hot spiritual gurus in my area

>>40110589
>Being gay and having a gay lifestyle means you are a cisgendered male
>being gay [...] means you are a cisgendered male
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>40110603
I'm not 40 and I've never had sex or raped a child and you are upset because I said something you didn't like about trans people. I would like to offer you directions to the door. It says Exit. Use the door to enter the main board, where you will find that 99% of the threads in the catalog are tailored to fit your lifestyle. Please enjoy.

>>40110620
Everyone here has seen your mugshot, child rapist

>>40110618
You ate sis. Wig.

>>40110612
99% of them are fake

Having sex with a teenager (under 16) is always rape
Minors are unable to consent

thank you for this essential piece of information

Mynas are unable to consent

Slayer, the 40 yo that will never have a relationship because he molested a 14 yo girl and now have to live as homeless talking about marriage

>>40110626
https://voca.ro/188nKQiGjXKZ

>>40110598
you have to be incredibly stupid for that to happen because there's an obvious threshold for when you should stop
…not that I would know haha

>>40110626
choosing some random guy from a sexual offender list in California and declaring that it's a poster here is very obsessive

>>40110669
It is actually you

>>40110665
i think it was some sort of pressure that built up in the tubing and when he put it in his ass it sent air that couldn't escape..

>It is actually you
Again I will repeat - 99% of the threads in the catalog are for you.

>>40110688
You will never have a job, a house, a marriage, a family, friends ever again, why are you homeless? You raped a 14 yo girl

>>40110547
Loved that whole exchange
>God says we have to live our whole lives in service to israel
>God meant the current government of israel?
Repeat 6 times

>>40110538
Yeah idk man. I don't see how repubs are gonna operate after trump dies. Maybe there's an anointed one but there's no way they pull like trump does. At the same time the dems got nothing too but at least don't have this central figure to collapse around like with clinton. Maybe it's her turn this time tho. Wouldn't that be fun

>>40110529
>fisting is the most disgusting thing gays
sure troon, now rope

"anal sex causes distending of the rectum which stimulate the colon to contract and eliminate stool"

a dick is basically just a plunger to help with elimination

>>40110589
>cisgendered
another shizo troon

>>40110070
The impure must be purged

>>40110092
this image made me throw up

>>40110389
Throw up + you’re a pedophile

>>40110686
was he fucking around with one of those gas powered air compressors or something? i don't see how he could do anything like that with a bike or aquarium pump

>>40110724
it doesnt

>>40110737
Racist

this is what trannysucker jerks himself sore,
someone should report him to the fbi,
he is pedophile

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Sacral-dimple-and-spinal-dysraphism-on-spinal-radiography-arrow-in-a-5-year-old-boy_fig4_368866498

i'm bi and i want to be taken by a gay male

Lol the visual description stuff is real. On a volunteer meeting for pride. Introduced himself, does neopronouns, "for the visually impaired I am a..."and walks through his shirt color and shit, then recognized the important of juneteenth but wasn't too overboard on that. He/they then a he/her and there's 4 more speakers to go lol

I have never felt less represented by those that proclaim themselves to be the voice of my community

>>40110115

id say he probably bummed them

>>40110811
>Joaquin Buckley goes OFF on Israel Adesanya: "I don't know why you on my d*ck anyway... You ain't a real fighter, you wanna be a lil pretty boy. I would give you a sample but I don't like boy p*ssy."

the words spread

idk why you reply to me, your words have no meaning

>>40110812
>my community
do you have one? is there one? :p

>>40110805
That URL description. Why do you like the kind of stuff?

>>40110797
Biscum isnt a race
It's a cancer

>>40110762
i don't know all the details
do you follow any of these guys?
https://x.com/Mightpop_myself
https://x.com/Geophph6
https://x.com/just_here350

>>40110835
i googled this and came upon it
"anal sex causes distending of the rectum which stimulate the colon to contract and eliminate stool"

>>40110843
i find it hilarious that fat ugly virgin with zero self confidence sits in his neet room and shits on random people kek especially ones he never encountered, i get it tho ^^

>>40110703
Folks just wouldn't accept that some days I'm a rugged man with a dangerous look in my eye, and other days I'm a wittle princess tart named Babee Gurl!
Really took a loss on that when I came out, got fired from my job and started driftin'.

>>40110824
There's plenty of people who advocate for the gay "community" but never engage with anyone in that community that doesn't already agree with them 100%

I'd say this shit has peaked tho. Feels like a decline but we'll see for sure once a dem is back in power. Either they back away from the dumpster fire or dump a bunch of gas on it. Be fun either way

>>40110864
Go to bed, you fucking boomer

Hey guys

>>40110847
>i googled this and came upon it
"anal sex causes distending of the rectum which stimulate the colon to contract and eliminate stool"

As you do, ahem yikes. Have you ever sought therapy?

>>40110886
beatles real love

>>40110875
Remove the T

>>40110884
HEEEEEYYYYY YOOOOUUU GUUUUUYYYYYSSS

>>40110888
We're playing you're favorite band at your funeral and laughing lmao
Jk no one's coming to your funeral ;)

ideal masc body

>>40110844
twitter is being a little shit and blocking me from logging in but based on the usernames, no, but i think i may recognize the second account name

>>40110897
Gay people are so silly and fun

>>40110901
you are a disgusting failed hetero who shat in his own borthers mouth
beatles real love
kill yourself

>>40110911
congrats jeb!

I'm the most consistently transphobic poster itt, and yet people call me chaser or tranny sucker. Y'all got issues.

The only boomer I like is Biboomer (RIP)

The real top signal of the gay community was tying ourselves so inextricability to autists. And not even limiting to the hot ones :((((

>>40110933
;) sweet dreams thorny remember you're a piece of shit who saves pics of dismembered 5 year old boys, and hell is eternal and HOT!

>>40110947
He's in cg, go get his disc. He hates gay people and thinks trans women are women, definitely your type.

>>40110967
No he doesn’t post anymore I think

>>40110961
beatles real love
you smeared shit all over your own brother, biblical sin, disgusting loser, just kill yourself,
traintracks, mald around, scream, kill yourself

>>40110975
He seemed pretty unhappy with life and himself.

Some fucking deadpan sperg has been talking for 10 MINUTES about capacity in the sensory tent and some bs eceleb shit. In a real community the lead would have cut him off after 30sec

i rather have 10 larry's posting than 1 tho, 1 jagger, 1 slayer, and 1 levii. At least he was funny, honest about his struggles, and didn't use fake pics to try to appease people on here.

>>40110978
Classy replies from a classy man! AIDS is incurable and a perfect match for you. Muah babes, enjoy the body lesions and boils on your skin!

>>40110981
He just didn’t enjoy gay life…

I'm looking to make gay friends

>>40110981
>a bisexual is a unhappy BPD mess?
Oh the shock!

And now a drag "performer" complaining about his timeslot and wanting to be on the big stage. I scream. All I do is scream.

>>40110985
based

>>40110985
name on larry

>>40110991
beatles real love
and everyone cried and then smeared shit all over your dead brothers still warm corpses lips, because you are garbage, kill yourself, your life is garbage, you are garbage, kill yourself, everyone sees that you are garabge, kill yourself

>>40110992
He seemed to have access to money, and yet couldn't seal the deal with skunk or any of the guys he liked. Anyway, blog posters strike me as loners that have zero access to socialization with people irl. Most of us use this website to post in between talking with real humans.

>>40110985
no one stable thinks this

Dubs and I get one

>>40111008
He's hanging on for dear life, much like his poor dangling intestines! One more ass pounding from Simon Mol and it's going to fall out like german sausages! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

i really want to inflate a twink and kiss his belly

cruised and sucked off an arab delivery guy today

>>40111027
go on...

>>40111009
he had some sort of chronic health issues (don’t remember what) i think he had been dying for a while

>>40111027
what did they taste like? people always say indians smell or taste like curry or some sort of ndian food.. do arabs have a distinctive taste or scent?

>YEAH? YEAH?
>I MAY FAP TO GORE AND DEAD CHILDREN, BUT YOUUU WERE MEAN TO ME!!!!
what a fucking lunatic. i was right about you being human garbage thorny. award me.

>>40111009
>Most of us use this website to post in between talking with real humans.

that isn't true, most only leave to go to discord to talk to their internet friends lmao, most of the regulars, even the ones who have left have no life outside of discord

>>40111047
whats new? you declare yourself right about everything. you're delusional and a chronic liar. no one should reply to you and they usually dont

>>40111050
I have a life and friends. I just don't like most of them so I come here. Don't like most of you either so I go back out there. I hope one day to get hit by a bus

>>40111047
beatles real love
you shit on your memory, on yourself, on your familiy, kill yourself, shizoid loser

>>40111066
my friends irl are 90% straight so I can't have fun with them in a gay way, what gays talk about would disgust them and go over their head

I don't want to live in a place where coconut oil melts

>>40111073
Yeah p much this. Checked out a naked guy's ass as he left the sauna and my straight friend gave me ahit about it for weeks. If THAT'S too much for him I can't even begin to speak freely

>>40111034
there was a group of them loitering in the parking lot as i was leavinf

one was handsome tall and thin, wearing joggers showing his print. i pulled over immediately across from them

>>40111040

nothing notable, even his cum was regular idk what sort of brownoid he was exactlt

Zzz...

>>40111101
How'd you pull?

>>40111087
move to blashyrkh

pietro’s bf is so lucky to lick his dirty ass everyday

>>40111066
Kek, keep wishing negroid.

>>40111101
but how did you initiate him into a bj? did you give him money?

... yer not talkin about me are ya?...

>>40111155
Hello, I thought you were dead by now

>>40111116
>>40111149
do you really just spy on past posters and monitor over what they're doing on social media? I imagine you furiously masturbating over them and wishing you could live in their shoes.

>>40111162
You’re right that’s what I want

>>40111071
Man he's so angry! I'll bet he goes and beats off to gore after this! What a fucking specimen!
AIDS is your future, hell your home ;)

>>40111162
Was he even real? I thought that horse had exposed her as a larp.

>>40111159
Well thats a point of view, I guess.

>>40111155
Do
Not
Resuscitate!

>>40111173
beatles real love, i have a feeling that this is another anon cause trannysucker is not sane enough for such posts, but kys under your brohters tree, kill yourself

>>40111175
I don't know who is real anymore and who isn't.

>>40111113
>Blashyrkh is a fictional realm that is often associated with the Norwegian black metal band Immortal. It is described as a frozen and icy kingdom, filled with mountains, darkness, and a brutal, grim atmosphere. Blashyrkh is often depicted in the band's lyrics and album artwork, representing a mythical and harsh northern landscape that reflects the band's musical themes and aesthetics.
I could get down with this. More of a cold, wet, dark cave kinda guy but frozen wastelands are fun too

yes today I am sad
the anniv of my lover's passing today
his name was M'bouko F'ouko and he give me aids in 1997. Love that little nigga!

>>40111196
im real still

>ROLL!

>>40111184
I think the term you're grasping for is "resurrect".

beatles real love
my ass smells like shit
my sheets are covered in shit
beatles real love
my ass leaks diarrhea
my house smells like a sewer in india
ugh ack someone else's fault!

i have this but i still look at these gay tiktoker relationships and feel as if i'm missing out on something..how weird is that? i feel like i don't know how to be the affectionate type..

look at me! :3
im not scary just because I love dead children and gore, notice how exciting this (!) sentence is?!?!? you're impressed.

welp, I see the 'yikes' sign is lit again. I assume this is the door out.

>>40111266
Enjoy the Tucker Carlson interview and see u in 5 minutes lol

>>40111237
>i have this
sure buddy me too

anyway sry gigi for flooding the thread :>
have fun wtih troonsucker kek

I can lick it I can ride it I can slip it and slide it I can do all the tricks and keep the dick up inside it

>>40111175
he was real, got doxed and left. there was a screenshot of anon talking to him on instagram iirc telling him santino was still reposting his pics

Grindr wiped
Discord wiped
Time to move on

>>40111312
you can never really move on unless your memory is wiped too

kek!
buddy!
relatable cultural reference!
who wants to eat dead children with me while we shit ourselves?
remember im fun! u like me!

is this a schizo thread? i didn't read anything yet, not sure if there's any good content desu

>>40111110
>>40111121
i got out acted like i needed something from my trunk. had on tight short shorts and one goes hey buddy whats up when i walk around the car. i had a 20 in my pocket so i pulled that out and held it. it seemed like he tipped off the tall guy and they start talking and laughing

but then the tall one nods his head like come over here. he says his buddy wants me but i say no i want you and grab for his bulge . he lets me once and i feel it grow the second time i do it so ik he wants it at that poin

>>40111366
i'm surprised you didnt have your teeth bashed in at some point
ill never approach str8 guys for sex, too much could go wrong

>>40111358
yes I have a headache

i'm gonna go to the corner store to get some soda

>>40111408
Enjoy your soda anon

>>40111408
Wear tight shorts and carry a gpot ig

>got sepsis because my male nurse was too busy taking thirst traps in the bathroom

I really hope I never need medical attention. It's hard to trust anyone these days to do their job.

>>40111312
move into my bed

I love Trixie Mattel!!!!!

i've been a knotty boy

>>40111386
we talked a bit after. he came v quickly. he said he had a gf. thing is i gave him the money bu when he was driving me back to my car he kinda gave me a smile and handed it back to me

>>40111487
nurses are some of the horniest, sluttiest, most depraved individuals i've ever met

Thoughts on vore

I don't understand why people don't like israel is it like a Nazi thing because people just don't like Jews for some reason

>>40111885
Ever met an Israeli? It’s not a Jews thing, it’s a “they’re the most annoying smug assholes” thing.

>>40111885
muslims are slimy murders and jews will backstab anyone who isn't also a jew. trust neither!

>>40111885
they don't like Netanyahu minely, not even if most Israeli's like him, he's a warmongerer

>>40111872
I want to vore you :3

>>40111986
they don't like Netanyahu mainly, not even most Israelis like him, he's a warmongering demon

>>40111961
Here’s a good example. This lady is fleeing the bombings by traveling to Paris to take shelter. Does she treat it as a solemn moment of fleeing her home in the wake of war, appreciating that another country will take her in? No, she shows up draped in an Israeli flag like she just one the 500 meter sprint at the Olympics and acts like a huge asshole,

>>40112017
They are something else.

>>40112031
If you're waving a gay pride flag you belong in..... ?

>>40112059
my ass

>>40111810
Doctors too in the hospital I worked at they inaugurated all the new female nurses and doctors by gangbanging them

I have one medium egg but I must bake. Assuming I have all the other normal shit, what should I make?

>>40112132
>all the new female nurses and doctors
yawn

>>40112140
>what should I make?
me ur bf

>>40112156
Again I only have the one egg and it's not even jumbo. Bf's require at least 2

>>40112174
oh :(

Turns out shiza was a games journalist all along.

>>40111872
this is the ugliest vore art i've seen yet

>>40112178
You could always bring an egg. Then together we'd have TWO eggs. Collective action! Just watched Hoffa and I'm into that this week

>>40112220
I see so much ugly art these days it's no wonder why people use AI

Have (You) ever gone cruising?

>>40112268
i'd still take ugly over AI-ugly because at least regular ugly is interesting in a cringe way

The way life goes joyriding down our road lay on the horn to prove that it haunts me

Do (You) know the muffin man?

>>40112274
no because it's just much older men into such activities

Evens wine
Odds beer
Dubs liquor
Anything above water

>>40112274
No but I've been approached by cruisers. Always old men. The park where I used to meet my dealer was adjacent to the cruising spot, and I'd be waiting for my guy who also a junkie and always late with it to show up, and the cruisers would come over. They creeped me out more than the junkies.

>>40111885
because they keep my country entangled in bullshit 24/7/365 for zero american gain

>>40112319
this is why femboys and twinks must stay inside, if they ever went running in a park they'd go missing

>>40112329
Keep in mind that Israelis browse this board, and they are disengenuous and will accuse you of being a Nazi and wanting to kill them, to back you into a corner of doubting your own morals. They're horrible people.

>>40112274
Yes and I saw a suspiciously young looking guy crying and being pimped out by an older guy

logically, gigi should support fully AI automated luxury communism, it unironically can create the optimal living conditions to the average /gigi/ poster :D

>>40112347
Oh dw I think cruise spots are largely a thing of the past now. I'm old myself now, this was like 10-15 years ago

God we used to able to MAKE something in this cunt
https://youtu.be/fH7VlTCApIg

i feel like i just need to come out as gay
i'd most likely have more success finding a boyfriend through my siblings connections than my own effort

Hate my friends. It's never "No," it's always a maybe then they string me along until we run out if time. JUST SAY NO NIGGA DAMN. FREE ME FROM THESE TORMENTS

>>40112372
i regret being heavily closeted in college
it would have been so, so much more fun if I was openly gay

But if the United States does not step in all the Jews in Israel will be killed

poppin pills

What's the deal with vore why would you want to eat someone

imagine having to take viagra

I eat when I get sad

AIDS hands

>>40112403
vivarin? i've had those before lol

>>40112420
These are my hands :3

>>40112385
how does that happen when they have nukes?

The only good v pill is vicodin

>>40112442
*Licks* mmm salty with a hint of cheese

>>40112442
they're so fat

>>40112445
Someone drops a penny in the street and there's a stampede no survivors

>>40112458
Is not fat

why would take a vore pill?

>>40112471
that wrist screams obese sis

>>40112471
i can't even see one vein

>>40112473
the fuck is that?

My hands are beautiful some would say gorgeous

>>40112442
looks greasy

>>40112496
Holy shit dude you look like this at 23? Lmao gay death really does exist

>>40112496
you look like your skin is cold and damp mr pancakes

>come across an event I know my friend would love
>he's into it but has to get permission for the gf first
>she says no. Typ no reason but if she gives one it's obv bs
OR
>make plans with the guy
>he adds it to their shared calendar that the bitch always makes a big deal over checking & following
>she plans another thing that conflicts and makes him cancel on me

Rinse and repeat for every friendship I have with a couple. Is this the power of marriage the straightoids tried to gatekeep? Why did we want to it much?

>>40112528
she sounds like a bitch and he sounds like a pussy

Suddenly into guys with hairy dad bods
Who cares about a little belly

>>40112528
>My straight friend can't go on dates with me because his gf gets jealous
It's not even believable anymore guy.

>>40112504
Green blue and black x3 but I would also like one that's immunity to suffocation

>>40112545
You underestimate how bitchy women are nowadays.

I'm not fat

>>40112566
The dynamic is off chief.

Bi curious guy here bros, want to have my first experience with a hot guy (unfortunaly supper in the closet at 26 due to parents), is grindr worth it?

i feel bad for him, i'm french too and we all age bad eventually

>>40112545
plenty of women get jealous of the friends men this isn’t some unheard of phenomenon

>>40112567
didn't your bf dump you because of the weight gain?

>>40112591
That's not true

>>40112583
rent.men just pay for it

This is my feet

>>40112589
It sounds like a larp. Straight guys with a gf do not have gay male friends around, and want to go on weekend trips with them while the gf is at home.

>>40112610
marshmallow toes

>>40112542
It's multiple couples. Are women are harpies and get suuuuper controlling. True for every female friend I've ever had, every woman in my family, and the SOs of my straight friends. Only redeemable ones are autistic or had

>>40112545
On of them called me his "manstress" in front of other people (not in a funny way) and has made him cancel on me several times to "stay home and chill" which means he plays vidya all day and maybe sex while she watches TV in the other room. The other one said that she didn't want to go to a private beach with me because she wanted to "relax" over the weekend which again means TV while he plays vidya. Both of these women are fat which I think plays a role. I'm not even hot and they act like this.

Hmmm, sometimes I can see my neighbor shirtless (he's like 50? with a dadbod) from across my window and now I'm wondering if he's doing it on purpose because I'm pretty sure he knows I can see him.

>>40112614
what a bunch of schizo horseshit

>>40112622
I can't with this kind of racist reply JUST because I'm white PEOPLE are CONSTANTLY racist to white people it's to the point I don't even feel comfortable going outside

>>40112623
Your straight guy friends read gay erotica books on Amazon written from the perspective of a bottom who idolizes straight men ig. Score.

>>40112650
Gay guys tend to be friends with other gay guys, and straight guys have straight friends. I'm dipping out of fantasy land now. My bad.

>>40112614
>weekend trips
Dude it's like festivals and hikes and stuff. And yes they do. When their women kick them out to have a "girls night" there's one man they call. I party. I'm jovial. Sry your life is no fun but you have no one to blame but yourself

One of the guys got appendicitis and was home like a month after surgery and he was calling me every weekend to go out because his wife told him too. Same woman HATES me and will not go to events i go to. Women are devils. He also was having panic attacks at work and would call me over to calm him down. Called me his "emotional support gay" which ngl made me feel some kinda way. I would never tho. He's v European. Round glasses yk

>>40112667
what argument do you think you’re making? tend to be doesn’t mean anything

Sounds like your legit jealous of his wife creepy and sad!

These are my hands :3

>>40111487
i'll take the sepsis as long as he sits on my face

>>40111040
ive wondered about this cus the one time i had sex with a black guy he kind of smelled different? i didnt like it. other than that ive only had sex with whites

>>40112736
They look dill pickle flavoured

>>40110995
it's funny you say that because i'm 95% sure my bi ex had BPD. he had some cluster B shit going on without a doubt

Ive had my mouth on every race except Australian abo

>>40112736
do you play the piano, you have very good flex and reach, meant for it perhaps

>>40112777
Thanks.

>>40112736
>>40112810
i hate your hands
don't talk to me or my son ever again

>>40112699
Prob true. I don't like that she doesn't play by her own rules. Women be shopping. Bitches be crazy. Trust no hoe. All the rest

>>40112826
She's not a whore your just a desperate sad obsessed faggot

You're*

the idea of my bf going to a massage therapist seems like cheating to me

how do I pussy out of going to a hookup that I had planned like 2 days ago without making it obvious I'm getting cold feet
I just jacked off and suddenly I really don't feel like going tomorrow and just wanna use my day off to go to like a gun range or go see a movie or something

do you ever have days where you're just not finding any guys attractive?

>>40112785
its literally true. Im not being an edgelord. Male 'bisexuality' is literally just men with BPD and narcissism - both from essetinaly straight guys or essentially gay men. I have long since come to this conclusion. I once brought its just as normal as gay and straight guys, but thats just a meme - they have mental issues. Even ones who seem legit, all crack and show there insanity if you follow them long enough, regardless if they live 'gay' or 'straight' lives.

>>40112877
just be honest, tell him you aren't in the mood, why not?

>>40112898
cuz Im a pushover and hate disappointing people

>>40112917
maybe ask if he'd like to go the gun range or see a movie with you?

>>40112471
did you burn yourself with cigarettes you emo faggot
>>40112736
freak!

>>40112583
bumping this question cus i really need to know