Thread 40112870

I am a trans fujoshi monitoring this thread

You're a desperate sad obsessed faggot

>>40112887
ok dad but can I see see your cock

>>40112809
not really but i play a lot of rhythm games. i did play for a little bit but i don't have access to one anymore. there was some piece i really wanted to learn, it was La cathédrale engloutie. i made a decent amount of progress on it at one point but never finished learning it

was totally not in the mood and then this guy's face showed up on my reddit feed and now I need to suck his cock

I wanna suck off those /int/ twinks so bad

>>40112929
Looks like a probescus monkey

Ah man. This fucking capcha check takes forever. Ah well. If we burn through this one quick enough >>40112926 is waiting

>>40112942
>>40112952
he looks like a man, we're all attracted to men here, right?

>>40112932
Which ones

If our astrology signs and fursonas conflict with each other never squeak to me again Wilberforce.

>>40112986
>fursonas
ughhh red flag red flag. that's a sign of mental illness

proboscis monkey mentioned

>>40112947
Yeah, I have been away for like a year and come back to this slow shit.

>>40112983
He is very handsome. I want to shove my balls over his face

Mr. California 1949

>>40112983
not as attractive as my husbando

>>40113000
I'm currently capybara and can't understand human talk, um meeeow or sth

>>40113026
I need to look like this. I have the right height and proportions for it but bulking muscle doesn't come naturally for me.

Chink coworker came back from the homeland and gave me a panda bookmark because I "remind him if one". So that's my fursona ig

>>40113057
same, everytime i've tried eating above 2500 calories in a day i just feel gross

>>40109888
Yeah, most people attracted to me would probably want me to top...

>>40109895
Haha :p

>>40109901
Noooo I'm not trans

>>40109903
But if they're shorter than me then they'll be jetpacking me

I think the worst part about being gay for me (and this may just be me being weird) is the sexual jealousy I feel for other men. A lot of the guys im attracted to I dont want to have sex with - I want to BE them. Like this top; he is so hot, attractive face and body and a massive fat cock. But I dont want to bottom for him, dont want to have sex with him. I want to BE him and fuck the locked faggot myself as him.


Its so weird. Its like im an AGP tranny, but for men IDK

https://thisvid.com/videos/sub-boy-sucks-and-fucks-xxl-cock/

>>40113075
Consuming that much protein seems impossible man. I think guys with that body are taking roids or tren, and lying about how much protein they're eating.

>>40113084
must be how ftm's feel

>>40113084
I'm the same way but with women

lol

my uncle at the age of 17 fell 80 ft off a bridge out of the bed of a truck while him and his friends were drunk driving, and two neurologists/brain surgeons said he would never walk or talk again but a third said there was a chance and operated on him and he recovered (he's a little funny now but mostly normal ig) and his parents gave him the $2.9 million (over $5 million in today's money) they received from insurance or whatever to take care of him for the rest of his life and he spent it all in less than 10 years and is now broke af

>>40113084
I want to look like this, and fuck the palest faggiest hairless twinks

https://thisvid.com/videos/muscle-daddy-jerk/

But I'm pale and almost hairless

>>40113119
I want to go free fallin' but not surivive it.

And scene

>>40113121
lol

>>40113190
just the idea of splattering to ground in pieces breaking apart, my consciousness hovering above what was once my body, laughing at it all, and then I'll probably just float around and see what people are doing since I can float their walls, maybe find another womb to hop into..

I need to go to bed that's too many words my hands didn't type.

>>40113119
Could live off just the interest of that much

>>40113224
Please don't, you are precious to someone and if you don't know it yet it's because he hadn't found you. We are uniquely capable of change. You are capable of change. Give yourself a break, you're not bad I'm sure. People who are truly evil and revolting never feel shame or embarrassment or regret like thorny.

>>40113237
Goodnight :)

Sixteen days no bread and water
Sixteen days no light of day
Sixteen days without liquid on my stomach
Sixteen days without sun on my back
Sixteen days without ideas in my head
Sixteen days with writing on my hands

i am a bottom who is constantly yearning for cock. doesn't it seem strange? a male can't reproduce with other males, so why. why do i want to get topped so much.

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

Realized that the same old guy pretending to be young might be talking to me on two different platforms

I wonder if you could put a pigs brain in a brain dead person and have them come back to life

I was one of those young guys that acted old, and stayed home reading books or listening to older music instead of being in tune with people my age. And now I'm just old. How about that.

Gaydead bottoms are a fright to behold. Will you look at the time! I must walk!
Tonight's walk will be to the old park built in the 1800s, containing huge tall old trees.

>>40112870 (OP)
This video is repulsive. Why do women always cheer when they see gay men. It’s disgusting. They’re always like “good for youuuuu :))” or “awwwwww”, and I hate it.

>>40113394
god forbid a fujo get her swag on

Need a bf with cold hands to cup my balls at night. Esp during the summer. Can't sleep in these conditions!

Searching for the world’s greatest soup none of that creamy shit tho. Da fuq

so like... a chowder?

>>40113482
idk girly senpai maybe a tuscan sausage soup

>>40113482
french onion

>>40113482
a spicy tomato or curry pumpkin are my go to. Thai coconut pumpkin or something

i hate it when a song references itself in the lyrics

Fag hag friend brought her stinky homophobic bf to our party

Girlfriend brought me to his stinky faggot friend's party

>>40113482
Pho?

>>40113645
ummm sweaty this is gaygen, we hate anything asian here...

>enter "pass"gen
>most of them have a stronger jawline than me
what the fuck

Is 23 old I feel practically ancient not to mention the fact I'm suffering from medical obesity and depression

I ordered vitello tonnato at dinner and it was horrid and I have no idea what I was thinking. I saw it plated and it looked yummy years ago when I was working at a restaurant as a teenager but it just tasted like creamy salty canned tuna sauce and the veal was weird tasting too. I oopsied. I hate fucking up at restaurants and ordering shit that's gross.
But, you can only fuck me over once. The places I go back to, and I will drive hours to the good ones, are the places I'm pleasantly surprised by.

>>40113742
being obese literally injects poisons into your body

>>40113645
oh pho sho

>>40113742
im suffering from niggertism

Schizophrenia really is a disease that affects the brain

>>40113781
I know they say that, but my brain tells me it's caused by alcohol and drug use. Like yeah, you have a predisposition for going REALLY loopy from alcohol/drugs, but you aren't sober.

>>40113742
not to mention aids, autism and schizophrenia

>>40113728
WRONG

>>40113789
nah they would know if that were the case. plus i abused the hell out of LSD and never developed anything

I refuse to believe that gays have feelings

>>40113013
CONSTRUCTED for bbc

>>40113728
I don't discriminate >:(

well I don't like curry doe

caught a 3 day ban for telling trannies that trans doesn’t exist and theyre just mentally ill male pedos.

Staying in /gg/ from now on

>>40113793
Do I really have that many flaws then how come I have a boyfriend and you dont
https://youtu.be/1qxnpz0z_hg?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/rBSflK1FTSY?si=_cz1jKwz7gxLzYEr

>>40113028
crafted by god to top Hugh Dancy

Do you guys like to eat french like pineapple

why are tranners so obsessed with bnwo to an unhealthy extent, I understand raceplay and stuff but their shit is fucking weird bros

>>40114036
i like to eat french butthole

>>40114014
https://voca.ro/1fo1xDLq96qm

>>40114056
I do not understand race players to deny that people are getting whiter over time is to deny evolution and "race players" should be hung for treason against nature and Science

>>40114056
Porn addiction. clicked the interracial tab a few too many times

Brown people naturally evolve into whites in certain climates

>>40114129
and whites naturally devolve into browns in certain climates

trannies are the blacks who complain about white people, but also complain when whites move away
>heh fags are all pedos with aids and shit dick
“Ok well just be lgb then, let’s go our separate ways”
>N-No! You can’t do that!

How do you anons cope with not being hung?

Im 6.4 bpel inches and 4.75 inches in girth.

I know im not small technically, but I feel like it. It seems like nobody ever wants a more modest size. Hell, even on Plebbit, its always the same. Bigger is better.

How do I cope anons, im not a bottom.

If you look at the eyes of a person with down syndrome and the eyes of a person who's Chinese they are the same why god but perhaps evolution can answer this question see all Asians have a common down syndrome ancestor

>>40114156
porn has fried your brain. put that dick to use and put it inside someone

good boys always swallow

>>40114156
never cared. i was resentful for a while for being circumcised though. but now i dont care cus what can u do

>>40114155
https://voca.ro/1gpiNASH4MZr

>>40114156
I remember Jesus still loves me sis.

>>40114174
What if it's piss

>>40114017
i have a bf but he doesn't have a dick is all

>>40114274
Where did it go did he losed it

Why are gays so vain?

>>40114156
6.4 is plenty just dont be a gooner. Also remember that americans lie the most of any country, they add 2.5 inches on average. A 7" american guy is really 4.5

>>40114286
hes ftm

>>40114156
Absolute state of normies. It's the ones with 5 inchers and below who are eternally fucked.

I’m a 6.5inch dick young white top. I hope I get rejected for my dick size, will dodge a bullet of sleeping with a hoe

>>40114261
They swallow that too.

>>40114334
https://voca.ro/1m9m531qH32T

>>40114156
porn brain
i'm 6.9" bpel and 5" girth and i used to feel small until i laid off the porn and started going to gay bars

why is the only regular vocaroo poster we have also the worst aids-ridden homeless mfer to have visited our gen also

>>40114433
why do you want more vocaroo posters

>>40114172
Yeah but that seems like its most zoomers, such as myself, are pornbrained in one way or another. It's unavoidable.
>>40114180
Yeah, I guess. But at night it gets to me.
>>40114307
In my experience, at least for bottoms, people ghost me. For tops, everone has a 7"+ dick, so I guess that explains that.
>>40114332
In me experience with bottoms, its a yes or no thing. Is it hung? If it's no, then go away. Or maybe im just unlucky. Maybe I live in a city with a lot of sizequeens
>>40114417
I feel like you meet the socially hung status though.

>I don't like you, but I'm not saying you're wrong
Don't care.
It's all true, and I'd rather learn wisdom than being liked by people who ghost, flake, cheaters, liars. I've never had an std more severe than crabs. Cope

>>40114469
>Maybe I live in a city with a lot of sizequeens
It's not your location. Gays are the same everywhere. That part of gay culture certainly isn't in the brochure.

>Lexi love engaged to a little pooner.
So many drag queens love the poonies; Bob, ben de la creme, amanda tori meeting, Kennedy Davenport, Raja etc

why are they all pedos >>40113577

>>40113728
I like Chinese food

>>40113767
Hehe

any songs that feel like they could belong to radio mirror park from gta 5?

Feet

What do you even do when you find out a guy has a small cock? You're both naked already, so do you just excuse yourself to the bathroom and try to leave?

Six inches is too small for me

Omg

https://x.com/Catsillyness/status/1935757069421781353?t=ttL8Nd00AFcf7wrER40Htg&s=19

>>40114777
That's how you end up with aids lol

How are you doing?

I have a small cock. STOP IGNORING ME

>>40114793
This is a game changer

i wouldn't care about my top's d size as long as he loves me

>>40114847
^-^

would you suck off a small dick top? i would

>>40114871
Yes <3
Love conquers all

>>40114777
That's why you got aids

>>40114891
Uh huh

I need gastric bypass

>>40114907
Y

>>40114891
this is what true love is.

>>40114913
So I can take little bites

So you'll all stop calling me fat and I DONT KNOW WHY I AM BIG OKAY

>>40114891
If we're being honest, nobody wants to suck a microdick

>>40114966
stop you make me sad sis

Small 1-7 inches medium 7-14 inches large 14-24 inches

I have a small mouth so small cocks suit me fine :)

Why is this thread so dead

>>40115006
I'm here c:

I have a big mouth need multiple cocks in it

Muscle Mike can't protect ya

>>40114960
you're not big you're short, and short people look thick as they get older

>>40115013
Your a girl your name is marina that's a girl name>>40115013

I'm discriminated against by other gay people for smol pp, it's cockism

>Asian boy from old thread
https://www.barefags.com/post/153067

>>40115039
MUSCLE MIKE CANT DETECT THE STORM

>>40115079
Yes would

>>40115077
small cocks should be bottoms
so it is written in the ancient texts

>>40115079
not the vest and cage yuck

>>40115087
What vest?

>>40115083
Then im volcel or asexual or straight. I failed being gay lol like who does that

I have a question for you /gg/
Would you rather get raped by a black guy 100 times, or raped by 100 asian guys?

The black guy is hung. He will always rape you, but if you befriend him you might be able to convince him to be gentle

The asians have small dicks, but none of them speak english and they all hate you so they will make it as abusive and painful as possible every time

>>40115160
100 asians

Who bottoms?

>>40115170
Would you rather be raped by 100 Asians or given $1 million?

>>40115110
>who does that
Everybody in this thread, on a regular basis.

>>40115184
Yeah. Idk if I'm gay. I've had hardcore gay desires my entire life, but I don't like the idea of it to be fair. I'm not interested in musicals or scented candles.

>>40115160
The asians what an obvious question

If biboomers claims are correct, he was a hardcore sexin gay, gettin took up the arse by blokes in alleyways and takin blokes up the arse in public urinals, and he's unhappy and now posts in chasergen and is most likely trans. Can't be arsed.

>>40115182
1 million

>>40115160
the asians
scared of what a big dick might do to my anus if i'm raped 100 times

>>40115079
Cute, would

>>40115170
Ah, but is it because of self-hate, or because you're racist?

No it's because the Asians hate me and that's arousing

>>40115237
Forced to have sex with picrel or a free orange chicken combination lunch from Panda?

>>40115243
im racist

>>40115214
In what way is it obvious?

>>40115240
It doesnt have to be back to back, it could be like, fortnightly for four years, alternating oral.

>>40115264
Coal.

>>40115259
free food 100% even though im tryna diet

>>40115264
nah honestly i'd rather get raped by 100 asians in one night than have a giganigga rape me for four years
is it even rape if i feel like i would enjoy getting gangbanged by 100 asians?

>>40115182
One million
>>40115259
Orange chicken yay

>>40115272
Trugay. There's a Panda 3 minutes away from me tho, I'd take the suky fuky

>>40115066
I look like a man though

>>40115288
One million asian chickens or one million orange chickens?

What will the future ethnicities look like I think like this

>>40115302
One million orange chickens

>>40115303
lol big improvement over Californians already, I'm for it

>>40115302
With the price of eggs, one million asian chickens

>>40115250
Based. You could yell slurs though, then the black guy would hate you too

>>40115259
Hm. Can i swap for beef? I dont like chicken

>>40115261
Fair enough

>>40115271
Its more dignified to get spat on and cigarette burns than to ride a hood nigga a few (dozen) times?

>>40115282
I guess technically its not, but they dont know you're enjoying it so i suppose their attempts still count. I cant imagine how ruined your holes are going to be though

I thought I was gay but there was a girl whose figure was so deliciously curvy it completely turned my sexuality upside down. That girls name? My wife Nadia.

>>40113364
>I was one of those young guys that acted old, and stayed home reading books or listening to older music instead of being in tune with people my age
This is literally me. How do I fix this

>>40115320
There's no Orange beef served at Panda Express dear. You can have Beijing beef, broccolis with beef, those are your beef options!
>Its more dignified to get spat on and cigarette burns than to ride a hood nigga a few (dozen) times?
I like nice things. I do not want gross race fetishes, unless it's Asian and then it's nice.

>>40115349
Erm, idk I never did. I preferred to write music, daydream, and read a lot. And I am an awkward sperg who often times can't socialize with ppl. Don't be like me, find a way.

Gud morning!!
>>40115160
>>40115259
Can you come up with a nicer scenarios pls

>>40115354
Kek based. Cao ni ma! Fe wu!
Well i would take any of the beefs then. If i can i will just give it to a hobo, fast food is unhealthy

His name is Marina because he’s a sailor

>>40114826
its too hot to wear turtlenecks so not good

>>40115378
I cahnt I'm soory it's 1 am and I'm falling asleep.
>>40115386
Ok based then. Fair enough lad. I see what you did there. I haven't eaten Panda Express in several years if we're being honest, it's too salty.

Why is this gen filled with bottoms? I feel like the only top here.

>>40112https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs&list=RDXP5oHL3zBDg&index=7870

>>40115404
We had a meeting and we all agreed we can share you. I get you from 4 to 5:30 on tuesdays, but after that you have delta then debaser, and then baraposter on the wednesday after 12

>>40115404
Being a real man is hard sis.

>>40115404
I want to worship your rosebud

>>40115404
bigen is two blocks down

crashing at boyfrens while he travels

>>40115510
why does masculinity disgust you? :D

>>40115378
Good morning!

>Can you come up with a nicer scenarios pls
Cake or ice cream? :>

>>40115388
Ahoy

>>40115391
Aww I'm sorry. It will get cool again though and then you'll get to wear them. <3

Dan definitely has a rosebud

>>40115513
it doesnt

>>40115513
Shes a tramny, its expected

Tf is a tramny

I have massive cake farts in Japanese cheesecake farts

It's over

i feel like theres nuance between being disgusted by the missing link neadenthral troglodyte uncanny valley marfan alien with super mega limited edition aids and being disgusted by masculinity overall but what do i know!

otters are valid

>>40115534
A trampy tranny. She'll suck cock for three pierogis

aw she’s probably drunk on Xanax again to cope with being unfuckable

well we cant all be pozz white walkers

we can’t all be slender and physically active

>>40115567
you looked better fat tho :w

>>40115547
You said playing video games is masculine, when it's literally sitting doing nothing. Zoomers have a different idea of what masculinity is, and tend to hate traditional masculine ideals and that's why they're taking hrt and looking like neanderthal prostitute women.

nigga nobody cares for slender gaydeads with trog faces put on some fucking muscles instead of looking like a striped pajama extra jfc

>>40115573
idk what that has to do with me

>>40115582
Idk i just like teasing you because can't fk you

she said as I drift to sleep at my big booty Latino twunk’s apartment

>>40115500
so you have a bf but also do random hookups?

>>40115590
>big booty Latino twunk’s
fat arse gordito's*

>>40115591
no I don’t even get on grindr I’ve had sex with like two people this year and this guy is #2

>>40115403
>I cahnt I'm soory it's 1 am and I'm falling asleep.
goodnight
>>40115520
Ice cream ice cream!

Keeping shiza fed every hour of the day making sure she never drops below 100 kg and is on her way to 150

>>40115594
>tfw no fag bf :(

need man

>>40115599
Just ate 8 nutter butter cookies. I feel gross.

he’s snatched & gorgeous & the way he smiles at me omg anyway you may have the last word I’m tired byeeeeee

My irl friend told me once that they (ftm) believed shakespear was a pen name for an young African girl who wrote all those plays and then they blocked me for disagreeing with it they read it on tumblr

Otter son or tranny daughter?
>>40115599
Are these real? I swear I remember oreos being thinner

>>40115618
Son obviously? Why even ask

>I’m tired
yeah hiv will do that to you

>>40115618
thotter - ftm daughter with thot bod

There are really people who believe that stuff and they get mad when you don't agree with them on it :(

>>40115626
omg shizzer what's gotten into you

>>40115617
That's probably why Shakespear has like a million made up words in her plays

or like ummm having a job

Wig

Everything is so expensive
Daddy Trump should just legalize prostitution already and let me sell my body for groceries

Britney Shakespears

>>40115649
isnt it legal in vegas

>>40115649
Bottoms don't eat so like your weekly shopping cart is 10 grapes, an apple, half of a Dorito, and 300 pack of beers

>>40115634
>what's gotten into you
a spirit from aryan mythological pre-history

>>40115636
ok wagie! tell your latinx bf to watch out for ice next time hes standing next to home depot

>>40115655
actually I don't eat doritos and I mostly drink wine

i am gay. i like men. i am gay. i like men. i am gay. i like men. i am gay. i like men.

>>40115656
You're on your game today I can tell. You've been working that bunda on the treadmill and it's growing brain cells

>>40115659
The wine drinker bottoms are too fancy for me desu. out of my league

yeah yeah i got therapy in 5 minutes

>>40115655
Beers would get me more fat than food
>>40115652
Interestingly enough not in Vegas/Clark County but in some other rural countries brothels are legal. Hella nasty though. Nobody wants to be that politician that tried to make prostitution legal

My posts are no longer making sense. I go now.

>>40115667
naaur its not about being fancy it costs as much as beer and doesn't make me feel as bloated, tastes better, and I don't have to pee as much
>>40115668
good luck!!
>>40115672
omg fast

>chatted with a twink for a couple days
>he's now obsessed with me and I'm no longer horny
fuck

>>40115702
anons if you want a bf just be somewhat attractive and polite on grindr, it's wild how low the bar is

The only therapy my wife Nadia needs is another serving of fish and chips

i don't want a bf, i want a husband

>>40115680
Don't drink too much ok good night anon I hope you have a wonderful night or day

>>40115715
Corr

>>40115752
night!

Been seeing alot of younger people pull off office siren-look this summer which really warms my heart. I should get on that
>>40115709
>if you want a bf just be somewhat attractive and polite on grindr
Too hard!!

it feels weird to call myself a man :(

>>40115820
what about male

Thoughts on paul reubens' black bf? he ended up dying of AIDS btw

>>40115856
MC Ride

Guess who’s back in the motherfucking house
With two big tig ol’ bitties for your mouth?

>>40115672
I used to have a hedgehog, he was albino so I named him cracker

>>40115793
>collarbone
>ribs
goals

i can feel her struggling to comprehend what tf im talking about half the time omfggg

>>40115672
*runs up and kicks him and far as i can*

my kitty is so warm ;3, i wish i could hold him forever, but i can't eat chips when he's on me

>>40115892
i dont talk about this place its not my life lol

forcing my neighbors to listen to Ray of Light
>>40115883
Gave up on therapy it just made me feel worse cuz they didn't understand what the fuck I was talking about.
>>40115899
He's just trying to keep you from becoming a fatty

>>40115929
i tried but my dad forced me to stick with it

>>40115883
what do you even tell her?

>>40115961
idk like actual life stuff about college and family?

>>40115971
why do you therapy for that? did college give you ptsd or smth?

>>40115975
well no but we discuss my difficulties and stuff, i do have trauma from hs though

I don't give a hoot and holler about Israel

>>40115995
Tarnation

>>40115995
thanks for letting us know that you don't care, it was very essential to state that

idc about middle east crap, but in reality there is nothing worse than an authoritarian muslim state gaining nukes

>>40116011
dw the ayatollah is a libtard

>>40115984
what are your difficulties?

>>40116017
well according to my therapist trauma, adhd and autism

>>40116038
i would see a therapist just to have someone to talk to

>>40116003
You're not tugging at anybody's wig

shiza hates hank hill

>>40116067
tried watching that with my ex but he couldnt get into anything but dumb animes

Hank Hill is the only cartoon TV dad that isn't a complete retard

>>40116096
i think early homer was somewhat redeemable too, but yeah

>>40116096
https://youtu.be/JAcBkwGwQjo?si=ZvWCuc_hxagQa8Il

Hank Pill

>>40116100
I'd say Peter Griffin too. I hate the modern Peter's "permanently bored" look.

>>40116121
it's weird to think family guy characters used to have personalities other than brian

>>40116096
fire lord ozai

>>40116038
my friend thought i might have ptsd cus i jump like a mfer whenever im touched

>>40116150
what are gypsies called in polish?

>>40116153
cyganie

i have a headache

>>40115742
same. i want one who is heteronormative though

Do I even really want to spend the next 30 years struggling to make mortgage payments to live in a shoebox like what the fuck is this economy
Idgaf daddy trump nuke iran and get israel to do some jewish munerological magic and make things cheap again

>>40116156
interesting, it's always something with cyg or cig

>>40115599
can you send her to the gym as well? transition her from F to M
>>40115500
you look exceptionally aids ridden today sis
>>40115174
left

>>40116164
its from greek

what race is the most desperate to fuck whites?

>>40116165
>you look exceptionally aids ridden today sis
exactly im not crazy

>>40116172
amerimutts

Hungarians are cigany