Then the Lord said to Satan, "You have seen Job, who is my servant. What do you think about him? There is no one on earth that is like him. He is a good and honest man. He is afraid to make me angry. He refuses to do evil things."

Satan answered the Lord, "There is a very good reason why Job obeys you. You do not let any bad things happen to him. You keep him, his family and all his things safe. You have given him success with everything that he does. His many farm animals are everywhere! You should take away from him all the things that he has. Then he will certainly curse you very strongly."

So the Lord said to Satan, "I agree to give you power over all the things that belong to Job. But you must do nothing to hurt Job himself."

After that, Satan went away.

omg meeee!!! :3

the sole purpose of religion is allowing women to enforce homophobia

>>40130686 (OP)
One day, Job's sons and daughters were at a party in the home of his oldest son. A servant brought a message to Job. He said, ‘We were using your oxen to plough the fields. Your donkeys were eating grass beside them. 15 Some men from Sheba suddenly came and they attacked us. They took away all your oxen and your donkeys. They also killed all your other servants. I was the only one who escaped. I ran here to tell you what has happened.’

That servant was still speaking, when another servant arrived. He said to Job, ‘God has sent lightning down from the sky. It has killed your sheep and your servants. I was the only one who escaped. I ran here to tell you what has happened.’

Before that servant had finished speaking, a third servant arrived. He said to Job, ‘Some robbers from Chaldea suddenly attacked us. They took away all your camels and they killed your servants. I was the only one who escaped. I ran here to tell you what has happened.’

That servant was still speaking, when a fourth servant arrived. He said to Job, ‘Your children were eating a feast at a party in the home of your oldest son. 19 Suddenly there was a strong storm that came from the desert. The wind destroyed the house where your children were. The house fell on them and it killed them. I was the only one who escaped. I ran here to tell you what has happened.’

When Job heard this news he was very upset. He tore his clothes and he cut off all his hair. Then he bent down low on the ground to worship God. 21 He said, ‘When I was born, I had nothing. When I die, I will take nothing with me. The Lord has given me all the things that I have. The Lord may choose to take those things away. I will continue to praise the name of the Lord!’

Even after all these things had happened, Job still did not do anything bad. He did not say that God had done something wrong to him

Did God create Satan to justify his evil side? I mean why did he clearly favor Abel over Cain, in other stories satan is always brought up, blaming him, but in that specific one it was just God, giving preference to Abel lead to Cain to do what he did.

>>40130686 (OP)
>>40131185
I feel like God was just yapping by the end of Book of Job he was literally YAPPING

Like the only reason why Job was fucked was because of some shitty bet God made with Satan like the fuk?

My nigga (God) you really fucked this nigga up cus Satan said so, and you yapping big bro nah cush

>>40131457
If I was Job I tell God straight the fuk up "Yo you literally fucked with my shit and killed my kids cus Lucifer was on your dick, and now you wanna tell me Oh, I think I know better, Oh, I was arrogant, the fuk? Send me to hell nigga at least dat nigga will own up to what the fuck he did"

Then I tell dat nigga straight to his face that he a bitch, wear a bussdown swastika and ride out in my chromed out maybach

>>40130686 (OP)
>love someone
>torture them as a test
>ask them afterwards if they still love you
Wait, is god just a BPDemon?

>>40131457
>>40131537
And you wonder why all troons look evil. Agents of Satan.

>>40131297
Well obviously, He is all-knowing and would know that Satan would become evil from the beginning. He additionally knew Job would never curse him, no matter what happened, so He just let Satan ruin his life for no reason.

>>40131537
God, Imma let you finish, but my cattle deserve the best cattle award!

>>40131573
Literally, Ive kicked out SEVERAL bitches out my house for this type of behavior cush. I mean if he's really omnipotent and supposedly the ultimate good, then I'll accept it and call myself a bitch, but not after you kill my kids bro like wat the fuk? Then he renegs on the "no bodily harm" deal and harms Job too like nigga you a liar

>>40131598
Satan is just an agent of God so that would make trannies agents of God as well. He uses Satan to test us. He is all-powerful and has complete control over anything Satan does. Satan is powerless without His authority. Are trannies basically angels, tests from God sent to walk among mortals?

>>40131622
woops meant to reply to
>>40131596

>>40131618
boy you were just sent from hell itself weren't you?

>>40131657
Listen bro, this fucking old piece of jewish bible torah scroll has no bearing on real life shit. It's true people wear misery on their faces, but that does not make troons evil. At the end of the deal you're not gonna tell me God was deadass trolling. If a nigga troll me Im fucking killing him, in grand teft auto the video game

>>40130686 (OP)
watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXVQCss9yyo
it makes you realize that unlike the popular perception, satan is completely trustworthy (he can always be expected to try to harm you), and if he does harm you, it is only with god's permission, and therefore, it is actually god who is the capricious and fickle spirit, not satan

>>40131185
>Who do you think you are? Why do you ask questions about my wisdom? You speak many words but you do not understand anything. Prepare yourself for a difficult job! I will ask you some questions and you must answer them. Were you with me when I made the world?If you think you are so clever, tell me all about it!
>But you, Job, did you ever command the morning to begin? No! You have never in your whole life told the sun when it should rise.

Im sorry to any ambrahamic religion fags in here, but this is what we in psychology call "Gaslighting"

Sure at the end of the book Job gets more shit and lives another 140 years with the most beautiful daughters in the land of oz (imagine having a daughter) but God is literally making excuses for how he fucked up with Satan and that is not okay.
If you wonder why Trump is getting cursed out and we're further trying to "stray from God's light" is because of shit like this. Also anyone in this world can have god complex, especially those in power. Scientifically speaking, mathmatically and statistically, any supposedly omnipotent people who gaslight others like this are very insecure within themselves and they end up repeating these behaviors onto others. What we are trying to do progressively as a society is to deter such retarded corruption.

putting myself in the thread for when my friend sends me the reddit thread about this. hi friend!

>>40130686 (OP)
blah blah jew on a stick blah

>>40131804
>Satan: I bet he curses you out if you take away all his shit
>Job does curse God out
>God talks his shit to Job

Seems like Job got what he deseved

How the fuck do you draw the conclusion that to be a good christian is to have a family and farm and be a normal person? All the prophets and patriarchs were schizophrenic warlords.

>>40131904
>job: i love god
>satan: take away his shit lol
>job: wtf i hate god now
>god:

>>40131904
Listen anon, if you start to understand that we are just critters on a big ass rotating rock you'll understand nature and all its glory is not some fucking miracle it's just shit hitting up and cooling down

>>40131987
*heating

>>40131987
yeah but how do you explain all the intricate beautiful shit people carve out of nature then?

>>40132017
It's not that fucking cool bro

The whole story of Jesus teaches people that you need to find the most moral person in your society and kill them and somehow that redeems all the people who killed them, this moral system makes no sense

>>40132083
also creates messiah complex and people pleasers

>>40132134
Not to mention that the whole thing requires Judas to betray Jesus and give up his ability to ever go to heaven despite being the main catalyst of the plan. Any idiot can sacrifice their life, it takes actual dedication to a cause to give up your ability to ever call yourself a good person. We should worship Judas,

>>40131904
>>40131965
And that's the moral of book of job. He's a mysogynistic pedophile like all men and the jewish writers just wanted to show other mysoginistic pedophiles to watch their shit, so the writers can get more pussy.

That's it, pack this shit up faggots I gotta go to the mall

>>40132166
Jesus died for your sins, Judas was damned for your sins

>>40132134
Yeah Jesus was literally a schizo raving in the street, he was doing antisocial behavior. Fuck this makes me really biased in favor of the Chinese, at least with confuscianism is honest in what it wants from you in a societal kind of way, Christianity makes so little sense from that angle

>>40132166
They say Jesus of Nazareth did in fact come back to life after being killed. And if you believe the dead can come back to life because he is the son of god, then you will never truly die.

Im a man who believes Im a woman, Ill fucking believe anything.

>>40132182
Jesus cheated death, he knew he would cheat death, he sacrificed nothing. Judas sacrificed everything and he’s hated for it.

>>40131622
Yes we are fallen angels