Thread 40141429

ol' >>40139444

bich ass need hole domination where are you bich ass

>>40141455
would u believe me if i told u i was secretly op of both the giraffe thread and this one

This is a mess

>>40141455
no he doesn’t, he’s getting married with a woman this year

I have a funny thing to post but idk where yet. Gotta maximize my chance at (You)s and this doesn't feel like it yet

>>40141429 (OP)
I like how no life some of us are that the mislabeled general is noteworthy.

>>40141513
It’s just (You), slayer that spends the day posting here

>>40141537
Nope, I don't have a handle here.
I'm the guy with muscle issues.

would you date a guy that is 25% mongolian 25% japanese 25% chinese and 25% korean

>>40141458
bottoms only learn how to behave correctly with hole adjustment, post it
>>40141480
A woman woman or a troon?

>>40141552
Sure

>>40141537
See? I'm not homeless im rent free in your lil cutey brain mreow

>>40141489
Post feet while you're waiting

>>40141558
Hmmmm idk... Post feet first

>>40141590
With socks on

>>40141559
Yes he’s marrying an female, retard

>>40141590
>>40141595
Besties

>>40141607
Why is he posting here making gay cis male threads then?

>>40141607
Not if i have anything to say about it

>>40141607
bich ass landed a wife? wtf he's a funny looking guy

>>40141620
babe dont believe her lies, no one knows whats goin on in my irl life

>>40141633
What do you look like?

living out my porn director dreams

>>40141616
He’s still horny for cocks

In 1965 I was uploaded into a Control Data Corporation 3600 mainframe computer. I don't mind it here, eventually they'll turn the power off tho.
:(

>>40141675
I miss xir

>>40141660
Can I get better fanfic like him instead of the pedo sex offender storyline? For example, shiza finds out she's cis f and her tiny binky was a clit all along and we get married and have kids? Tysm
>>40141670
LOL least repressing chaser

>>40141684
I'm so happy to not see the 2nd guy and Delta anymore. They look bad and posted too often.

the amount of gays in NYC alone that died of AIDS is 7.6x greater than the entire amount of US soldiers killed in the entire Vietnam War

>>40141696
iirc she is actually trying to date women now, shes a reformed homosexualist now that trumps in office

>>40141684
I could see Bishit duel wielding katanas on a date but he gets attacked by a zombie horde and heas to reveal they're replicas and were never forged under a starlight sky so they can't even slice bread... And he cries afterward. He give off that vibe.

ineed a boy to hold me down & cut me & cover my mouth when i whimper in pain :(

>>40141675
Actually was married or engaged to a woman, and then posted here saying he hated women. Tru straight man.
>>40141684
God poor horror i don't know he was that young. I hope he's doing well.

>>40141684
I thought faggots are supposed to be stylish well groomed and look good

:(

>>40141684
Who is gd

>>40141684
dare I say it but all of these are 4/10's at best

>>40141732
sup toid have you pissed on a homo yet

>>40141727
you need to see dimdim and nitra, they’re so cute

My hole is itching

>>40141708
And yet nothing of value was lost either time

>>40141684
Shiza was so cute 300lbs lighter

>>40141770
skunk looks like a model in this, good photo

>>40141770
Rolling for skunk

>>40141595
im not asian I was just asking if someone would date such combination

>>40141770
skunk is good looking

>>40141792
>>40141792
>>40141792
OMG YAY 030 KISSES HIM

>>40141770
Tex and skunk look very hot there. Yum yum

delta looks like a bull in a china shop ready to plow some bottom into smithereens

>>40141770
bich ass could be peter christopherson’s bastards

Who do you think gets more benefits from the government me or skunk

>>40141770
>>40141684
is it just me or does Holden look like a dwarf?

>>40141844
i would imagine canada is more generous with benefits but ive not looked it up so theres a real chance thats very wrong

>>40141844
you because canada is richer than the uk

I look like Cersei now

>>40141844
are you proud of yourself for being a leech?

>>40141802
In which case I withhold ruling until I see more evidence. I will say pregoblinization Asians fall into a dark/light skin dichotomy. They all hit the wall eventually but the light skin ones aren't too bad before then imo.

>>40141844
You look like old gd

>>40141849
Great Value matt walsh

>>40141429 (OP)
Anyone else think tight ass is overrated? I don’t want to fuck a tight ass, it hurts my penis. A somewhat prepped and lubed butt is far superior than tight ass.
>inb4 goatsie
No, there is a fine line between tight and loose and then there is the haram even more loose.

>>40141872
cersei always glowed even with her dark eyebags
she never looked pasty

gd is the biggest attention whore i can see why ppl tire of him

>>40141876
I'm not a leech I'm schizophrenic

Leeching cum from top balls

>>40141929
that didn't stop them from working

>>40141770
skunk is the hottest
too bad he's a bottom

>>40141956
skunk said he'd top twinks he just bottoms for older guys

>>40141558
from which province of china does his chinese lineage hail from

>>40141949
Why should I have to work people literally throws away food we have so much resources as a society that the wealth should be redistributed if people want to work great for them if you don't want to work you shouldn't have to

>>40141872
Did you get pickled?

>>40141984
he took the poz pickle and even knew the guy had it but didn't care

>>40141887
push fit hole is the best

HIV-1: There are nine main subtypes (A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, and J) and numerous additional recombinant strains.
HIV-2: There are four main subtypes (A, B, C, and D).

What strains are you hoping to collect?

>>40141984
I don't drink

>>40142022
do you cry when you look in the mirror now? you look so different

I like the raid movies as much as the next guy but it ruins my immersion to realise 90% of the cast would drop to their knees if I waggled my bwc at them

>>40142022
Bro is turning into delta

Luka Rocco Magnotta
Michael Alig
Mr Pancakes
Jeffrey Dahmer

>>40142031
Yes it's literally over and I'm still alive somehow
Even videogames aren't the same as they used to be and that's all I can do is stay inside eat and play videogames since im too fat autistic old and sick to get sex

Don't cry because it's over smile because it happened

>>40142050
How old are you now

>>40142050
but you have a boyfriend you live with or something right? how is your relationship?

>>40142068
this is what people who have never lost anything say to make themselves feel better about the grief of others

>>40142076
23
>>40142079
No he lives over 1000km away

>>40142043
heh

THE MEXICAN

is here.

Time for boomer to be the greedy greedypuss

nom nom nom nom

>>40142050
Did u have lots of sex when you were a teen

>>40142021
None I'm marrying cheeza and devoting my seed to her virginal hole.

i want to marry a man tbqh
dating and having sex before marriage seems sinful

>>40142132
No I was too fat I weighed 110

a high powered pc or a helpless onahole?
chose wisely

https://files.catbox.moe/g2smop.mp4

Does anyone remember the TV series "My Baby Sitter is a Vampire"?

>>40142161
How tall are u and how much do you weigh now

>>40142177
i always want to beat his head in with a pipe when i see him

And now some eye-wash for that last video

what can my bf do to me after he nuts? he usually just goes shower while i finish myself but i feel like we could still do sex stuff
or maybe tops dont feel like it after nutting idk

>>40142200
Gross roid tranny

>>40142193
5'11 now I weigh 185

>>40142202
Post nut clarity perhaps.

>>40142202
Kiss cuddle keep his dick inside you suck u or jerk u off anything this is really pathetic desu why do you let him treat you like that

I send someone the picture of me big and we hit it off and he's really nice and now im scared to tell him I'm not really that fat

>>40142299
buy a fat suit or some padding

tf is a "chimichanga" anyways?

>>40142306
Do you think he would fall for that

>>40142312
A Mexican burrito deep fried in delicious lard, until golden crispy.

>>40142312
levii's shits

>>40142328
sup toid how much would you charge sir keir starmer for some dick

Hemlo

>>40141971
could be beijing so a northern phenotype very similar to koreans.

but to make it more interesting lets say chengdu, its the gayest city of china with a huge lgbt population and scene
so like south-west chinese

>>40142312
A delicious deep fried burrito :D

What do you think of this twink? https://www.barefags.com/post/182890

White bottoms will literally eat poop crusties out of a black or Hispanic man's body hair but gag at the sight of a chimichanga. Really makes you fink donit lads.

>>40142194
why? jelly of his joie de vivre and high spirits?
>>40142200
yeah no

>>40142355
They all look the same anyway

>>40142211
ahah
prompt?

>>40142376
Very basic

I picked up white castle and cherry coke. I'm liking this 'Kaos' show.

Tired....
>>40142353
heeloo
>>40142372
never had one

>>40142352
No thanks

>>40142410
out of all american food chains White Castle is the one I've always wanted to go to the most. I saw a video on that place once

>>40142376
https://www.barefags.com/post/183176

mmmmm

whos the hottest celebrity, and whos the hottest gay celebrity

>>40142411
Hello sleepy hehe
How are you?

>never had one
I highly recommend it!!

>>40142384
i think i have too much of an ape brain ugly = evil

>>40142443
Soneone tell him to shove acqtip up his pee hole

>>40142355
>northern phenotype
hell ye-
>chengdu
>is south of the huai river
...eh

>>40142458
>How are you?
I'm aight. I emptied my edible stash yesterday night and ended up being high the entire day today which totally ruined my plans. mild regret lol

>>40142448
benson boone, jack innanen (but he doesn't know he's gay, YET)

>>40142437
Mogged by In n Out, Culver's, & Chic Fila. White Castle is late night drunken binge food.

>>40142500
Oh no! What were your plans? I'm planning on going to Trader Joe's later today and getting some croissants and salad. :>

>>40142410
>>40142437
I've always wanted to go there ever since seeing Harold and Kumar lol

>>40142448
Timothée Chalamet and Zeke Lindsey

>>40142546
>Oh no! What were your plans?
Was gonna go shopping and visit my sister but I ended up sleeping and playing vidya instead.
>Trader Joe's
its a grocery store?
>>40142533
>>40142560
Still thinking about saving up for US trip and trying out all the fast food places

My whole body burns. Never going outside again!

The third season of The Gilded Age premieres today :0

>>40142594
Sounds like a fun trip, the American northeast is the region I would recommend for a nice vacation with less risk of encountering issues.

>>40142635
Post sunburned cheeks

>>40142533
Culvers > chic fil a > raising canes when you're drunk > chipotle 6 years ago >>>> the rest

How old were you when you had your first gay sex experience? And how was it?

>>40142672
29
bad

>>40142200
If I only could I'd make a deal with God and Id ask him to swap our places

>>40142663
I've never had chipotle there's too many good mom and pop places for Mexican food to ever have need of corporate mexi slop

>>40142655
Owieowieowieeeeee

Zzz...

>>40142672
>first gay sex experience
:(

>>40142708
:I~ so kissable I've always loved sun burns on bottams since i saw my high school crush come to school with one

Once I got in a dudes car and he came trying to put the condom on

Why do American gays act like sassy black women?

He still paid me though x3 he gave me a carton of cigarettes

>>40142713
..esty!

>>40142743
lol yung twinks do be makin tops pop

>his of finally got put on coomer
>it's all trash minute long clips
Grim

>>40142769
he needs a different shampoo, his current one isnt doing him any favors

>>40142749
Why do you have a tattoo under your massive rilla bush. Different strokes.

>>40142725
I have lotion in the fridge. You cool to come over and blast ropes on my back then rub it in? It's got aloe in it

>>40142776
What do you mean?

>>40142783
Fuck yeah anony I'd be down rn to cover your pretty skin in ropes
>>40142791
Nvm. It's all good friend.

I tell people on prep I'm HIV positive should I be doing this or just not bothering

>>40142713
omg it's that gacha game with the bear!

>>40142769
That is NOT who I think it is??

>>40142850
You should always tell people. If they choose to not sleep with you after you tell them, that's life.

>>40142872
The legend xerself

>>40142896
Remember I had a crush on him after perks of being a wallflower came out

>>40142465
goddamn catfishing pedos... dont even have decent pix on them... terrible

>>40142817
jej ja the orange kike leatherface did the amerimutts in
>>40142708
it cancer

But fr tho. I can do bad all by myself

My dick- solved the captcha
Yo dick- looks like Ray Blanchard
My dick- knighted MBE
Yo dick- got hiv

In the golden hours on a humid summer evening I wandered the shadowy valley between brick buildings. Wires hummed overhead, cars carried their passengers from stoplight to stoplight, and with a head on the other's shoulder, couples marched in uniform the scenic corridor.

40142922
jfc, what's wrong with germans?

>>40142966
Centuries of inbreeding

>>40142922
tranny sucker tho being disgusting again, it must be a day that ends in y.

>>40142965
so sad

>>40142966
Do you have like 4 hours to hear the reply?

>>40142635
Im sorry to hear that. Take a break of course. Perhaps some topical anoitments might help. I recall something called Noxema used to be good for soothing sunburn. Stay comfortable. Idk if a cool shower would help or not.

I'm 99.99% homo but ngl if Sofia Viagra or Salma Hotchick needed a doughy white boy to butter their tortillas i'd take one for the team iykwim

>>40142827
Thats mean. That poor poster is in serious pain. I hope its not too serious and not sun poison. Sun poison is surely no joke. Hopefully he remembers sunscreen next time. Severe sunburn is painful and sun poison is dangerous.

>>40143017
They're both ancient old women now. Never drink soured milk or fuck old cooch lid

German eat pewp, attack kids, watch gore, and offer Mohamed his seat on the train out of fear. Sad stuff lads.

started getting ads on youtube....

>>40143005
Hanging indoors today. Lots of water. Bananaboat lotion cooling in the fridge. Cold showers and pain killers. Doing the best I can out in these streets but life is hard for a heavy hitting nigga such as myself yahurdme

>>40142437
>>40142533
>>40142560
Krystal's is very similar. If you got an american fast food section, they sell the sliders frozen in the grocery store; You might have them in your country.

>>40142126
This chubby boy is such a cutie!

I'm gearing up I'm gearing up for a Japanese Christmas

>>40142372
Shhhh… that’s a little secret keep the magic to yourself.

mpreg

>>40143118
https://youtu.be/LGs_vGt0MY8

Your under arrest for racism

>>40143077
Thats good that you have ways to relieve the pain. I hope its not sun poison. It sounds like you have it under control. Just please take it seriously. Sunburn can be serious when its severe, and just as painful when it isnt. Im glad you are taking care of it though.

>>40142708
Drink a beer and a raw egg, make it more than one beer maybe three. It will help your pores open up and release all that trapped heat. Then after some time apply cool aloe.

>>40143147
>not wearing stilettos
Ngmi

>>40143147
Post your face again

>>40143098
>Krystal's is very similar. If you got an american fast food section
ooh those looks fun lol. Doubt we have them here tho. We have an American section but it's only non perishable stuff like overpriced beef jerky and cakemix
>>40143146
;_; this was such a nice movie. I didn't know who Ryuchi was when watching the movie even tho I listen to YMO I just remember how pretty I found him

>>40142376
He needs to be my muscle trad tattooed husbando

Thorny turning out to be the thread tranny sucker was the surprise of the summer


https://voca.ro/1icCesEf91Pk

>>40143214
>Thorny turning out to be the thread tranny sucker was the surprise of the summer
Something I missed?

>>40143146
sounds nice
added movie to unifinite towatch list...

>>40143150
>sun poison
I don't think that's real g. Sounds like a boomerspiracy

>>40143220
https://voca.ro/1ZAOXAOfcHCt

>>40143158
Now this sounds more like science. I'll try my best

>>40143254
You're kinda cute but in a scary way

>>40143233
It's great. It's got Beat Takeshi in it even
>>40143250
oh that lol

Is Gd actually Canadian

>>40143250
beatles real love

>>40143276
Thank yew

so is /gigi/ gonna die for israel interests ??? :0

>>40143291
https://voca.ro/1hpNhwtQqPxv

>>40143026
I'd rub lotion on him ...afterwards

>>40143312
gays don't say hello anymore. they just stare at you like this

Be honest do I look autistic

is it possible for two femboys to mate with each other? like, monogamously

>>40143265
Maybe you can skip the raw egg… I’m not sure that’s an old grandma’s remedy. I forgot what for, maybe fatigue from insolación. And I doubt you got any heat related illness from the sun. You do have a bad sunburn and in my experience, a case of Heineken (not my choice) sorted that out, albeit I only consumed 4. I went from not being able to move to feeling that radiating heat escaping from my pores.

>>40143292
he sounds canadian

>>40143343
>Be honest do I look autistic
I'm sorry luv...
>>40143361
omg stop with the german accent lol

>>40143265
Please skip the egg! I remember it’s not gonna help the sunburn just gonna be gross

>>40143400
Maybe I want the egg tho. Don't tell me what to do

I assume people who own hairless cats are mentally ill psychos tbqh

>>40143424
Yeah but risk salmonella

Honest rating?

Pacers or okc?

speaking of hairless cats do you guys shave your balls or nah?
>>40143467
>Pacers or okc?
idk what that is

>>40143467
haliban
post coq boooy

awoo

Me and Ariana both disavowed trump yesterday

>>40143435
All car owners are mentally ill tbqh

>>40143385
What if I hold my cat

>>40143479
stfu decrepit geezer

>>40143487
you both have the same killer stare

>>40143487
Hold the other more evil one

>>40143448
I don't believe in salmonella desu. Plenty of raw cookie dough as a kid myself, all those fitbros pounding raw egg shakes, and ja/ck/ not dead from his undercooked chicken. No sickness...

ok going to sleep now bye bye gn

>>40143479
HOLY SHIT JUST TEH SECOND I POSTED THSI
HALIBAN HAD A GAME ENDING INJURY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL WTF....

>>40143466
Stop ignoring my post. Honest rating?

>>40143515
:(

>>40143513
pls try to look a bit more normal

>>40143466
>>40143521
Who is he

>>40143509
Goodnight sleep well pretty poster
>>40143515
Needs more forced excitement creepy!!!!!

>>40143499
He's not evil

>>40143346
Yes ive seen it

>>40143506
https://voca.ro/1kw4YSRp6v9w

Fine , eat the egg

>>40143487
What if u hold ur cock

>>40143466
Bushy pits

uwu

>>40143550
Is this oc need full version

>>40143537
He looks evil

>>40143466
waxed body, unclean haircut, unclean pits, looks fake... tats
still 4/5
>>40143522
its a sign... u know what to do

>>40142594
Aww but at least you got to have a nice rest I hope?
And yes, it's a grocery store chain around here. They have a nice selection of premade salads, nuts, dried fruit and cheeses.
A US trip sounds fun! My favorite fast food place is In-N-Out. They're all over the place here in California. :D

>>40142635
I'm sorry, Anon! Sun burns are no fun. :c

>>40142698
Omg there's a local Mexican food taqueria near me that makes food just like that. It's so good!

>>40142708
Ouch D:

>>40143098
Oh yes, I've seen those. There's also frozen White Castle hamburgers in stores that I like. I figure I'd like the fresh ones even more.

>>40143130
Ohhh okay hehe

>>40143466
H-hot...

>>40143556
is that a bad thing
>>40143567
4/5? How could he improve :/

>>40143564
It’s all I got
https://voca.ro/19eJ1jwUPEg4

>>40143630
Not at all
I want to see his real bush now

>>40143630
change his race :>

>>40143630
about 15 more years older, body hair, moar body fat and a beard

u know why im here. have u seen him?

Hot Latino men make me feel weak

>>40143650
Have you heard?
The way he plays, there are no words
To describe the way I feel

>>40143550
Kek was not expecting that. You win, I dont wanna eat a raw egg anymore... for now

>>40143658
stawp
https://youtube.com/shorts/ESPddeqjKBo?si=uMXKe5pjbhZmxCb5

>>40143643
but he’s already white (serbian) :(

>>40143639
Reminds me of the "go to the BATHROOM!" video where the guy is playing csgo or some shit and shitting his pants

>>40143683
oh you,
skin
hair
eyes
2 out of 3
he fails all 3

i really wish my bloody valentine would just fade into obscurity already, same with beach house

>>40143724
why

Sex with Latino eighteenies? Yes or no?

>>40143731
They will never be colonized enough. No masc shit tho ty

>>40143724
>my bloody valentine

>>40143731
Yes

>>40143731
I have not found a damn thing to be interesting about any latino guy, ever. They're all the same. I've given them my time on dates but none of them have a strong work ethic, 80%+ don't go to college. I won't even give them a tip at this point.

>>40143762
You after you troon out to gain my favor, and i slash your carotid artery anyway loolf

How do I tell one of my normie friends to stop sending me videos of an unkempt autistic gorilla and saying "omg this is such a you take" without revealing my power level?

>>40143793
send him this

ugh, why am i into fat guys, i don't even have daddy issues or anything

>>40143810
Thank You for your Service! *salute*

>only 20.8% of Latinos and 26% of Blacks in the U.S. have earned a Bachelor degree or higher

>only 41.8% of non-Hispanic Whites have earned a backelor degrees in the U.S.

compared to...

>74% percent of Indians(from India), 56% of Koreans, and 55% of Chinese in the U.S. have earned a Bachelor degrees or higher


I'm all for allowing more Indians and other Asians in. Since Latinos and blacks are dumb.

>>40143774
Latinos are sexy
>>40143833
Who cares about their personalities? Asians are ugly, Latinos are not

>>40143841
you only feel this way because you're one of them...

>>40143853
latinos are objectively cute and tasty

>>40143833
>I'm all for allowing more Indians and other Asians in.
I'm sure you are Shitpreet but there won't be any white people left for you to leech from and sexually harass, because we stopped allowing white people to have their own countries to themselves.

>>40143875
subjectively*

Fetishization is very offensive and racist

If my boyfriend ever finds out i'm gay imma kms myself

>>40143833
>>40143881
This is now a cute Indian thread. Post handsome Indian men.

>>40143892
real

>bloody benchod sirs, where have all the white people gone? we need them to create jobs for us to edge them out of, and sexually stalk them while bragging about how much better we are than them.
>>40143893
Go back to scamming people on /biz/.

One two three four uno dos tres quatro

>>40143913
you sound so jealous right tslayer

at least Jager had the decency to leave.. why can't the others who annoy us?

What the fuck does zesty mean? Some guy called someone else’s balls “zesty” what does this mean?

i want to make naan bread with him and serve him a traditional indian recipe

>>40143978
lemon-pepper seasoning
something that is slightly citrusy but peppery too

Tf was that fat bitch doing at the library? I have never seen her with a book...

>>40143991
Naan is super easy to make. Barely a step above tortillas. As for recipes my go to is lamb vindaloo. rogan josh seems cool too but i've never actually made it.

>>40144021
she reading

>>40144045
yeah I like simple recipes...

my main dish in college is broccoli curd rice with a can of tuna, salmon, or chicken mixed in, really simple, healthy, and cheap

>>40143731
No, only 25+

How come it's like there are no cultures anymore and your expected to date outside your race

new
>>40144096
>>40144096

>>40144099
>>40144100
based cisgaygen enthusiasts