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Why do tops have such stinky butthole?

based op

>>40144092
It's called diversity and its actually a good thing barriers are being broken down

>>40144111
not mine

>>40144096 (OP)
>pic related
Woaw, nice legs

>>40144111
why are you going around smelling them?

Oh. Good evening.

>>40144146
i kneel

>>40144146
Stop posting that haggard old cow

He's a ten out of ten but he says doggo

>>40144096 (OP)
I would get on my knees so quick omg

>>40144158
brooooo no wayyy lmaoo they got a flag for the nintendo switch !!!!!!! hahahaha

>>40144164
>>40144158
I can picture this person and it makes me sad.

>>40144175
Kys fatty
>>40144164
I just choose the best looking flag i also like aap and sapphic

Can someone make me a woman

>>40144146
only kings allowed

>>40144190
no and you should start working out

>>40144189
Heh, no, but oddly enough that is what I was imagining.

>>40144214
I did thirty reps yesterday with a 20 pound weight uwu then I gave up and ate cake

>>40144111
Tops don't wash dey arse

>>40144111
Your supposed to clean them with your tongue

>>40144257
Fake

what is everyone up tonight? getting ready for your work week?

>>40144294
I don't work I have schizophrenia

There’s a decent chance I may move to Alaska.

Artists rendering of marina's back door
>>>/wsg/5904371

>>40144294
I'm just browsing the web and checking back here once in a while. Seinfeld is on the television, but I am not really paying attention.

>>40144303
and isolate yourself even further? what is your deal?

>>40144319
i hate watching videos like this, makes the entire food industry look so unappetizing

Sandwich and Lego date at the park? Uhhh I’m thinking based brothers

What's the deal with Jews it's like they live in Israel but then theres Palestinians

>>40144190
Best i could do with my phone

>>40144361
Nooooo I was asking for a sex change surgery

>>40144346
cute
what sets

>>40144361
I see over a dozen of these every pride

>>40144346
Andrew Cortes you dumb fuck it's on the receipt gotcha bitch!

Is iran going to nuke syracuse

>>40144338
Speak for yourself. I'm ready and willing to party down on just about any wiener no matter where it comes from

>>40144372
Shiiiiit and his phone number too lol

Would I look better with bangs

>>40144384
Magic karma pills for trying to dox me. This fucker is ruined

>>40144403
don't get ahead of yourself, it's most likely some photo he saved from social media of someone else to try to make it look like his life is so great

squeak in my hole.

what hte fuck is squeak

fuck bros i'd go to war for you

>>40144391
That's Greta Thunberg

>can I pet that dawg
>Can I Pet That DAWG
>CAN I PET THAT DAAAWWGGG
we peaked here

>>40144418
like this:
unf!

>>40144403
lol it's him, if you reverse search the number, his middle name is Vincent

There are shapeshifting reptilian lizard humanoids replacing the human population and nobody wants to talk about it

>>40144449
Why are you evil

>>40144452
Antisemite!

>>40144146
Reminder that the only reason she hates trannies is because they are men and she hates men

let's have gay sex

>>40144467
the property owner of his house is his dad lmao
i'm not evil and wont give any other details

>>40144469
No I mean real lizards they have scales that shapeshift and they have scary teeth and lizard faces I've seen them

>>40144449
LMAO bitch boy gets to meet me now

>>40144481
yay

>>40144469
What a weird accusation to make...

>>40144482
You should text his dad hole pics

>>40144493
and lots of kisses

>>40144481
But being gay is heckin evil

>>40144096 (OP)
hey fellas

>>40144488
>>40144469

>>40144513
>repper in gaygen
Lmfaoooo you're a man

>>40144496
he's not even from California, he's originally from Ohio and was born in Ohio lol

>>40144482
Did you at least reverse search the pic? He could have taken it from some Facebook post of a strange. Trust but verify g

>>40144537
His grindr date probably bought the food lets be real

>>40144413
as delta would say: meh

>>40144550
40$ on sandwiches for two... Commiefornia really is something else

>>40144327
Id go to Anchorage. There’s more people there than here. Also, no income tax, no sales tax, property prices are reasonable, and you get a dividend for living there. There’s even two gay bars!

>>40144346
lmfao classic blunder

>>40144564
I hope it was a date and not all for himself...

>>40144481
Yes please

>>40144573
I use to talk to a guy in Anchorage but he a bit mental and caught up in some book and movie Into The Wild i think it was called. I think Alaska may attract suicidal and mentally ill types. Maybe try to talk with a few guys from there and see what they're like.

>>40144481
*sitcom laugh & cheer track*

>>40144585
Looks like an average amount of food for a grown man I'd say...

Remember when captain Levi took down the beast titan.
>Once a guy wanted to mummify me in ceran wrap but I was too scared and creeped out that he'd kill me

>>40144598
>I think Alaska may attract suicidal and mentally ill types.
That is actually a pretty good synopsis of the book you're thinking of

Do you like my tat?

>>40144612
Yeah we do, I do. Levi is literally me.

I'm a KHHV gaycel. It's so over for me. I'm too old to find a partner. All gay men except me are hypergamic whores who only care about chads or femboys.

>>40144096 (OP)
this is guy hot. imo

>>40144638
Correct opinion.

>>40144636
Gigi is actually 40% trannies, 40% manwhores, and 20% autists that are too broken to ever find love. Mathematically there's maybe 1 anon here that has a chance and it's def not any of the trips

>>40144619
Yum what does it say

>>40144612
no i don’t

>>40144672
leave sandwiches in the park out of this

>car noises in the background
Kek every time

>>40144533
LMAOOO you're a Jew

We don't welcome your kind round these parts, get lost spook

>>40144662
"Latin flavor" hahaha

>>40144598
I mean... most gays are a bit mental so far as I've encountered. Some people just can't handle the winter--I'd love permanent darkness, personally, and I could get some blackout curtains for the summer.

>>40144692
>You're anti trans? Ha, jew!
How are you this slow?

>>40144701
Post ass spic

>>40144690
https://voca.ro/1eVS5yDJuBVC

>>40144709
have you ever seen insomnia

>>40144701
Thats pretty funny.

>>40144710
Fym? It's usually either kikes or kike worshippers that hate trannies. Or just straight up NPCs.

I don't listen to kikes
I don't listen to NPCs

End of story

https://voca.ro/13U6OcJOFm9E
I like singing for my cat and then he sucks my nipples

>>40144736
Only a tranny would be retarded enough to believe kikes are AGAINST trannies. I get chuds who think kikes are creating trannies to weaken der west or whatever, but you are just totally delulu.

>>40144734
Not that I remember.

>>40144761
no not really. The chuds who call themselves Nazis are fake fascist cucks half of the time. They'll praise Hitler, but if under enough pressure, they'll worship Jews like dogs

I've literally seen self proclaimed radical right wingers praise countries like Israel, JUST because their Jew loving president told them too.

Admit it, half of the troon haters are literally just kikes in disguise. You genuinely can't convince me otherwise. And you're probably a Jew so, yeah.

>>40144764
you should watch it very good film has al pacino as a cop that goes crazy from the alaskan summer sun while chasing a murderous robin williams

>>40144713
My ass is mediocre hahaha

about to crossfaded night drive
anybody else enjoy night driving?
just chilling on the tollway bumping your favorite beats

>>40144822
thats illegal and dangerous

>>40144804
Actually sounds interesting. I'll put it on my list; I do like Robin Williams.

>>40144827
I get high and drive 10 under the speed limit. I wish I had a sedan or a sports car for "fun" driving SUVs are no fun at all.

>>40144827
idec sis what r u a cop?
if so that's hot i want a bf that wears a uniform to work

How do you drive... Driving would be so scary

>>40144817
Uncut king

>>40144841
what suv do u drive sis :o

If I had to live on my own without people taking care of me I'd roll up into a ball and cry and wait to die

>>40144851
how am i driving?
how does an engine even work?
what are we all doing here?
how can a loving god cause such agony?

>>40144822
Yeah I do it from time to time. Just without drugs.
>>40144817
Sure brochacho

>>40144853
Well it's this

I have a full-time carer that takes care of me and supervises me at the nursing home but she lets me have my own phone

happy bottom noises

this is so scary to watch fr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bic3Js_5LUo

i don't have a meaningful connection with my two younger half siblings

it doesn't get better, does it

I think If there is a god he should let me use Consol commands and do whatever I want uwu

>>40144902
no

>>40144875
Not the other guy, but woaw.
I think I just like latin dudes.

>>40144858
korean
i like it but the engine's a dud below 4000 rpm and you don't really get to accelerate above that on most roads, and the steering is ghost steering

>>40144619
Post more
Post pubes

Boy Harsher

how soooon is too soon to move in together

If your boyfriend was busy with both of his hands at a critical moment, and his balls start to itch, and he whines and begs you to scratch them for him, would you comply?

>>40144841
>driving SUVs are no fun at all.
go off road
>>40144921
based, their remix of durdu dünya fucks

>>40144942
No he can't control me I'm an independent person

>>40144822
yeah it’s one of my primary decompression methods, i miss how empty the roads were doing covid like you wouldn’t believe

>>40144096 (OP)
gaygen >.< should i get a vape uwu :3

>>40144968
smoke actual ciggies like a real man

>>40144968
answer in 3 minutes cus dats when i decide XD

>>40144968
no, drugs are for losers

>>40144973
lowkey that's what i wanna do bruh fr fr

>>40144968
bruh can someone say yes

nicotine is the lamest addiction. if it's a weed vape it's fine as long as it's for flower

>>40144698
lmao

>>40144720
>>40144877
you're so angry though, why?

>>40144949
I don't have a truck and I don't know what counts as off road
>paying the toyota tax
but sometimes I take dirt roads and I hate it and I wish they were paved instead
I got an SUV specifically for rougher roads, but I wish they weren't that way.

It's over

I like post-rock

>>40145018
I have two real pics of him but I kind of feel bad posting them. He has a bad case of Vitiligo. If you saw them you'd realize why he uses other guys pics.

>>40145016
https://voca.ro/15S9MCoAhFTV

i am hairy, should i remove my hair? i doubt any gay would find it appealing

>>40145066
I'm not bucko but holy shit go off sis

>>40144096 (OP)
Can you shut the fuck up? Becks is talking.

>>40145094
I think you need to take a break from this site, this guy has got you flustered. Also your Mexican really comes when your angry.

hole hair has an awkward phase of regrowth for about two weeks, and then it stops being prickly. a bit of lotion makes it tolerable. i kinda miss having it long because it prevents my cheeks from sticking together and getting sweaty

>>40144636
i am also a touchless khhv, will be 29 in a few months
but i live in a homophobic country
all i want is a man who i can cherish for the rest of my life

>>40145066
the end of this is the most masc thing i've ever heard on this site pls scream more

>>40145111
https://voca.ro/1o5FulTUqGoh

What do you guys think of this car?
1967 Mercury Cougar
>pic related

>>40144957
i didn't have my track car during covid unfortunately

>>40145153
>Mercury
ew
HOWEVER, hidden headlights behind the grille are pure sexo

>>40145170
What's wrong with Mercury

because bread tastes better than key

>>40145021
off road is sand dunes, beaches, muddy tracks, uneven terrain, in my country theres heaps of places by the coast that are 4x4 only can get in. love me hilux ťbh, cheap, reliable and lots of space for mates, do you have lots of long scenic roads around where you live? whatre u gassing tonight

i cant have a p-gasm and i dont wanna stick things up my butt

Jeremiah just got ejected on Love Island bros

need to lick some twink butt

Holy shit apparently trans women collect their FFS surgery bones o_o

>>40145250
yeah there's some long scenic roads but you don't need 4 wheel drive for any of that except in the winter
I got my suv cuz it has skid plates and a center differential lock
> heaps of places by the coast that are 4x4 only can get in.
i dunno if like a sedan couldn't get to most of these places but it would be dicey
>uneven terrain
we have that here

i got michelle wu and brianna wu confused for a second

>down to 270 pounds
20 more to go

>>40145490
alahaitham sexs ex SEXXXXX

would you prefer if your short effeminate bf works out and becomes physically stronger than you?

>>40145546
no but muscle is good

not a creature was stirring not even a mouse

>>40145610
silent hill road trip xD

>>40145610
in daisy dukes and a tied up plaid shitt

How the fuck am i supposed to take these people seriously lmao

>>40145663
please, don't ruin my fantasies with your crossdressing shit

>>40145682
it will happen again

>>40145691
what will?

>>40145703
me ruining your fantasies with cross dressing shit you’re posting on a public forum you don’t get to decide what others post in reply if you want that you should start a blog faggot

>>40145709
go be trans in hell

>>40145717
why is that the favorite insult of the gaygen moron is “ur a tranny”

>>40145709
https://voca.ro/1gc5WymS7PAP

>>40145675
Imma wait for Rowling tweet on this

>>40145729
Because there's literally 149 tranny threads in the catalog and this is the one and only thread besides the lesbian thread that's specifically for non trans people.

Would you date a guy with vitiligo who howls to beyonce when he bottoms?

lots of trannie threads tn

>>40145803
calling a random person you can’t see a tranny makes you look like a schizophrenic retard dude

>>40145805
lmao thank you anon he does look like a pedo

>>40145805
damn hes ugly asf

>>40145826
It wasn't me, but who cares? Calling someone a tranny is equivalent to calling someone a retard, it's a generic insult at this point and we're on 4chan.

>>40144096 (OP)
>/cisgaygen/

Men ain't shit.

>>40145835
why are you so desperate for attention dude you’re 38 years old grow the fuck up

>>40145805
he gives off ftm energy imo

>>40144096 (OP)
Making a thread exclusively for cis gay men is inherently a trans thread by proxy because of the acknowledgement of the other trans threads on /lgbt/, which, ironically, leads to fighting about transphobia.

This is not the solution to the problem.

>>40145854
Grim. Oh well.

All so he could flex that Jimmie John's lmao

would you date a gay trans man

>>40145898
do you really not see what i mean all you do is engage in middle school bitch shit with the various trips you’re jealous of/scorned by you see your posting enemies behind every anon’s post it’s pathetic

>>40145916
And you have to lie about my age and lie about me being some evil villain on a sex offender website because you're worse than I am. Maybe develop a better personality.

this feels like the year when major truth will be revealed

>>40145925
i’m not bucko retard

>>40144319
????

>>40145932
We can say tranny in the cis male general, and if that bothers you that's your problem brat.

gore my bussy daddy. turn it into a crime scene.

someone said you were 38 and you sound old as fuck so i believed it

>>40145913
YES

why isn't there a sissy flag for andy and his tranny harem to use??

>>40145805
this guy would always try to make a 21yo santino feel bad for his vitiligo and not having all the things he alleged he he has at 29.... touch grass loser

Hiii how are you?

>>40145973
Real.

>>40145928
gay donald trump

>seven hours later
I now believe Mexican food is a cover for foreign biological attack. I may never eat it again. Holy shit. Quite unholy actually. jfc

can i just marry someone, apply for a green card, then settle in an accepting country forever with my man? is this how i should escape from a homophobic country?

>>40146030
What did you eat? I'm completely used to it by now and love serrano peppers and the spiciest food but it used to hit me pretty hard too until my system got used to it.

mexican food looks so mouth watering honestly
i would love to try it some day

>>40144137
Bottoms are human puppies

>>40145964
take that flag off deadass

>>40146059
:)

Guys, what's a chaser??

>>40144346
>>40144372
>>40145805
It's funny how our inner conscience will sabotage us when we need it, when we need to change our lifepath.

>>40146037
>>40146052

I think maybe it just became a shitty diner. It used to be decent but its changed hands so many times from being busted for laundering meth money. So who the hell knows whos running it now.

Authentic Mexican food is great but I'll never buy from this place again. This is twice in a row it knocked me over. As sick as it made me, I still wouldnt mind so much but they clearly changed the recipes and they suck ass, pardon the term. It just didnt taste good and this new enchilada sauce is shit.

Sorry for ranting but Im a bit testy from being in the shower for the last four hours moaning and praying not to shit myself, no doubt the refried beans and cheese.

>>40145805
is this the part where people claim he was doxxed as some big crime instead of him doxxing himself because he was an attention whore?

>>40146114
>This is twice in a row it knocked me over.
dumbass

>>40146114
lmao completely understandable, and I hate spending money for restaurant food only to end up getting sick and shitting my guts out. vent on brethren.

>>40146115
He'll try to weasel back in and attempt to spin it like hey that's not me, hey I did it on purpose like he's done every time one of us caught him using other people's pics. I think he's a pathological liar and narcissist. uwu

>>40145978
i’m alright how about you sb

Good mornning
>>40145978
hii I'm good. how are you?
>>40146090
Something you wash down liquor with

>>40144573
ive been to alaska its nice. anchorage is very much a city so i wouldnt want to live there personally but u got amazing views all around there, its just too many people for my taste.

>>40146135
he’s been here for a long time if he’s actually the guy who doxed ramen he’ll just go back to being anon and shitting on the thread

>>40144598
>Alaska may attract suicidal and mentally ill types
my ex was a bit menthol and he moved to fairbanks

>>40146149
Yeah. Someone like that probably has no shame and can't leave 4chan because no one wants anything to do with them in real life.

>>40146149
someone doxxed ramen?

>>40146181
he said he did that was so long before i posted here that i have no idea

>>40144327
often people who have shit social skills put themselves in situations with less social requirements because it's easier for them

>>40145805
ewwwww. ewwwwwwwww.

hiii i dec how my material gurl shop persona is doing

if i didnt have family id move to alaska

Alaskan bf...

holy fucl
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d erryu edue;pp,s

you won't know

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

>>40146214
Eskimo kisses

i just take over the top chinese strength forgiveness me! whowacha!

no way chimese shop find mee

Feet

did anon ever finish his ai shiza bbc blacked porn?

yum yum

>>40146365
he trooned

>>40146371
I know but I prefer the pre troon version yummy yums

No one will ever convince me this song wasnt "bi" coded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2vsdQ17x-U

Anyone who has ever been hit on by a flighty precocious sex crazed closet case new to the scene knows exactly what these lyrics are about.

>>40146377
i knew him on twitter in the twink era the shift in mentality and the people he surrounds himself with is genuinely terrifying

>>40146409
I don't mean to be rude but I saw that change in you after estrogen. You became more sad at times, which was not good to see. Like when you cried in cg I really felt bad for you I could tell you were dealing with something troubling. Estrogen probably changes a person in so many ways, idk but look at women tea

I'm losing my feet to diabetes

>>40146420
yeah yeah fuck off

You just know someone's spanking it to his feet

>>40146432
Douche

im losing my cum to niggers

My blood is actually syrup I'm so fat if you cut me maple syrup

>>40146445
miscegenation is a sin

>>40146455
Your under arrest for racism

>>40146423
Look like ducks feet

>>40146420
You're consoling someone who isn't there anymore. All thats left is the body, a corpse haunted by the spirit who was cheated out of life, just mindless rage. The person we knew and could even like has long passed on. This animated cadaver posing as him is just an abomination, and probably legitimately believes its him. The brain has rotted and can't make sense of its own existence any other way.

>>40145805
Handsome devil

>>40146141
>>40146144
Hello! I'm glad you're doing well guys! I'm okay. I did some shopping today at Trader Joe's and now I'm getting ready for bed. :)

When I was walking up to Trader Joe's, I heard someone wolf whistle. I kept walking up to the front door and they whistled again. I didn't see anyone else around that they could have been whistling to. <.<

>>40146501
Marina can we see your feet

my tongue is shiza's personal bidet

>>40146515
It was me

Shiza is a filthy braphog

>>40146516
Sureee

https://litter.catbox.moe/s5tudv.jpg

>>40146520
Haha stooop
I would be so awkward if someone from gaygen actually met me irl

it is my life goal to ingest every one of shiza's bodily secretions (a shizcretion if you will)

>>40146530
As opposed to the other people that you’re not awkward with right? kek

>>40146530
Disgusting

Stop posing as me it's not cute

i wish i had pancakes rn

>>40146491
we all can be kings in our own mind

>>40146553
As we should be, king

>>40146537
Umm well I would be extra awkward >.<

>>40146540
:c

>>40146551
I had banana waffles this morning

>>40146530
mid

>>40146562
sounds yummy in marina's tummy

>>40146560
https://voca.ro/1lDYyHFHvglf

>>40146579
Clicking button broke

>>40146563
That's better than most ratings I get, thank you :)

>>40146573
It was! ^u^

I wish I had a tall top bf :(

>>40146562
Wouldn’t you be less awkward with a community that already knows you a bit more personally?

>>40146581
https://voca.ro/1asRPqT3OQaQ

I remember when I was in middle school a straight guy asked me if i was gay and I said I might suck a dick but I'd never get fucked in the ass and he looked at me like I was retarded

>>40146592
Reply to obsessed meth addicts button bout to be broke too

>>40146595
https://voca.ro/1fqCWag6MuNe

>>40146603
Weeeerk (didn’t listen)

All bottoms should cover themselves from head to toe
Mashallah

>>40146588
Yeah, I'm more comfortable around family like my brothers and sisters who know me well than strangers

>>40146606
Just above the toe (showings toes and sole)

>>40146606
In what?
Maple syrup?

is it that tranny chaser vocanigger again? what triggered him this time?

>>40146609
Are you out to family? Just out of curiosity. I am

>>40146620
No... I figure they would know I like men when I get a boyfriend. How did your family handle it?

>>40146637
>>40146637

>>40146618

>>40144346
>>40144372
>>40144384
>>40144403

wipe pls