Thread 40145843

Qott: do you believe in aliens?

Q4Transgirls: would you go UFO hunting with chasers?

Last: >>40144033

If it's ok for trans women to bottom, it's ok for chasers to bottom, too.

>>40145843 (OP)
>Qott: do you believe in aliens?
Since you came along
You sexy thang you

>>40145843 (OP)
Niggas believe in aliens they never seen but they don't even believe in themselves they see everyday

>>40145843 (OP)
>QOTT:
maybe

>Q4T:
yes i love camping

I want rosewood to post more music

>>40145848
bottom chasers are not people, they're women

Well, liking men is a bit a stretch. I mostly like feminine individuals.

gonna eat some bugs for dinner

is it ok to have short hair and look like a twink

>>40145862
I would like to second that

>>40145883
Why not? women do it all the time.

>>40145874
>>40145875
wtf is going on

>>40145887
I don't see what I have to do with anything.

>>40145883
Like shoulder length or you mean like a buzz cut?

I would like to invite anyone who makes music to post their music

>>40145887
nothin’ much, just gonna eat some bugs for dinner, how about you?

I am a bottom

>>40145920
same

>>40145920
You are a cute slime.

i just remembered randomly after 30 years that i drank strawberry milk from a bottle, as a toddler. i never stood a fucking chance...

>>40145894
Bitches fucking femboys
>>40145904
And eating bugs

This is truly the death of cg

>>40145930
What’s wrong with that?

>>40145933
And?

>>40145843 (OP)
yeah especially when im tripping on mushrooms.
and yeah. i would go ufo hunting with chasers if i can take my clothes off in the field and have the chasers suck my tits and plap me pregent while they get probed by my little green friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X01a4RUeNU4

>>40145661
unfortunately thats life sometimes id say add me on discord if i wasnt so bad at keeping up with people. id imagine i wouldnt have turned out so reclusey and distant if i didnt live/grow up in this shit hole. tbf im no where as cool as i seem :) many hugs anon i bet yur pretty cool yurself. have a drink for me <3
>>40145862
>>40145884
:o

>>40145944
Based

>>40145895
like 3.5-4.2 inches long which would mostly be the front having curved bangs & a length nearly reaching the sides of the eyes, with shorter sides and back but not in a masculine way- cut with the purpose to create a rounder and smaller look.

>>40145933
what's wrong with eating bugs? Are you a racist?

>>40145946
>unfortunately thats life sometimes id say add me on discord
Even if it was just for the music honestly I would.

>>40145953
yes

>>40145922
You’re a faggot, that’s different.
>>40145927
Of course

>>40145939
it has estrogen in it

>>40145957
Hey... I take estrogen, I'm just like you.

>>40145956
you should grow up, they’re tasty and nutritious

>>40145946
I refreshed the thread forgetting this was open and got sad that it stopped
Based vibe curator

>>40145966
You eat caca

>>40145957
Of course you are cute tbqh

>>40145962
take that ugly flag down

>>40145843 (OP)
>do you believe in aliens?
I believe they're probably real, but not that they've been to Earth. At least not during the time that humans have existed. And our species will probably never meet.
>>40145962
So why the enbycope? You're a tranny. Just own it.
>>40145920
LMAO
Good girl. Unfortunately for you, though, I love to frustrate. So I will be going to bed now. But I will be sure to reward that obedience some other time. You've earned my attention, little bottom.

Goodnight, thread.

I need to wife her

>>40145979
I should think not.
>>40145980
I just wanna be androgynous, I don't wanna pass as a woman all the time.

Grey aliens raped me in the summer of 2009
They took me out of my childhood home in the middle of a deep sleep through extra dimensions and used red lazers to tractor beam my body around

>>40145962
But you’re an enby, and you guys aren’t real. You’re like pseudo humans
>>40145975
That really gets the oozes flowing
>>40145980
You’re so lame

>>40145974
cacahuate is a wolf friendly snack

>>40145987
2016

>>40145992
I am Reginald the Second.

>>40145843 (OP)
>qott
no
>q4t
still yes

>>40145880
probably back to all brown, trying to match my natural color i guess
might play around with a black semipermanent over everything. i don't really want to fuck with black permanent dye, that never comes out

here is a pic from before last summer

>>40145992
Gonna kiss you while you slime all over the place lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RpShvUJ7Gc

>>40145955
well its roseypeaches. :)
>>40145967
its good one huh? lotta r&b on the recs tonight

>>40146011
How is it that you pick the best chill music fuck

>>40145959
It probably isn’t much to make a difference

I don't even know what a transbian is, truth be told.

>>40146032
Demonspawn responsible for the degradation of trans rights worldwide

>>40146011
>well its roseypeaches. :)
Hell yeah added I need better music in my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGkrjiQycUE

>>40146023
lotta listening :)

>>40146032
the work of satan

sleeping is really nice

>>40146036
Interesting.
>>40146044
By all means, elaborate.

>>40146040
I need access to your library and a comfy couch/chair.

>>40146032
Satanic men with porn addictions

I wanna know what love is

>>40146029
nope it turns you into a girl instantly and i drank it for years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVTkbCCl3-I

>>40146039
make sure to add the period at the end sometimes people dont and add a rando :o
>>40146057
i have a few playlists posted on my yt channel i have to make more tho most are just from different eras of my life of finding stuff and adding it to a rando playlist. some are a bit more structured some more personal but have since lost their private status.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmXdttx4brg&list=PLMg7YhrwdkNPxjwxXUioB-CLu_pb8U5vz

>>40146032
the typical accusation is they are basically just chasers that transition to get better access to sex with trannies

>>40146092
Oh. thats not what I am at all. I thought it was just a trans woman who wanted to date women.

>>40146096
same thing

>>40146097
Are t4t transbians?

>>40146081
Just did
8.7/10

>>40146101
yes, if you look on grindr and see a hon that says t4t only top/vers that is your stereotypical transbian

>>40146092
I know some transbians who started taking hrt for that exact reason. It doesn't explain all of the transbians that began with dating men and decided to switch to only dating trans women though. I think most AGP have a fluid sexuality and prefer feminine partners, either trans or cisf, but attempt to date men because that's what cis straight women do.

>>40146084
>make sure to add the period
Ah, I'm stupid.
You have an ear for great music and I've always enjoyed when you've posted. I'd love to know how you've traveled musically.

>>40146107
Interesting.

>>40146109
agp probably has a big intersection/overlap with bisexuality

>>40146006
It’s slime time

>>40146101
yes every tranny lesbian/bi is a transbian its in the name duh

>>40146132
God I wish.

>>40146137
This sounds like a madeup thing.

>>40146142
so is ur flag so is my flag so is everything in the world whats ur point

>>40146147
Idk. I'm just a character.

>no gf to sleep naked with me on a hot summer night
Feels bad

>>40146155
A naked trans gf to sleep with

>>40146155
I'll sleep naked with you anon, don't worry.

>>40146154
a bad written one

>>40146170
Seems like you don't like me.

I like eating bugs

>>40146179
Haha! classic rach humor.

>>40146116
I think true bisexuality in a normal context would conflict with the AGP fetish. A normal cis bi woman experiences physical attraction to men and women, but an AGP mtf's sexuality differs from a cis woman's sexuality in that he feels attraction to himself in the role of pretending he's a woman. That wouldn't leave much space for an authentic attraction to men imo. Especially considering the AGP is repulsed by masculinity and does what he does because he is attracted to femininity.

>>40146175
no sorry im just bitter this morning

>>40146185
Could you elaborate on what AGP is?

>>40146183
yes, I am the real rach, and I eat bugs
spread the word, let it be known, I don’t care who knows

>>40146196
Hm, I shall do as you say... if you answer but one riddle of mine.

>>40146189
Your dick gets hard when you dress like a woman. Most transbians like you are

>>40146199
Oh no I don't do that, sorry. I don't really get off to dressing as a woman.

>>40146189
Agp or Autogynephilia is a male fetish that involves sexual arousal when a male pretends to be a woman, and the fetish is aided by feminization techniques like HRT, breast growth or implants, and finding cis partners to roleplay with.

>>40146202
I see. I don't believe that applies to me, but I'll keep my eyes out for autogynephilian freaks.

>>40146185
i guess that's where "meta attraction" comes in

idk it seems like people try to fit their sexuality into these imperfect boxes/categories and then exceptions to it get labeled as fetishes

i think its entirely plausible a person who is aroused at being a woman enough to live as one would also be aroused at being manhandled and fucked like one. i'm not sure that's much different from cisf sexuality

>>40146201
Sure buddy

>>40146228
I don't quite understand. your patronizing use of the word "buddy" makes it sound as though you are reacting in sarcastic jest. Are you calling me a liar, anonymous?

>>40146201
i dont believe you

>>40146240
Yeah guy. See I’m not the only one >>40146243

>>40146243
I'm getting an awful lot of projectionist vibes coming from you.

What is the term for attraction to soft & feminine features regardless of sex

>>40146250
HSGP

>>40146249
yeah... no, buddy

>>40146262
See? there it is again.

>>40146262
>HSGP
What's this an acronym for?

>>40146267
Stands for Huge Stupid Guy Penis iirc.

>>40146198
I will be the answer to the riddle

>>40146250
Gynephilic but it's kinda a meme

>>40146273
Alright, "rach", here is my riddle, and prepare theyself, for these riddles shall put your elf back on your shelf.

Who am I?

>>40146282
me

>>40146267
idk bronya made it
stand for homosexual gynephilic

>>40146282
u are agp

>>40146300
*jots down information* Hm... a clever answer. Almost... too clever. *gasp* Meowiarty! its you!

>>40146301
Do you even know what agp stands for?

>>40146276
Hmmmm I'm not sure that's it because I am attracted to women but I think I have a mild genital preference for my partner to have a penis. I don't even need to interact with it at all but I prefer that to a vagina I think.

I've been with both and there are attractive vaginas but like if you take the same woman, and one has a vagina and one has a penis, the one with the penis is 20% more attractive to me.

>>40146312
I think they call that being a chaser

I missed the emo thread :'(
Can we do another one tomorrow??

>>40143563
Majoras Hask

just watched a movie

>qott
Yes
>q4t
YES!

>>40146312
thats just being a chaser steve
>>40146327
yeah

>>40146310
all i know is that im sigma and u are not sigma

>>40146331
What movie?
I just woke up

>>40146341
Mhmm... *makes more notes on pad of legal paper.*

Very good to know.

>>40146346
Oop

>>40146348
stop being reddit

>>40146331
Was it good?

>>40145843 (OP)
I believe in aliens but i think they mostly leave us alone, we're probably like ants in a park to them.
I wanna hunt for ghosts, possibly research how to become one.

>>40146312
I'm similar, it's not so much them having a penis but them being a trans girl that suddenly makes them much more interesting to me.

I’m going to edge Reginald the Second for hours

>>40146354
*nods solemnly*
Please, continue.

>>40146361
*Furiously scribbles some notes*
U-uhm, tell me how that makes you feel.

>>40146356
it was alright

>>40146375
twinkchan stop

>>40146375
It makes me feel good to dominate failed males as a failed male, to see your slutty little face enjoy every second of it… really gets me going

>>40146380
Hm... okay... Lets kind of back away from the "failed male" premise, but good start.
>>40146379
*shakes head slightly*
Embarrassing

if i detran id be such a cutie, like what ftms dream of being

>>40146387
How about, I like to tease and whip unspecified gendered people while they whimper and moan out my name?

>>40146401
Detrans and marry an ftm. Men are stinky and them Katy's is gaggin for cok

>>40146413
im married already

>>40146411
*snaps pencil*
oh... yes that works, I daresay.

>>40146360
>I'm similar, it's not so much them having a penis but them being a trans girl that suddenly makes them much more interesting to me.
hmmmmmm

I'm not really interested in the specifics of how they got to the point where they are soft and attractive women. Actually - probably the less I know the better. I would inject the troon juice in her thigh or whatever if she asked me to but I don't really want to get into the weeds of her previous name and how she removes hair from her ass.

Building chemistry is a bit easier I think. I have accidentally built chemistry with multiple lesbians (non-trans) also - for some reason they are easier for me to connect with.

>>40146415
To a woman?

>>40146436
fuck no why would you think that

>>40146417
Mmmmmm how… interesting

>>40146440
Do you have a discord? you seem cool.

>>40146439
Lol idk. Nothing about this community makes sense. I'm usually surprised by what I learn about people.

>>40146454
most these "girls" are barely on hormones and are transbians. strange place

>>40146450
Probably, you might find me at EatingEnnards if you’re lucky.

>>40146462
Interesting. I'll keep that in mind.

>>40146454
fair, no im straight-ish

>>40146460
I'm more of a voyeur here than a participant. Not really interested in dating trans women but I find the whole thing fascinating.

>>40146471
short for "i like tranny porn"

>>40145843 (OP)
>Qott
All that is dependent on AMLO

>>40146476
Tranny porn is the #1 source of recruiting chasers

>>40146482
I hate chasers they're fucking disgusting (not really, some y'all cool)

>>40146497
Thank you

What's up chasers?

>>40146401
This is true, I've railed many a ftm that obviously only let me because I look how they want to look (like a gay princely anime boy)

>>40146482
True they recruited me young I didn’t have a choice

>>40146509
I've been stay up late recently because I am only eating protein and my body craves carbs

>>40146519
Well it's hard to ignore cravings
I guess your have to have good self control
I never did have it around food, but I'm getting better
I'm staying up late because I can't sleep without melatonin but I don't wanna take any

>>40146499
welcome
>>40146510
sickening ngl but hope youre happy

>>40146534
How's consensual sex between a man and a woman sickening? Also how would I be happy looking like a princely faggot, I'm trans i want to pass :/

>>40146533
Why don’t you wanna take any?

>>40146544
It's around 2:40 AM and if I take a melatonin tablet I'll end up sleeping all day
Although I wouldn't mind spending the day in bed with a chaser

Honestly. I’m probably not that straight. And even more honestly, my sexuality is kinda fucked up. I just watched a video of a trans-girl getting drilled in the ass, and I was bricked up like diamonds.

I used to fantasize a lot about getting with cis-women. I had some pretty huge crushes in high school. But none of those ever worked out.

I stumbled on trans porn at 19 by accident. I’ve dabbled between straight and trans porn now for five years. And I’ve had equally arousing experiences with both.

Ever since watching a ton of porn, I’ve really given up on romantic relationships. I don’t give a shit anymore. But lately there’s a girl who’s kinda been growing in me.

I’m wondering if I should quit porn altogether, get a cis girlfriend, and forget about my non-straight leanings (I’ll probably get rejected). Or if I should be a sex-obsessed degenerate and hook up with trans women (which I’ve done in the past - and there’s a hot one at my gym who was checking me out).

>>40146557
Too long can we get a qrd?

>>40146542
>topping
i just can't imagine

>>40146567
Quit porn, get a cis-gf, and forget about non-straight leanings. Or keep being a degenerate and hook up with trans women

>>40146572
Oh makes sense. I wouldn't for a man or a passing trans man if it makes you feel better.

>>40146576
Just date gay men of around the age of 18 you're probably just a gay/bi pedo bro.

I’m thinking I’m back

>>40146580
not really <3

>>40146586
Nah I have 0 interest in twinks or femboys. Either passing trans or cis women

>>40146599
yeah right, faggot

>>40146597
Well I'm more a chaser than a so that's fair

>>40146612
I actually used to be more of a bottom twink. After first finding trans porn, I really got into anal masturbation. But for the past 2 years I’ve completely lost interest in bottoming and only want to top

>>40146623
Everytime

>>40146557
Have you considered that trans women are just people and you can have normal relationships with them and not view them as some sort of freaky sex vice
Honestly though give up porn and stick to cis women because I doubt youre healing that

>>40146623
this is the chasers who say they're straight lol

>>40146557
>non-straight leanings
yeah never date trans women if you just see us as a weird kink and not as human beings

>>40146628
I think trans women are real people. I actually have zero desire to find them attractive. Unfortunately I don’t get what I want. And it would be hard for me to be in a normal relationship with one (non-sneaky link) since everyone I know would ostracize me

>>40146630
>>40146633
A man that fetishizes eating poop will never not fetishize that, and never see the poop provider as a human or anything other than the thing they get poop to eat from. It's the same for all chasers.

>>40146630
Never said I was straight

>>40146633
I never said trans women are weird. I said I’m weird for liking them.

>>40146648
and why would you be weird for liking them?

>>40146557
Average bottom chaser

>>40146678
*every chaser

>>40146671
Cuz. It’s abnormal. As a man, I should be attracted to obese women with mega tits who will provide me the most children. Rather, I am attracted to hot bimbos and trans women who look like hot bimbos

>>40146691
every person*

>>40145843 (OP)
qott: I've thought about it a lot and I'm still not sure. I think so. I thought a lot about the silicon-based lifeform theory for a long time but i think that was shown to be a little shaky...
q4t: i would follow a chaser to the ends of the universe just to be by his side

I missed the post earlier. I'm not sure why so many people miss the very important context of Corinthians. It was the early church and "Paul" was writing a lot of this advice with the end of the world in mind. Pretty much every apostle and the whole of the early church thought Christ's return was coming any moment now, to such an extent it directly affects the advice he gives to other Christians. The command regarding marriage is sex is directly related to this context. Why get married when the world is ending and you'll soon be bride for Christ?

>>40146401
YOOOOO DOROHEDORO MENTIONED

>>40145843 (OP)
>qott: I figure they're out there, but I don't have much reason to believe they've contacted us or been around us.

batteries in my mouse died what do i do :((

this is why i need a bf :(((((

>me thinking I could smoke weed again and not have anxiety problems if I only smoke a little
>getting absolutely lasered with constant physical waves of anxiety at 2am 12 hours after smoking one hit, preventing me from sleeping
Yeah so I guess my brain is still built wrong for it

>>40146969
You're not a queer rat are you?

>>40146970
Pass it over here babe.

>>40146971
IM NOT

>>40147002
Too easy lol. I'm surprised they're still selling mice that use batteries. One of them new fangled blue teeth things?

>>40146969
u probably gotta throw it out and buy a new one :((( mb the whole computer too to be safe

I'm bored. I should stop going to bed at 7pm and waking up at 4am.

being white is so humiliating went on a video call in front of a window without thinking and i looked fucking radioactive... poor pharmacy tech must have felt like he was staring directly at the sun i hope i didnt damage his eyesight qq

>>40147020
White chick snow blindness is always really funny. Look like ghosts.

>>40147025
i wonder if i could reduce it by putting something mattifying on my face like a powder or something... i was going outside more so i havent been this pale in summer in a while i forgot just how brutal it is

>>40147028
I don't really know about any of that stuff, but in this heat I doubt it'll last anyway. I wouldn't actually worry about it though lol. Makeup seems like such a hassle I'm always surprised women bother.

>>40147036
it's fun! it's creative in the same way as painting or picking out an outfit

>>40147044
Yeah I guess that makes sense. Just reminded me a woman I dated in college was really into makeup as like an artform. She did some really cool looks, a few Jojo type ones and everything. Really talented actually. But idk, I don't like performing I guess. Art is fun, but I don't like when people have to see it. The idea of putting on makeup gives me genuine anxiety.

>>40147057
hehehe its definitely something that varies based on the person i guess... i think its good for the soul to get used to showing something that's a work in progress bcs isnt everything... that kind of high-concept artsy makeup is so cool i wanna practice my technique so i can pull it off... but im happy just being able to do one basic look

Girls, please post fits you find attractive in men, every day summer clothes if you can. I will go clothes shopping and need inspiration.

>>40147076
let me pull up pinterest! any particular style or items you like wearing?

>>40147061
I agree with the sentiment of the idea, but I think makeup much like fashions has a more fundamental connection to yourself, like it's how you look right? The canvas is your literal face or body. Imagine if when you wrote a bad story you had to wear half the pages on yourself the rest of your life. Seems a bit harrowing to so plainly acknowledge physical judgement.

>>40147081
I like tight shirts and jeans

>>40147081
Shorts please it's hot as fuck. Also i think i look good either light colored shirts or very dark colored shirts but not much in between.

>>40147083
i get what you mean but i think it's a little more nuanced than that! just because makeup and fashion are in dialogue with beauty standards doesn't mean they have to conform to them. sometimes it's liberating in that way... it can definitely be like. depressing though
>>40147086
barely barely resisting the urge to convince you women really like guys who look like this

>>40147094
I think you're exactly right actually. I'm just on the bottom swing of physical confidence I imagine. Comes and goes in waves, you know how it is.

>>40147099
i totally get it... hang in there anon!
>>40147092
hmmm how about something like this? obviously not shorts but the kind of vibe of this like windswept tousled italian summer vibe has been really popular this year. i think the key point for men's casualwear right now is for it to look almost unintentional, like you just picked up the first thing you wore and then styled it. i really like the way the belt falls to give a little asymmetry to this, it really helps the whole look feel more effortless

hello i am at work

I don't know how people find good shorts to wear for men. It's either baggy cargo short hell or my balls are just getting crushed to death. I'm not even fat or anything, it's insane.

>>40147123
the other end of the spectrum is something more manicured more like this. i think high-waisted trousers on men are going to be really fashionable over the next few years. in particular i like the kind of earthy colour palette here... it totally screams summer, right? and it feels like this would be really easy to layer with a bunch of different stuff. this would be really cute with some small gold jewelry

>>40147132
its simple go on any clothing website and sort by inseam low to high and buy the one with the shortest one

>>40147133
I think these colors are going to be highly dependent on complexion though. I swear high-waisted pants/trousers are well in already.

>>40147139
This is literally me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2MkV-Z-xo

>>40147140
its definitely something you gotta play around with. although i think those kinds of earthy neutrals look great on literally everyone they were really big back in '17ish, right?
>>40147144
LMAO

>>40147147
Idk maybe, I'm just imagining a paler, blonde guy in that and he feels very washed out in those colors to me.

>>40147140
you might be right on high-waisted being old news im not as in tune with mens fashion as i should be... need to make sure to be glued to PFW

>>40147159
I wouldn't bother, menswear is possibly the most boring shit alive outside of avant garde. At least everyone is done with that god awful drop crotch shit.

>>40147158
i would maybe lean more towards something more in the sphere of like a mossy green or even a shallot pink... neutrals can be frustrating tho it feels like its so specific person to person on the subtleties of undertones and stuff right even people who you would consider to have roughly the same complexion can look wildly different in neutrals bcs of them its so weird...
>>40147166
LMAO i think i kinda stockholmed myself into liking the drop crotch i need a retrospective wtf was up with that it was EVERYWHERE

>>40147094
I'm too old for ripped jeans i think, and not fit enough to wear tight shirts.

>>40147123
This color combo i like a lot i think i need to invert it because i already have the clothes for a fit like that. Like dark blue pants and a tan/light shirt. I'm basic as hell.

>>40147132
>baggy cargo short hell
I love cargo shorts they're awesome.

>>40147133
This is good color combo for a somewhat special occasion but i feel it won't work for every day wearing. Specially the pant color i don't know what else would look good with that.

Ty very much though these are great examples.

>>40147175
LMAO it was kind of just me going off into fantasies im not sure any of it is really relevant to what you were looking for but i hope it serves as even a little bit of inspo

>>40147183
Being shown colors that look good together is already great, ty. I'm trying to learn to dress better but i've never had an eye for clothing or colors.

>>40147171
It was just so bad, walking around like you've got a full diaper. But I think my fashion tastes tend to be pretty conservative, within the fashion world I mean not like trad boring ass sweaters. My advice is always just get a little tan and figure out color blocking and you've done it.

>>40147094
He looks cool though why wouldnt women like men that look like that

>>40147083
Jfc how are you really like this? Hrt now.

>>40147196
i think it's something that just comes with practice... you kinda get used to what colours work together in the context of your skin and stuff over time. ive you want to jump-start ive heard some people rave about colour season stuff or getting colour matched but i dont really like that kind of prescriptive stuff i think u shld wear what makes u feel good
>>40147197
a chaser without his diaper is like an angel without wings
>>40147198
i think he's a diva i love men like this but i think they're nearly extinct even here in the UK unfortunately. bring this back

>>40147008
idk i bought one cause i dont like wires
but now i went to the store and got my batteries and all was good :))

>>40147199
I'm a bisexual and my family watched a lot of Project Runway growing up, I don't know what to tell you. It's all the fun of judging people's appearances but without having to call their face ugly.

Ive been wearing the same white > grey > black tshirt rotation my whole life

>>40147214
god i want to watch project runway now
>>40147217
LMAO honestly same i felt bad posting that in my summer uniform of cheap leggings + tank top that came in a multipack + the most beaten up zip hoodie you've ever seen

>>40145848
true

>>40147227
It's a decent show for a long while. A lot of goofy drama for no reason, but that's tv. And Tim Gunn is a hero.

>>40147214
I mean you're buying clothing that was made by a child's hands in a sweatshop in China or Vietnam anyway, regardless of who the manufacturer is. Being this faggy and particular about what clothing you're wearing and thinking you're making a statement about yourself while you're wearing clothes made by slaves is a little much. Hrt perhaps.

>>40147238
Brother it's not that deep lol. Nobody said any of the weird shit you're talking about. It's just art, I still buy my clothes from Marshals and have like three different colored shirts lol.

>>40147250
Lol fagulous. Queery on.

>>40147264
You're a weird dude

>>40147284
It's different if you're buying vintage and can afford to amass a really impressive wardrobe of clothing from the golden age of American or European produced designers. I'm as faggy as you are, the convo sounded a bit like verbal flatulence is all.

Ink Master was the shit

>>40147293
I think it was a pretty mundane conversation and find it weird to even have an opinion on it. But it's 4chan so that's just show business babbbby.

I have pulled an all nighter, and have to work for 12 hours starting at 8 am. Fuck it we ball

>>40147323
jesus christ is lord

>>40147345
Lady Luck is the force of the universe

>>40147197
hi new jersey anon i can't sleep

>>40147323
hi buggy

>>40147345
hi russian chudette

>>40147378
Z hello how r u doing Z

>>40147383
i'm ok i should sleep tho wbu

>>40147393
i bought batteries for mouse, i am staying home today and im sigma

is roblox time

>>40147310
It's kind of hilarious how many types of this show they made. I think last I saw there was a glassblowing one and a lego one too.
>>40147378
Good morning. Just tossing and turning? I fucked up my neck myself last night.

my bf told me to leave his cum in my ass until he gets home from work...

>>40147402
thats cool. the imaginary bf i made up in my head just cheated on me with a cis woman

>>40147405
mine slept with my stepdad and my pet hamster threesome style :((

>>40147405
That’s hilarious

>>40147408
Lol

>>40147408
god i wld love 2 fuck a hamster

good morning thread

>>40147426
Good morning.

idk if u heard me i said i wld love 2 fuck a hamster

Nobody cares

Need a tranner GF that's impressed that I can suck these down in 5 secs flat
>Chugger

i just remembered men can lie

id fuck a gerbil too

Is this how you really feel about us chasers?

>>40147724
That’s not really that impressive, I can do that in 3 seconds
>>40147763
What’s the book?

>>40147763
holy meta-atraction

where the fuck is that from?

kinda need tho

>>40147763
not a chaser but it would be nice to just have a normal cute relationship based on a real connection instead of something fetishist

Am I weird for having literal blood stamps from bottoms who took interest in me?

>>40147819
you are weird but not just because of that

goo morning

>>40147839
Femcels are crazy, I used to get people to do anything for me. I literally paid someone 25 dollars to shit talk their partner to her face because I thought she was a stupid bitch

>>40147724
Ok let’s see you do an Irish car bomb next

>>40147842
goo morning!

My thighs are stronger than two regular women

>>40147885
hi strawb

where did everyone go?

i was lying on the floor for a while

>>40147889
Need

>>40147941
are you okay?

>>40147939
good question

i'm so sleepy

>>40147947
yea im just so sleepy....

>>40147977
sleep in a bed silly!

>>40147774
Yeah, but you're wishing that it's a guys fat hog, and you probably sucked the bottle flat

>>40147868
Alchohol is yucky

I hate Samoans

(off beat zoomer rapper voice)
Nutted on my bitch in her sleep
Gave that bitch a goo morning

ew

Can somebody hit me with an Ana sleep dart or some shit?

>>40148008
Why?
>looks Somoan

>>40148056
Because they’re like wiggers but like 30x more fucking annoying

Post vocaroo

>>40148066
You were complaining about racism yesterday, but you're an anti-Samoan racist?

>>40148078
no

>>40148087
I’m not anti- any race, I just think they’re generally annoying (males) and I don’t like how they get special privilege in wrestling circles.

>>40148109
I like Samoans because even the women are big, which is hot

>>40144199
That's what most people use them for but it's not just a tranny problem. All queer dating is like that.

>>40148114
Samoan ladies are always cool, it’s Samoan men that I find really unappealing

>>40148066
>Because they’re like wiggers
That is annoying. But they ain't wiggers. They are Somiggers

>>40145843 (OP)
Qott: do you believe in aliens?
Yes/kinda/intradimensional aliens/ extradimensional beings/ transdimensional homosapiens … kinda think they’re all terrestrial tho

Q4Transgirls: would you go UFO hunting with chasers?
WYA

>>40148119
:(

Tranners are made for hanging out with

>>40148145
Taking Maddie UFO hunting and proposing to her when I get to secluded clearing in the woods, under the light of a full moon

Imma hit Matt Walsh wit a laser

doing biceps rn, boom

>>40148221
Can I get 5 big booms?

>>40148221
what's your max barbell curl

>>40148145
I hope you have a good day ily

>>40148119
>queer dating
rope expeditiously

>>40148189
:)

Got wok in the double cup, fella I’m geekin’

Really wish I had a gock in my mouth rn

>>40148119
>All queer dating is like that.
Happily married gay couples exist because mentally stable gay men exist. Trannies are just too mentally unstable and promiscuous which is why men will not commit to them. The pros of dating cis women instead are obvious.

Really wish anon had gock in their mouth rn

>>40148294
go fuck a gashpig then why are u telling us about it

>>40148242
45s

Marrying Bronya just to use her Lathe that she bought for her projects

>>40148306
OK but u have to wait until im done using it for my projects

>>40148310
Of course bb

Wish a chaser was rizzing me up right now

Is it too woke of me to want a trans Wonder Woman?

>>40148343
Yes, stop.

>>40148333
post pics then, let me see what you got

>>40148354
My fault, I saw a comic panel from one of the comics and it made me cry.

>>40148303
We were talking about dating. Not just fucking.

>>40148358
Sure, I love saving and posting pics! Doesn’t feel like an image board if I don’t. Here’s a pic that reminds me of how I talk to my cis friends sometimes.

i’m perfect actually and a really good catch :)

Dom anon is still a pussy who can’t spit game to me

>>40148387
well have a white face panda I guess

Let me be woke again for a second, I genuinely gag when I see churches or big corpo’s at pride festivals or parades. Like you guys really aren’t down with us gtfo

woke trannies are the worst trannies

just gave birth to a beautiful woke baby with pronouns

>>40148428
I just woke though :(
Should I go back to sleep?

>>40148428
I’m the Woker babee

When do I get my state mandated coin-operated boy?

i was an asleep tranny earlier

little kings story is great bcs it asks the question what if pikmin cld meaningfully consent

Bronya should donate her brain to science, it’s an anomaly

i tried they wont accept it

Chasers should donate their cum to my mouth (also for science)

Can I keep it in a jar like a fallout robobrain?

do u believe in life after love

>>40148502
I don't think there's anything to donate

i have to go to work again today and iwant to hide in bed i'm so ugly and retarded nobody should have to be around me

>>40148513
yea tjat wld b ok

I’m so tired

>>40148507
now that's a noble cause I willing to help

i think developing a god complex is a really good idea for trans women

>>40148522
Didnt you get dick downed this weekend

>>40148539
yes and someones gonna do it on wednesday too doesn't change the fact that i'm gross and stupid

i'm a tranny

>>40148545
I need you.

idk if im a tranny or not how do u tell

>>40148549
you need to find God

>>40148553
Do you own a Blahaj and use Linux?

>>40148554
I need to find You.

>>40148553
you're not a tranny you're a transwoman bronya these are two different things learn the difference it could save your life

>>40148567
well, yes!
>>40148572
i see...

which one is the good one?

>>40148576
Trans

>>40148553
u r retarded = u r a woman
yes u are a tranny

>>40148587
>>40148610
i see. this might be abig development

Am I woman or I am tranny? I’m high key confused how people see me

this gen is pure cancer

youre an insect

this gen is pure bronya

>>40148627
its my fault

literally me

im a stupid little gayboy and i love you

>>40148538
I either feel like a goddess or like I deserve to be hit by a truck (again) and it just kinda depends on the day/week

>>40148535
Do you want my P.O. Box or can you hand deliver?

>>40148730
how about I delivery it straight to your mouth?

>>40148721
yeah same

Computer how to wake up when tired and sleep deprived?

in my meeting hearing my male coworkers laugh and getting a lil flustered they should shoot me in the head im reporting myself to hr how am i this meta attracted

>>40148294
demonic post

hi

>>40148803
shamefully real

>>40148820
lb? do you still post here on /tttt/ waow you're looking even prettier congrats

>>40148754
My schedule just opened WAY up wide

>>40148836
i only come back when my life goes poorly and i become afraid of being alone forever

someone buy me a snack

>>40148221
you don’t have biceps,…. you have GAYceps……

Femboys are fucking retarded and should genuinely kill themselves

>>40148820
You're so pretty :-)

>>40145848
the natural state of humanity, if you look at history and different cultures, is this view that men being the receiver is shameful. not as much hate towards the one giving

bottoming is a sin so me and my bf will never have sex :)

>>40148971
>>40148994
You especially

>>40149034
good luck making him stick around like that

>>40149043
kinda bigoted to assume men only care about sex

>>40148994
she's bnwo

I have looked up LB on the archives. :-)

>>40148820
hey lb hows it going?

>>40148820
Literally Beautiful

>>40149060
kinda naive to assume they don’t

Is chilli dogs for breakfast/brunch a local thing or do they do that anywhere else?

>>40149086
sex isn't even real. it's fictional. it's something my exes made up to force me to do it and everyone's in on it

>>40149122
what she said!

i am way more fucked than i realized oops

>>40149118
i will singlehandedly normalise it here. i never considered that was an option. i now can't go without it

i will never have sex

>>40149122
Oh you sweet innocent creature

>>40149147
Me off a perc

>>40149159
Same

i hope i find out what sex is one day

>>40149118
C I N C I N N A T I

cuddles > sex

>>40149159
sex is overrated, virginmode forever

wheres my pasta dinner

>>40149195
You can’t steal my bit bitch

just found out sex is real
i am so mad

lets all make a vow of chastity together so we can get matching purity rings

>>40149199
wheres my pasta dinner

dumb MOIDS

>>40149211
wheres my pasta dinner

Alrighty chasers and fellow tranners, I bought deltarune last night on a whim, what am I in for?

>>40149207
can my purity ring be really edgy, like with snakes and skulls and stuff

>>40149223
yeah i think that wld b fine love is love

>>40149207
you won't last one day

>>40149220
you are supposed to ask before you buy it

>>40149076
hi its going okay life has been hard this past month trying to get back on my feet how r u

>>40149228
ive been celibate for my entire transition. unless hand stuff counts

>>40149220
good ass ost and cool characters

if i do this to a chaser im still a virgin right

>>40149220
Undertale 2 with funnier characters

>>40149157
It's honestly great lol
The one restaurant I go to that does it makes them with hot dog chilli (no beans), mustard, and onions. But it's also nice to add slaw sometimes
>>40149181
Oh that makes sense actually
Is there a traditional way y'all make them for earlier in the day?

You faggots are stealing all my jokes and bits, I don’t appreciate that!

gonna have to keep using this vial a month after it expired also really ration my AAs how bad is that?

>>40149261
N O
We just eat Cincinnati chilli dogs all the time, nothing special about them just that the chilli is created differently than normal and has sugar in it

>>40149261
woaaaaa that sounds incredible I can barely even conceptualise it ... the world is so beautiful

amerimutts really be puttin' sugar on they spicy food, lmao pussies.....

if theres moids and foids are troids or trannoids

>>40149282
Cincinnati chilli isn’t made to be spicy you fucking retard, that’s why there’s a difference.

>>40149284
are we** i need to review my posts before clicking post

Boy. You will bring me a beer Boy

>>40149202
Don't believe the lies

>>40149269
vial? nbd the experation dates are usually exaggerated. rationing you aa? depends on the aa

>>40149295
shut up amerilard, you get diabetes from eating a spicy mcchicken with a diet soda............

after reflecting on it i don't think i would fuck a hamster after all. sorry

>>40149237
ive had the worst 4 months of my life this year
or actually maybe not. there's a lot of competition for that spot. but shit's been pretty bad.
i cant really think about getting back on my feet yet. im still just trying to survive
sorry to hear you've had a bad time, but im glad you're taking steps to move past it

>>40149035
<3

>>40149311
You have cum stuck to your ass hairs, because you can’t hop off my dick.

>>40149254
>ive got nothing better to do with my life than anonymously sub-blog on the board about a discord server saying they don't like racism
>>40149284
i like troids more because metroids

>>40149325
they're gonna be mad today cause I complained about being white earlier it's mb i was half asleep

|･ω･) Is it time to make a new thread yet?

Rach is racist against me just because I'm a gay black man stuck in the body of a 6'4 thulean aryan

>>40149306
cypro. but i’m on injections right, so i cud do monotherapy right?
i thought i’d be fine but then i realized my appointment is on friday of a long weekend, and i leave for a week on the tuesday and so it won’t even be mailed before i leave. do you think it’s possible to call a local pharmacy beforehand and ask if they have the medication on hand before i get my prescription sent out?

>>40149323
you can't even see your own dick, lardo

>>40149320
>>40149325
Samus Aran is a trans icon

>>40149316
hey, thank you thats sweet. Hope youre getting better and slowly life looks up. I find the comradery on here to be kinda comforting when times are tough

>>40149346
You can’t see your penis because of your jungle bush you Mexican cunt

ive fallen in love with a chaser that lurks here. he never posts but i can feel him reading my replies. i wonder if he ever laughs at my jokes... i wonder if he ever thinks about me when he closes the tab

>>40149345
yeah you can call any pharmacy in network and get your meds with a prescription

>>40149325
everyone here blogs about irrelevant shit including you

>>40149368
I've never posted because I'm too busy stroking off to your hilarious and insightful posts, sweetheart

>>40149374
what about u. did u do anything interesting today anon. i wanna know...
>>40149376
god gave us two hands for a reason. and there's always voice to text. no excuses. but i understand why some people are shy...

>>40149387
I need both hands to stroke, and it's hard to talk in goonspace. I'm actually not sure if I'm interested in an amateur gooner. Dropped.

New. I fucked it up but it's fine :')

>>40149390
>>40149390
>>40149390

>>40149362
technically the jungle mexicans don't have any pubic hair. Indios are completely hairless. The mostly arid and jungle lands of south america should be inhospitable to a hairy conquistador like me, yet I persist
this is my biggest act of defiance, I refuse to shave my bush, not because it feels good, but because others here do not have the hair growing privilege. My bush makes you uneasy. You could never grow a bush as majestic as mine, mutt

>>40149270
>sugar in it
Oh that makes sense. I honestly don't know if I've made chilli with sugar in it unless you count chocolate
>>40149278
You should try it this week :)

>>40149394
i understand... I'm sorry... I'll keep refining my technique

>>40149357
yeah me too. idk why

>>40147313
You sound like a really annoying old person