Thread 40149165

old >>40146637

De Alto Cedro voy para Marcané
Llego a Cueto, voy para Mayarí

ay carumba

I'm fucking him all day
Fuck him all day
I'm fucking him all night

Cuando era nino pequeno tuve una gata pero se escapo

this is an american website!
KKKEK
EEKEK
KKKKK
KEKEE
KEKKK

im thinking about having anal sex with a man, im so naughty teehee

Gaykind on it's knees

With Zenday......

Sucking off dl frat boys >>>>>

>>40149165 (OP)
I miss marea…

>>40149252
>>40149440

another day another fucking flake

Good morning!!

>>40149503
its 17:34 military time you FOOL thats the AFTERNOON

>>40149448
so you dont grin after dabbing? its just a sedative?

>>40149541
all them big hoes, get loose wit it

>>40149336
>with Pedro Pasc--

>>40149541
Gd, girlypop, what are you doing

zendaya was good af in challengers

there used to be gay communes and islands but what now? pay $2000/mo for a microstudio in a blue city gayborhood to go to pride + bar events and get groped by strangers?

>>40149522
Your time zone self-report places you squarely in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Remain where you are. The Gaygen Dox Team will have your GPS location within minutes, at which point you will recieve endless pizza deliveries one after the other, forcing you to confront the awkwardness of receiving pizzas you did not order.

Its all over. You're going down. So much pizza.

>>40149416
Yes please

>>40149724
lol ofc not. You get mugged and hate-crimed by primitive swarthoids now

>>40149733
urm, we been knew and frankly u could figured that out by how i spell colour and other words

>>40149416
they're an odd lot. Either they can't get enough or its a one-off and they both act like its the worst thing they ever did. Either way you are expected to ghost yourself in between

>>40149751
The feet molestation crew will be with you shortly to punish you for that insolent response.

I came this morning but I'm getting random boners again already

>>40149669
She has entitlement energy

>>40149788
Are you a top? In that case it’s normal for a top

>>40149751
Nice try. Everyone knows theres no colour in the UK.

>>40149814
Side but can top

>>40149823
except for shit color

>>40149805
i think you just think that because shes liked by directors, she doesn't complain and she's a hard worker and supposedly im more racist than you but i can appreciate actual black excellence on the rare occasion it happens!

For some reason guys in the phase where they're starting to age drive me NUTS
A little graying or thinning in the right spots and just enough lines on the face, while he still looks young and energetic. Like mid 20s to early 40s

>>40149843
Is your dick hard now? How big is your hard dick?
>>40149865
She’s not a good actor sis. She has no facial expression

>>40149920
sis just watch challengers omfggg

>>40149944
I watched her in the desert movie she’s really bad . She’s peak diversity hire

I just don't understand. What is it about nudes that people take so seriously? I'm not blaming the victims, I just don't understand how someone could be so embarrassed about anything so easy to fake these days. Its all so common now. People do shoop pranks all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va23rShvfXo

>>40149961
When you're a teenager being seen naked can be humiliating, especially if you're not used to it

>>40149956
idgaf abt dune but i dont think putting a mulatto in a movie about space muslims is really a diversity hire lmao
watch challengers or dont idgaf youre just a larp regurgitating lowest denominator rw incel opinions with 0 original thought while pretending to be american/brazilian/european when youre Filipino
our very own ian miles cheong

Getting touchy feely and brushing up against each other when you're both naked is the best

>>40149961
>What is it about
kids care a lot how the worlds sees them
i wonder how much money i could press out of rexie kek

>>40149961
retarded kid and retarded family

>>40149991
You sound triggered sis

>>40150018
but enough about you

>>40150021
a little cuz i got my time wasted by replying to you again

>>40150033
kekekeke touché

i will never understand they/them snowflakes. literally just attention whores making quirky gender their whole identity

The rest of my day is a zoom class, I'm bored and there's 3 hours left...

>>40150053
sounds to me like you have a good understanding of it though

Buenas tardes gaygen

>>40150069
i finished my last zoom lessons this weekend

>>40149522
B-but it's morning in Californiaaa

>>40150070
i knew a guy who did it to make himself less likely to be fired while he committed fraud at work, gender discrimination was his trump card. he got fired anyway, haha

I binged all of Kaos. I can't believe they cancelled it. It's so good. Also I'm debating to get Hades on ps4.

It's still morning :D

>>40150130
Do you mean Kao the Kangaroo? I downloaded it but haven't played it yet.

One time my clan saw my osrs pronouns were they/them while I was casually streaming a raid, and they started cramming as many "they/them" as possible into every sentence until I left the clan and found a new one :x

>I bet they/them would love this/that character
>No they/them doesn't like femboys.
>I don't think they even knows what they/them wants for themself.

I joined a gayer clan after that :x

>>40150156
Nah. 'Kaos' on Netflix. It's a re-telling of Greek mythology in modern times. I haven't heard of Kao the Kangaroo. There's a bunch of RPGs I was thinking of buying.

>>40150088
These are part of my extended onboarding... I think this is my last one, it sucks because I already have access to these apps, so it's kind of pointless.

Dont forget to smile

>>40150076
buenas tardes, post hole

>>40150179
Ohhh okay
I've been watching The Waterfront with my dad. I still don't fully understand what an RPG actually is :/

Would you date someone who doesn't like anal at all and prefers oral and frotting or using toys together?

>>40150244
no

>>40150193
I only smile if I have a reason to. I don't like to fake smile. I wish someone was around to tell me a joke when I get my picture taken...

>>40150244
Would they be open to topping with a strap on? I need to be piped down at least occasionally or I get really bitchy.

>>40150263
Why do bottoms always lose at poker.

>>40150266
>I get really bitchy.
how would anyone know

>>40150218
Pronto...

>>40150240
There's a bunch of different types. But Ì've been really feeling some DnD, turn-based stuff where you have a customizable party.

i dont know how to play poker

>>40150244
yes cuz im only rly willing to do anal for a potential bfs pleasure

>>40150244
I would, excepting for toys, i dont like them :/

>>40150244
I love those things too but my bussy just needs to get dicked down regularly so I dont think so

>>40150244
No

>>40149986
I guess so. When you are so young, the world seems like a much smaller place. Like school life is the whole universe I guess. Still, I wonder what goes on in their heads to make them so terrified. I guess teens are different depending on the region and culture.

>>40150295
why does your trip keep changing?

femboys are he/him, that's the boy part. it's called being male ok

>>40150322
Ok

who is the attention whore

>>40150285
Was I mean to you? And are you xan?

>>40150263
Dont forget to smile

>>40150334
You

>>40150347
i'm just a regular whore

>>40150283
I dunno. I've never played it before. I like crazy 8s though.

>>40150291
Oh, like Pokemon? I played that once when I was little.

>>40150292
Me neither :<

>>40150295
You don't feel pleasure from it?

>>40150334
I like attention

>>40150339
But I don't know how to

>>40150334
>>40150168

>>40150259
>>40150306
thanks for your honesty
>>40150266
>>40150304
they'll buy you a hi-smith after two weeks
>>40150303
fair

great mom gave me vitamin d pills thats 4 pills i have to take every morning now

>>40150375
Because bottoms always fold when they see a straight.

>>40150244
Yes. He can join my decentralised, bisexual, bygone Orphism roster of true loves.

gay dom top x bi sub bottom.

>>40150412
King and queen on wrong squares

>>40150423
And the board is backwards, fuuu

>>40150423
that nigger cant read

>>40150375
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>>40150423
Clearly he's doing the infamous transgender King gambit.

>>40150407
Wtf is a hi smith

>>40150451
Not much, how about you?

>>40150462
this dude's name is smith lmaoooooo what a dork

>>40150451
sex machine

>>40150432
They have worse schools, and we don't have chess school in the USA

>>40150478
I have a job and already bought one. The hi-smith can't pin my wrists down or put me in a headlock.

>>40150478
Sides would rather waste thousands on some medievil torture device instead of using they dick

>>40150462
Bro thinks hes tuff

i'll take a side of fries

I want it all, yes all the cake

Send help.
Sendelp.
Sendaya.
Zendaya.

Tops don't wash they ass

Too hot to masturbate :(

What do you think of russians?

If even I don't love me, why would he?

>>40150776
hi delta

Is Jäger really dead?

imagine two soft squishy effeminate men having hardcore gay sex, and like, ropes of saliva dripping away as they kiss and make out

Is there a non-evil politican?

>>40150782
Who? I'm talking about the twink I have a crush on... He'll never love me as much as I love him, right? Even if he agreed to try explkfing dating, he'll never want it as much as I want him.

I prefer masc x masc

>>40150791
I hope he is ok. Hes possibly the nicest person here and though I think he spent too much time here, I always liked having him around. He's good people.

>>40150810
you prefer to watch other men in love?

>>40150810
Hello

>>40150807
he won't

Guy at the gym kept following me around I wonder if he knew I was gay

>>40150807
Have you ever told him that you love him more than he loves you?

>>40150839
Maybe he's just a serial killer or something

>Hes possibly the nicest person here
lol

>>40150839
Sleep with all 4 eyes (eyes on head, Jap's eye, anus) open tonight

>>40150848
He has a fat ass he could chop me up

>>40150820
>Hes possibly the nicest person here
shizo pooner = nicest person
they/them = masc4masc

the state of gg

>>40150775
They belong in my holes

>>40150826
I wasn't talking to you.

>>40150832
Hi :3

squeak >.< i'm a faggot

Need to lick a hot guy’s armpit

Name: zendaya
age: ing
height: 178cm (13+ with hat)
weight: she doesn’t
sex: yes, with tom holland
hair colour: hat
eyes: open
race: 1st
Sign: stop

Would you date someone who uses they/them pronouns, doesn't top at all and supports troons and poons?

>>40150876
i was talking to you

>>40150867
baldy is being incoherent

>>40150867
I'm not actually they/them, I was jummy rustling, I'd think you would know dmy humor by now -_-

>>40150900
no

>>40150900
This post smells fishy

okay the new final destination looks kinda funny

>>40150900
Oh youre a pooner thats why you cant top lmaoooo

>>40150910
>I'm not actually they/them
yes u are... but the rustling was far more successful than id like to admit

>>40150900
No, i want my big, white and hairy top.

Dont tread on me

What are you doing today?

I've been using beef tallow on my face and it's actually really good however my face smells like chicken grease

>>40150411
Hahaha is that a poker joke? I don't know poker terms

>>40150433
Nooooo

>>40150971
use cum

>>40150959
browsing indeed

>>40150971
i heard fat pulls fat from stuff so this is acutally a good idea but u have to use soap after too

>>40150852
He's a jerk right and he's dead in Ukraine now

im a straight bottom.

>>40150959
I'm going to buy some toothpaste and then maybe go to my favorite coffee shop. What about you?

>>40151001
he's a jerk but he's not dead

>>40150992
It's when the card values go in order
7, 8, 9, 10, J
For example. My dad was a degen gambler.

>>40151025
based

>>40151016
How am I a jerk?

the dipshit is here

>>40151050
I'm glad you aren't really dead

>>40151005
I was going to go to the store early and get cleaning supplies, then spend the day cleaning. But I've just been cleaning with what I have and watching tv.

>>40151025
Oh okay :)

>>40151060
He is actually

>>40150820
> Hes possibly the nicest person here
No sis that’s me

>>40151086
What happened?

>>40151086
Did you see yucko's dox yesterday? You were right that he's a flamer

Another summer without a boyfriend

I'm a flamer too

>>40151063
Cleaning always feels nice! Are you still watching that show you mentioned before?

>>40151127
You don't sound like one

I had a dream it was halloween

>>40151122
post hole

>>40151000
I never use soap and never get acne unless I do it before the gym

>>40151122
:c

>>40151112
He choked on pizza

>>40151140
Have you ever used the alias "Pesta"?

>>40151149
>acne
post hole

>>40151122
wanna be my master?

>>40151166
Nooo why

>>40151181
You look like this cute guy, no disrespect to your boyfriend, I know that used to go by Pesta.

>>40150931
not the same poster. I'm a SA victim.

Why would I want a creepy little house elf

>>40151192
lol every bottom the same person

I wasn't hitting on you, IK you have a boyfriend, and I respect that.

okay i take it back the new final destination is dogshit

>>40151140
All my dreams are about having to redo high school

>>40151135
Yes! I love it. I wish there was a second season. I hope some production picks it back up. By the way, what kind of coffee are you getting?
>>40151164
RIP

NEED sph boyfriend with big cock

>>40151207
It's fun for a weekend, not for a relationship. Tie them up, slap them, fuck them, juice their holes, then call an Uber and ghost.

>>40151224
:3
I hope you've been doing well, I haven't seen you post in a little while.

>>40151231
I liked the piercings guy
Wish he didn’t die

>>40151140
Stop looking at me like that

Why are Pooners so funny

>>40151254
I'm great thank you. You are OK?

Dood

>>40151278
i think it's thanks to tumblr

>>40151278
Because the ones that aren't trying to pass are goofy scene kids getting in on what they perceive as a trend, and the ones that are trying to pass look ridiculous.

>>40151288
Eh, not too bad. Anons vague posting at me, I have half a mind to double check trip codes, because of it. 7/10 monday

>>40151334
7/10 is pretty good.

I love the smell of man piss on the street in summer. That hot masculine pee smell in summer, those faint traces of cigarette smoke lingering in the air. It reminds me of my vacations in Rome and Paris and Madrid and the golden showers I enjoyed there long ago. It’s a very nostalgic scent. It’s comforting and soothing. It’s one of my favorite scents.

>>40150900
this is actually the bare minimum

Biboomer/Dan/Debaser needs to be stopped

Idk about piss but beer smell makes me nostalgic because when I was a kid we would go to the fair in Pleasanton and the adults were so drunk they'd spill beer all over the ground which baked in the sun. There were no gay piss parties at the fair as far as I'm aware.

Hey petah

i hope zohran wins

>>40151347
Yeah, I had a pretty easy day at work, and I have new skincare waiting at home that I'm excited for, nothing crazy I got a niacinimide serum and azelaic acid.

When that slimy cock slides in

Shiza should let me clap his big wonderful cheeks. He won't need therapy after I do my thing.

the worst part about losing weight
is need to buy smaller clothes
wish i never bloated to 300 plus

>>40151446
shiza only fucks asian men

>>40150860
wth is a jap's eye?

How will I know if he's thinking of me? I try to call but I'm too shy

>>40151493
Use your schizophrenic mind manipulation powers

I used to think that if I thought of you
Somehow you'd start to think about me too
And I used to think that if I loved you
Somehow you'd start loving me too

Do we like fujoshis here?

>>40151520
No

do i pay subscription for hunyuan or hailuo for i2v creators? which one is more nsfw friendly?

>>40151467
there's no asian men in Poland lov. she's being a bratty picky bottom, and needs me to grab her by the hair and remind her of her place.

>>40151517
repetitive shit lyrics

>>40151558
Straggots out, take shiza to chaser gen with you

>>40151550
I like fujoshis. I want a woman to hold my hand while a man plaps my behind. And periodically, I look over, and she's always grinning madly.

>>40151577
Shiza is male. Cope.

Some bottoms make me want to fuck them and others I want to cuddle and love but not fuck. Weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrjM8Fi7J58

<3

>>40151618
Woah

>>40151580
No shade at you, but that sounds like a cold sweat nightmare for me.

>>40151520
They keep some fan bases alive so I can't complain

Yah

The only thing that sucks on my toes is mosquitoes

forlorn/fər-lôrn′, fôr-/

adjective

Abandoned, deserted, or desolate.

Sad or lonely, especially from being deserted or abandoned.

Suggesting or characterized by sadness or loneliness.

forlorn muskeg

>>40151618
I wonder what I would make you feel òwó

>>40151618
It’s called the Madonna complex

Lol, my google memories made me giggle with this one.

>>40151453
I am 160lbs i want to kms so bad and i am in a calorie defecit and lose no weight

>>40151739
Who's knows? I don't date ppl from this site tho, too much bad luck desu.

Is /tv/ usually this mental

>>>/tv/211868871
>>>/tv/211868949

>>40151759
Youre either born skinny or your not it is impossible to abolish excess weight it is meaningless to try

DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY SORRY
FOR BEING WHO I AM?
LOOK AT ME
THIS IS ME
NO RIGHT WAY
NO WRONG WAY
IT IS ONLY ONE WAY
AND THAT IS
THE RENAISSANCE WAY
THIS A REMINDER

>>40151774
Any crustmaxxer lubetard threads lately or they dont do those anymore

>>40151763
What does this bottom make u want to do to it

what happens to bottom when they turn 40?

>>40151774
I would absolutely infect myself with zombie virus to spread the disease HEIL SATAN 666

Born too early to fuck robots. Born too late to be a mid century monk and slip and fall while holding a box of wine inspiring artists. Born just in time to die for Israel...

>2 hours locked in a room with him
What do you do?

Straight people fear the poz I fuck bisexuals all the time

>>40151832
Molest his pits and balls and gooch and feet

>>40151774
Actually not a terrible comparison to draw. A zombie movie where there's this subsubsubsection of society that's like a cult that wants to spread the infection would be a cool take

I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love, hey
I want your drama, the touch of your hand (hey)
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
(Love, love, love, I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance

>>40151838
Good boy.

Gaga knew about pozpigs back in the early 2000s

>>40151832
awkwardly steal glances

>>40151832
Measure his skull and see what furnace to send him to

>>40151813
https://voca.ro/14AOV6ISVIyL

Redpill me on Benson Boone. Why does he do the front flips?

>>40151832
Do we at least get a deck of cards or something?

>>40151774
is 28y out?

Um I'm scared

>>40151813
jelly of her coq...

>>40151813
Sex

>>40151916
what

>>40151813
Ew

cute 18 years old fireman

>>40151241
I'm glad you're enjoying it! I like to get a blended vanilla caramel latte with whipped cream ^-^

>>40151916
what you burning him for?

>>40151817
By that time they've been married to their husband for 15 years, and they're established in life (lol)

These whole last two threads are such meth behavior.

>>40151982
For me it's MDNA

Yeah rexie has a very near perfect twink body and is muy fuckable, but he's said he's trans.

>>40151966
stop committing arson just to meet guys

>>40151861
It takes less than thirty seconds to become infected you retard. Unless those zombies are also rapists it’s not going to be a problem.

>>40151930
it is out in cinema, stream in fall... if no leaks

>>40151982
Actually poppers and bath salts heyy

Claudia be like
>*swallows aborted god fetus whole*
MY TUNNEL LOVES TO DEEPTHROAT

>>40151832
Suck him off idk

>>40151930
I still don't know why they jumped so far so soon.
>28 days
>28 weeks
>28 months SKIPPED
>28 years
Kinda caps the franchise. What, they're gonna do 28 decades next? 28 centuries and we're basically bronze age again but with zombies? 28 millennium and we're all zombies but we're cool and read books and space travel and shit?

>>40152003
they shouldn't be so cute then

Do gays have feelings?

Imagine if you were immune to zombie sickness and instead of them trying to kill or eat you they try to have sex with you

>>40152038
Gay men feel more than women. I swear to god. You never hear of a woman who eats out a man’s ass. Do women even enjoy men? I ask this all the time now.

>>40152028
Ok but 28 centuries later would be kind of sick turning it into scifi zombie slop in space xD

>>40152050
that shit is fucking gross

>>40152007
Weirdly hostile g. Maybe you feel like I'm insulting your lifestyle? I'm sure all of your friends and loved ones and cherished community think you're real cool. I just think having a zombie doomsday cult would be p sick.

>>40152038
Yeah but it's absolutely nothing for straight men sorry not sorry

>>40152028
the lore is irrelevant and its garbage franchising anyway, its trash by default.
28d was cool for multiple reasons, rest of them are just meh derivative.
and as always , himans are the danger O M G...

>>40152038
There's definitely more narcissists and psychopaths in the gay community than elsewhere. As well as very bizarre moral compartmentalization that differs from the rest of society. Like you can be a committed pedo and that's not as bad as having racial preferences. Le weird

>>40152050
>Do women even enjoy men?
No.
Find a strange aspie druidess that you can cherish without risking your soul and then constantly cheat on her with men.

Why does the pedospammer love weird mulatto looking people?

>>40152028
do they act like living dead zombies cus I remember it being super rabies?
only saw the first one

>>40152038
some of us do

>>40152054
Kinda surprised those genres haven't really intersected yet desu. Aliens but with the rage zombies would absolutely slap. Tf is raimi doing now besides sucking marvel cock

>>40152108
Would you ever let your bf touch your bumholio?

Hold onto your vaginas

>>40152108
Yeah it's like super rabies but it the typical shit that they can't die unless they starve or you smash their head. They're my favorite depiction tho. The 28wks guy did a great job, shame the movie pivoted to the kids but what can you do. Gotta sell tickets to the moms yk

>>40152050
Disgusting.

Wish I had a qt trans princess or femboy on my cock rn

>>40152130
You're not gay timmy. You're classic bi.

>>40149165 (OP)
Can I save this image

>>40152119
I'd prefer not to

>>40152128
they'd have all starved in 28 years surely

i hate the gigger who summoned the fuckinf poonee just fuckin despise they/them

>>40152173
Deal with it

>>40152173
Prefer them to you if we're being honest.

>>40152183
why?

new
>>40152187

>>40152187

>>40152164
The dormant carrier stuff setup in the 28wks one probably comes into play. Haven't seen the new one yet but I'll get around to pirating it soon

>>40152155
She's a classical pooney tune

>>40152199
I'll add it to the list of movies I keep meaning to watch but never get around to

>>40152069
>>40152130
t. Woman

>>40152196
Early

>>40151902
Holy smokes

>>40152245
Fair enough. I've been putting my library on shuffle to finally get around to those. Watching Knightriders (1981) rn. Been on my list for years. Breedy gud

>>40152254
she needed to make early because shes desperate to force her cisgaygen meme

>>40152245
R u a top or bottom? Never seen u horny post