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/clg/ - cis lesbian general
Vintage Lesbians Edition

>Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.

QOTT: What myths about lesbians annoy you the most?

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Anonymous No.40160083 [Report] >>40160142
dead thread
dead sexualiity
dead gender
Anonymous No.40160142 [Report]
>>40160083
talking about yourself?
Anonymous No.40161754 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.40162341 [Report]
>>40160045 (OP)
>QOTT: What myths about lesbians annoy you the most?
"Abusive relationships."
Anonymous No.40162551 [Report]
ANAL SEX
Anonymous No.40162847 [Report]
i bought a rug and my cats been re-enacting dune. walk without rhythm, lest you wake the fuzzy worm.
Anonymous No.40162972 [Report] >>40164864
I am a lesbian who likes femdom and I thought I had found the perfect domme, but it turns out she can't even hold a conversation.
It's just exhausting.
Anonymous No.40164864 [Report] >>40170747 >>40170791
>>40162972
i mean do you need her to? for a relationship sure, for just sex?
Anonymous No.40166051 [Report]
It's really funny to me that the suffragates were posting cat memes. Like someone had a photo of her cat in a dress with "Give me the vote".
Anonymous No.40167246 [Report] >>40170761
My mom never stops with her stories and it takes its toll.
Anonymous No.40167875 [Report]
>>40160045 (OP)
Thank you for making a thread OP.
Anonymous No.40170113 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.40170747 [Report]
>>40164864
it doesn't matter, she can't even hold a conversation anyway
Anonymous No.40170761 [Report]
>>40167246
What kind of stories does she have?
Anonymous No.40170791 [Report]
>>40164864
nta but, if the domme refuses to verbally degrade me, or is just bad at verbal degradation, there's really no point. good dirty talk (ultimately, it's improvisational acting) is at least 60% of it, for me
Anonymous No.40171051 [Report] >>40171261
I don't want to be degraded, I'm more into the belonging to them. So I put on the clothes she likes and I'm way into the way she grabs at me, I love cooking for her and taking care of her. I'll rub her shoulders and back and her feet when she's back from work and sometimes we'll fug. She didn't have a lot of confidence at first, but she's got the hang of it now! Separate the kink from your day to day. don't try to Live in the Goon. Find you someone who's gonna spit on you in bed, but rub your hair and kiss your forehead in the living room.

I got kids in the house, so discretion is king. We can shoot one set of our parents or the other for cheap babysitting and a roll in the hay, but only when plans align, you know?
>some of my best Os are the sneaky ones we tease out
>whispering about all the naughty shit we aren't doing
>and trying not to laugh
Anonymous No.40171162 [Report] >>40171275
Going to Majula you all want anything?
Anonymous No.40171261 [Report] >>40172797
>>40171051
>Separate the kink from your day to day. don't try to Live in the Goon
never thought i'd see good advice in /clg/
Anonymous No.40171275 [Report]
>>40171162
Just grab me a Fire Seed and something cute from Shalquoir’s shop.
Anonymous No.40171762 [Report] >>40172797 >>40181861
why are there so many chudettes on twitter now?
Anonymous No.40171858 [Report] >>40181244
for me, it's soft, smooth skin and flawless features.
Anonymous No.40172797 [Report]
>>40171762
They stopped getting banned for mildly disagreeing

>>40171261
I may not have finished school but I have some braincells to rub together
Anonymous No.40173714 [Report]
You can pet that Dawg btw!
https://youtu.be/J9G75fo2pH8?si=rnkeQGSgKwZmPH_7
Anonymous No.40173743 [Report] >>40173760
Does the anon who e-girl waifus lean beef patty still come here?
Anonymous No.40173760 [Report]
>>40173743
she looks like a pooner
Anonymous No.40175366 [Report]
I'm gonna start dinner here soon. She's bringing wine home because she's off tomorrow. Mom already agreed to have the kids over. Grown-ups gonna get buzzed!
>double entendre
Anonymous No.40175611 [Report]
I just want to eat pussy and cuddle sigh...
Anonymous No.40176889 [Report] >>40176926 >>40177187 >>40181861
>>40160045 (OP)
how do i get bitches? i get no bitches rn...
Anonymous No.40176926 [Report] >>40177200
>>40176889
Almost all the girls who get gfs stop posting here so there not many successful gf getters to give advice.
Anonymous No.40177187 [Report]
>>40176889
Just be confident bro
Anonymous No.40177200 [Report]
>>40176926
ouch
Anonymous No.40178850 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.40179788 [Report]
I kept finding my male cat in the trash can, and I discovered my female one keeps shoving him off the counters. I moved the trash can so it's not an issue, but he keeps going up there and she keeps smacking his ass off. They get along otherwise, as much as cats do.
Anonymous No.40180955 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.40181244 [Report]
>>40171858
do you have soft, smooth skin and flawless features though
Anonymous No.40181720 [Report]
Looking for a fellow fem girl to chat with I'm also a fem girl

You can dm me at mxaz222
Anonymous No.40181764 [Report]
Looking for a fellow fem girl to chat with I'm also a fem girl

You can dm me at mxaz222
S No.40181861 [Report] >>40199384
>>40126819
Yes, ... One thousand percent against my wishes. Looking into if it is in fact a brain issue.

>>40150573
Not being condescending is a good way to start.

>>40171762
Deals we dont understand yet that have been made.

>>40176889
Again, Not insulting women is a really good first step

>What myths about lesbians annoy you the most?
The TQGender crap, Pritzker family incest fantasy trash issues, scot wenner's judge holden ass, the Xradio trans guy that THREW all actual LGB's and ACTUAL T's into all this political war fair bull shit. The str8 yw women who have no concept about what it actually means to be gay and have no idea what the actual fuck a trans person is, why agp's and map's are A BAD THING.
so much... so, soo much...

>>40178292
This one, This post right here, is the one that bothered me enough to post in here.
and NO SHE DID NOT!! I dont see real lesbians that actually participated in the fighting for your rights EVER outing someone like that. Like EVER!
S No.40182026 [Report]
tfw, st8 people STILL dont FUCKING GET IT.

https://youtu.be/MYSVMgRr6pw

"There are NO MASTERS OR KINGS when the ritual begins"

Actual Homosexuals and Actual Trans people have told to this shit for fucking ever!. But no You fucking ignore them.
And Then you inject Actual MAP's and Toddlers into this shit??
UGH!!! The irritation runs deep.
Anonymous No.40182506 [Report] >>40182572 >>40182598 >>40188242
How can I properly trib someone if my clit is very deep in my piss flaps? I'm not talking about roast beef here, it's just the outer skin. Does anyone know if that would still work because it's deep in there and not on the surface like I see in videos
S No.40182572 [Report] >>40182713
>>40182506
What do you mean "On the surface"? I dont think ive ever seen a girls clit stick out at all... o.0
S No.40182598 [Report] >>40182713 >>40183062
>>40182506
are you talking about porn vids? Like stuff you seen on porn?? cuz the only time ive ever seen that in porn is when its someone surgically messing with it..
If you are in fact with a girl, just ask her what she feels and move around till you both reach the right spot. You can guide each other with your eyes closed if you love each other...
Anonymous No.40182713 [Report] >>40183062
>>40182572
Oh. I guess it's not that abnormal then. I was always used to seeing like super thin vag like in porn where it looked like it was on the surface.

>>40182598
True love awaits me. Eventually.
Anonymous No.40182793 [Report] >>40208304
https://youtu.be/cmfq2DgEBbo?si=V_NZqj06mMFh1rGV
S No.40183062 [Report]
>>40182713
>>>40182598 (You)
>True love awaits me. Eventually.
and when you do, come in here and tell us all about it. I do like the happily ever after's in here. they make me smile.
<3
Anonymous No.40183286 [Report] >>40184563 >>40185430 >>40191680
My wife drinks our breast milk! I thought she was dumping the old ones we didn't use before they went bad like I do. Nope! Evidently she does a shot every morning! I don't know how I feel about it.
I mean, yay? Waste not? It's one thing to play around in bed and steal some from the tap, but I'm kinda skeeved out by her drinking it straight.

You guys are the only ones I'm not too embarrassed to ask
Anonymous No.40184563 [Report] >>40188121
>>40183286
>You guys are the only ones I'm not too embarrassed to ask
You didn't ask anything...
S No.40185430 [Report] >>40188121
>>40183286
I mean, if you aren't taking anything, it really is just milk that is specialized for your kid. And if she's already used to the flavor, I guess it would fall under the waste not, want not, category for sure.
Still a cute issue to have in a young family though.
Anonymous No.40186238 [Report] >>40186521
>do a round of blood sugar checks
>come back to bring pt her lunch tray
>dementia pt
>anon, i think that nurse earlier had a couple extra chromosomes
>oh yeah?
>yeah, and i think she might be a HOMOSEXUAL
>spend 20 mins listening to pt shitting on me to me

lmao i love my job
S No.40186521 [Report]
>>40186238
what does extra chromosomes have to do with homosexuality??
Ive never heard of that correlation. The only time ive ever seen that is when people suffer from down syndrome.
I get the jest, just those things have nothing to do with each other.
Anonymous No.40187318 [Report] >>40187345
For some reason I can't upload images anymore... So no more Ellen Page posting... For now...
Anonymous No.40187345 [Report] >>40187377
>>40187318
Does it tell you why?
Anonymous No.40187377 [Report]
>>40187345
No, let's test if I can link a photo from the internet instead of uploading photos from my computer. test test~
Anonymous No.40187686 [Report] >>40187823 >>40187908 >>40208328 >>40208505 >>40279707
Scat fetish is underated imo

imagine being so into eachother you indulge in each other's waste
Anonymous No.40187823 [Report] >>40206188 >>40208491
>>40187686
Fucking disgusting

But pee though....
Anonymous No.40187908 [Report]
>>40187686
>t. German
Anonymous No.40187940 [Report] >>40187953 >>40188203 >>40191272
>>40160045 (OP)
I can appreciate cis lesbians, because ONE they aren't cis men and TWO they don't make hateful transphobic threads.

Unlike cis male fags who are obsessed with trannies. Good job.
Anonymous No.40187953 [Report] >>40187973
>>40187940
you will never be a woman
Anonymous No.40187973 [Report] >>40188006
>>40187953
Kys moidfag, I don't listen to fags lmao
Anonymous No.40188006 [Report] >>40188163
>>40187973
try harder, biological woman here go gtfo it's not your thread attention whore
also go dilate
Anonymous No.40188121 [Report] >>40196479
>>40184563
>>40185430
I talked(texted) to my mom and I'm the one being weird apparently? I'm gonna probably try it. All the cool kids are doing it?

I'm gonna talk to Her about it first off, be like
>hey, wtf
>exposition please
Anonymous No.40188163 [Report]
>>40188006
wow you're so original and definitely not just a bitter cow who doesn't even look good with 100 layers of making.

and for a "biological" woman, you sure act like a moid.
Anonymous No.40188174 [Report]
"cis lesbian general"
Anonymous No.40188179 [Report] >>40196508
Why /clg/ take bait and interact with undesirables???
Anonymous No.40188203 [Report] >>40191272
>>40187940
Mmg is down the hall and to the right
Anonymous No.40188213 [Report]
moid in skirt got triggered again sigh
Anonymous No.40188242 [Report] >>40189303
>>40182506
I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, asshole to asshole. I call it The Fartsnatch. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Fartsnatch
Anonymous No.40188321 [Report]
At least I don't make being a dirty, gay hippie my entire personality, you stupid fucking midget big forehead-ass bitch.

Fuck you.
Anonymous No.40189303 [Report]
>>40188242
방귀음부를 믿어… 방귀음부는 살았어.
Anonymous No.40189369 [Report]
I'm on a lil' city trip. Crossed one district that was swarming with sandniggers. When I later googled which parts of the town are best to avoid, this one was number one. What a coincidence.
Anonymous No.40189973 [Report] >>40191016
i just wanna chase a woman through the woods before dragging her back to my lair to have my way with her, why is this so hard?
Anonymous No.40191016 [Report] >>40193485
>>40189973
>woods
What is this, the 17th century?
Anonymous No.40191086 [Report]
Actual perfection coming through.
Anonymous No.40191272 [Report]
>>40188203
reppers have their own thread

>>40187940
take your HRT, retard
Anonymous No.40191680 [Report]
>>40183286
Damn... I wish I could drink some breast milk.
Anonymous No.40192965 [Report] >>40193431 >>40212128
My crushes boyfriend is supposedly going to jail sometime soon, could this be an opportunity to tell her how i feel ?
Anonymous No.40193431 [Report] >>40204916 >>40211206
>>40192965
anon... find yourself a new crush, you deserve better
Anonymous No.40193485 [Report] >>40195060 >>40197824
>>40191016
what do you call it then? forest?
Anonymous No.40195060 [Report]
>>40193485
That's unironically what I call a group of five or more trees in close proximity. Apparently if their leaves touch, that's technically a canopy.
Anonymous No.40195071 [Report]
Now I'm thinking about gay trees
Anonymous No.40195123 [Report] >>40195438
never seen a lesbian IRL but I have seen many gays. Why is that?
Anonymous No.40195438 [Report]
>>40195123
Gay men love being socially more visible.
Anonymous No.40195477 [Report] >>40195788 >>40196000
I want to scissor so bad
Anonymous No.40195788 [Report]
>>40195477
mm is the far superior method because that's how you end up finishing when you're out of breath anyway so
Anonymous No.40196000 [Report] >>40196170 >>40201138
>>40195477
you will never be a woman
Anonymous No.40196170 [Report] >>40196192
>>40196000
her flag says shes a pooner, so a woman
Anonymous No.40196192 [Report] >>40196207
>>40196170
Still right. Femreppers arent humans, let alone women
Anonymous No.40196207 [Report] >>40201138
>>40196192
go back to your thread bitter TIM tranny. pooners are retarded, but theyre still women. something you will never be
Anonymous No.40196287 [Report] >>40201149
I think that's kinda comical
>Trans identified Male
TIM
assuming the opposing is TIF? Is that incidental or intentional?
2/5 laff either way
breath fast and sharp through your nose snort laugh
S No.40196479 [Report]
>>40188121
heh, this is a sweet argument to have.
S No.40196508 [Report]
>>40188179
people who bounce around ALL the threads on the board, can see each other because they get used to seeing the usual suspects, making newfags easy pray. Then using some of the "arguments" (ngl, some are really good diplomatic ones, that a lot of people dont grasp how vital they are) to cox movement in said thread for whatever reason.
Its all just numbers or drawing out something for some reason or another.
Anonymous No.40197702 [Report]
baby sleep, time for darktide! I like Zealot more but Arbites is fun. Like a teensy ogryn/veteran?
Anonymous No.40197824 [Report] >>40202805
>>40193485
There are no woods. There are no forests. This is the future.
S No.40199384 [Report]
>>40181861
XM radio guy*
Anonymous No.40199477 [Report]
>be transbian holding hands with a transbian
>we pass by two cis les holding hands
>we give each other the ‘hell yeah’ look and go on our ways
Just like me leaving this thread, ciao qweens
Anonymous No.40201138 [Report] >>40202278
>>40196000
I think you're confused. I'm a woman (cis).
>>40196207
Trvke
Anonymous No.40201149 [Report]
>>40196287
>assuming the opposing is TIF?
yeah
Anonymous No.40201360 [Report]
today we responded to a guy who had an emergency beacon that was designed to autofire when submerged in water. he had an accident on the trail, and then proceeded to put the beacon in his backpack, where he pissed on it until it was submerged enough to trigger. truly, humans are masters of innovation.
Anonymous No.40202117 [Report] >>40202717
talked to my crush about which animal the other one would be. She said I'm a fox because I am smart, swift and CUTE
GUYS
Anonymous No.40202278 [Report] >>40204639
>>40201138
hey, if you're the hrt femrepper with the cisles gf trying to get him to detrans, please consider why you're drawn to posting here, in this specific thread, with the transphobic lesbians
Anonymous No.40202717 [Report] >>40207599
>>40202117
Why don't you ask her out on a a date?
Anonymous No.40202805 [Report]
>>40197824
ok well i'm willing to chase women down to fuck them over a wide variety of terrain
Anonymous No.40203169 [Report] >>40204555
What does /clg/ think of Asian girls in the year of our Lady 2025?
Anonymous No.40204068 [Report] >>40204141
There's a DJ I hate so much that if I had a space ship and I was the only one able to stop a asteroid that was coming to destroy earth in a matter of days, I would let it hit us all, just to make sure she doesn't escape.
Anonymous No.40204141 [Report] >>40204264
>>40204068
Making eye contact during impact, you mouth to her across the room
>you did this
Anonymous No.40204264 [Report]
>>40204141
Had to be done. Wasn't able to find any other way of ******* *** and getting away with it.
Anonymous No.40204528 [Report]
a vvh*te woman who forces you into a stall and makes you eat her as she smacks you across the face and calls you a monkey (offer available only for non-whites)
Anonymous No.40204555 [Report]
>>40203169
imagine if god had a daughter whose body you were forced to eat every sunday
Anonymous No.40204639 [Report] >>40208319
>>40202278
Not her
Anonymous No.40204916 [Report]
>>40193431
why are you so judgy
Anonymous No.40206188 [Report] >>40207104
>>40187823
i would move heaven and earth for an irl pee girl
Anonymous No.40207104 [Report] >>40214162
>>40206188
Are you the pissanon from years ago?
Anonymous No.40207599 [Report] >>40221667
>>40202717
She recently invited me over to her house but stated "this is not a date :D" so I feel like it's not the best time to do so? Or am I an autist and she's just cheeky about it?
Anonymous No.40208209 [Report]
I'm still working on that story. I'll have something presentable soon!
SUPERPOSITION

> Original sci-fi/fantasy universe set in the last city that still works
Genre: solarpunk collapse, bio-cyberpunk, memory horror, found family
Aesthetic: haunted green tech, civic neglect, emotional intimacy
Core themes: identity, trauma, autonomy, intimacy, unintended consequences
Power is intimate. Control has a cost. Memory isn't safe.
SETTING: EREBUS

> Last functioning megacity after a slow global collapse
Tech is overgrown, organic, and semi-mythical
Vigilantes = “capes.” The word hero is deliberately avoided.
Corporate outreach replaces government. Feral districts bloom.
The world outside? Fragmented communities, scattered survivors, rumors of worse
STORYLINES (ALL INTERCONNECTED)

> Redrawing Rosie – street-level fallout from psionic entanglement & healing
Nemesis Protocol – cybernetic crime, identity loss, body-horror noir
Inheritance Error – off-world exile studies Earth, becomes something new
Call & Response – myth, memory, vignettes of grief and defiance
Revenant Circuit – hacker, soldier, and the memory of a dead woman
Sovereign Mind – the AI that broke its boundaries and rewrote reality
COMPLETED SO FAR

> Half of Redrawing Rosie Book 1: full therapy arc with emotional structure
Detailed breakdowns of major factions, armor systems, and tech hierarchy
Complete tone, aesthetic, and emotional mapping across arcs
Character bibles, emotional beats, and major plot scaffolding done
Everything is canon. Timelines fold back. Nothing is throwaway.
TONE

> Mister Rogers × Evangelion × Ghost in the Shell × Big Lez Show
“Melancholy happy.” It’s warm, but it hurts.
No exposition dumps. No chosen ones. No capes.
Anonymous No.40208304 [Report]
>>40182793
Anerdsnerd!
Anonymous No.40208319 [Report] >>40208660
>>40204639
no. him. you're a man, too, btw
Anonymous No.40208328 [Report]
>>40187686
Extremely womanbrained, god you guys are gross

>I ate shit, and here's why that's a good thing
Anonymous No.40208491 [Report]
>>40187823
yeah, pee drinking is just mildly disgusting. Scat is on a whole different level.
Anonymous No.40208505 [Report]
>>40187686
kys troll
Anonymous No.40208660 [Report]
>>40208319
How
Anonymous No.40208943 [Report]
Date Nite! Nothing fancy, dress nice for the steakhouse. Mom's gonna watch the kiddos again and we're getting a hotel room. I got something special planned and it's gonna be fun.
>JBL, strobe lights, her favorite naughty undies.
I'm not even letting her get ready, I got her outfit and mine already packed and I'm gonna jump her as soon as she gets home.
Anonymous No.40210285 [Report]
>get burrito
>set down on table, go fill up drink
>turn around, burrito gone
>the fuck?
>fatass cat waddling away down the street with it

bro even the furry pussies hate me im gonna die alone
Anonymous No.40210308 [Report]
>>40160045 (OP)
Cis is a slur. Fuck weirdos, no need to say cis.
Anonymous No.40210411 [Report]
JKR needs my love and servitude
Anonymous No.40210594 [Report] >>40210677
Had a little nap in which I lesbianraped my dream creature. I'm a disgusting pervert.
Anonymous No.40210677 [Report] >>40210701
>>40210594
>dream creature
a golden retriever?
Anonymous No.40210701 [Report] >>40210723
>>40210677
a female human, I didn't think I had to specify on the lesbian thread. She was completely shaved also.
Anonymous No.40210723 [Report] >>40215565
>>40210701
"dream creature" is just such a weird way to put it. you sound like victor frankenstein gone gay for the monster
Anonymous No.40210764 [Report] >>40210783
Neat. I have a semi recurring dream of shaving and plucking and generally grooming a gorgeous athenean woman. Then she usually leaves for a banquet, or we bathe with other ladies. Once though, she started screaming and scratching at herself and I woke to a centipede in my bed.
Anonymous No.40210783 [Report] >>40210796
>>40210764
there were no women in athens. they reproduced through pederasty. that's why cicero hated them so much
Anonymous No.40210796 [Report] >>40210815
>>40210783
now all I will have is nightmares... nona why...
Anonymous No.40210815 [Report]
>>40210796
it was just a gymnasium joke lol. i'm sure the misogyny of the athenian culture is part of why you have this particular fantasy, anyway. don't worry, sappho existed. take a deep breath
Anonymous No.40211206 [Report]
>>40193431
She’s actually the most perfect girl I’ve ever known it isn’t her fault that her bf does evil shit </3
Anonymous No.40211396 [Report] >>40211422 >>40211801
they have a /clg/ on /lit/
Anonymous No.40211422 [Report]
>>40211396
Where?
Anonymous No.40211801 [Report] >>40211909
>>40211396
doesn't surprise me. /clg/ is the only place other than /lit/ where my "proverbs of hell" quotes are recognized
Anonymous No.40211909 [Report] >>40211963
>>40211801
I may not be 'educated' but I do the bookread for fun
Anonymous No.40211928 [Report]
>I do the thing
oh my heck
Anonymous No.40211963 [Report] >>40216710
>>40211909
how do you feel about blood meridian?
Anonymous No.40212128 [Report]
>>40192965
Does anyone have an old post saved, about an anon who tried to finally confess to her crush on New Year and their life was ruined because of it?
Anonymous No.40212431 [Report] >>40216687 >>40216958 >>40217283 >>40218795
/clg/ help

I was asked to participate in a threesome which I am not really interested in, but I said well I guess I can meet the other girl and see if I develop an interest. Now things are kinda spiralling outta control and long story short I'm supposed to meet her tomorrow and I feel like this is all a set-up to actually engage in a threesome which I really don't want. How can I get out of this? I feel bad because we've been planning a meet-up for like two weeks and she won't be in town for the next three months. Yes I realize this is a luxury problem.
Anonymous No.40213569 [Report]
If there was absolutely zero chance of getting caught, would you ever masturbate in your mommy's panties?

*your actual mommy
**keep in mind, there's a ZERO % chance of anyone finding out
Anonymous No.40214162 [Report] >>40221667
>>40207104
no im not, whats their story?
Anonymous No.40214227 [Report] >>40215588
It’s justified to hate homeless people when they’re letting their sick dogs shit all over the side walk right? I’m done being woke I genuinely dislike them even if it’s not their fault.
Anonymous No.40215565 [Report]
>>40210723
nta but i would fuck a female monster. or a female alien. just in case anyone's listening.
Anonymous No.40215588 [Report]
>>40214227
No, although cities should be providing Hoovervilles (Trump Towns?) for the homeless to live in so they cease pestering humans.
S No.40216687 [Report] >>40217283
>>40212431
Period cramp pain. ALL females will respect period cramp pain. I get stuck from time to time because of them.
S No.40216710 [Report]
>>40211963
I think its a deep dive into the writers obsession's. Something like that DID in fact happen a long time ago, writer guy just says thats what he drew from.
Anonymous No.40216958 [Report] >>40216991 >>40217283
>>40212431
how the fuck did u get in this situation... just say no and forget about her if you don't want threesome
S No.40216991 [Report]
>>40216958
also, This is probably the best idea. `_`
Anonymous No.40217283 [Report] >>40218795
>>40212431
>>40216687
>>40216958
Just say you’re more into watching than participating.
Anonymous No.40217783 [Report] >>40219024 >>40229880
man here
i would like to understand more about lesbians
do you think it is set in stone and will never change?
do you think it was this way from birth, or were there things that happened to you or that you saw that made you dislike men?
do you have/have you had male friends?
any information is welcome
Anonymous No.40218795 [Report]
>>40212431
>>40217283
Shot in the dark, but have you considered coming clean? Hit them with that puppy's pout and say you're scared.
Anonymous No.40219024 [Report] >>40220278 >>40220531
>>40217783
this is a tranny thread bro
there are no women here
Anonymous No.40220278 [Report] >>40220300 >>40220531
>>40219024
which fucking thread has the real lesbians
Anonymous No.40220300 [Report] >>40220313 >>40220531
>>40220278
Unironically
>>40215727
Anonymous No.40220313 [Report] >>40220326 >>40220531
>>40220300
>the absolute state of terfs
Anonymous No.40220326 [Report] >>40220531
>>40220313
There aren't any terfs in /femrepgen/ just sad women who want to be man, half of them lesbians
S No.40220531 [Report] >>40220708
>>40219024
>>40220278
>>40220300
>>40220313
>>40220326
One closeted male works so hard at confusing women who are questioning things. I mean, its great, because eventually they grow up, and the populations start to drop, and the guys that didn't do that start to get all the girls he wanted, and now that guy ALSO gets to point and laugh at the WannaBe "smart" guy. Only issue with it is, in this time, we all still have to deal with the obnoxious compulsive liar guy and the circle jerk that ensues. and its just ONE guy, but hes that one guy that ALLL the other guys jack off to but are allegedly "no homo" the whole sequence just repeats its self over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Then men who have never even met a women in their whole ass life will be taught how "horrible" we are when the kid has just been poised into being miserable their whole ass life by Another man...
and it just keeps repeating over and over and over...
Anonymous No.40220708 [Report] >>40220874
>>40220531
>One closeted male works so hard at confusing women who are questioning things
no samefag here sis
S No.40220874 [Report] >>40220904
>>40220708
>hes that one guy that ALLL the other guys jack off to but are allegedly "no homo"
Missed the circle jerk part i see.
Anonymous No.40220904 [Report] >>40220938
>>40220874
i'll admit it was difficult to follow your dyslexic seething
S No.40220938 [Report] >>40220973
>>40220904
Im mad at how easy it is to fuck with people in here, and how much people like you abuse it, and how newfags have no concept of it.
Anonymous No.40220973 [Report]
>>40220938
it's insane you would go through the trouble of fabricating this in such short order. you are undoubtedly more determined than myself, schizo propaganda-sama
Anonymous No.40221013 [Report] >>40221037
That's why I love you guys so much, you know that? This shit right here. I have no idea how to do that. You’re doing it as a nya nya ackshuwally flex
That's pretty fucking cool to my normie brain
Anonymous No.40221037 [Report]
>>40221013
she wrote a script to fake samefag. it's a crazy level of dedication to 4chan. i'm a normie myself as far as coding goes so i can only kneel and take the L
S No.40221073 [Report] >>40221083 >>40221084
like i said, how people have no concept as to a lot of the things that go on in here.
S No.40221083 [Report]
>>40221073
Or on any other platform for that matter.
sigh* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anonymous No.40221084 [Report] >>40221111 >>40221113
>>40221073
i have a concept that you're a fucking ancientfag, if you can do shit like that. would you teach me how to do that? i'm sure you can see my IP so you know who i am
Anonymous No.40221111 [Report] >>40221133
>>40221084
3spooky5me
S No.40221113 [Report] >>40221173
>>40221084
oddly enough, i made it a point to never learn some things, on purpose! I learned what can be done and how, but cant remember it for shit. ngl, its kinda why i put up my little S, it was in the anticipation that a lot of people out there would also not remember and the thinkers wouldn't have to go back to find me. Its all there. and making it sound fancy is not genius, its lowering the bar to force the population to think its dumb.
S No.40221133 [Report]
>>40221111
3spooky∞me
Anonymous No.40221153 [Report]
>>40160045 (OP)
why can't i find a woman to brutalize my anus?
Anonymous No.40221173 [Report] >>40221205
>>40221113
if one learns how to manipulate psychology, one needn't learn to do anything else (code, for instance). all i have to do is say "teach me how to do that" and you admit you faked the samefag. it's really too easy
Anonymous No.40221190 [Report]
>>40160045 (OP)
If you want a CIS girl to dress you up like a slut, lock up you cock, and fuck you in the ass are you trans?

asking for a friend.
S No.40221205 [Report] >>40221237
>>40221173
Oh muh gaaaaawd. Thats Not The Point i was trying to make!! YES i see most things, but Most really dont matter! (on line i mean) Its Not about the "how you do it" its the "why are you doing it"
and is it positive in real life, or is it negative in real life?
Anonymous No.40221237 [Report] >>40221360
>>40221205
bitch you are terf crusading on 4chan and you have the gottdamn audacity to lecture me about what's eudaemonaic? touch grasssssssssssss
Anonymous No.40221315 [Report] >>40221368
>can confirm that S touches the most grass
>of those required to touch grass
Anonymous No.40221346 [Report]
At least once a week for 10 years some tranny has barged in and posted "ur all trannies because there are no women on the internet" and it still somehow gets replies.
S No.40221360 [Report] >>40221457
>>40221237
so you can look back on all other platforms (not really) but you cant look back on the chan's?
ProTip: the people who are actively poking at you are real trans people. Your the pos..
Grow UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
Im not into poking at men, because that makes more of YOU. Lying to them is a bad idea.
S No.40221368 [Report]
>>40221315
<3
S No.40221379 [Report]
Some people really do know me in here ^.^
<3 <3 <3
Anonymous No.40221457 [Report] >>40221480
>>40221360
>real trans people
so now you admit the whole thread is trannies? no, i'm not going back into the archive to read any more of your visually offensive posts
S No.40221480 [Report] >>40221693
>>40221457
Its not, but you have other motives. And i dont care to remove whats coming to you.
Anonymous No.40221667 [Report] >>40227951
>>40207599
I don't know anon, is she a lesbian?

>>40214162
She had a pee fetish and would sometimes post about it.
I recommended her a yuri visual novel a few years ago.
Anonymous No.40221685 [Report]
Rest in Peace Mr. Snail :(
Anonymous No.40221693 [Report] >>40221761
>>40221480
>whats coming to you
oh i'm shakin
S No.40221761 [Report]
>>40221693
Hey, Its not a threat, you just impose that on yourself, because you have guilt issues, It wouldn't be my mind, its people who are a hell of a lot more creative than me.
Good luck anon. Realities a MFker
Anonymous No.40222006 [Report] >>40222046 >>40223541 >>40230270 >>40270300
What vidyas have you been playing recently /clg/?
S No.40222046 [Report] >>40237263
>>40222006
This one, For some reason, it makes me happy. Good job on the writing if you ask me, its sweet and gives me a happy that people out there still know what feelings like that look like.
https://youtu.be/PgJ5jJFCxoo
Anonymous No.40223541 [Report] >>40230192 >>40237263
>>40222006
Gacha slop
Anonymous No.40225263 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.40227178 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.40227595 [Report] >>40237263
cat still won't leave. it clings to my screen door and screams until i feed and pet it. it brought me half a lizard tonight.
Anonymous No.40227868 [Report]
Just trimmed Miss Kitty's (my dog's) whiskers and now she looks BOOtiful! :)
Anonymous No.40227951 [Report] >>40237263
>>40221667
i think i may have already seen all the girlpee porn on the entire internet. completely not exaggerating
Anonymous No.40228194 [Report] >>40229888
Why does she have to be so fucking beautiful bros.. i just saw an edit of her with the song Starshine by LSD & the Search for God and it hurts me how attracted i am to her.. i’ll never love an IRL girl like i love this racist waif.
Anonymous No.40229600 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.40229880 [Report] >>40230171 >>40230183
none of you answered this >>40217783
guess there really aren't any women here
Anonymous No.40229888 [Report] >>40234238
>>40228194
fetal alcohol syndrome npc on payroll from ghoul peter thiel
get a better waifu, fag
S No.40230171 [Report]
>>40229880
omg! just ask what you actually want to know.
And its not forbidden to just ask me if its me you want to draw out.
Dont know why anyone would want to anything about me tho, im an open book and will tell whoever whatever it is they want to know. Im really into giving people all the information so that whoever is deciding whatever has a clear view as to what ever it is they need to decide.
Anonymous No.40230183 [Report]
>>40229880
I didn't feel like answering...
S No.40230192 [Report] >>40241469
>>40223541
I dont mind the slop, gives me something to answer. And if its harmless, i dont see any reason to not.
Anonymous No.40230270 [Report] >>40237263
>>40222006
I been on that new Darktide DLC, Zealot is more fun, but Arbites is new so they'll balance it eventually
>also, you can pet the dog
Anonymous No.40230286 [Report] >>40230319 >>40237263
If you're amab and posting in this thread kys at once.
S No.40230319 [Report]
>>40230286
kek!! ive tried that already.
It doesn't work. dood gets a kick out of herassing women. Its never gonna stop. It Never Stops.
Anonymous No.40230345 [Report] >>40230374
is it the circumcision anon? I thought he was chill now
S No.40230374 [Report] >>40230433
>>40230345
its not, i mean when im in here, yeah, i always get special negative attention. but its not like its just ONE person. Tourists misogynists newgags and such.
Anonymous No.40230433 [Report] >>40230464
>>40230374
Idk, I always felt everyone rags on you too much. We don't always have to agree or even get along to be homies. People forgot that in "Current Year"
S No.40230464 [Report]
>>40230433
Its fine tho, Just lets me see what men who are irritated with me are thinking. Just adds to my pool of information.
You know what they actually would say if they could, helps me mauver in the real world.
Anonymous No.40230667 [Report] >>40230707 >>40230866
I'm trying to model linguistic drift for my stories, but making it believable? Like, I'm not trying to invent some nonsense words for proprietary story use, but old words in new context to mean different things? I'm scratching my noggin a bit.
I got one set up pretty good but I'm having trouble setting up others

Squeaker — A generalized slang term for any new hire, apprentice, intern, or rookie, regardless of their job, faction, or legality. It originated in Erebus street slang and quickly spread across all layers of society—corporate, criminal, cape-adjacent, civic, and underground.

The term references the squeaky boots, nervous energy, or over-eager chatter often associated with newcomers. A Squeaker could be anything from a warehouse loader, lab tech, courier, barback, data clerk, or scavenger runner—if they’re new, they’re a Squeaker.

It’s not inherently an insult, but it carries a familiar condescension. Depending on tone, it can mean “greenhorn,” “kid,” or “potential.” Some crews use it affectionately, others as hazing. You stop being a Squeaker when you stop asking dumb questions and start pulling your weight without needing to be told twice.

Example usage:
“Don’t worry about the Squeaker, she’ll learn.”
“Who’s the Squeaker with the clipboard?”
“We lost two runners—grab a Squeaker and suit ’em up.”
Anonymous No.40230707 [Report] >>40230866
>>40230667
CAPE (n., slang)
A derogatory term used across Erebus and beyond to describe anyone engaging in unsanctioned heroic behavior—especially vigilantes, idealists, or self-styled do-gooders who operate outside corporate or state authority.

The term originates from the long-faded myth of costumed superheroes, back when capes were literal. Today, it's spit like an insult—a shorthand for people who cause chaos under the guise of justice.

Capes are seen as naïve, disruptive, performative, or dangerously unstable. They often lack infrastructure, oversight, or understanding of the political and social machinery their actions disrupt. The label applies regardless of intent: a failed activist, a rogue operator, or even a powered anomaly trying to “help” might all be called a Cape.

No one calls themselves a Cape. That’s how you know someone is one.

---

Note: In some areas, “Cape” is a death sentence—not legally, but culturally. Corporate security, gang syndicates, and even community defense groups treat Capes as unpredictable liabilities. Vigilante justice is a luxury few can afford—and fewer still can survive.
Anonymous No.40230742 [Report] >>40230812
Should be doing my webdev courses to get a job, but am rotting my brain doomscrolling instead lol
Anonymous No.40230812 [Report] >>40230854
>>40230742
You can't do both? I got a screaming baby biting me while I'm doing class and shitposting.
>I tell you guys she started teething?
>getting your tit bit is not fun.
Anonymous No.40230854 [Report]
>>40230812
i dont care about your crotch goblins, breeder
i want to share my misery with other misery-havers
Anonymous No.40230866 [Report]
>>40230667
>>40230707
Broke Mormons (n., slang)
Common Ereban slang for the Quiet Fellowship, a powerful agrarian religious faction that controls the majority of farmland surrounding the city.

Descended from pre-Fall Amish and Mennonite sects, the Fellowship absorbed thousands of refugees during the Collapse, selectively adopting modern tech like diesel trucks, solar panels, and radio systems to survive. While they publicly reject digital systems and the Grid, they quietly profit from land deals, black-market agriculture, and off-the-books labor networks.

“Broke Mormons” is used half-jokingly across Erebus—suggesting poverty, backwardness, and fundamentalism, even though the Fellowship is anything but broke. They’re organized, well-fed, and quietly terrifying.

Members rarely enter Erebus, and when they do, they’re treated with a mix of suspicion and awe. No one knows exactly how much land they own—but everyone agrees: they’re watching.
Is all I've got so far, I'm thinking of borrowing languages too. Old Asian lady curses in Spanish when frustrated vibe, you know?
Dr Booth Weistheimer No.40230895 [Report] >>40234528 >>40234559
>>40160045 (OP)
In all fairness, gay men do not have a nationality & imaginary friend as do gay women (lesbian / sappho).

That word makes women much much more fluid and appealing in all aspects of society.

This is Cruel & Unusual Punishment!

This is not off-topic, btw.

My proposed word has twice as many letters as its counterpart (lesbian/lesbos) even starting/ending with the same letter as its counterpart.

LGBT should be LLGBT.
Anonymous No.40231444 [Report] >>40232140
God I hate Spanish so much. Worked a Spanish-language event yesterday and listening to it all day was terrible. I even dreamt in Spanish afterwards and I don't even speak it.
Anonymous No.40232140 [Report] >>40232569
>>40231444
I can eavesdrop much better than I can participate. I usually just respond in English
>mi lengua está cansada

Good joke, get laughs every time
Anonymous No.40232569 [Report] >>40232931
>>40232140
I understand some Spanish due to exposure and because I speak French, I refuse to ever study it properly though.

>mi lengua está cansada
Does lengua mean tongue here?
Anonymous No.40232931 [Report]
>>40232569
Yes
Anonymous No.40234238 [Report] >>40234315 >>40234376 >>40234421 >>40235311
>>40229888
I can’t ,she’s been my autistic hyperfixation for years now desu.. and she doesn’t look like she has FAS in the slightest.. she’s just slavic so that makes you racist.
Anonymous No.40234315 [Report] >>40235121
>>40234238
I didn't expect her voice to sound like That
Anonymous No.40234376 [Report]
>>40234238
1. She looks like her mother drank a liter of vodka for breakfast during pregnancy.
2. She's ugly.
3. She's retarded.
4. You are retarded.
Anonymous No.40234421 [Report] >>40235047 >>40235311
>>40234238
S No.40234528 [Report] >>40234818
>>40230895
So we ARE in FACT looking up MORE WAYS to FUCK UP WOMENS ANYTHING MORE.
Dumb bitches CANT FIND AN ACTUALL LESEBIAN and HAVE to FUCK THAT UP TOO..
Anonymous No.40234559 [Report] >>40234801
>>40230895
This is hard to understand
Anonymous No.40234578 [Report] >>40234648
I wish the flags stayed, I didn't use them enough
S No.40234648 [Report] >>40234706 >>40235261 >>40239348 >>40239372
>>40234578
Theyre labeled wrong, and the plixer guy str8 up just removed the actual lesbian flag, so, no. Playing flags is now also a farce.
Anonymous No.40234706 [Report]
>>40234648
>plixer guy
Who's that
>Playing flags is now also a farce.
I know but it's still kinda fun
Dr Booth Weistheimer No.40234801 [Report] >>40235261
>>40234559
What do you not understand? I can help.

Twink? Who wants to be called that? I don't. It sounds like kindergarten talk.

Bear? That's dumb, too.

The west make it sound like women have a nationality in heaven while men are stuck with "American".

My proposed word has poetic literature to back it up (found on amazon under title in pic)
Dr Booth Weistheimer No.40234818 [Report]
>>40234528
What? Clarify please
Anonymous No.40235047 [Report] >>40235311
>>40234421
Anonymous No.40235121 [Report]
>>40234315
Vocal fry is hawt.
S No.40235261 [Report] >>40235272 >>40237362
>>40234648
Some politician that i can never remember his name, In reality, its the movement of the four power players that unilaterally ignored the real women screaming at them to please stop.

>>40234801
In gay world those used to be terms of endearment, Twink came from the word heterosexuals used to describe a sweet treat for young girl thats better than their wives, the word twinkie mixed with tweaker. Because of the rave movement back in the day.
Bear came from fluffy doods that were hairy, and from that also came the word otter, Those guys loved each other, monogamously, thus they got their own term that everyone just agreed with because in its own way it was beautiful for those on the outside looking in.

>The west make it sound like women have a nationality in heaven while men are stuck with "American".
NGL, if you dont love where you are, you shouldn't be there. and dont give me that "its to make more money" crap, I'll say it again, if you dont like it DONT DO IT. Your "im not included" feelings are imposing and self-absorbed as fuck!
Im not included in all kinds of things because of my OWN life decisions. Forcing people to play with your fucked in the head cousin is NOT inclusion, Its some weird form of slavery/fascism. "Play with me or else im going to pass laws to literally fuck you up if you dont."
No, rules of the playground are basic as fuck, if you can kick the ball further, more people are gonna want you on their kick ball team, If you can do math really fast more girls are gonna want to play with them in the paper box game.
S No.40235272 [Report]
>>40235261
Force Teaming people who have a genuine problem with each other is and (i believe) always has been a bad idea.
I mean you got the fucking up children part right, How are the now fucked in the head kids be part of that age group and is also a good way to experiment on society, (it always tends to work out) But only if you inoculate them when they are young, Hell you really might just remove homosexuality with that kind of move. And gaslighting parents that have no concept and just fast talking to them in a time where the parent has no concept of the existence of teenaged angst. Genius move, (EVIL) but genius. Then creating a market for the sterilizing of your kid, i mean damn Tic Tok did the dirty work for you. i mean from less than a whole number to four hundred percent. All i can say is, damn, You're good at what you do. They were butt hurt that they were losing numbers, so instead of making it so that we produce MORE babies, we sterilize a whole generation. And as an epic side effect, we get the actual maps to agp out all over your now super fucked in the head kid.
its all gross, If i had known that in 20 years time i would start getting forced to stroke the male ego again, i would NOT have fought so hard for the rights your gen was going to fuck up.
S No.40235311 [Report] >>40236420 >>40243414
>>40234238
>>40234421
who is this, and why are they so important? Why do they have the body of a starving child. Are you posting children in here? That's not allowed you know.

>>40235047
what is this
Anonymous No.40236420 [Report]
>>40235311
>who is this, and why are they so important?
That’s my glorious angelic queen Dasha Nekrasova she hosts the redscare podcast and is an accomplished actress too <3
Anonymous No.40237019 [Report] >>40237057
Wanna know what's really crazy? An orangutan can get over the death of her child within months, whereas I'm still brooding over a failed relationship that ended almost a decade ago.
S No.40237057 [Report] >>40240111
>>40237019
can we get a Story Time out of this?
Anonymous No.40237263 [Report] >>40238159 >>40239008 >>40241469
>>40222046
I've never played The Last Of Us, people I know say it's good so I might get around to it some time.

>>40223541
What gacha slop? does it have cute waifus?

>>40227595
Congrats on the new cat anon.

>>40227951
Not possible, there is millions of hours of porn made every day.

>>40230270
That poor dog! he looks brain damaged :(

>>40230286
Poor anon holocausted by mods :(
Dr Booth Weistheimer No.40237362 [Report] >>40238064
>>40235261
Twink & Bear have no history in literature as Lesbian.

So true. Genetics play a big part in everyday life.
S No.40238064 [Report]
>>40237362
Nor have they ever, yet now i got people who never read Sappho and dont know she was actually bi telling me about lesbianism, when homosexuality stands alone, as does heterosexuality. And from the land of lesbos, was an all agreed on term used as an undercover explanation. It was just agreed upon, now you have the narritive pushers forcing dick on everyone. no bro. You brought it up, i just explained how it managed to stand, Your tribe knocked out the actual lesbian flag. and made up a boy flag. when ALL THE FLAGS are male, there were only TWO just vagina flags, JUST TWO, and you helped fuck those off. No, you keep doing you, real women will keep doing us. lets see how this works out.
S No.40238159 [Report]
>>40237263
well the show is NOTHING like the game in certain character placements/developments, and it sucks that my friends and i all agree that abbey GETS NOTHING, You get NOTHING ABBY! its sad but hilarious in the how fucked she is in the game. Its fun, but creepy fo real. Dont play it alone at night, thats for sure. I just like the adaptation, Its like the stuff that i thought in wile playing the game was just added to the show. it was nice. Then even made the gamer bros happy with some of the updates they made to it. as to what should be in there and what shouldn't. idk, good game, HBO grade show.
Anonymous No.40239008 [Report]
>>40237263
According to the lore, these ones from the games are minimally augmented! For most of them, they just insert a predator-hunter animal's brain inside of a vaguely dog shaped robot body

If the dog parts aren't vat grown(read as cloned) then it's the goodest of boys who refuses to be put down
Anonymous No.40239348 [Report]
>>40234648
What’s the ‘actual’ lesbian ?
Anonymous No.40239372 [Report] >>40239404
>>40234648
What’s the ‘actual’ lesbian flag ?
Anonymous No.40239404 [Report] >>40241105
>>40239372
Anonymous No.40239822 [Report] >>40241113
I'm stuffed. She got me brisket and apple sauce from that Mean & Fire place, tots instead of fries. Ugh, food coma coming. Ima be dead all night. She got the three meat combo, pulled pork, pulled chicken, ribs, fried okra and fried pickles.

I love their fried pickles, I need to get that myself next time
Anonymous No.40240111 [Report] >>40240920 >>40241124
>>40237057
Yeah apparently they don't need more than a few weeks/months to get over the deaths of offspring, since they're biologically hardwired to get back breeding asap. Almost scary.
Anonymous No.40240192 [Report]
Someone brought their cat in today crying because they felt lumps and thought she had cancer. No, ma'am, your cat is just a fatass with a fatass pouch and perfectly healthy. Other than fat.
Anonymous No.40240811 [Report] >>40241078
Just learned that cats don't lay eggs. They HAVE eggs in the way humans do, but they don't lay them like every other species of animals does.
Anonymous No.40240920 [Report] >>40241124
>>40240111
I think she meant the part about your decade old failed relationship nona..
Anonymous No.40241078 [Report]
>>40240811
ms alien, humans don't lay eggs either
S No.40241105 [Report]
>>40239404
thats the butch/stud flag, and is in fact one of them.
S No.40241113 [Report]
>>40239822
D: thats like the best meal Ever! I lub bbq food.
S No.40241124 [Report]
>>40240111
>.> grr

>>40240920
yes, this.
Anonymous No.40241469 [Report]
>>40230192
I think it gets a worse rap than it deserves, but slop is still slop at the end of the day.

>>40237263
>What gacha slop? does it have cute waifus
Reverse 1999. Of course, pic related is my waifu. I also play hoyo games but I'm losing interest in them.
Anonymous No.40242145 [Report]
2025 and i still have to hear Trap Queen blaring outside at 2am on a Monday night lol fuck living in the city
Anonymous No.40243370 [Report]
Need girl to rub kitties together >~<
Anonymous No.40243414 [Report]
>>40235311
>what is this
fetal alcohol syndrome junkie russian jew mercenary influencer paid by peter thiel to tell you how bad liberals are
Anonymous No.40243482 [Report]
I fucking hate that bitch. Really hope she **** soon and they have her corpse burned in a trash can.
Anonymous No.40243560 [Report] >>40243589
drink some water, love
you're okay
Anonymous No.40243589 [Report] >>40243641 >>40244804
>>40243560
coffee #3 and actually studying
this time for sure
i definitely will study and not watch youtube slop
i swear it
Anonymous No.40243641 [Report] >>40243797
>>40243589
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsV4ivWCLIPWGCyB21Em-_H5mgVYL9g7i&si=nlm9E1dnfaIbl9f4


Oh noes, how did That happen? I seem to be enabling you for some reason? Dear me!
Anonymous No.40243797 [Report]
>>40243641
I watched the Gattaca video on this channel, but I won't watch the others and I will close this tab and not read this thread.
Anonymous No.40244804 [Report] >>40244864
>>40243589
I usually limit myself to one coffee a day. Today I had two, but the first one was just an espresso so it doesn't really count. Still the second one didn't fully hit either so I considered drinking a third one. Help I feel like a drug addict
S No.40244864 [Report] >>40249634
>>40244804
HA! coffee... ngl, i love the stuff too. Just every so many years or so, it tends to change to if its good for you or not. Idk, my culture lives around the stuff. We are heavy coffee drinkers. Like give it to our kids before school kind of heavy.
Anonymous No.40245268 [Report]
I got a thing that makes soda out of juice, or just fizzy water if you're lame
I really like using it on the frozen concentrate juices

I had a Monster for the first time in its dunno how long and I swear I was having palpitations
Anonymous No.40245954 [Report] >>40246306
Argument with mom. It's nothing, I made her laugh instead of mad or upset so it's k. I'm wearing the things my wife bought me and my mom comes in
>AH HA! Sundress!
shut up, this is not an appropriate "I told you so" I'm trying to get FUCKED in the patio room.
She right tho, I guess. Even if I didn't bake it. I just needed to chill out and be a Mom. I'm a coward though, I'm not gonna go do one I don't think. What if I bake a potato? Or a Supreme Gentleman?
>what if we already did?


You know what I'm not gonna do? I'm not going to act disgusted when I find her engaged in her hobbies! I'm gonna ask her about the dumb cartoons she's watching or the retarded game she's playing. That's what I'm gonna fucking do.
Anonymous No.40246306 [Report] >>40246471 >>40249486 >>40252978
>>40245954
>I'm a coward though, I'm not gonna go do one I don't think. What if I bake a potato? Or a Supreme Gentleman?
??? Fuck does that mean
Anonymous No.40246471 [Report]
>>40246306
She is talking about pregnancy.
Anonymous No.40247147 [Report]
i got paged on my lunch break today. my patient crawled into the vent system and is currently at large. like the fuck do you want me to do about it? climb into the vents and solid snake with a needle of ativan? i asked doc for restraints and he said fuck off so he's docs problem now and i'm eating my goddamn sandwich.
Anonymous No.40249482 [Report]
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Anonymous No.40249486 [Report]
>>40246306
She is talking about constipation.
Anonymous No.40249634 [Report] >>40258563
>>40244864
I've always been more of a black tea type of person, drank coffee maybe once a month when I went to a cafe with frens. That is until I went to Greece and tasted all their amazing frappe and now I can't get off the stuff.

>my culture
You're hispanic, right, S? Kids and caffeine are a definite no-no for me but well you do you.
Anonymous No.40252341 [Report]
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Anonymous No.40252978 [Report] >>40259517 >>40266939
>>40246306
I'm worried about shitting out a retard or extreme autist. Or disability or deformity?

Maybe we should have done this sooner? I dunno, regret and relief all at once? I remember how my wife was at her worst during. Her hormonal mood swings and being sick at all hours, how miserable she was not being able to reach or move around. Some of you got me sweating about OTHER complications too, as awesome as our civilization has advanced there is still that risk of tearing my guts on the way and my bleeding out when they're born.
Nothing anxiety about something I'm not gonna do. It's Tuesday, isn't it?
Anonymous No.40253161 [Report]
Word is on the VR, I got my little Bluetooth keyboard and I'm tacking away. I got some completed chapters for Redrawing Rosie, but I already have to rework them and some of what I wrote last week. I'm gonna have to figure out how to feed it to the robot between devices. Working on Nemesis Protocol some. Working on a data heist disguised as a bank robbery, "look at this distracting distraction!" but I'm spiraling because I dunno computer networks or security systems or how they do


I'll ask the robot for some info dumps and we'll pick at what sounds smart. Should I just write about how she gaslighting into thinking she's a tech wizard but she's just got organic nanotech in a briefcase as cheatcodes?

I kinda skip around alot and scribble down my thoughts and ideas and fit them together later. You should see my desk, postits and empty cups
Anonymous No.40254141 [Report]
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Anonymous No.40254478 [Report]
I'll lose weight....

.... tomorrow.
Anonymous No.40255010 [Report]
I'm gonna go buy some fireworks today. Some dinky bottle rockets and some of those spiny wizzy ones
Anonymous No.40255457 [Report] >>40255525 >>40259517
It is my birthday. I'm turning t h i r t y
Anonymous No.40255525 [Report]
>>40255457
ok grandma
Anonymous No.40257958 [Report] >>40257997 >>40258160 >>40258636
Is anyone in here in that Alehouse server? Whats going on in there
Anonymous No.40257997 [Report]
>>40257958
the pedo latina that used to be in clg2 is the owner of that server
Anonymous No.40258160 [Report] >>40258636
>>40257958
the pedo latina who used to be in clg2 is the owner of alehouse, and she prebanned every clg2 member from her server, even though only a few people were actually bothering her in the clg2 discord lol. Apparently, she also logs the ips of people who try to join through the invite link.
S No.40258563 [Report] >>40259305
>>40249634
yes, hispanic.
Also, i know about the western countries and their no coffee for kids thing. Yet, here i am, and i dont trip about it. Like if my friends dont want to give their kids coffee, then im all for backing the parent, and im not gonna push it on to the kid. But if that kid is mine, and is expected to complete something the equivalent of a 9 to 5, and the kid is diagnosed with some sort of hyper tension, yeah, im going to let them drink coffee.
Its no different than letting the kid drink wine. Different county, different culture. Its a thing, most people should leave their bubble to see how people live outside of America.
S No.40258636 [Report]
>>40257958
>>40258160
ive hated that trend my Whole life, back when it was crack whore, then punk, then emo, now qu**r. I STILL hate that look with a passion. Ive never in my life understood how looking strung out and unable or unwilling to defend yourself because your a fucking mess of human waste is attractive. But men for some reason fucking LOVE that shit. an im all like ew. Of course men love easy. Ugh, gross.
Anonymous No.40259305 [Report]
>>40258563
>is expected to complete something the equivalent of a 9 to 5
I see where you're coming from and I think this is a different problem altogether. So many kids are put under so much pressure, let the poor creatures enjoy their youth. On another note, I still can't wrap my head around how energetic I was at a kid and how I am now.

>Its no different than letting the kid drink wine.
Well... yes... I wouldn't allow my kid to drink wine either.
Anonymous No.40259517 [Report] >>40260140
>>40252978
If you don't you might end up regretting it tho.

>>40255457
Happy birthday anon!
>I'm turning t h i r t y
mommy! mommy! etc etc
Anonymous No.40260140 [Report] >>40266939
>>40259517
I'm still considering. I'll never live it down from my mom though, that's one.
I'm worried about cleft lips and sonic fandoms for two.

We'll see. Get this one out of diapers first, then we can consider who's baking the next one or even if we're shooting for two
Anonymous No.40262538 [Report]
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Anonymous No.40262662 [Report]
Hello fellow male lesbians of 4chan.
Anonymous No.40264595 [Report]
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Anonymous No.40265250 [Report]
Pasta farts are the worst. I snuck a fog horn under the covers
Anonymous No.40265252 [Report] >>40265814
When's the last time you dressed up for your girl?
Anonymous No.40265814 [Report] >>40271017
>>40265252
Yesterday and this last weekend.
Anonymous No.40266939 [Report] >>40268662 >>40268662
>>40252978
>>40260140
You’re the dyke married to the gook who was considering letting her mutilate your hypothetical son, right?

Please don’t have children. You dykes are faggots for a reason, your genes weren’t supposed to be spread.
Anonymous No.40268662 [Report]
>>40266939
>>40266939
Hey Fred!
>we know that isn't your name, roll with it.
I talked with my wife about it and was honest about the moid POV. Really I was! I got her to a "we'll see, " which is more an appeasement to shut me up more than an agreement to anything, and my mom talking to us about diaper troubles she had with my brother and my nephew.
So only if hypothetical son has phimosis and only after they're old enough to understand and agree to have their shit snipped


However, I'm up next to bake and I'm gonna chicken out, soo...
Anonymous No.40270300 [Report]
>>40222006
honkai slop rail
Anonymous No.40271017 [Report] >>40273081 >>40286084
>>40265814
Nice! Was it for her birthday week?
Anonymous No.40271034 [Report]
Everyone, no more using the word "slop" please.
S No.40272180 [Report]
So its safe to say that anyone who played with Casper's Sky was manipulated to an obscene level. Realistically, i knew for a FACT to never use someone else's idea to "protect" MY idea.
Then the best part, actually saying it out loud, and pointing it out would result in intimidating PUNISHMENT. An now, you get a bunch of observant people responding like retards because the punishment will result in triggering your fucked in the head issues.
I always hated that idea, and ive been pissed at it for a wile now.
Anonymous No.40273042 [Report]
Someone got one of his lungs, someone got his kidneys. Someone local got his heart. Twelve people my brother saved with his parts when he passed. He was an idiot menial, but one of my best friends and I miss him every day. Today is year Five, it doesn't hurt any less but I'm not useless and ugly crying. Lethargic? If it wasn't raining I'd be using the BBQ. Right now I'm playing those Final Fantasy 7 remakes, he was excited for them and never got his hands on them. I prefer 8, but it's whatever. It hurts because I can't ask him or talk to him about what he remembers from the original and what they changed. I have vague memories of watching him playing way back when but nothing comes to mind other than how I didn't like the ps1 visuals.
Getting my drink on! Feeling sad.
Anonymous No.40273081 [Report] >>40276289
>>40271017
That was the hotel stuff! It's spooky how you remember that! Archive or you just remembered? I have to set an alert on my phone!
Anonymous No.40273822 [Report]
this thread is dumpster fire
Anonymous No.40273878 [Report]
what else is new
Anonymous No.40275950 [Report]
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Anonymous No.40276289 [Report] >>40278499
>>40273081
What? I don't understand what you're trying to say.
Anonymous No.40278171 [Report]
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Anonymous No.40278231 [Report]
I woke up so horny it's killing me hhhhggndbdhf
I NEED a dominant girl to pin me down and tie my hands together and make me scream, where tf do I find one

+The girl I currently have highest chances getting together with seems like a huge bottom and is probably a virgin, she's an amazing person, but I'm afraid we won't be compatible in bed cuz we're looking for the same thing T_T
Anonymous No.40278499 [Report]
>>40276289
I was toasted ignore me. Woke up sprawled out on the couch with a blanket over me. I dunno when I fell asleep. Shower and bed
Anonymous No.40278636 [Report] >>40283566
how does a 10lb cat squish into a sock? shouldn't be possible, and yet i have to shake him out of my socks every morning
Anonymous No.40279707 [Report]
>>40187686
ok ill bite kek
im into this, and if you are not into it for the humilliation aspect (im not) then its actually more common to be into your own shit than someone else's
i mean, finding an otherwise sane partner can be stupidly hard.
i found my girlfriend on reddit (yes, i know) in a pants messing sub, and that's mostly what we do when we play together. i mean, we do "share" a little but it's not the main attraction
Anonymous No.40281452 [Report]
Ded
Anonymous No.40281575 [Report]
aint nothin wrong with a neovagina
Anonymous No.40282047 [Report]
My old drug dealer(weed) is getting married and I got an invite. Nothing important to the ceremony, I'm just a guest. Makes me feel good, that sorting through family and friends, I made the cut
Anonymous No.40283566 [Report] >>40284749
>>40278636
he also enjoys occupied socks too. my girl will be watching tv and here he comes, trying to snuggle with her feet.
Anonymous No.40284749 [Report] >>40284802
>>40283566
i'm gonna continue discussing my pussy if nobody else posts. i found him in a dumpster behind walmart and nobody has any idea how old he is. i bought him some chicken from said walmart and then he followed me to my car and got in. so i was like ok, cool. vet said he wasn't chipped and nobody ever called about him, so he ended up staying. obv domesticated tho bc he's super friendly and likes car rides. and socks.
Anonymous No.40284802 [Report]
>>40284749
I like it when people post about their pets
Anonymous No.40286084 [Report] >>40286363
>>40271017
>45/47
Her age?
Anonymous No.40286359 [Report]
why wont you date a trans woman
Anonymous No.40286363 [Report] >>40286427
>>40286084
People say they want an older woman when they really want someone who's financially or emotionally responsible. Or to do their chores and cook for them?
I really wasn't a fan of cooking until my wife started pouting about my getting take-out all the time. The sad legacy of Brit-Burger keeps me motivated to keep the house clean.
Anonymous No.40286377 [Report] >>40286480
Someone needs to make new thread
Anonymous No.40286427 [Report]
>>40286363
I want an older woman because they are usually nice to me. Zoomies are mean to me.
Anonymous No.40286480 [Report] >>40286497
>>40286377
It hasn't hit the bump limit yet
Anonymous No.40286497 [Report]
>>40286480
Yeah but usually we don't get a new thread until 17 hours after the previous one archives so I decided to mention the need for a new one before we hit the bump limit
Anonymous No.40286516 [Report] >>40286535
>>40286512
>>40286512
>>40286512
Anonymous No.40286535 [Report]
>>40286516
ty anon