Thread 40186310

i need to be a wife i need to be a wife i need to be a wife i need to be a wife i need to be a wife i need to be a wife i need to be a wife i need to be a wife

i want a husband and kids so bad. need a chaser to save me. i pass, im pretty thicc, and am somewhat attractive i think. i just dont know why i cant even find a boyfriend much less a husband. its so discouraging and i feel like im running out of time! if i post enough on 4chan, will a chaser come and sweep me off my feet?

>>40186310 (OP)
AGP
please never troon <3

>>40186310 (OP)
post nude unsee

interested parties may inquire within

disc
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>>40186324
thats too lewd

>>40186310 (OP)
Can you believe someone is actually going to wife my hon ass?

>>40186691
good for you! im only slightly jealous. how did you manage that?

>>40186691
ur so lucky!!

>>40186691
Congrats!!!

>>40186691
Only the finest Party City jewelry for hon wife.

>>40186882
It's blue sandstone and sterling silver. Don't be a jealous retard.

Thank you everyone else.

>>40186691
you're the man in the relationship right?

>>40186691
Only the finest Party City jewelry for hon wife.

>>40186783
I guess I'm a likable person or something. I'm not that pretty. Also been told I'm great in bed. But they're also literally my best friend in the world.

>>40186895
Ooh plated silver and lab grown gems! Fancy~

>>40186882
>>40186902
>>40186903
Look at this bitter samefagging

>>40186930
What's on your ring finger anon? :)

>>40186932
nta but i thought samefagging meant pretending to be multiple people

>>40186943
Sapphire, diamond, and 10k white gold! Thank you for asking! :3

>>40186962
It's literally the same person. He even double posted the same exact thing with the same exact capitalization of Party City.

>>40186987
Only the finest Party City jewelry for hon wife.

>>40186975
Show pic then fool. We both know that isn't true

>>40186975
Go on then. Post the ring. Don't spend time photoshopping.

>>40187000
>>40187065
I was trying to find a picture in my phone library but I can't find a good one. I can't wear it to work because I work in food manufacturing.

>>40187110
How

Convenient

>>40187128
If you really want to see a low resolution image of it here you go. I'll see if my partner has a better image to send me.

>>40186310 (OP)
How old are you and would you be willing to move to California?

>>40187167
Better pic

>>40187232
hi Im in california but I cant have intercourse

i love being married :3

>>40187271
nta but why?

>>40187167
I have no reason to believe that a ring on some random persons hand is you or your ring. That could be your mom. Everyone on here is a larper.

>>40187278
chronic injury

>>40187284
In your ass???

>>40186691
Can you talk a little about your husband?

>>40187280
I don't know what to tell you.

>>40187290
YES BECAUSE MY EX DIDNT BELIEVE ME AND KEPT VIOLATING ME AND I HAVE PERSISTENT ANXIETY AND PHYSICAL TIGHTNESS so thats why it got worse and now I have no value to men Im basically missing a limb

>>40186310 (OP)
One day you will be in a church in all white having your hand held by a 6'5 man
I am manifesting it

he was sooo forceful with that stuff I HATE MEN but at least I was good for something so its ok

>>40187302
I am sorry that happened to you

>>40187302
Holes for Chad only, now she wants to settle down with a beta simp provider. Typical

>>40187320
Fuck off

>>40187320
lmfao ESL
>>40187315
no wrories im have sponqebob

>>40186310 (OP)
>I HATE MEN THEY ARE SO FUCKING EVIL TOTAL MEN DEATH AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>I NEED A HUSBAND PLEASE I NEED TO BECOME A WIFE PLS SOMEONE HELP ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

the duality of the tranny

>>40187320
many such cases

>>40187349
Nothing ESL about how you got run through and now want a cuck to take care of you. No one is marrying a celibate tranny.

>>40187167
>>40187255
holy man hands

>>40187302
Fucking yikes sorry girl

>>40187382
They work in a factory anon be nice.

I have the luxury of a desk job.

>>40187370
who said I wanted a cuck to take care of me? I'm still only into chads that make me do their homework and lend them money but are nice to me... wait a minute that sounds like something a schoolbully would do... anyways

scurry back to your origin country with haste

>>40187415
That's why you're begging for a husband on an anime image board? lol

>>40187382
I'm a cisf, retard. Get your brainworms in check.

>>40187401
you look like you're built for manual labor

>>40187401
Does your left eye get its own cubicle independent of the right?

>>40187431
Im not OP retard go jerk it to underage tiktok girls swarthy pig

>>40187255
>>40187167
>>40187110
>>40187065
>>40187000
>>40186999
>>40186975
>>40186932
>>40186930
The hon off is crazy

>>40187487
>>40187502
Lmao joe chud on the prowl

>>40187552
I'm a hon but I'm happy with my life. Can you say the same?

>>40186882
That is not a nice post it's uncalled for jealousy and very pathetic if I were >>40186691
I'd be happy that people are that jealous of me

>>40187552
I'm not a hon and I'm happy with my life. Shit fucking rules.

what happened to thread? i just wann a husband :(

>>40187232
yes im OP and i would. actually pretty close already im in AZ.

>>40187574
>>40187583
There there
There there little ones
It's bedtime for you two

>>40186310 (OP)
Why would you relly on chasers to have a relationship instead of a normal man?

> "I am thicc, pass and..."
Ok, can you have a non-sexual affection with a man? Like being held, kissed, eye contact, time together? Having a man to listen to you? Having a man that will take care of you? Make you breakfast on bad or bring you to a restaurant?

>>40187580
Trust me that guy isn't getting to me lmao. I haven't been misgendered in over 2 years. Wonderful fiance. Cool easy job. I've got it pretty good. The fanciness of my ring means very little to me because I'm not a gold digger and i don't need a sugar daddy, I can take care of myself. Also it's blue sandstone because I'm a space nerd and it looks like stars in a night sky. My fiancee picked it because they know me very well. They're perfect and i love them.

>>40187676
>The fanciness of my ring means very little to me
We can tell lmao

>>40187721
It's a piece of metal with a rock anon. If i lost the ring I would still be a wife. What about you?

Just kidding you don't have to answer that. I can already tell by your behaviour that you're an incel.

>>40187676
That's cute

>>40187721
Why are you so saltyn

>>40187600
Cool, how old are you? Please don't say anything ending in "teen"

>>40187763
I wouldn't lose it, because I value it as a symbol of my everlasting bond. If that symbol is a dull piece of glass set in chinese pot metal, what does that say about the value placed in your bond?

And even if I did lose it by some freak accident, my partner would buy me an even nicer one to show me how our love has only grown over the years.

>>40187832
26 sorry i forgot to mention it earlier

>>40187859
You're actually mental. I really hope you're larping and that someone hasn't actually made the mistake of tying themselves down to you.

>>40187859
There is no way this isn't satire or >>40187763 same fagging
Do you two know each other and is this some sort of inside joke?

>>40187866
Oh wow that's actually in my age range of people I date. I'll drop you a message on discord

>>40187881
>Having normative views on relationships is mental
It's okay trannie, you and your polycule can laugh it up at my expense!

>>40186310 (OP)
How many traaaans actually manage to settle down and get married? Specially to men who wants to have kids (assuming he will give up the dream of having his own and adopt). I assume even the ones who would be willing are demotivated by friends or family. Easier job for transbians because if a family already accepts someone is a dyke might as well accept the honwife

>>40187916
Most marriages are pre transition or t4t

>>40187910
You were larping as a tranny or did you forget?

Don't fall for it. Trannies are for pumping and dumping.

>>40187890
Clearly you've never seen two women fight over who's got it better. This is par for the course.
>>40187957
I literally said in >>40187478 that I am a cis woman. If you can't keep track of the convo then stay out of it.

>>40188008
With those hands? Lmao now I know you're larping. A cis woman on 4chans LGBT board commenting under trans posts that just happens to have man hands. No way dude.

>>40188028
Go the fuck outside. You might know what a woman's hands looked like if they were ever anywhere near you. Even your own mother didn't want to lay hands on you. I'd take a picture of my hands next to my pussy but even then you wouldn't have any idea what you're looking at.

>>40186310 (OP)
I tried so hard to accept tans girls because I have a futa fetish but just when it comes down to them living with you there just seems to be no way to get over being able to tell you are with a guy even after years of hormones and electrolysis, the shapes and smells and everything just is what it is

Fucking sucks man

>>40188096
the idea of dating/fucking trannies is so much hotter than the reality of it
this is why tranny shit is best kept to a fetish/porn thing

>>40188076
Sure mate, sure

>>40188096
trvthnvke, trannies will never be loved and deserve to be beaten to death

>>40188096
What if she cooks and cleans and has sex and plays videogames with you?

>>40186691
>>40187292
Awwww yessss! I want to hear about your partner too and how they proposed!!!

>>40188134
If that comeback was any lazier I would have mistaken it for your lover.

>>40188155
That was the intention but no, you are still just like messing with a dude they can't upkeep the illusion 24/7 with their bone structure or voice and having sex with a girl early in the morning without makeup and stuff is way different than fucking a dickgirl

>>40188181
Sure mate

I wanna hear more about that anon who got a "$4000 engagement ring"

>>40186310 (OP)
And what exactly do you bring to the table , OP?

>>40188405
You mean the cis woman with a cis husband posting on the LGBT board on a thread about marrying trans women bragging about their super expensive ring?

Seems legit.

>>40188225
>tfw i can never have comfy morning sex

ok so i should just kms, got it!

>>40188447
You can have comfy morning sex though

>>40186310 (OP)
looked at my huge ugly man hands and its legit impossible to imagine a ring on them
feel like puking now

>>40188447
This is why you should only date bi guys

>>40188155
That was the intention but no, you are still just like messing with a dude they can't upkeep the illusion 24/7 with their bone structure or voice and having sex with a girl early in the morning without makeup and stuff is way different than fucking a dickgirl

>>40188145
I want to hug you :(

>>40188718
Im a porcupine

>>40188741
I would whisper sweet nothings into your ears as you pierce me with your quills

>>40187255
It’s always seemed to me like women with dark rings have gross souls, this applying to trannies too really makes it seem like there’s something too this

Are there any tranners that want to see the lazy pizza I made today

>>40188809
sure ugly fat worthless nigaa

>>40188718
no u dont. but if u want to know what it would be like u can try hugging your refridgerator :))

>>40188993
you’re so self-hating but it’s okay, i’ll still make you feel like the prettiest girl in the world

>>40188175
Unfortunately we are not getting a cute love story

>>40186310 (OP)
No, everyone here is a creep

>>40186310 (OP)
I want a pretty trans wife

>>40188225
I'm bi so it's never a dealbreaker for me

>>40189742
I wanna make my trans gf my wife

>>40187637
>little ones
>little
>hons
lol

>>40186310 (OP)
OP no man is interested in marrying a tranner, sorry to break it to you

>>40189951
me too

what the actual fuck is this thread. y'all need to grow up jfc

>>40186310 (OP)
i wish that too...

>>40188825
Lmaoo u showed him

>>40189040
You sound fat and bearded

Already have a cis wife but I could add a trans one too

>>40186310 (OP)
I would marry a transgirl but I find anal disgusting and neopussy scary
>>40186691
you look finnish, not hon

>>40186310 (OP)
Me except replace wife with pet

>>40192755
what?
wdym by that

>>40192793
I want to be someone's pet

>>40186310 (OP)
if he proposes and I have bulge I would commit suicide.

>>40190137
Delusional, hopefuelled agp is a force to be reckoned with

>>40187362
Be better men?

>>40193494
>be better men for fucking trannies
Lmfao

>>40194675
Tell em anon. Most of these lazy fucks don't put any effort into their appearance or personality but think they're going to get a 10/10 husband who's gonna be ok with them having a cock and take all their dysphoria away.

Trans ladies, please don't get swept up in your wedding fantasies and forget to do your due diligence.
Make sure you know any potential partner's thoughts on srs and trans rights. You do not want to shackle yourself to a man who regularly votes for your destruction or wants to keep you as his personal penis pet.
You don't even have to be blunt about it, casually mention these topics and most men will happily oust themselves.

>>40187362
Trannies desperately hope for the top 1% male that will fit all their criteria. I might be projecting though.
t.ranny

>>40195086
That's a shame because I'm sure there are good men out there who actually respect trannies but I guarantee they aren't the top 1%

>>40195129
Yeah. They do exist. In the spicy webnovels I read.

>>40195168
Any recommendations?

>>40195177
No no, I read webnovels for cishets then I self-insert myself into the female protag.

>>40195225
Damn

>>40186310 (OP)
you don't. Just be independent