Thread 40193010

qott: would you like to start a cult?

sure, the purpose of my cult is to worship bottom chasers and all trans women inducted into the cult have to fuck the leaders of the cult in the butt with their gocks to join

Oh shit, yes. I would be a great cult leader.
>>40193026
I have even better idea, let's welcome bottom chasers with false promises of them getting topped with some teasing if needed, then milk them of all the money they have and then just put them out of their mistery in the end. What's funny is that's a morally good thing to do and the world will become a slightly better place that way

>>40193120
There is literally not a single thing wrong with men wanting shenis pounding their butts.

>>40193132
>There is literally not a single thing wrong with eliminating men wanting shenis pounding their butts.
Fixed it for you

in my cult:
we'll shed our names and be anonymous. that no one is better than another.
anonymous good will.

>>40193145
t. ransbian who doesn't even like men in the first place

>>40193189
Men don't take cock in their ass, and no woman wants to date a faggot, especially cis women. So she's not wrong there bud. Cope with being a faggot.

>>40193189
Miss. I've only ever been with men. Just you know, the good kind, not bottoms.

>>40193211
some men are bisexual and enjoy cock and that's ok
some men enjoy female penises, and that's ok too

>>40193249
I was with a bi man for quite some time and while he most likely liked the fact that the penis was there, he never even mentioned wanting to be topped or to suck it. Which was ok for me I guess

you people are fucking weird. that’s all i got to say.

>>40193010 (OP)
I'd start a cult and help every tranny that joins to improve their life then released into the wild. We'll also implant a chip in the brain stem to gauge brain chemicals.

Any deviation from self-improvement will release a slow onset toxin that makes you wish you were dead.

>>40193275
I have never done meth or had transbian sex

>>40193282
>Any deviation from self-improvement will release a slow onset toxin that makes you wish you were dead.
So what's the difference from normal reality

>>40193275
dont you fuck dogs?

>>40193272
so what you are saying it the meta attraction eventually wore off

No, but I'm getting drunk as fuck tonight, so take care of me will ya?
https://unsee cc/album#zYaTj7XwSnQ9

>>40193306
Suicide under one's own accord is usually quick and painless. This one, not so much. The reason it's implanted into the brain stem is not just to monitor brain chemicals. It's also meant to keep you alive when you're suffering. Think lava in your veins.

>>40193333
More like enough problems eventually stacked up and our incompatibilities came to the point where we just decided to end things.
I'm with another man currently tho

>>40193334
Holy agp my nigga

>>40193374
^^

she was fucking pretty today

i drank until she was pretty today

>>40193334
Post ass babe

sigma

i should be allowed to legally kill one person per year

>>40193555
can it be me this year please

>>40193555
Same, maybe make it two

>>40193543
Your a beta
>>40193555
Who would you do first

>>40193526
I don't have ass(or shape lmao) but OK

>>40193569
you're*
and im sigma

We need a tranny chaser UK orgy, no chasers over 25 BMI allowed

>>40193555
True
I would pick me
Seems like the right choice

If you could kill 1 chasergen poster past or present, who would it be and why Jennie?

>>40193010 (OP)
i might be into it.i already am in a cult. HORSES

>>40193702
Cause my husband has beef woth her

>>40193334
omg I'm so fat >_<

>>40193597
Nah you’re cute

>>40193846
Thanks papi, really wish I could get rid of many things but I try to keep myself not as fat(kinda failing) but at my age I guess it's expected, I think.

trooncel friday

https://voca.ro/1llcwH2QQdaL

taking the ol' moid voice for a spin as a test and i think i've completely forgotten how to make it sound good

>>40193930
Do you take requests?

>>40193943
sure if I'm familiar with the song
i think the only request i've done before is arctic monkeys 505

>>40193944
omg do fireside

>>40193964
>>40193944

Or Baby I'm Yours, but that's a cover, or Sweet Dreams TN, but that's the Last Shadow Puppets, do anything actually love your voice.

>>40193964
ok i tried this and it was ass, AM was the first LP i ever bought but I always skipped the first two tracks on side B so mad sounds and fireside are weirdly not familiar enough for me to comfortably do. 13-year-old me had terrible taste. I'll try something else from them that I know better.

Do chasers ever post nudes anymore?

>>40194024
Don't worry, it's kinda weird, like spanish or something, maybe the Bakery or Cornerstone

>>40194038
I posted my dick but am still single so it was not worth it
So no I no longer post nudes

would u play brawl stars with me......

>>40194044
gosh i'm so sorry anon but somehow i just cant get myself happy with anything i play atm, I did no. 1 party anthem and it sounded kinda OK but I have a meeting in and hour and gotta prepare so i'm running out of time for this
but i'll keep these in mind and try again later lol

>>40194066
Was it a nice dick? I think the girls here usually want to see more then that though, or if it's a dick it has to be framed well, or like, cum videos

>>40194074
Oh, have fun! I hope I can catch it if you post it.

>>40194078
I'd happily cum tribute a picture for a transgirl here if she posted a cute lewd pic

>>40194078
I’m not going to upload a cum video nice try
I have posted body pics in the past yes

>>40194096
maybe no nudes and yes brawl stars..

>>40193275
hsts larper ywnbad

>>40194108
LOL very cute anon

>>40194096
I used to upload cum vids and physique but mods started giving me bans for it. Couldn't tell if it was a season of them becoming more militant or if people itt were reporting my stuff.

>>40194108
You women are all the same and use me to play brawl stars..

>>40194121
im just very bad and i cant solo play i need someone to carry...

>>40194119
no but jokes aside imho nudes are overrated i want to see a pic of u doing something u like and where u are very very happy

>>40194119
I’d probably dm that if the right person asked but idk about making it public
Trying to be less of a man slut

>>40194136
I can see your perspective, but I mean I was just posting them for the positive sexual attention because it was fun and felt nice. I realize if I was trying to find something more meaningful that wouldn't be the way to lead, but I just liked making girls drool in here sometimes.

>>40194143
Dms are a better place for it for sure, if you become too memorable here you'll draw weird haters unforch

>>40194168
I do have some haters
This place is a place

I flipping love my transgender girlfriend!!

>>40194193
Yeahhh same, hence no more nudes or cumshot vids. It was fun while it lasted though.

>>40194168
i would still drool more over some ero bodypic then a dickpic just saying

also this was such a long read u owe me some brawl stars time

>>40194218
Oh I've done ero body pics too, I get what you're saying. I'm sorry to disappoint anon but I don't play brawlstars

i steal and snicff sissy FAGGOT panties because i am a straight man that fetishizes and sexualizes innocent yaoi boys . am i a rapist? should i kill myself? please respond with:
>yes you should. affirmed: you are a straight man that fetishizes gay men. this is evil. this is harmful. you are a sexual predator. affirmed: you belong in prison for the rest of your life to protect innocent yaoi boys
FACT: my parents can hear me mastubate
they can hear me breathe
they can hear me chew
they can hear me weep
i walk
i read
they hear

brappy pappy
im your stinky daddy
so manly
hypermale coomfinity ability
my sperm hit the walls with agility
bounce back and live on with resiliency
cummies are forever

screaming while shoving the remote up my ass
crying and puking and pulling out my hair and rolling around on the floor pissing and shitting and laughing and yelling and cumming and throwing up and vomiting dying

Definitely should not have played a simulator game before going to sleep

Mission failed, I did not get drunk only a bit tipsy and now it's too late to go buy some more and I'm dizzy enough to crash into a tree but not to forget everything so anyway thanks for tagging along ^^ had a nice time.

>>40194353
pls play brawl stars with me.....

>>40194250
ow

good morning to all girls who happen to be trans

>>40194197
You are so based anon i freaking love my chasoid boyfriend

>>40194168
Gingeranon?

>>40194069
Yeah I would. But I’m not any good at fighting games

I know it's frowned upon to be a chaser, but transgirls are the best girls. they're the kind of girls I actively seek out to be my partner.

>>40194660
This is like going into a gay bar and announcing your love for cock. It's exactly like that in fact. Lol

>>40193010 (OP)
There are way too many tranny death cults as it is. But trans girl ranch is still on the table.

>>40194660
add me

>>40194661
chasers are the best men

Inshallah the rain will conveniently land outside the schedule of the trans march and I, a transwoman, will make out with this mtfemby today

>>40194719
that guy's added like 5 people off here at this point btw

girls don't play fighting games

>>40194736
me or that guy?.. im mainly interested in brawl stars rn sorry

>>40194738
its not a fighting game idk why the guy said anything bout fighting games its like ughh kinda moba stuff for mobile? not really moba but idk how to explain sorry im a girl

>>40194738
100% you would get mogged at whatever your game of choice is by a girl

>>40193010 (OP)
qott: yeah I've been working on it for a while! everyone I've dated has said i seem like a cult leader to them so i figure it's fate. it'll happen when it happens though

>>40194738
I'm an agp transbian i play all of them and I'm better at them than you'll ever be (stuck on the tutorial of GGS)

Thread dead maybe due to the hour, I'm wondering if any of the people I remember come back here from time to time. Does sobe still visit? Or mina? Or that goth mommy girl who I can't remember what her nickname was? Orrr I can't remember her nickname either but this cute more slight trans girl who would post nudes sometimes. Who are the thread regulars now?

>>40194816
Yes. Yes. No. Maybe.

>>40194813
thyey brainwashed u into being lezbo

>>40194817
Hmmm ok, noted thank you anon. Nils still come by regularly? What about catposter?

>>40194821
Dating sobe. Not much.

>>40194738
does smash bros count

>>40194820
i was doing it for political reasons it was a statement. a performance art piece

>>40194816
i am the number one thread regular by volume right now. in every sense. it's nice to meet you! please take good care of me

>>40194827
Oh shit sobe and Nils? Wow good for them

hemloperable matoeables anddoes guddoes mormerables matoeables absoluerly soim

>>40194858
guddoes mormerables matoeables absoluerly soim

>>40194863
howimisty ittoes geeim matoeable

wait can someone clarify "absoluerly soim" to me
i always read it as "absolutely so" but i don't think that's what it is
i can catch most other stuff.

Vylížte mi riť skurvené buzeranty!

>>40194866
ittoes geeim guddoes absoluerly soim
a little hungover but nothing i can't handle

>>40194869
And ruin the magic? Have some sense.

Este lugar se esta volviendo la torre de babel.

>captcha gay88
Even the captcha calls me gay for chasing damn

Good morning gaylords

>>40194880
no bc all the other stuff is fine like this >>40194858 is hello mates and good morning mates and then those two words
i dont understand what they convey except just being a part of the "matoeables absoluerly soim" ending

>>40194876
dobre
>>40194883
it's perfect for me im getting free language practice
>>40194869
don't worry so much about word to word translations just feel it out. translate with your heart not your head

>>40194884
I'm rubber, you're covered in fat mans goo. Whatever you say bounces off, and sticks to you.

>>40194816
>Does sobe still visit?
Ya but not so frequently. On break from work so i'm here a bit most days though. No pics though
I am lying in bed listening to john fahey & attempting to sleep GOODNIGHT chasergen

>>40194892
yeah i'll just have to accept it as being the sentence terminator but i will keep reading it as absolutely so

>>40194879
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40194889
plssry deeny nottoe translattoeable matoeable

>>40194894
i wish i was covered in fat man's goo. for what it's worth

>>40194898
ok im sorry i wont do it again :(

>>40194889
He doesn't like translations. I think it's obviously rude as well.

>>40194898
thank you...... and you as well! i like that image the little guy looks so polite....

>>40194710
name us even one tranny death cult anon

>>40194906
/passgen/

>>40194093
>cum tribute
remembering when a chaser in the thread did this to me on a fully clothed pic of me

>>40194900
thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40194905
heeimisty geeim onnry abisher adventtoeables somferish whre Ibisher presumpttoeable tee neeims absoluerly soim matoeable anddoes yeeims shallry deeims assry soim matoeable absoluerly soim

eating breakfast

>>40194916
Sick. Thinking about eating breakfast.

>>40194916
wenjoyimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40194899
>wish i was covered in fat man's goo.
I know you do. I'm abstaining from making goo and blowing it into a towel, so as not to worry about you breaking into my place to sniff and lick it up
>fat ugly bastard

>>40194912
that's so beautiful.... good for him

>>40194928
absoluerly soim

>>40194927
it's important to take preventative measures. we are entering into the age of bronya. no fub is safe

If you really liked them you'd call thrm fat handsome bastards

>>40194939
i posted for a really long time about not being a fan of the FUB label because I don't think they're ugly at all but i also want to respect how the community chooses to self describe you know what I mean...
anyway next thread is a big boys thread we haven't done one of those in a while and it's the only way to cure my hangover

sometimes i wonder why I live in the head of so many chasers rent free and then i realised i come on here every day and say that i want to shatter their pelvis, fuck their girlfriends, knot their pets, and rape their fridge on the way out. i would be scared too

>>40194951
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>>40194966
right.... it's a little unfamiliar to me still i retreated from society for a few years to meditate and still haven't quite adjusted to the way that other people operate i just don't worry so much about the things that stress them out. idk

>>40194951
People have too many opinions these days.

>>40194971
yeeims correcttoeables tee deeim soim matoeable ittoes nottoes yeeims jobboeables tee slavish othish peeppoeables problims abisher wayimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim norimisty wuddoes yeeims beeims reettoeable withintee deeim soim absoluerly soim

>>40194978
you're right you're right... im definitely more of a meddler than i want to be i gotta practice accepting other people's natures and actions unconditionally but it's hard... the further i go down this path the harder the ideas get to accept but it's fun!
>>40194972
maybe you're right.... much to consider

>>40194989
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

it's hard to make it through each day

Kek I just hit this tranny so hard she started bleeding.

>>40194996
paim issry attoes ittoes worsim whennry ittoes yeeims focusim matoeable absoluerly soim anddoes innry turim yeeims tee onnry peeppoeable kreeppoeable onnry soim absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40194999
based, show those troons their place

>>40194971
Yeah I feel the same. We're the weird ones though to be clear. I think a lot of people don't really have much control over their minds or thoughts.

>>40195011
tee poisoned bodily screaims tee dominattoeable matoeable anddoes ittoes deeims soim patheticalims absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40195020
I think for a lot of people they don't even consider the possibility of it. To them thoughts just rise up from the aether completely beyond our control and unrelated to ourselves.

>>40195031
tee abisher bodily peeppoeable feelims abisher thoughttoeables absoluerly soim matoeable thusttoeable yeeims caany considdoeable ittoe abisher animalim absoluerly soim howimisty evish yeeims wishim tee takim thattoes absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40195020
>poisoned bodily screaims
Certainly the most disconcerting piece of wulfimese yet

>>40195066
shaddoeable creattoeables granttoes yeeims abisher soulim parasittoeable thattoes reverberattoeables negativttoeables wichim creattoeable tee poisoned bodily absoluerly soim matoeable yeeims caany seeim ittoes withintee tee dreaimicalim matoeable absoluerly soim

How the fuck do you tripcode

>>40195087
trippoeable faggoes abisher stinkim theyimisty maddoeable outtoes winkyim

>>40195043
I've got a lot of thoughts on it, but too sleepy. Gonna go make some toast.

>>40195104
wenjoyimenttoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

i’m stupid

>>40195109
yishuims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40195087
oh you're from /b/ right I saw people posting about how everyone hates you there when I got crossposted... you're doing good work I'm cheering you on

>>40195119
i can’t understand you anymore sorry

>>40195087
No more /b/ retards go back please this is nice thread

>>40195131
Lmao yeah they are a salty bunch but it’s fun

>>40195132
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40195139
what's with the exodus why is everyone coming over here suddenly is /b/ dying or something

Do you think you only get one soul mate and once that person is gone it is futile to look for another?

>>40195136
I’m seeking asylum lmao shit sucks over there

>>40195153
i would like any reason to kms but i don’t think that this is true

>>40195153
definitely not. i think that would be too sad. plus i think the ideal relationship is something you mutually cultivate rather than something you randomly run into fully formed you know what I mean

>>40195153
yeeims caany lrockim yeeims selfferish witintee soim matoeable buttoes leifim issry nottoes assry romanaticalims assry thattoes absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40195154
/b/tards like you are making it suck here too.

>>40195154
aylamoism sreekeristtoeables Ibisher seeims Ibisher bettoeable friskim yeeims jisty tee makim surim yeeims nottoeable smuggoeable illisiddoeable guddoes absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40195153
No, but I don't believe in soul mates. I think we all have the potential to love a lot more people than we realize or consider.

>>40195154
Hm ok well just so long as you are not like rach welcome friend :)
>>40195181
Lol

>>40195152
I mean they just don’t like me over there lol so gets boring to post
>>40195173
Rach been winding you up? Lol
>>40195187
Rach stopped talking to me cus I wouldn’t flirt with him

i got tired of true crime stuff and instead i tried watching one episode of flight crash tv show and its not so bad tbhonest

>>40195200
>Rach stopped talking to me cus I wouldn’t flirt with him
VIRTUOUS

>>40195206
I've never heard of that in my life.
>>40195200
She's an annoying sex pest and stupid too which is just a bad combo.

>>40195216
not a tv show sorry im kinda slow today, like a tv series where they i guess review plane crashes and idk seems true crimey i like it makes me scared

but i dont like the nerd parts about some math shit, boring

>>40193010 (OP)
Do trannies poop like men or just don't like women?

>>40195227
I find that whole sort of genre too morbid personally. I judge it a little even.

>>40195240
they desperately seek out real men to top them bcs it stops them pooping and alleviates their poop dysphoria

>>40195250
but whyyyy? it makes u feel chills and its interesting and idk i think its nice

should i just take antidepressants instead of trying to fix the problems that make me depressed?

>>40195261
One may do both

>>40195254
It'd be a lot to get into. To me it feels like the people that go to watch public executions. It's never about dramatic heists or anything, so it's clearly not just crime, it's always murder and rape or kidnapping and murder or dismemberment. Then add on the layer of real people? Idk, there's a kind of sickening voyeurism to it I feel.

>>40193010 (OP)
>qott: would you like to start a cult?
I'd start a sex cult with women, men, and tranners. Meet up periodically, dress up in spooky costumes (think pagan costumes, not anthropomomorphic furry costumes), take some drug cocktail (maybe MDMA + LSD) and just fuck for six hours.

>>40195154
Get the fuck out. You're the cause of half the drama there.

>>40195265
if they make me feel content with a bad situation then why would i fix it?

>>40195281
This such a silly thing to say. You already know why.

>>40195288
pretend i don’t please and explain

>>40195291
>antidepressants instead of trying to fix the problems
You've already said it. Antidepressants don't fix the problem. They also don't make you feel content, they just make you not kill yourself. They're a supplement not a solution. You still have to try if you'd like to be happy.

>>40195298
i thought they made you feel good

>>40195310
recreational drugs make you feel good, antidepressants just make you feel less

>>40195310
No, they're not Pro-Happies, they're Anti-Depressants. Depending on the type they actually make you feel nothing.

>>40195182
I can only handle loving one person

>>40195324
It wasn't an advertisement for polyamory lol. I meant across your life and I'd doubt that's true.

>>40195279
people act silly around me lol

hello anons

>>40195317
>>40195319
i’m good at feeling numb so never mind. i don’t need them. thank you

>>40195345
hemloperable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40195346
So great then you're going to fix your problems that make you depressed, yes? That was the alternative.

>>40195298
As someone on anti depressants they're more like if someone took sandpaper to the sharp edges of your emotional spectrum.
The extremes on both ends get sanded down so you end up feeling more just neutral most of the time.

>>40195267
its not thattt, well at least for me

the thrill comes from the realisation that it can happen to u at any given moment in time, idk, makes u feel uneasy. for me stuff like that is just a horror movie but 100x better at being a horror movie. i especially loved the zodiac killer stuff, he is so sexy btw

>>40195367
>he is so sexy

is 30-40 really considered milf

>>40195353
yeah i think so

>>40195377
Undoubtedly.
>>40195380
Nice. What's first?

>>40195377
Hell yes I’m considered a milf

>>40195377
35-50 milf, 50+ cougar

>>40195374
what...

>>40195377
is 19 a milf?

is 30 really that old

>>40195413
Ibisher thirttoeable fourim matoeable absoluerly soim

Good morning gooners. I need you all to show bobs and vagene

Also this is not a photo of me

>>40195413
No.

>>40195413
Well it’s older than the average users age here so it’s old here

>>40195385
it's been an on going thing but i'm cooking again so i am eating better. i'm looking to get some new clothes and exercise more. i think look nice feel nice is the general plan.

also how can i be a milf if i am not a mother?

>>40195413
Yes

>>40195421
Cope
>>40195419
Don’t you get banned here for that?

>>40195419
>Also this is not a photo of me
I like that you have to say this every time now. That photo of you looks great btw.
>>40195428
Cooking, exercise, some grooming, and good sleep is basically everything so I think you're on the right track. Exciting!
>also how can i be a milf if i am not a mother?
The porn industry suggests yes.

>>40195428
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

I miss back in the day when I could freely post hole without fear of ban
Chaser btw

>>40195253
>tfw no bronya to constipate

>>40195434
You're a toddler with no perspective.

>>40195440
>good sleep
can't figure this one out but i am hoping it falls into place with the others on it's own
>>40195443
no, you're beautiful spiddoes!

>>40195434
Showing bobs and vagene? Yeah you probably will get banned if you do that. I was joking though
>>40195440
This lady has much thinner hips than me. I'm quite jealous
>>40195449
Post your hole pls

>>40195461
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>>40195450
one day anon....

>>40195461
The others will definitely help make it easier. And once you get into a good groove you'll be off to the races. Make sure you're not posting all night or anything though. Drinking will also mess with your sleep so maybe lay off the bottle a little.

>>40195466
Ok here
Enjoy
https://files.catbox.moe/q4eawr.jpeg

beginning my long pilgrimage home laden with fagslop
>>40195449
we still have unsee so what's the holdup

i thought butt sex made you incontinent but now you are saying it makes you unable to poop? which is it?

>>40195481
i dont poop im on hrt? why would i need to poop on hrt

>>40195481
depends on if you top or bottom

>>40195478
i don't drink or anything like that. i just have insomnia. alcohol used to help me sleep tho
>>40195479
omg

>>40195481
Girls don’t poop
>>40195480
>>40195479
Enjoy

>>40195474
Your words nurture my spirit. Thank you

>>40195496
Talked to a doctor about it at all? Bad sleep will kill you.

>>40195481
The incontinent claim has only ever been made by weird conservatives who spend a suspicious amount of time talking about gay sex.

>>40195516
i'm working up the courage to go to the doctor again still. it's been a really long time

>>40195479
Woahhhh. This is an amazing hole

>>40195500
it's beautiful... brb tributing

>>40195527
Hell yeah, anon. Sounds like you've got a lot moving in the right direction. I'm even a little excited for you for some reason.

>>40195539
please don't be too proud. i've been working on going to the doctor for 5 years now

>>40195540
quittoe beeim abisher bichim matoeable absoluerly soim

hi frens im a transbian and i will be kissing my gf very soon

>>40195540
Progress is progress. But okay, get it done and then we can throw the party.

Hi friends I’m a chaser and will be kissing no one soon

>>40193010 (OP)
Is anal as bad as it seems? Isn't the texture of the leathery sheat a bit rough for the mushroom cap?

>>40195564
ur gonna have to wait until more american chasers wake up if u want ppl to seethe about transbians

hi im bronya

>>40195581
No one has sex here i guess

>>40195528
>>40195532
Thanks I grew it myself
But don’t look too long it’s reserved for my future wife

>>40195548
Would wulfim really say this???
>>40195584
HI BRONYA

>>40195581
wanna find out? you got a hole or a pole cutie?

>>40195593
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>40195593
thre abisher somferish thimggoeables beeim silimenttoeable abisher bouttoeable issry reallim jisty neeims guddoes matoeable anddoes thre issry neeims kinddoeable willertims innry beeims lessry thennry blunttoeable absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40195581
Nah it's pretty great. Ups and downs though. It's different.

>>40195594
You a gay nigga

do i have to have sex to get a husband?

My pole no longer works. Someone please help

>>40195594
Yes. That's kind of a tricky question since all of the polish are bottoms
>>40195609
What are the downs?

>>40195624
no

>>40195610
well, yes!

>>40195635
where to find?

>>40195648
just keep looking youll find him

>>40195629
Availability for one, they need to prepare so it's rarely going to be anything super spontaneous. The texture is also pretty smooth, which means lower friction, lower pleasure imo. A lot of the pleasure is basically going to come from the pressure applied by muscle rings.

>>40195660
I've never felt any need to prepare for chasoids

Sex seems neat I should do it one day

>>40195676
it really cuts into the amount of time available for shitting up this thread im not sure it's worth

>>40195670
Yes but you are weird.

it seems so scary :(

>>40195686
many tell me this

>>40195684
How about you shit up and down my dick while I fuck you on Texas style chili day

>>40193010 (OP)
No , I like my privacy like a lot, I’m a schizo but not a group schizo like I’m self aware enough to know that I don’t belong with others

>tinder now has a height filter just like hinge and bumble
ig i’m going to have to give troons a chance

>>40195693
what makes Texas style chilli different? they don't put beans, right? the beans are my favourite part...
i don't have a chilli recipe rn my ex won't give me hers need to get in the lab

>>40195693
texas chili has no beans so it makes you poop less actually

Someone have sex with me so I can leave here for at least 2.5 mins
>>40195684
Seems like a good trade for me

>>40195708
sorry i don't play second fiddle. buy a fleshlight and a body pillow

>>40195709
Yeah no beans. Chili can be really simple, but people like to use their recipes to show off. I assume you don't know that ad a European.
>>40195716
I used to live in Texas don't use that tone with me, cuck.

>>40195722
we're Calvinism-poisoned here food is to work and praise God. food is boiled potatoes and fish. seasoning and flavour are gluttony

im happy i finally have some art to hang up when I get back... no more soulless beige cube for bronya

>>40195624
How many trannies actually get husbands? 1%? Less?

>>40195722
Fellow Texan here. What made you leave?

>>40195757
100%

>>40195757
I'm not a Texan. I was always planning to live there temporarily to make quick money. But i definitely didn't like the state government. Left for a blue state.

inside twinchan there is two wolves. one is gay. the other is gay

Trump won. We don't need you chasers anymore. We have straight femboys and based transbians. You lost. Accept it.

I want to put my wolf inside her
And by wolf I mean

>>40195722
okay, i live in texas still so i am better than you

>>40195791
>
hello are you there? twinchan got him mid sentence

i have literally zero interest in being anywhere near a child but it seems like a waste to not carry if I already have stretch marks. I'll just get them to scoop it out when it's done so I don't have to gape myself. i wonder if surrogacy is lucrative

can it stop being 100 degrees everyday. a nice 88 degree would be refreshing

>>40195827
wya

>>40195825
>i wonder if surrogacy is lucrative
yes. women actually sign up to do this you get like 150 thousand, plus all the hospital stuff is paid for

>>40194632
To be frank the snake is commiting suicide on that picture, the saltwater will probably kill it. They usually avoid saltwater for that reason and even sea snakes that live in the sea cannot drink saltwater.... nice picture though.

>>40195838
150k sounds pretty nice... i could probably whale as much as I wanted for a couple patches... looking into it

>>40195835
Indiana

>>40195840
bro that's a turtle

>>40195840
rly funny to think about a snake committing suicide like what are u even depressed about... you have built in house you don't have to worry about the market at all. did u not get enough leafs or something

>>40195853
Lol

I keep getting Overwatch yuri on my fyp

>>40195875
it's a sign

estrogen was a great idea because i could spend way less time masturbating and thinking about men and way more time playing games and having fun on my computer

>>40195853
>>40195858
>>40195840
Sorry meant snail

>>40195875
you know you dont have to keep clicking on it, right?

>>40195883
it's so goated right

>>40195899
OLD

>>40195840
Well IF it where a Snake you would be right but for Snails that is a different story.

>>40195877
I blame your exene
>>40195883
So real bestie
>>40195899
But it’s enjoyable to look at! Moira would dom the fuck out of Mercy and Reaper

>>40195883
> more time crying at commercials and napping
FTFY

>>40195858
I know some animals are capable of depression. I wonder if they commit suicide. sometimes I wonder with the animals here. like I'll see squirrels and cats just standing on the other side of the road and only wait til I'm about to pass before running in front of me. I never hit them though
either that or they think its big funny to make cars hit their breaks

>>40195757
how many troons actually want a husband?

>>40195940
I think both options are funny. i know I heard of some animals that will kill themselves under certain circumstances like food shortages to improve the survival chances of the species but I think a lot of those behaviours were later under scrutiny...

>>40195940
Depression yes certainly. Suicide is harder to prove, but animals have been recorded doing things that could be interpreted as suicide.

>>40195952
0%

>>40195952
I just want a life partner, I don’t even care anymore. I feel like I inherited my moms neuroticism from generational trauma, and shit luck with romance.

emo snail listening to MCR and eating one grain of salt

fard

emo squids listening to MCR (my cephalopod romance) and dyeing each others tentacles with their ink (they are in love)

>>40195952
i want a husband but i dont think its realistic

>>40195992
It is.

>>40195992
it's hard to find a chaser that's husband material but i do think they're out there!

>>40195992
it really is. if you're not having any luck, just lower standards until you have someone

>>40196008
I don’t believe that

>>40196008
point them out!

>>40196016
i want someone i really bond with, which is the hard part. ive lowered my standards before, but i ended up breaking up with them because we just couldnt communicate properly. i dont have particularly high standards with appearance though.

marry an abusive alcoholic

>>40195952
Ye

>>40196027
i don't blame you!
>>40196028
trying to think if I've ever actually met any on here. bgmd is a good option if you're in the area. there's a couple cool ones in Europe too. and obviously wulfim spiddoes

>>40196037
this. its what are moms did

bgmd is prob the best chaser

>>40196045
is wulfim spiddoes a chaser? i think they're a tranner

there was also 1 chaser in netherlands that was fantastic, idk if he comes here

>>40196084
you'll understand better once you learn to read the posts

>>40195981
really good post

>>40196115
i'm not smart enough to do that

>>40196123
it's just a question of patience I believe in you anon
>>40196121
thank you i really liked it too

>>40196123
it’s easier to read if you huff gasoline first i find

>>40196123
I think it’s matter of autistic differences

>>40195952
I do but I’ve given up

ugh.. moids...

>>40196216
ur a boymoider

good morning

>>40196219
shut up!!!!!

why does my room collect so much dust?

>>40196236
your fat

>>40196227
mromerable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40196240
i dont know what youre saying and i even tried to look up like a translator for what was going on. at first i thought it was piglatin but it isnt

>>40196248
sorry i would translate for you but it is forbidden. it's easy to read with a little practice though

>>40196256

new

>>40196267
honestly this website makes me feel great about myself i am extremely funny

>>40196248
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40196285
can someone translate please

HSTS can't understand wulfim spiddoes because they don't have autism.

AGPs will be fluent in wulfimese in just a few hours.

>>40196312
i believe in you

>>40196334
i wonder if there's a name for the language wulfim spiddoes writes in. are we going with wulfimese?

im a totally straight tranny but i want a dom top mommy gf ok

>>40196352
no

>>40196365
ok. sry

Last day of working for this company, gonna steal some chuds trump bobblehead and blow that shit up with M80’s

ive changed my mind i do want to get married. ideally tonight

finally HOME finally free from having to wear CLOTHES nudism is the only salvation do not boymode do not girlmode just strip off and lie in bed all day

Think I might on twitter.com and rage bait wrestlers I don’t like, just real femcel shit

>>40196393
i’d get too cold

>>40196393
This is my religion

>>40196403
thats why u gotta get a bunch of blankets and pillows!
>>40196404
literally right. im gonna establish a (very well-heated) church

this is me (i havent showered today yet)

>>40196410
me too its trenches... lets do our best nona

>>40196409
then i’m not naked. i’m wearing blankets

>>40196421
thats.... a really good point. reconsidering my entire ethos

>>40196409
Church of blankies
>>40196410
Wash yourself please. Especially your feet

I went to the beach a few days ago for the first time in about a year. My legs and feet got bit a dozen times by insects. I will never return to the beach, it's an unholy place. Your thoughts?

Also this isn't a photo of me

>>40196429
sorry for the existential crisis

>>40196312
yeeims unddoestanddoeables onnry somferish levimenttoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40194733
>wake up
>it's no longer supposed to rain today

>>40196418
>>40196430
its too cold...... freezing.....

>>40196476
use hot water stinkmoder

today is one of those days where im not too ugly and my hair not too bad but do i have a party or a bar to go to tonight and flirt with men?? no. i dont. so why does it matter

>>40196490
you can have value outside of what men think of you

Would knuckle tattoos be hot? Or is that just a sign that I’m fucking psychotic

>>40196499
what would they say?

>>40196493
why would it matter if im beautiful today if theres no one to see and appreciate it

>>40196499
>>40196510
Penis breat
There's no room for the h

>>40196451
no im grateful a faith is only refined through adversity
>>40196499
hot in every case. hotter based on how stupid they are or visibly crammed or stretched into the correct number of characters

>>40196477
but the rest of the bathroom and the house is cold.... i would be freezing after i leave the shower.....

i always wanted CUNT SHOT but im not sure why. its just a pleasant phrase to say

>>40196510
Love & Hate
>>40196516
That would be great
>>40196517
Yeah lol

what if we all went outside

I took a nap and everyone left. Why did this happen?
>>40196528
Shooting at cunts is an odd hobby

hello thread im tired
>>40196568
I just got home please have mercy

>>40196527
that is a future you problem

>>40196578
i hate future me past me didnt care about me why would i care about future me!!!!

>>40196588
and so the vicious cycle continues...

>>40196588
you get it

Guys I was really mean to a bunch of trannies who asked for it sexually and now my soul feels like tar does anybody want some stupid little affirmation so I can feel better

>>40193026
>bottom
>leader

>>40196499
you’re not a psycho, you’re a soft momma’s boy who doesn’t leave the house
you getting a knuckle tattoo would be like the pillsbury doughboy getting one. You’re soft and laughable

>>40196656
yes pls!!

>>40196666
I’m not a mommas boy, I’m a mommas girl!

im bored and i want an ice cream

>>40196656
always

>>40196656
That's really rough, I know what you mean. You're not a bad person, man.

>>40196674
You are a nice and pretty girl. You deserve love and to be held firmly and treasured.

>>40196574
hemloperable matoaeble Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims absoluerly soim

>>40196599
>>40196625
sorry i need to be better ot myself

why are so many chasers such redditors

>>40196700
thank you wolf spider

>>40196699
if someone said this to me irl i could die happy

>>40196682
did you get an appointment to your clinic yet?

i need to learn how to take better pics i want to create a new instagram where im allowed to be more faggy and aesthetic and start come out on the low

>>40196693
You seem cute and I know you‘ll find the endless spring of someone to value you which is so deserved.

>>40196695
Haha, thanks man. I feel a little better already.

>>40196732
do you mean it?

Bottom chasers, post hole

>>40196730
make sure you remove the oversharpening of photos if you use a phone for the pics. many smartphones do that. I think thats a big thing to take better looking pics

>>40196739
What are YOU going to do with a bottom chaser's hole? >>40195625

>>40196722
Somebody will :)

>>40196737
Earnestly, yes.

>>40196751
Calling me out like this is truly crazy. You've exposed me and my game, I won't forgive you

>>40196755
thank you anon

>>40196726
No I ordered diy and got all the materials for it until I can make it into the clinic, I spent a lot of time researching everything and it genuinely killed me to wait fucking 3 months for something that should’ve happened 2 years ago! <3

>>40196772
based. based based.
>>40196773
cute!

>>40196772
what did you order? starting with pills or injections?

>>40196772
YEAHHHHH diy is the way if you can afford it fuck cis gatekeepers forever

>>40196765
Something tells me you might.
>>40196732
Good.

>>40196772
good

>>40196786
is there anyone bronya won't fuck smdh my baka head

top chasers post hole

>>40196794
lmfao

>>40196794
I wouldn't fuck a hamster

>>40196788
Why would I ever forgive you?
>>40196799
Top trannies post hole

Why do we always see so many tranny butts but never chaser cock? Is this theead secretly just another mtf gen

i hate customer service

>>40196130
It's a gibberish language similar to double dutch, I can understand it.

>>40196872
me too! that’s why I like to be mean to them. they deserve it >:)

And now I’m playing my Xbox at work because idgaf anymore lol

>>40196892
i hate working in it

>>40196895
you have your xbox at work? woah

>>40196898
me too for real this time. i was trying to be funny. it won’t happen again

Need gock this morning

>>40196904
she works for mommy being a good girl and cleaning up after herself

>>40196872
Me2 ppl are always rude, that's why I wanna go home n eat pizza n suck dick instead

>>40196913
i no longer trust u anon

>>40196904
It was in my go bag from all the shit that popped off last night and I brought it to work, so I was just like “fuck it I don’t do shit here anyways, and I’m quitting so what the fuck are they gon do?”

>>40196895
wenjoyimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40196916
Bottom chaser. Post hole

>>40196924
I agree with this. based keep playing

>>40196936
bottom chaser is redundant

>>40196806
Since when?
>>40196818
I think you'll probably forget this ever happened by tomorrow.

Am I a chaser if I want another transgirl to fuck whilst my bf fucks me?

>>40196923
you shouldn’t :(

>>40196942
Is it? Can you explain?
>>40196945
This sounds like a threat. That's hot

Finished the numbered maze on the back of my honey nut cheerios, who‘s going to give me a congratulatory blowjob

>>40196971
braith

>>40196971
prosttoeable mazim matoeable

nurse sed i was very beautiful

>>40196997
you get his number?

>>40196942
Not always.
>>40196968
Haha it wasn't, but if you'd prefer that it is it can be.

i can't wait until flags are gone again and the cringe factor of this place will become a little lower

>>40196955
in honor of clown who can't be here to say it: kys
dont actually do that, though, just take your whoremoans

>>40197000
I‘ll be sure to credit your contributions in my award speech at the ceremony

>>40197010
I really miss the flags when they aren't around
kinda feel like i wasted them this year tho

>>40194134
>>40194134
>>40194134
new

I like french fries

>>40197003
it was lady!

>>40197018
In India that does not represent an increase in rights, unfortunately.

>>40197006
I mean. I'm into it
>>40197012
I'm not a whore but I do moan. This a joke btw actually, I'm very quiet

>>40197012
neeims selfferish kilimenttoeables allowimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40197026
probably the most humiliating thing ive ever admitted on this website but i am so vocal that i actually had an ex sit me down and be like. you know you don't have to put on all that moaning for me right. literally wanted to curl up in a little ball and rock back and forth forever insanely humiliating i have learned to try and minimize it

>>40196945
my PR team got back to me last night they have advised me to make my position on the hamster question clear and negative. they have no respect for art

>>40197036
Why is it humiliating to moan?

i was in daggerfall world in my dream last night and i got a bounty for being too tall >_<“

>>40197036
lol that sounds awful im sorry

>>40197036
That can't seriously be the thing that embarrasses you the most.
Anyway, it seems like the problem is just that it sounded fake in some way, not that there was too much of it. Just my opinion.
>>40197026
You'd be surprised what noises you're capable of making under the right circumstances.

>>40195757
I've never heard of a married tranner

>>40197052
its humiliating for someone to be like 'tone it down a little babe' ;w;
>>40197063
do you think so.... ppl are cnstantly telling me i sound fake w/ laughing and stuff too but im always genuine... idgi
>>40197062
thank u... im hanging in there

>>40197022
did you get her number?

>>40194431
>pls play brawl stars with me.....
This looks like a gatcha game but for pre-teens

>>40195087
You put a hash in your name with a passcode following it. One hash and passcode always produces the same tripcode, two hashes is harder to duplicate

Like Steve#minecraft or Steve##minecraft

>>40195240
Curious about this too...

>>40195377
Kind of

>>40195413
In my experience most people get some kind of chronic medical ailment around the time they hit 30 or start going noticeably bald or a wrinkled face, some grey hairs, etc.

>>40196227
Morning

>>40196384
You should do a vegas marriage

>>40196714
I am banned from reddit because I was skeptical about western involvement in Ukraine on /r/canada when it first broke out

>>40196861
Girls need/crave validation more

>>40197024
vid related

>>40197069
It might help to listen to a recording of your voice making some sound that people think is fake. Then you can see what quality of it makes it seem "fake" and evaluate if it's something you can change. Or even care to change.
>>40197082
Good morning, wulfim.

>>40197059
I‘d hunt you down but release you if you had sex with me

>>40197087
no it was old lady!
>>40197094
this is abuse of power

>>40197092

>>40197093
hemlopearble matoeable howimisty abisher geeim

>>40197063
I am flustered and idk what to say
>>40197068
Huh. Me neither
>>40197069
I guess
>>40197105
What language do you speak? I cannot figure this jibberish out!!!

>>40197111

>>40197113
yeeims unddoestanddoeables onnry somferish levimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40197100
old people have phones????

>>40197105
I am well, yourself?
>>40197113
Good. That was my intention.
>I cannot figure this jibberish out!!!
It's not that hard. Just read it very fast and lazily and you'll get enough pieces to figure out what it says.

>>40197100
You could be my sexy Anne Frank, I‘d just have to build a second attic on top of the existing one

>>40197134


>>40197156
deeim mruchim bettoeable matoeable absoluerly soim Ibisher gladdertims yeeims wellertims absoluerly soim

>>40197068
I have and you can find marriage material trannies but they don’t hang out here debasing themselves for porn addicts. They live normal lives.

>>40197156
I still can't figure it out but thanks

>>40197170
Much better? Were you unwell yesterday?

>>40197187
how do i be normal and make people care about me?

wish i spoke the critter language u_u

>>40197198

>>40197201
nottoe specialims matoeable

>>40197187
>tranny
>marriage material
LMAO

>>40197187
People with normal lives aren‘t marriage material

>>40197225
be nice to me please

I'm going to sleep now bye gooners
>>40197217
Lmaoo

how to make your friends care about you? i only have one and idk how get more

>>40197235
>>40197242
goodnight!

>>40197242
dreaimicalim offerish beautiflim matoeable anddoes smilim absoluerly soim

>>40197246
yeeims hassry tee carimenttoeable abisher yeeims selfferish firsttoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40197249

>>40197234
Ok basement dweller

the life of a straight boymoidmotor is so sad i just came back from the market and the cashier was such a cute guy literally my type a bit taller than me twink looks face and body cute haircut no effimnate manneirism aaaaaaaaaaa idk if he looked at me but i surely looked at him and hopefully it wasnt obvious but if i were a passoid or a cisgirl i would totally had flirted with him he was like literally the kind of guy i like the most in terms of looks ;___;

>>40197206
Honestly? Get off this site. It's fun but it's not conducive to being normal.
>>40197221
Sorry to hear that. But I'm happy you're better.
>>40197190
You'll get used to it over time, apparently.
It's funny, I used to think it was ridiculous that anyone could have trouble with it, but everyone else seems to be getting better over time and I swear I'm getting worse. First time I talked to him it was basically plain English, but I'm finding myself more confused the more of his posts I read.

>>40197093
you just want another moaning vocaroo you lech
>>40197088
i would love a vegas marriage i would dress up as elvis

>>40197273
>Get off this site.
Good advice

>>40197272
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40197273
yeeims deeim mruchim teedayimenttoe matoeable

>>40197282

>>40197254
that doesn’t seem fair

>>40197246
Check up on them

>>40197276
Well I didn't get to hear the first one, so that doesn't sound entirely unreasonable of me.

>>40197272
wheres my twink top bf i deserve a twink top bf ;____;

someone give me the critter rosetta stone, RIGHT. MEOW.

>>40197273
and do what instead then?

>>40197088
Test

get on fourchan and STAY there

>>40197312
not this ugly whore....

>>40197315
forever!!

>>40197315
and end up like bronya

>>40197303
Use more normal social media. Twitter, Reddit, Instagram.

>>40197292
considdoeables monkeyim seeim monkeyim deeim matoeable anddoes mayberish theyimisty feelim leikim yeeims wuddoes cherrish theyimisty assry wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40197295

>>40197299
yeeims unddoestanddoeable onnry somferish levimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40197297
someone has it foldered im sure it'll come back around at some point theres no way i can top that performance. 6 minutes of me blackout drunk giving it everything i've got. the review is that i 'explored an interesting range of the soundspace, keeping the listener engaged for the full runtime'.
>>40197327
exactly

>>40197330
>twitter
>normal
lol

>>40197333
>yeeims unddoestanddoeable onnry somferish levimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim
ohhhhh i finally understand this i dont know why i was struggling with this phrase in particular so much

>>40197293
just like hey how have you been?

>>40197333
okay

>>40197354
I look like this and say this

>>40197362
Do you not know how to talk to your friends?

i just need to know what “ matoeable absoluerly soim” means

>>40197354

>>40197355
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40197369
yishuim matoeable

>>40197354
lol my dog does that with his carrots bowl

>>40197342
I wouldn't know, I suppose.
>>40197337
That sounds like a truly haunting experience.

>>40197372
woah babe... thats cool. I can give you more cat food if you want
>>40197380
>>40197381
real

>>40196936
I’ve never had that happen to me before lol. What coast are you on?
What lucky bastard took you to the beach?

New
>>40197429
>>40197429
>>40197429

>>40197375
obviously not

>>40197319
Can’t post selfies anyway here so you’ll be spared me