Thread 40196530

But it felt flat.. even worse.. ignored... i was ignored..m y joke was so bad it was ignored...
He just looked away.. he hates me.. its ok.. i get it... im rubbish.. i cant make pre planned jokes ... i knew it was gonna fail.. i was 99% sure it would fail. But i just had to try. But damn i didnt know it would feel so bad.

Tsk.. ill just go back to being anti social and talking as little as possible in work settings. Im just not funny. Its a fact.
Im funny online, i know that. Because i make myself laugh. But irl, its just not funny.. maybe thats the problem.. my irl jokes dont make me laugh.. maybe i need to be more daring...

Not like i have a choice...

Besides it was bound to fail, i had no rapport with this guy. 0. You. Need. To build rapport with an audience if u want the joke to be good its just logical

>>40196530 (OP)
what was the joke

>>40196530 (OP)
describe the joke

>>40196530 (OP)
I thought the beginning of this was the joke.
>A transbian tried to make joke.
>It fell flat,
[spoiler]but would not have if she took estrogen.[/spoiler]

>>40196540
>>40196543
what. do you call it when 41% of trannies commit suicide? a good. Start.

>>40196540
>>40196543
Oh god.. here we go..:

>delivery guy comes
>i say hi, he says hi back
>i then point to a huge pile of empty boxes, im grinning like crazy at this point "hey are you going to take those with you too?"
>he looks at the pile .."huh, uh no"?
>me "n-nah im just kidding haha...,"


This is painful to write ;_;

Instead of laughing back

>he just turns his attention to some guys he knew and starts talking to them ...

He probably thinks im a crazy case..

>>40196569
Girl, wtf? How is that even a joke? How is asking a delivery person of all people to take all the empty boxes out a joke? It's not about rapport or anything, there's literally no joke there.

>>40196569
that's the worst "joke" ive ever heard

>>40196569
it's ok, it happens. we all say stupid shit sometimes. he's probably forgotten about it. why do you think is was so upsetting for you?

>>40196621
I mean im already over it. U win ya lose thats life ..

>>40196530 (OP)
You're going to forever be known as the stinky loser who made the box joke. You won't be able to show your face around town without people pointing and laughing.

Seriously who TF cares anon. They don't even remember.

>>40196676
ok so... why this thread?

>>40196707
she got bullied out of lesgen bcuz they made fun of her for not washing her ass so now the entire board is victim to her autistic ramblings

>>40196757
oof. OP: wash ur ass, bucko

>>40196596
The joke was that, the pile of boxes was HUGE, so even the mere notion of the guy having to take all of them would be funny.. I thought...

>>40196757
Minor correction! I do wash my ass, what i argued, was that no matter hoe hard you wash there will always be like a microscopic invisible layer of uhmmm fecal material. And so anal is inherently not hygienic no matter how you paint it!


Sorry sodamites!!

>>40197070
i can literally eat creamy dilbar chicken marsala for a week straight and my asshole will STILL not smell as bad as a yeast infection

>>40197095
The argument wasn't about smell......

>>40197110
where does that smell come from, do you think? like, i've never had an infected asshole in my life. i'd say most people haven't. men, anyway

>>40197121
Why r u asking me.... i dont know.. maybe they were making bread and some baking yeast fell into their pants..

>>40197140
if baking yeast falls in my pants, it doesn't start to ferment, and stink. that's fucking revolting

>>40197070
Have you taken the RMET theory of mind test? What did you score?

>>40196569
if it makes you feel better anon, i laughed and you made me feel a bit better about all of the autistic things i've said in my past

>>40197150
I was literally the one who probably introduced it to u cuz i made the thread like 2 weeks ago i thonk..

>>40197070
>The joke was that, the pile of boxes was HUGE, so even the mere notion of the guy having to take all of them would be funny.. I thought...
Girl, no, just no...

>>40197146
>baking yeast falls in my pants, it doesn't start to ferment, and stink. that's fucking revolting
>>>

You wouldn't have a choice. As soon as it falls in there there will be a microscopic layer of bakers yeast.