Suddenly coworkers (especially girls) are being nice to me and even following my decrepit social media pages that have my name on them.

The one person who knew I was a pooner (from school) must have told everybody.

>>40200802 (OP)
Slice off a male coworkers dick with a box cutter so they start paying attention to him instead.

>>40200802 (OP)
act like a real man and threaten to rape them